>>42405226 >Tabloid headlines: >Scandal abounds for Royal Heiress! >Sources say the Duchess and Ape colt friend, identified only as 'Anonymous B. Dickus' were on holiday in Neighlorica when the latter was spotted on his knees with his face in the royal backside >When pressed by paparazzi the heiress took a drag from her cigarette and replied >"Ah c'mon, don't you get enough of this at home? I'm on vacation, gimme a break..."