One day I'm gonna wake up from this dream, it'll be 2004 again and I'll be playing Yugioh with my friends. This is all just a big misunderstanding.

If you're pissed off about what's been happening lately and you actually want to do something about it, now is the time to go offline. You know there's only glowies, jeets and chinks telling you that you won't do shit when you can actually do a hell of a lot because there's a lot of young disenfranchised guys like out there who are making big plans and you know what? They want you on the team.

LIVIN LA VITA LOCA

>>214302583
violent drunk sex with skinny girls that smell like clove cigarettes

thirdies will never know how good it feels to wake up white and american

>>214272984
>Invite only your best buds
>Boys night out
>Fairly comfy room with an attic like aesthetic
>Big wooden dinner table
>Diet coke, iced tea, and some blue alcohol on the table
>Yummy teriyaki chicken, shrimp, and eggrolls, and cinnamon rolls served
>Chat with Sandler and the actor guy from Saw and Princess Bride
>Get roasted by Jeff Ross and Bill Burr, and make fun of Burr a lil
>See Carrey do the funniest impressions

The only thing I'd be suspicious about is Seth Green and Kimmel nearby. I wish my birthdays were this comfy and tasty...

I WAS LYING ON THE GRASS
ON SUNDAY MORNING OF LAST WEEK
INDULGING IN MY SELF DEFEAT

>>149246669
Sorry pal, but 4chan is frog country.