Stella, actually.

>>149494857
>okayodon
Based in theory, cringe in practice
Let the little girl be happy and find her own human man, you can be the dad her faggot dad wasn't and she'll love you more that she ever loved him

>>149257265
She's such a cunt. I love her.

>>149182691
I love the fish-out-water dynamic so I'd go with staff member and to be fair she is a fairly busy woman with a hectic schedule so when I can't entertain her I'd like to help out the rest of her staff with whatever they're doing
Bonus points if they believe I'm some incredibly powerful wizard or her master of spies or something