>>507867462 >Flunk out of HS (or "pass" with inflated grades because the US school system is a joke) >"Man imma sign up and get a down payment on a hellcat n shit." >Do some push-ups, run around, and climb a rope >Get stationed on the opposite side of the world doing fuck-all while your girlfriend/wife gets a train run on her by every hard cock in a 10 mile radius >MAYBE get to spray off a few rounds at distant dunecoons while people slightly smarter than you press buttons to deploy tens of millions of dollars in taxpayer munitions onto people who can't read or write >Your greatest threat is an old soviet artillery shell wired up to a nokia phone or a street urchin in sandals with an RPG >More likely you sit on a base doing menial tasks in between eating like shit and playing Xbox. >Come home, claim perma disability because "boohoo nigga" and become a permanent welfare queen >Obese evangelicals salute you in public and thank you for your service while you're perpetually conked out on pain pills >Inevitably become a cop because you crave the thrill of lording over taxpayers and seeking rent for the government >"At least I'm not a civilian!!"
