Stella's boobs.
>but
STELLA'S BOOBS.

...aka padding.

>>149171051 (OP)
You make a compelling argument.

How much imp cum can we stuff into this bird? Let's find out.

>>149171175
human cum*

>>149171175
>*human cum

Satan's boobs.

>>149171184
>>149171189
He didn't stutter.

>>149171222
But he WAS in need of correction.

>>149171222
Of course not, you don't stutter through text dipshit

>>149171222
Neither did I. Stella loves her human husband, especially after he brought her Stolas' and Blitzo's head on a platter.

>>149171302
Based villain anon appreciator.

>>149171074
Keep telling yourself that, stinky.

Okay, anon, I need to know how many Stella greentext you saved, and I need you to post them.

This is a matter of national importance!

>>149171184
>>149171189
Did you miss Stella's starring role in IMPED 666?

>>149171507
Yeah, its a HellLeaks video of her and her elite buddies using Imps as targets for a shooting range. It was pretty funny.

If you want to ride Kazami Yuukae bareback that'll be a bar of silver Knox standard or mayhaps equal in smelted pocket changes.
>>149171507
[]

Why do people think that Stella will plow them?

>>149171582
Because she's fictional. She exists only as a memetic construct in our minds and we can alter her to suit our ends.

Why do people think that Stella won't plow them?

>>149171644
Because they are faggoty cucks that would rather ship her with a imp.

>>149171658
Lot of that going around lately.

>>149171582

>>149171582
Same reason why people think Octavia would plow them: she's starved for attention, and due to the limitations of the piss poor writing, likely has hidden depths that would allow for some fun interactions.

Also, if an ugly freak like Blitzo can (somehow) be considered a sex god in this universe, imagine what YOU could be considered.

Do goetias have penises and vaginas or cloacas?
A lot of the males seem to be queer, i mean, practically all of the known ones besides paimon are gay, so what gives?
Do they not have penises and instead have a cloaca? That would explain why they like dick so much

>>149171859
Cloaca is canon

... what if (you) were Stella?

>>149171859
They have whatever you want them to have. Since I'm not a zoophile (or an ESL), I prefer them to have human bits.

>>149171051 (OP)
>HB thread
>Stella centered
Splendid

>>149171929
I'm gonna be honest, anon. She's not my favorite girl. But Stella threads seem to have the least controversy and thread drama, so I'm stuck hanging out with you fine gents.

Just got called out by an AI targeted add

>>149171582
Blitzo is considered a hot piece of ass despite looking like a deformed goblin, ANY man who doesn’t look like a mutated cripple would be easily capable of getting laid in Hazbin Hell.

>>149171968
>all characters are in their grown-up forms

>>149171922
Source me.

Would Stella actually give you chance?

>>149171968
>all characters are in their grown-up forms

>>149172024
She gave Stolas a chance despite him being gay and a whiny bitch.

>>149171968
>It knows

>>149171991
>Blitzo is considered a hot piece of ass
Only because he is the co-creator's literal self insert
Roger doesnt voice a character, he plays himself as an imp
In reality, shitzo would be a disgusting freak exiled to the peripheries of civil society (as civil as hell gets, at least)

>>149171991
>hot piece of ass
Pretty sure it's personality anon.

>>149172056
>Personality
>Looks inside
>Cusses 24/7 and treats everyone he knows like shit

>>149172053
>Do you have any idea how STUPID you sound right now?!
Says the Brit!

I still love her.

>>149171962
>Stella threads seem to have the least controversy and thread drama
Correct.
Could you tell that to Jannie who deleted my fucking Stella thread for no fucking reason! The nerve!

>>149172120
>>149172131
Why do they have tits if their birds?
>>149172087
I mean he's extremely confident that borders on arrogance albeit that's due to shitty writing..

>>149172183
>Why do they have tits if their birds?
Some people just don't understand the concept of anthro characters, it seems. It's like they've been living in caves all their lives, divorced from the furry parts of the internet.

But anyways, they're demons. Their anatomy doesn't have to make sense. The fish and reptile characters have boobs, too.

>>149172037
She literally didn't. She wasn't with Stolas out of love, it was literally a loveless political marriage from the onset. She's just as much of a victim of the system she was born into as Stolas was, yet she never cheated on him (as far as we know) like the fucking disgusting degenerate faggot she married.

>>149171922
Asked the same thing in /hhg/ and people there tell me cloacas are canon and have been confirmed in the show, but i cant call them out on it because i am not going to watch this slop, i only care about the owl girls
So is anyone here who can confirm or deny them having bird bits?

>>149172183
Why do they stand completely upright, talk or have human intelligence if they're birds? I hope in time you realize what an idiot you've been.

>>149172272
I can. I had sex with Stella a couple years of go in college and a demon summoning gone horribly wrong (then horribly right).
I'm not going to kiss and tell though.

>>149172272
They have been confirmed in the second season. HOWEVER, the second season is pretty much fanfiction, and be ignored safely. If it comes down between your headcanon and Viv's, yours should always take precedence.

>>149172301
>Helluva Boss is basically just a yaoi fanfiction of itself
I'm glad I stopped watching this shit not long as I discovered it. I'm literally just here because I like Stella.

>>149171545
Sorry, it was Stella down range of imp dicks.

Would TLQ anon have a penis if he was a S2 goetia?

>>149172371
You mean she shot off Imp dicks? Fantastic! I wish I could join the fun.

>>149172371
Whatever you watched I'm sure it was AI generated, bud. Probably by some Imp obsessed faggot like Stolas.

>>149172383
Maybe.

>>149172437
Considering how tiny they are, her aim with a firearm must be impeccable.

>>149172371
>Stella shot off a bunch of Imp dicks before killing them first
She must be reaaaaaaally mad over Stolas fucking an Imp.

>bird penis this imp penis that
This is stupid I wanna talk about VAGINAS

>>149172287
Why did you take the time to type this? Why are you mad? Why are you beating your wife? I hope in time you realize what a fool you've been.

>>149172622
Do you smell burnt toast?

What your guys interactions with Stella and/or Octavia be like?

>>149172633
Dropping in the tub are we?

>>149172647
Kiddo, I was dropping tubs while you were still in my short pants.

>>149171968
>all characters are in their grown-up forms

>>149172638
>>149172503
I already told you, I wish we could shoot off imp dicks. If Octavia would like to join all the better.

memes aside, have you guys seen any pretty good HH/HB oc's?

>>149172773
>>149172437
Oops, wrong one

>>149172783
Hootgame Anon is the best one.

>>149172783
Just the one where Octavia gets a Parrot BF. Even then, it's mostly mediocre.

>>149171051 (OP)
Same energy.

>>149171051 (OP)
What Demon Lord you got anons

>>149171968
Ill admit, I'm lonely enough to do this.
The personalities range from Meh to Mediocre.
I've got one right now where Stella is hosting a party, my character is a human wearing a terrible Bird costume, and only Stella is smart enough to call out the bullshit of it, but everyone thinks she's just being a bitch for the sake of being a bitch, and it's taken as a Faux Pax.

>Stella Thread
Nice, very good
>>149171962
That seems to be the case
Most of the time other Threads seem to attract unscrupulous individuals and devolve into drama hives

>>149173140
Loona's still my girl, but her threads are zoos and I'm just over it.

>>149173169
I feel bad for some of you Looners
Every time I see a Loona thread I grow weary knowing what kind of faggotry is going to appear in there
Schizos, Coomers or worse Cuckfags but even as a Stellafag I must admit Stella isn't immune here
but Let's not poison the well

>>149171051 (OP)
Prospective Stella/Anon fic writer here. General idea of what I wish to do has been thought up, now to rewatch the show (pity me) and to start outlining. Unfortunately IRL shit most take precedance so it'll take a while before chapter one will be released, possibly even a month. Will status update when release is near.

>>149173587
Good luck and God speed. Here's hoping the show doesn't grind your mental into dust.

>>149173587
What is her bust size?

>>149173520
Is octavia the only truly stainless one of the bunch?
She does seem to have the lowest amount of fags

>>149171051 (OP)
What about them?

>>149173759
Maybe but you could say that about Mayberry
She seems to have less attention than Octavia

>>149173587
I warn you, the show will wear on you.
It's honestly mental how amazing things could have been, but just... Don't.

Man I should write a green. Or something.

Thoughts on Octavia falling for a demon summoner?

>>149174353

>loona was staying over your house for the night for she and you have been going out for a while now and she is impossible to resist when she wants something.
>she nuzzles up to you while you're sitting on the couch together just looking though netflix for some background noise. Your fingers gently feeling her hair between her ears.
>loona growls at you stating "she's not a dog" but doesn't push your hand way. By the look of her tail moving on it's own she's enjoying the feeling you're providing her.
>You put on some violent movie that is pretty bad and before you realize it loona is looking into your eyes with those pretty ruby colored irises. "You have such good taste Anon" she practically purrs revealing in the sheer mindless brutality of the program.
>Around halfway through the movie you're pleasantly surprised to feel her clawed hands move under your shirt. Seems she's doing some petting of your own. Probably because she's just excited to be here with you tonight. You get the hint and her muzzle meets your lips for a few quick affectionate pecks.

>>149173664
>>149174075
I kinda have to rewatch, Anons. I've forgotten a lot and stopped watching halfway S2, plus lore intricacies are kind of a must if you want to write a good fanfic.

>>149174294
Do you guys feel bad for her?

>>149174519
Do so. I still haven't seen the last two episodes. I fear the cringe would be too much for me.

>>149171968
I'm going to assume those are just shitty text chatbots with an avatar?
Curious if we'll get actual sci fi type assistants anytime soon. Would have thought one of the "AI" companies would actually try at some point but maybe I'm giving them too much credit for trying to make shit that isn't just scamslop.

I like Stella solely because giant sexy bird lady. And no, i have not watched the show.

>>149174617
Some are actually trying with minimal results. They are nothing more than chatbots.

>>149174519
Well, yes. Being a writer myself, I understand how crucial it is to soak up as much as you can. The downside of this, however, is losing the will to write based on how abysmal the source material is...

>>149174761
Why both Vivize and Brandon are terrible writers?

>>149174761
I will do it for her. Knowing the extent of how much they hurt our gal will grand me the tools to give her the proper love she deserves.

Her chest is mostly feathers tho
And she has no nipples

>>149174519
I wish you luck Anon
I am writing my own work myself, this "show" is great for learning the what nots and don'ts
>>149174761
>however, is losing the will to write based on how abysmal the source material is...
Mainly why I do greens and not fics

>>149174761
From the darkest pit, even a single ember could light up that world.
You must stoke that ember, until it roars into a great conflagation.

>>149174866
You know this how?

>>149174901
Be that as it may, I'm waging two wars: one against disinterest, and the other against perfectionism. So it's hard to get a flame going when it gets snuffed out instantly.

>>149174816
Based.

>>149174866
Keep coping, conehead. Stella's got some battleships on her and plenty of bird milk.

>>149174816
Indeed
She deserves happiness

>>149174945
Birds do not have nipples

>>149174951
I share this pain, and I push on. I keep drawing, even if my skill doesn't match what I wish it was like in my head. Write, draw, something - anything. Keep it going, let that fire grow.

>>149174961
Birds also don't have hands, nor wear clothes, nor cast magic. Yet the Ars Goetia all seem to. Am I wrong?

You're applying 'muh science' to demons, little fella. Learn the distinction.

>>149174961
And stolas is never described as an owl.

>>149174866
>>149174961
Why are it always the Stella thread that invite Anthro Autists? Don't you like cockney bird titties?

>>149171051 (OP)
Absolutely BUILT for BHC dominaition
Imagine the anal and paizuri

>>149174982
Accepting a flawed or even a 'lighter' work is easier said than done. But, I'll do what I can. Thanks for the nudge, friend.

>>149175060
Like I said in a previous thread, seeing boobs on a bird causes them to malfunction. Sometimes I wonder if, prior to Helluva Boss, they've ever seen an anthro character before.

>>149175075
>Aggressive Featherjob

>>149175154
Whist you doi that, I drunkenly draw. Albeit not for Helluva Boss, but still.

>>149175154
Doesn't she hates imps?

>>149175540
Nothing in fanfiction is canon.

>>149175540
Yes and she is justified with that hatred

>>149174761
I feel so bad for her. I legit hope she tries Charlie's hotel

>>149176119
Nah, she is happy fucking with the cannibal woman that she tried to kill after she discovered was sleeping with her husband.

>>149176130

>Mayberry is biding her time on a shipment of angelic steel weapons
>She wants Martha to really feel the betrayal

>>149174761
What did Vivzie mean when she decided this teacher would happily hook up with the serial killer cannibal that worships the devil and made her husband cheat on her?

>>149176119
She does deserve better
Much like Stella

>>149176119
>>149176202
>does everything wrong
>still wins
nah, she deserves worse

What would his policies be?

>>149176208
>Wanting a serial killer cannibal dead is…… LE WRONG!

>>149176221
>Forgot image
Fuuuuuuck…

>>149176188
Cheap lesbian representation, what do you expect? Its shallower than a puddle.
Its the same with "Alastor is creole", so she can get away with it without being canceled for "cultural appropriation"

>>149176227
Why scissor with her though

>>149176238
Bad writing.

>>149176251
Just like killing your husband for no reason.

>>149176188
Vivzie meant "HERP DERP, IMMA TARD WHO NEEDS LESBEEEEEEENS!"

>>149176202
>Two and Mayberry meet up when Two is in hell and has somehow found an angelic steel katana
>Two convinces her that she doesn't have to settle for a presumably emotionally abusive relationship while sulking further into unhappy degeneracy
>That she can join her and fight for great justice
>Two and Mayberry precede to go on a two women non indiscriminate extermination
>When One finally rescues Two, Two treats it like being picked up from an extracurricular activity as she waves bye to Mayberry who stands on a pile of corpses
>Mayberry waves back

>>149176302
Very nice

>>149171968
>all characters are in their grown-up forms

>>149176332
>>149176302
>A badly scratched up Val is holding Two like pic related
>Begging One to just take her
>Two has the exact same expression as the cat

I need more of We Are At The Base Of The Fire... Please...
I wanna see its rendition of Loona...

>>149176560


Mi Dispiace but I'm in Italy rn. So a lot of last week was spent prepping to go. I'll try for sunday/monday night Sicily time

>>149176582
IMAGINE calling Crimson a Wop Dago...

>>149171968
Is there an option to select their not grown up forms?

>>149176602
Im offensive and I find that Italian

>>149171051 (OP)
Stella culo?

Stella's panties.

>>149176602
>IMAGINE calling Crimson a Wop Dago...

Would he even care? Does he even consider himself Italian or is that a human thing? And are redneck cowboy wrath imps a different kind of imp than Sicilian imps?

>>149178100
>"the FUCK's an italian?"

>>149178415
>>149178100
>Break pasta noodles in front of Crimson

>>149178971
Very nice.

>>149179047
Love this meme.

>>149179368
It is pretty cute

>>149179399
I wish there was more of this meme with other female characters
It'd be very adorable

>Stellafag possesses Stolas
>Stolasfag possesses Stella
Does it end in sex or murder-suicide?

>>149179047
>>149179368
>>149179399

>>149171077
Did she shrink herself down? For reference, Stolas is 10+ feet tall.

>>149179507
The artist simply didn't understand scale.

>>149179507
>>149179520
>she's kneeling down while hugging him
>she's holding him up
>he's Dutch and freakishly tall
>she made a bunch of Imp servants hold him up on a dais like Thorgrim Grudgebearer

Why doesn't Stolas simply choke Stella? I think she'd be into it.

It's a little interesting how Wan Shi Tong is closer to the actual Stolas than Stolas in HB is.

>>149179548
>she's holding him up

Cute
>Stella carries you around by the waist sometimes
>according to her it's to show dominance and that you belong to her
>actually her clinging onto you like a teddy bear for emotional support

I've never watched a single second of Has Been Hotel or Heck of a Boss, I can't even tell them apart. I don't know how any of the characters sound and I only know the plot on a surface level.

I still wanna make Stella happy, save her from her loveless marriage to that literal fag and make her smile again

>>149180259
same, but her daughter instead for me

>>149179548
>Dutch
>Mfw Stella cranes her neck down to whisper "schatteboutje" in my ear.

What's the logical explanation for masculine desire to redeem evil women?

>>149180166
>While publicly she will tower over you and hold you in order to show that you are hers and hers only
>and Will always keep you close and never let you out of her sight
>Meanwhile behind closed doors
>She always get on her knees to hug or kiss you and too have eye to eye contact during conversations
>While she is less restrictive and despite growing mutual trust she's still very clingily to you
>She still has that fear in the back of her mind that you could leave her

>>149180382
I like to think of her as a snake and (you) as a mouse, behind closed doors she literally wraps herself around (you)

>>149180296
How would Stella react to Anon and Via officially dating and possibly doing the deed?

>>149174294
Im want to lick sweaty Loona's tummy

>>149180373
It all started with Jessie from Pokemon for me

>>149180373
Why would I want to redeem her? She's fine as she is.

>>149180373
Redeem? I wish to join them!

>>149180521
>>149180522
You played right into her hands, good job

>>149180427
shed be disappointed in her and call her a failure like her father while secretly being jealous that she found a real man to love her while she was stuck with the gay owl

Did stella rape Stolas?
Why hasn't she raped me?

>>149180373
While Stella isn't evil
I believe men see it as the ultimate conquest/battle (basically I can fix her)


>>149180395
>On cold nights she will wrap her arms and talons around you

>>149180427
She'd be livid and jealous, first her husband leaves to scuttle off with a red velvet firetoad
Now her daughter finds a human and starts a healthy romantic relationship

>>149180701
Can't rape the willing

>>149180427
It's not like she can talk what with her totally secret human consort she sneaks out to visit in the human world and nobody else knows about
Everyone fucking knows, they just pretend it's still a secret because they're afraid of her

>>149180825
How is she evil again?

>>149180871
shes literally grinnig while her daughter is crying her eyes out and in great distraught

>>149180871
She's a bitch

>>149171051 (OP)
That is one of the least attractive birds someone has ever tried to talk me into being attracted to.

>>149180395
>I like to think of her as a snake and (you) as a mouse, behind closed doors she literally wraps herself around (you)

>treats you like a adorably pathetic fragile creature whose needy clinginess she humors
>She's the actually needy clingy one whose insanely emotionally fragile

>>149180798
I've said this before, but the fact that Stolas -- an accomplished magic user -- is being pushed around by a loud, retarded British woman with no powers of her own, is just wholly unbelievable. This dude could've easily taught her a lesson at any time.

>>149181001
He's weak to women because he's afraid of vaginas

>>149180871
In the Vivzi Pop world if you take it up the ass like Stollas the fag then you're morally righteous

What if ...
Human Stella...

>>149176188
hot sweaty hatesex

>>149181162
She's nice
but what about Human Mayberry?

>>149180930
t. Stolas

>>149181223
Some big tiddies

>>149178415
>Giving Crimson a long and detailed dissertation on the history of Italy and the struggles of Italian immigrants in America
>And THEN calling him a wop dago

>>149181275
>smoosh

>>149181304
Source

Stella posting is the only thing I like about this show should I get into it?

>>149181343
No, just stick to the threads

>>149181343
Watch a compilation of her scenes

>>149181334
Ackerhells on X.

>>149180373
Redeem? I'd rein in her bitchiness a bit but I wouldn't stop her from hiring hitmen to kill losers like Stolas.

>>149181460
Whoa, a third one!

>>149181460
Are her knocker still firm?

>>149180871
>physically and emotionally abused her husband
>neglects her daughter
>2x attempted murder by proxy
>abuses her staff
>too hot not to be evil

>>149178100
I swear, this shit makes me laugh way more than whatever garbo Viv writes for the show

(you) better have the stamina to please her all night long

>>149181702
"Stella?"
"Stella you're drunk"
"Put those boobs away!"
"H-Hey! Let go of my dick!"
>"MY DICK NOW!"

And so Anon Y. Mous left his mortal coils behind in exchange for being the tol bird girl's sex puppet

>>149181813
Nah. Not evil. The main characters have done the same (if not worse), yet they're considered 'good.' Therefore, by that metric, Stella is good.

>>149181851
With all the work she had to put in to get Stolas to fuck her she probably only ever got a few good minutes of fucking out of him at the most over their entire marriage.
She is entirely unprepared for Anon's pent up sexual frustrations.

Does she have boobs or just bird fluff?

>>149181943
Which answer would make you hornier?
Go with that

Made for tranny imp cock.

>>149181910
>darling that was a most wonderful night of carnal pleasure

In reality she orgasmed like a waterfall after 5 minutes, fell asleep and loudly snored all night

Strapping Stella down and forcing her to watch all of Baki.

>>149181668
Firm and soft, like memory foam pillows

Imagine using magic to give her an intense forced orgasm while she's drinking tea with her friends.

>Stella after (you) watched Frozen with her once

>>149182069
Oh, he's back

Why vizie hate Stella?

>>149182075
LET HIM GO
LET HIM GOOOOOOOO
LET THAT FAGGOT STOLAS GOOOOOOOO

>>149181990
>The following morning she attempts to thank anon by cooking him breakfast
>She sets fire to half the kitchen
>It's all good since she was earnestly trying to be a good wife
>Round two ensues with her bent over the table

>>149182110
Short answer, she's straight.
Long answer, she gets in-between Stolas and Blitzo.

>>149182129
>here, I made you a cup of that repulsive tar you humans can't get enough of

This ship only exists because the VAs are friends, but it's a cute pair.

>>149182220
Not as cute as Moxxie and Loona though

>>149182075
I fucking love the idea of her discovering the little wonders of the human world through Anon

>blackedfag comes back
>so does the tranny chaser
Coincidence? Probably, but a weird one.

This but with Stella

>>149181367
>>149181444
Well alright
Got anything for someone who loves chicken thighs?

>>149172383
I don't know but his "super" form sinners and potentially goetia seem to get is terrifying.

>>149182110
I don't think it's personal. I think Viv is incapable of writing nuance on purpose and wants you to agree with her about certain characters being the "good ones", even if they're more despicable than their antagonists. Her villains are no bigger assholes than the protagonists, we just don't get to see them be sad uwu because she needs someone to make the asshole protags look better in comparison. Stella's character is the way it is to absolve Stolas of any agency in his wrongdoing. To justify it, even.

>>149182345
Haven't seen this Stella before but it's got my dick hyperventilating

>>149182075
The two of you might have a laugh about how much it reminds you of Andrealphus.

>>149182110
She's a fucking fujo first and foremost, her entire mission statement was writing a fag love story. Things like motivation, character development or world building bother her

>>149182176
I can't get enough of the idea of her being banished to Earth as a human and finding comfort in a good man. Her having to get comfortable living without all her luxuries but the love makes it worth it.

>>149182374
Popeyes.

>>149182520
A kindred spirit
I also love the idea of her grossly minunderstanding the human world and grossly overcompensating for it, all in an effort to make (you) happy

>>149182539
>Popeyes.
Are you trying to get him shot? Church's should do the trick without putting him in danger.

>>149182584
Yeah? How so?

>>149182613
Based and hmofa pilled.

>>149182588
He can come to my Popeyes. Nothing but Mexicans and white people here. Black pop is around 3-4%

>Stella publicly keeps you around as a member of her staff, your duties undisclosed
>you're Stella's little secret, she sneaks out to be with you

Choose

>>149182691
I'm saving that.

>>149182691
Option B
I'm terrible at keeping up lies so having to work one would destroy me

I miss the Birnon greens.

>>149182691
I love the fish-out-water dynamic so I'd go with staff member and to be fair she is a fairly busy woman with a hectic schedule so when I can't entertain her I'd like to help out the rest of her staff with whatever they're doing
Bonus points if they believe I'm some incredibly powerful wizard or her master of spies or something

>>149182639
>Popeyes
>Nothing mexicans and whites
thats weird the only Popeyes I've ever been too was filled with blacks, funny shit is they all pulled away from me when I went to go order like they were starstruck at seeing whitey there

>>149182467
Is this a real commercial?

>>149181702
>You always dread parties with Stella. It isn't her attempts of dominance over you that get to you, It's her drinking.
>Stella doesn't drink, she chugs wine like a fish in desperate need of water.
>She always get some wine on her dress and feathers luckily you're always there to wipe it away.
>At this party she spilled so much on her dress it revealed some of her frontal assets.
>She leaves in embarrassment but due to her drunkenness it isn't a hastily departure.
>Once she stumbles her way into the limousine and you two take your seats.
>She clings to you and starts to sulk which slowly turns into weeping planting her face into your chest.
>Despite all of this you hold onto her and contain your composure, she eventually looks up at you.
>Her eyes are red and sunken her feathers are ruffled and soaked with wine and mascara.
>You smile to brighten her mood, she attempts to crack a smile but the nights event prevent one from manifesting.
>So you start to hum to the tune of a song, this gets her smile to come forth. During the whole song you two never loose eye contact with each other.
>Once the song is over you quickly think of what to do next to keep the mood bright, Stella makes the choice for you.
>She plants her beak onto your lips then eventually placing her head back into your chest.
>You wont forget this night but you worry will she remember it at all, you just hope this is the start of her path to recovery and to happier days.

>popeye's
>chuch's
I propose Poulet Frit du Kentuky
She likes it because it's in french so she immediately assumes it's fancy

>>149182877
Such a well dressed gentleman too

>>149171051 (OP)
I like the way you think

>>149182837
>boner
>but also feels

>>149182877
Also, she probably thinks Colonel Sanders was an actual colonel.

>>149182931
You really don't think she'd be able to figure out what chicken is?

>>149182877
I rather take her to Texas Roadhouse

>>149182989
Road house.

>>149182946
>>149182596
>Church's Chicken
>"temples for these lowly creatures?"
>Popeye's Chicken
>"the greatest hero in human history, the warrior of the sea, fed upon these creatures?"

She'd then notice the similarities between her and a chicken and logically conclude we all worship her kind and feel mighty good about herself for the rest of the week

STELLA

>>149182989
Call it Thoroughfare Habitation of the Independent Republic of Texas to make it sound fancier

>>149183041
>logically conclude we all worship her kind
In a way that's true considering no nation on the planet doesn't not like chicken

>>149183041
What if you showed her that one fake newspaper comic panel that implies the farmer with a had been fucking his chickens due to their absurdly stretched cloacae and his massive schlong bulge??

>>149183041
>how incredibly fortunate you are, Human, for you are blessed by a GODDESS such as myself
>now let me nurture your soul, the same way the flesh of the NOBLE CHICKEN has nurtured your people for generations

>>149183155
I love how her idea of dirty-talk is comparing herself to tasty fried chicken

>>149171051 (OP)
Yes, yes of course, but do her boobs contain breast milk?

>>149183232
Why not?

>>149183232
That depends
Would you give your soul for that?

>>149183318
I'm willing to give my heterosexual dick is that enough?

>>149181813
She's still a saint when compared to the faggot she "abused" and the Imp he cheated on her with.

>>149183394
No souls only. Yours or someone elsegiven willingly.

>>149183215
>an impregnable spicy exterior
>a succulent juicy hellishly hot interior
>all just for you
>NOW BE GRATEFUL AND WORSHIP ME, MORTAL
>please, just hold me, I need you

>>149183425
Stella really is only a victim of circumstance, we should rally around her and tell Viv to shove her fujoshit "love" story up her ass. It's not even any good.
>>149183439
What if I gave her hundreds of millions?

>>149171991
Amazing

>>149183481
>What if I gave her hundreds of millions?
All the better

>>149171968
>All characters are in their grown up forms
I figured that was a given?

>>149173169
Just wait till season 3 drops

>>149173520
>coomers

>>149183481
Soul ain't a soul until at least conception.

>>149183545
Why did you use chatgpt?

>>149183611
To get its take after receiving my entire women redpill folder plus many text conversations we have had about women

>>149183504
>Stella grows more powerful the more creampies you give her
>she has this >>149182757 funny little shirt made to commemorate the disovery

>>149183504
I'm now questioning if sperm penetrating an egg is considered NSFW because it's kinda hot
Also
>GLORP

>>149183642
>>149183680
THAT"S NOT HOW SOULS WORK SPERM DO NOT HAVE SOULS

>>149183545
>>149183626
Sup Sandeep.

>>149183773
I take it you have friends that are girls? Or have had them in the past?

>>149183680
How would (you) go about impregnating your Stella?

>>149183693
Silence, liberal.
That line of thinking is precisely why the setting is hell.

>>149183785
How's your onahole? Are you still masturbating six million times a year, as recommended by Dr. Steinberg?

>>149183844
... with my penis???

>>149183844
Anon you release sperm regularly when you pee. That's murder, then.

>>149183844
>heart symbol
False conflation of sex with love

>>149183844
With a lot of hardcore sweaty passionate sex.

>>149183868
Yeah what Stolas and his faggot imp boyfriend have is not love but good luck telling Viv that

>>149183911
Why did my statement trigger you? Don't tell me you aren't a fan of emotionless sex?

>>149183939
I do not wish to engage in conversation with a homosexual or a fujoshi, begone

>>149183853

>>149183545
The thing about prostitution is true though. Most prostitute are women who would prefer not doing it, and the overwhelming majority of people forcing them into prostitutes and using them are men.

>>149183959
I think you are the faggot or the woman. Get your testosterone checked.

>>149183987
>le g-g-g-g-gay sex is wholesomerino
>b-b-b-b-b-breeder sex is le bad
Fuck off already, Viv
Go back to firing more people who worked for you for free

>>149183939
>Don't tell me you aren't a fan of emotionless sex?
What's the point of having sex, then, if it's devoid of emotion?

>>149183972
Yes, yes... post the same twaddle you've been posting for months now. And don't forget the AI slop!

>>149184007
Months? Is he a regular?

>>149183986
I think they should try getting a job if they don't wanna suck cock and get fucked for money. Besides, all women are inherently prostitutes anyway. Sex is never free for men, you always pay for it
>time
>effort
>energy
>money for clothes, car, gas, haircut, gym membership, food
>opportunity cost
>having to interact with a woman
>having to pretend like you like her
>>149184005
Not what I said
>>149184007
>What's the point of having sex, then, if it's devoid of emotion?
Are you being unironic? Compare and contrast your hand with a vagina

Oh I see, he's one of those /r9k/ fags who hates women so much he did a whole lap and is now a tranny

>>149184044

>>149184025
Sandeep is one of our resident schizos / subhumans.

>>149184030
Yes, I know what both feel like. You didn't answer my question, though: what is the point of having sex if it's devoid of emotion? Or are you the sort who makes light of a union, or otherwise can't feel love?

>>149184066
Because warm wet soft tight vagina > hand

>>149184079
Ah... now it makes sense. You're not about lovemaking; you just want a quick fix of pleasure, and nothing more.

I pity you.

>>149184025
Yeah, same guy that comes in here to push onaholes on people, spam reddit screen caps and AI slop, and he posted a photo of a VERY worn onahole next to a timestamp. Also on record as being into cuckshit, and had a meltdown at Icey because he wouldn't draw porn which led to him (poorly) trying to AI gen his art style.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148958480/#q148985234
He's a real specimen.

Gentlemen this is a civilized place
What ever your opinions on women and their needs matter not here besides we get that enough already as it is

We should get back to discussing why Stella, Mayberry and Roxanne the Demon Mother deserve better

>>149184056
Ebin spam
Janny, do your job already

The faggotry, onions, and estrogen in these threads makes me not wanna be here at all. Half the people here have revealed themselves to be faggot romantics who's hearts yearn for muh love and children, that or they are confirmed women. Disgraceful. /v/ /vp/ /pol/ /a/ and others beat the shit out of these sad trash board full of fat boomers who have done nothing but read comics and pine for romance for the past 20 years.

>>149184118
Don't worry, I'll be sure to edit the filenames from here on out since we got the archive police here. Get a life.

>>149183504
Source?

>>149184137
>>149184150
Damn, you're norwegian?
How fucking embarrassing

>>149184167
That's called a proxy retard, maybe I'll take a picture of a big American flag thats next to i-95 sometime just to prove a point. Then throw in a catbox of my full sex toy arsenal and my white hand.

>>149184137
You're free to leave, Sandeep (you won't).
>>149184150
>Oy vey stop noticing!
You get a life if you repost the same shit so much people notice lmao

>>149184187
>That's called a proxy retard
Confirmed for indian larping as white.

>>149184187
>openly admits to using a VPN
>goes with le hecking "white flags"
Lmao

>>149184196
The faggot, fat, middle aged s 0 y ish boomer cries out "Indian" because someone called out his romantic fantasies
>>149184206
Guess what? I just fired up my proxy to post this. Want me to nuke your faggot thread with porn?

>>149184150
>Get a life.
Ironic, considering all you do is masturbate to AI slop for hours at a time, each and every day. When not spamming threads, of course.

>>149180373
The desire to be a strong positive masculine figure.

>>149184196
What's the chances that she wears push up bra?

>>149184241
Nice mommy issues bro lmao

>>149184241
>Want me to nuke your faggot thread with porn?

>>149184241
Don't threaten us with a good time, faggot. We'll make more threads and you'll still be there cryibg shitfits because an artist refused to draw your cuck porn.

>>149183604
Did I stutter?

>>149184266
Kek this explains a lot.

>>149184266
>>149184325
>>>/v/713828372
That anon in there talking about his Lesbian big sister who taught him how the game with women works got lucky as hell. That is what mothers should do for their sons. I'll copy the core breakdown:
"Yeah she was an awesome surrogate mom.
>Cooked great food
>Never stopped lecturing me about "healthy body, healthy mind, healthy soul"
>Never let me sleep in past 6am
>Made me run 5k every morning
>Made me do situps and pushups
>Took me clothes shopping and taught me all about how to dress for my frame and what bought out my features
>Cut my hair every 3 weeks which was weirdly intimate and bonding.
>Taught me how girls bodies worked and how to get rave reviews
>Taught me what to look out for in a good woman
>Was there for me during my first heartbreak when I wouldn't listen to her
>Taught me how to fix motorbikes and DIY stuff
>Taught me how to cook, drive, ride a bike, swim, all that other shit that dad should have did
>Genuinely loved me so hard that I never even cared mom and dad were never around

Really. I owe everything I am to her. Everyone should have a big sister like mine growing up."

>>149184268
I wish he would spam porn, I'd enjoy that more than his retarded takes on gender politics and rambling about sex toys.

>>149184359
I yearn for the death of the boomers. The final generation that is still alive that psyoped and mindraped the boys into chasing romantic delusions and getting friendzoned.

How many fucking reports till janny gets off his morbidly obese ass and bans him?
I'm getting tired

>>149184385
He may very well be protected like all the other schizos / bots.

>>149184385
You retarded faggot? I have proxies. You CANT get rid of me. The only question is how much do I WANT to harass you. I have to compare and contrast that with doing other things, like playing video games, gooning, eating food, hanging out with people, watching youtube, or anything else.

>>149184408
>The only question is how much do I WANT to harass you.
I mean, you're free to do whatever you want. Isn't going to bother me none. The thread's just about finished anyways.

>>149184385
>this posts violates US law
Tranny jannies are OBLIGATED to check reports made under that reason
Good luck

>>149184376
I'm 26 so that has nothing to do with me, Sandeep. Go screech at em somewhere else.
>>149184385
They're actively malicious and don't care.

>>149184406
I only watched the first season but is Stolas 100% gay? Stella is hot even if she's a bitch

>>149184445
Yeah but that just means they'll ban you and leave the rule breaking post up, probably because you interrupted their goon sesh.

>>149184468
He's one-hundred percent a fag

>>149171962
>"But Stella threads seem to have the least controversy and thread drama"
>Current state of thread
You've jinxed us, Anon...

>>149184486
I'm sorry, anon.

>>149184385
>>149184474
It really is incredible how this retarded fucking website was down for two weeks, all jannies and mods got doxxed to hell and back, at least 19 of them quit on the spot because of it and they STILL didn't learn dick from it

>>149171051 (OP)
AI guy from before. Stella and my character are plotting to kill Stolas, and there are three points it can be done. Just after a meeting of the local nobility, during a walk out in the garden, or possibly when he is with Blitzo, so as to implicate that Blitzo murdered him.
Which seems better?

>>149184509
They don't even bother deleting posts anymore. I've seen them actively ignore threads that are getting shit up only to sweep them into /trash/ after hitting 500.

>>149184486
Worst is nobody just keeps on posting about comfy bird waif, they just play into it

>>149184311
No, proceed.

And of course the AIfag fucks off instead of spamming porn, because he'd rather cry like a bitch instead of doing the based thing. What a fucking fag.

>>149184518
I tried to keep the Thread from being derailed but my attempt failed >>149184103
Luckily I was able to get a Stella green in before it did get to this point

>>149184516
Sòyjak Party were unironically the good guys

>>149184516
Got a post deleted calling out Jannie inconsistency, then I see shit like >>149184408
Like, come on dude...

Who?

>>149184518
>they just play into it
I'm guilty of this, for which I apologize. It's just hard to resist a good shit-flinging session.

>>149184587
Hoot?

>>149184596
Give a hoot.
Draw a waifu from a shitty animated show.

>>149184568
Now that owl has one fat ass, but it doesn't dissuade me from burying my face in Stella's tail feathers and licking her very real pussy and not cloaca until she fills my mouth with her girl cum.

>>149184518
Maybe if the morbidly obese pedophiles we call a janitorial staff did their fucking "jobs"

>you now remember the pajeets who helped bring the site back were rewarded with janny positions

>>149184582
Yes. Unironically. I hope they hack this place ten more times.
>>149184584
Told you they're actively malicious.

>>149184445
False reports are against the rules retard

>>149184644
So?
Who gives a fuck about the comfort of tranny jannies?
They're here to sweep up the place, not to groom kids on discord

>>149184655
You will cause you don't have proxies

Jannies get off your fat asses and do your jobs already, if you weren't going to do them you shouldn't have signed up and need to be kicked out of the chair.

>>149184659
Are you a fucking Mysterion VPN shill? Is that what's going on here?
That's the one Joshua Ùlmer, good friend of jannies, uses

>>149184102
I found the AI generator for Icey's style on an AI art site. I already have a lot of porn. I COULD make the stuff on my own but its a huge pain in the ass until the technology gets better.

>>149184733
>AI did a shitty job
No shit Sandeep. Your standards are bedrock.

>>149184733
Your retarded /v/ thread got autosaged instead of deleted
How much tranny janny cock do you suck on discord?

>>149184750
What the fuck do you even do with these schizos when trannies protect them like this?

>>149184771
Beats me

There's a mexican retard who floods the catalog in /sp/ with his retarded faggotry and much like this dude he swaps between white flags with his VPN, instead of kicking him out like they fucking should the tranny jannies instead ban the people who point out there's a retarded mexican with a VPN spamming the board

>>149171051 (OP)
Anyway, let's forget about them. How would you make Stella happy?

>>149184771
Might be better to just ignore the schizos from here on out. Seriously -- they've no power unless you hand it over to them by constantly reacting.

>>149184804
Sharties need to hit this place even harder next time. I want a bloodbath.

>>149184745
Damn I thought I had a hard on for Icey's style, I didn't know dimwitdog was going wild lately!
https://files.catbox.moe/o5flsx.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/70y3m2.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/jb2yqj.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/rjnii9.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/zcikjs.jpeg
>>149184750
Wasn't my thread
>>149184771
You kneel. You shut your fucking mouth. You cease and desist from insults, slander, and opposition.

>>149184807
I'd be the Kronk to her Yzma
As in be a dumb himbo who hangs out with her because unlike the rest of the world I see the good in her

>>149184825
Lmao go fuck yourself Sandeep I hope you get killed

>>149184811
You do remember they got rid of the IP counter, right?
When you don't engage with them they samefag, it happened all the fucking time in the otherchans while the site was down

>>149184861
I hope I get to meet you IRL so I can crack your jaw.
https://files.catbox.moe/0tdtjz.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/w33za1.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/fxts4w.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/np2clp.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/ao2lxb.jpeg
Damn! I didn't know Jizoku finally stopped making his crackship porn!

>>149184875
Yeah this, the only way you stop them is by physically laying hands on them and if that were an option they'd keep their mouths shut. That's why they vent their insecurity online instead.

>>149184892
>I hope I get to meet you IRL so I can crack your jaw.
Now this is an actual threat, an actual violation of US law

>>149184911
Ok? Shall I activate my proxy again?

>>149184892
What, you gonna catch a flight out of India and whack me with those carpal tunnel ass fap hands?

>>149184922
You can tell how fucking cool they think they are by how they talk about airplane mode like it's a super power
The retard in /sp/ does the exact same thing

So, which do I pick?

Lets go dim!!!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/3k7haw.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/7u9e51.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/dmk6ub.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/5svmr4.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/yip3qc.jpeg

>>149184943
The 15 min timer should've stayed, it helped at least put a dent in shit like that.

>>149184807
Just be there for her and be strong for her, sure you could stroke her ego a bit but not too much like watering a flower.
You could take her out on a nice date fancy or not or just a simple nature walk, sometimes simple is all you need
Talking shit about Stolas while easy & fun would remind her of him and their failed marriage make sure to keep her mind off of Stolas

>>149184902
Lol I long for the day I get to beat anti-coomers to a bloody pulp. Fingers crossed my dream comes true.

I'm not gonna bother check out his retarded links but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's cuckshit, right?

The retards in /vt/ do exactly the same thing

>>149184980
Gonna have to stop fapping and put some muscle on those bones first Sandeep

>>149184986
Shockingly, no. It's just low quality human / Loona porn.

>>149184997
Man's got an image to keep, he can't mask off just yet

It begins.

>>149184980
>avatarfagging with le smug white guy
The retard in /sp/ does the same thing, makes it all the funnier when he slips and makes it clear his real name is Paco

>>149185024
All this because he wouldn't draw you cuckshit lmao
Jannies actually are paying attention btw, I just got warned for telling them to do their jobs meanwhile all the spam and rule breaking shit is still up.

>>149185024
>acts like it's a big revelation
>still riddled with the usual errors
Uh huh.

It will only get better over time.
https://files.catbox.moe/z8c40w.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/sqnnue.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/xikk7a.jpeg

>>149185024
Wow I thought I had a stroke the thumbnail fooled me into thinking she wasn't speaking gibberish.

>>149185058
>his heart didn't melt when Loona said "I ce toma ts to yoet ynt 17a"

He is aware the Miyazaki AI model keeps the text intact, right?

>>149185074
Whatcha gonna say once it can make images that don't have gibberish or visual errors?

>>149185084
He'll probably say "em gu ele tu 48ca bki"

>>149185057
Fucking idiot.
>wanting to see loona get banged by a human is cuck shit
Wow

Honestly if the jannies don't care about AI spam maybe we ought to just fight fire with fire and post AI images mocking him until he pops a blood vessel.

>>149185102
Liking NSFW shit with catbox is an outright violation of the rules, tranny jannies are just too fucking lazy to do their jobs

>>149185102
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148958480/#q148985234
Then why'd you whine that Icy wouldn't draw cuckshit here?

>>149185084
I might give you a gold sticker and a pat on the head. But likely I'll just roll my shoulders and carry on with my day, since I have better things to do than masturbate, or trying to replicate an artist's style.

>>149185120
I wonder how much dick he must have sucked for them to look the other way.

>>149185024
>>149185067
It's like cthulhu speech.

If one wanted to get started with AI, how would they start?

>>149185167
>Loona is summoning the Great Old Ones

I use AI as well, but I keep it to myself.
Not even my creations are as... Repugnant as these shown here. Begone, Pajeet. You do not belong here.

>>149185120
Lel, and how often do anons do that on /co/?
>>149185132
>Wanting anon to fuck loona is cuckshit

>>149185182
Hell I generate lewd shit too, but there's one thing I understand.

>>149185169
>>>/aco/8856640

The guy who runs this general is all to happy to teach people the ropes, hang out, ask around and practice

>>149185189
Ah ah ah, don't deflect. You posted this. So why did you whine that he wouldn't draw cuckshit?

>>149185216
Thanks. I'll use it to make images mocking you. :)

>>149185234
I'm not the cuckspamming pajeet, I'm on your side
Knock yourself out, make sure you add stink lines to whatever you make of him

>>149185247
Oh, based.

>>149185257
Redpilled even

>>149185169
https://civitai.com/models/1607321/icey-starr-style
https://civitai.com/models/1418815/dimwitdog-artist-style-ilustrious
https://civitai.com/models/861119/dimwitdog-artstyle-or-lora-pony-and-illustrious
https://civitai.com/models/725426/jizokuharkart-artist-style
>>149185227
Can you read?
He made Loona and Anon as a couple. He made her talk about sex with OTHER people.
And he wouldn't draw her having sex with her anon boyfriend.

Do you think, if he stepped out of the show and saw the fan base, and the trajectory of his life, Stolas would be happy?

>>149185295
the image was about anon cuddling her tail dipshit

>>149185314
It should have been about sex.

https://files.catbox.moe/p6oe22.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/ll1szl.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/jax78t.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/0dbq82.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/b74at9.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/7ye36r.jpeg

>>149185322

Why is there a flame war?
>>149185403
I don't understand her appeal.

>>149185403
>can't even get a pencil right
Not sure who you're trying to impress here, my guy. All you're doing is making Loonafags and AI adherents look more unhinged.

>>149185464
AI will keep getting better. I will watch your artistic spirit crumble.

This was such a fucking kino thread, man...
Why must all good things come to an end...

>>149185539
This thread is what happens when people launch an anti-sexual barrage and the other people don't back down

>>149185458
I get Loona's appeal it's just not for me and to be frank she's overrated
Goetian Women mainly Stella, Imp cowgirls mainly FemStriker, Human Mayberry and Roxanne the demon mother
The latter two deserve as much loving as Stella

https://files.catbox.moe/bczgas.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8luggr.png
https://files.catbox.moe/d77j3z.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/bei5l2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/q3cue4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ohl3dj.png

>>149185539
In this day and age you just have to make do with enjoying it while you can and hope you get in early enough.
Also I want to rape Octavia's face.

>>149185601
>Click first link
>Ai
>It even copies but fucks up the Patreon signature
Not clicking the rest.

>>149185539
It was a good Thread
Till some cretin got uppity over a single word

>>149185580
>Roxanne the demon mother
Who?
>>149185714
Is he beat up?

>>149185554
People are fine with sex, just not AIslop spam and onaholes.

>>149185732
The Demon Mom from the pilot, the mother of the baby that Loona kicked
>>149185732
Yes

>>149185714
You can really tell who has an actual life with obligations and responsibility and who really has nothing better to do than try to win a pissing contest on a chinese net weaving site. I can't imagine this guy's life is going well if he's here throwing tantrums about AI and onaholes on a daily basis.

>>149185789
The AIslop thing is whatever
The real kicker is him preaching about sex toys for men as a replacement for women because he read a grifter PUA book once

>>149185852
Are you serious? Holy shit lmao

>>149185864
Sadly yeah
They fucking hate his guts in /pol/ too

>>149185539
I'm afraid to read the whole thread

>>149185908
He's active in /pol/ too? Damn man, no wonder he's a psycho.

>>149185908
His hatred of women is cartoonish to the point of being a caricature. I might label him a bot, or even an AI, had he not supplied the picture of that onahole and his hand. The fact that he's apparently white and not Indian makes this all the more pathetic.

>>149185923
The whole Thread isn't bad
It' just when the ping ponging starts it went downhill

>>149185956
Are we sure he's not just pale from never leaving his house?

>he really spams jizzoku slop

>>149185973
Can Indians even get that pale? Maybe he's an albino or something. Regardless, I'll keep calling him Sandeep. If he's going to act like an Indian, he ought to be named like one.

>Sandeep is STILL going

>>149186004
True. If the boot fits.

>>149185760
>"Sex toys? For women: self-care. For men: creepy, desperate, weird."
>>149185908
/pol/ is super redpilled on women, do you even use it or are you just going through the archives trying to find every instance of the s 0 y boy image?

>>149186034
Faggot I don't care what women do like you do. It's funny how tilted you get when you shill sex toys and get told to fuck off.

>>149186034
>For men: creepy, desperate, weird.
The only one making it weird is you, with your shilling and babbling about replacement. Women, for all their faults, have never done that to me.

>>149186053
Keep coping
>>149186062
Not really, /co/ is the only board I know of that reacts with such hostility to it. /a/ is a shining example of full embracement.

One of my friends actually has an onahole, he just largely doesn't go on and on and on about it and tie it into gender politics.

>>149186094
Women go on and on about dildos and tie it into gender politics.

>Keep coping
I accept your concession.
>Not really, /co/ is the only board I know of that reacts with such hostility to it. /a/ is a shining example of full embracement.
Then go ramble about it on /a/.

>>149186106
Nah I accept (you)r concession. Nope. You will watch as /co/ follows in /a/'s footsteps, like so many others.

>>149186103
>Sandeep is emulating women
LEL

>>149186116
Enjoy your hand

>>149186113
>no u
Yeah see? Normal people don't go on and on about trying to win pissing contests or how they have to "enlighten" people about AI, redpilling and women with almost religious fervor. You're broken, bud.
>>149186130
Enjoy your fembrain. Can't believe you'd emulate women behavior.

>mindbroken

>>149185539
Half of it is an incel forum thread.

>>149186130
>Enjoy your hand
Are you guilt-tripping him about his masturbatory preferences? Isn't that something a woman would do?

>>149186152
>back to spamming his stale memes and buzzwords
Every time. Man if I ever have a kid like you I'm whipping him with a belt and taking away his internet access.

>>149186161
No it means "your loss" with a subtle snarky twist
>>149186167
Good way to have him leave you to rot in a nursing home

>>149186161
It is ironic, isn't it? He whines about women yet he ends up falling into fembrained behavior, and always justifies it with "well women do it why can't I?!" He's one bad day away from trooning out.

>>149186184
So you want men to be sexually desperate and chase women purely to solve that problem? Am I getting this right?

>>149186182
Well you're used to not having a dad around, so I'm not surprised that plan sounds appealing.
>>149186199
Gaslighting and misrepresenting arguments like that is also something women do.

By the way the last time he did this they waited until the thread hit 500 and then threw the thread into /trash/. Peak laziness.

>>149186209
If you think you can make boys/men crave romantic monogamy by sexually starving them you are delusional.
>>149186231
Maybe consider not saying anything the next time I drop a woman critique, an AI image, or a sex toy reference?

>>149186199
Eliminating women from the equation isn't going to solve that problem. You can grow your own titties, and pretend your onahole feels like a vagina all you want, but the desperation will remain.

Then again, you've made it abundantly clear this is all about sex for you; the romantic aspect means jackshit.

>>149186244
>Maybe consider not saying anything the next time I drop a woman critique, an AI image, or a sex toy reference?
Holding the entire thread at gunpoint, and chimping out if someone crosses the line, sounds awfully petty to me. Like something a woman would do, hm?

>>149186244
>maybe just let me shit the thread up and then I won't feel the need to shit it up more!
Yup, this is peak "mommy love me!" mentality. He didn't get any attention as a kid so now he overcompensates by shitting up threads for the attention of strangers and shits on women out of resentment for his mother.

>>149186274
Yup. Women do this sort of thing all the time, act irrational and then blame everyone else.

Oh suddenly he's quiet. Maybe we struck a chord. Hit too close to home maybe?

>>149184163
Elzzombie on e6/rule

>>149186342
If there's anything I've learned about narcissists, it's that hypocrisy is usually met with silence. There will never be that moment of reflection that a normal person would experience, though. He'll likely be back to the same old routine soon, as if nothing had happened.

In any case, it was a good thread while it lasted...

>>149186415
Indeed. At least it's fun to dunk on the troll, that's something if the Powers That Be don't feel like doing the job they signed up for.

>>149186246
I actually feel very relaxed given certain things
>>149186274
Its not holding at gunpoint or chimping out, its me being better at internet shit flinging than you are, and you initiate said flinging anyway
>>149186282
Total distortion of reality
>>149186415
Either I'm "spamming" or I'm "running away"

Ah okay there he is, and back to fembrained gaslighting and deflection as I thought he would.

>>149186455
>Its not holding at gunpoint or chimping out, its me being better at internet shit flinging than you are
If you flip out like this when you get made fun of for saying retarded shit... no you're not lol

>>149186455
>There will never be that moment of reflection that a normal person would experience, though.
>He'll likely be back to the same old routine soon, as if nothing had happened.

>>149186485
>>149186492
I am backed up by the sentiment of multiple boards, your "you are the odd one out" talk does not impress me.

>>149186505
>yeah well my internet friends think I'm based!
LOL

You guys are still going at it?
I was hoping the Thread would be put back on its tracks

>>149186518
(You) are part of why /co/ is a joke to other boards.

I see the thread caught fire for the beginning of the weekend.

>>149186524
Unfortunately the jannies aren't doing anything about him so we're throwing peanuts at him instead.

>>149186505
You remind me a lot of Loxxie Schizo, curiously enough. Both of you go apeshit over the smallest of transgressions, deflect blame, gaslight, etc.

>>149186524
Just wait for the next thread, Van Cleef. This one's toast.

>>149186533
Said other boards are a joke. If you like them so much then go back, gaylord.

>>149186555
Similar physiognomy for sure. Nice trips.

>>149186555
>Just wait for the next thread, Van Cleef. This one's toast.
That may be the case, I even did a Stella green too
This Thread was doing so well

I love Stella

>>149173587
Good on you and I'd certainly look forward to reading it. I tapped out after the first season. From the sounds of it, season two crawled straight to the bottom of the dumpster where the garbage juice had pooled. It really is a shame cause I like the character designs and I find the fics to be interesting, but the shows feel like they were written by a quirky/obnoxious girl who never grew beyond middle school.

=)

>>149186644
She is cute.

Would stella be easy to please in the bed room?

>>149186762
Probably. I can't imagine her being very experienced, nor having much stamina. Whatever you do will have her seeing stars.

>>149186644
based human male

Who the hell is this women obsessed nog spamming AI?

This thread needs more octavia, at least now at the end

>Be me
>Friday night and feeling especially lonely
>First attempt at summoning a demon
>End up getting lucky and summon both a young bird girl and a female hellhound
>"Are you wearing cargo shorts?" The hellhound asks in repugnance
>"It gets humid in Ontario during the summer" I reply without making eye contact
>"Is that a General Grievous figurine?" the bird girl now questions
>"The CIS are my favourite Star Wars faction" I answered
>The two of them let out a simultaneous shiver of disgust and get ready to leave after calling me hurtful words like "Pathetic" and "Canadian"
>They get ready to leave, but I stop them
>"Please wait! I have Little Caesars and we can stay up and watch Farscape!"
>The two immediately change gears and we spend the night eating bags of crazy bread and trying to figure out Chiana's accent
>They're drinking all my Pabst Blue Ribbons and eating all my candy, but I'm just happy they're having a good time with me
>End up watching Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park 3 before falling asleep
>Wake up alone in my apartment
>Sad that it was just a dream
>Find a note attached to my Grievous
>"Get more beer, Reese's Pieces, before summoning us tonight, Leaf!"
>Feeling pretty good right now

>>149186916
We call him Sandeep. He's got issues.

>>149186924
Why not both?

>>149186986
Agreed, both is good

Stella should've killed stolas

>>149186957
>after calling me hurtful words like "Pathetic" and "Canadian"
I snorted at this. Cute green.

>>149187012
Why do you think she hired the hit man twice?

>>149187009
>Those talons

>>149187012
Kill him with what though?

>>149187069
A nuke.

>>149187069
Chicken and winnigenish

>>149187126
YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS!

>>149187157
HEY! YOU DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE THAT WAY!
>I'm Lucifer!

>>149187177
Mr Lucifer, would you please sit down?

Hey what is Velstadt's weakness in Dark Souls 2?

I want to FUCK Millie

>>149187513
Sallie...

>>149187541
>Sallie

>>149187541
>>149187624
>That one video where Sallie rapes Millie's mouth, Moxxie finds her passed out in the family guy pose, and Sallie is in the background Fortnite Dancing

>>149187786
Jesus fuck I was kidding

>>149186924
The series in general needs more Octavia and Loona, or maybe just turn it into a spinoff.

The image of a blown out sex toy is burned into your mind, your neurons just activated.

>>149187826
No.
You live with your joke.
https://files.catbox.moe/pk69ir.mp4
Behold.

>>149187908
I'll never forget the time stamp or that sun-starved hand.

>>149187966
I never saw it.

>>149187978
The onahole was VERY beaten up

>>149188000
Do I... Want to see it?

>>149187966
>>149187978
>>149188000
>>149188003
I got multiple brand new replacements. The other one got pretty loose. And the sun is for blue collar laborers.

>>149188005
Kek fag has a collection. They're right you really are fembrained.

>>149188019
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/meiki-no-syoumei-05-zhang-xiao-yu
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/venus-real-soft
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/umi-no-ana-2-carnivorous-mermaid

>>149180166
>>149180382
>ywn be Stella's emotional support Human
feels bad

>>149188005
Buddy, my last actual sexual encounter was six years ago.
Even I don't resort to such things like Onaholes or shit like that.
Please, be better. If not for yourself then for your family.

Alright, mister mommy issues is still clinging to these threads. Guess I'll have to get some AI images going after all. Any suggestions before the thread closes out? They have to be on topic or his babysitters will just remove them.

>>149188060
See >>149183545 >>149186199

>>149188054
>why yes I AM a fembrained loser with a sex toy collection!
Why would you think confirming my accusations would help you at all?

>>149187009
I wish there was a version of these that wasn't giga-horny. I want a Stella statue on my desk.

>>149188078
See >>149188069

>>149188069
>making AI argue for you
Brown IQ.

>>149188097
Would you like me to copy and paste the text directly? Because that is my argument.

>>149188091
See >>149188097

>>149188110

>>149188105

>>149188105
>my argument is NOTHING!
I know, that's why I accept your concession mister motherless behavior.

>>149188128
I accept your concession.

I think I'm gonna go back to another thread...

>>149188144
>copies my post
>adds his dildo collection
Fembrained behavior.
>>149184825
>>149186113
And narcissist behavior. How old are you to talk like a supervillain? You probably got beaten up a lot in school lmao

>>149188151
>>149188167
>POV: my various onaholes after I applied this to them
https://www.toydemon.com/lotions-accessories/lotions/onatsuyu-pussy-juicy-lotion-370ml

>>149188173
Why are you the way you are

>>149188196
Because I lack the superpower all women have automatically: Infinite access to infinite sexual options with the opposite sex. I'm in the same boat as all other men. Granted, that's the only thing women have going for them in this life. If I was given the chance to reincarnate as a woman, I would say no. Despite everything.

>>149188227
May you one day grow up, and stop being so lonely.

>>149188151
It is not going stop until someone lays actual hands on this guy desu. Probably happened a ton in school which is why he larps on imageboards, where he can claim some small shred of control.... most definitely a meek loser irl and always has been.
>>149188173
Advertising is against the rules, whose dick did you suck to get away with it?
>>149188196
Scroll up, he has severe mommy issues and is active on /pol/. That should tell you everything you need to know.
>>149188227
Clear example. Paints a picture once you look at his posts in other threads complaining about his mom. It all stems back to resentment towards his mother, projected onto all women. >>149184266


It would be wise to bookmark this thread in desuarchive and save the screencaps. If he has protection from custodial staff then the natural solution is to drag his dirty laundry out and ridicule him.

>>149188243
There is no loneliness. Only an insatiable sex drive. There is no limit, no end to it. Its like asking, how much food, water, air, or sleep do I need? The quantity is ∞
>>149188260
I resent both parents, but I resent women FAR more. To say my disdain towards women is because of my mom is simply inaccurate. I would be pissed at women even if my history with my parents was perfect.

>>149188280
Deny it all you want but your history paints a picture. That's okay, many people aren't aware of the psychological factors that contribute to their pathology.
>I resent both parents
Tell us about your father. Is he one of said "boomers" you dislike?

>>149188298
The vast majority of parents are naive and delusional like the vast majority of people in general are, mine are no different. You clearly are not paying attention to what's going on with younger millennials and all of generation Z. The way the boys/men are suffering being left out of the sexual party, while a handful of men, and all the women, live it up. Boomers think the culture they grew up in never ended, but it did. Its very telling that they only become concerned when they perceive their fabled grandchildren as being in jeopardy. They never cared if our dicks were wet or not. "That's not our job."
Alright. Creating grandchildren isn't my job. But fucking women is.

>>149188333
So your dad WAS present in your life? Do you have any other siblings, or were you an only child?

>>149188280
I too have an insastiable drive, but I do not take it out on arteficial toys. Only through drawing, writing, and bashing my head in Dark Souls. You too can do this.
>>149188260
>Probably bullied in school.
>Active /pol/ user.
=(

>>149188424
Why would I try to suppress it instead of feed it?

>>149188424
See this is just my tinfoil hat at work here but Sandeep's apparent resentment towards his parents (mother in particular) tells me a few things. He clearly is projecting his lack of nurturing from his mother onto women as a whole, likely because his parents were more focused on his siblings or (if he's an only child) he blames his father for taking all of his mother's attention. He may have been completely touch starved and likely still is, probably as a result of this neglect and exacerbated by it later in life. When you're that alienated and socially isolated, it can manifest in behaviors like this.
>tl;dr: severe mommy issues that may or may not be linked to daddy issues
He also completely dodged my attempt to delve into his family life. Did we stumble upon something?
>>149184350
This gets even more obvious with him fantasizing about a surrogate mom with which he shares special intimacy.

>>149188472
You can be better than your base instincts. A man chooses, a mindless beast succumbs.

>>149188490
You can't reason with a narcissist.

Sandeep is living proof that nothing good can come from hedonism and materialism. I question too if he's able to feel any emotion at all, or even has the ability to dream. I know the NPC term gets thrown around a lot, but... there's just no humanity left in this fella.

>>149188486
You are WAY off
>>149188490
Subtract religion from the equation and your argument falls apart. What I want doesn't hurt anyone.

>>149188530
You do not need to be religious to have self discipline. A man, religious or not, can maintain himself.
You can do it.

>>149188530
>You are WAY off
You can say I'm wrong, but you can't state in any satisfying measure WHY I'm wrong. Your hesitance to engage and clear the picture for us tells me I'm more than likely correct.

>>149188539
I don't WANT to do it. I'm at peace with my lust. I'm a beast. I'm the man.
>>149188540
Parents being present, supportive, and keeping a roof over your head is NOT good enough. That just makes them glorified room mates who pay my bills. Women don't need any guidance in life. Their success with the opposite sex is pre-ordained. Men are a totally different story.

>>149188550
All of us will ascend high above, when the time comes, but the weight of your beastial nature will hold you down.
And you will be left behind.

>>149188550
>Parents being present, supportive, and keeping a roof over your head is NOT good enough.
Ah I see, so you admit there were things they should have provided for you but didn't. This supports my theory that your behavior stems from a lack of proper nurturing, likely more from your mother but probably from your father as well.

>>149188566
Go pray about it
>>149188570
Parents don't raise players, players raise themselves

>>149188572
>Parents don't raise players, players raise themselves
This has to be one of the gayest things I've ever read on 4chan. What are you, 13 years old?

>>149188572
>no argument
I think I've proven my point. Thanks for playing, anon. I accept your concession and hope some day you can realize these issues for yourself. It's the first step to becoming healthy.

>>149188584
>>149188586
Get your testosterone checked

>>149188594
Says the guy who acts like a woman.

>>149188584
>What are you, 13 years old?
As I said, social isolation and lack of nurturing from your parents leads to issues such as narcissism, emotional immaturity and anger issues.
>>149188594
I have children, anon. But questioning a man's masculinity is a VERY feminine thing to do.

>>149188603
I bet you'd say that about all the men who tore hookers' asses up at the lupanaria in Roman times

>>149188603
Gets even funnier when you remember he got accused of the same thing and shot back with "yeah well you're femoids!" Hypocrisy thy name is Sandeep.

>>149188613
That's an awfully specific example, bro. Is that what you fantasize about while nailing your onahole? Tearing up a hooker like some kind of 'player?'

>>149188612
If you don't teach your sons how to seduce women then you fail them in the most brutal, visceral, and personal way in the world. It is expected that the woman will be useless in that regard, but you are the man. Do your duty now that you've brought sons into the world. Otherwise never ask them about girlfriends or grandkids.
>>149188627
No, banging brothel women doesn't make you a player, but it is a classical and justified expression of pure masculine sexuality. Being player means being able to manipulate women into sexual activity. Rather than just winging it and relying on RNG.

>>149188635
Ah, anon.
My son is married.

>>149188635
>Being player means being able to manipulate women into sexual activity.
>manipulate
As I said in a previous post -- zero humanity.

>Watching Deadwood
>Take a quick peek at /co/
You individuals are STILL going at it?

>>149188643
I hope for both your sake's that he does not get divorce raped, and does not wind up in a sexless marriage. Unironically.
>>149188648
Women do not deserve mercy. When have they ever shown mercy to us? They are worse than indifferent, they mock male sexual frustration. They think its funny.

How would Octavia feel if she saw you dating her mom?

>>149188658
>I hope for both your sake's that he does not get divorce raped, and does not wind up in a sexless marriage. Unironically.
Why? Is that what happened to your parents? Is that why you resent your mother?

>>149188669
Because I care about other men, but not women. I am far from the only man who has been done wrong by women.

>>149188680
>dodged the question
Interesting.

>>149188680
>Because I care about other men
Could've fooled me.

>>149188689
>>149188691
My final post. Goodbye.

>>149188691
Oh he cares about other men alright. Why else would he be so worried about how they jack off? He REALLY cares.

>>149188699
Bye Loxxie Schizo! See you next week!

>>149188699
Not too late to make amends with your parents. I hope, anyway. Time on this Earth is precious.
>>149188713
He's not Loxxie Schizo, not at all. Their behaviors do not match at all, nor do their opinions. Be careful not to accuse unless you're 100% certain, or it poisons the well.

>>149188720
>>149186555
They're remarkably similar, right down to the obligatory farewell post.

Make sure you bookmark this thread in desuarchive, it'll be useful for when he shows up again.
>>149188743
I don't buy it, Sandeep wouldn't care about shipping and Loxxie isn't an AI guy. They're just too different in behavior and methodology, don't forget LS had moments of lucidity that Sandeep lacks. I just think there would be far more overlap between the two's posts if they were the same. I think this is more a case of schizos having shared behaviors than being evidence of being the same person.
Like I said, be absolutely sure and have reasonable evidence before you accuse. Otherwise they have ammo to gaslight and ruin your credibility.

>>149182110

All Latinas hate their mom.

>>149188769
We'll see. Given that there's seemingly a revolving door of schizos, all of whom have shared qualities and only minor differences, it could very well be one person. I'll keep my impulses in check next time, however.