What’s the deal with forced memes?
They show up out of nowhere
one picture, one caption
and suddenly everyone’s acting like it’s the funniest thing in the world.
You don’t laugh, you don’t smile, you just stare at it thinking,
“Is this… is this supposed to be comedy, or homework?”
And then they try to make it happen over and over again
posting the same joke a hundred times a day!
It’s like someone telling you the same knock-knock joke
until you finally say “who’s there” just to shut them up.

What’s the deal with Telecasters?
It’s the only guitar that insults you while you play it.
No contours, no forgiveness just a slab of wood and a cold stare.
You bend a note and the Tele goes, “That’s all you got?”
And every guy who plays one insists it’s the purest tone
Yeah, pure pain.
It’s like Fender made a torture device and Nashville turned it into a personality.