>>514839012
Whos got oil?

>>214057705
Listen: I know this may be hard to believe, but some of us are handsome, take care of ourselves, and can talk to women without spilling spaghetti. I get stares from hot women daily and can make them blush with an opener.

You are simply incorrect, anon, and I gotta say this is a bonafide case of projection, my friend. Best of luck finding your shower and a gym.

>>513905079
>What do you bring to the table?
shitty job, my own place
>What’s your personality like?
even the people I hate like me
>Are you kind?
to people I like yes
>Do you call women “females?”
There are dozens of synonyms for women, I use them all.
>Are you intimidated by women who have their own education, career and money?
no, but they look down on me because I'm happy with my shitty life
>Are you controlling?
just enough, why should women have all the fun?
>Are you a good listener?
yes but I have my limits
>Are you more negative than positive?
I'm always negative, people seem to like that about me.
>Do you have a temper?
A big one but only about the little stuff, I don't care about the big stuff.

>long term relationship
i'm out

I agree he is the best actor that ever lived and will ever exist in this whole universe and all the other parallel universes combined