>drink my last two beers
>need more beer
>drive to grocery store
>at stoplight see this guy waiting to cross on other side of intersection
>redhead, sunglasses, square jaw, hoodie and athletic shorts
>holy shit he's hot
>staring at him from behind my windshield the entire light
>can't tell because of sunglasses but think he looks at me too
>crosses to my side
>I'm smiling looking and wiggling my faggy painted fingernails involuntarily on the side mirror
>I must have been giving him the eyes because he turns toward me
>I am so shy and nervous I look away
>He does a lil fakeout and turns the other way down the street
>light turns green and I drive away
It was 100% body language, I was sure he was straight at first, but holy shit I think I almost just bagged a hottie solely by looking at him. My regret was instant, I should have talked to him, but my confidence is through the roof. I think he lives in my neighborhood, maybe I'll see him again! Or maybe he posts on /bigen/ lol
