>“i’m so hecking crazy my dudes… im not fucking normal…… i’m not fucking normal…..”
but getting unironically mad about Charlie Kirk, the most normie vanilla retardslop-monger dying

>I'm *sob* I'm A BIG BOY NOW, you can't bully me anymore, I-I I'll bully you nowwww *sobs*
this is the vibe I got from this bitch sam

List of things promised by Sam for the original Hellhouse concept:
>All food contains heavy doses of laxatives
>Toilets covered in plastic wrap
>No toilet paper in the bathroom
>Ant farms everywhere
>Need to rent a house that can be destroyed
>Make contestants sign up for cam whoring
>Breakdancing against professional breakdancers
>Kevin Spacey apology note writing contest
>Nuremberg trial reenactment
>Spend a day mining gold on Warcraft or locker points
>Who can get the highest score on a clicker game
>Who can deadlift with the most rounded back
>Force everyone to watch Dr. Who for 30 hours and hose them with cold water
>Start a small business that's profitable in one day
>Mr. Big time contest: Who can smoke the most cigars in one day?
>Hire good looking hookers to come and pretend like they actually like the guys and try to fuck them and give them STDs
>Constantly making people ask for bathroom permission
>Somalian refugees living at the house with the contestants
>Screaming in people's faces, "Did I give you permission to shit?"
>Gun on a tray with one bullet cocked