The numbers speak for themselves. The only quad-digit playtime that I don't regret.

>>33563445
Duh

>This copypasta was originally written by Team Fortress 2 user Guuse in 2014 on March 17th, and was added to his Pastebin.

>I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>Guuse originally wrote the copypasta for use as spam by binding it to key terms in game chat rooms during arguments on gender identity politics. In December 2014, Guuse posted a claim of authorship of the copypasta to his recruitment page on the European Team Fortress Two site.

This is why TF2 is the best game

>Game is full of sensitive trannies and literal furries
>Say the wrong word
>Banned from server
Why

The only reason this game is still around is because there is no crossplay with console fags that get autoaim.

>no half-naked teenage sluts with huge tits hanging out

If TF2 came out in 2025 it would be a huge flop and /v/eddit would call it woke