Give it to me straight lads, how high does this rank on the cringe meter? I liked the first game as a teen but even at that age when the 2nd came out and they had shit like "butt stallion" I was out.

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>watch armageddon or fifth element
>remember bruce willis is basically dead at this point

I miss the 90s /tv/ the naivety of youth feels so far away now that I'm 33.