COME BEFORE YOUR EGGS DRY UP!

>ASL

24 M latino (white woman get me out this fucking place, not to fucking america doe you're all going to war there. European would be loved, just anywhere cold with white people)

>What are you looking for?

I want saviour buff 100/10 bimbo hentai mommy with le 'tism (hopefully to outmatch mine, I'd love that)

Who is able to keep up with my wavelength (aka you must have high iq and write a lot), with my sheer ravenous animal sexual desire that is still going strong as ever, who doesn't get the ick because of my schizo politics or religion (FUCK normie women who say "it's unappealing", you are weak, unchosen and my sons will send your mutt litters to die in war for them)

Who has imagination (IMPORTANT) and can play mom for me, who is a geek and into anime and fandom hentai bullshit, who wants to go out and have a save the world millennial ahh adventure with me (Deltarune)


>More requirements:

You must hate society

You must be divorced from your family (except your parents, our boys gotta have meemaw and peepaw)

You must have no friends (waste of time!)

You have to be just viking aryan nietzchean GIANT TITS amazon woman, you'll be subdued by me but you have to be willing to fight me (at least play pretend), you must be able to be my arch enemy but at the same time my soulmate (which is no different really)

IF YOU READ THIS YOU DENOUNCE: Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, LGBT, commienism, futanari, yuri, you denounce the whole world basically other than Christ and me.

No tattoos.

Virgin.

You must be taller than me (I'm 6'3)

Discord: @dontreportme_imjustaway

Catfishes beware, I'll mindrape you until you weasel out with your prolapsed anus between your legs. I'll outshitpost you until you fuck off.

I want irl, no daddy's girl with pink aesthetic (you're evil), no "I am such a silly innocent girl", you're evil too.

You must be a Homestuck.

You inspired me OP I will also make a personal thread and endure mockery of lesser men who are afraid, I am also drooling to be myself and have a codependent

>ASL

24 M latino (white woman get me out this fucking place, not to fucking america doe you're all going to war there. European would be loved, just anywhere cold with white people)

>What are you looking for?

I want saviour buff 100/10 bimbo hentai mommy with le 'tism (hopefully to outmatch mine, I'd love that)

Who is able to keep up with my wavelength (aka you must have high iq), with my sheer ravenous animal sexual desire that is still going strong as ever, who doesn't get the ick because of my schizo politics or religion (go fuck yourself normie women who say "it's unappealing", you are weak, unchosen and my sons will send your failed mutts from normiechad to die in war for them)

Who has imagination (IMPORTANT) and can play mom for me, who is a geek and into anime and fandom hentai bullshit, who wants to go out and have a save the world millennial ahh adventure with me (Deltarune)


-More requirements:

You must hate society

You must be divorced from your family (except your parents, our boys gotta have meemaw and peepaw)

You must have no friends (waste of time!)

You have to be just viking aryan nietzchean GIANT TITS amazon woman, you'll be subdued by me but you have to be willing to fight me (at least play pretend), you must be able to be my arch enemy but at the same time my soulmate (which is no different really)

IF YOU READ THIS YOU DENOUNCE: Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, LGBT, commienism, you denounce the whole world basically other than Christ and me.

NOT TOO MANY tattoos.

Virgin.

You must be taller than me (I'm 6'3)

Discord: @dontreportme_imjustaway

Catfishes beware, I'll mindrape you until you weasel out with your prolapsed anus between your legs. I'll outshitpost you until you fuck off.

I want irl, no daddy's girl with pink aesthetic (you're evil), no "I am such a silly innocent girl"

Homestuck.