Thread 212808503

Sam mogged this geriatric fuck

>>212808536
you post like you've been raped

GenX-GenZ showdown.
X won.

>>212808536
It's all about Sam

>>212808536
sure he did, nut hugger

>>212808536
>mogged
Sam was shaking and struggling lol

>>212808714
>out of breath after 2 minutes of play-wrestling with a geriatric old man who doesn't exercise

>>212808503 (OP)
What could Sam have said here?

>>212808503 (OP)
Sam does that thing people do when they were molested as children where they try to make themselves as ugly and unattractive as possible

>>212808778
>t-thank you

>>212808503 (OP)
For me it was Harland listening to Charls for the first time and called him a school shooter.

>>212808778
why not go with a classic like gicky gackers?

it's staged

fuck off, Sami

>>212808778

anything funny would be a start

>>212808714
subversive comedy only real ones understand

>>212808536
no he chimped out like a sheboon, roid trannies are so pathetic lmao, hes probably gonna neck himself from tranny psychosis

who's gonna rope first liver king or tranny hydestein

>What happened
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQ5GEVn4
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQ5GEVn4

love how he immediately targeted the pinoy as the weakest link

>>212808536
stop coping sam

>>212809277
Who? Oh you mean lasagna lips.

It's funny that the mood is massively turning against Harland now, it's pretty clear Sam dominated the situation and made Harland look like a wimpy moron

THIS is why Sam is the face of MDE, you do NOT fuck with him

>>212809336
dont you dare joke with sam on your comedy podcast or he'll break things and assault you

>>212808503 (OP)
cant help but rubberneck this train wreck, would love to have heard the aftermath between the MDE crew afterwards. wonder if Nick would've chewed him out or just accepted thats it.

>>212809357
nick strikes me as an extremely conflict averse person and like a whipped and shackled dog to sam. you can often tell when sam goes on retarded /pol/ rants on the podcast that nick sits there and smiles and nods rather than talk back or even humor him.

>>212809336
epic win! sam hyde with a side of awesome sauce please! oh wait hold the sauce because sam hyde is already awesome LOL

>>212809357
>its real
ok so that rules out them both being in on it

>>212808714
I guess in the end... it was Harland that got raped.

>>212809381
its a shame because nick is a legitimately funny and positive guy

>>212808714
what made sam get this aggressive, and why the fuck were his pants undone? was he going to rape harland if he was able to get him into the gorilla nest?

>>212809401
Yeah Harland got raped. Twitter, reddit, and most of 4chan outside of /tv/ are massively turning against Harland now. Everyone pretty much agrees that Sam dominated the situation and made Harland look like a stupid unc loser.

>>212809425
Sam was establishing his dominance. Harland was unable to back this talk. To the victor, go the spoils.

>>212809443
kek such bad damage control

>>212809425
Some is a natural alpha. Harland wanted to play silly le random wordplay, but after insulting Damiel one too many times, The King did what The King has to do sometime which is to assert dominance to subdue his foe. Problem?

>>212809357
>GUYS IT WAS A BI-ACK

>>212809494
>Some is a natural alpha

>>212808778
>Thanks, it's my new glasses

>>212809505
it's a bit. a funny scripted bit

>>212809550
https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test

>>212808503 (OP)
>roiding
>calls out Pissan
>can't even move an old bitch
>struggling and heaving with his shirt covered in sweat stains
wtf

>sam releases podcast filmed after this interview
>barely mentions it, just go about their conversation
lol you guys thought this was a happening huh

>>212809336
Keep doing the needful and posting the same inorganic tonedeaf shit in every thread

>>212809573
Nick really hoped it wouldn't be released, Charls is the only one acknowledging it

*turns into an insane looking hobo with shitty glasses*

Oh Ned, I love it when you talk about the race wars!

>>212809443
Yes stick to the script you received from your tg/discord chat

I've been a fan of mde for a long time and even I thought that was off putting. They went in so aggressive with the jew stuff, then indian hate, then eskimo rape. Sam basically said he would never talk to or associate with an eskimo because they are indian rapists. It's just such weird things to say. felt like a storm of anger more than comedy, and from an outside perspective I can see how the whole group must have looked like some weird cult

>>212809573
Of course he's not going to mention it, it was embarrassing. The fact that he didn't mention it just proves that it was a bad situation

>>212808557
sam is millennial

>>212809573
>guy who embarrassed himself doesn't want to talk about it
There is nothing unusual about this

>What??? Is that SEED oil?
*Does HRT*
>THAT'S BAD FOR YOU!
*Smokes cigar*
>IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
*injects steroids*
>YOU SHOULDN'T EAT SEED OIL COOKIES
*sips HGH*
>STOP SUBVERTING ME
*gets trolled harder than he's trolled anyone in 10 years*
Kwab

>>212808589
that pic is the funniest thing that came out of this

Do you think that after this disaster, Sam called up his wigger posse and basically got them all to compliment him and tell him how well he did while he sat and cried?

>>212809709
He's been deleting comments on his private discord

>>212809709
Absolutely the dude is a total faggot

>>212808714
>shaking and struggling
It was a bit.

>>212809735
harland says it wasn't a bit and that he didn't go to sams show. he also censored all of sams promo

>>212809663
I wouldn’t say he got trolled harder than he has trolled people but he did act like a weird faggot
>>212808883
Dunno who charls is but Harland basically raped and gaped the whole room

>>212809625
i've also been a fan since 2014 and i'm not sure what you expect.
literally nothing is sacred to hyde, until he decides something is fucked up or too dark, and then it's completely off limits. rules for thee not me gayness
he's a complete sperg at the end of the day after all the muscle, "wisdom," and taste in material goods, who has to be in control or he melts down.
very funny dude at times but i'm not sure why so many of the mde fanbase think he'd be a good or remotely tolerable friend to have.

>>212809746
part of the script.

>>212809573
I haven't listened to a ton of podcasts, but over the past 15 years there's still like a good amount that I have listened to and every single one of them have at some point argued on mic, full on fighting also happens but is more rare.

Why is it that there's never so much as an argument on PGL, ever? Friends tend to argue with each other, they don't just passively agree with everything. I don't think Sam and Nick are particularly close friends

>it's a bit
>Nick literally says to Harland at the end that he and Erick will fix everything, so "don't worry"

>>212809777
they're professional actors

Gorilla nestposting is the new markyposting

>>212809443
>>212809336
hello sirs

>>212809752
I suppose so. He definitely fucking FREAKS out when he's not in control. He has zero tolerance for a lot of stuff. I still like million dollar extreme though, very fascinating group with fascinating works

>>212809240
>a fuking poll on wut le happend

fuck off, redditard

Sam won

>>212809817
I'm just curious what the general opinion is, I don't know what that has to do with reddit. If you weren't interested in what other people thought you wouldn't be posting here

anyone else who just thought it was funny because sam got put in his place for once but not so much that it made him look bad. Just like Idubbz he didn't look terrible in that documentary untill he started bitching later on and blacklisted sam.

>>212809845
i do wonder if hydes response to this will just create a streisand effect lol

>>212809663
do you think testosterone and nicotine are bad for you?

>>212809845
I think what makes him look bad is Nick/Charls/Erick being in the room with him not saying anything. There's something to Sam fucking up what would have otherwise been a mainstream-adjacent comedy opportunity for his friends AGAIN

>>212809891
do you think steroids are good for you? can you just be honest for once?

MARKY, DON JOLLY, FUCKIN NERDS, EDIE, ANDY RUSE, GORILLA NEST, FREE SPEECH, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN RAPED.

>>212808503 (OP)
Pretty emasculating, when you think about it.

>>212809904
yes

>>212809891
tobacco is objectively bad for you, nicotine is imo great for you. I've never smoked but I do patches

Now tell me about your childhood

>>212809940
Sam doesn’t inhale

>>212809940
What are the positives of nicotine?

>>212809972
I'm glad you know.

Harland should send Sam a framed signed copy of this.

>>212809982
clearer head, focus. it's not just the addiction because i got on it specifically to help me work and i noticed improvements before i was even deep enough to get withdrawals. brain works at a faster speed. i'm a writer and nicotine helps me get through 6 hour long sessions without breaks with higher quality output.

>>212809625
Sam forgot that being funny/entertaining is a part of being persuasive
Or maybe he never knew it and it was just an accident this whole time

>>212810034
So just any Nicoderm or what?

>>212809982
Everyone who designed and built rockets smoked

>>212810034
>before i was even deep enough to get withdrawals.
hehe

Sam Hyde needs to take some nootropics to fix his brain. Take some NSI-189, Noopept, Lions Mane, ISRIB anything dude just fixed up your fucked up brain

He should start trashing up more podcast shows and stop with the cringy sketch comedy.

>Charls asking if someone wants biofreeze

Also, I really need to know whether the boomer really did research into Sam or not, because you'd expect a boomer who signs his youtube comments to have no clue how to even get into Sam's past, but it really looks like did due to the questions asked. Stroke of luck maybe?

I feel bad for everyone around Sam who relies on him for exposure and money

>>212808897

Millennials:

>Yeah mde used to be awesome back then, but nowadays Sam seems to be an unhinged mentally unstable person he was never that funny to begin with

Zoomers:

>Lol Sam totally owned that person(insert podcast host), Sam is funny and based, hes the greatest comedian of all time!
*proceeds to defend sam in every thread and yt comment

Fucking hate you Broccoli heads so much

>>212810034
>clearer head, focus
really, i found i had a clearer head after i quit because i wasn't consciously or subconsciously thinking about when i could have another smoke

>>212810182
Sam is invisible to most zoomers now
Unironically a bunch of millennials still defend him because the are just as out of touch as him

END OF THE SAM HYDE ERA

>>212810200
They should kill themselves if their only sense of humour is related to race

>>212810151
Anyone who thinks this boomer who mogged sam had any idea who he was prior, and even did research on him is beyond retarded. This isn't idubbz bro.

>>212809625
sam was giving twitter replyguy energy

>>212810182
Wrong, millenials are still suckinh his teet because they have nostalgia for his old unfunny shit. Zoomers can see right through Sam, at least those that haven't decided to be his dickriders.

>last stop before JRE
>just had to get a rec from a respected comedian who has Toegan's ear
>self-destruct

>>212810259
These things need to be said because when they can't be said the only option left is violence. I understand it hurts your feelings and you think no one should be allowed to think that but your love of censorship will unironically lead to the destruction of our society when the only voice left is violence.

>>212810306
nigga thats a whole different sentence
if you can't be funny without saying nigger you aren't a comedian full stop

>>212810199
if you feel worse on it then by all means avoid nic but for me patches alleviate that because there's no habitual distraction, just a slow release

no one is talking about how unfunny charles was and harland cringing at his interjections and in the end told him to shut the fuck up

I used to think this guy was funny.

>>212810326
Better to be a good man than to be a good jester

>>212810421
The table flip might've worked if there were more people who didn't know Sam, which is the problem. It seemed like only Harland was there and he totally no sold it.

>>212810393
Sam was only funny when he made schizo rants to himself in the mirror and pissed off his mother

He did a great job promoting whatever he came on the show for

>>212808536
Sam let him get the underhook then realized he couldn't stop him so they just made an awkward joke about dancing

Sam Hyde is a bitter man whose dreams (being an artist) didn't work out and who despises the audience he has cultivated. His whole attempt at reinventing himself as some grotesque meathead when he really is a lanky failed normie who grew up watching Tim and Eric just seems desperate. He got no family, he didn't make it on real TV (like Tim and Eric), all he has left is playing faux father figure to an increasingly mutted audience of paypig retards.

>>212809505
Why do fucking boomers sign their posts like this? Nigga we SEE your name already.

>>212810607
Chill gorilla nest

>>212808536
Yeah, brother. You keep believing that.

>>212810572
Unironically if I was cringe enough to wear a MDE badge or button, I'd be tearing it off. I was gonna say it sucks that you get old and unfunny like Sam, but then Harland is right there yucking it up so that's not even a valid excuse.

>>212809762
Let me change out your copium tank rq

>>212810607
It's a thing from before your time, zoom zoom, when people didn't say things like 'frfr das bussin POGGERS that big ahh PAWG.'

>>212809357
Nick probably tried to kill himself again.

>>212810399
What the fuck is this cope? Sam wasn't funny so he went "huuuh can we be serious please".
Don't try and sell this idea he didn't want to be funny like it was a choice, he wasn't funny because he sucks at banter.

>>212809749
Newfag

>>212809357
>Noooo how could you wrestle me instead of going along with my stupid gorilla bit
>Noooo not my cheap desk I can easily recoup from the long term offset this shitshow will get from all the extra views thanks to Sam going full retard
>im going to spite the guy, censor his plug and not attend his show while being aloof the whole time so he couldnt tell whether i was alright or not

Harland comes off like a bitch to be honest. Sam was barely any worse than the role Harland played in this.

>>212810702
keep trying, these copes are getting good, almost convincing.

>>212810702
Editing out Sam's plugs was further proof Sammy wasn't in control of the situation, which is another big L for Sam. The only way Sam might've retained any amount of control is if he screamed the N word for 40 minutes but he gasses out quickly and wouldn't be able to do it.

SAM WAS THE ALPHA AND FUNNY TABLE FLIP
HAAALAND WAS THE BETA AND THE MDE SIRS WERE NOT LAUGHING AT HIS JOKES

I feel like I'm going insane

Is everyone here fucking retarded or did Sam pay a bunch of indians to spam the board pretending they believe this wasn't staged

>>212810788
We're going off Harland's comments, and he's a more honest actor than Sam.

>>212810802
Did he say something confirming it was real after the fact? If so I hope it isn't obviously a joke and shills aren't tricking me into wasting my time again like when I actually believed it was worth watching this podcast because something crazy happened

>>212810702
Imagine seething over silly boomer jokes. Sam is an autistic child.
>HURRRR I HATE JEWS AND INDIANS
Wow fucking hilarious, but Sam needs new jokes now.

>>212808503 (OP)
can someone link what he said about Sam Hyde that has these chuds seething?

>I'm *sob* I'm A BIG BOY NOW, you can't bully me anymore, I-I I'll bully you nowwww *sobs*
this is the vibe I got from this bitch sam

>>212810702
>Zoom zoom think BOOM BOOM is funny!!
No class, no conception of self respect, no dignity. A completely mongrelised generation

>>212809550
If it was scripted the show wouldn't have ended 30 minutes early after Sam pathetically begged Harland to go to their comedy show (and he didn't).

>>212810825
>Did he say something confirming it was real after the fact?
Yes, you fucking retard.

>>212810825
just passing by and watching this trainwreck, everything seems to point to it not being staged and Harland has made multiple comments about it not being staged

>>212810825
See: >>212809357 >>212809505

He's responding to other YouTube comments. It's technically a nothing burger because Sam got jackshit out of "epicly trolling" Harland.

>>212810831
Gorilla nest

Zoomers love Sam
Zoomers are the future
Sam is the future
It's over faglennials

>>212809762
Ending the show 30 minutes earlier than Harland's other podcasts was part of the script?

>>212810788
Even if it was staged Sam still comes out looking like a creepy brainrotted faggot who has a harem of equally weird and creepy dick glazers.
>but.. but.. all publicity is good publicity! Look at all those clicks and view counts!
Tell that to Idubbz. The gorilla is now out of its nest.

Nick and Erick looked "silence on the way home" uncomfortable.

>>212810727
>>212810863
Harland is just getting way too much ballwashing over this for what is a D list comedy actor people didnt care about for 90% of his career.
He'll look back on the trainwreck of a podcast and thank god that Sam for brought it so much attention with his chimpout.

>>212810831
they did a podcast together with a terribly staged fight and /tv/ collectively believes it's real for some reason, despite it being two boomer comedians who can't act for shit, and Charls saying "that's crazy" in the most disinterested monotone voice imaginable in the background like he's making fun of it for being such a bad sketch

Considering Sam obviously pays for /ftl/ to stay up for the full 42 day run even when the season ended early, I think barely a single poster here acting like it was real is organic

>>212810883
>>212810884
>>212810886
>honest to god, totally NOT planned
wow I'm convinced!! Thanks you fucking drooling invalids for telling me a comedian said an obviously staged stunt was actually totally real

>>212810897
>Zoomers love Sam
they also hate pedophiles, and they consider something like a 20yo dating a 17yo a pedo even and throw shit fits over that.
sam is one marky blow up away from losing all his zoom zoom fans

>>212810938
at least he's on the list Sam literally cancelled every mainstream appearance he could've made KWABAROOOOOOOOOOO

>>212809920
You're pretty retarded.

>>212810940
>they did a podcast together with a terribly staged fight

Sam is too much of a pussy to throw hands.

Not saying people should want to go to jail, but Sam was coloring in the lines as much as he could to try and get a viral 'own' on a guy just trying to be funny. (And people being funny is a big no no to Sam, especially when he needs to give his followers Jordan Peterson style advice)

I'm having an existential crisis. Why is any of this worth caring about

>>212810940
>>212810954
You don't know whats going on do ya,??

>>212810940
Yea sure Nick whispering "we'll fix this, sorry." was an act, and so was Harland not plugging him and making sam beg to come to his show
You are so smart anon, everyone else is so stupid except you!

>>212810973
It funni

TRT kills your sense of humor
sam is in the same place as Joe Rogan
https://youtu.be/6tYn_mCPoxI

>>212810940
It's too cringe and the wiggers reactions too real to be staged, if the wiggers literally started acting like gorillas in the background or doing literally anything besides acting like deer in headlights I might think it was staged, I don't need anyone to tell me if it was staged or not (Like you apparently do) the shit was painful

>>212810607
chill out brother
-hh

>>212810907
>Even if it was staged Sam still comes out looking like a creepy brainrotted faggot who has a harem of equally weird and creepy dick glazers.
It is staged and that's what Sam already looked like retard. Thanks for providing a screenshot of an autistic shotacon gossip site admin believing it was real as... evidence that it's real I guess

>>212810938
Sam got mogged hence the deserved ballwashing Mr. Harland is receiving. Simple as.

My E-Daddy was RAPED I cannot let this STAND!!!
JEWS DID THIS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>212811023
>But Harland isn't-
NOOOOOOOO HE IS I KNOW IT!

>>212810973
It confirms all the negative stuff thrown around about Sam and now it cannot be easily dismissed as "trannies" or "channing".
Every now and then you see some shill come in and pathetically exclaim that Sam and MDE make kikes and trannies seethe as damage control and it's hilarious.

>>212811015
It's not staged lel, strange that you're trying to defend sam here by simultaneously calling it staged and sam retarded

What is it about Sam Hyde that makes his fans act like such massive fags?


Like, he has some good bits here and there and the "can't keep getting away with it" joke is good but the vast majority of his stuff is just sub par

>>212810987
>>212810997
>Nick and Eric doing le awkward office reaction faces is too authentic to be staged
bro fucking kill me

Nosey!

>>212810940
If it was staged, Nick acting out a panic attack is the best I've ever seen
Really sold looking like he was about to cry because Sam is fucking up their careers yet again

>>212811046
They don't have fathers.

>>212811050
>le awkward office reaction faces
if that's what you think was happening you have never interacted in a friend group your entire life

>>212808503 (OP)
Look, I get why you faggots hate Sam Hyde, he shits on you constantly and is a bad human being in many other ways, but the fucking Hollywood nobody's schtick was and is so repugnant, so cringe, here and always, that he unironically deserves a boot stomp to the head in order to stop it permanently.

The MDE guys did the best thing possible by fucking calling his bluff and destroying his shit place. In a better world a guy like that wouldn't be allowed in the public eye.

>>212811046
>and the "can't keep getting away with it" joke is good

Dude I am tired of that one and I've been tired of it for a couple of years. Ghost of Kiev was the closest I came to liking it again as a way to make fun of the war effort.

>>212811046
Massive loser fanbase
Just look at the advice people ask him
>sam I'm a fucking loser retard who can't do shit, tips?????
>learn a kill ig
>SAM YOU ARE MY SAVIOR

>>212809749
Did he? Nick and Eric seemed to do pretty well.

>>212811066
U don't understand facial expressions

>>212811050
At what age did you get diagnosed with autism

>Shills desperately trying to push the "IT WAS STAGED" narrative, despite clear evidence to the contrary
kwab

>>212810828
>BOI MIN

>>212809443
This. Harland's career is done. Sam embarrassed him. Only redditors think Sam is in the wrong here.

>>212810940
So this is what being a sheltered autist your entire life does to you huh? Don't worry, you can still redeem yourself if you send anthrax letter to US politicians!

>>212811044
>strange that you're trying to defend sam
I'm not defending Sam at all, you're the one giving him free PR by pretending such a lazy cynical stunt wasn't obviously staged, and is actually le heckin crazy viral freakout moment

>>212811066
That must be why your opinion is consensus among the famously sociable and not autistic userbase of 4chan then

>>212810486
Lol yeah he made me even less interested in watching extreme peace, which I didn't think was possible after episode 1.

>>212811068
>but the fucking Hollywood nobody's schtick was and is so repugnant, so cringe

Why though? He was just bantering.

>>212811115
Also the staged thing is retarded because Sam fanboys are saying Harland sucks, but if he sucks, why would Sam try to make his show more popular?

>>212808714
Millenial soiboi can't handle bantz from Gen X chad. Tries to hump him in to submission.

>>212811132
I'm a racist chud, and Sam Hyde is an unfunny hack.

>>212811098
confirmed you've never interacted in a friend group your entire life, sometimes one crashes out and everyone else is left looking exactly like this - even better when it's someone with hierarchy in the group like Sam in his wiggers


this is embarrassing to be associated with

>>212811135
Ur literally defending a pedophile

>>212811068
lol what's so bad about Harland Williams that he needs "a boot stomp to the head"?
he's just a silly little guy. you talk like he's been on your radar for a while as someone awful and your e-daddy finally came and delivered justice

>>212811046
MDE is opie and Anthony for zoomers in a metaphorical sense.

>>212811158
No Sam is cool and the leader of the gang

>sam getting angry at the jewish shit saying he's a catholic, when he's been indulging and promoting the 7 sins all his life
ironically this liberal boomer is way less satanic than based rw sam is

>>212809625
So much this. Day 1 subscriber to MDE. But this crossed the line for me. I'm Haulin' With Harlan from now on.

>>212811068
lol seething

sam hyde BTFO by based HARLAND. you love to see it. MDE stans coping hard since. boomer vengeance has been exacted on the MDE pranksters at last.

>>212811166
Most MDE fans have never seen RocketMan or Dumb & Dumber or even Ned's Newt -- but oooh, here comes big bad Sam to take that guy down for... uhm... uuuuh...

I don't think Harland Williams is a comedic genius or anything (He's kind of a knock off Norm McDonald), but he recognizes when somebody is a total hack like Sam (See: David Lucas)

>>212811101
>>212811133
Well if furry MDE fans think I'm bad at reading people then I guess I must be autistic and these two comedians who had an EPIC CRAZY PUBLIC FREAKOUT on a comedy podcast is totally real

>>212811161
marky marky marky

>>212811194
This but unironically. Sam Hyde used to be a genius, but like a lot of former creatives, they just want to make shitty podcasts now.

>>212811068
>The MDE guys did the best thing possible by
by sitting in silence and looking at the floor

>>212811066
>interacted in a friend group

>>212811209
yes ok but at what age did you get diagnosed with autism

>>212811203
Harland was literally best friends with young Norm in Leafland

>>212810788
It was so not staged that Harland was able to hit Sam in all of his low confidence spots (Marky, the trans thing, being a fake (Catholic), his appearance), and got so far under Sam's skin he became a bumbling retard that visibly embarrassed his friends and then begged for Harland to come to his comedy show like a pathetic bitch, only for Harland to blow them off.

Then it was so planned it went less than an hour, or about 35 minutes shorter than Harland's other podcasts. Then when the episode dropped he continued to trash Sam and even Charls is going around the web going "ahhh jeez dood".

That's how planned it was.

>>212811135
>le heckin crazy viral freakout moment
this might be true if Sam's personality and persona weren't built around literally always being in control and never crashing out unironically (because if he or is wiggers ever appear to take anything seriously it will be cringe)

you've lost the plot, you're terminally online, you haven't touched grass in years, in your opinion what would it have looked like if it wasn't staged? The wiggers would've all started freaking out, crashing out like sam? lmao

>>212810954
>16
She wasn't 16 lel.

>>212811236
Harland is just really good at faking it though! THIS IS ALL STAGED AND PLANNED

ALSO HARLAND WILLIAMS SUCKS BUT IT'S STAGED TO MAKE HIS SHOW BIGGER BECAUSE SAM LIKES HIM.... WAIT UH UH UH N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD N WORD

>>212810788
It's called not having autism, Anon. I'm sorry the prospect is filling you with so much angst.

Sam Hyde Brutally Murders 62 year old Senior Citizen COLORIZED https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212811232
I pretend to be human sometimes yes

>>212808503 (OP)
I thought an interesting moment was seeing how Sam didn't know a single hymn.

Sam claiming to be a Christian is his most audacious bit to date

>cunnilingus county has been up against it for many years, uhm, it's the, uh... these internment camps, where they... keep the, uh... i dont know
who said Sam couldnt riff?

How come Sam can't riff at all? That was embarrassing for him.

>>212811278
just like every other groyper he's a poser christian
spit on those guys

>>212811278
I actually know one by heart but I won't recite it here so MDE fans can't keep larping about being Christians.

>>212811300
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212811300
Yeah this was a good bit but then he gave up because the TRT was flowing I guess.

>>212811176
but without ants fast wittiness and Patrice's anti faggotry.

Nick should have been sent by himself to this podcast, maybe one more
Having the extended crew there at once in a home studio including the flip ball washer was really fucking retarded

>IT'S A BIT
Someone should've told Nick then lol

>le nothing isreal glownigger well poisoning strategy
aww geez dood guess ur right and nothing is true then, open for borders for Israel when doe XD?

>>212809425
did you miss the part where he built a whole nest for harland and him you fucking retard? sam was gonna fuck him in the ass and make it nice and shity. just like harlands show

>>212811307
insanely small ego = none of his yes men dare bantz with him = look retarded when reality hits you that some people will hurt your feelings for a laugh

>>212811354
Nick's face looks like he is reliving when Sam sperged out at Tim Heidecker and later Adult Swim executives and destroyed their careers lmao

>>212811275
Do you use whiteface?

This website has been treating sam like some fucking god for years and when i finally get to hear his “humour” outside of the idubbz vid it was just
>HAWK TUA JOKE LMAOOOOOOO
>SISSY JOKE LMAOOOOO
>*says edgy shit with no comedic timing*

i cant believe this website made this unfunny faggot so unpopular. You incels have no taste

>>212811201
They aren't fans of MDE, they are fans of Fishtank and Jet Neptroon. MDE has been dead for nearly a decade. These are all people that found Sam at most 5 years ago.

>>212811376
huge*

>>212810897
Truly the modern audience.

>>212811349
Sam deserves to have his mainstream credibility burned just from actually putting Damiel (the pinoy) in the spotlight alone. That nigga has always fucking sucked and is one of the most unfunny people alive today.

>>212811286
him pretending to pray before a fishtank show in Vegas was hilarious.

>>212811376
Sam couldn't handle the bants: "gorilla nest". Dude is cooked.

What do you think Sam would have done if he were on with Norm? Harland is just Norm lite.

>>212811393
Sam's weakness is improv
He should have fucking known what this podcast was like

>>212810907
Null is such a fucking tryhard damn, going full lolcow with his sammy obsession

>>212811300
Nobody’s mentioned this but the whole vibe of the mde crew and Sam felt like when you’re a kid and you get invited to eat dinner with your friends family and you act shy because they’re adults. Nick, Erick, Schultz and Damiel were acting like shy kids being forced to hangout with an adult, Sam was acting like a bad kid and Charls was acting like a shit kid off to the side by himself eating dirt and being weird.

>>212811394
>Victory achieved
>gets called the wrong name the whole time, no one laughs at his jokes, gets told to shut the fuck up

>>212811415
what? is this on video?

>>212811393
He used to be good, honestly, but that was when he was falling within the rules of comedy.

>>212811425
>when you're hanging out with Sam and someone in the vicinity says gorilla nest

I've seen HRs ladies less fragile than sam on this episode

>>212808536
Sam you got utterly destroyed

Sam's unpaid interns are doing extra work today!

>>212811439
i pretend that its just shock from the crashout and not that they are all unfunny hacks

Usually I am the Puppet Master in these situations

Sam has been around wiggers for so long he's slowly turning into an actual nigger

odds that the weird pinoys sam employ are in this very thread?

>>212811393
Sam Hyde has been in major decline comedy wise for about 3 years. Fishtank s2.5 and maybe s3 was the last times he was funny.

>>212811492
Blacks are good at banter doe.

>>212811492
the entire philosophy he pushes on the paypigs is to act like a nigger

I hope we get zoomers with marky tshirts asking sam to build gorilla nests while he's on stage at his shows until he cancels them

>hires struggling boomer actors from craigslist to shit on them to the raucous delight of his gaggle of bullies

>loses his shit when he can't deflect a boomer's silly quips, attempts to turn the tables on him by literally turning the table

>wigger crew not impressed

>o shit

>>212811504
like david lucas

>>212811425
Nick can’t say shit to sam because he gave him a $50,000 gold Rolex. He just has to turn red and dissociate forever.

>>212811260
>in your opinion what would it have looked like if it wasn't staged?
A normal conversation where someone doesn't destroy a studio because he was told to "build a gorilla nest", the audio doesn't keep being recorded despite the mics being knocked away, and Charls doesn't let out the most dispassionate "that's crazy" to ever be uttered

>you've lost the plot, you're terminally online, you haven't touched grass in years
Yeah this is a totally normal and non projecting reaction to disagreeing over whether a public freakout video was staged or not

>>212811271
>>212811233
Crazy that Sams entire fanbase of retards eating this shit up are suddenly not autistic

Honestly I'm arguing the point with you all but to be totally honest I tried watching 2 minutes of this shit and then just skipped straight to the gorilla nest moment, if there's really some context so damning that it negates the porn tier acting you'll have to fill me in otherwise this shit is fake and gay

>>212811454
my first exposure to Sam was the Tedx comedy bit in like 2012 or whenever the fuck, that was pretty funny and I remembered it later when he can't keep getting away with it and etc got big. Never really been a fan but that tedx talk was pretty good, ofc it was his scripted tho

Sam would've been on JRE next month if his fragile ego didn't implode.

>>212811415
>Spazzes out when somebody makes fun of saying "Amen"
Sam fell for the Jay Dyer orthobro grift hook, line, and sinker and is now basically a larping tradcath zoomer that you see on Twitter

Harland Williams: a-choo-choo kazoo Mr. Sam and the clam jam band, I heard you flew in from New Jersey - are your arms tired?

Sam Hyde: ARE YOU A JEWISH, AH GEEZ MY BACK *trt tard rage*

>>212811467
That looks like he is going through a PTSD episode

>>212808589

This one’s my personal favorite, who took this screenshot

>>212811393
nah 4chin is probs the only place where he gets any real hate outside leftwing circles, admitedly a lot of is from dedicated schizos though

>>212811546
Him trolling his mom was basically improv'd. He COULD do it, but it's clear he can only do that kinda trolling to people who aren't comedians.

>>212811535
in front of everybody so if sam ever "turns" on sam, he'll get buried by sam's cucktists

>>212811546
Tedx shit was mid, slightly more creative than your run of the mill public prank.

>>212811552
This is what happened

>>212811552
kek

>>212811550
I don’t get why these fools have to subscribe shit like religion and politics. It’s one thing if you practice it privately but I can’t stand people who proselytize and act like assholes about it. That kind of attitude is counterproductive to making comedic work.

>>212811576
nick* turns on sam

>>212811576
Golden handcuff

>>212811394
Must feel good to be Charls. Vindicated.
NERD

>is that a heat lamp

only funny thing Sam said the entire episode

If you're getting trolled by a guy who was in Half Baked
It's over man

>>212811639
That moment made me think "oh sam is gonna get back on track and act normal"

But then that didn't happen

does anyone know the date this podcast took place?

>>212811609
sam became christian most likely because that's the current right wing flavor and saw a bunch of christ edits on instagram making it cool. i find it funny that a lot of ameritards are turning to orthodoxy seemingly because it's "countercultural" to catholicism despite having 0 cultural connection to it. it's in the same vein of a white girl getting into buddhism (which sam is against btw)

>>212808536
The guy never lost is cool and sam looked retarded

Also lol at technical difficulties during MDE plugs

Sam got mogged by some cornyass podcaster

I dont think sam knew it but Harland is pound for pound even crazier than sam

>what would have been another boring forgettable "comedy" podcast is now the talk of town
are you not entertained? is this not way more interesting than comedians past their prime jerking each other off, aka "riffing"?

>>212811545
>Honestly I'm arguing the point with you all
You and I aren't arguing shit, Anon. I'm calling your ass autistic and you're shitting out paragraphs talking about retarded shit. That's another free lesson in social cues btw

>>212811652
Probably at the end of the comedy tour since Sam was begging for Harland to come to the show

>>212811674
>one thread on a dead board
>talk of the town
lmao you faggots truly live in a bubble

/pol/ shit is completely powerless when your opponent doesn't care
charls trying to clap back with schizophrenia was pathetic

>harland trolls joe rogan
>gets kinda annoyed but eventually laughs and shrugs it off
>harland trolls tony during his show
>laughs and at worst gets playfully sassy

>harland trolls some literal who named sam hyde
>"OOGA BOOGA MY EGO CANT HANDLE IT IM IN CONTROL”*chimps out*

>>212811662
Are we just copy and pasting reddit comments?

Ever since Sam was raped live, I no longer have a masculine figure in my life.
The HRT bottle sitting in my medicine cabinet calls to me like a siren song to a sailor.
I promised myself the Jews wouldn't win but it's looking grim for me. I fell asleep in tears listening to sissyhypno asmr hoping what I saw happened to the man I considered my father wasn't that bad, but no. He was Raped and Raped Hard.

To my fellow MDE bros and Fishtank friends, please pray for me.

Thank you.

>>212811674
he humiliated himself and all his friends there will be no rogan podcast for him he cant hang

>>212811674
>new cope just dropped
noice

>heh heh heh, those stupid fucking normies, I can't believe they actually believed the school shooter was infamous irony millennial troll Sam Hyde, they don't get it like a hip internet 38 year old edgelord like me does
>OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE SAM FREAKED OUT AND FLIPPED OVER A TABLE ON A COMEDY PODCAST

>>212811425
another funny dynamic was while Nick looked visibly uncomfortable Charles was just casually tossing out one lines the entire time

>>212810663
>ALL SMILES

>>212811714
he was vindicated

>>212811674
Watching Nick have a panic attack while Sam makes an ass of himself and everyone else was more entertaining than anything Sam could think of to say during the podcast

Its even better with sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_uXkQCoLU

>>212809443
Why do you keep posting the same thing? Dornwhat purpose?

the whole hanging out with a bunch of 20 year old wiggers thing was no joke sam is so pathetic a bunch of gas huffing rits really all he can get

who was the asian dude, was he meant to be a foil for the podcast?

>built entire brand up years to work his way onto Rogan
Sam will never ever make it on Rogan, especially after thus shit lol
Not that he was ever gonna get there to begin with, but he turned it from a 80% to 100% chance of never appearing

>>212811662
fucking hell reddit is raiding us again

>>212811741
Sams side piece

>>212811741
That was lasagna lips

>>212811676
"you all" wasn't referring to you specifically anon and I think the irony of this post would be lost on you no matter who shit out a paragraph explaining it so I won't bother returning your free lessons

For someone like sam who hates minorities he sure acts like one when angry

>>212811701
>some fag bends the knee and takes it
>some fag bends the knee and takes it
>hyde doesnt bend the knee and refuses to take it

AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE HE!!

>>212811741
Sam's Filipino fluffer between fucking trannies

REMINDER "it's a bit" is pure cope because even if it were "a bit" sam still looks like a humiliated retard

Sam Hyde got raped in the sweltering hot summer of '25

>>212809494
Apparently, outside of his silly bits, Harland is a very strong willed character and a relatively tough dude

how far down the list of comics form 25 years ago do we need to go before we find someone Sam can hang with? Paula Shore? Pablo Francisco? Carlos Mencia?

>>212811767
>>hyde doesnt bend the knee and refuses to take it

Hyde did bend the knee when all his plugs were taken out.

The Raped

>>212811767
the 4th option is biting back with wit and comedy.

>>212811501
>fishtank
You have to go back. 2019 was the last year he was funny.

>>212811769
Who knew sam had a penchant for pinoys

>>212811767
So he should chimp out like a nigger instead? Wow i thought rightoids hated chimping out but i guess its okay when its done by your unfunny father figure you whale thousands to

>>212811783
Paulie Shore strikes me as a bottom, so Sam probably could have a field day with him (since he's a fellow bottom too)

>>212811762
shat out*

>Pwease come to my show Mr. Harland I beg yew
I've never seen him so pathetic.

>>212811490
sams bald spot is fucking rough

sam hyde is a very polarizing figure. i've never seen such obsession from the people who like him and people who hate him. you can't stop talking about him. watching him like a hawk, analyzing everything he does, just waiting for his next success or next failure.

>>212811817
thats where he wears his jew hat but never on cam because his brown rightoid zoomers will have a meltie if hes discovered

I love the cope by fish tank niggers, it's hilarious. It's like they can't accept their art school dropout 40 year old grifter is an absolute fucking retard, their only recourse is to call people jeets or jews for pointing out the obvious.

>>212811767
He refused to bend the knee by not being funny and looking like a retard? wow so hecking brave

NERD

>>212811867
groovy

we did it guys, this will surely be the end of sam hyde. let's regroup in discord and plan our next avenue of attack.

>>212811901

New thread

>the "be a good human" on harland'd hat
>"talk to me" on nick's tee

>>212811903
Go back to fishtank general you FUCKING NERD lmao

>>212811945
we've got him on the ropes, don't let up now. this is the culmination of 10 years of hard work and perseverance. do your part! sam. is. going. down.

>>212808503 (OP)
>"it's a bit!"
>gets all his promos cut for being a whackjob

>>212810954
>16
And..?

>>212809663
HGH, Testosterone, and nicotine are good for you

>>212810897
If zoomers are the future, and they are, then we're kind of fucked comedy wise, cause Matan Evan is probably the best thing they have right now, and let's be isreal, he could be better.

>>212811546
Lol same
I'm probably the first person to tell him about the he's the shooter meme on his alien Gmail
I also will take credit on getting him introduced to Gavin
Hi Sam it's the yes guy indeed and I do remember you basically stealing a fetish video from SR by lying to us about it being cut from world peace hey dude yes I'm never going to forget this nigger

Go build a gorilla nest

>>212811901
>>212811901
New thread

>>212811644
It's pretty sad this will the closest Sam will ever get to Dave Chappelle lmao
>>212811783
MDE Presents Mind of Mencia Season 4

>>212810702
long way of saying "I would eat Sam's ass if he offered"
>>212810788
>>212810940
holy mother of dunning-kruger please be bait
I will do 1000 podcasts that are normal level wacky boomer humour, but for this one and only this one, I will allow this nobody to stage a bit that wrecks my set.
oh and they're all acting perfectly awkward as part of the bit
oh and Sam is shaking and sweating as part of the bit

>>212811903
Have you ever considered we aren't from a discord and we are just anons tickled at Sam getting a long over due serving of humble pie?

>>212811741
Damiel, a 30yo wannabe comedian who used to be in Odd Future

New thread

>>212811901

>>212808503 (OP)
RIPE & TIGHT