Guess who just got completely locked out of the entire Karlach content... me.
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Guess I'll date the frog then. Fuck's sake.

Currently in a taxi being driven to the hospital for an emergency testicular torsion operation. I made a thread yesterday complaining about pain, so I use the same OP pic again, so the 5 anons who watched it have context.
Stay safe bros. It can hit anyone.
>tfw I only got medical attention after about 36 hours
Statistically, my left nut is fucking gone. Fuck my life. Goodbye testosterone production, I guess.

My left nut hurts like crazy and I don't know why. More specifically that thing by which is ball is attached. Fuck it hurts. I'm scared. Is it maybe because I go commando and don't wear boxer shorts lately?