Thread 214290866

what kino do americans watch to unwind after a day at work?

What is this?

>>214290866 (OP)
I personally watch YouTube videos of predators getting caught by obese social media stars.

Also notice everyone in that webm is white and morbidly overweight? America

>>214290877
wal-mart wagies are forced to dance by management

>>214290877
Labor in America is a humiliation ritual

>>214290917
This is humiliating, why though?

>>214290946
To ensure they are sufficiently demoralized and too dehumanized to ask for higher wages

>>214290877
symptom of extreme American decline

This is more of a health/fitness thing. The bosses are trying to encourage the workers to energize and stretch in preparation for a day of labor. It's not quite the humiliation wagie dance you think it is.

>>214290988
Yeah they have exercises to keep the mouth and throat nice and flexible too, to prevent choking. They even give out fitness kneeling cushions! The bosses are very loving and gentle in their deep and warm appreciation of workers.

>>214290988
paying them well would motivate them? dancing like a monkey wouldn't

>>214290946
"teambuilding" (weeding out people who refuse to participate in unnecessary humiliation rituals)
if you dont do the wagie dance, why should management give you more hours? your heart obviously isn't in it

>>214290877
it must be an attempt at a weight loss program since every single person in the video is massively obese which is like impossible by chance if this was a video about something else

I wonder to what extent this is purely cynical or if the managerial class actually drinks its own koolaid that this is right and correct.

>>214290988
This is absolutely a loyalty humiliation ritual lol

>>214290866 (OP)
This is why if you must work, get a security job. You never have to participate in this fag shit, and you don't have to work either. You just look busy all day and even if you see someone breaking the rules just look the other way. You get paid more than the retail staff too. Just don't get shot or stabbed.

>>214291049
but im not buff, im 130 pounds

>>214291070
Don't worry about it. I've seen 40 year old fat women doing it.
You only need to be buff if you're working as a bouncer which is infinitely more dangerous.

>>214291079
I've been eyeing that actually, it does seem the slickest way to get by

>>214291025
>paying them well would motivate them?
No because even if they were paid $1000/hr they'd gripe about not getting $1050/hr

>>214291035
kek

>>214291049
>feel even more cucked

Imagine putting your life on the line to protect corporate property lol

>>214291148
You will never be a capitalist, asswipe.

>>214290866 (OP)
Reruns of 90s and early 2000s shows, and sports.

>>214291168
For most people, money only motivates them enough to show up to their job, that's it

If I lived in America, I would dance too. Just from happiness and good mood.

>>214291212
We have a lot to be thankful for

>>214291219
You unironically do.

thirdies will never know how good it feels to wake up white and american

>>214291212
>>214291219
>>214291274
>>214291293
copies

>>214291168
Hahaha Americans are truly delusional. Enjoy descending into Zimbabwe tier hyperinflation while raving about "muh freedom and muh democracy." You are beyond redemption my dude.

>>214290988
>This is more of a health/fitness thing.
those involve counted stretches/exercises, which you do at pre-shift startups, which walmart and the majority of clones do not do.
The OP is just cringe humiliation rituals to filter good goys

>>214291293
Soulless golem existence lol

>>214291274
I know, and it's so easy to take it for granted

What drives a foreigner to be so obsessed with us?
As the representative of all Americans, I can proudly say that I have not once in my life thought to myself, "I'm going to make a thread crying about a superior nation." Mainly because there is no superior nation to us, but also my obsessions don't run that deep.

>>214291367
cause you're a dumb hick that barely speaks his own language

>>214290877
Capitalism

Is this the designated foreigner shill/seethe thread?

>>214291070
Most security staff I seen are short skinnyfat middle aged Indians. Places just have them to comply with regulations or insurance obligations or whatever. Only venues that are expecting high volumes of drunk retards bother getting big guys for the job.

>>214290866 (OP)
>work in a Chinese company
>americans still dance

Wtf

>>214291367
I'm jealous of your first amendment and because you have access to cute latinas.

>>214290866 (OP)
Funniest part is, in the full audio version, you can tell how uncomfortable Sean Evans is and doesn't want to be there, let alone dancing. I imagine the weirdo on the left is his direct superior, probably a district representative.

>>214291293
>>214291367
Hi Henandez

>>214291167
t. criminal record sour grapes faggot

>>214290866 (OP)
Blacked
Black panther
The Blackening

>>214290866 (OP)
I spark a fat oily joint and watch Rick Steves travel guides and Townsends on youtube

Imagine being proud of being a ZOG slave that gets humiliated every single day

>>214291317
How did you misunderstand that guys post this badly?

>>214291426
Your children will be used as cumrags by guatemalans kek

>>214291452
Sounds like a sex assault suit waiting to happen

>>214290946
The GMs send them to their higher ups because they’re in charge of the whole staff to show them everything’s good and to not fire me pleeeease. Their higher ups then use those in montages

>>214291720
Why didn’t she call the police
She sounds retarded

>>214291660
This is even badder than you think. Personally, I have family in Miami that never bothered to learn English which is fine but they refuse to leave their small community because they know as soon as they cross into another county they'll be unable to communicate. This has wide reaching implications for them and their children's economic potential and educational attainment.

>>214290866 (OP)
Wagie, you can look, but no touchy-touchy.

>>214290946
Tax write off. Make the wagies physically move for X amount of time and they can label it as a physical training program which is eligible for a tax write off. The wagies get humiliated and Wal-Mart reaps the $$$

>>214291923
who

>>214291660
Incredible how 99% of hispanics in the US came from ilegal parents or through bullshit law loopholes ( I.e """""refugee status"""""

>>214290866 (OP)
What most people outside of America don't understand about this webm is that the people who work at walmart are functionally retarded, and they actually enjoy this kind of crap. To the outsider with an actual IQ looking in it looks absolutely degrading, being forced to dance by management, but these are the type of people who would actually find enjoyment in such actions

>>214292802
They probably did this dance one time and never did it again after that, consider that the video is old and it keeps being reposted with no new ones being made, so yeah is overblown

>>214291720
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>>214290866 (OP)
How utterly fucking insufferable.
I bet they high-five each other at the end, too.

>>214290877
the wagie shuffle. a literal humiliation ritual

>>214290877
there was a period in the late 00s where supermarket corps would make their employees do this on film, probably just for PR. The managers always look into it and I remember one person I worked with as a teen said they enjoyed it, so it's not forced for everyone I guess. One warehouse place I worked at wanted to give it a try, the manager was ignored while he did it on his own lol. I think it started out as a morning exercice thing like the Japs do and went too far in the wrong direction.

>>214291721
there are always women guards on staff for that reason anon, just let them handle any drunk sluts.

>>214291815
But their children learn English at school though right?

those are all people who thought they were "too smart for school" and it was a "waste of their time"

>>214290877
Late stage capitalism

>>214295834
I'm talking about hiring indians to work security at places with no drunks. Prakesh is gonna have a sexual emergency in a Walmart changing room.

>>214290866 (OP)
kpop demon hunters

I dunno usually something on netflix or futurama idk

>>214295960
Every place I've ever worked front office shit in always has at least one indian on security and they are always very chill (although one tried to trap me into a relationship with his cousin when I went to dinner at his place)

>While most companies are thinning their ranks in management, Walmart store managers can now earn up to $620,000 per year in annual compensation. An unnamed Walmart spokesperson tells the Wall Street Journal that the base pay for managers has increased from $130,000 to $160,000 per year - with a salary cap at just north of $250K.
Would you do a silly dance for six figures a year?

>>214290946
>>214291034
A lot of this shit "teambuilding" shit originates from the 80's when fears of Japan eating the lunch of the US and becoming a new superpower were at their height so American business managers would make little pilgrimages to Japan to see why their workers seemed to be so much more productive than ours. Part of what they brought back with them was "ganbatte" culture, where Japanese workplaces do these gay little communal activities together and they thought they could just apply this to American workers without the thousands of years of cultural inertia behind it.

Just be thankful they don't make you go to karaoke bars with your boss after work every night.

>>214290866 (OP)
>>214290877
>>214290946
thing, japan
this is actually a good thing, but fun hating, cynical, feet dragging retards like yourselves will bitch about anything
thats why you have to be forced to participate, otherwise you would just sit in the parking lot on your phone or some shit

>>214290877
Diversity hired managers whipping the oligarchs' slaves

>>214296268
japs do this every morning and don't film themselves doing it. You don't have to plaster a smile on and pretend you're enjoying it either, it's mostly for physical fitness. On top of that they usually start out integrating this in their routine from childhood, with those forms where you collect stamps from morning exercices every day.

Source: spent a day and night at Haneda airport when my layover flight was cancelled.

>>214290866 (OP)
They kind of need the exercise so I don't see what's so wrong

>>214290866 (OP)
liveleak footage of brits being stabbed to death

>>214296473
americans dont always film themselves doing it either, we have videos from when japan filmed themselves doing it and from when americans filmed themselves doing it

>>214296268
>>214296473
When asians do it they actually do purposeful exercises

They don't just dance like a toddler lmao while being blasted with corpoganda

>>214296524
so why is it bad again? do you to scroll tiktok instead?

>>214296268
Hello rabbi

>>214296534
How about you do a backflip while screeching like monkey for me at 7 am, wagie? I WANT A SONG WAGIE

>>214291690
Boomers are so entitled

Most of them have never worked a day in their lives

Because of this most of them don't have any concept of consequence for their actions

I say this as a white man, the old dude probably deserved to get rocked here fucking boomer show some respect

>>214296638
I'm not fat and retarded enough to work at walmart though. seethe?

>>214291923
Subhuman behavior from both this woman and the camera man

White trash

>>214296534
>>214296534
>How about you do a backflip while screeching like monkey for me at 7 am, wagie? I WANT A SONG WAGIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIlRy_Hmmg

>>214290877
Actual unironic humiliation ritual

>>214296674
I'm not fat and retarded enough to work at walmart though. seethe?

>>214296649
You're too fat and retarded to work, period.

>>214296051
What the FUCK is her problem?

>>214296699
no im more important and i make more money than you. I do think that low tier wagies and retards should do activities like in the video though, it's healthy for them
if left to their own devices they just rot

>>214296091
I'd be Danny DeVito's buttplug for 40k a year

>>214296230
We do stretch and in the mornings at my jobsite. Doing actual exercises is fine but no one wants to be forced to a gay little dance while being told they’re all a big family and how honored they should be to be wageslaving there.

>>214296718
>no im more important and i make more money than you. I do think that low tier wagies and retards should do activities like in the video though, it's healthy for them
>if left to their own devices they just rot