>REAL RETRO GAMES ARE SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH, CHUDDIE. I CAN ONLY ENJOY THEM IF THEY HAVE AN IRONIC SELF-AWARE METAFICTION CONSTRUCTED AROUND THEM.
>AND NO, I DON'T CARE TO READ ABOUT REAL GAME STUDIOS IN REAL LIFE.
>AND NO, THE GAME QUALITY DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS I GET MY DOSE OF SARDONIC SELF-DEPRECATING TONGUE-IN-CHEEK IRREVERENT SELF-AWARE WHOLESOMERINO IRONY. OKAY CHUD????