if you died today would u go to heaven or hell?

>>12378699 (OP)
I'm pretty sure everyone goes to hell

I'm already in hell. There's no exit.

>>12378701
everyone deserves to go to hell but not everyone goes to hell, more people go to hell than heaven but still.. people go to heaven
>>12378702
this world isnt hell its the world, yeah theres suffering in the world but that doesnt mean its hell

I noticed this thread and the song Spirit in the Sky started playing on my YouTube mix. Freaky

fruit aisle

>>12378699 (OP)
I would go to check your dubs

>>12378706
Good thing I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and saviour

>>12378712
if God asked you why he should let you in heaven what would u say

>>12378710
more like vegetables

>>12378702
same desu
>>12378706
its hell im afraid

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12378717
if it was hell nothing good would be in the world

>>12378699 (OP)
this is nice board

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12378721
So-called good things are just to make us suffer more when they're taken from us.

>>12378721
name five good things

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12378713
I'd ask him why he's so fucking retarded and tell him to let me in.

heaven or las vegas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KnYw4EwYGc

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12378726
its much better to have good things that dont last (in heaven every good thing is everlasting) than no good thing at all
>>12378733
love
relationships
life
nature
bible
>>12378736
this doesnt seem like something someone who trusts in Jesus would say

>>12378751

An old woman sold rice at the crossroads. A monk approached.
"Tell me," he said, "is this the road to heaven or hell?"
She filled his bowl. "That depends - are you coming or going?"
"I am on a pilgrimage to find enlightenment."
"Then you're walking in circles," she said. "This is the same crossroads where you begged for rice yesterday."
The monk looked around, confused. Everything seemed different, yet exactly the same.
The old woman winked. "Heaven and hell have the same address. It's the residents who change."


Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12378751
well i dont like any of those things

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

go back there

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12378751
He's a bit too mysterious for my liking

Nothing is crueller than false hope. A man who hopes for salvation will retain the capacity to despair when denied it; he who has given up on all hope will be unmoved. Therefore he must never be allowed to stop hoping.

>>12378773
If I was to die today, I would probably go to heaven or paradise, though idk.

if i died today i dont htink id go to heven :(.... but im trying i really am pls lord

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12378807
What if it was Islam all along? Have you read the Quran?

>>12378833
it wasnt they just want to assimilate you into the radio and turn you and your children into retards
they also turn the world heritage sites gay and their asshole children are all stalkers

>>12378813
No matter how hard u try good works will never bring u to heaven, faith and trust in Jesus Christ fully is the only thing that brings you to heaven and when your faith and trust is in Jesus you can be certain 100% your going to heaven

THEY SAY THAT LIFE'S A CAROUSEL SPINNING FAST, YOU GOTTA RIDE IT WELL THE WORLD IS FULL OF KINGS AND QUEENS WHO BLIND YOUR EYES AND STEAL YOUR DREAMS IT'S hEaVeN AnD HeLl

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im mormon and I would get my own planet to rule

>>12379225
Mormonism is a lie from Satan man

>>12379211
>>12378733
>>12378722
>>12378711
>>12378833
dubs, that's all I'm checking for now. I'm tired, goodnight

>>12379211
dubs confirm
>>12379238
t.not getting his own planet to rule
>>12379825
thank you for your service

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