Thread 212912034

But seriously. How do you go from a subversive alternative comedian with killer stage presence and a good understanding of how to push boundaries, to a has-been whose only saving grace is being able to milk paypigs and surround yourself with yes men? There was a point in time where this guy had the chance to become the face of American absurdist humor and instead he deliberately chose to go down the shockjock-alphabro path out of some weird TRT-induced midlife crisis.

unresolved daddy issues

Not as cute as Charlie Day, but yes

>>212912034 (OP)
He was kind of handsome before he went disgustoid Jew ogre mode

>>212912072
This. I thought he was doing well for a bit and maturing emotionally, but he clearly genuinely has unresolved trauma. Chuck is right about The Raped. It’s funny and sad and that’s life.

>>212912077
kys

>>212912034 (OP)
The truth is he never had it in him to be successful. Those paypigs and yes men were a finger in the dike, but Harland came in, sledgehammer poised, and blew the dike wide open. His career has gone out in the flood.

>>212912034 (OP)
Goto bed Joshua Moon. You’ll never be kino casino.

>>212912173
>Nick already in cope mode: its fine, I never wanted to be successful anyway
I wanna hear what Chuck has to say

>>212912034 (OP)
he was never good or talented, he's just got permission to spam here because he's boring forced stale meme man. Everyone except his discord clowns and jeets hates the cunt at this stage.

>>212912158
Sam . Sam? Ya done fucked up y'all should have known who Canadian Danny Tanner was

>>212912232
Or was it all a mass marketing rib?

>>212912287
Genius as always

>>212912034 (OP)
>killer stage presence
Not when he has to carry notes and bring asslicking entourage with him to every show.

>>212912468
I don't mind him posseing with Nick and Charls, but anything after that is just pathetic posturing

you answered your own question
when do we get serious?

>>212912034 (OP)
obsessed

Hey dude its me zeke from ConGREGated also known as critter cuck

Put the twigs in the bag bruh

>>212912206
ANDY WARSKI STREANED CP ON 2-28-19

>>212912538
Son, I am reveling a bit cuz your are a conceited fuck. It's time to bounce back kid. You are our voice

Well lets just keep talking about him then
even if we're just seething

>>212912599
who?

>>212912034 (OP)
You just grew up. He's always been a talentless trust fund kid who bought his way to D-list eceleb status.

>>212912034 (OP)
>Stunt Artist Gay

He didn't look Raped before, but he does now.

>>212912468
>killer stage presence

Pwinting out yow set is negativv aura. Memowize yow lines youw gay monke.

Did you even try the Tom Platz method? It's cathartic. I'm fucking worried now?

jesus harland really ripped through this guys ego like a chainsaw. I think him fucking up so badly might be a good thing for them long term. Sam isn't a good podcast interview and probably is a shitty standup also though his paypigs don't have the comedic taste to understand that.

oh well at least he can still go on legion of skanks and smoke a cigar and not say anything funny for 2 hours

>>212912034 (OP)
He became a /pol/tard. Instead of being funny he keeps trying to insert "subtle" dogwhistles like dropping "HH" with no context, keeps yammering on about Jews out of nowhere on a comedy podcast, and then gets indignant when a Catholic makes a pedophile priest joke and starts whatabouting about public teachers and rabbis. It ruined his career and his friends' and it will keep him from ever making a real comeback. And what did it get him? Is the white race saved yet you fucking moron?

>>212912072
>>212912142
Charls literally sucked a dildo for a minute straight on Extreme Peace and somehow comes off as more masculine than Sam in this moment. Sam fucked up big time, how much would you bet Sam is BEGGING Harland for another appearance, probably bribing him at this very moment. Sam came off as an autistic manchild with major insecurities.

>>212912962
>Bully Sketch

Football Lineman Nick shoving him in the locker is what actually needed to happen. Harland's a better late than never consolation prize.

>>212912962
True.

Be like Harland "Be a Heckin Good Human" William:
>whenever someone brings up jews, instantly change the subject because ridiculing jewish people is just not HECKIN funny!!


like seriously, whats this faggots appeal? I get Kiwitrannys are playing up his alleged friendship to Norm McDonald, but is that seriously it?

>>212912209
>what is there a gorilla in here or something?

>>212912641
He did fuckin what now?

you're retarded if you think Sam can't handle some bants on a PODCAST hosted by a washed up comedian from the 80s
nothing anyone says is going to stick to Sam

>>212913336
apparently his latest standup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UXcE1f0-fc

i am eating right now, so i'll give him a fair shot at making me laugh.

>2025
>I am forgotten

>>212912034 (OP)
>face of American absurdist humor
kek wtf

>>212912123
Underneath it all, Sam is a dweeby artsy nerd. I'm not sure what prompted him to think that looking like a roided hobo was the way to go, but it must have to do with some deep desire to look like the caricature of a tough manly man that he formed back when he was a dorky /btard.

>>212912034 (OP)
That's what happens when you lose your hair

>>212913949
carrot top did it better

>>212912034 (OP)
at his best ,he was just another tom green/tim and eric clone

he's not that smart or funny

>>212912034 (OP)
He’s definitely a little schizo. I think he’s a pretty smart guy, good sense of humor. But after listening to his podcast a bit he genuinely seems to get in a paranoid state at times. Might be some sort of trauma. He can fly off the handle and really go nuts with a schizo joke until its not really a joke, and then he’ll calm down and be like “seriously, don’t be black pilled. Take care of your friends and family”.
If I had to guess I think his brush with the entertainment industry made him kind of paranoid. Like always wondering whats going on under the surface of things.

>>212913537
He was stopped from getting away with it, and there's no ironycel running from it. The only thing he one-upped was David Lucas' own rape sessions.

>>212913336
>muh jews
i hate jews , its no laughing matter

>>212913583
>pretending to be stupid by telling everyone you're stupid
Apparently Harland constantly talked about Norm but Norm never talked about him. I get the feeling that Norm hated this motherfucker because he's as subtle as a brick.

>>212914061
Harland who?

>>212912034 (OP)
You guys have just had the wool pulled over your eyes. I was right in that perfect target demographic right when this trannyfucker was getting big, and I watched that Ted Talk where hes in the spartan armor and supposedly it launched him into stardom and gained him a cult of fans and I thought it was the dumbest shit ever. Went on for way too long. Apparently being subversive for subversity's sake is the highest form of comedy zoomers can fathom.

this is the start of the end, things are gonna get worse for sammy and the crew, stay tuned!!!!

I also watched a few of the "best" sketches from MDE, they elicited barely a chuckle, I think the funniest one was where they were just breaking character and corpsing for the camera constantly and harassing the craigslist actresses they paid 50 bucks each to pretend to be their moms. It was kinda funny I guess. Tim and Eric clear this amateur, Nirvanna the Band the Show does irreverance funnier while also having a plot with well written jokes. The irreverance should be used sparingly and never as a crutch for real comedy.

>>212912962
shiiiii, its the Freddy got Fingered guy.
He got so fucking fat that i couldn't even recognize him.

>>212912034 (OP)
Get in the LolCow Square faggot

>>212912034 (OP)
>The Raped

He really is Henry Rollins for Millenials after all.

>>212914461
>these funny hahas you have provided are not in fact funnies at all!
>i did not stifle but one chuckle when perusing your hahas!

>>212913336
he is not even remotely offended by jew nigger stuff, he just knows that sam was obviously trying to make him uncomfortable with that stuff so he played the oblivious jester role to piss it him off and it worked

>>212914892
well yeah, you said it like a victorian gay guy but yeah

>>212913336
you are just as autistic as sam
>>212914900
thia

2015-16 broke his brain. Getting into the alt-right shit, thinking Trump winning would change anything, and most importantly getting his show canceled.

>>212914900
>he is not even remotely offended by jew nigger stuff,
Do you honestly think I'm that stupid?
The man regularly does "Die for Israel" comedy tours:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy_for_Koby

i'm not sure why Sam thought it was a good idea to go on this guy's show. Kiwitrannies seem to imply this was Nick's dumbass idea.

could sam hyde survive a gomu gomu no jeto pistoru from monkey d. luffy, the main character of the top selling manga one piece?

sam wanted it to be another redpill grifter podcast where they softball each other on all the redpill grifting talking points. It seems he was offended or taken aback that a comedian would steer the show away from that shit, which was a good move on Harland's part because that stuff is getting old

>>212912034 (OP)
He realized being a comedian is hard but he did have a cult of zoomer wiggers willing to throw money at him for being their e-daddy and making slop like Fishtank. So that's what he did. Then he rugpulled the fishtank zoomies and they sucked his dick anyway being the biggest of paypigs. So after years of surrounding himself with wigger yes men zoomers and having them accept any slop he throws their way he lost his edge. He also relies on people being shocked for his humor to work. If you're an average politically incorrect person then this humor just isn't "transgressive" anymore. Nobody is shocked ya said shit about Jews or niggers anymore. Not in his kind of audience. So even that element is gone. So he has to grift as a Christian now and after the Harlan buck broke him live on air it's fucking over for him.

and even Nick is coping about it on his stream. This time it doesn't matter if they failed because they have their own platform now, but it was a pathetic appearance nonetheless

>>212915494
>and after the Harlan buck broke him live on air it's fucking over for him.
over in what way? i agree he got exposed hard, but I doubt his cult will stop paypigging for him, he is set for life

>>212914038

Maybe he's terrified of the Marky thing becoming well known

>>212915609
Kek. Watching Nick's face during all that was hilarious.

gorilla nest

>>212915609
He legit mentally froze here, he couldnt gather the courage to tell Sam to stop so he just kept trying to hold the desk in silence
Sad!

>>212915636
Over as in he's never gonna be more popular than he was before and likely looks like a bitch for acting the way he did. Only the most zealous of cultists are gonna stick around now. He earned a lot of good will by dabbing on idubbbz and Hasan and managed to be funny. But Fishtank and everything after just burned through it all. He used to be fairly popular and now he looks like a clown. And not in a good way like most comedians.

>>212914727
should have cropped out candace owens blowing your point

>>212915238
>sam does racisms and antisemitisms
>hardland doesn't react
>hurr durr he's pro israel thus he was triggered

take your meds chuddie

>>212915696
I think for that to be the case there would be at least one more incident similar to this, otherwise I think this probably will be remembered as very cringe but not that big of a deal
I'm not sweeping for Sammy by saying this tho, I want him to decent into total lolcow, but I think the chances of that are very slim

>>212915696
You fucking people caring so much about some nobody really are fucking pathetic. All of the kiwifags are just a modern version of fangirls clubs.

>>212912034 (OP)
I'm out of the loop - what's the new deama with Sam?

>>212915803
What's pathetic is sweeping for Sam post-fishtank and post this podcast. Acting like a nigger because you got assblasted by a washed up 90s comedian isn't comedy or a good look for him. Nor is the relentless grifting. He used to be funny. But he's been taking L after L lately.

>>212915873
he's finally finished this time. markytrannies... we won

>>212915828
look up harland williams, watch the episode of his podcast with sam
sam got mogged hard both as a comedian and physically

>>212915707
Where's the bloody jokes?

>>212915828
he wasn't putting up with some boomer's nonsense and the schizos that post about him all day are taking it as a W for some reason

>>212915920
Your e-daddy lost

>>212915896
I don't know or care about the marky shit. My issue is he just isn't funny anymore and he got pissy Harlan didn't go "omg u le said le jews?@?@?!?@?@?@?@?" and act shocked to make Sam's desperate attempt at jokes work.

>Losing your cool over dad jokes
Fucking hack

>>212915645
People are talking about it now in the YouTube comments.

>>212915696
>likely looks like a bitch for acting the way he did
The only thing stopping Sam from killing that boomer via self-defense was Nick/Charls future in television. And if you define restraint as being a bitch, then i'm afraid you're correct..

>>212914002
That's because Carrot Top didn't have big DSLs. Those can't be fixed with roids.

>>212912034 (OP)
i hate seeing this guy, i hope he dies soon
he's never been funny
you faggots never stop sucking his dick

>>212915946
Tell your goddess Joshua Moon to lay off the estrogen.

>>212915990
He still looks like a bitch. If he had any self control he wouldn't have seethed so hard he flipped over a table and make an ass out of himself. He was getting mogged the entire time and outwitted by a washed up comedian from decades ago. What kind of nigger argument is "yeah but sam could like kill him". Sam is a comedian on a fucking comedy podcast run by a comedian. It's not Harlab's fault that his jokes fell flat and he had to resort to acting like a mongoloid and break shit because he got his feelings hurt.

>>212912034 (OP)
Did mods finally ban fishtank faggot threads

>>212915707
for me its this one

>>212915956
>he got pissy
there's literally not one second anyone has posted where Sam looked bothered. he just wasn't willing to play Harland's gay word games, hence torpedoing every topic with edgelord shit. not finding it funny is one thing but not getting it is just embarrassing

>>212916057
kek chill out bro. maybe Harland will let you rebuild his studio lmao

>>212916138
>he just wasn't willing to play Harland's gay word game
then why go on the guys stupid faggot show in the first place?
that's his entire schtick

Sam handled Harland even worse than David Lucas did on Kill Tony

>>212916138
>there's literally not one second anyone has posted where Sam looked bothered.
The entire podcast is an example. And where he flipped over the desk and broke the dude's shit. He was just being passive aggressive about it. But you can tell by Nick holding the desk and his face the entire time to see this wasn't some "bit". Sam got asshurt and decided to act like a dickhead.

>>212912962
>comedic taste
Shut the fuck plz

>>212916138
you can tell by his behavior after the desk flip that he knew he fucked up and was desperately trying to suck up and even beg with harland hoping to make everything right. he wounds like hes on the verge of crying at the end of the video

Honestly the best bit was watching Sam steam whenever Harland put Damiel on the spot to say something funny

>>212916057
On the bright side, your boy might be pregnant now.

>>212916057
Harland is anything but washed up
He made it, has Disney money, and lives a comfy life doing what he loves and killing rooms

>>212916241
>Failed to put Harland into the nest
Is old man strength real?

>>212916261
Sam is also an old man

>>212914038
All nazis have issues.

>>212913052
I don't understand these self humiliation rituals trannies post. It almost seems like some sort of Scientology type trial or stipulation, I see it on here so much.

>>212916261
No, Sam is just incredibly weak now that he's off testosterone

>>212916286
more importantly a hack

>>212916302
Always remember that, despite how much he tries to hide it, this
>>212913949
is the real Sam.

>>212912962
Ive heard from a few anons that Sam's standup isn't funny.

By not making it because of his shitty personality, that's it. He had a show on a legit network but burned the bridged so bad that he was reduced to 4chan tier shit. It broke him and he's never been the same ever since

>>212916261
>Is old man strength real?
>>212916241
>>212916302

>>212916244
And Videodroming fucking nerds.

>>212913949
You sound like a pussy

>>212916356
His Michael Brown bit was pretty funny.
>>212916424
I am.

>>212916424
Sam lost. Time to fund another season of fishtank.

>>212915707
>The Faces of Career Death

"Four Foot Nine Internet Tough Guy" is the new "He fucks men and gets fucked by men."

>>212916448
That was what? A decade ago?

>>212915609
this kind of cringe and embarrassment could literally kill a man, it's a miracle his brain didn't meltdown.

beto is crashing ouuuut

>>212912034 (OP)
Is Sam gay? Usually only gay men have that kind of manicured beard

>>212912034 (OP)
Sam was officially confirmed to be washed up when he couldn't act professionally on a Midnight block network which got his show canned and he started blaming anyone he could instead of owning up to his faults
His "I'm going to fuck up Idubbbz interview because I'm a paranoid narcissist" would have served better as a swan song instead of a revival

>>212916395
a high test boomer on a diet of steak fries and beer will have some muscle under that fat.

>>212916078
lol no mods will always allow that shit
it's blatantly off topic but who cares right

>>212912209
>>212912173
>Harland came in, sledgehammer poised, and blew the dike wide open.
What happened? Sam bombed again?

>>212916986
Sam was bored with Harland's schtick and took Harland up on his offer to "build a nest" in his studio. Harland passively aggressively seethed for the remainder of the episode and edited it to make them look bad. the marky schizo posters have been celebrating this as a "win" ever since

>>212916986
Apparently if a retarded male breaks into your home and mounts you, you’re considered the “winner” nowadays.

>>212912034 (OP)
sam unironically has daddy issues. his personal life is a mess. he has multiple baby mamas.

>>212915494
>>212915636
>>212915696
What "Harlan buckbreaking"? Is that the wrestler that kept interrupting him, or someone else?

>>212912034 (OP)
Uhm gorilla nests are based actually.

>>212916986
Here friend, it's funny stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU
Watch nick die inside as he sees 2017 flash before his eyes again.

>>212915238
why are you playing dumb and acting like youre not deeply invested and following this?

>>212912209
Yeah Nick is hard coping but the way he acts also makes it more likely to have been a bit so idk

Sam rigged my captcha

There's a possibility Sam is cope posting and defending himself in these threads right now

>>212915707
>tfw

>>212912034 (OP)
>just becomes a stereotypical rich kid with a cold father
I always thought that was just a fucking thing in movies I always gave these types the benefit of the doubt that they honored their parents and appreciated the success and opportunity they give him. Alex B is a massive retard but he loves his dad.
>dad didnt play catch with me

whitebros, please go kiss your dad on the fucking cheek next time you see him. stop being fucking retarded fags

>>212916328
The Raped

>>212917820
is Sam in the room with you now?

>>212915636
>over in what way? i agree he got exposed hard, but I doubt his cult will stop paypigging for him, he is set for life
I also agree that Sam is a massive faggot but NOTHING, is gonna plug the cult paypigs. Fucking NOTHING. All of the fishtank crew know about this, they secured the greatest jobs in the world.

>>212914038
The more you notice the more unstable you get because normies just don’t get it and everything is unraveling in front of you constantly because its like having xray vision when it comes to politics and companies and everything really while everyone else is fucking blind and deaf.

My schizo meltdowns just get worse and worse every year the more shit I notice.

>>212913593
Dam..

>>212913336
>whenever someone brings up jews, instantly change the subject because ridiculing jewish people is just not HECKIN funny!!
Because it's an overdone bit. We got the joke in 2016
San got royally owned here kek

>>212914826
The victims of The Raped

>>212914073
> hating someone based on their race
But that literally makes no sense

>>212914727
>>212914826
It's sam Hyde's fuckup going to be on kino casino?

>Sam vocally opposes mass immigration into White countries orchestrated by the blackmailed and treasonous establishment???? OY VEY subvert him immediately and assassinate his character with 24/7 influence teams HQ'd in Tel Aviv!!!
that's all these cope threads are

>>212916261
He didn’t want to hurt the guy

>>212917765
I asked this when the spam began but I was never actually given an answer. How is this actually "career ending", don't they exist almost entirely on their own paywalled site?

>>212912034 (OP)
A decade of steroid abuse

>>212914469
Harland is based

Remember when Harland broke into tom greens house when tom was passed out drunk on livestream?
Harland was the cop in dumb and dumber.
Harland grew up with norm MacDonald in Ottawa and they used to be good friends.

>>212917976
>kino casino
the retards spamming this shit would be enjoyers of that absolute brainrot

>>212917843
In my walls he is Hyding in walls!!

>>212915488
Did he have no idea who Harland is?
Leafs know who he is

>>212918010
it's not. it's just dedicated sam spammers that desperately want him to be taken down

>>212914038
Look at these threads. He does in fact have people obsessively stalking him and wishing for his downfall. Sometimes they let slip that they watch all of his shit. Not in the "hi former sam hyde fan here now I hate him" but referencing specifics from random non-viral videos. How much of their daily lives are consumed by this?

>>212918025
>absolute brainrot
LMAO you got felted

>>212918010
Career ending? I dunno about that, I just think he got clowned by harland.

>>212918019
i think Harland's from Toronto. i'm from Ottawa and we're all based as fuck here from Norm's residual left over energy

Sam /pol/ sperging after Harland called him a mutt was pure gold

>>212918073
You’re all about to drown in a flood of indians and middle easterners too LMFAO

>>212918060
>felted
not a thing

>>212918048
Yeah, but why do they care so much. Is it really just him making fun of Jews or making racist jokes? These threads always seem to come back around to seething about that.

>>212918082
Sam said he's part German which explains why he's so unfunny

>>212918090
notice how that started to happen after Norm's passing. not a coincidence

>>212918105
this site is heavily compromised by Israeli posters. so there's that and the couple of heavily invested schizos that wish they got to take Marky's v-card or whatever

>>212913949
I miss this Sam. The suicidal nihilist.

>>212918115
Norm has died. Billions must be imported.

>>212918105
>>212918133
People like laughing at retards and Sam made it way too easy

>>212912034 (OP)
He got killed by his dick sucking new fans and the drug addict zoomers that work for him. John Pelech, Cam and the commander were actually funny and gave him shit if he was fagging out too hard.

>>212918133
You tranny shills are so obvious. If Jewish shit was such a concern for you, why do you give Sam a pass for his Jew collaborations and friends? He and Ryder Ripps (a kike) (still mutuals on social media), collaborated on various projects like a failed energy pill supplement, Sam even let Ryder sleep in office.
Kikes like Ethan Klein and Ari Shaffir have praised Sam. Sam happily hung out with crypto kikes like weev and accepted an invite to zog agent Roger Stone's living room. Sam even has said he happily works with jews in his WP1 cancellation damage control on reddit.
This shit gets brought up all the time and the ears it falls silent on are all inevitably shills working for Sam.

>>212918097
Yes it is

>>212918191
Imagine if Harland brought up Marky
Kek

Harland bullying Sam's filipino lover made it personal

>>212918133
>>212918191
Alex Schultz is Jewish, Bic is Jewish, Ben is Jewish, Pelech is Jewish, Alex stein is Jewish, mde runs on Jewish labor.

>>212912034 (OP)
His feet are not on the ground

I'm so fucking tried of hearing about jews.
Just shut the fuck up.

>>212918196
your brainrot zoomer slop isn't a real thing. no one cares about it

He just has the demeanour of someone who took a shitload of drugs and thinks he's reached enlightenment. Nothing new you see it all the time in homeless people but Sam is rich instead.

>>212912034 (OP)
His own fans had started to hate him anyway, this was the twig that broke the gorillas nest.

>>212918219
well at least he's putting them to work

>>212918255
lol Harland had to clean all that shit up

>>212918219
work will make them free

>>212915662
Hellllo shitfingers

>>212918280
Poor Nick had to assure Harland that they were "good for this" after Sam chimped out

>>212912034 (OP)
all he success was in presentation
he was never funny, thats the problem

>>212918235
>this can't be happening I-I'm in charge here!!

>>212918266
>>212918283
Yeah but just saying, you'd have to be a fluoridated 60 year old to not have noticed jews at this point, he is aware but he definitely plays on it for his grift and his fans think hes the second coming of hitler.

Is ogremaxxing an actual thing in the manosphere? Hyde was actually good looking until he started injecting himself with every roid.
Not sure looking like bloated Trotsky is desirable.

>>212916241
THIS IS WHY SAM WON.
THIS RIGHT HERE.
HE BULLIED THIS OLD FUCK AND MADE HIM HIS BITCH.
HE RAGDOLLED HIM IN HIS OWN STUDIO.
SAM IS HILARIOUS AND TAKES NO SHIT

the shilling to assassinate sam's character is "we cant let him get the nuclear codes" tier lmfao

>>212918295
>Nick is Sam's impotent yes man
>Harland made Nick clean up his studio
which is it?

>>212918251
>zoomer
They're both millennials

>>212917765
Jesus....... that'll end Sam's career. How embarrassing

>>212915609
the only ones I feel bad for and who have a modicum of talent but became subservient to same are nick and to a lesser extent charls, you can literally see nick having an unironic flashback PTSD episode to the time they got cancelled at adult swim and he tried to play it off in his latest real estate stream but that face spoke 1000 words. As for charls he is no longer the raped he has been vindicated fully in my eyes at least due to him being the only one who understands how sam operates in a vindictive self destructive manner.
>>212915696
I stopped watching the dude before world peace one dropped, too many nu MDE people flooded in with daddy issues, sams peak was him being self deprecating which showed he could make fun of himself and actually garnered laughs, once he stopped being humble in this way he became a preachy faggot and his art got worse, unironically his best stuff was the vertical phone vids and their earlier pre WP1 vids like bombstrap, the MDE boys took a major hit by losing Ruse as a cinematographer.

>>212918337
their audience, including (You)

>>212918311
He literally had low T before, like 200 he said when the normal is 300-1000. I don't know why his head and organs have swollen so much though, maybe he took HGH too

>>212918318
Yeah its definitely not MDE fans that are hating on him. They just somehow have all watched his stuff and used to like him.

>>212918345
>sam
>career
pick one

>>212918311
Sam always hated artboy twinks. He hated himself.

>>212918385
source for these imaginary ex-MDE fans?

>>212918385
Not gonna lie, former Sam watcher here. This is fucking hilarious watching Sam crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the extreme peace views.

>>212913949
sam has some sort of a profound weakness in his history and the logical way to hide it is to become a huge ugly drunk, nobody messes with such a guy right? Thats why the raped comment hurts even more makes his whole persona crash down

>>212918415
He wants to hatefuck artsy twinks. He just like me fr fr.

>>212918371
He was definitely on something more than just test. TRT won't cause that drastic of a change, especially for a guy in his 30s.

>>212918235
I think part of the reason sam imploded so bad is cause sam fucking hates his dad and his dad never payed attention or cared about him in a father son sense only in a monetary sense, you can see this in harland too he's a boomer that doesn't care about his retarded attempts at gaining attention like sam used to try do with his dad so he got genuinely mad seeing his childhood in harlands actions

>>212915609
I hope Nick blow's Sam's head off before his inevitable ACKing

Sam: "Have you ever deadlifted?"
Harland: "Yeah, I've gone into the mountains and lifted some corpses. Two weeks ago I dug up Meatloaf and lifted him, and man that fat fu-
Sam: "Did you rape them first?"
Harland: "I think the groundskeeper was doing that, so I kind of did that after."
Sam: "Okay."
Someone on the MDE crew: "You weren't into doing it again after?"
Harland: "What, raping Meatloaf?"
Someone on MDE crew: "Yeah."
Harland (in a parody of Meatloaf's most famous song): "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."
Sam never had a chance. I'm also now a Harland fan.

>>212918442
They sold like 50k WP2 viewer passes at $30, I'm sure hes okay lil bro.

>>212915990
If being able to physically manhandle your opponents is what makes someone a comedian then Joe Rogan is the funniest comedian in the world, followed by Brendan Schaub.

>>212918461
It’s completely normal for a mans head circumference to double within a couple years after reaching 35. You are being delusional.

>>212918512
lol did you buy one of those?

>>212918499
you just can't compete with that, harland has the ability to riff along and self deprecate and sams lost that trying to be a macho man instead of the twinkish genuinely funny comedian he used to be, of course he lost to harland.

>>212918499
>new fan
Watching the Bill Burr episode now. He's a funny guy. Sam had no idea how to be a foil to him.

>mde fans make 100s of threads on sam hyde and fishtank no matter what he does
>these stans are literally the only reason hes stayed relevant and funded for 10 years
>um actually its the tv fans that make the threads because they hate sam and are obsessed with him

>>212912034 (OP)
he looked raped even back then

>>212918527
No because it sucks :)

Sam's fall was getting into political grifter sphere and not being able to take joke at his own expense. Crashed his career and crashed Fishtank over that.

>>212915636
he's only somewhat popular nowadays as the guy who the alt right found funny 10 years ago and the guy who tried to box Hasan Piker, him bombing on a comedian's podcast basically exposed him not only as anti charismatic but unnaturally unfunny

>>212918555
>>um actually its the tv fans that make the threads because they hate sam and are obsessed with him
>threads are overwhelmingly negative
>b-but it's the fans that are obsessed
i think most people on /tv/ are neutral if anything, but you faggot spammers just make him sympathetic because of your gay obsession

>>212918576
That's good. I thought about it and then I waited, found some leaked eps online, and super glad I didn't pay out.

>happy go lucky low T handsome twink with loyal fans
to
>PED bloated bald ugly bastard thats more insecure than ever and will do anything for a buck
hydewars sam needs to make a comeback

>>212918602
WE CANT LET HIM GET THE NUCLEAR CODES

>be hot young twink
>get sexually abused by *them*
>do everything you can to ruin your appearance
It's a common cope amongst victims of sexual abuse

Sam blew it. He was on path to be on JRE. But it's over now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ6bp4dMfII

>>212918555
Anytime he does anything the obsessive hate threads start. Funnily enough, they are technically "MDE fans" because it seems that they watch everything he's in.

>>212918616
he'd probably fumble with that as well, I say give him the nuclear codes

>>212918626
Well apparently its >>212918609 /tv/ that are the 'real fans' who don't watch his stuff and the haters are the ones that pay for his gumroad and watch everything he does, so who would have thought

Is this the MDE equivalent to Trump's "There is no Epstein list" moment?

old guy harland is dense and talks like a child, which is good for guests like bill burr who talk about themselves, and bad for sam hyde who never does.
so after 30 minutes of nothing but silly questions and dense responses, sam snapped at the dude wanting to build a gorilla nest or some dumb gay shit and destroyed his garbage failed podcast.
Harland is flopped and a joke, sam made him slightly relevant for a week, he should be thankful.

>>212918621
but i thought Harland embarrassed Rogan on his last JRE appearance? wouldn't Rogan be thankful to Sam for punking Harland?

>>212918512
an asteroid can't crash soon enough

>>212918665
He got some good clips out of Hyde so he should be happy about the nest incident.

>>212918662
potterE

>>212918665
Cope: The Post

thanks for your input troonime autist

>>212917930
>Please stop making fun of us goyim
No

>>212918665
>and talks like a child
gicky gackers?

>>212918442
>e can't let this guy get the extreme peace views.
yeah that's already not happening

no (you)s, tranime poster average mde fan

>>212918621
Sam would be a meek little cunt in Joe's presence. That's the only reason I want him to go on the podcast because Rogan has that same chimp brain but with the actual skills and strength to back It up.

>>212918706
continue being an unfunny fucking loser then kek

>>212918697
cope?
the people you dislike dont crash and burn or spontaneously combust because you hate them on 4chan lol. nothing negative happened to sam from this, stay mad.

>>212918716
>IS IT ALL JUST JOKES???

>>212918716
>NORMALLY I'M THE PUPPET MASTER IN THESE SITUATIONS

Rogan would never invite Hyde. He would get briefed on Marky by handlers and decline any contact.

This has ruined Sam's chances. Big time.

>>212918734
>Nothing negative happened to sam from this
Your e-daddy made an clown out of himself and literally everyone in the right wing internet sphere is talking about it and mocking him lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7xPBBikmpk

>>212918716
>P-PLEASE MISTER COMEDIAN, PLEASE STOP JOKING AROUND AND EMBARASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY SUBHUMAN ENTOURAGE

>>212918716
>>212918740
>>212918742
Thank you for being Better Men on 4Chan! We cannot offer Succour to Fascist Bigots!

>>212918734
>NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN MY MY PEDOPHILE INTERNET DADDY
Get a grip my guy

>>212918706
Imagine throwing the entire right wing under the bus to save your faggot dad. He could have been serious and talked about jews, or he could have been funny. He did neither, he got upset and chimped out and made himself look like a nerd again. Stop acting like this is anything to do with mentioning jews.

The fact is Sam is making people LIKE jews based on how dumb he acted. At a time when the world's people are united against israel and jews, this baffoon is no leader. Fuckin Dan Bilzerian would be a better pick.

>>212918761
I love how sam's butthurt fanbase needs to pretend that anyone who is against him is a heckin leftist when in reality we are all to the right of him.
You enjoy the work of pedophiles.
KYS nigger

>Sam putting his least intelligent and least witty grunt right next to Harland, a guy known for roasting
>Gets visibly mad when Harland repeatedly needles the guy for not being funny
What did Sam think would happen?

>>212918754
>Your e-daddy made an clown out of himself and literally everyone in the right wing internet sphere is talking about it and mocking him lmfao
>video with 4k views
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

>>212918761
>I *NEED* TO TALK ABOUT THE JEWS ON THE GUY WHO FARTED HIS WAY INTO CELEBRITY PODCAST, THIS IS HOW IM GONNA SAVE THE WHITE RACE

*stands behind you saying nothing*

>>212918789
>Sam putting his least intelligent and least witty grunt right next to Harland
himself??

>>212918793
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE CONVICTIONS
>YOU HAVE TO MAKE BAD BOOMER JOKES AND NOT DESTROY HIS STUDIO AND MAKE HIM SEETHE
>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

something sam hyde has yet to realize is he has severely stunted his growth mentally and professionally with how he chose to go through his 30's post WP cancellation.
watching him on this round of podcasts to promote extreme peace it's glaringly obvious how much he's fucked himself by just hanging around sycophant coworkers and fans.
it's kinda sad desu. stuff like Ideas Man and Moms were god tier internet content a decade ago.

>>212918795
its a video literally just put out, and by the owner of kiwi farms reading threads from his website, you know, the owner of the largest right wing "harassment" forums online?

>>212918761
the entire world is already against Israel you retarded Hydetroon, your retard comedian actually made hating kikes kind of cringe for a brief moment

>>212918808
sam fans are so embarrassing they try so hard kek
it's all low IQ zoomers

>>212918808
if you have 0 conversation outside jew rape indian you're insanely boring

>>212918788
>>212918793
>>212918796
>>212918818
Publicly vocally opposing Mass Migration into wh*te Nations must be punished at all costs! NO SUCCOUR TO ANYONE WHO RESISTS TIKKUN OLAM!

What has Damiel done to make up for embarrassing the MDE gang?
He owes them big and there should be no limit to what he has to do.
Any ideas?

>>212918827
THIS
I mock jews and indians but if it's literally your only bit, you're an unfunny one trick pony

>>212918789
>w-war daddy eheh
jesus christ

>>212918829
Sam hyde faggot fanboys are literally falling apart at this point.
Imagine openly supporting an admitted pedophile

>>212918826
NuMDE fans are all Fishtank rejects. No one else.

>>212918815
4k views in 10 hours are dogshit number. your cope is unreal

>>212918829
I don't want whites to go extinct
I think Sam is an insanely unfunny grifter
Those 2 viewpoints aren't contradicting if you aren't an autist who sees a father figure in a theater kid who hopped on TRT

>>212918836
he's so embarrassing lmao

>>212918829
Sam fags literally trying to bring the white race down with them. If Sam does anything gay its because hes saving the white race and you need to support it.

>>212918836
>reminder that this grown ass man is 45 years old

>>212918836
Sam has autism

>>212918836
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>212912034 (OP)
Sam should make Charls be the main speaker next time. The guy cannot at this point speak like an actual human being, he speaks like a 4chan post on reddit.

>>212918836
wow this guy seems crazy I wouldn't wanna mess with him!!
spitting is so funny too

>>212918846
>Imagine openly supporting an admitted pedophile
maybe he'll escape to Israel and you can finally meet him

>>212918854
That's not the point. His channel is small anyway.
He's just explaining what people are talking about on his massive website and on twitter.

>NOOOOO KIWIFARMS IS IRRELEVANT
LMAO the cope is absolutely unreal!

>>212918371
>200
The fucking Try Guys tested higher than him

>>212918894
sam? Why would I want to meet him?

>>212916238
as someone who doesn't know anything about Sam's extended universe this shit was so funny, I thought he was just some random asian twink the podcast bought on kek

>>212918836
He can barely push around a senior citizen without gassing
He's gonna be 50 in a few years
I mean do I have to draw a picture?

>>212918846
>>212918856
>>212918865
you obviously bow to Epstein-tier gigakikes lmao
stay seething that your bots and propaganda will never be real culture

GUYS did you know that sam is the only person in the world that is based and talks about jews and whites being replaced? I'm 18 and got redpilled 2 months ago because I watched jews rock. Yeah okay he does literal rap videos with literal niggers but thats okay, because what option do you have?

>>212918906
because you're obsessed with him and he'd be in your stolen homeland

Sam Hyde is dangerously close to DSP tier lolcow, except he has made some money in his name.

This is a humiliation ritual for sam.

>>212918913
Sam's fanbase is the bottom 1% on the right, absolute 80iq good for nothing untermensch

>>212918896
jesus, this cope is unreal. i don't even get what you faggots think you're accomplishing

>>212918913
>you obviously bow to Epstein-tier gigakikes lmao
Your subhuman mind can't wrap your mind around nuance. Anyone who bullies you MUST be part of the conspiracy, right?
You're a fucking loser HAHAHAHAHAHA
Are all sam hyde fans this absolutely pathetic?

>>212918913
>lol lmao
you're in the cult of a grifter, hes not even right wing, hes owen benjamin tier. Are you aware that the guy who wrote the scripts for wp2, bicflame, is a jewish guy that rages on twitter at people for being racist? Its a grift little boy and hes taking your money

>>212918914
He's our last line of defense against degenerate art bro!

>>212918925
>because you're obsessed with him
I'm not the fish tank and MDE fan.
Take your meds
>your stolen homeland
>ANYONE WHO BULLIES ME IS A HECKIN YID
HAHAHAHAHAHA You will never fuck a woman.

>>212918941
>sam's humiliation ritual blew up on one of the largest harrassment/lolcow sites and it's all over twitter
>NO, YOU ARE THE ONE COPING!
KEK

>>212918836
he's devolving

>>212918986
>4k views
lmao

>>212918941
>i don't even get what you faggots think you're accomplishing
A large portion of their life revolves around Sam Hyde. These threads have been around for a while now, they just get spammed when something happens.

>>212918939
>>212918961
wow, look at these authentic right wing super geniuses seething at Sam Hyde. I wonder when they have ever spoken out publicly about resisting the establishment's policy of mass immigration into White countries?
>>212918970
>grifter
who constantly uses this word on 4chan in an attempt to dishevel genuine threats to the establishment? what type of poster constantly uses this specific phrase over and over and over?

>>212918839
the war daddy shit was some of the gayest shit I've ever fucking heard, I physically cringed and felt it through my spin the amount of recoil it caused

>>212918976
not subtle enough

Why can't we talk about Fishtank anymore despite us having three days left?

>>212919025
>dishevel genuine threats to the establishment
Honestly, how can you even hate on sam, its his fans that are turning him into a lolcow.

>>212919025
Your father figure sucks tranny cock and makes weimar-tier """""""art""""""""

>>212918974
he is truly the Leon Trotsky of our age

For me, its Taylor but she's not a degenerate alcoholic gambler and I've convinced her to take up education and to become a faithful and loyal trad wife who wants a loving relationship.

>>212919025
100k white kids need to give him another 1.5mil so he can buy another super car for the white race, I'm in total agreement with you

>>212919055
you have to be mentally ill and lolcow-tier yourself to use the phrase "lolcow" unironically.
>>212919056
stick to chudjak phonk edits soitroon

Did that guy just accuse Sam of being a genuine threat to the establishment after we saw him get mind raped by a Canadian boomer

>indulges in all 7 sins
>promotes the 7 sins
>YEAH IM A CATHOLIC BRO
I said it in another thread I'll say it again
The canadian boomer liberal next to sam is less satanic than him

>>212919098
You are a mentally ill parasocial freak though. Go find out where he lives and hang out with him at this point.

>>212919097
jej

>>212919115
Its the same shit as trump, so people are so demoralised and blackpilled they'll project onto him that hes a christian and loves white people and then freak out when you point out hes just a business man that saw an opportunity.

>>212919116
>no u
literally mindbroken
cope that you can't consensus break this website

>>212919140
You are basically a kpop fan but you've attached yourself to an obese amerimutt with no jokes in his book

>>212919140
Have a nice day and I hope you get better

Hyde and Trump like them young and ripe.

>>212919153
The people in these threads who hate him mention how they watch everything he's in. They are technically fans, with an added time investment of posting incessantly about him on an imageboard.

>>212919153
keep coping
>>212919157
keep coping

>>212919192
Yeah no shit, these threads are disgruntled fans vs superfans who think they're under assault from jews.

>>212919205
No, I don't believe they were ever legitimately fans with a positive opinion. These threads always end up with crying about racism. If they actually cared that seriously about that they wouldn't have been fans of him in the first place.

>>212919205
retarded nigger really believes in organic posting about a figure that has directly challenged the establishment

>>212919244
>>212919258
Thanks for proving my point spergs (you)

>mock Sam for being a sensitive faggot
>get (You)s from his ballwashers
works every time

>>212919258
>directly challenged the establishment

>>212919309
anti-sam shills can't even interpret reality correctly
it's pure psychosis at this point

>>212918836
Sam is genuinely manhandling the dude and nu-/tv/ thinks the heckin boomer won. How? Lmao

>>212919346
>Sam won
what did he win, more of your money that you would have given him anyway

Sam is an incel

>MDE crew spends two minutes talking about humping a robot as a caveman
>sam tries to take a piece of paper from a man 22 years his senior and fails
"Talk Tuah."
"Talk Tuah? Is that an eskimo name?"
"Talk Tuah, name of a podcast."
"Oh, Hawk Tuah. Have you ever been to Alaska Sam?"
"No."
"Would you like to go?"
"Alaska is like the rape capitol of the world"
"Talk to me."
"Yeah because they're indians"
"I love rape."
"and they're barbaric."
someone from mde crew: "yeah the inuits are famous for that."
"Yeah the inuits are just raping each other all the time. Is that what an eskimo is?"
Someone from MDE crew: "Yeah."
Harland: "Can we have a rape talk? I love to talk rape. Have you ever been raped? You look like you have."
Sam: "Thank you."
L
M
F
A
O

>>212919496
How did they fuck this up so bad, did they just not research who the host was and they tought it was joe rogan lite?

He fell off. His alt-right /pol/ talking points aren't edgy anymore and anyone who'd watch his content already knows about them so it's like beating a dead horse. I don't think he wants to push further down the right-wing rabbit hole anyway because he still remembers the taste of Jewish dick in his mouth after he got cancelled. He's not funny or creative enough to make something funny or profound without those dog whistling alt-right references and without being heavily controlled by others (Andrew Ruse/AS executives)

Charles is the only remotely talented guy in their group but he's too checked out/influenced by the other 2 unfunny retards.

>>212919540
I don't know. He is right about alaska being rapey like you wouldn't believe but the dude has fallen for every single quip from harland, it's just wild.

>>212919496
>this is considered staged by MDE fans


It's like a senile grandfather talking to a bunch of spoiled kids

Harland to Damiel
"Are you hearing this? Can you believe this? Why aren't you saying something, do I have to carry the whole podcast?"
>Damiel dips into the microphone 3-4 times before finally saying "prison sissies", while sam looks like he just drank curdled milk.
I have gotten more laughs from this stupid interview than I have from all five episodes of extreme peace.

>>212919647
nooo you can't laugh unless it was at sams jokes, they were doing a bit btw you fell for it haha

>>212919647
Harland has an asian gimp and loves rape.
*5 minutes later*
Sam: >>212916241

deep

>>212919720
Thats sams asian gimp lmfao, he brings him on every podcast

>>212919496
>le edgy rape banter derailment bit
>gets directly called a rape victim to his face
DNR. It's over.

>>212919740
Honestly explains a lot.
Harland's standup is submissive.
Watch any of his standup and you'll notice he constantly asks the audience what to say, so he naturally asks the gimp for direction.
That's probably why Sam felt it so natural to mount him.

Klaus Won
Stay mooged

>>212918869
Why does my edad think being gross is funny

>>212919307
This guy fucks

Nick is dying, that one-handed attempt to keep the table from tipping over holy crap
also sam can't get a 62 year old man into a gorilla nest and then he takes sam's seat, holy wew.

>>212918621
Imagine if Sam did get in Rogan, he’d show up with Nick, charls, Erick, damiel and Chris lynch
>CHRIS LYNCH! Come sit next to me. Joe this is big god.
>can we get Chris a mic please?
>DAMIEL! Get in here. Stand behind joe. Joe, this is Daniel he’s mad funny. Damiel tell that thing you said earlier
>damiel: uhh…I’m a uhh.. I’m a war…a war daddy…

>>212919496
fucking hell he got bodied here

Why doesn't Damiel just portray a racist asian character with a catchphrase? Something about raping obviously. It's easy and arguably better than standing saying nothing. If i was in Sam's group of friends I'd have went full Neggaski on Harland's bitch ass.

>>212919921
Sam ordering damiel to not perform cunnilungus on the plastic looking slice of peach/salmon/whatever that was was a more obscure gem from this podcast after he reached over to take it from harland when he offered it for a demonstration.
the hidden gem is that sam brought him unprompted. nobody made sam bring his thailand rent-boy to the podcast.

>>212919921
the war daddy shit was horrendous

>>212919921
Sam does not have close to even enough of a pull to bring along his retard entourage to JRE lmao

>too unfunny for apolitics
>too heckin fascist for lefties
>too degenerate for rwers
>burned one of two bridges left to JRE
>only career path left is pushing life advice for autistic young men

>>212919496
>becomes THE RAPED

>"Your crew laugh WITH me, at YOU, now how does that make you feel you raped ape?"
JESUS harland

>Was your father the lead dancer in AIDS is fun?
My sides

>>212920129
nice redditor fantasy but obviously they were laughing at how spastic harland was being

>>212920215
>when your boss spills his spaghetti live for the world to see

>Alex Schultz directed Extreme Peace
I KNEW IT I KNEW THE DILDO FAGGOT SKETCH CAME FROM HIM THAT HAD HIM WRITTEN ALL OVER IT
Sure wish he would have played that part instead of chuck's humiliation ritual.

>>212920241
lil bro is one of those grifter body language "experts" from yt. keep measuring those chi levels

>>212920277
FatherlessAutist donated 20 dollars : Sam I'm retarded and shits fucked up any tips???
>You should do something with your life

>>212920341
>MDEfan1995 donated $50 - sam I've been an electrician for 5 years and I'm sick of it should I go to school for electrical engineering?
>damn bro you're 30, that sucks you should kill yourself