>>938935531
Imagine a world without mar, katchii and nick posters

New game pitch/idea
>Long ago, my homeworld of Cerinia was thought lost… a tragedy buried in cosmic whispers
>Camera pans through ruins drifting in space. Energy pulses flicker. Suddenly, a massive vortex opens
>But we were wrong
>A small fleet emerges from the vortex sleek, elegant starcraft piloted by beautiful, confident Cerinian foxgirls
>Cut to Lylat system, Corneria HQ in ruins >Star Fox base flickers with failing power
>>General Pepper (transmission, garbled):
>Star Fox… you’re our only hope. We’ve lost contact with the defense grid. Cerinian warships...!
>Camera zooms to the last functioning hangar, one lone Arwing powers up
>The pilot steps in - the only available male pilot
>>Krystal (via comms):
>Fox is gone. Falco too. Everyone else is either locked in stasis or... out of the picture. That leaves you.
>Brief flashbacks of the Cerinian fleet seductive, mysterious, dangerous.
>>Krystal:
>You’re the only male in the Lylat System they haven't... captured
>Launch sequence begins. Engines roar to life
>>Krystal (with a sly smirk):
>They said the Cerinians vanished. That our race was extinct. But somehow, a few of us survived…
>Close-up on Krystal, now in regal armor, leading the fleet. Her eyes glow faintly
>>Krystal:
>But we’ve returned. And he will help us rebuild Cerinia… whether he wants to or not
>STAR FOX: VEIL OF CERINIA

>>81716419
>just fuck each other in the ass or something damn.
I wish.
Imagine getting rid of women. Imagine not being biologically attached to these "people". You can just "be happy". Just like that.

>>105659234
Can you imagine?