*~He's gonna take you back to the past~*

So get this, there's this guy named Toby Fox. What, you live under a rock? You know him already, legend. He creates this game called Deltarune, practically by himself. Chapter 1 was decent, but Chapter 2? When he acquired a team as well? Yeaaaah, That was the shit.

*takes a swig from beer*

Anyways, he releases 2 more chapters after a wait that felt longer than the second coming of Jesus Christ. I boot up Chapter 3 and i'm greeted with... The Legend of Zelda? Did I purchase the wrong fucking game? Nope. This is it. Imagine Steve Harvey invites you to Family Feud, and instead of a fun gameshow, he locks you in his nasty musty fucking basement with an LJN knockoff of Zelda. And oh no, not the high-end Zelda games, I'm talking the lower end. THOSE games. Yeah, well imagine if that's the meat and foundation of the entire fucking chapter.
Whatever, it's just a gag, it can't go on forever... right?

*~He's gonna take you back to the past~*

So get this, there's this guy named Toby Fox. What, you live under a rock? You know him already, legend. He creates this game called Deltarune, practically by himself. Chapter 1 was decent, but Chapter 2? When he acquired a team as well? Yeaaaah, That was the shit.

*takes a swig from beer*

Anyways, he releases 2 more chapters after a wait that felt longer than the second coming of Jesus Christ. I boot up Chapter 3 and i'm greeted with... The Legend of Zelda? Did I purchase the wrong fucking game? Nope. This is it. Imagine Steve Harvey invites you to Family Feud, and instead of a fun gameshow, he locks you in his nasty musty fucking basement with an LJN knockoff of Zelda. And oh no, not the high-end Zelda games, I'm talking the lower end. THOSE games. Yeah, well imagine if that's the meat and foundation of the entire fucking chapter.
Whatever, it's just a gag, it can't go on forever... right?