She's a model and she's loo
king good

I'm on a massive Kraftwerk kick lately, I love the optimism and the feeling of listening to something important. I envision the future the way they do, as something worth getting excited for albeit not too excited.

Obviously I'll never brag about being single and childless at my age but the near-infinite amount of free time I'll have for the rest of my life is a triumph I will enjoy thoroughly.

>>12627685
Stay mad lol.

>>12620921
Ok but don't 4get tuck her in

Unc vibes.

Listen to your uncs, we know what's best.

>>12612024
I would bury her face in sand then fuck her ass after I was done I would stuff sea shells in her cunt

>>12606521
This gentleman gets it.

>>215483333
nc reluc mind control

I'm a sexy motherfucking nigga

>>12584958
You should take a piss on that soyjak.grave.

>>12584525
That's actually how I piss.
I get up there+ piss down they call me the pisser.

I'm blasted off Kratom

>>12581203
I'm not going to lie I would fuck you.

>>215297383
neck

>>12574883
Work?? Somebody on 4chan works?

Wish could do it on here but /ck/ + /pol/ I am.
Don't go on / ck/ much because it's all little faggots that nurse on there daddy's dickhead.

A rhythm arcade opened recently near me and I've been going several times a week to play nostalgia.

For the oldfags on the other side, how are the gender reveal parties, how are the weddings? What time you waking up?

For the oldfags on the other side, how are the gender reveal parties, how are the weddings? What time you waking up?

Top 5 Coldplay jams
1. Yellow
2. Paradise
3. Lovers in Japan
4. Talk
5. Sparks

Your unc is here, your unc has your back, your unc supports you. Love ya kiddo.

>>214674558
they hate us cuz they anus

>>214666962
nah

One day I'm gonna wake up from this dream, it'll be 2004 again and I'll be playing Yugioh with my friends. This is all just a big misunderstanding.

If you're pissed off about what's been happening lately and you actually want to do something about it, now is the time to go offline. You know there's only glowies, jeets and chinks telling you that you won't do shit when you can actually do a hell of a lot because there's a lot of young disenfranchised guys like out there who are making big plans and you know what? They want you on the team.

LIVIN LA VITA LOCA

>>214302583
violent drunk sex with skinny girls that smell like clove cigarettes

thirdies will never know how good it feels to wake up white and american

>>214272984
>Invite only your best buds
>Boys night out
>Fairly comfy room with an attic like aesthetic
>Big wooden dinner table
>Diet coke, iced tea, and some blue alcohol on the table
>Yummy teriyaki chicken, shrimp, and eggrolls, and cinnamon rolls served
>Chat with Sandler and the actor guy from Saw and Princess Bride
>Get roasted by Jeff Ross and Bill Burr, and make fun of Burr a lil
>See Carrey do the funniest impressions

The only thing I'd be suspicious about is Seth Green and Kimmel nearby. I wish my birthdays were this comfy and tasty...

I WAS LYING ON THE GRASS
ON SUNDAY MORNING OF LAST WEEK
INDULGING IN MY SELF DEFEAT

>>149246669
Sorry pal, but 4chan is frog country.