Maybe slavery is bad? Maybe the unicorns across the world have a point about that? You know?

>>23128702
Something something they're gonna horrifically torture me in the future
>>23128713
I act on what the voices make me do 24/7. Technically I'm always under their control and they've simply chosen not to throw me off the balcony.

>>12470130
Accurate

>>12432328
They're not useless they give me information I otherwise wouldn't have known sometimes but they're domineering and scary and don't pull punches.
>>12432338
I think I'll just do whatever the gayliens tell me to do

>>12430791
I don't wanna get raped again

>>12423303
I'm constantly mind-controlled by gayliens and they usually don't let me. I simply can't play the video game.

>>12422109
I am gonna get married soon you know

>>12414505
Yes please I live at unit 21 2 st bernards road magill SA Australia 5072 please come kill me at your earliest convenience

>>22932665
I'm smarter than I thought I guess

I'm schizophrenic. I exist for the entertainment purposes of unironic aliens. AMA

>>12397772
Evil shitposter gods unironically rule my reality

>>12396200
>pick one and only one.
>implying I get to make decisions
>>12396204
"magic" is just science we don't understand

>>12392797
You hacked my fucking washing machine and my alarm clock don't pretend like you need an image you're obviously an alien ffs

>>12392676
They must be protected at all fuzzy costs

>>12388044
What do I have to gain from this?

My nightmare? I'm cursed, my girlfriend is more cursed, and she's gonna shit in my mouth one day and there's nothing I can do to stop it

What do you have to be thankful for s4s? I am thankful for the fact that I am not currently being set on fire

>>12380864
>living in the woods as an absolute animal
don't do that, that would be retarded
>going back to work as a warehouse logistics specialist
nah, take it easy
>kill myself
I highly, highly, HIGHLY recommend this option (seriously)
>just do nothing until someone sends me to the mental hospital again
otherwise do this. Just chill man.

>>12378699
I'm pretty sure everyone goes to hell

>>12337947
No like seriously don't waste your time. Just get off the computer if they get too much.

>>12337799
Listen here sir I need to die as quickly as humanly possible and if you'll help me commit sudoku I'll pay you literally all my money and you can have my gaming PC and my cat