Thread 149233906

Headlines - June 17, 2025

Aaron Rodgers plans to sign with Steelers, sources say
This is our last day of publishing
Chargers sign Bud Dupree to contract extension
Derek Carr retired because he didn't want to sit and 'take the Saints' money
J.K. Dobbins set to visit Broncos
Saquon Barkley may retire ‘out of nowhere’ like his favorite player, Barry Sanders
Ravens OC Todd Monken on Zay Flowers: 'We've just got to get him the ball more'
Steelers tight end Donald Parham tears Achilles tendon at OTA workout
Texans not concerned about Stroud's limitations at OTAs
Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs in danger of forfeiting $500K
Patriots reportedly agree to terms with No. 4 overall pick Will Campbell on four-year contract
Cole Kmet was initially 'taken aback' by Bears drafting Colston Loveland but sees team's vision
Vikings DE Jim Marshall dies at 87

Go Rams!
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My Steelers :)

>The Ravens are the best team in the NFL, maybe ever!
>It’s just not the Chiefs’ year! Mahomes just doesn’t have the weapons!
>ACK!

>>149233975
This year he'll have enough help

FUCK THROWIN DA BALL

>>149234049
This is a bad sign for the NFL, I fear

>>149234079
Every white QB who can grow out their hair is going to Anakin max thanks to JJ McCarthy

>>149234208
>JJ McCarthy
Unironically, what has JJ even done to warrant all the dick sucking Kangzfags have given him?
Is it just NFCNkeks setting themself up as always?

>>149234301
it's vikings keks prepping themselves for a decade of playoff losses

My Raiders are gonna win 10 games

>>149234301
I don’t get it either. He is a potato.

>>149234301
He's a handsome young man and he did win the NFCCG. We just haven't seen him play in the NFL yet. I'm not a Kangz fan but I think all his mental health shit is a massive red flag.

Say you're putting together a team and Stroud or Love are your choices for QB. Who are you taking?

McSharty almost died against my Raiders 4-13 defense in a preseason game. His bussy will get wrecked in a real game

>>149234487
>he did win the NFCCG
Am I taking crazy pills?

Well my brother's going to Israel, he can't say where. Why are we involved magapedes?

>>149234594
Some fans live in their world

>>149234528
If Stroud was a packer they would have made an owl

Dumb question Stroud easy

>>149234528
Love
>>149234649
Doesn’t know ball whatsoever. The Texans had a better roster than the Packers by far

>>149234604
No excuses for any of these teams if they don't have a winning record. They all have literally everything they need.

>Tries to score a touchdown on my Chiefies
Not so fast!

>>149234696
>They all have literally everything they need.
I can think of one place the Ravens could improve...

The kiwi is lurking and seething at this thread right now

>>149234805
Lameme can't handle ice or cold weather in general. He's always bundled up like it's absolutely freezing

handle this bussy

>>149234862
Reminder to Kiwicels that Thro Pix is totally overrated. At best, he just stayed out of the way when need be. Your only highlights from him are when he beat the BROWNS. Then, when the Donkeys were one win away from the playoffs, he choked two games before beating backups and then getting dumpstered by the Bills
Blo Dix will slump and the Ponies miss the playoffs
>>149234881
It's doubly funny since he plays in Baltimore and they just rejected a plan for a new domed stadium

>>149235039
Good post.

>>149234604
God, imagine having all that help, a Super Bowl winning coach, and a MVP QB and yet they can't get out of the division round??

>>149233954
holy based

>>149234862
Hopefully he's alseep, dude loves ban evading which takes like 10 minutes to do after and ip change just to be obnoxious about Bo Nix. There has to be more productive ways to spend your Wednesday morning.

>>149235286
>there has to be more productive ways to spend your Wednesday morning
like saving images of men's asses to your computer and posting them in /sp/ by mistake instead of /hm/?

>>149235378
Don't kink shame, bro.

>>149235039
>Theo Pix is overrated
He's completely slept on if you ask me

I vote we EAT all tripfags like in the Chinamen revolution

>>149235228
Erm, actually, Lamar HAS made it out of the divisional round. In fact, he's played in a CCG a whopping ONE time!

>>149235428
How so?

>>149235440
Omg I am so sorry. He won??

>>149235436
don't bother, they'd all taste like what they eat daily: semen

>>149235436
I bet it's like A5 Wagyu...

>>149235436
The what now

>>149235516
He reminds me a lot of Josh Allen. He's tall, he can run well, he's mostly accurate and he can throw dragons. When his draft class was up everyone said he had no arm which just isn't true. We'll see since of course, he only has one season under his belt but they were really shitting on him before that draft.

>>149235576
By golly back in the day them goshdern chinks that threw the government over went around munchin on borjwazee full throttle. I’m talkin gullets full of their fellow man

>>149235634
The biggest thing Bo Nix has over Allen is Bo isn't on a loser, cursed team.

>>149235522
Erm... well, uh, he would have if he had more help!

>>149235634
1. Every QB in the league except Tua can make that throw
2. It was a bad decision and should have been intercepted

>>149235703
Hahahaha Mac Jones uhoh stinky!

>>149235634
>Your only highlights from him are when he beat the BROWNS
BTW anyone with half a brain know that's a horrible throw to make

>>149235719
3. I was drunk, I don't know
4. She was hoah
5. I AM LUCIUS MAXIMUS AURELLIUS, HERO OF ROME!!!
6. Ginny Sack... had a mole on her ass... that weighed 90 pounds.
7. It was the coke, I shoulda never started on that shit
8. I'M A MADE GUY!!!

>>149235765
Have one against the Bakerneers then

>>149235824
>>>/reddit.com/

>>149235838
Damn what an arm… truly the next Aaron Rodgers

>>149235850
>/the_sopranos

>>149235882
...zest status?

>>149235882
That was just deciding not to throw when he noticed there was a missed block and someone was behind him and his line helped get him through with a run. Go suck more Mahomie cock

>>149235838
Fair enough. I don't think Bo is bad or anything, I just don't think he's nearly as good as people (mostly the Kiwi) have been saying

>>149235941
It was sad how much the Jets team believed in Rodgers and clung to him for hope just to have another typical Jets season, and then he left

>>149235956
It’s quality footage of 0-2 Bo Nix unexpectedly using his mediocre 40 year old legs to do what his arm can’t, sure

>>149233585
>Atlanta's QB is legit
We haven't seen enough to be sure. And his knee could re-explode at any moment.

>>149235969
Just imagine Shittsburg rn thinking they're gonna be different.

>>149235959
The Aussie is a bit embarrassing with his Nix posting, I'll admit that. He's stealing all my webms anyway.

>Chicago Bears star QB Caleb Williams says he was not interested in girls as a kid because he was too locked into football.
>In seventh grade, a girl asked him to call her, and Caleb told her, “I’ve got to train.”

This nigga gay as fuck. If he was elite I'd get why he told her no but he's a mid QB and gay as fuck, using football as an excuse.

>>149235969
The Jets have so many embarrassing things happen to them. I don't hate them, I just feel bad for them

MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD

>>149236153
Well yeah. He's a complete momma's boy and she used to paint his nails as a kid because she worked at a salon and practiced on him. His dad is probably gay too.

Rasm

Who cares if Caleb Williams is gay? There's nothing faggier than worrying about where another man puts his dick.

>>149234301
I know a beautiful trans girl who loves the Vikings so I want them to do well

>>149236616
I suppose something inside me says "God bless", who gives a shit? I had a second chance, why shouldn't he?

>>149236692
Always be an ally, kindness costs nothing.

>>149233906 (OP)
Rams lift this genny up

>>149233906 (OP)
>Cole Kmet was initially 'taken aback' by Bears drafting Colston Loveland but sees team's vision

reminder that coach johnson likes offenses with 2 starting caliber running backs AND 2 starting caliber tight ends, so colston is likely the new la porta

A true rams fan would be participating in the fiery, but mostly peaceful LA ri-protests and not shitposting on /sp/.

Burrbros...

>>149236886
As fake as yuge crowds showing up to DC for that embarrassing 'parade'.

>haha caleb wasn't interested in girls in 7th grade
NOBODY was interested in girls in 7th grade. People only start caring about that shit in high school. This means nothing.

>>149236886
>Implying I can't multitask

>>149236973
Did you make that post before or after you got your testicle shattered by the Trumpstapo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR68Dg54q64

>>149236153
Disregard females
Acquire ball

>>149237031
Neither.

>>149236900
I did the exact same thing but with anime

>>149236886
Kek

>>149236900
I did this but with men

>>149236950
>NOBODY was interested in girls in 7th grade
Legit its okay(not really) to be gay

>>149237351
Nothing wrong with being an ally.

>>149234301
Lions fan here and I’m more concerned about the Vikings if ZoomZoom McCarthy is good, then I am about the Packers, whose dick everybody seems to be sucking for some reason.

>>149236950
You're a homo too. What kind of queer didn't have a crush in 7th grade?

>>149234862
I like the Kiwi guy, as he likes the Lions.

>>149236900
Well then adopt T-Law's mentality, shake off the past and win this shit. I love how sports can extend to life bussy lessons.

>>149236900
>star quarterback
That's a stretch

>being too busy get your nails painted by your mom to call a girl interested in you at school

Gay as fuck

stretch this bussy

>>149237225
thanks doggo

fuck this bussy

>>149237388
Kek go smoke a pole fagboy

smoke this bussy

>>149237754
>>149237870
>>149237901
Present it.

>>149237388
When are you and the kiwi going to fuck? Little faggot go be gay somewhere else

>>149237929
Kill yourself

kill this bussy

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Bussykill this killbussy

Kill this bussy.

>>149237485
>whose dick everybody seems to be sucking for some reason.
Yeah I also think the Packers are being overrated, however I get why. It's because the rest of the NFCN has big unknowns. Vikings have GayGay, Lions have new OC/DC, Bears have a new HC. I think people bet on the Packers out of reliability, but I also think they're wrong. IMO, >you win the division again

In this thread you can really tell it's a month before training camp...

>>149238234
only true ballknowers are around now

>>149238005
When the little bitch leaves his NEET pad.

What a faggot tripfag, complete biological dead end

gap run or zone run scheme?

>>149238827
Gap all day.

Gap this bussy

>>149238440
I can safely say that there will be no slump without being assaulted by a critical lack of ball knowledge

assault this bussy

STOP TALKING ABOUT BUSSY

>>149238734
You'd be surprised.

>>149237641
>a stretch
I think that’s what he’s looking for

stretch this bussy

Is brown pussy bussy? Like if I bring my Latina wife to a Patriots game then am I bringing bussy to the game?

>>149239447
Is that Temujin before the weight gain?

>>149239447
You bring bussy to the game regardless of who you're with

>>149239457
Not enough tattoos.

surprise this bussy

>>149239481
>aaronrodgersandkevin.tiff

look for this bussy

Bradysknee how you feelin about our Pats this season? I'm thinking 9 wins and a wild card loss

>>149239550
I did 10 in the previous thread, but I can see 9 wins. I think a playoff showing would be good but depending on who they face they could win.

feel this bussy

face this bussy

>>149239372
i already said this
>>149237754
get your own material

>>149239583
I can just feel us playing the Bills and losing in the WC. But I'll take that for the first year under Vrabel. After how shit the last few seasons have been I just want us to not be a laughing stock every game we play. I really think we could potentially have a top 5, 10 defense. As long as the offense can score we'll be good.

>>149239677
A big wildcard this year is Allen's health. He's approaching that age where shit starts to break down, especially how hard he plays.

>>149239347
Nobody believes your delusions kiwifucker

Bears think they have an offense. I’ve heard that before
Lions lost both coordinators and their OL is weakened.
Vikings are starting a rookie QB.
Yeah, I’m thinking my Puckers are walking away with this division.

>>149240103
>Pass rushed Goof
>0 Snaps McSharty
>Any Bears QB ever

believe in this bussy

kys bitchcuck

break down this bussy

>a supposed married man with kids talks about fucking schizo tripfags on the internet
El oh el

>>149239947
That’s a good one! Maybe even better than the Chiefs AI poster’s

better this bussy

>>149240447
Y-you too...

>>149240520
No u

talk about this bussy

Mahomes has already surpassed Montana’s career number of playoff wins. Fun fact

>>149240901
Muttholmes poster BTFO

*braaaaaaaaaaaap*
>Oh geez now that's what I call stinky!!
*plop*

I got a stat for you
3 rings in 5 tries

>>149241067
In 7 seasons! :O

>>149241064
That's not real.

I got a stat for you
4 rings in 4 tries

>>149241127
17 > 16

4 > 3

16 seasons > 7 seasons

0 > 2

>Mahomes isn't the best, he's ONLY the 2nd or 3rd best!!!
Reminder that this is the best /sp/ can do against your hero, Patrick Mahomes Jr.

Rasm gonna win another owl next year I cant wait

imagine throwing an interception in a super bowl lmfao

7 syllable M name = 7 syllable M name

>>149241209
Hurtssisters...

>>149241210
*LETTER fuck
Not syllable I know
FUCK

NOOOOOOOOOO I POSTED CRINGE NOOOOOOO

>>149241090
Of course not! The Chiefs were going to be crowned the greatest team of all time after the beating the Eagles!! How could the greatest team of all time be losing to Jalen Hurts by 34 points in the 4th quarter???? He's not even good!!!!!!!!

>getting "connection error" when I try to post with an image
>can post normally withput a problem
Hmmm I wonder.

>>149241238
I can’t believe the Chiefs can’t win the super bowl every single season ugh true frauds

Test

>>149241196
We’re talking about the Chiefs actually

>>149241193
>2nd or 3rd best
4 quarterbacks have more rings. 6 quarterbacks have more MVPs. 8 quarterbacks have more 1st team all pros. 17 have more pro bowls. hes not even top 5

Did someone break 4chan again? Lmfao

break this bussy

>>149234862
Ahahahahahhahaha you really are obsessed you pathetic mutt

>>149241415
the picture that strikes fear into the mutt

>>149241338
>4 quarterbacks have more rings
Brady, Montana, Bradshaw, and who?
>other awards
Media nonsense. Rings matter

>>149241338
lol retard

>>149234604
They're all doing pretty well, to be quite perfectly fair and honest with you.

Webm test

>>149241067
error: aura not found

test this bussy

Find this bussy

Strike this bussy

>>149241491
Bart Starr
>uhh those don't count because uhhhh... uhhhhhhh

>>149241637
lmao retard

>>149241637
I count 2 rings

two anti-football faggots above me

Bart Bust

two in this bussy

>>149241491
Rings are a team award. Pat Mahomes is just a modern day Troy Aikman being carried by a HOF coach and defence. Good? Of course. Greatest of all time? You'd have to be a lifelong NFL fan of 5 years or something to believe nonsense like that

STOP POSTING ABOUT BUSSY

>>149241730
Stop this bussy

POST ABOUT THIS BUSSY SPECIFICALLY

>>149241727
Unironically, you know the least ball of anyone I’ve ever seen itg, which is saying a lot. Total retard at all times

Rasm

>>149241761
>When ugly women have AGP

>>149241727
I was going to say "by what metric should we judge then?" but I realized you would reply "imagine using metrics, just feel bro" which means you have nothing to stand on because Mahomes in the GOAT and you'll keep coping 1000 years from now

judge this bussy

If the Chiefs somehow drafted Baker Mayfield in 2018 instead of Mahomes in 2017 they'd have either the same amount of Superbowl wins or more and I say this objectively. Mahomes is merely a product of his environment

how can one be the GOAT when there are at a minimum three other players in the position that were greater?

I think its really wierd and it says alot about the state of this place when anons can spam offtopic faggot remarks and people who dont report them and find them amusing somehow.

amuse this bussy

>>149241851
True. GOAT means greatest of all time (I looked it up) and Mahomes isn't even the best at his position so he's immediately disqualified from that kind of discussion and I say this objectively

>minimum three other
maximum 2

Position this bussy

Sorry lifelong fan of 6 years or something but Peyton is still greater. Maybe Mahomes will surpass him, but one extra ring doesn't do it just yet.

>played longer
>won less
Yeah, soooooooooooo much better

>>149241838
Yeah we know you say that objectively because you don’t fucking know ball whatsoever idiot. Andy Reid had decades to dominate the league with quarterbacks better than your fucking mancrush and did not do shit. “Mahomes is merely a product of his environment” while elevating both his coach and his franchise to unprecedented success. Numbnuts

John Dorsey built the Chiefs roster up for years drafting multiple future Hall of Famers (Kelce, Hill, Jones,) so that by the time they took Mahomes all he had to do was not fuck up and they were Superbowl bound every year. Remember to thank Dorsey the real GOAT not lil pat

>>149241959
pretty sure peyton has more wins than the mahomie bro.

all the boys in these here threads are mighty peculiar, especially you bussy boys

>>149241914
She found the Dude Wipes, didn't she? It's okay bro, happens to all of us.
You'll be back on your feet in no time, chin up, king.

>>149241967
Have you said thank you today? It's important to be grateful

>>149242010
Might want to google that one bro dog

>>149242010
Does he have more wins when it mattered?

>>149242010
Shocking that the one who played longer has more wins

>>149242037
it is confirmed

>>149242072
Good job now google sarcasm big homie my main man

>>149242072
>lower PCT
>lower YDS/G
YAMERO PETYONSISSIES

>>149242062
it's not that shocking, i don't know why they would claim mahomes had more wins. pretty weird actually

>>149242072
I've seen enough. The debate is over. Mahomes simply isn't on this level and likely never will be

>le epic meme of nu /nfl/ is offtopic posting about man ass
I wonder about the mental state of some of you people

>>149242114
Good question. Compare playoff wins

>>149242138
why did the goalposts suddenly get shifted

>>149242158
They didn’t. Are you able to confirm that the player that played far longer won less in the playoffs (and therefore, colloquially, “won less”) or would you rather change the topic?

>>149242182
if you meant won less in the playoffs then you should have started with that. say what you mean my man

>>149242228
I’m not the one who said it my best homie and perfect comrade

For me, it's Steve Young. You look at his stats and it looks like 2020s vs hamstrung defenses stats, but he was doing it in the 1990s. A true dual threat QB too.

The only thing pattie cuckatini is potentially the "GOAT" at is diddling kids. Brady still probably clips him there too

>>149242327
Please kys, not a funny joke

>>149242327
Whoa, is that photo real?? No wonder the commentators call him Pat "Diddy Joe Biden" Mahomes.

Also, captcha confirms.

>>149242327
Please lys, very funny joke

>>149242376
It's true. You can see the pure visceral joy on his face. This is what Chiefs fans really support and I say this objectively

>>149242327
>getting a kiss from a kid means you're a diddler
Every accusation is a confession

>>149242339
>Please kys

It's spelled kiss

>>149242399
And we can see in the photo she already has a child herself. Shit's fucked up.

>>149242444
Don’t try to banter with me. It’s a gross joke to make of a real child who is probably sick and thrilled to meet a hero, only a mutated fuck up would try to pervert that kind of moment. I don’t care if we’re on muh edgy internet site, you’re a loser

>>149242479
I agree with this ngl

>offtopic faggot spam befofe
>legit schizoposting now
Really not gonna get any better is it heh

• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>second to Brady
Oh man, what a scathing critique

>>149242479
lol calm down

>>149242532
What are you talmbout “ngl” it’s no debate, it crosses a line. You have to be an actual orc to think that’s funny. Keep it to ball
The kiwi has a lifelong enemy now, I’ve stuck up for him before too

>>149242554
Some real beauties on that fit bird

>>149242327
>>149242399
>>149242444
Nah like seriously man you need to get help before you spiral. No joke, please your phone down for today

>>149242590
>Random other kiwi enters the thread, excited to learn about American football
>Chiefs anon immediately eviscerates him without mercy

>>149242479
>joking about somebody being a pedo is too far
>telling someone to kill themself is fine

Kek I love you weakmind little tourists. Always try to claim the morale high ground and decide what is or isn't funny. Why don't you suck my asshole you triggered mutt

>>149242641
My God, look at that pterodactyl claw.

claw this bussy

>>149242590
You dropped this reddit gold, my good sir

>>149242652
(citation needed)

>y-youve gone too far!!!!!

Oopsie did I make ya seethe little tourist?

>>149242669
Why don’t you read a book actual retard, tired of your illiterate subhuman bullshit. You eclipse someone, you don’t “clips” them. “Themself” is not a word. It’s moral, not “morale”. Low IQ is correlated with low “morales” btw, and you’re a textbook example

>you can't joke about that KILL YOURSELF FREAKING KILL YOURSELF!!!

How old are you lil bro? Did pattie cuckatini diddle you as well?

>>149242727
t. Diddled by pattie

Do you think he’s normally on meds?

On second thought, let’s not give the kiwi attention. Tis a silly anon.

>>149242727
This paragraph is littered with errors. Just sayin'

>>149242563
Truth nvke ngl tbqh

Nuke this bussy

>>149242849
Retard

>>149242925
You're soft lol.

>ban evading
janny's knee, clean up after your boyfriend

>>149242943
You’re literally retarded

>>149242968
I can’t imagine why such an upstanding citizen and credit to humanity would ever be banned!

60-0 soon

>redditor wojaks saved on your pc
this threads homosexuality is off the charts

>Retard
>Freak
>Stupid
>You’re soft lol. << See my punctuation, Mother? I am very intelligent.
>Retard
>Nah that’s you
>Reddit
>Rammies!
>Kill yourself
>Faggot
>Loser
>Retard

*brap*

see this bussy

so how about that football huh

>>149243124
Based youngCHAD

>>149243094
Now that they've broken up with KC, who are the refs getting with next?

>>149243124
Thank you for the summary. This added a lot to the genny.

If you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen

Trip on Youngcuck

Arod GODGERS will lead my steelies to the OWL this year

>>149243197
Thank you. Could I interest you in a spot of dick?

>>149243222
Rodgers to the Ramdgers

>>149243222
OH N-

>>149243204
Since the sites come back they did something to the tripcodes so its pointless for me now they already retired it

>>149243292
Rather, it is actually you whom did some-thing to the trip codes.

>>149243222
Calm down.

Heh now its giving me a connection error again when I try and post media..i was able to before after switching some settings for a moment

https://i.imgur.com/nFOQvK8.jpeg

name a less deserving fanbase than the vikings.

>>149243448
Just keep trying to post. I'm getting that too and it sometimes takes a few tries but the post goes through eventually

Chiefs are finally starting to regress, right? So can it finally be the Bills turn to play in an Owl without having to worry about getting past KC first?

Kek what could be causing this

>>149243504
not if the Blackest HC in the league has anything to say about it

>>149243504
Their season was horrible and they pretty much only won from dumb luck or reffies. Mahomes is also a fat blob now.

>>149243580
lul

>>149243314
But that requires you to have made a custom trip like Temjuin. Thats a special breed of attention a woman like her needs

>acknowledging trip fags
Maybe just ignore them and they'll go away

This is our year, eses

>>149243803
>dementia riddled Pete Carroll
>absolutely washed Geno
Good luck

>>149243504
They lost their entire offense and offensive gameplan outside of a rookie 145 pound receiver and had their best record in franchise history and still went to the super bowl, but yes next year with weapons they should be worse than ever good post

>>149243870
Gyno just needed more help

>>149244024
Female energy

>vicucks actually think an injury prone rookie zoomer is going to help their team
lmao McCarthy was the worst QB on the board and they passed on Bo Nix, who took a dogshit Denver team to the playoffs, to get him. McCarthy was genuinely a 2nd round talent and probably would have still been there had they just taken literally anyone else.

>>149243580
The Last Nigga on Earth, starring Mike McDaniel.

>>149243222
he will lead the stealers to a bathhouse

>>149244177
McCarthy is a great quarterback.

>>149244314
lel

>>149244177
>a dogshit Denver team
?? thro pix was carried by his defense and O-line

>>149244177
Truth nvke. old bulbhead Kwesi ngubu can't draft for shit

>>149244314
He made 10 completions in Michigan's Natty. 10 fucking completions.

JJ McCarthy is the only QB who was made worse for his draft stock by winning a Natty.

>vikings have massive holes at RB, CB, and Safety
>use their 1st round pick on a LT
LMAO

>>149242026

Just a reminder that John Dorsey essentially made the Chiefs what they are today, when he drafted Mahomes despite everybody telling him not to (they suggested he take Deshaun Watson instead, lol) and now he works for the Lions as director of personnel.

Surely the man with the Headspace premium subscription will save the Vikings

>>149244314
How many pro snaps does that guy have

the vikings haven't made a single competent draft pick since that negro took over as GM. Not one. Not a single player drafted since then has been an impact player. Jordan Addison is the closest, but he's been awful and despite having Justin Jefferson beside him, has never had a 1000 yard season and is regressing to the mean of being a sub-800 yard WR

>>149244395
Agree 100% with this. Everyone says "Brett Veach scouted Mahomes!" Like yea he probably did that was his job? John Dorsey was still the GM who traded up to 10 and made the pick. The credit is his. Same as it was for Marcus Peters, Travis Kelce, Chris Jones and Tyreek Hill. He's one of the most underrated GMs of the modern era. I've seen so many interviews of John Dorsey and Ernie Acosta over the years. Two genuinely next level talent evaluators

>>149244422
Zero, the same he will have in September when he gets benched for some 35 year old veteran who beats him out in training camp.

>>149244436
Sam Howell is the guy

>>149240091
>Yeah, I’m thinking my Puckers are walking away with this division.

>>149244461
sam howell is dogshit as well and won't be playing. It's gonna be some retard that has no business still being in the league that's gonna get the call.

>>149244432

The Lions are the best run organization in the NFL and it's because of Shiela Ford and Chris Spielman put together the best people in the game.

>>149244177
>Bo Nix, who took a dogshit Denver team to the playoffs
>wins one more game than Old Man Wilson
>said game is against backups after choking his previous two games
Bronkeks are in for a rough year

>>149244543
meanwhile the vicucks have the worst QB of the 2024 draft as their STARTER. He's Trey Lance bad.

jj mccarthy might be the worst qb draft pick of this decade. I fully expect the cope to be massive when he's out of the league in 2 years

>>149244177
>Bo Nix, who took a dogshit Denver team to the playoffs, to get him
He did not “take them to the playoffs”, he was let in, and they were not “dog shit” by any stretch of the imagination, they had a top 3 defense.

>>149244632
seething vicuck. You got fleeced by Sean Payton. He owns your team. He always has. He always will. And you gifted him his QB of the future because he baited your dumbass GM hard.

I’m predicting, purely based off hair, that Joe Burrow goes off this season and gets a ring.
Side note: my autocorrect just tried to make “this” in the above statement… this’d. I don’t know in what world this’d would ever be more apposite than this, but this’d not be it.

>>149244632
Nix make ya seethe?? Gonna piss your pants and have a melty????

>>149244653
Not an argument

>>149244696
lmao I accept your concession bitch boy

You can't win it all in the National Football League with a hairline like this. It's simply not possible

Taking Sam Darnold to a 14-3 record and a COTY award but you can’t win in the NFL because reasons

>>149244727
If they were so good, then why did they lose against a dogshit rams team? KOC is ass, the vicucks suck, and they will NEVER, EVER, win a super bowl

>>149244727
Everyone knew they were frauds from the beginning lel

>>149244752
Jalen Hurts has a ring, something no vicucks player, past present or future, can say.

>>149244745
The same dogshit team that almost beat the Eagles?

>>149244727
>COTY award

Unironically the most meaningless award in the league. They gave it to fucking Garrett, Daboll and Stefanski twice kek

if the vicucks ever win an owl, I'm done watching the NFL, because it means that the league has been completely bought by those filthy kikes that own the franchise.

>>149244767
>almost beat the Eagles
kek hang the banner

>>149244769
>Loses argument
>Actually that doesn’t count haha imo

the NFL needs teams that will never win. If every team had an owl, the league would be meaningless. The vicucks will never win because the league needs them to never win. Anyone who,with the information in mind, still roots for the vicucks, is mentally retarded and would be better shot and buried in a hole

>>149244727
>you can’t win in the NFL because reasons
Because someone took a 4 win team to their first CCG appearance in 33 years

>>149244671
>I’m predicting, purely based off hair, that Joe Burrow goes off this season and gets a ring.

No, the Bengals are a mess of an organization and Burrow knows this, which is why he took the money and demanded they bring in more weapons for him, so he can pad his stats and then demand a trade to a competent team on a Super Bowl run.

He watched Brady and Stafford do it and now wants a ring for himself, something he knows he won't get with the cheep ass Bengals.

>>149244776
Considering that same Eagles team blew out the Chiefs, yeah it’s a testament to the Rams’ level. The Vikings would have beaten both the Commanders and Lions

>>149244778
No one respects the COTY award, anon.
What argument did you supposedly win, anyway? Regardless of what their record was, anyone paying attention knew the Vikings were shit and would lose to a good team when it mattered. We were saying that all season.

>>149244778
Ahahahahaha what argument did I lose? COTY means less than dogshit and you know it. The Vikings have a decent roster but they're not a serious contender. They haven't won a single playoff game since 2019

Shit 14-3 team

>>149244796
>The Vikings would have beaten both the Commanders and Lions
Absolutely 100% false

>>149244791
>h-he's totally g-going to sign w-w-with m-my team :'(

>>149244803
Yes.

>>149244807
Then you’re 200% wrong

What makes certain anons seethe so hard at the mere mention, nay even thought, of the Vikings?

>>149244796
the vicucks were 0-2 against the lions that same fucking year, retard. The vicucks have NEVER beaten Dan Campbell's lions.

>>149244830
If you fill the thread with complete nonsense and obvious bullshit people are going to respond, not sure why you're surprised

>vicucks """fans""" join the thread
>immediately goes to shit
don't you faggots have another gay protest to go to or another dead black criminal to deify?

Chiefies :3

>>149244745
>dogshit Rams team
that made the playoffs

>>149244796
lmao

>>149244867
so did the vicucks, who got blown out.

>>149244838
>>149244872
Regular season

>>149244882
>not all the playoff teams can win the Super Bowl
What a revelation

>>149244872
Don't forget that 31-9 game to decide the No.1 seed happened with this entire list of players on IR for the Wions

>>149244884
oh you seethin

>>149236225
based
>>149234761
>>149236576
>>149239947
>>149240358
>>149240384
>>149240445
built for BBC
(Big Bronco Cock)

Why are they like this?

>>149244884
They got BTFO by the Lions in week 18, right before the playoffs started. I see no reason to think they'd have fared better a couple weeks later.

>>149244903
Doesn't count, because you didn't include the pic of Bo Nix standing proudly.

>>149244727
>Taking Sam Darnold to a 14-3 record and a COTY award but you can’t win in the NFL because reasons

Indeed. Lions fan here and I'm concerned with the Vikings (though the sports media keeps hyping the Packers) but it all depends on rookie QB ZoomZoom McCarthy. If he's another Jayden Daniels, the NFC North will be another neck-and-neck race with the Lions.

>>149244745
>If they were so good, then why did they lose against a dogshit rams team?

The Rams weren't dog shit and football is the only pro-sport that doesn't have playoff game series; it's win or you're done and any game can go either way (as happened with the Lions vs Redskins).

>>149244530
Team built to sell trucks

>>149244911
Because you’re retarded. Good teams typically play things close to the chest against teams they might face again in the playoffs. The Lions didn’t because they’re not a good team. KOC is an actual coach, not a meathead hypeman, and knows not to show his hand. It resulted in a blowout (in the regular season). Playoffs would have been different, the Lions were getting smacked by whoever they faced because they’re shit

>>149244924
Finally, a reasonable take.

>>149244810

My team already has a superior QB.

NFC North is full of shit teams

>>149244924
>Lions fan here and I'm concerned with the Vikings
No you're not. Fuck off vicuck

>>149244941
Nah that’s the reddit spacing Lions fan

>>149244935
Quite a fantasy world you live in

>>149244926

Ironically most of the car ads during Lions games are for Chevy.

>>149244936

I want my Lions to win the Superbowl so I pay attention to those teams who might be problems.

>>149244941
>>149244952

Thank you.

Vicuck fans are the most delusional NFL fans, which is actually pretty impressive considering some of the competition

>>149244955
Yeah pure fantasy that good teams don’t show their hand in the regular season, no basis for that claim at all

>The Vikings are comparable to the Chiefs now
Kek

Vicucks fans will see their team make zero improvements in the offseason and still be dumb enough to think they’re contenders

>>149244987
Stay tuned

Reminder that the vicucks gifted 3 franchises their very first super bowls, and all three of them would go on to win as many more as the vicucks would lose in total.

2009 was the last time anybody took the Vikings seriously

do you think aaron married a real woman? i dont think i can handle having a second homo quarterback after slash

>>149244935
>The Lions didn’t because they’re not a good team.

>>149244974
I generally like Sean McDermott but as a Chiefs king it’s always confused me why they haven’t caught on to this by now. When we play them in the reg season we’re obviously very vanilla and collecting data, and yet they willingly come out and swing for the fences and go “This is our gameplan against the Chiefs!!” It’s been years

swing for this bussy

>>149245012
So glad this rapist never got another ring, and he made a mockery of the vicucks in the process. Double win

>>149244872
What a funny game. IIRC Darnold went 0-4 in the lions 10 yard line twice

>>149245019
You had one meme run to an NFCCG and nothing but cope since
>>149245022
That’s what I’m saying. The Lions do that against us too and eventually we’ll get to the point that we have the QB to take us to the playoffs and punish it. But KOC always plans to have a deep playoff run so he doesn’t unload in the regular season like the Lions do.

>>149245037
>rapist

Lol what? Favre sent a cock pic to that Jets reporter and they clearly were having an affair but he didn't rape anyone unless I missed some shit

>>149245047
that dick pic spiritually raped her chud

>eventually we’ll get to the point that we have the QB
Already conceding

>>149245041
Wonder if a deeper playbook would have helped there

Imagine needing a QB

get deeper inside this bussy

Unironically, you couldn’t pay me to take Nix over JJ

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

Despite having his career tragically cut short by injury, Derek Carr still ranks in the top 25 all-time in every major career passing statistic.
Combining high efficiency with rare deep ball accuracy, Carr was a nightmare for opposing defensive coordinators during his eleven years in the league, especially late in the game with DC4 needing a score to win.

Passing yards: 41,245 (22nd)
Pass TD: 257 (t-22nd)
Completion percentage: 65.1% (t-19th)
Lowest INT percentage: 1.9% (t-10th)
Passer rating: 92.8 (24th)
4th quarter comebacks: 28 (t-14th)
Game-winning drives: 35 (t-13th)

>>149242444
I remember waking up early in the morning, turning on the game and first thing I see is this.

Nix was so clearly better than mcsharty in college yet king ngubu banana eater still went with the quirk chungus. No wonder the Vikings are such an unserious franchise

Which Eagles players will be enlisted to fight for Israel? Remember that the Eagles are the most Jewish organization in the entire league.

>>149245090
You’re gonna get memed on to no end retard

>>149245100
Not really because I know ball and you don't. Eye test is undefeated and Nix passed it 100 times over his final season at Oregon. McCarthy is great at handing the ball of to Blake Corum. Cool. Too bad the Rams drafted him

My Eagles are still SB champs :)

>>149245108
You are the only person in the world who thinks you know ball and will pivot to “I was trolling all along” when the screencaps come in a few years. Or even, “that kiwi wasn’t me, there’s more than one of us you know.”

>>149244769
Reminder that the Giants ran it back with Daboll and Schoen after the most humiliating season in the 100 year history of the franchise because John Mara is too broke to fire anyone after hiring-and-firing three straight head coaches before Daboll came in.

>>149245088
I actually tried to find the clip a while back on YouTube but couldn't. They had a 3 man booth for the game I think Orlovsky was part of it and they were all saying shit like "awaw so cute look at that you love to see that" it was a pure zog set up

>>149244872
how many playoff games did either of these teams win last season?

Crack on Bo Nix ye fackin mate! Cam on Bo Nix throw it right nifty son!

>>149245146
gem

>>149245121
When have I ever walked back a take/prediction, schizo? There's a clear line between trolling and actual takes. For example I don't actually think Pat Mahomes is a pedo or that he isn't a great QB. Stuff like me rating Hurts, Stroud, Bo Nix and Jalen Milroe are clearly things I believe and aren't just trolling about. Bryce Young I've already semi walked back on. I said he was gonna be shit and was too small to play but the 2nd half of last year he was absolutely balling. If I was incapable of taking an L on an evaluation I'd simply shit on Bryce and the Panthers and bury my head in the sand

>>149245159
>When have I ever walked back a take/prediction
>Bryce Young I've already walked back on.

>>149245159
Didn’t read

>>149245173
You know what I mean. I'm admitting I was wrong about Bryce not that I was pretending I never said he was shit pre draft. If I was a colossal faggot I'd simply pretend I was "just joking" and thought Bryce would be good. I didn't. I was high on CJ Stroud and Hendon Hooker. I didn't believe in Young, Levis or Richardson

Nobody asked for your cherrypicked vanilla takes that turned out to be semi-correct, it doesn’t change that you’re wrong about JJ McCarthy, Bo Nix and very clearly Jalen Milroe, that take in particular is real Buster shit

>>149245213
So let's just say out of curiosity if the Broncos win 10+ games again and the Vikings go 9-8 or worse with McCarthy would that be enough to convince you the Vikints should've taken Nix? Or will you simply move the goalposts? It's important so I know how hard to laugh at you in January

My prediction: Jared "Vanilla Vick" Goff will have more than one rushing TD this season.

>>149245222
Vikings will go to the playoffs, Broncos will be bottom of their division. Cap away

>>149245248
broncos won't be last while the raiders still exist

>>149245258
Watch

>>149245248
Appreciate it lil bro. Should be a fun season.... well maybe not for the quirk changus

Cant wait for schizokiwi to have his melty when the bumcos miss the playoffs

Blo Dix is a bum kek

Vikings are the next dynasty thread theme!
https://youtu.be/ao5vqJre-xQ

I like that you've adopted my vernacular and actively use "melty" lol makes me a happy Kiwi

>>149245278
>not posting the actual version but some cringe rendition instead
Thats the matter with you vikcucks cant do anything right now get in the cuck chair
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4&si=wv6y415mPS8iYabE

>>149245289
Kek

>>149245278
>Niggaz dying in these streetz
Hardest I’ve laughed in awhile
>>149245289
This one was also good, I like the character names

adopt this bussy
actively use this bussy

>>149234604
And people will swear up and down that it's squirts elevating his team and not the other way around.

>>149245111
Like anyone outside filthadelphia gives a fuck.

It's >our year lads

>>149246169
Enjoy 9-8 and your WC exit.

>>149244920
The jeet is a pussy

I hope my team does well this season.

>>149246270
>he thinks jayden daniels with a year of pro ball under his belt can be stopped

SAD

>>149246399
Never heard of the sophomore slump? Dedskins don't have a babby schedule this season.

>>149234594
He meant college national championship

>>149237225
>LA team
>picks gay little dog as mascot
Checks out

>>149241067
Suitable for three fifths of a person

>>149241444
You do delete posts when you look exceptionally retarded instead of normally retarded. Like this gem you deleted last week where you bragged about being unable to hold an entry level job

>>149246399
you do realize that you're a dumb fucking frogposter don't you?

>>149246669
Sorry pal, but 4chan is frog country.

>>149246682
>admitting to being a retard
kek

>>149242716
The Chiefs have the all time series record and have dominated that rivalry the past 15+ years. They won 16 straight games against the broncos. Why would you post that?

My Steelies :)

>>149246699
double dubs of truth

>>149245037
>rapist
Who?

>>149246699
>frog discrimination

>>149244365
>He made 10 completions in Michigan's Natty. 10 fucking completions.
1. Michigan's offense was pure Jim Harbaugh, if they could run to beat you, they would
2. That Washington team's defense was ass, they didn't even need to pass to beat them.
3. Against Alabama, one of the best defenses in the country that season, he played an excellent game.

>>149245173
Kek. I think the kiwi is retarded. Like sub 75IQ learning disability retarded

>>149245248
Are you forgetting the raiders are in that division?

>>149246662
>competent in multiple fields
KEK
Literally a sped

got hit in the head a few too many times. it's nature of the sport. I don't understand stuff like songs anymore. cte?

>>149247101
Hi Mr. Olave

>>149246625
>He thinks the dog is the mascot
kekaroo

Fooball :)

NFL,
More fat guys with freakishly strong legs, please.

Rammies on island time

Good morning, /nfl/
Go Bills!

>>149248326
is this it?

>>149248326
there it is. kiwi banned again?

>>149245130
Yes the awkwardness was the best part. Ahh I remember is someone saying "......aw a kiss..."

>>149247721
it's feminine to wear ankle socks as a man

>>149248687
not as feminine as commenting on another man's sock of choice.

>>149234604
Herbo Chads! RISE UP!

Mahomes’s Peyton will both unironically and however, very ironically, be Archie Manning

>>149249595
Arch Manning is a bust. It's all about Nussmeier

>>149249691
With a take that bad I expected a kiwi flag, not an American brother in arms

We are truly in the depths of the offseason.

be truly in the depths of this bussy

>>149249870
giwtwm

>>149246464
>the sophomore slump
Because... HE JUST WILL OKAY

>>149249933
name a great rookie QB season that wasnt followed up by a sophomore slump

>>149249961
Brock Purdy

>>149250196
>5 games
>great season
cmon man

>>149249790
Manning hasn't even started a full season, pump the brakes.

>>149249961
Hattrick Mahomes

>>149249961
Great for a rookie is pretty relative. Also, it gets weird if the player didn’t start at all their first year(s) in the league. Tom Brady is an example of someone who played okayish his first year starting and who on an individual level got markedly better in his 2nd year of starting, even though they won the SB his first year and missed the playoffs his second.

If you don't want back to back Rams threads, someone better start to bake

>>149250572
Mahomes’s problem is that his first season is the greatest season for a 1st year starter in history and he by comparison he was relatively human stat wise in his 2nd year.

>>149250641
Ram 'em

>>149250641
Will there be Rasm threads in Janauary?

ram this bussy

>>149250669
We've reached a point where there's a chance for Rams threads any time of year. But yes, I'd imagine some in February too ;)

>>149250687
NEW

>>149250689
Where were the Rasm Generals last February? I must have missed them...

>>149250641
best poketeam tbqh

>>149250710
I'm not the kind of guy to dig through the archives to tell you conclusively

>>149250572
cuck chair mcgree

>>149250725
thats gardevoir