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Anonymous No.33563376 >>33563547 >>33563672 >>33564095 >>33564149
/atoga/ - Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
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Previously on ATOGA: >>33560280
Anonymous No.33563379
>>33563370
I'd be a bad person if I didn't

>>33563373
This is why I consume only ethical porn
Anonymous No.33563385 >>33563393 >>33563445 >>33563447 >>33563513 >>33563524 >>33563527 >>33563578 >>33563903
ANCHOR POST: If you ask a question, reply to this post so people can find them more easily as the thread progresses.

I know you probably won't do it but I'm giving it a shot.
Anonymous No.33563386 >>33563395 >>33563399 >>33563416
You know I don't think I'm asking for too much in a woman.

I just need a woman with at least a 7/10 body and an 8/10 face who takes care of herself, knows how to dress, is decent at cooking, is able to look past my autistic traits and endure them, has a job that can mantain us both, is very affectionate and nice, loves cuddling and has a high sex drive. Oh and is also willing to do the first move.

That's not too unrealistic, right girls...?
Anonymous No.33563392 >>33563398 >>33563492
is there a good vid/illustration that shows how a man should rub a clit to guarantee a womans orgasm? I dont know how it works. plz respond
Anonymous No.33563393 >>33563397
>>33563385
This isn't FSA
Anonymous No.33563394 >>33563492
Femanons I found my chapstick at work and now my lips are no longer fucked up.
Been out sick all last week.
What chapstick do you use?
My favorite is chopsaver and I also use burts bees
Anonymous No.33563395 >>33563405
>>33563386
>a 7/10 body and an 8/10 face
How do you define a 7/10 body and a 8/10 face?
>is able to look past my autistic traits and endure them
What autistic traits are we talking about here? Because I can't fucking stand autists who refuse to improve themselves.
>High sex drive
The female sex drive is nowhere near as high as the male sex drive, you're gonna have to give that up bud.
Anonymous No.33563397
>>33563393
I don't know what FSA is, it's just a good idea man
Anonymous No.33563398
>>33563392
Guaranteed orgasms isn't a cookie cutter thing, you have to learn each woman.
Anonymous No.33563399 >>33563585 >>33563592
>>33563386
She has qt tattoos
Anonymous No.33563401 >>33563404 >>33563417 >>33563682
Why are foids like this?
Anonymous No.33563404 >>33563408
>>33563401
>Singing offensive rap lyrics is just like posting your honest offensive opinions on the internet
Are all moids this dumb?
Anonymous No.33563405
>>33563395
>How do you define a 7/10 body and a 8/10 face?
The girl I posted would have an 8/10 body.
>What autistic traits are we talking about here? Because I can't fucking stand autists who refuse to improve themselves.
Social awkwardness + blunt honesty in terms of negative traits. I also have ADHD so I'm distracted very easily and forget things.
>The female sex drive is nowhere near as high as the male sex drive, you're gonna have to give that up bud.
Hey, you never know.
Anonymous No.33563407
No woman would give out their number if they were asked for it if they weren’t at least a little romantically interested, would they?
Like not someone asking you cold approach but like someone you know wanting to get closer instead of using social media, you would have to know their intentions even if they didn’t explicitly spell it out to you right?
Anonymous No.33563408 >>33563410
>>33563404
So you think your favourite artist respects foids? Lmao.
Anonymous No.33563410 >>33563415
>>33563408
I don't listen to rap. Doesn't change the fact that song lyrics aren't necessarily representative of someone's true character, and acting like singing a song is the same thing as honestly posting your opinions online is peak retardation.
Anonymous No.33563415 >>33563421
>>33563410
the message i'm getting here is that instead of posting i just need to link vocaroos of my latest ballad, "women hate men and need to approach us more"
Anonymous No.33563416
>>33563386
all I ask for in a woman is that she loves me and has similar interests to mine or that she's at least willing to watch and read stuff that I like

oh and that she's flat chested of course, small boobs are ok too
Anonymous No.33563417
>>33563401
because you have no aura
Anonymous No.33563421 >>33563434
>>33563415
Do you think that Thomas Harris advocates for everything Hannibal Lecter does because he wrote several books about the character? I'm trying to see just how retarded you are.
Anonymous No.33563423
Straight femanons, why haven't you experimented?
Anonymous No.33563424 >>33563425 >>33563426 >>33563428 >>33563908
Gender
What color of Yoshi is the best?
Anonymous No.33563425
>>33563424
M
blue
Anonymous No.33563426
>>33563424
M
Green is classic, but I like what the very top right is. Teal?
Anonymous No.33563428
>>33563424
M
Orange because eh eats pineapples whole and doesn’t afraid of anything
Anonymous No.33563429
Women, I am a gay homosexual man. Would you let me have sex with you just to make sure I don’t like it?
Anonymous No.33563432 >>33563436 >>33563442
Boom, boom, boom, boom
I want you in my room
Anonymous No.33563434 >>33563439
>>33563421
i think when andrew tate ghostwrites a book bragging about his own sexual exploits he advocates for what he does and rappers do the same thing more often than not. you're being pretty obtuse pretending rappers are all playing a character.
Anonymous No.33563436
>>33563432
are normies really like this?
Anonymous No.33563439 >>33563441
>>33563434
I don't think all rappers are playing a character, but music is an artform and therefore it's retarded to act like all people engaging in an artform are just using it to be 100% real.
Anonymous No.33563441
>>33563439
maybe kendrick actually respects drake. we can never know.
Anonymous No.33563442 >>33563464
>>33563432
let's spend the night together
from now until forever
Anonymous No.33563444 >>33563463 >>33563499
sad because I woke up with no gf to cuddle in the morning :(
Anonymous No.33563445 >>33563446 >>33563450 >>33563451 >>33563452 >>33563457 >>33563465 >>33563487
>>33563385
Aight, many men like to consoom CGDCT (Cute Girls Doing Cute Things), media where the main cast is >90% girls. What's the female equivalent of that, do women watch "Manly Men Doing Manly Things"?
Anonymous No.33563446
>>33563445
Anonymous No.33563447 >>33563469 >>33563471 >>33563503
>>33563385
Men, why is that you get mad at women for making sweeping generalizations about men, but then proceed to make sweeping generalizations about women?
Anonymous No.33563450 >>33563487
>>33563445
This shit was inescapable when it came out.
Anonymous No.33563451
>>33563445
also
Anonymous No.33563452
>>33563445
they read shotacon manga
Anonymous No.33563457
>>33563445
Duh
Anonymous No.33563459 >>33563460 >>33563461
Welp, here I go cheating on my girlfriend again. Why do women make me do this
Anonymous No.33563460
>>33563459
Trip on, MKG
Anonymous No.33563461
>>33563459
foid hands
Anonymous No.33563462 >>33563463 >>33563491
I miss me ex, she only hurt me because she loved me
Anonymous No.33563463 >>33563466
>>33563444
>>33563462
i miss mine too. everyday
Anonymous No.33563464 >>33563482
>>33563442
i would melt if a man told me thid
Anonymous No.33563465
>>33563445
Anonymous No.33563466 >>33563504
>>33563463
I think about her everyday, it doesn't hurt as much anymore but I'd be lying if I said I don't love her
Anonymous No.33563467
First for the frenchie freak off
Anonymous No.33563469
>>33563447
Sometimes I exaggerate my anger for comical reasons.
Anonymous No.33563471
>>33563447
I don't do either of those things
Anonymous No.33563473 >>33563475 >>33563477 >>33563478 >>33563492 >>33563526
Are italians people of color?
Anonymous No.33563475
>>33563473
no, they're not people
Anonymous No.33563477
>>33563473
I like being in the grey area of getting classified as white by the government while also being nothing like anglo saxons
Anonymous No.33563478
>>33563473
Soon turks will be considered white mark my words
Anonymous No.33563479 >>33563480 >>33563485 >>33563492 >>33563496 >>33563518 >>33563705 >>33563723
I've gone on a date with a pretty black lady and she's one of the most racist persons I've ever met, but she's exclusively racist against black men specifically. She complains about them, calls them the N-word with the hard R, monkeys, etc. It was fucking surreal.
Anonymous No.33563480 >>33563489
>>33563479
auntie ruckus? cute
Anonymous No.33563481
I want a italian gf
Anonymous No.33563482
>>33563464
Only milenials or older know the Vengaboys.
We were in the Vengabus back then.
Anonymous No.33563485 >>33563489 >>33563490
>>33563479
jh is so based its unreal
Anonymous No.33563487
>>33563445
>many men
Correction: moeshitters do.
Nobody likes moeshitters.

>>33563450
I had a gay friend who loved it. lol
Anonymous No.33563489
>>33563480
I don't know if she qualfiies as an Uncle Ruckus type because I know for a fact she has female black friends, she reserves the racism exclusively for the men.

>>33563485
Not JH.
Anonymous No.33563490 >>33563495
>>33563485
that's THE jh to you
Anonymous No.33563491 >>33563494
>>33563462
Nah, fuck that noise.
Abusers never change, only cheaters are worse.
Anonymous No.33563492
>>33563392
>good vid/illustration that shows how a man should rub a clit
It's not rocket surgery
https://youtube.com/shorts/h8wyupOOy5A

>>33563394
>What chapstick do you use?
Summer Fridays (guava flavor)

>>33563473
>Are italians people of color?
They used to be, but not since 9/11

>>33563479
Same. I hate black men.
Anonymous No.33563494 >>33563501
>>33563491
does it count as abuse if I enjoyed it and that's the only form of love I know?
Anonymous No.33563495
>>33563490
Wrong
https://youtu.be/D1UBxWfvRfk
Anonymous No.33563496 >>33563500 >>33563502
>>33563479
You went on a first date and she just started yelling out the N-word with the hard R just like that?
Anonymous No.33563498 >>33563501
Why should I ever trust a woman again when she says she wants "ambition"?
That's just code word for beta bucks.
Don't get me wrong, I completely understand, and sympathize with, "female instinct" as you might call it.
You have a womb, you want babies, you need a man who can take care of you while you're busy taking care of them. This all makes sense. And I do NOT hate women for doing this.
But why shouldn't I see it as a red flag when a woman wants ambition when she'll fuck or date some other guy for years for free? But when I get into the relationship with her suddenly my job matters? I made decent money til I got laid off, and even that wasn't enough. I needed to make more money or be dumped. So I was betabux. So there was nothing to enjoy about my presence. I'm so sick of this biological clock bullshit guilt complex pushed on me about children I cannot afford to have. Frankly if a woman mentions my "ambition" then I know she is not attracted to me, in looks or personality or aura.

You can call this cope, but I have plenty of ambition. I just never told those women about it because half of it was non financial creative ambition (major ick!) and the other half I was still figuring out. But frankly I don't see why I shouldn't try to find a real true long term partner now, as I am unemployed and changing careers. I have money, I'm not broke, but if a woman were to see me unemployed and still choose me, then I could trust her truly and actually build toward a future with her.
Anonymous No.33563499
>>33563444
Same bro.
Anonymous No.33563500
>>33563496
well, these things take a little foreplay
Anonymous No.33563501 >>33563509 >>33563550
>>33563494
Yeah, it's still abuse of course.

>>33563498
tldr
Anonymous No.33563502
>>33563496
What happened is that we were talking about our past dating experiences. She suddenly asked me:
>Do you mind if I say the N-word?
I said not at all, so then she went:
>Oh okay. So, these [Hard-R Nword]-
I'm a pretty left-leaning guy so that kind of stunlocked me for a moment lmao.
Anonymous No.33563503 >>33563507
>>33563447
There's always the "not all x" argument but sweeping generalizations tend to have some truth to them. The reason men tend to get offended by sweeping generalizations about us is because women make them based on their experiences with mythical "top 10%" of guys who have behaviors radically different from the other 90% of us, who don't exist at all in the minds of the average woman. Men by contrast are aware of the existence of and have a general theory of mind for women they are not attracted to, further women's behaviors and relationship/sex experience are a lot less varied than men's are, so they're a more tightly clustered data set.

tldr men make generalizations about all women, women make generalizations about chad and mistakenly think that's all men
Anonymous No.33563504 >>33563550
>>33563466
i feel this completely. My love never faded, it just became more tolerable to bare
Anonymous No.33563507 >>33563522
>>33563503
>tldr men make generalizations about all women, women make generalizations about chad and mistakenly think that's all men
Oh okay, you live in a fantasy land.
Anonymous No.33563509 >>33563519
>>33563501
>tldr
I don't trust a woman who says she wants "ambition"
That's code for betabucks.
I still believe men should be providers but that attraction needs to be there first.
As a result I think being unemployed right now with a bit of money is going to be my only chance to meet a real genuine relationship.
Anonymous No.33563510 >>33563791
Have you ever checked the prostitution laws of other countries?
I never went to a hooker, but I find it sometimes interesting to see how countries deal with this difficult topic.
Anonymous No.33563511 >>33563529
>tfw you brew a cuppa coffee on your day off
Yup
Anonymous No.33563512 >>33563567 >>33563627
Should I give Burger King another chance? I tried it once and didn't like it.
Anonymous No.33563513 >>33563562
>>33563385
Women, do you scream when you see a bug, a rat, a toad? Many of the women I know still do this, or maybe they only do it when men are around?
Anonymous No.33563518
>>33563479
She's just like me fr
Anonymous No.33563519
>>33563509
Afraid I don't care.
Anonymous No.33563520 >>33563576
Women, what unconventional thing gets you wet? For example my ex used to get wet when I scratched her scalp. That always got her horny, dunno why
Anonymous No.33563521 >>33563533
State gender:

Is picrelated meme ironic or unironic?
Anonymous No.33563522 >>33563528 >>33563568 >>33563571
>>33563507
Just suck it up and take the L, women are always claiming that men are doing outright bizarre behaviors like not wiping asses or trying to have sleep sex or something, then a dozen women will chime in agreeing when meanwhile out in the real world no normal guy has even met someone who doesn't wipe their ass let alone dated several of them like most women claim to.
Anonymous No.33563524
>>33563385
What an insanely retarded idea. kek
Anonymous No.33563526
>>33563473
I'm white in winter
Anonymous No.33563527
>>33563385
What a cool idea
Anonymous No.33563528
>>33563522
>Me living in a fantasy land to justify my hypocrisy is women taking the L
Uh huh, yup.
Anonymous No.33563529 >>33563534
>>33563511
Yep
>tfw its my day on though
Anonymous No.33563533
>>33563521
m
80% unironic, tom and jerry's popular in muslim countries
Anonymous No.33563534
>>33563529
Pain.
Have a nice day at work anon.
Anonymous No.33563537 >>33563542 >>33563551
Sorry ladies this is the ideal female body type.
Anonymous No.33563539 >>33563546 >>33563554 >>33563916 >>33563929 >>33563938
Who else off work today??
I am relishing in the day off, cleaning house and wishing I had a man to cuddle
Anonymous No.33563541
On average, I get over 60 spam calls a day. This started about 2 or 3 months ago, so I have an idea my number was involved in some kind of data leak or something.
Like 80-90% of the time it’s some kind of β€œsenior benefits” thing. I’ve tried not answering, I’ve tried telling them I’m not interested, I’m not old enough, I’ve tried messing with them. Nothing works. They keep calling.
Is my only option to change my number?
Anonymous No.33563542 >>33563544
>>33563537
holy hell
i thought i was a cubby girl with too many curves
Anonymous No.33563544
>>33563542
She's fit, not chubby.
Anonymous No.33563546
>>33563539
I woke up late because I destroyed my sleep schedule. Going to apply for more jobs later because I can't afford my bills... I'll play a little guitar for funsies later though
Anonymous No.33563547
>>33563376 (OP)
any femanons in their ovulation period rn? how do you feel?
Anonymous No.33563549
Anybody else think if a woman has dark hair, like black or very dark brown, they absolutely should be pale?
Whereas blondes and light brunettes should have a tan?
Anonymous No.33563550 >>33563552
>>33563501
>Yeah, it's still abuse of course.
and uh is it wrong that I want another abusive gf? seriously this is all I know when it comes to love and relationships
>>33563504
yeah at least it doesn't hurt as much now but it still hurts a little bit, sometimes I wish I had never met her, I wasn't a happy person but at least I wasn't completely miserable all the time
Anonymous No.33563551 >>33563561 >>33563924
>>33563537
WRONG the ideal female body type is skinny with small to flat boobs bonus points if she's covered in self harm scars of course
Anonymous No.33563552 >>33563553
>>33563550
>and uh is it wrong that I want another abusive gf
You won't anymore once you have a healthy relationship.

btw, edating doesn't count.
Anonymous No.33563553
>>33563552
>edating doesn't count
that goes without saying
Anonymous No.33563554 >>33563569
>>33563539
Cuddle bug
Anonymous No.33563556 >>33563559
Women should have to wear a pink star in themselves when they are ovulating so we know when to ask them out.
It would be easier to find a gf this way.
Anonymous No.33563559
>>33563556
On* themselves
Anonymous No.33563561 >>33563564 >>33563602
>>33563551
Why does this look like a tranny
BlueValkyrie No.33563562
>>33563513
No. Just if they surprise me. Not toad tho. I'm gonna get those and pick em up.
Anonymous No.33563563 >>33563742
Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there in the void that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen, once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.
Anonymous No.33563564 >>33563625
>>33563561
because trannies and sluts operate the same way
heavy makeup, filtering, body mods, grotesque shit
Anonymous No.33563565 >>33563573 >>33563574
Here's a good post to wash out the faggot shit above
Anonymous No.33563566 >>33563572 >>33563583 >>33563588 >>33563627
Girls, how many labubu do you own
BlueValkyrie No.33563567 >>33563606
>>33563512
No. They're still shit.
Only try them if you are constipated.
Anonymous No.33563568
>>33563522
You are right. The just take a shower bro meme means "Chad who I'm already fucking please clean yourself" as if he cares if he's already getting bitches while being smelly lol
Anonymous No.33563569
>>33563554
i totally am.
Anonymous No.33563571
>>33563522
>Sleep sex

I refuse to date a woman who doesn't want me to wake her up by raping her ass while she's asleep. I don't date weak women.
Anonymous No.33563572 >>33563579 >>33563589
>>33563566
Moids are my labubu.
Anonymous No.33563573
>>33563565
You don't need to whore yourself to have value
Anonymous No.33563574 >>33563577
>>33563565
Sauce?
Anonymous No.33563575 >>33563581 >>33563595
Women, what do you wear when you're alone with your bf? How often are you naked?
Anonymous No.33563576
>>33563520
Not very sure bc it's not like I check if I get wet every time something attractive/hot happens in my life. It's pretty conventional ngl but I guess when a guy is reassuring or caring towards me even if we aren't close. Like one time I was with my brother and one of his friends at an event (I kinda had a crush on the guy), and I was wondering outloud if I was allowed to enter a specific place there, and then the friend suddenly smiled to me and said it's ok and to say he said it's ok if anyone bothers me. I was probably wet lol.
Anonymous No.33563577 >>33563607
>>33563574
Rosen Garten Saga.

It's not a hentai, despite what it shows.
Anonymous No.33563578 >>33563586
>>33563385
Men, how's your workday?
Anonymous No.33563579 >>33563584 >>33563589
>>33563572
I'm your little freak on a leash
Anonymous No.33563581 >>33563587
>>33563575
no bf
pajamas, pajama dresses, shorts and little top
Anonymous No.33563583
>>33563566
no idea what a labubu is but you men seem obsessed with them for some reason lel
Anonymous No.33563584 >>33563591
>>33563579
Sit
Anonymous No.33563585
>>33563399
I HATE TATTOOS
Anonymous No.33563586 >>33563596
>>33563578
It's good start do you want to know about it?
Anonymous No.33563587 >>33563590
>>33563581
Is that what you'd wear around your bf if you had one?
BlueValkyrie No.33563588
>>33563566
Zero
Anonymous No.33563589 >>33563597 >>33563598
>>33563572
The question still stands then.

>>33563579
Korny.
Anonymous No.33563590
>>33563587
yeah, for sure
Anonymous No.33563591 >>33563593
>>33563584
~sits
Anonymous No.33563592
>>33563399
No such thing
Anonymous No.33563593 >>33563611
>>33563591
Good boy
Anonymous No.33563594 >>33563601 >>33563629
I feel restless, I feel like I have needs that aren ot being met despite nothing being wrong on the surface. I don't know what to do about that.
Anonymous No.33563595
>>33563575
Never, I dislike the idea of being naked when just hanging out at home, too cold.
I wear pretty much the same stuff when I was a single khhv, tops tshirts short shorts and jeans. Sometimes he asks me to wear a boob shirt so I do that sometimes while at home lmao. Like a "corset" type top usually.
Anonymous No.33563596 >>33563613
>>33563586
Is it legal?
Anonymous No.33563597 >>33563608
>>33563589
>Korny
Lol
Anonymous No.33563598 >>33563608
>>33563589
All of them.
Anonymous No.33563600 >>33563604 >>33563605
Me whispering to femanons when they mysteriously haven't been able to find a boyfriend despite really really wanting to apperently.
Anonymous No.33563601
>>33563594
Nothing a little caffeine can't fix. 150mg, at least.
Anonymous No.33563602
>>33563561
because you're obsessed with trannies
Anonymous No.33563603 >>33563610 >>33563620
Is it normal for a guy to like photos posted by his female childhood friends? Even some that are suggestive? Not soft porn, but in club wear or swimming (if it's a photo dumps).
I've never had to worry about it in reverse because my male friends growing up never post thirst traps like women do. I also don't post suggestive photos.
Anonymous No.33563604 >>33563645
>>33563600
So the same thing applies to incels
Anonymous No.33563605 >>33563622 >>33563648
>>33563600
There is not a single straight femanon
They're all lesbians in denial
Anonymous No.33563606 >>33563615 >>33563810
>>33563567
Who has the best burgers
i usually get mcdonald's but i wanna try something different
Anonymous No.33563607
>>33563577
it might as well be, I've read a few chapters
Anonymous No.33563608
>>33563597
Thank you, great audience.

>>33563598
Not me.
Anonymous No.33563610 >>33563619
>>33563603
If you man can 'like' thirst traps, you should be able to post them without anything being said
Anonymous No.33563611
>>33563593
Yes ma'am
Anonymous No.33563613
>>33563596
Yeah lol
Anonymous No.33563615
>>33563606
ugh now im hungry
Anonymous No.33563619
>>33563610
Well I have no desire to post any. His sexual interest in me is all I care about because no one else is fucking me.
He also likes their normal photos, which I have no problem with. It's common for women to post sexy things to the point it's normal and nearly nonsexual, that's why I wonder how he means it.
Anonymous No.33563620 >>33563633
>>33563603
This is very confusing.
Are you talking about yourself, your bf or what is the situation here exactly?! Or is a friend doing this to your pics? What?!
Anonymous No.33563622 >>33563635 >>33563645
>>33563605
>t. gayanon in denial
It's okay to be a fag<3 All the the men here are anyways
Anonymous No.33563625
>>33563564
So it's safe to safe she's a tranny
Anonymous No.33563627
>>33563566
9000+

>>33563512
Don't. Five guys is better. Ask for every single topping. Best burguer.
Anonymous No.33563628 >>33563630 >>33563632 >>33563636
I just got a phone call, and my caller ID said potential spam. They left a message, and I meant to click to listen to the message, but instead I called the number. I quickly hung up before it rang too often. I listened to the message and it was an automated voice telling me that my Xfinity discount is ending unless I call the number back and "provide input".

Anyway it seems like a scam to me, but I'm afraid I fucked up by calling the number back, even if I didn't say anything. Did I fuck up? They can't do anything to hurt me, right?
Anonymous No.33563629 >>33563634
>>33563594
Drink tea. Meditate.
Anonymous No.33563630
>>33563628
You sound like a boomer.
Anonymous No.33563632 >>33563642
>>33563628
it's a scam, ignore it
Anonymous No.33563633 >>33563637 >>33563644
>>33563620
My bf likes posts from his female friends. He isn't close with any, it's just social maintenance from what I can tell.
I can't place myself in his shoes to find out if this is normal/not flirtatious (eg. If I liked pics of my male friends shirtless, would my bf be jealous?), since men don't typically act like women. So I wanted a male perspective on whether this is normal and platonic.
Sometimes, men say the reverse of "bf likes thirst traps" is "gf who posts thirst traps" so I just added that I do not do that, for reference.
Anonymous No.33563634 >>33563639
>>33563629
I'm too ADHD to meditate and chamomille and other 'relaxing drinks' do fucking nothing to me.
Anonymous No.33563635
>>33563622
The problem is neither of us like dick so how can I be gay and you be straight?
Anonymous No.33563636 >>33563642
>>33563628
You are SO cooked... don't you know how this spams work?
Anonymous No.33563637
>>33563633
Yes it's normal, women expect their friends to like their photos.
Anonymous No.33563638 >>33563640 >>33563677
Femanons do you have a smooth innie or are you a roastie?
Anonymous No.33563639
>>33563634
Did you try breathing instead?
Anonymous No.33563640
>>33563638
Something in between.
Anonymous No.33563642 >>33563643
>>33563632
I tried to ignore it but I accidentally called back.

>>33563636
How?
Anonymous No.33563643
>>33563642
ignore it starting now
Anonymous No.33563644
>>33563633
Ok, that explains it.
Depending on how suggestive they are, I'd find it inappropriate.

t. male
Anonymous No.33563645 >>33563647 >>33563652 >>33563664 >>33563673
>>33563604
>>33563622
Why do femanons act like being called gay is an insult? I understand men getting offended but I thought all women at least wished they could be gay
Anonymous No.33563646 >>33563649 >>33563651 >>33563654 >>33563657 >>33563666 >>33563681
This is how many malenanons sound to me.
Anonymous No.33563647
>>33563645
Not everyone is as bitter as you.
Anonymous No.33563648 >>33563650
>>33563605
Indeed I am!!
Anonymous No.33563649
>>33563646
Ok
Anonymous No.33563650 >>33563656
>>33563648
Just come out of the closet then
Anonymous No.33563651
>>33563646
Ok, a lot of it is sour grapes, just like the women.
Anonymous No.33563652 >>33563658
>>33563645
>Why do femanons act like being called gay is an insult?
I don't. In fact, I take pride in it.
Anonymous No.33563654
>>33563646
so the tranny's mad that men were less willing to put up with fat women back when there weren't as many fat women?
Anonymous No.33563656
>>33563650
I am in denial, I can't...
Anonymous No.33563657
>>33563646
I'm not into the anorexic girls that the euro men are after
Want a girl with some thighs

Also under 100 pounds? I'd crush her accidently
Anonymous No.33563658 >>33563713 >>33563749
>>33563652
Aren't you usually insistent that you're called bi though?
Anonymous No.33563663 >>33563667 >>33563668 >>33563671 >>33563679 >>33563688
>sent a friend and stupid meme saying congrats on your big penis
>she says it is p big
>my dyslexic ass reads it as is it p big
>I text back idk it's average definitely not small
>she says she didn't want to know this and I realize she didn't ask me
Haha gonna kill myself.
Anonymous No.33563664
>>33563645
you are SO GAY!!!!
Anonymous No.33563666
>>33563646
>100<
What a retard.
Anonymous No.33563667
>>33563663
>he can't into banter
Anonymous No.33563668
>>33563663
She must be laughing. I would.
Anonymous No.33563671
>>33563663
its over she asserted dominance and outed you as a enormous dork
i would change my name and start a new life overseas
Anonymous No.33563672
>>33563376 (OP)
Orthobros? IN THE OP?
Anonymous No.33563673 >>33563678
>>33563645
I'm not a dyke
Anonymous No.33563677
>>33563638
Innie with prominent outer lips.
Anonymous No.33563678
>>33563673
You just want to have sex with women and marry a woman
Anonymous No.33563679 >>33563685
>>33563663
This is why you never answer that question seriously. You either respond with a smirk emoji or make a joke about having a small pp
Anonymous No.33563680 >>33563687 >>33563691 >>33563694 >>33563695 >>33563715 >>33563720 >>33563728
Does a man have any reason to lie about body count being lower than it actually is?
He isn't claiming virginity and isn't religious.
Anonymous No.33563681
>>33563646
>flags
>twitter
discarded
Anonymous No.33563682
>>33563401
People have lower standards for those of high social status, unfortunately.
Anonymous No.33563683 >>33563693 >>33563694 >>33563697 >>33563698
State gender.
Should we permanently ban people from all other boards if they have posted on r9k in the past two weeks?
Anonymous No.33563685
>>33563679
Yeah idk what was wrong with me
Anonymous No.33563687 >>33563708
>>33563680
maybe he isnt counting practice gfs? or considers them less than one, like 2 practice sex = 1 regular sex
Anonymous No.33563688 >>33563700
>>33563663
Prove it with a screenshot.
Anonymous No.33563691 >>33563708
>>33563680
there could still be several reasons to lie about it. maybe there was some really embarrassing encounter he wants to pretend never happened.
Anonymous No.33563692 >>33563702 >>33563749 >>33563752
Why are women so bad at suicide
Anonymous No.33563693
>>33563683
F, nah, stop being dumb.
Anonymous No.33563694 >>33563708 >>33563712
>>33563680
men are incentivized to lie upwards
women are incentivized to lie downwards
>He isn't claiming virginity and isn't religious.
Maybe he's just being honest, or is not sure how to count "I got intimate and fingered a girl/played with her titties but we didn't have PIV sex"

>>33563683
M
What happened on /r9k/ in the last 2 weeks?
Anonymous No.33563695 >>33563708
>>33563680
Fucking fatties or ugly women or hookers
Anonymous No.33563697
>>33563683
M
Nah. I enjoy rage baiting the incels
Anonymous No.33563698
>>33563683
M
Yes, especially the women.
But all incels permanently in general.
Banish the trash.
Anonymous No.33563700 >>33563709 >>33563710 >>33563712
>>33563688
This shit is embarrassing
Anonymous No.33563702 >>33563704 >>33563711
>>33563692
>40% of women under 15 have attempted suicide

I somehow don't believe this
Anonymous No.33563704
>>33563702
this dumb nigga doesnt know how to read graphs lmao
Anonymous No.33563705 >>33563719
>>33563479
>black lady and she's one of the most racist persons I've ever met
I met one who calls black men struggle dusties
Anonymous No.33563708 >>33563716 >>33563725 >>33563732 >>33563760
>>33563687
>>33563691
>>33563695
Nah, he claimed some embarrassing ones. Actually that's all he claimed. One really was a prostitute, as a reference.
But he used to have several female friends so that's why I'm so stumped. Aren't most female and male friend groups all fucking?
>>33563694
I feel like he'd tell me that, since he told me about times he got to sleep NEXT TO a woman but not WITH her because she refused.
Anonymous No.33563709 >>33563714 >>33563724
>>33563700
post your response, I hope it was "OH SHIT I'M DYSLEXIC" followed by "brb getting a name change" to laugh it off
Anonymous No.33563710
>>33563700
God daym, you had multiple points where you should have noticed
Anonymous No.33563711
>>33563702
wrong axis, anon...
Anonymous No.33563712
>>33563694
>What happened on /r9k/ in the last 2 weeks?
I don't know.
I meant if the have post on there, you get banned from all other boards for those weeks.

>>33563700
>This shit is embarrassing
Well you certainly not wrong about that at least.
Anonymous No.33563713
>>33563658
>Aren't you usually insistent that you're called bi though?
I think that's JH
Anonymous No.33563714
>>33563709
This
Anonymous No.33563715
>>33563680
After a certain point its disgusting no matter what
If you fuck 1000 people you are an std infested idiot
Anonymous No.33563716 >>33563766
>>33563708
>Aren't most female and male friend groups all fucking?
based autist
is this your first time interacting with other humans
Anonymous No.33563719
>>33563705
>struggle dusties
I had to google this.
Don't know if just a stereotype or such a type exists, but it sounds very unlikable.
Anonymous No.33563720
>>33563680
Maybe hookers?
Anonymous No.33563723 >>33563729 >>33563731
>>33563479
Fuck goth girls
I wanna a girl like this
Anonymous No.33563724 >>33563726 >>33563730 >>33563760
>>33563709
Anonymous No.33563725 >>33563766
>>33563708
do you have some reason to be mistrustful of him when he's trying to be open with you about embarrassing shit like that?
Anonymous No.33563726 >>33563733
>>33563724
Ugh...
Anonymous No.33563727 >>33563738 >>33563744 >>33563764
Hello anons

I’ve been trying to improve myself and my situation and I thought about all the posts I’ve made here and became horrified.
I’m sorry for what I’ve said and all the attention I was looking for. I thought this was a way to expel my thoughts and vent but really I was just insulting myself and letting every time I felt misery or loneliness take over me. I don’t know if I’ll stop or if I’ll improve because I know I’ll feel like that again, but I want to do it less
Anonymous No.33563728 >>33563766
>>33563680
Yeah...
Anonymous No.33563729 >>33563734
>>33563723
You get a goth black girl and you'll get both
Anonymous No.33563730 >>33563733
>>33563724
this is painful, anon....
Anonymous No.33563731
>>33563723
>Fuck goth girls
>I wanna a girl like this
My first gf was a black goth
Anonymous No.33563732
>>33563708
>Aren't most female and male friend groups all fucking?
You are watching too many US sitcoms.
Anonymous No.33563733 >>33563761
>>33563726
>>33563730
Why the fuck did you guys think I was suddenly going to stop being a retard?
Anonymous No.33563734 >>33563739
>>33563729
Can I call her the n-word?
Anonymous No.33563736 >>33563740 >>33563748 >>33563759
Ovulation makes me break out but it also makes me elated and go on a self improvement kick
Anonymous No.33563738 >>33563745
>>33563727
That's alright, we know you don't really hate women.
I fully believe you will get back into it after you've healed a bit more.
Anonymous No.33563739
>>33563734
Only in bed
Anonymous No.33563740
>>33563736
PLAP
Anonymous No.33563741 >>33563749 >>33563751
Women don't deserve men.
Anonymous No.33563742
>>33563563
this motherfucker changes the image md5 every post what an asshole
Anonymous No.33563744
>>33563727
's fine
We expect this shit and your posts probably wouldn't affect reality
Anonymous No.33563745
>>33563738
No I’m not that anon
Anonymous No.33563746
Women date men.
Anonymous No.33563748
>>33563736
what you improoving
Anonymous No.33563749 >>33563757
>>33563658
>Aren't you usually insistent that you're called bi though?
I am, but I'm ashamed of my attraction to men, unlike my attraction to women.

>>33563692
>Why are women so bad at suicide
They choose methods that aren't as likely to kill you, like overdosing and asphyxiation. Based men will jump in front of trains or blow their brains out.

>>33563741
>Women don't deserve men.
You're right. We deserve better: other women.
Anonymous No.33563751 >>33563757
>>33563741
Yes they do. As punishment for their crimes against existence.
Anonymous No.33563752
>>33563692
We can get more trans women into the statistics to balance things out
Anonymous No.33563757 >>33563776
>>33563749
You said yourself that lesbians pretty much just use each other for sex.
>>33563751
They deserve much worse than us for all of that.
Anonymous No.33563759
>>33563736
Good
Anonymous No.33563760 >>33563769
>>33563708
>Aren't most female and male friend groups all fucking?
No, not at all... But if he's going to be honest with you about embarrassing stuff like fucking a prostitute, I'm really surprised your reaction is "he must be hiding more" rather than "holy shit why is he oversharing."

>since he told me about times he got to sleep NEXT TO a woman but not WITH her because she refused.
I mean I spent an entire semester sharing a bed with a girl and we never had sex. There was a lot of groping though. It's not non-intimacy, but I wouldn't exactly consider it +1 to my bodycount. My virginity is preserved through harem-anime tier logic.

>>33563724
Oof. It's not too late. Hit her with the Homer Simpson backing into the hedges gif right now and do the 'brb gonna change countries and name'
Anonymous No.33563761 >>33563762 >>33563769
>>33563733
Nobody was expecting anything.
I just can't believe people like that exist.
Like maybe if you were severely drunk.
Anonymous No.33563762
>>33563761
I probably have autism...
Anonymous No.33563764 >>33563782
>>33563727
>everything men do is for pussy
There are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.
All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny.
Anonymous No.33563766 >>33563772
>>33563716
Isn't it all our first time?
This is just my observation about how young people behave. Actually nevermind that sentence does sound autistic as fuck.
There was dating drama between my own friends (before I met them), one of my exes slept with several of his friends, etc. so that's why I'm suspicious. Maybe I've just known "incestuous" friend groups.
>>33563725
I guess not. It wouldn't make sense but people act in bizarre ways sometimes.
I just see old social media posts where they commented hearts and I have to wonder. But he does have distinct "little brother" traits so maybe it's platonic and I'm just a detached freak who doesn't understand friendly affection (true).
>>33563728
What are your reasons?
Anonymous No.33563769 >>33563777
>>33563761
>>33563760
Also for some context she's my best friend and we know all the embarrassing things about eachother's sex lives and she's a lesbian.
Anonymous No.33563772
>>33563766
>so that's why I'm suspicious. Maybe I've just known "incestuous" friend groups.
There's plenty of "incestuous friend groups" where people are still hanging out with friends that are dating each other's exes. There's not as many friend groups where people are hooking up with the opposite gender in their friend groups like weird pseudo polycule.
Anonymous No.33563774 >>33563780 >>33563784
Fentanyl feels amazing. Don't fall for the memes psyopping you against it. Try it first, then judge.
Anonymous No.33563776 >>33563806
>>33563757
>You said yourself that lesbians pretty much just use each other for sex.
I was being facetious.
Anonymous No.33563777 >>33563787
>>33563769
Well good for you.

Her being lesbian makes it even weirder why you didn't double check about what she asked.
Anonymous No.33563779 >>33563783 >>33563805 >>33563831 >>33563940
My favorite femanons are JH, myao and Trini but I'm afraid to tell them.
Anonymous No.33563780
>>33563774
*dies from overdose because I got 2 mg instead of 0.2 mg*

Anything that easy to OD on is not worth
Anonymous No.33563782
>>33563764
I’m not a man
Anonymous No.33563783
>>33563779
Yikes
Anonymous No.33563784
>>33563774
nobody has ever claimed that fentanyl doesn't feel good
Anonymous No.33563787
>>33563777
Idk, I didn't think she was coming onto me.
Anonymous No.33563788 >>33563792 >>33563794 >>33563801 >>33563802 >>33563803
Why do incels ITT hate tattoos when trashy girls are gift from God?
Anonymous No.33563790
Yo femanons are you retarded? Cause i would go downs on you
Anonymous No.33563791
>>33563510
>Have you ever checked the prostitution laws of other countries?
>I never went to a hooker, but I find it sometimes interesting to see how countries deal with this difficult topic.
M
I support the "Nordic model."
Anonymous No.33563792
>>33563788
I hate trashy tattoos, not tattoos period
Anonymous No.33563794
>>33563788
because trashy girls have sex and i don't
Anonymous No.33563795 >>33563800 >>33563804 >>33563807 >>33563812
I wish I had a bigger penis
Anonymous No.33563800 >>33563811
>>33563795
No you don't
Anonymous No.33563801
>>33563788
trashy girls are not wife material also technically I'm not an incel
Anonymous No.33563802
>>33563788
It just looks bad
Anonymous No.33563803
>>33563788
its part of my fetish where i get captured by a promiscuous female and she holds me down while i have my skinginity defiled and violated by getting a "NOTHING EVER HAPPENS" trampstamp tattooed over my butt
Anonymous No.33563804 >>33563811
>>33563795
Skill issue
Anonymous No.33563805 >>33563829
>>33563779
What about Portuguese manhater femanon, Swiss femanon and that one femanon who is married woth children?
Anonymous No.33563806
>>33563776
You were being accurate.
Anonymous No.33563807
>>33563795
how big is it?
BlueValkyrie No.33563810
>>33563606
Best burgers would probably be wendys/fiveguys/burgers at the grocery and potato buns and bacon jam.
Anonymous No.33563811 >>33563816 >>33563919
>>33563804
How do I get better at penis size?

>>33563800
5 inches just looks so puny
Anonymous No.33563812 >>33563919
>>33563795
Women aren't supposed to have dicks.
Anonymous No.33563816 >>33563826
>>33563811
it's plenty big and a girl can actually fit it in her mouth
Anonymous No.33563818 >>33563919
Women, what are things men (or women if you're a lesbian) do during sex that you hate or turns you off?
Anonymous No.33563820
people say that you should exercise to resist the urge to coom but when my legs get sore the next day the pain makes me hornier and cooming feels even better
anybody else has this problem?
Anonymous No.33563824 >>33563828 >>33563830 >>33563904 >>33563919
Women, who do you agree with more: Alex Jones, or Hasan Piker?
Anonymous No.33563826
>>33563816
It doesn't feel big
Anonymous No.33563828 >>33563837
>>33563824
Nag but isn't Piker super misogynistic?
Anonymous No.33563829 >>33563839
>>33563805
I like all of them but and give no damn about being called a simp
Anonymous No.33563830
>>33563824
I guess Alex Jones? They're both nutters regardless.
Anonymous No.33563831 >>33563836
>>33563779
Simps get the rake
Anonymous No.33563833 >>33563866
Femanon, would you let your bf play with your butthole?
Anonymous No.33563834
>>33562311
Judge me.
Used bell peppers instead of mushrooms.
Anonymous No.33563836 >>33563847
>>33563831
I'd rather them peg me
Anonymous No.33563837 >>33563842 >>33563850
>>33563828
Yes but now he's a male feminist, but yeah there is a like a decade of him bragging about going to prostitutes and daddy's freak off parties on twitter.
Anonymous No.33563839
>>33563829
>and give no damn about being called a simp
Didn't ask, but ok.
Anonymous No.33563842
>>33563837
Diddy's
Fucking autocorrect
Anonymous No.33563847 >>33563853
>>33563836
None of those chicks are into pegging.
Anonymous No.33563850 >>33563863
>>33563837
>Yes but now he's a male feminist
So he's still super misogynistic?
Anonymous No.33563853
>>33563847
maybe they'd get into it for a guy who simped hard enough
Anonymous No.33563859
Can't imagine wanting to be pegged
Most girls just want to be dominated and you're taking advantage of that?
Anonymous No.33563860 >>33564074
Hello, I am a 22 year old sexually frustrated M.

Because of my anxiety and OCD, I deal with a lot of intrusive thoughts that can affect my ability to maintain an erection. Usually this is helped when my girlfriend is willing to do oral, and it almost always works. Recently, though, she has decided she dislikes oral. She’s also turned off by the fact that I often rely on it to keep my erections consistent. Instead, she has started expressing fantasies where she will only do oral if I put something down my throat, β€œsomething dick-shaped but not squishy,” as she put it. When I asked if this was a requirement for me to receive oral, she said it would help because I would β€œknow how it feels.” She also explained that these fantasies shift depending on her mood: if she’s horny, she imagines me enjoying it, but if she’s angry about β€œcultural issues in the world,” she imagines me being upset. She has also told me that her mouth is β€œabnormally shaped” from sucking her thumb too much (which she still does in bed), and that men don’t really understand what it feels like for a woman to perform oral sex.

What bothers me is that she almost always asks for sex but doesn’t want to put in the effort to make it easier for me. On top of that, I worry that forcing myself to put things down my throat, especially with my poor gag reflex, would kill my mood and make me not want to attempt intercourse at all. It’s also confusing because we only just started having sex this year, even though we’ve been together for nearly 3 years, and in the beginning she was fine with oral. At one point she even said she enjoyed it on her own.

What should I do? Should I go through with it just to make her happy? Also, no. She doesn't count me eating her out on the same level.
Anonymous No.33563863
>>33563850
Yeah but he has female simps now
Anonymous No.33563866
>>33563833
Ye
Anonymous No.33563868 >>33563875 >>33563893 >>33563898
Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there in the void that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen, once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.
Anonymous No.33563875 >>33563879 >>33563880
>>33563868
>gestation
>mpreg.webm
Anonymous No.33563879
>>33563875
Brap
Anonymous No.33563880 >>33563883
>>33563875
I hope an entire planet crashes into your house while you're inside.
Anonymous No.33563881 >>33563882 >>33563886 >>33563889 >>33563951 >>33563978
Men what does it take
Anonymous No.33563882
>>33563881
Everything
Anonymous No.33563883
>>33563880
Like in eve and the last gentleman?
Anonymous No.33563886
>>33563881
For a woman to love a man? No idea. No woman has ever done it before.
Anonymous No.33563888 >>33563891 >>33563895 >>33563901 >>33563905 >>33563913 >>33563923 >>33563925 >>33563926 >>33563947 >>33563958
Men describe a girl who isnt your dream girl but you could see yourself marrying
Anonymous No.33563889 >>33563900
>>33563881
Anonymous No.33563891 >>33563907
>>33563888
Literally her
Anonymous No.33563893 >>33563959
>>33563868
can you shut the fuck up you sound like a 14 year old autistic faggot when you allege that men do xyz because they're dissatisfied with femininity it's just such a fucking gay thing to write... oh yeah bro, men aren't struggling due to social or economic factors largely inherent to overdeveloped capitalism, it's because they're protesting against some abstract idea about the 'hollowing out' of femininity like SHUT THE FUCK UP before i cringe myself to death jesus christ.
Anonymous No.33563895 >>33563907
>>33563888
Ugh any girl that I'd marry is my dream girl, I'm not picky.
If I can't stand her I'm not going to marry her.
Anonymous No.33563898
>>33563868
This is what becomes of feminine and nerdy men when they are groomed by the evil troons, they turn into lunatic trannies who nobody wants to be around, neither other men nor women.

Beware, anons.
Anonymous No.33563900
>>33563889
Lost my virginity during this movie
Anonymous No.33563901 >>33563907
>>33563888
i don't have an idea of my 'dream girl' it's just whoever i happen to like, and i don't know who that is because i've never been in a relationship or anything close to it.
Anonymous No.33563903
>>33563385
Isn't this what OP is for? What a stupid thing.
Anonymous No.33563904
>>33563824
I don't agree with frog people
Anonymous No.33563905
>>33563888
we don't really have any interests in common and we don't really hang out for fun but she still wants kids and she'd be a good mother
Anonymous No.33563907 >>33563911 >>33563914 >>33563942
>>33563891
Who
>>33563895
>>33563901
Okay so describe your last serious crush
Anonymous No.33563908
>>33563424
M
I didn't even know there were any other Yoshis than the green one from Super Mario World.
Anonymous No.33563911 >>33563912
>>33563907
Ugh ok
Short chubby Mexican goth girl who shaves her head and her eyebrows.
She ended up ghosting me after sexo.
Anonymous No.33563912 >>33563922
>>33563911
so she is bald?
Anonymous No.33563913
>>33563888
>not fat
>nice to me
>likes me
>likes sex, or at least isn't repulsed by it
>responsible, loyal, honest with me
>a little crazy is fine as long as she can function as an independent adult
>wants kids
>bonus points for sexy legs
I feel like this is not asking for much. Basically just be an adult, like me, don't be fat, and want kids. Yet, it seems like most women can cover maybe half of this list at best.
Anonymous No.33563914
>>33563907
>her
Anonymous No.33563916 >>33563931 >>33563997 >>33564021
>>33563539
I've been permanently off work since last year.
Anonymous No.33563919 >>33563941 >>33564671
https://youtu.be/LiB1CfNmgf8

>>33563811
>How do I get better at penis size?
Learn to use it better.

>>33563812
>Women aren't supposed to have dicks.
Aren't supposed to, but they should. I'd be a menace.

>>33563824
>Women, who do you agree with more: Alex Jones, or Hasan Piker?
Hasan is room temp IQ, but I lean more left and agree with his talking points, even if he uses the most asinine ways of trying to get his points across. He's lucky he's hot, because he's dumb as a fucking brick.

>>33563818
>Women, what are things men (or women if you're a lesbian) do during sex that you hate or turns you off?
Men try to take liberties. I PROMISE you that asking for permission to do something doesn't kill the mood. Don't just start choking and name calling because you saw some crack whore in a porno fake moaning when it was done to her.
Anonymous No.33563922 >>33563932
>>33563912
Like actually?
No
She chooses to shave her head.
Also she had like an inch of hair on her head cause she hadn't been shaving.
Anonymous No.33563923
>>33563888
Nerdy, that's it really, doesn't have to be a dream girl
Anonymous No.33563924 >>33563967
>>33563551
What the fuck is that?
Anonymous No.33563925
>>33563888
I don't know, femanon. I'm...tired.
Anonymous No.33563926
>>33563888
Not the answer you're looking for but the real answer is that different people are liked for different reasons.
There's no point describing them because you shouldn't aspire to follow them and there's nothing to learn from it
Anonymous No.33563928 >>33563930 >>33563933 >>33563957 >>33564034 >>33564046
Why are all the femanons filthy commies?
Anonymous No.33563929
>>33563539
Glad you're having a nice day <3
It's also a bank holiday here today
I spend half the day cleaning the house pushing through stomach pain, and now the other half bedrotting and sleepmaxxing avoiding my housemates and the crippling despair of existence
Do you have any nice plans for tonight? X
Anonymous No.33563930
>>33563928
hot
Anonymous No.33563931 >>33563997
>>33563916
Hell yes, me too.
Anonymous No.33563932
>>33563922
Maybe more like half an inch.
Anonymous No.33563933 >>33563937
>>33563928
They don't understand the concept of unintended consequences, which is a requirement of any utopian ideology.
Anonymous No.33563937
>>33563933
you don't understand this
Anonymous No.33563938 >>33564026
>>33563539
Get a body pillow.
Anonymous No.33563940 >>33563973
>>33563779
myao is some kind of upstart. And who the fuck is trini?
Anonymous No.33563941 >>33563954
>>33563919
>I PROMISE you that asking for permission to do something doesn't kill the mood. Don't just start choking and name calling because you saw some crack whore in a porno fake moaning when it was done to her.
I mean, I do think asking for permission in the moment does kill it but obviously talk about it before doing it
I can choke my girlfriend in the moment and she loves it but we've talked about it before. I also check after to make sure it wasn't too much and she always says she liked it
Anonymous No.33563942
>>33563907
my last serious crush was in grade school... i'm a recluse so i haven't been around 1 girl long enough to have a crush. although when i was a teenager i could sometimes fall in love with a random chick that i'd never see again. one time it was this girl crossing the street in front of my mom's busted up car with me in the passenger seat. the girl was really plain, wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt, but she had really long blonde hair, which made her look like a diamond in the rough, like a somewhat rugged girl whose beauty shone through and aroused maybe a little bit of melancholy or even pity in my heart. so maybe that's my 'type. '
Anonymous No.33563947 >>33563952
>>33563888
I can't see myself marrying anyone but my dream girl.
Anonymous No.33563951
>>33563881
It takes two https://youtu.be/6A7w7ex45Nw?si=5VPB8fpdprXhUjvw
Anonymous No.33563952 >>33563975
>>33563947
This. if you're gonna risk financial ruin, she should at least be a 10/10
Anonymous No.33563953 >>33563966 >>33564105
Femanons would you date a guy who misses social cues?
Anonymous No.33563954
>>33563941
>I also check after to make sure it wasn't too much and she always says she liked it
what a gentleman...
Anonymous No.33563957
>>33563928

Communism is an inherently feminine ideology. Just as communism tries to impose the notion that there is no hierarchy and all are equal and everything belongs to everybody, women try to impose a hegemony of equality on their social groups
Anonymous No.33563958
>>33563888
If I'm at a point that I'm marrying a woman then she is my dream girl. I don't have like an idea of who that will be it's just whoever I'll like enough that I'd want to marry them but at this point I have no clue what she'll be like because I've never been in a relationship. But i know for sure if i dont like someone that much I definitely wouldn't want to marry them.
Anonymous No.33563959 >>33564172
>>33563893
You need to be 18 to post here kiddo
Anonymous No.33563965 >>33563970 >>33563972
Is it fair that I see so many cute girls on the street but have no real reason to engage or say something to them?
Anonymous No.33563966 >>33563969
>>33563953
No.
Anonymous No.33563967 >>33563996
>>33563924
a cute girl
Anonymous No.33563969
>>33563966
Fuck
Anonymous No.33563970
>>33563965
it's not fair or unfair, it's just you being a pussy
Anonymous No.33563972
>>33563965
It is not fair, no
Anonymous No.33563973
>>33563940
A recent spanish femanon, quite pleasant and nice desu
Anonymous No.33563975 >>33563979 >>33563982
>>33563952
What the fuck does finances have to do with it?
Anonymous No.33563977 >>33563984 >>33563985 >>33563986 >>33563988 >>33563995 >>33564034 >>33564159
do you think femanons love us as much as we love them?
Anonymous No.33563978 >>33563991
>>33563881
You replying to any of the replies.
Just once.
And then you are immediately a better person than you were before.
Anonymous No.33563979 >>33563990
>>33563975
NTA
If you get divorced for any reason, she's gonna get at least half of your shit, and probably more.
Anonymous No.33563982
>>33563975
>he thinks his marriage will last forever in 2025
Oh child
Anonymous No.33563984
>>33563977
Yes
Anonymous No.33563985
>>33563977
Not a chance in hell.
Anonymous No.33563986
>>33563977
only me, not the rest of yous
Anonymous No.33563988
>>33563977
I hope so. I love them very much.
Anonymous No.33563990 >>33563992
>>33563979
More like I get half her shit.
Anonymous No.33563991 >>33563998
>>33563978
I did reply
Anonymous No.33563992 >>33564003
>>33563990
Nope. Even if she's wealthier she's gonna get half your shit. She'll also get the kids if you have any.
Anonymous No.33563994 >>33563999 >>33564001 >>33564002 >>33564009 >>33564028 >>33564034 >>33564040
Women, do you actually want men to be like this?
Anonymous No.33563995
>>33563977
No way lol
Anonymous No.33563996 >>33564148
>>33563967
What happened to its eyes?!
Anonymous No.33563997 >>33564008
>>33563916
>>33563931
How come lol? Taking a sabbatical or something? How can you afford it?
Anonymous No.33563998
>>33563991
Lazy.
Anonymous No.33563999
>>33563994
Lmfao no, what a cringelord
Anonymous No.33564001
>>33563994
A manon said that he had something like that and femanons liked it.
Anonymous No.33564002
>>33563994
Shit that never happened
This
Anonymous No.33564003 >>33564007
>>33563992
I don't think it works like that where I live.
Anonymous No.33564007 >>33564010
>>33564003
That's how it is in the US. Courts will always side with the woman, no matter what she asks for, unless she's literally in prison for a felony.
Anonymous No.33564008 >>33564048
>>33563997
Got laid off. Made some half assed effort to look for a new job, but I don't really want to. Living off savings at the moment.
Anonymous No.33564009
>>33563994
I'm a man even I ain't reading all that.
Anonymous No.33564010
>>33564007
US is the only place that exists.
Anonymous No.33564012 >>33564013 >>33564016
beep beep Hello?
Anonymous No.33564013 >>33564073
>>33564012
MOSHIMOSHI?!
Anonymous No.33564016
>>33564012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Z2CklSxM0
Anonymous No.33564020 >>33564024
M
what does it mean when a girl types β€œ:)” in response to you hoping she feel better (in terms of physical health)
is it passive aggressive or friendly?
Anonymous No.33564021
>>33563916
lucky duck
Anonymous No.33564022 >>33564029 >>33564034 >>33564037
Why do men have more than one sexual partner?
Are those types of women mentally scarred or ill somehow, like lesbians?
Anonymous No.33564024 >>33564044
>>33564020
Why would you think that she's being passive agressive if you're wishing for her to get better? Does she hate you or something?
Anonymous No.33564026 >>33564031
>>33563938
have one. less than sufficient
Anonymous No.33564028
>>33563994

I just want men to not give me a hard time about period issues
Anonymous No.33564029
>>33564022
>Why do men have more than one sexual partner?
Why do women*
Anonymous No.33564030 >>33564038
Femanons
Why does it matter to you if a guy you like has gone to an escort before?
Anonymous No.33564031 >>33564106
>>33564026
You don't actually want a man though.
Anonymous No.33564034 >>33564039 >>33564042 >>33564050 >>33564063
>>33563928
>Why are all the femanons filthy commies?
Because women value empathy and getting along more than men. I'm no commie, I am still very free market and individual liberty, but we as a society should take care of our own.

>>33563977
>do you think femanons love us as much as we love them?
I'm pretty sure most of you hate me.

>>33563994
>Women, do you actually want men to be like this?
He's either a white knight or an aspiring fuckboy. Either way, he's doing it to get pussy.

>>33564022
>like lesbians?
What did you mean by this?
Anonymous No.33564036
I keep having dreams about my ex and that he is missing body parts that I have to put into molds
Anonymous No.33564037 >>33564045 >>33564047 >>33564048
>>33564022
From what I can tell from atoga, men don't even have one sexual partner. Unless you count their hand.
Anonymous No.33564038 >>33564051 >>33564055 >>33564082 >>33564092
>>33564030
Because to me he has bad values
Paying for sex with a random woman is icky. I am against prostitution and supporting it in any way.
Sex is an intimate act that should be reserved for someone you care about.
Lots of women could overlook it but personally I can't.
Anonymous No.33564039 >>33564132
>>33564034
You hate us too, so it's mutual.
Anonymous No.33564040
>>33563994
Yo where's his dude kit for when I shit myself jk
Anonymous No.33564042 >>33564132
>>33564034
>What did you mean by this?
I mean that you're a mentally ill lesbian and the only reason you are this way is because your got burned. It's okay, but you're mentally ill still and sick in your head.
Anonymous No.33564044
>>33564024
no, I just don’t do well with understanding the intent of digital conversation
Anonymous No.33564045
>>33564037
>mfw I have two hands
>mfw I am essentially having groupsex
Anonymous No.33564046
>>33563928
Because look where hyper individualism got us
Anonymous No.33564047
>>33564037
I meant women, learn to read, see my other post and try to understand context.
Anonymous No.33564048
>>33564008
I mean if you can afford to then godspeed desu, might as well make the most of it
At least you know there was nothing you could've done in that scenario
>>33564037
My hand is my first and only uwu
Anonymous No.33564049 >>33564052 >>33564053 >>33564058 >>33564059 >>33564060 >>33564087 >>33564091 >>33564104
Moids, just right now I'm sucking on a lolipop and I remembered one time my sister told me to stop licking an ice cream cone because some men were watching. I didn't get it back then but now I want to ask how likely are you to get lewd thoughts from seeing girls/women in public lick or suck a popsicle or ice cream etc
Anonymous No.33564050 >>33564132
>>33564034
>empathy
Communist countries are of course famous for their empathy
Anonymous No.33564051 >>33564054
>>33564038
>Sex is an intimate act that should be reserved for someone you care about.
Why's that?
Anonymous No.33564052
>>33564049
Not very likely unless she is like staring at me while doing it
Anonymous No.33564053
>>33564049
Nah, that's too perverted. I'd only feel that if I knew the woman and knew that she was doing it on purpose.
Anonymous No.33564054 >>33564062
>>33564051
Because to me it's not cheap and a high form of connecting. It's very vulnerable and sacred
Anonymous No.33564055 >>33564064
>>33564038
>Sex is an intimate act that should be reserved for someone you care about
That excludes most people, who are having sex with people they just met.
Anonymous No.33564057 >>33564065 >>33564075 >>33564090 >>33564108
I wish I was beautifullllll
Anonymous No.33564058
>>33564049
Honestly? Not likely, unless she's actively trying to make it look suggestive.
Anonymous No.33564059 >>33564070
>>33564049
never really got the whole erotic foods thing
it’s food, you eat it and use it’s power, so what if it’s oblong? so are human turds, and you don’t see normal people fantasizing about scat
Anonymous No.33564060
>>33564049
Ngl I'm probably too busy staring at your body
Anonymous No.33564062 >>33564066
>>33564054
>sacred
How is it different than making somebody laugh?
Anonymous No.33564063
>>33564034
i bet even your replyguy hater coterie would be sad if you were gone though
Anonymous No.33564064
>>33564055
That's why I said for me personally
Anonymous No.33564065 >>33564068
>>33564057
I wish you were beautiful too.
Anonymous No.33564066 >>33564071
>>33564062
>how is putting your private parts inside of someone else different than laughing
I don't know, you tell me?
Anonymous No.33564067 >>33564088
Why is this true?
Anonymous No.33564068
>>33564065
Thank you
Anonymous No.33564069 >>33564072 >>33564079 >>33564081 >>33564093 >>33564094
Why are 4chan men so particularly awful? Many of them with wives and kids are cheaters too btw.
Anonymous No.33564070
>>33564059
Anon, it's not about the food kek
Anonymous No.33564071
>>33564066
Oh ok, you are not interested in defending your beliefs, gotcha.
Anonymous No.33564072
>>33564069
Women are worse.
Anonymous No.33564073
>>33564013
JESUS DESU
BlueValkyrie No.33564074 >>33564245
>>33563860
She's retaliating because there is likely something else in your relationship that is making her feel a discrepancy in your appreciation for her submissive act that you require. Turn up the schmooze to the max if you want this to work with her. She could possibly not like that you require oral and she happens to suck her thumb for comfort and you could be purposefully taking advantage of her disability for her own pleasure. Take bended knee and make an absolute promise that this is not the case, adore her, and make sure she is feeling appreciated in the relationship with you.
Anonymous No.33564075
>>33564057
Wish you could see yourself as beautiful.
Anonymous No.33564079
>>33564069
Will i think there are just s lot of awful people on the internet.
Anonymous No.33564081
>>33564069
Sometimes I'm awful and demoralize people, but most of the time I try to make people feel good about themselves.
Anonymous No.33564082 >>33564140
>>33564038
>Sex is an intimate act that should be reserved for someone you care about.
Based femanon
Anonymous No.33564085 >>33564188
Are women, that have had multiple sexual partners, damaged and/or mentally ill, like lesbians are?
Anonymous No.33564087
>>33564049
Very unlikely.
Anonymous No.33564088
>>33564067
Sour grapes.
Anonymous No.33564090
>>33564057
You are. Just be positive
Anonymous No.33564091
>>33564049
I wouldn't but there are lots of disgusting perverts
Anonymous No.33564092
>>33564038
That's beautiful, too bad most of us have to take what we can get or we'd die virgins.
Anonymous No.33564093
>>33564069
I’m curious about what makes you think this
Anonymous No.33564094
>>33564069

No rules about conduct, anonymous posting, no consequences for throwing bombs

This is a paradise for awful people
Anonymous No.33564095
>>33563376 (OP)
I love bi girls.
Anonymous No.33564096 >>33564101 >>33564116 >>33564132
Women, could you handle this job?
Anonymous No.33564098 >>33564107 >>33564115 >>33564118 >>33564123 >>33564155 >>33564164
i randomly saw this comic on pinterest and i got excited because my hair looks a LOT like this, including how it's messy and kind of not good looking. what do you think of this hairstyle? would you be offput by a girl who looked like this?
Anonymous No.33564101 >>33564110
>>33564096
Such a fancy outfit, yet such boring nails...
Anonymous No.33564104
>>33564049
No i feel weird sexualizing women irl
Like to theh point i could never ask out a girl
BlueValkyrie No.33564105 >>33564109
>>33563953
Yeah. I did that.
Anonymous No.33564106 >>33564198
>>33564031
oh i really do. but i am just very selective
Anonymous No.33564107 >>33564113
>>33564098
I feel like it could be used for an alternative American McGee's Alice cosplay.
Anonymous No.33564108
>>33564057
me too
Anonymous No.33564109
>>33564105
Nice
Anonymous No.33564110 >>33564114
>>33564101
Would you want fancy nails as a food server?
Anonymous No.33564112 >>33564119 >>33564120 >>33564125 >>33564126 >>33564127 >>33564131
What's the most honest advice you can give to your sex about the other sex?
Anonymous No.33564113 >>33564124
>>33564107
is that a good or bad thing??
Anonymous No.33564114 >>33564117
>>33564110
I'm a guy and don't serve food.
Anonymous No.33564115
>>33564098
>would you be offput by a girl who looked like this?
Nah. It's a bit messy but it's fine.
Anonymous No.33564116 >>33564165
>>33564096
is the job just looking pretty?
Anonymous No.33564117 >>33564130 >>33564133
>>33564114
Why are you as a man focused on her nails?
Anonymous No.33564118
>>33564098
Not at all, I like that slightly messy look. Would love to play with those loose hairs while cuddling.
Anonymous No.33564119
>>33564112
she'll never be the person she wants you to think she is
Anonymous No.33564120
>>33564112
It's a numbers game these days, most women you meet aren't interested in a relationship even if they're interested in you.
Anonymous No.33564123
>>33564098
I can see it being cute
Anonymous No.33564124 >>33564129 >>33564132
>>33564113
I don't know how full your hair is, but I think wild hair can look really pretty if it's like the hair of the alternative girl in Breakfast Club.
Anonymous No.33564125
>>33564112
Sometimes you just need to get out of your head.
Anonymous No.33564126
>>33564112
Size does matter and other girls are just coping
Anonymous No.33564127 >>33564146
>>33564112
If he wanted to he would
Anonymous No.33564129 >>33564134 >>33564145
>>33564124
my hairs are really thin but i have so so so much of it. so they break easy, which leaves a ton of wisps and stuff, but it has a huge amount of volume that is genuinely difficult to manage. i think mine is just a bit curlier than hers though.
Anonymous No.33564130
>>33564117
Why wouldn't I?
Anonymous No.33564131 >>33564139
>>33564112

M, don't fall in love before you've even asked her out
Anonymous No.33564132 >>33564134 >>33564151 >>33564165 >>33564203 >>33564240
>>33564039
>You hate us too, so it's mutual.
Only some of you. Most notably the guy I'm about to reply to.

>>33564042
>the only reason you are this way is because your got burned
Correlation is not causation. I liked girls even before my dad became a violent alcoholic. Maybe I prefer them more because of it, I but my attraction to women has nothing to do with my history with men.

Also, someone asked the other day why every hateful group tries to weaponize rape and abuse against a target demo except for misogynists. It's because men don't want to take responsibility for making women the way they are. Men like you try to shame women for the actions of men and it's tiresome.

>>33564050
>Communist countries are of course famous for their empathy
And I'm not a communist, much less a tankie. But to the politically illiterate, it looks good on paper.

>>33564096
>Women, could you handle this job?
Yes, but I couldn't handle working with a bitch named Brailyn.

>>33564124
What about Zendaya in Euphoria?
Anonymous No.33564133
>>33564117
Nta, but because he wishes he can dress like her. And because men feel entitled to nitpick women's looks and clothes, even when their looks and hygiene are those of swamp creatures
I went to school with girls who dated guy who complained they weren't taking good care of themselves (those girls straightened their hair, put lip gloss on...) all while coming to meet those girls in socks and flip flops. No cap.
Anonymous No.33564134 >>33564144
>>33564129
I'm sure you look absolutely lovely in that case! :)

>>33564132
I have never seen Euphoria.
Anonymous No.33564136 >>33564142
Why the fuck does it feel so wrong to see someone you were fond of with someone else?
Anonymous No.33564139 >>33564160
>>33564131
What's the inverse of this advice anon?
Anonymous No.33564140
>>33564082
it's sad that this simple thought is considered based.
I get having sexual urges, but can some people really not contain themselves to that degree? It's mind boggling to me
Anonymous No.33564142 >>33564153
>>33564136
You're most likely not over them yet.
Anonymous No.33564144 >>33564169 >>33564240
>>33564134
Anonymous No.33564145
>>33564129
>that is genuinely difficult to manage
I don't know anything about women's hair but isn't there any different hairstyles you could get that takes away from the volume so that makes it easier to deal with?
Anonymous No.33564146 >>33564150
>>33564127
seconding this
Anonymous No.33564148 >>33564173 >>33564300
>>33563996
probably doesn't sleep much idk I've seen other girls with eyes like that I find it cute
Anonymous No.33564149 >>33564163 >>33564174 >>33564264
>>33563376 (OP)
How strong is the urge to masturbate for women? It seems the average guy masturbates or has to fight the urge. My own personal experience is that going no fap for long periods of time is hard. Do women struggle with the urge or is it easier because they can get laid easier overall. Why don't we see a no fap/sex movement from women? Is it because men are generally forced to cope with no sex or something else?
Anonymous No.33564150
>>33564146
Thirding it
Anonymous No.33564151
>>33564132
>Correlation is not causation.
Cope
>I liked girls even before my dad became a violent alcoholic.
Cope
>Maybe I prefer them more because of it, I but my attraction to women has nothing to do with my history with men.
Cope
>It's because men don't want to take responsibility for making women the way they are
So you are a lesbian because men mistreated you and you acknowledge it. Why not admit it?
>Men like you try to shame women for the actions of men and it's tiresome.
Well it's not shameful for a woman to get mistreated by a man, it is shameful, however, to be a mentally ill sexual deviant.
>Also, someone asked the other day why every hateful group tries to weaponize rape and abuse against a target demo except for misogynists
So it's abuse by men and some jewish propaganda, got it.
Anonymous No.33564153 >>33564161
>>33564142
When is it over? It's been 10 fucking years!
Anonymous No.33564155
>>33564098
messy hair is cute
Anonymous No.33564157
>I need to talk to women in order for me to get a girlfriend
What do women even like? What are some conversation starters that won't instantly give them the ick.
Anonymous No.33564159
>>33563977
I doubt it considering that a lot of people here a really fucking hateful towards them
Anonymous No.33564160 >>33564170
>>33564139

You mean for women towards men? Same thing, I think
Anonymous No.33564161 >>33564171
>>33564153
Then you have some deeper laying issues.
Anonymous No.33564163
>>33564149
Mentally non-ill women (the ones not in atoga) usually want a man to love and care for her too.
They only want sex that is based on love, unlike men who are perfectly fine with sex without love.
Anonymous No.33564164 >>33564240
>>33564098
Fables is a good comic and I recommend it. But she doesn't actually have that hairstyle in the comic.They use different artists for the comic and the covers.
Anonymous No.33564165
>>33564116
Also working full shifts as servers and as a bartender in a thong

>>33564132
Brailyn seems like on the low end of possible annoying names for this kind of job
Anonymous No.33564166
SNIFF SNIFF hmmm smells fishy in here, have you taken a shower today you stinky foids?
Anonymous No.33564167 >>33564189 >>33564201 >>33564250
Women, if you have your reset button hit does it also erase the memories of previous men who you slept with? I just want to know if I should be jealous about her past or if I dick her good enough then it wont matter
Anonymous No.33564169 >>33564177 >>33564201
>>33564144
this is my natural hair.
i hate it, dont know how to manage it and wish it looked like bhad babies
Anonymous No.33564170
>>33564160
Fair
Anonymous No.33564171 >>33564179
>>33564161
I don't know what to do anymore, honestly.
Anonymous No.33564172
>>33563959
i'm fucking 28 retarded faggot kill yourself you can't even make one remotely accurate inference and nothing in my post even slightly suggests being underage you just have a dogshit intuition about these things because you don't know anything and your shit's all retarded
Anonymous No.33564173 >>33564182
>>33564148
>I find it cute
The fuck? I find it horrifying.
Anonymous No.33564174
>>33564149
For me it's not so much an urge to masturbate, but finding a man to sex me like clockwork when I'm ovulating. it's getting more intense with age
Anonymous No.33564177 >>33564186
>>33564169
>wish it looked like bhad babies
What like more straight?
Anonymous No.33564178 >>33564183 >>33564263 >>33564300
being stalked by a woman haha oh no that would be horrible haha
Anonymous No.33564179 >>33564289
>>33564171
Therapy.
Dating new people.

The second one helped me, so I didn't need the first one.
Anonymous No.33564182
>>33564173
yeah I've been told I have strange taste in women before
Anonymous No.33564183 >>33564239
>>33564178
You'd have to be appealing in some way to get that to happen, won't happen for most men and women
Anonymous No.33564186 >>33564199 >>33564225
>>33564177
yes, long, straight, soft
Anonymous No.33564188 >>33564192
>>33564085
Why won't anyone answer the question?
Anonymous No.33564189
>>33564167
Honestly yea
Anonymous No.33564192 >>33564194
>>33564188
because it's a stupid question, ask a better one and people will answer
Anonymous No.33564194
>>33564192
Why is it stupid?
Anonymous No.33564195 >>33564200
Alot calmer when the you know who aren't here.
Anonymous No.33564198
>>33564106
Nah. Women don't like men, they hate us.
Anonymous No.33564199
>>33564186
I assume you could get it like that but it would be insane amounts of work. Can you not ask your hairdresser to recommend you a style and products that would make it easier to handle?
Anonymous No.33564200
>>33564195
The jews?
Anonymous No.33564201 >>33564247
>>33564167
>reset button
What in the coomer brain is this?

>>33564169
>this is my natural hair.
Same, the story of this is funny because they wanted to give her a wig to make her hair look crazy. But she just showed up with her natural hair and they were like "Perfect!"
>i hate it, dont know how to manage it
I had to learn from late-2000's YouTube and forum posts. There's an infinite well of content and products out there now that wasn't available to me back then.
Anonymous No.33564203
>>33564132
No, you hate all of us. All women do, but especially lesbians.
Anonymous No.33564204 >>33564209 >>33564216 >>33564223 >>33564229 >>33564231
I need cocoa butter kisses from a certain Blatinx woman.
Anonymous No.33564209
>>33564204
I think she's working rn anon
Anonymous No.33564216
>>33564204
Lol, she's rather kiss MKG than a simpcuck like you
Anonymous No.33564220 >>33564222 >>33564224 >>33564227 >>33564230 >>33564236 >>33564247 >>33564253 >>33564258 >>33564261
Men would you get a dumb phone with me?
Anonymous No.33564222
>>33564220
Why?
Anonymous No.33564223
>>33564204
None of the girls like the white knight act.
Anonymous No.33564224
>>33564220
No, you'd use it to mock me in front of your friends.
Anonymous No.33564225
>>33564186
>soft
I think wild hair can look soft too.

I'm a man, but I'm also annoyed by my own hair, particularly because the shit just bends itself into all directions after sleeping, is it the same for you?
Anonymous No.33564227
>>33564220
Only if you're my gf
milkers No.33564229 >>33564252
>>33564204
i am actually not at work tday, im having a spa day and then bevs with my bestie before making dinner and finishing laundry.
Anonymous No.33564230
>>33564220
Wdym
Anonymous No.33564231 >>33564242
>>33564204
JH?
Anonymous No.33564233 >>33564267
>forced to be an incel while my chad neighbour has a different 10/10 girl every weekend
It's not fair bros, I wouldn't even care if this cruel world didn't keep reminding me
milkers No.33564236
>>33564220
that would be my third phone.
but can it pwease be a pink razor or one of those cute walkman slide phones
Anonymous No.33564239 >>33564244
>>33564183
a man can dream I did have a girl ask me for my socials out of nowhere once but I don't think that counts
Anonymous No.33564240 >>33564270
>>33564132
>>33564144
yeah that's pretty close actually, but my hair is only like barely to my shoulders and i have bangs

>>33564164
oh okay, good to know, i never read it
Anonymous No.33564242 >>33564276 >>33564279 >>33564286 >>33564291
>>33564231
Who tf else fits that description?
Anonymous No.33564244 >>33564256
>>33564239
irl? What was the context?
Anonymous No.33564245 >>33564277
>>33564074
How do you recommend turning it up to the max? I try to do many things for her and often am broke because I want to make her happy.
Anonymous No.33564247 >>33564286
>>33564201
>What in the coomer brain is this?
I think it's the cervix
>>33564220
yes I hate smartphones I only have one because you need them for everything now but besides that I never use it
Anonymous No.33564250
>>33564167
my what
Anonymous No.33564252
>>33564229
You're blatinx? Or JH?
Anonymous No.33564253
>>33564220
Yes I prefer them if I need a phone at all
Anonymous No.33564256 >>33564259
>>33564244
yeah irl I was taking classes for something computer related most people there were men and the only women were older women oddly enough but her and another girl were the only ones around my age (most men there were teenagers I was the only 18 year old there) and one time she sat next to me and asked for it, we never talked once before that
Anonymous No.33564258
>>33564220
yeah sure :D
I used to go out partying with my Motorola V220 flipphone, once I realised carrying around a smart phone kinda sucks
My first phone was a Nokia 6300 I used for years
I wanna get a Nokia 3310
Anonymous No.33564259 >>33564266
>>33564256
That's nice, did you give her your contact info?
Anonymous No.33564261 >>33564301
>>33564220
Sure but ill need something for gps directions and music
BlueValkyrie No.33564263 >>33564269
>>33564178
Das illegal
Anonymous No.33564264 >>33564275 >>33564294
>>33564149
idk how the male experience is but i always imagine you guys get horny like you get hungry and want to eat something (jerk off) but for me it's more like i get in a mood i want to soak in, like when it's rainy and i put on candles and music, and i wear a sweater and socks, and i make tea, creating this sort of atmosphere to enjoy a mood i have. i'm not so much like urgh i must cum, i'm more like, i'm going to have a horny evening tonight, if that makes sense. maybe i'm just retarded though.
Anonymous No.33564266 >>33564273
>>33564259
yeah, it went nowhere though but it felt nice nonetheless
Anonymous No.33564267
>>33564233
>my chad neighbour has a different 10/10 girl every weekend
just don't leave the house and you won't see this jk
Anonymous No.33564269 >>33564302
>>33564263
irrelevant I just want to feel loved
Anonymous No.33564270
>>33564240
>i never read it
Like I said, I recommend it.
Anonymous No.33564273 >>33564287
>>33564266
At least it happened! That should give anyone a self-esteem boost
Anonymous No.33564275 >>33564327
>>33564264
This sounds so relaxing I kinda wanna try doing it. Any particular type of candle?
Anonymous No.33564276
>>33564242
NTA, there was literally another one ITT just a bit earlier.
BlueValkyrie No.33564277 >>33564285
>>33564245
It's not money you need to spend often. It's that you need to show consideration for her feelings and do fun stuff together.
The park/beach are mostly free while it's still nice outside. Pick clothes of her's you like on her and praise. Brush her hair nicely (L2 do it right). If you cook at home stuff can be cheaper than going out, to feed her treats.
Anonymous No.33564279
>>33564242
Anon, why are you angry with me? Kek
I didn't know JH was half black, I just guessed it was her based on the latina part
Anonymous No.33564283 >>33564286 >>33564290 >>33564292 >>33564293 >>33564306 >>33564312 >>33564336
state gender
dragon quest or final fantasy?
Anonymous No.33564285 >>33564365
>>33564277
No beaches where I am, and she gets mad at parks with no swings, unfortunately. I try complimenting her clothes and say they’re cute, but she’ll just say something like β€œAm I not cute every day?” and when she asks me to pick outfits out for her, she rejects every choice and ends up picking her own.
Anonymous No.33564286 >>33564297 >>33564299
>>33564242
>Who tf else fits that description?
Hello

>>33564247
>I think it's the cervix
That's my "kick you in the face and try not to throw up from nausea" button.

>>33564283
>dragon quest or final fantasy?
F
Dragon Quest, but FF has some absolute bangers
Anonymous No.33564287
>>33564273
yeah I mean at the time I didn't thought anything about it but yeah that should've boosted my self-esteem lol
Anonymous No.33564289
>>33564179
I might need the first one, given the second one seems like an absolute impossibility
Exhibanon !!ya+dsYtyKzW No.33564290 >>33564297
>>33564283
M
No.
Anonymous No.33564291
>>33564242
I'm pretty sure there's another femanon who does
Anonymous No.33564292 >>33564297
>>33564283
Final fantasy
Anonymous No.33564293 >>33564297
>>33564283
M
Never played dragon quest, so final fantasy I guess.
Anonymous No.33564294 >>33564331
>>33564264
Oh wow, i never thought of it like that. This must be why we generally struggle with foreplay. I think women like foreplay and the mood to last longer.
Anonymous No.33564297 >>33564307 >>33564314
>>33564286
>That's my "kick you in the face and try not to throw up from nausea" button.
yeah from what I understand it hurts a lot but some people swear it feels really good, I wouldn't know I'm just telling you what I've heard
>Dragon Quest, but FF has some absolute bangers
I prefer FF I've only played one dragon quest game (the original) FF4 is my favorite!
>>33564290
hmm yes
>>33564292
>>33564293
which one is your favorite?
Anonymous No.33564299
>>33564286
Oh I'm a retard I forgot you were, I'm so sorry.
myao No.33564300 >>33564313 >>33564333
>>33564148
wayyyyyy overexaggerated aegyosal

its makeup

>>33564178
darling open the window its cold outside
Anonymous No.33564301 >>33564309
>>33564261
>gps directions
map
>music
walkman
BlueValkyrie No.33564302 >>33564333
>>33564269
Why can't you just be a likeable namefag here and chat/shoot shit? Stay a while.
Anonymous No.33564303 >>33564311 >>33564340
>have trouble focusing/understanding/remembering anything
>at the beginning of the year, I start therapy to treat what I believe is depression/anxiety
>often lament my inability to illustrate, one of the only things I care about
>therapist tells me my inattentiveness sounds like classic ADHD
>months and months of struggling to set up evaluation
>it happens two weeks ago
>ff 2day
>"lol ur actually just retarded and depressed/anxious"
So I'm back to where I started. I could wait a month and a half for these assholes to send a paper confirming I'm a depressed retard so I can go beg some other psychiatrist asshole for meds. Or I could just buy a gun and end it tonight
wdygt
Anonymous No.33564306
>>33564283
M
Never played dragon quest so have to pick FF
Anonymous No.33564307 >>33564352
>>33564297
FF5
Anonymous No.33564309
>>33564301
Based boomette
Anonymous No.33564310
Today, I learned not to ask a woman about her husband
I went to a fast food restaurant and it was a family business. It's fairly common here for people to work for someone else (like a trainee) then open their own place. Anyway, I thought the man used to work at a nearby fast food restaurant before branching out on his own. The wife tells me she didn't use to work with her husband at the restaurant but now she does, and I ask "your husband used to work at ..., right" and she says no, but you could tell her tone change, her facial expressions changed, and she was no longer as friendly. I think she thought I was interested in her husband that's why I asked, whereas I thought we were just chatting about their business and how it came to exist

Anyway, lesson learned. Don't ask women about their husbands. God I'm so autistic ^^'
Anonymous No.33564311 >>33564326
>>33564303
on the bright side you don't have ADHD lol which (as someone diagnosed) sucks
but sorry about the depression/anxiety
I mean it might feel like you've made no progress, but ruling other things out is still progress
have you managed to get any treatment for the depression/anxiety or try any meds for it
Anonymous No.33564312 >>33564352
>>33564283
>final fantasy
>There was more than one
Johnny Bravo No.33564313 >>33564357
>>33564300
Hey myao how was your first day of college?
Anonymous No.33564314 >>33564352
>>33564297
>which one is your favorite?

I played the ds version of 4, and a bit of 3. So I guess I'd have to say 4. But I'd like to play 6 and 7 too, I think 6 would probably be my favorite.
Anonymous No.33564315 >>33564321
Dated my gf for 7 years now:
>announces when she has to pee
>wants to pee on me and in my mouth
>rips farts without a care
>tells how much she pooped
>wants me to rape her
>is into monsters (venom her favourite)
>gets aroused by horsecocks
Is this normal girl shit? Or did I get together with a fairy demon
Anonymous No.33564316 >>33564357 >>33564364
Should I stay in bed all day tomorrow or should I do shopping and cleaning tomorrow (also need a haircut)
Still dying of stomach flu/diarrhea (so I'm just not eating) but we got ppl visiting on Friday
Anonymous No.33564320
*slides it in*
Anonymous No.33564321 >>33564344
>>33564315
monsters and horsecocks aren't normal
but she just sounds like a classic mildly autistic/nerdy girl
the how much she pooped is kinda gross too desu
Anonymous No.33564325 >>33564337 >>33564357
I'm going to Culvers. You guys want anything?
Anonymous No.33564326 >>33564334 >>33564369 >>33564399
>>33564311
didnt know I had it until now
no, i havent gotten any treatment, and I wont be able to until they send me that confirmation so I can go shove it in some doctors face
I think somewhere along the way, adhd was my last cope to prove to myself that Im not retarded. If I dont have adhd, then I have no excuse. I'm just stupid
I dont want to be a broke wagie with no goals because I'm too dumb to do anything beyond move boxes of shit from point a to point b
Anonymous No.33564327 >>33564343
>>33564275
i buy yankee candles that are scented (different scents based on season) because my mom always did that growing up so its like a nostalgia thing for me
Anonymous No.33564331
>>33564294
yeah sex without foreplay is like watching the finale of a tv show without seeing any other episodes, literally what is the point
Anonymous No.33564332 >>33564420
girls

At my university, open relationships are becoming increasingly common. Why is this phenomenon happening? It sounds like it’s just an excuse to fuck around and not be β€œcheating”
D 4444 No.33564333 >>33564372
>>33564300
oh I didn't know you could do that with makeup interesting
>darling open the window its cold outside
sure thing I'll open the window for you!
>>33564302
hmm fine I'll be a namefag I was namefagging yesterday to spite that one anon complaining about namefags lol
Anonymous No.33564334
>>33564326
NTA
Anxiety can really make it hard to focus and retain information, doesn't mean you're retarded.
Anonymous No.33564335 >>33564342 >>33564351 >>33564363
What does it mean that a man has never hit my cervix ? I do not have a big vagina
Anonymous No.33564336 >>33564352
>>33564283
M
Final Fantasy
I like DQ a lot in theory but I find it hard to get into. I got massively into 1 and 11 but not 3 or 8.
Anonymous No.33564337
>>33564325
A milkshake (but special request that they use femanon’s breastmilk instead of the regular stuff)
Anonymous No.33564338 >>33564350 >>33564353 >>33564437
So my girlfriend of 4 years and I split up for about 3 weeks, with the split being my fault. In the final week, she started going on dating apps and matched with a ton of guys, went on a number of dates, etc. She met one guy who messages hourly, and she told me last night she considers him a soulmate (along with me and a few other people in her life). She didn't fuck him because she's not a western girl. Anyway, she wants to try being friends with this guy.

Thoughts on this situation? Should I let it fizzle out, or ask her to break things off with him?
Anonymous No.33564340 >>33564359
>>33564303
Also
>month and a half
This sucks, but in the grand scheme of things and how long you've been suffering, think that it's not much longer
>beg some other psychiatrist asshole for meds
Can you afford to see one? That's a positive at least. And there are a lot of options you can try. It's a gradual but hopeful process
>buy a gun and end it tonight
Don't waste your money supporting the gun lobby jk
You can always procrastinate suicide... but if you do pull the trigger there's no going back, ever. So it's always best to put it off... you could try bedrot/sleepmaxxing like me, it's a good way to fast forward life when you don't want to be alive... at least you're not hurting yourself while you're asleep
Anonymous No.33564342 >>33564358
>>33564335
it means either you’re way too tight to where he can’t get his penis all the way in OR you’ve only fucked micropenis
Anonymous No.33564343 >>33564354
>>33564327
That's sweet you still hold memories of that. So it's like a little spa day at home kinda thing if I'm guessing correctly?
Anonymous No.33564344 >>33564392
>>33564321
Yeah I know... I guess I love her too much that I put up with her. Sometimes I feel like she's disgusting on purpose to test my limit. Meanwhile I have the most vanilla fetishes or they all revolve around her. Feelsbadman
Anonymous No.33564347 >>33564372 >>33564415
girls, why do you seemingly get so mad when a guy you're not even dating is friendly with girls other than you?
Anonymous No.33564349
how do i know if i am autistic or if its just that my mom is autistic and my dad is retarded and i never had any other helpful role models
Anonymous No.33564350 >>33564356
>>33564338
>I’m a cuck
Lmao
Anonymous No.33564351 >>33564358
>>33564335
he's not giving you the good dick from rap songs
Anonymous No.33564352 >>33564361
>>33564307
oh that one is my second favorite actually, I fucking love it!
>>33564312
lol
>>33564314
I played the american version of 4 then the japanese version and then the ds version, 3 was alright the final dungeon sucks a fat cock though I thought 6 was boring and gave up on it after 20 hours, just lost interest, 7 is great bit overrated but a great game nonetheless
>>33564336
yeah I prefer final fantasy I'm playing the original for the first time, it's fine but so far has been nothing but grinding I can't get very far without getting killed so I need to grind to have more hp and to get money to get better equipment, I like grindy games though so I'm kind of enjoying it lol
Anonymous No.33564353 >>33564360
>>33564338
So you broke up for 3 weeks and got back together? How long ago was this?
Anonymous No.33564354 >>33564366
>>33564343
yeah i guess, it's just setting a good atmosphere. my mom also has seasonal playlists on spotify so if i hear a certain thing im like 'fall is here!!'

also i still live with her so its not like the memory has faded
Anonymous No.33564356 >>33564362
>>33564350
I don't get your response. She hasn't fucked him.
myao No.33564357 >>33564375 >>33564376
>>33564313
it went ok ! im gonna kill myself stop talking about it

>>33564316
shopping n cleaning, but within as much as ur body can do without harming urself more :c

>>33564325
vanilla concrete mixer w whipped cream n strawberries (or blueberries if they don't have them) pretty please
Anonymous No.33564358 >>33564373
>>33564342
Now that I think about it I don’t think a man has ever bottomed out in me either
>>33564351
I’m upset now
Anonymous No.33564359 >>33564384
>>33564340
>bedrot/sleepmaxxing
cant anymore, i've had a job since oct
>but in the grand scheme of things and how long you've been suffering, think that it's not much longer
i know. but this really felt like my last shot
im getting too old to wait around. my brain's only good for a certain amount of time
the fact that I cant even retain basic knowledge right now makes me feel like im just an incompetent sack of shit using all these medical terms as an excuse
Anonymous No.33564360 >>33564379
>>33564353
We got back together about 3 days ago.
Anonymous No.33564361 >>33564398
>>33564352
Yeah, these old RPGs tend to be grind heavy. Honestly I prefer Phantasy Star to either FF or DQ.
Anonymous No.33564362
>>33564356
>she started going on dating apps and matched with a ton of guys, went on a number of dates, etc. She met one guy who messages hourly, and she told me last night she considers him a soulmate
You’re a cucked beta
Anonymous No.33564363 >>33564394
>>33564335
How did you determine how "big" your vagina is? When you get aroused, your vagina gets deeper, ie the cervix ascends.
Anonymous No.33564364 >>33564384
>>33564316
If you're still just rest. Plus try and get a bit of food in you.
BlueValkyrie No.33564365
>>33564285
I think you need to have an open discussion about how you want to please her more and try to negotiate a middle ground on all the random details that are getting mixed up between you two. She is cute everyday. You want to dress her nicely so other people appreciate her like you do.
Anonymous No.33564366
>>33564354
Never let it fade ever, I hope you have a wonderful day.
Anonymous No.33564369
>>33564326
>adhd was my last cope to prove to myself that Im not retarded. If I dont have adhd, then I have no excuse. I'm just stupid
You're not stupid because you're mentally unwell anon, ADHD or not. Depression/anxiety can still be really debilitating on their own. Idk how smart I am lol but I scored really highly in aptitude tests in school when I was younger (and got a really good scholarship) and can barely hold down a minimum wage job. I was basically a janitor at my last job.
There's nothing wrong with moving boxes from A to B, it's still respectable hard work. And there's a kind of zen in being present with straightforward external tasks that is sometimes preferable to a mental load when you're already battling demons and going through it.
Further goals and so forth can potentially come later but the priority should always be your mental wellbeing and contentment, else it's like trying to stack a house of cards. Godspeed anon, it's not over until the fat lady sings...
myao No.33564372 >>33564385 >>33564390 >>33564402
>>33564333
>sure thing I'll open the window for you!
*slithers inside*
thank you ! lend me your bodily warmth for a moment

>>33564347
usually only happens if she has a crush on u or they're a pickme
Anonymous No.33564373 >>33564394
>>33564358
>Now that I think about it I don’t think a man has ever bottomed out in me either
What, so they're artifically holding back from bottoming out? Have you ever done cowgirl? Did you not bottom out there but aren't convinced that it hit your cervix?
How have you come to the conclusion that you've never had a guy reach your cervix? Are you expecting it to be painful?
Anonymous No.33564375 >>33564409
>>33564357
>shopping n cleaning, but within as much as ur body can do without harming urself more :c
thanks myao (: I think this is what I'll do, I'll get the haircut and go shopping, then do as much cleaning as I can until I feel exhausted and then rest as much as I can kek
just frustrating, I've been ill for almost a week now (the most sick I've ever been) and no signs of getting any better
Johnny Bravo No.33564376 >>33564409
>>33564357
Hey focus on the happy you got it over with now just chill and unwind.
Anonymous No.33564379 >>33564382
>>33564360
Why did you break up and why did you two decide to get back together? How did the conversation go?
Anonymous No.33564382 >>33564391 >>33564448
>>33564379
she was getting attention from a guy at the gym and I didn’t like it. I got drunk one night and texted her that if she wants to fuck him so bad, she can do it when we aren’t together. It was really stupid on my part. She didn’t fuck him tho, but she did take that opportunity to start dating.
Anonymous No.33564384 >>33564674
>>33564359
>had a job since oct
That's really good!! Almost a year!
Well I meant outside of that, when you are able... (I also have to start another job soon), it's preferable to harming yourself at least
>getting too old to wait around. my brain's only good for a certain amount of time
Eh, there are people who do amazing things with sharp/creative minds at all ages, you're not really on a deadline
>cant even retain basic knowledge right now
Some people just have worse short term memory made worse by mental health, doesn't mean you're stupid. My memory is absolute dogshit, I could've even remember what I'd cooked for dinner the other night when anon asked.
>>33564364
>try and get a bit of food in you
I might do but I'm worried that it's just gonna come straight back out again kek... I can't even keep down water after not eating for >24hrs
If I do nothing tomorrow though that only gives me two days (Wed and Thurs) until Friday, I don't know if that's enough time...
Anonymous No.33564385 >>33564409
>>33564372
>usually only happens if she has a crush on u or they're a pickme
yea they all seemed super excited to talk at first but now they're getting mean
Anonymous No.33564387 >>33564455
>day 0 nogoon
Anonymous No.33564390 >>33564427
>>33564372
did you send tit pics to lha yet?
Anonymous No.33564391 >>33564400
>>33564382
Nta, but I read stuff like this and I realize the only thing I'm doing wrong is not treating men like absolute shit 24/7.
Like how did this happen and you still went back with her? But the answer is simple: if she weren't like this, you wouldn't be posting about her, in love with her etc
Anonymous No.33564392
>>33564344
>I put up with her
Life is so cruel. God always pairs vanilla guys with kinky girls. I'd love to be with your gf (no offense anon)
If I ever end up meeting someone they'll probably be the most vanilla person on earth, and ridicule me when they inevitably found out about my fetishes
Anonymous No.33564394 >>33564405 >>33564439 >>33564542
>>33564363
I check every once in a while but I guess I’ve never measure while aroused during sex
>>33564373
I’ve done cowgirl, and yea I guess I’d expect to feel it
Anonymous No.33564398 >>33564418
>>33564361
I should give phantasy star a try too, I've been in the mood for RPG's lately
Anonymous No.33564399 >>33564408
>>33564326
also it might not apply to you but look into the possibility of other conditions like bipolar disorder. I was trying depression/anxiety treatments for a long time that were just making me worse until I got diagnosed with bipolar and ADHD
Anonymous No.33564400 >>33564406 >>33564410
>>33564391
she is good looking and it’s hard for me to meet girls. I can’t afford to lose her.
D 4444 No.33564402 >>33564427
>>33564372
ok just don't stab me in my sleep
Anonymous No.33564405
>>33564394
What is your favorite sex position
Anonymous No.33564406 >>33564411
>>33564400
>she is good looking and it’s hard for me to meet girls. I can’t afford to lose her
nta but brev that is a terrible reason to stay with a baddie kek you will just be miserable... she has you wrapped around her finger it seems
Anonymous No.33564408 >>33564473
>>33564399
>bipolar and ADHD
I know very little about bipolar. I never change moods outwardly, but I do feel very depressed for seemingly no reason at all on some days
I cant say for sure because I am generally unhappy and have nothing to look forward to on any day. But some days I cant even enjoy the stuff that normally lifts my spirits
myao No.33564409 >>33564462
>>33564375
>I've been ill for almost a week now (the most sick I've ever been) and no signs of getting any better
so many sick anons lately ( ;Β΄ - `;)

ill pray for u !! drink hot liquids, ginseng, sweat the sickness out, n if any mucus comes out, make sure to spit it out !!! this helps u heal sm faster

>>33564376
ahuagdhwuwiqoooqoooopakakjeb

>>33564385
id understand them being a little confused by u but i dunno why they're being mean
Anonymous No.33564410 >>33564413
>>33564400
If she were good to you, it wouldnt have mattered if she good looking too. You would've taken her for granted and started thinking "if I could pull this, maybe I can pull a better one" and or "if this beautiful looking woman loves me, I must be a catch"
Anonymous No.33564411
>>33564406
yeah I know. But look where we are, we live on 4Channel. She’s the best I can do. If I didn’t have her, I would be a turbo virgin just like everyone else posting here
Anonymous No.33564413 >>33564445
>>33564410
What?
Anonymous No.33564415
>>33564347
it's just a red flag or a lot of reasons
if you're talking to a girl and there's a potential for a budding relationship, why would she want to hear about other women in your life so quickly unprompted? It's definitely how you're doing it for them to be getting mad. it can also indicate you might cheat/triangulate/manipulate. I haven't gotten mad but if I'm in the early stages of talking to a guy and he talks to me a lot about his female friends i lose interest
Anonymous No.33564418 >>33564467
>>33564398
The dungeons are daunting but give it your best. They’re very satisfying I think. Don’t hesitate to look up skill effects because the game won’t tell you ahead of time.
Anonymous No.33564419 >>33564429
I accidentally liked and matched with a trans and then accidentally agreed to go on a date and accidentally let her suck my cock before I accidentally busted raw inside her boypussy. Will you forgive me?
Anonymous No.33564420 >>33564425
>>33564332
You don’t need excuses if you want to fuck around?
Anonymous No.33564422 >>33564431 >>33564432
how do i cope with being a 6? having crushes, desires, or even a sexuality feels pointless when 8s exist. like how do you cope with the fact that someone not trying at all is better than you giving your all? and that anyone who chooses you only settled because the 8s didn't want them past sex? it destroys me if i think about it for more than 2 seconds, but i'm not sure what to do with it or if it's even rational.
Anonymous No.33564424
Girls, watch this video. Boys can probably benefit from watching it too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Av4Zk3Uuk
Anonymous No.33564425 >>33564435
>>33564420
but since this is becoming more common, that means it’s more common that people are having casual sex than before
myao No.33564427 >>33564472
>>33564390
no ??

no nudes end of discussion !!!

>>33564402
might bite u but u won't notice anyway
Anonymous No.33564429 >>33564433
>>33564419
If this is rooted in the truth, I don't understand why a lot of bi men are like this. Just be openly bi. There's a whole section of women that are really into that. I hate when you try to hide it from women who would not be okay with or accepting of it, we know or will know
Anonymous No.33564431 >>33564453
>>33564422
Imagine being a 3 or 4
Anonymous No.33564432 >>33564453
>>33564422
Comparison is the thief of joy.
>anyone who chooses you only settled
You got your looks match. At least someone DID choose you.
Anonymous No.33564433 >>33564434
>>33564429
>There's a whole section of women that are really into that.
Good one. Women immediately turn from tolerant liberals to genocidal fascists when they find out that a potential sex partner is a fag.
Anonymous No.33564434 >>33564443
>>33564433
That is most women yes, but the women that are into it are really into it. Why not go for who truly likes you? It might be harder to find but why lie
Anonymous No.33564435
>>33564425
Maybe, we’ll see
Anonymous No.33564437
>>33564338
Women will defend her and rationalize the behavior. In the end it's all your fault and she did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.33564438 >>33564442 >>33564444 >>33564447 >>33564454 >>33564523
Apparently I'm a "loser" because I had a few drinks and wanted to watch some old WWF attitude era wrestling to unwind. My advice to you: Never get a girlfriend, guys.
Anonymous No.33564439 >>33564708
>>33564394
>I check every once in a while
How do you check?
>I’ve done cowgirl
Do you not bottom out during cowgirl? And to make sure we're on the same page, "bottoming out" means the the entirety of the guy is completely inside you. His pelvis is pressed up against your pelvis.
Anonymous No.33564442
>>33564438
>wanted to watch some old WWF attitude era wrestling to unwind
She was right.
Anonymous No.33564443 >>33564446
>>33564434
NTA but getting a gf is already near impossible for an average guy.
Anonymous No.33564444 >>33564464
>>33564438
They really love casually insulting guys. All of them
Anonymous No.33564445 >>33564468
>>33564413
I'm saying it's not about her looks. I'm decent looking too. It's about how she treats you and whether she keeps you feeling insecure (and feeling like you need to prove yourself) or she treats you well, like an equal blah blah blah but then you get too comfortable and forget she can do better or even start to delusionally YOU can do better
You see, anon, it is my belief that the vast majority of people are ungrateful and want what they don't have. But men are worse at this.
In the words of taylor swift, men only want love if it's torture
Anonymous No.33564446 >>33564452
>>33564443
So why not just get the trans gf?
Anonymous No.33564447 >>33564478 >>33564486 >>33564487
>>33564438
MEN will exclusively only date bitches and then complain about having a girlfriend
You’re a retard and I hope she hits you
Anonymous No.33564448 >>33564457
>>33564382
>she can do it when we aren’t together.
So she interpreted this to mean you were breaking up at that point? Then you two were broken up for three weeks, and you decided to get back together three days ago. What happened three days ago? What did you two say?
Anonymous No.33564452
>>33564446
I said I'm NTA. I don't want a trans gf, and besides, they usually have higher standards than the women.
Anonymous No.33564453 >>33564469
>>33564431
i lived it for most of my life. part of the pain is losing 100lbs and actually trying and not morphing into a model. stares on the street, bullying, people trying you, etc. horrible existence and i would kill myself if i was still treated that way
>>33564432
yes but likely after fucking men who are better than me in every way. i just don't get why they would go for a 6 if the 8s treated them right. they don't, so they settle and that hurts. and infidelity exists. there's some piece of the puzzle i'm probably missing but i dont know what it is
Anonymous No.33564454
>>33564438
Slam her.
BlueValkyrie No.33564455 >>33564463
>>33564387
I don't even blame you. I relapsed on a fwb and didn't even cum. This shit is so stupid.
Anonymous No.33564457 >>33564474
>>33564448
I messaged her asking to get back together. She said she wanted to so we got back together
Anonymous No.33564462 >>33564466
>>33564409
>sweat the sickness out
lol I accidentally did this earlier cuz it got hot when I was napping xD
thanks myao <3 it's not a cold/flu, just a stomach bug xP
Anonymous No.33564463 >>33564482
>>33564455
was he not good?
Anonymous No.33564464
>>33564444
They really do, then it's "I never said that." Also checked.
myao No.33564466 >>33564473
>>33564462
oh dear

no there's no cure to a stomach bug that i know of, godspeed anon .·°՞(Β―β–‘Β―)՞°·.
Anonymous No.33564467
>>33564418
I like reading the manual in these old games
Anonymous No.33564468 >>33564488
>>33564445
nta but you must be illiterate, he said from the beginning that she started dating around after he made a comment (that made him seem "insecure"), what's his fault?
Anonymous No.33564469 >>33564485
>>33564453
If she could fuck men who are better than you in every way she wouldn't be with you.
I don't even understand your problem really. Yes, being unattractive sucks because you can't get the hot girl. That's life, deal with it.
D 4444 No.33564472
>>33564427
>might bite u but u won't notice anyway
I'm ok with bites :)
Anonymous No.33564473 >>33564556
>>33564408
that does sound a lot like depression desu, it can be worse some days than others but just the general low mood, lack of motivation or feeling of hope
I think just don't put too much pressure on yourself desu and take things one day at a time. Don't worry about big goals and things just focus on little wins and trying to be at peace. Iktf it fucking sucks being mentally ill I wish I was dead lol. gonna go bed
>>33564466
<3 <3
Anonymous No.33564474 >>33564479
>>33564457
She started dating the other guy during the three weeks. Did she say she's breaking up with him?
Anonymous No.33564477 >>33564481
/atoga/ anal the opposite gender anal
Anonymous No.33564478 >>33564484
>>33564447
Ok, ms. femcel.
Anonymous No.33564479
>>33564474
they are friends now
Anonymous No.33564481 >>33564502
>>33564477
What is that the jh thread?
BlueValkyrie No.33564482 >>33564493 >>33564551
>>33564463
Sex was nice, and kissing. But shortlived, extremely. Guess I'm just too hot.
Anonymous No.33564484
>>33564478
And what about it
Anonymous No.33564485 >>33564498 >>33564511
>>33564469
that's the thing. i have been single for 2-3 years after being in a relationship for a year where i didn't even see her naked once. that destroyed the belief that i could be desirable at all and i'm struggling with understanding how it works now. it's not about the hot girl, it's the idea that any woman i come across is likely in contact with men better than me and that they fucked her without any effort. in a world where hookups, situationships, etc are common, why even perceive the 6? i don't get it.
Anonymous No.33564486 >>33564497
>>33564447
Good girls will literally not date me, the only ones who give me a chance want to destroy me.
Anonymous No.33564487 >>33564497
>>33564447
All women act that way, though.
Anonymous No.33564488 >>33564496
>>33564468
Can you count? Because "his fault" is more of a list
he's with a girl who apparently
flirted with some guy even though she had a bf/was with her bf
-when he got told her do that when we're not together she took him on his offer
-he went back with her
-she's telling him other men are her soulmates too kek (and to add insult to injury, she his gf of 4 years is using that word to refer to some guy she met his a week or two ago)
-she wants to keep talking to the guy KNOWING she has feelings for him
-she told this to her doormat bf because she has 0 respect for him

But if men only love women who treat them like trash
Anonymous No.33564491 >>33564494 >>33564500 >>33564507 >>33564541 >>33564558
My roommate and her mom saw me naked
Anonymous No.33564493 >>33564539
>>33564482
How does a FwB situation work. Do you just text him and tell him to show up at your apartment. and as soon as he arrives you just ask him how he wants to fuck and you get into that position for him?
Anonymous No.33564494 >>33564499
>>33564491
M?
Anonymous No.33564496
>>33564488
when he told her do that when we're not together*
some guy she met about* a week or two ago
but men only*
Anonymous No.33564497 >>33564504 >>33564512
>>33564486
Are you evil?
>>33564487
I would never call my boyfriend a loser
Anonymous No.33564498 >>33564535
>>33564485
>had a year long relationship, with a girl, a couple of years ago
Chad.
Anonymous No.33564499 >>33564506 >>33564515 >>33564556
>>33564494
F
I had just taken a shower and was doing stuff in the kitchen when they unlocked the front door
Anonymous No.33564500 >>33564503
>>33564491
Sex
Anonymous No.33564501 >>33564505
I didn't get to have sex today. Maybe I'll get to have sex tomorrow.
Anonymous No.33564502
>>33564481
Jq thread
Anonymous No.33564503
>>33564500
No
Anonymous No.33564504
>>33564497
>Are you evil?
No my friend's describe me as a sweetheart.
Anonymous No.33564505 >>33564510 >>33564556 >>33564570
>>33564501
It’s been 15 years for me.
Anonymous No.33564506 >>33564517 >>33564518
>>33564499
I mean at least it wasn’t her dad I guess? Did they not know you were there or something?
Anonymous No.33564507 >>33564518
>>33564491
You have roommates. This will happen when you have roommates.
Anonymous No.33564510 >>33564522
>>33564505
It's been over a month for me.
Anonymous No.33564511 >>33564520 >>33564535
>>33564485
>in a relationship for a year where i didn't even see her naked once.
How old were you both? Did she turn you down when you tried to kiss her or grope her, or escalate physically in general?
Anonymous No.33564512
>>33564497
Maybe you would, maybe you wouldn't, but women hate men.
Anonymous No.33564515
>>33564499
Oh you're find then
Anonymous No.33564517 >>33564518
>>33564506
She's some kind of a wierd exhibitionist.
>i was just naked in the kitchen, i have roommates
Anonymous No.33564518
>>33564506
She was supposed to move out yesterday but apparently has to sleep here one more night
>>33564507
>>33564517
I was alone for most of my lease. She'd only stay every other weekend, never weekdays.
Anonymous No.33564520 >>33564526
>>33564511
>when you tried to kiss her or grope her, or escalate physically in general
NTA
Men aren't allowed to do this anymore. It's creepy, or something.
Anonymous No.33564522 >>33564540
>>33564510
do you have PTSD from sex like I do?
Anonymous No.33564523
>>33564438
World Wildlife Fund?
Anonymous No.33564525 >>33564530 >>33564531 >>33564545
Do girls jerk off to their crushes?
Anonymous No.33564526 >>33564532 >>33564536
>>33564520
Are you familiar with the concept of "hard no vs soft no"? It's the way around that. But regardless, if a guy isn't willing to take the risk to physically escalate after a year long relationship, then surely a direct conversation is in order.
Anonymous No.33564530 >>33564548
>>33564525
most girls in Adrian Gee’s interviews says that they masterbate 2-4x a week
Anonymous No.33564531 >>33564538
>>33564525
No.. porn
Anonymous No.33564532 >>33564543
>>33564526
he is just incelposting
Anonymous No.33564535 >>33564662 >>33564791
>>33564498
i wish man. she seemed grossed out by me.
>>33564511
i was 23, she was 20. but yeah, she'd put it off to another day and sometimes she'd be receptive, other times she'd treat me like i was repulsive. she was a stem autist with very few friends + raised by christian trumpers, so she said a lot of it was just being scared of judgement and her parents being ashamed. no idea how much of that was true. what made it destroy me was that she was extremely loving. saying im the sweetest person ever, she was genuinely interested in me, giving hugs that lasted minutes, etc. i felt loved, but not desired. i just couldn't handle it anymore, especially with constant last-minute cancellations despite living 2 minutes away. it completely destroyed me.
Anonymous No.33564536
>>33564526
>willing to take the risk
It's not about risk, it's just a hard fact.
>direct conversation
This will just make him look like an awkward fuck, and she'll leave.
Anonymous No.33564537 >>33564546
Girls, I smell like ballsy musk but clean.
I know you were wondering
Anonymous No.33564538 >>33564554
>>33564531
what type of guys do you like to masturbate to in porn?
BlueValkyrie No.33564539 >>33564544
>>33564493
He asks me to come over in text. I do, we lay in bed and shoot shit. Sometimes I level his dead by daylight account for him in hopes he'll choose to play it. Or he offers me another game to watch me play. Then we cuddle and caress and sex.
Anonymous No.33564540 >>33564549
>>33564522
No, but the sex was quite bad.
Anonymous No.33564541 >>33564553
>>33564491
Did they see your bush?
Anonymous No.33564542 >>33564689
>>33564394
>I’ve done cowgirl, and yea I guess I’d expect to feel it
Cowgirl doesn't actually get you as deep as you'd think. If you want to go as deep as possible you need to angle your hips back a bit and/or spread your legs wide apart. Pretzel and face-down-ass-up are probably the easiest ones to do but there are others.

Also if either if you are fat or if you have particularly large cheeks then that means there's a handicap. You want pelvis-on-pelvis contact and when there's fat in the way you have to work around that with better angles and more vigorous thrusting.

t. 6.5" cervix-knocker
Anonymous No.33564543
>>33564532
I'll take whatever ( you )s I can get. It also could spur another anon to ask about soft no's. Plus it led to you responding to me too! I'm drowning in Ws.
Anonymous No.33564544 >>33564569
>>33564539
that sounds like a relationship
Anonymous No.33564545 >>33564573
>>33564525
i dont have a crush but otherwise probably
Anonymous No.33564546 >>33564571
>>33564537
I don't know what 'ballsy musk but clean' smells like anon
Anonymous No.33564548
>>33564530
but to whomst
Anonymous No.33564549 >>33564560 >>33564564
>>33564540
I’m terrified of sex, I can’t have it. I’m 35, last and only time I had sex was when I was 20. It scarred me.
Anonymous No.33564551 >>33564586
>>33564482
>Guess I'm just too hot.
uhh, sure thing...
Anonymous No.33564553
>>33564541
Not sure, hopefully not.
Anonymous No.33564554 >>33564557
>>33564538
The less I see the guy the better, it’s about the pleasure the women get
Anonymous No.33564556 >>33564562
>>33564505
27 years for me...
>>33564499
I mean if you weren't expecting them to appear that's not really your fault lol, I'm sure they understood too
Maybe next time wear a towel though just in case...
>>33564473
Nvm can't go to bed cause my roommates want me to listen for the door (cause they're out) the second time tonight >_>
Anonymous No.33564557 >>33564582
>>33564554
do you like watching big cocks or small cocks? Or do you just watch guys licking the girls pussy?
Anonymous No.33564558 >>33564568 >>33564574
>>33564491
Zamn, QT on his freaky arc
Anonymous No.33564560 >>33564572
>>33564549
Why didn't you fix yourself?
Anonymous No.33564562 >>33564574
>>33564556
>27 years
How old are you, you must be almost 50
Anonymous No.33564564
>>33564549
That sucks.
Anonymous No.33564565 >>33564618 >>33564676 >>33564791
Girls
I had this female friend for long, long ass time. I could say she's my best friend.
This is someone who declared multiple times that she deeply cares about me and that she owes me a lot, this, that and the other thing as well. There's nothing platonic or anything in terms of attraction, we've been purely pals. She's been in a very long term relationship herself and I'm glad for her.
I've been helpful to her a few times but to my estimation she's been a decent friend as well. But practically my only remaining friend for a good while that I can somewhat regularly see. We both have busy lives.
My other friend is a bit more carefree and let's just say that he gives no fucks. At this point he's a friend out of habit.
For years I've had my share of struggles and she's always offered her input in regards to topics like my education/work, my family, my health sometimes, the people I used to call friends, stuff like that. Very outspoken and helpful. Really hates it when she even smells someone's fucking with me. But when it comes to my love life (or lack thereof), she's cold as ice. It's like to her I'm completely hopeless. A lot of respect for me in many ways, but when it comes to anything like that I swear it's like I'm showing her my ugly asshole. I'd understand it if I was desperate and always talking about it, I even knew someone like that, but it's the opposite. Feeling lonely and unsuccessful for years is a topic I barely ever speak to anyone about. I'm almost always faking being fine in regards to that and I dread asking for help. I'm already pathetic as I am to bother people about it much. But sometimes... it spills.
Recently she's been telling me about someone who couldn't spend 5 minutes without trying to get dick and I blurted out "well shit, they couldn't even wait that long? I've been alone all of my life" and she's skipped that line of dialogue like it didn't happen. Is it really that "icky" to point out that sort of shit?
Anonymous No.33564568 >>33564576
>>33564558
It said it's female. You may proceed to use your imagination now.
BlueValkyrie No.33564569 >>33564575 >>33564584 >>33564695
>>33564544
And then I go home. Because he refuses polyamory and I refuse monogamy. So, no, we're just fwb.
Anonymous No.33564570 >>33564578 >>33564588
>>33564505
37 years.
Anonymous No.33564571 >>33564579
>>33564546
One day you will
Anonymous No.33564572 >>33564580
>>33564560
How do I do that
Anonymous No.33564573
>>33564545
I couldn't jerk off to my previous crush. She was too cute
Anonymous No.33564574 >>33564578
>>33564558
Lmao that wasn't me ;_;
I just run from the bathroom to my room with the towel wrapped around me
>>33564562
>27 years
>How old are you
27, that was the joke brev...
Anonymous No.33564575 >>33564605
>>33564569
>polyamory
you deserve to be alone
Anonymous No.33564576 >>33564589
>>33564568
No, sorry. I only imagine naked dudes
Anonymous No.33564577 >>33564585 >>33564589 >>33564591
Femanons have you been cheated on before?
How did it effect your future relationships?
Anonymous No.33564578 >>33564581 >>33564610
>>33564570
You must be like 55 years old
>>33564574
If it’s been 27 years since you’ve last had sex, you can’t be 27 years old..
Anonymous No.33564579 >>33564620
>>33564571
If you can smell a body part it's not that clean. Smell means bacteria.
Anonymous No.33564580 >>33564593 >>33564602
>>33564572
Do DMT or LSD or whatever. Supposedly that helps with PTSD. Otherwise i hate psychedelics and weed. I don't even like giving this advice.
Anonymous No.33564581 >>33564593
>>33564578
Nah I'm 37
Anonymous No.33564582 >>33564603
>>33564557
Big cocks. I dont like seeing guys licking pussy, I wouldn’t mind it in person ofc I just don’t want to see guys in porn.
Anonymous No.33564584 >>33564605
>>33564569
honest question. Do you swallow his cum? If you do, does it taste good? If you do, you’re his gf.
Anonymous No.33564585
>>33564577
Yes. It didn't. So I got cheated on again and again. Eventually I'll figure out how to tell who's a cheater.
Anonymous No.33564586 >>33564601
>>33564551
Anonymous No.33564587
Women, would you ever swipe right on a man who lists himself as a 'Proud Rapist' on his dating app profile, or brags about being a Sex Offender?
Anonymous No.33564588 >>33564600
>>33564570
that is crazy I'll get there. Just 10 left
Anonymous No.33564589
>>33564576
I don't imagine anything. That shit is demonic.
>>33564577
>effect
Pajeet
Anonymous No.33564590 >>33564592 >>33564595 >>33564651
Why did she rub her pussy on my fingers when she leaned over? It lasted for 3 seconds.
Anonymous No.33564591 >>33564609
>>33564577
No I never had a bf..
Anonymous No.33564592
>>33564590
Context?
Anonymous No.33564593 >>33564597
>>33564581
Idiot
>>33564580
>hard drugs
Yeah, no.. I’d rather never have sex again and not harm myself than do that stupid ass shit
Anonymous No.33564594 >>33564607 >>33564608 >>33564610
Why do namefags namefag? All it gets them is hate.
Anonymous No.33564595 >>33564651
>>33564590
She wants to use you like the meat stick you are
D 4444 No.33564596 >>33564610 >>33564625
there's strange men in my room, I feel violated when people go into my room
Anonymous No.33564597 >>33564606
>>33564593
You risk averse pussy
Anonymous No.33564600
>>33564588
It can change for you, if you're not a fucking dumbfuck like me. I had my chances. I fucked it all up. I've had chances even at your age, fucked those too. I fucked everything up
Anonymous No.33564601
>>33564586
Lmao
You gotta pay the troll toll to get inside BlueValk's hole...
Anonymous No.33564602
>>33564580
>Suggesting that people do LDS
Twisted shit
Anonymous No.33564603 >>33564627
>>33564582
is there a specific race of guy (cock) that makes you orgasm faster? When I watch porn, I always cum more if it’s an Asian or Indian girl.
BlueValkyrie No.33564605 >>33564611
>>33564584
Nope.
>>33564575
Yep. I'm just doing what I want.
Anonymous No.33564606
>>33564597
>risk adverse because I don’t want to do hard drugs
You’re a moron too
Anonymous No.33564607 >>33564614
>>33564594
They failed to sell photos of their toes to Onanistic sexual predators on OnlyFans, so this is the only other way they can get attention.
Anonymous No.33564608 >>33564624
>>33564594
Exhib and actuary are alright
Anonymous No.33564609
>>33564591
Good, I need a femcel all to myself.
Anonymous No.33564610 >>33564622
>>33564596
What are they doing there
>>33564594
I didn't choose this trap man
>>33564578
>If it’s been 27 years since you’ve last had sex, you can’t be 27 years old...
The joke is that it is not possible to have sex when you have not been born
Idk u ogrethinking
Anonymous No.33564611 >>33564679
>>33564605
>nope
Did you set boundaries on what you won’t do? What are they?
Anonymous No.33564614 >>33564628
>>33564607
But it can't feel good to get shat on all the time.
Anonymous No.33564618 >>33564637
>>33564565
NAG, yes, it really is that icky to them. she will never offer you sympathy. if you want to be friends then you need to never talk about it or show how much it hurts. i don't make the rules.
Anonymous No.33564619
Women, how do you ask for oral?
Anonymous No.33564620 >>33564653
>>33564579
Just a bit of sweat babe
D 4444 No.33564622 >>33564694
>>33564610
>What are they doing there
fixing my AC
Anonymous No.33564623 >>33564626 >>33564632 >>33564634 >>33564635 >>33564636 >>33564641 >>33564791
In the future will it be possible to be a Work from Home Soldier who conducts combat operations from a laptop in your flat? That is my dream job.
Anonymous No.33564624
>>33564608
>actuary
Never seen anyone with that name.
milkers No.33564625 >>33564633 >>33564694
>>33564596
come sit in my room and dj while i clean and organize
D 4444 No.33564626
>>33564623
like, you control a robot from your home? that would be cool desu
Anonymous No.33564627 >>33564631
>>33564603
There are ones that ruin it for me but don’t want to write.. it would sound racist
Anonymous No.33564628
>>33564614
>It can't feel good to get shat on all the time
It can if you're into scat
Anonymous No.33564629 >>33564638
He is alive. Thank God.
I can't believe those dirty animals and foids supported Raja.
Anonymous No.33564631
>>33564627
say it nigger
Anonymous No.33564632
>>33564623
We already have Ender's Game where people control drones and feel like they're playing a video game. It's only going to become more common.
D 4444 No.33564633 >>33564642 >>33564645
>>33564625
hmm ok, how about I help you clean your room instead?
Anonymous No.33564634
>>33564623
Lay off the cowadoody, anon. It's damaged your brain.
Anonymous No.33564635
>>33564623
I think that makes more sense than killing people
Anonymous No.33564636
>>33564623
Yes.
Anonymous No.33564637 >>33564657
>>33564618
Man I just don't understand why she goes all curious and wants to know everything about a situation if I ever give a hint that I'm in a bit of trouble with something in my personal life, and wants to be the problem solver, and wants to help me with my mental health, and wants to practically decide a lot of things for me like she's my fucking mom or sister, but when it comes to "damn I'm feeling a bit like I want someone in my life" it's crossing a line.
Anonymous No.33564638 >>33564656
>>33564629
who
Anonymous No.33564641
>>33564623
Commit war crimes from home!
This would actually be a great military ad campaign.
milkers No.33564642 >>33564646
>>33564633
that would be awesome but i didnt wanna sign you up for something you might not be into doing lol
Anonymous No.33564645 >>33564649 >>33564650
>>33564633
>clean your room
Cleaning your room is overrated. This board is retarded so my meme will probably not even be understood.
D 4444 No.33564646 >>33564654
>>33564642
I don't mind I like helping
Anonymous No.33564647
I want to have a crush again I want to think about her cute noises while I am eating her out
D 4444 No.33564649
>>33564645
yeah but after a while (like 6 months) it makes me feel gross
Anonymous No.33564650
>>33564645
Holy midwit, Batman!
Anonymous No.33564651 >>33564655 >>33564660
>>33564590
>>33564595
Shlicking to these posts
Anonymous No.33564652 >>33564682
everytime I ask my gf to go out I have to insist and ask her like 10 times until she accepts it cause she's always saying she don't want to leave her house or is that she just want to sped the day on her bed doing nothing( I already did go to her house more than once and tried doing something there but is noisy cause she lives with her parents) and it's starting to annoying me we were supposed to have a date today but she talks about it like she's doing a favor to me (at this point I think it's important to state our ages she's 22 and I am 26) so today in the morningI just sent her a message "do you still wanna go out today? if you really don't want we can do some6hing later" wich she replyed "we will see later" now it's about the time we usually go out and I'm thinking if I should send her a message asking if she's still up or just leave it and see if she sends something cause all that is start to piss me off
Anonymous No.33564653
>>33564620
Sweat is H2O anon, on its own it doesn't smell
It's the bacteria that causes smell
milkers No.33564654 >>33564826
>>33564646
in that case, can i sit on your shoulders so i can dust the ceiling fan?
Anonymous No.33564655 >>33564659
>>33564651
Gross
Anonymous No.33564656
>>33564638
The wrestler who was almost beaten to death by a jogger. It's still too early to say if he has lasting brain damage. Other joggers and foids supported the one doing the beating.
Anonymous No.33564657
>>33564637
i've never fully understood it either. there are some problems they don't want to ever have to deal with and yours is probably #1.
Anonymous No.33564659
>>33564655
This post too
Anonymous No.33564660
>>33564651
hot
Anonymous No.33564662 >>33564678 >>33564699
>>33564535
I suspected this. Autistic girls can have a weird internal relationship with sexuality. Particularly if she was raised religious and she's a "I love rules and structure" type autist. The cultural conversation around sex, sexuality, arousal, romance, and love is very ambiguous. Both due to squeamishness but also a lot of imprecise language. It's hard to describe objectively and quantitatively. Which can be a real challenge for autists trying to make sense of their own experience and mapping it to the experiences of others.

Then there could be sensory issues around the whole experience, which is a whole other can of worms.

Disclaimer: I could be biased and projecting as a STEM autist femanon who has had issues with sexuality.
Anonymous No.33564663 >>33564668 >>33564670 >>33564681 >>33564688 >>33564702 >>33564703 >>33564711 >>33564715 >>33564721 >>33564743 >>33564752 >>33564791 >>33564835
Massively failed last week, but starting a new week of trying to not fap until I have lucid sex dreams.
Genders, what are your goals this week?
Anonymous No.33564668 >>33564701
>>33564663
to break my porn addiction
Anonymous No.33564669 >>33564673 >>33564677
Why do men think other men will tolerate them taking the piss?
Anonymous No.33564670
>>33564663
>goals
Am i supposed to have those?
Anonymous No.33564671
>>33563919
>I PROMISE you that asking for permission to do something doesn't kill the mood
it's a double-edged sword because while consent is important sometimes the thing someone wants can only be provided without asking.

It's like asking for a surprise party. And hearing someone complain about not getting a surprise party WHILE YOU ARE SETTING UP THEIR SURPRISE PARTY is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever experienced in my life.

Now not all sexual favors are like that- like what you said with choking and racial slurs. But you know, read the fucking room and know if you should ask or not before you do something.
Anonymous No.33564672 >>33564677
Probably gonna be mocked for this, but
I have a girly face. Should I laser all the hair off, apply makeup, wear girly clothes and enter the women's bathroom and wait for girls to piss/shit so I can record it? I wont post it anywhere, I respect people's privacy. But I'm really desperate to smell a girl's waste.
Thoughts? Suggestions?
Anonymous No.33564673 >>33564680
>>33564669
because they do most of the time
Anonymous No.33564674
>>33564384
>I can't even keep down water after not eating for >24hrs
That sounds pretty bad. You probably should go to a doctor you might need antibiotics or something if it's not getting better
Anonymous No.33564676
>>33564565
Skipping a line of dialogue doesn't necessarily mean "icky" I personally do it for eg when I think something is too complex for me to immediately give an input on. I need more information, and perhaps it's too soon to dig into that. I've known people who took my silence for judgement but it's not the case.
In this case she could have remained silent because she might say something you don't like. For eg, she might think your loneliness is self inflicted. Besides, why does being your friend require her weighing on everything? She weighs in on stuff she thinks she has something to offer on, do you want her to talk just for the sake of talking or because you think her silence is uncomfortable
Anonymous No.33564677 >>33564684
>>33564669
What does that even mean?
>>33564672
Report yourself to the fbi
Anonymous No.33564678
>>33564662
nta but did you ever overcome this?? because me too, i haven't gotten over it, i ended my last relationship because i couldn't even cuddle without totally shutting down and feeling sick and i have absolutely no idea how to try to fix myself
BlueValkyrie No.33564679 >>33564685
>>33564611
Yeah, obvi.
Anonymous No.33564680 >>33564691
>>33564673
In my experience as a man if I call out another man on sending me passive aggressive DMs or using insulting humor I tell him I'm sick of the passive aggressive bullshit and to speak to me with respect as a fellow human being. They then act like I'm overreacting and give me the "it's just bantz, bro!" and "it's just a joke, bro!" excuses. Bullshit.
Anonymous No.33564681 >>33564705 >>33564743
>>33564663
F
Trying to get a job.
Anonymous No.33564682 >>33564686
>>33564652
How long have you been dating? What do you normally do when you do go out? Can you not go to your place?
Anonymous No.33564683 >>33564692
I'm horny!
Anonymous No.33564684
>>33564677
>Report yourself to the FBI
The FBI: Female Booby Inspectors!
Anonymous No.33564685 >>33564690 >>33564714
>>33564679
What things are off limits in a Fwb situation
Anonymous No.33564686
>>33564682
7 months, the dates are in my place most of time and today included
Anonymous No.33564687 >>33564696 >>33564697 >>33564700 >>33564743 >>33564752 >>33564764 >>33564767 >>33564790 >>33564799 >>33564825 >>33564857
>Gender
Favorite game made before 2002?
Anonymous No.33564688
>>33564663
>Genders, what are your goals this week?
M, feeding myself.
I need inspo.
Anonymous No.33564689
>>33564542
Okay thanks
Neither of us were fat
Anonymous No.33564690 >>33564698
>>33564685
Violent, bloody anal rape.
Anonymous No.33564691
>>33564680
ok, so they can just go find someone else to talk to who can handle a joke. it's what i'd do too.
Anonymous No.33564692
>>33564683
again x3?
Anonymous No.33564694 >>33564841
>>33564622
Oh fair enough
Hope they do a good job
>>33564625
I would actually do this lol
Anonymous No.33564695
>>33564569
Fat whore.
Anonymous No.33564696
>>33564687
M
Fallout
Anonymous No.33564697
>>33564687
Syndicate. The original 16 bit strategy game from the 1990s, not the generic FPS remake.
Anonymous No.33564698
>>33564690
Late stage cumbrain
Anonymous No.33564699
>>33564662
that would make a lot of sense actually. she wasn't diagnosed or anything but i suspected it. super soft voice, blank face, makes herself small and keeps to herself, same 4 friends since kindergarten, painfully awkward, routines, adored niche recipes. we joked a lot about one of us secretly being autistic and recently i found out that i probably am autistic. it makes sense because i felt like she saw and understood parts of me others didn't. just two undiagnosed autists trying to make it work. doesn't hurt less or make it less traumatizing, but it's easier to move on framing it that way. i'm not undesirable, we were just confused, overwhelmed, and scared. thanks for that.
Anonymous No.33564700 >>33564742
>>33564687
Don't know why but these types of questions feel targeted. Are you looking for a specific anon?
Anonymous No.33564701 >>33564709
>>33564668
Why are you going to let women moralize you into taking away the joy in your life when they are never going to give it back to you no matter how much you try and appease them by being a good boy? You're putting yourself in a metaphorical chastity cage for women who don't even know or like you hoping to please a mistress who doesn't exist.
Same goes for any masculine influencer grifting who told you this matters. They're on the other side trying to keep you angry so you are more susceptible to their grifting.
Anonymous No.33564702
>>33564663
Being here less even though I'm barely here to begin with
Anonymous No.33564703 >>33564712
>>33564663
Male
No goals anymore other than paying off student loans I guess, which should happen within the next six months. After that, just coasting.
Anonymous No.33564704 >>33564710
Just tried the new mcdonalds pink and blue shake. Has anyone else tried it? Thoughts?
Anonymous No.33564705
>>33564681
Oof, best of luck anon.
Anonymous No.33564707 >>33564713 >>33564722
Which of these settings are you going to adjust to?
Anonymous No.33564708
>>33564439
You are using a definition of "bottoming out" that literally no one else on the planet does.
Anonymous No.33564709 >>33564716
>>33564701
no, I need to stop. I mentally feel better when I don’t watch porn. After I watch porn I feel like I’m about to fall into the deep mentally
Anonymous No.33564710
>>33564704
I would sooner try fent laced weed than a mcdonalds milkshake nigga
Anonymous No.33564711
>>33564663
M
Fucking
Anonymous No.33564712 >>33564726
>>33564703
That's not really a 'week' goal though. Big goals made of little goals.
Anonymous No.33564713 >>33564774
>>33564707
>tfw no stickman white bf to fuck me while I sit on his lap
BlueValkyrie No.33564714 >>33564720
>>33564685
Whatever we negotiate. Sometimes we're not feeling extra and just chat and I top. (Our usual, he has knee injury)
Anonymous No.33564715
>>33564663
M
i have no goals, i just work
Anonymous No.33564716 >>33564725
>>33564709
Too bad
Anonymous No.33564717 >>33564723 >>33564724 >>33564729 >>33564730 >>33564741 >>33564743 >>33564774
I love white boys so much
Anonymous No.33564720 >>33564731
>>33564714
yeah don't leave the baby unattended for long
Anonymous No.33564721
>>33564663
>Genders, what are your goals this week?
M, survive desu, a lot of shit going on atm and idk how I'm going to manage it all
My roommate just got back and hugely crashed out over something lol (nothing to do with me but I offered to help), bro is not doing well either...
Anonymous No.33564722
>>33564707
Buck Breaker mode
Anonymous No.33564723
>>33564717
Don't do that.
Don't give them hope.
Anonymous No.33564724
>>33564717
I need the TWICE girls right now
Anonymous No.33564725 >>33564728
>>33564716
I'd put my mouth on those so fast.
Anonymous No.33564726
>>33564712
Yeah, but I don't have any other big goals, so I don't have any weekly goals either.
Anonymous No.33564728 >>33564746
>>33564725
Did you know that it's brittany venti. That ugly freak. I don't have any photos of her face saved.
Anonymous No.33564729 >>33564734 >>33564772
>>33564717
You like their skin and their dicks. That's it.
Anonymous No.33564730
>>33564717
Hi
Anonymous No.33564731 >>33564747 >>33564751
>>33564720
My neighbor left her baby unattended for nearly a week in his crib and members of a local street gang broke into her two room apartment and gang raped the baby and injected it with heroin.
Anonymous No.33564732 >>33564735 >>33564736 >>33564740 >>33564750 >>33564752 >>33564766 >>33564780
gender
how often do you imagine the act of scattering your brains over a wall per week?
Anonymous No.33564734 >>33564739
>>33564729
They're more civilized too
Anonymous No.33564735
>>33564732
Not much, I imagine jumping from a tall height innumerable amounts of times.
Anonymous No.33564736
>>33564732
M, I only imagine this in the context of war, for example if enemy combatants take me prisoner and decide to execute me as a hostage.
Anonymous No.33564739 >>33564748
>>33564734
You still don't love them. Women can't love men.
Anonymous No.33564740
>>33564732
male
Not anymore, but I really almost did that when I was in my mid 20s. I would hold my gun in my hand and stare at it for a long time on a nightly basis. The only reason I didn’t do it was because I had a cat who depended on me
Anonymous No.33564741 >>33564749
>>33564717
you can keep em
Anonymous No.33564742
>>33564700
No, I'm bored of slop. Just give your 2nd or 3rd favorite if you're afraid of being identified.
Anonymous No.33564743
>>33564681
Gl anon, I hope you find something cool <3
>>33564687
NiGHTS into Dreams...
>>33564663
Hope you manage to manifest your dreams btw. Lucid sex dreams can be fun but the clean up not so much...
I'm trying to have more fantasy lucid dreams, like finding treasure in an underwater shipwreck, or racing on dragons in the night sky...
>>33564717
Thanks but why
Anonymous No.33564744
God I want to coom but I'll ruin my nofap
Anonymous No.33564745 >>33564755 >>33564757 >>33564763 >>33564773
M, how is rape possible? What is it that makes men want to use their dicks for violence and brutality instead of for fun, pleasure, and love?
Anonymous No.33564746 >>33564758
>>33564728
I have no idea who that is.
Anonymous No.33564747
>>33564731
how did he survive without water and food, or did she leave things in his crib? she should've been the one gangraped for that
Anonymous No.33564748 >>33564754 >>33564765 >>33564771
>>33564739
How do I prove my love for white men?
Anonymous No.33564749
>>33564741
Snowbunny?
Anonymous No.33564750
>>33564732
M
several times every day. it gives me comfort
Anonymous No.33564751 >>33564759
>>33564731
which shithole is this
Anonymous No.33564752 >>33564769
>>33564732
F
100+ times. More like cutting my veins though.

>>33564663
My goal this week is sleeping less.

>>33564687
Half Life
Anonymous No.33564754 >>33564771
>>33564748
You can't. It's a well-known fact.
Anonymous No.33564755 >>33564782
>>33564745
Some men are just violent, brutal, awful people
Anonymous No.33564757
>>33564745
The later option is extremely rare. It's usually completely unavailable. Not that that causes rape, but still.
Anonymous No.33564758
>>33564746
She's not important. She's a low IQ conservative e-celeb.
Anonymous No.33564759 >>33564776
>>33564751
America. I also knew a girl whose mom got raped by the police when she called them about her husband beating her.
Anonymous No.33564763
>>33564745
>M, how is rape possible? What is it that makes men
>Women can (and do) rape) too.
want to use their dicks for violence and brutality instead of for fun, pleasure, and love?
Cluster Bs gonna cluster B
Anonymous No.33564764
>>33564687
F
FFX I haven’t played many old games but that one is special
Anonymous No.33564765
>>33564748
By being in a relationship with me.
Anonymous No.33564766
>>33564732
M, not that often because guns aren't easily accessible here, and less actual suicidal ideation these days, but I still think about death and dying too much... until my situation and mental health improves I don't see that changing desu
Anonymous No.33564767
>>33564687
M
PkMn Crystal
Anonymous No.33564768 >>33564777 >>33564778 >>33564787 >>33564800 >>33564802
How can boys act like they are even good looking? They look like freaks
Anonymous No.33564769 >>33564781
>>33564752
>100+ times. More like cutting my veins though
I'm aroused
Anonymous No.33564771
>>33564748
>>33564754
Women fellate men
Anonymous No.33564772
>>33564729
>You like their skin and their dicks. That's it.
hot
Anonymous No.33564773
>>33564745
>use their dicks for violence and brutality instead of for fun, pleasure, and love?
A lack of the above?
Anonymous No.33564774 >>33564804
>>33564717
>>33564713
What race are you?
Anonymous No.33564776 >>33564783
>>33564759
Can I tell you a few fucked up stories that happened too? :p
Anonymous No.33564777
>>33564768
Stop posting ayy lmaos.
Anonymous No.33564778
>>33564768
Sometimes femanon chooses to gaslight us, for occult reasons known only to her. Sometimes I choose to believe her, just for a moment.
Anonymous No.33564779 >>33564784 >>33564785 >>33564789 >>33564809
Women, imagine you're working at your cashier or barista job and a man flashes his government issued Booby Inspection license and asks to accept your boobies. Do you let him inspect your tits for the good of society, or do you demand to first speak to your lawyer before letting his hands fondle your fun bags?
Anonymous No.33564780 >>33564786
>>33564732
>how often do you imagine the act of scattering your brains over a wall per week?
Thankfully it's 0 these days. Used to be 50-100 back around 2013.
Anonymous No.33564781
>>33564769
Hehe I'm not emo, I imagine that more like in a Greek way.
Anonymous No.33564782 >>33564788
>>33564755
What with the moralizing
Anonymous No.33564783
>>33564776
Yes.
Anonymous No.33564784 >>33564793 >>33564794 >>33564797 >>33564808
>>33564779
What do men who make these posts look like?
Anonymous No.33564785
>>33564779
>Boob autist is gettin g worse
Anonymous No.33564786 >>33564798
>>33564780
What changed?
Anonymous No.33564787 >>33564819
>>33564768
i find these women to be surprisingly unattractive somehow
maybe it's the retard face all of them are putting on
Anonymous No.33564788
>>33564782
OP asked for an answer lol
Anonymous No.33564789
>>33564779
If you're gonna horny post, could you at least post something that doesn't feel like an 80s porno cliche?
BlueValkyrie No.33564790 >>33564806 >>33564864
>>33564687
Harvest moon 64
Anonymous No.33564791
>>33564535
As someone who grew up in a conservative christian household I felt pretty conflicted about sex and intimacy. I partly blame my pre-pubescent exposure to porn, but to blame it all on one thing seems like a gross generalization. Even without the conservative or religious side of it, once I had gotten older and a bit more comfortable with my own sexuality I had a similar experience with a girl who would use all the innuendo and flirtiness in the world but would turn into a completely different person as soon as my hand reached below her waistline. She was from a foreign country without any Christian influence. So what I'm saying is, there's generally more to it.
>>33564565
M but rather than complaining, how does it go when you ask her something like "what do you think I'm doing wrong when I try to date girls?"
>>33564623
That's just a drone operator
>>33564663
idk when I last jerked off but last night I had a sex dream where I had intercourse with a beautiful, 6'4" giant of a middle eastern woman, cumming inside of her pussy and then again in her mouth. Afterwards I was then told by a stranger, "What the fuck is wrong with you, that's the Virgin Mary!" and I woke up not knowing how to feel anymore.
Anonymous No.33564792 >>33564801 >>33564803 >>33564811 >>33564813 >>33564818 >>33564822
Would you ever date someone whose ethnicity is one of the indigenous tribes of Antarctica?
Anonymous No.33564793 >>33564807
>>33564784
Brown skin, short
Anonymous No.33564794 >>33564807
>>33564784
fat but with erect penises
Anonymous No.33564795
Femanons, do you treat men right or do you become abusive in a relationship?
Also how would you feel about a man who was in an abusive relationship but eventually stood up for himself and left?
Anonymous No.33564796 >>33564816 >>33564831
Boys

Why haven’t you went to Japan and applied for a government issued gf for the disabled?

Start 7:00

https://youtu.be/HErf4OELzYk?si=EvUSmq4KEkSIoYjz
Anonymous No.33564797 >>33564807
>>33564784
I imagine obese and bald...
Anonymous No.33564798 >>33564815
>>33564786
Therapy.
BlueValkyrie No.33564799
>>33564687
Or wait, I can say gauntlet dark legacy, that was 2000.
Anonymous No.33564800
>>33564768
I have yellow fever, but not for any of these girls.
Anonymous No.33564801
>>33564792
Clever post. Almost funny.
Anonymous No.33564802
>>33564768
They look like they really need to shit and are some korean clones of mutant barbies.
Anonymous No.33564803
>>33564792
>Would you ever date someone whose ethnicity is one of the indigenous tribes of Antarctica?
Nordic aliens?
Anonymous No.33564804 >>33564810
>>33564774
Second quote. Mixed black/latina/white.
Anonymous No.33564806 >>33564858
>>33564790
ewwwww
Anonymous No.33564807
>>33564797
>>33564793
>>33564794
Booby Boy here, you are all wrong. But I'll let you keep guessing. :)
Anonymous No.33564808 >>33564823
>>33564784
6’5 8/10 chad just having a laff on his favorite anonymous anime board
Anonymous No.33564809
>>33564779
What tits and I’m the law!
Anonymous No.33564810
>>33564804
Hi JH
Anonymous No.33564811 >>33564817
>>33564792
>tfw no antarctic gf
Anonymous No.33564813 >>33564817
>>33564792
> he looks mogolic
No.
Anonymous No.33564815 >>33564839
>>33564798
I was referred to a psycho therapist due to being a chronic masturbator and my therapist made me wear a stainless steel anti masturbation device to stop up and entrap my penis if I start to get an erection. It was very helpful to my mental health!
Anonymous No.33564816
>>33564796
i'd feel bad about stealing gfs who rightfully belong to jap bros
Anonymous No.33564817
>>33564813
>fake history
>>33564811
>what Admiral Byrd saw beyond the Ice Wall
We must RETVRN
Anonymous No.33564818 >>33564828 >>33564831
>>33564792
>Dating one of the members of an indigenous Antarctica tribe
Wow, I'm dating one of them right now! (my gf is from antarctica, you wouldn't know her)
Anonymous No.33564819 >>33564824
>>33564787
They make bangers and dance like crazy but yeah there are a lot of idol groups that are better looking desu
Anonymous No.33564820 >>33564831 >>33564833 >>33564844 >>33564845
Men. Why do you have the sunken eyes and solemn, blunted facial expression of a kratom addict?
Anonymous No.33564822
>>33564792
Anonymous No.33564823 >>33564859
>>33564808
Are you the stemcel who can't sustain a relationship?
Anonymous No.33564824 >>33564838 >>33564860
>>33564819
post some attractive ones
Anonymous No.33564825
>>33564687
M
StarFox 64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv5qzMtLE60
D 4444 No.33564826
>>33564654
yes you can! I'll make sure you don't fall
Anonymous No.33564828 >>33564837
>>33564818
Saying your gf/bf is from a far away place is code for being homosexually gay and barely in the closet. Anyone who's ever seen a production of Grease knows that.
Anonymous No.33564831
>>33564796
>Why haven’t you went to Japan
Too expensive
Also I don't speak Japanese
>>33564818
Your gf's from Antarctica? She seemed a bit cold when I met her...
>>33564820
Nothing to smile about in my life
Anonymous No.33564833 >>33564843 >>33564849 >>33564853
>>33564820
I'm 31 years old, never had a gf, was a virgin until 28, have no friends, and basically never even get a hug from a woman. I also get an average of ~4 hours of sleep each night
D 4444 No.33564835 >>33564862
>>33564663
I have lucid dreams almost all the time I don't think it has nothing to do with masturbation some people just don't lucid dream
not that I fap all the time btw that's not what I'm saying
Anonymous No.33564837
>>33564828
yeah well anyone who's ever seen a production of grease is also homosexually gay and barely in the closet
Anonymous No.33564838 >>33564854 >>33564860
>>33564824
She looks like a boy.
What are white men doing?
Anonymous No.33564839
>>33564815
I don't think Larkin Love is licensed to practice therapy, bro.
Anonymous No.33564840 >>33564850 >>33564851
Men, what would you do if another man keeps chasing you around and screaming "I'm going to jerk you off, you little shit! Come here so I can masturbate you, bitch!"
D 4444 No.33564841
>>33564694
>Oh fair enough
>Hope they do a good job
me too, I hope they finish soon, it's been an hour, thankfully it's not very hot today but like I don't want to start doing something only to be interrupted
Anonymous No.33564843 >>33564860
>>33564833
>average of ~4 hours of sleep each night
Wierd. I actually get 10 hours every night if don't drink coffee.
Anonymous No.33564844 >>33564855
>>33564820
>sunken eyes
years of my life spent working too hard and too much while sleeping too little
>blunted facial expression of a kratom addict
i don't feel much anymore but i do find serenity in staring into the void
Anonymous No.33564845 >>33564855
>>33564820
>Men. Why do you have the sunken eyes and solemn, blunted facial expression of a kratom addict?
It's been rough, femanon.
Anonymous No.33564846 >>33564860
I need to move and soon I need to quit my job and move get me the fuck out of here I need to go
Anonymous No.33564849 >>33564856
>>33564833
>posting here at 3PM
Ihatewomen anon jobless confirmed
Anonymous No.33564850
>>33564840
humiliate him by pulling down my pants and showing how not hard i am. he'll be ruined.
Anonymous No.33564851
>>33564840
Give him the glock glock 9000
Anonymous No.33564852 >>33564861
What does it mean if I said yes to a fwb relationship with a guy and then he ghosted me ?
Anonymous No.33564853
>>33564833
I wish I were you. I sleep like 12 hours a day and wake up feeling tired. No matter how much I sleep I feel tired. And I need to sleep a lot.
Anonymous No.33564854
>>33564838
>What are white men doing?
picking the ugly woman who made up for it with her ability to deepthroat and performatively gargle cum over the beautiful pillow princess who doesn't believe she should try to improve at sex
Anonymous No.33564855
>>33564844
>>33564845
>niggas when they have to do their own laundry and have a job
Anonymous No.33564856
>>33564849
Working from home today because they're tearing out and rebuilding the stairs outside my apartment.
D 4444 No.33564857
>>33564687
M
there's a lot but I'll say majora's mask and final fantasy 4
BlueValkyrie No.33564858
>>33564806
You're gonna piss femanons off in my age range, m8. For many that was the first dating sim.
Anonymous No.33564859
>>33564823
Uhh, yes. How do you know that
Anonymous No.33564860
>>33564838
She's pretty cute lol I'd date her desu
>>33564824
Idk brev NewJeans is all-around GOATed though
>>33564843
>Wierd. I actually get 10 hours every night
And you still can't spell jk
Well everyone's different
>>33564846
Don't quit your job yet, you might need the money
Hope you can move eventually tho
Iktf I need to gtfo out here too, the people I live with def make my mental health worse desu
Anonymous No.33564861
>>33564852
he died from happiness when you said yes
Anonymous No.33564862
>>33564835
They don't REALLY have to be lucid dreams, they just have to be relatively vivid sex dreams. I started taking melatonin recently and after decades of never consistently dreaming I now have or at least remember dreams nearly every night so I figure it's worth a shot to see if I can have one, I've never really had sex dreams but I've also jerked off several times per week for my entire life, and most of that was spent not having or remembering any dreams.
D 4444 No.33564864
>>33564790
oh I love that game so much!