Thread 34119783

This thread is dedicated to the people who know what pagers are and have actually been in a Blockbuster.

Come in and brag, lament, whine or make friends. Tell us how your hair is falling out and your eggs are drying up. Let it all out here and maybe meet some other oldfags.

We have a server too:
[spoiler]discord.gg/boomers[/spoiler]
Or if that doesn't work,
[spoiler]discord.gg/9gH2H29Vn3[/spoiler]

>>34119783 (OP)
10/10 place to date equal degenerate females and be a gay butt slut

Turned 32 this year.
Three more years before I off myself.

>>34119973
dont kill yourself

black male 38 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship

discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>ASL
37/m/us
>Interests
deep house, trip hop, reggae, blues, funk, disco, breakbeat, soul, jazz, r&b, hip hop
>Looking For
album sharing
album trading
>Not Looking For
voice/video chat
server/group chat
>Discord
quebra.mar

>Asl
32/m/MA
>Looking for
People who have something to say, people who are chronically online, someone to smoke with at the local cemeteries, someone to go fishing with
>Hobbies and interests
If you dont want pictures of the dead stuff I find outside, you probably dont want to hang. I smoke a lot of pot and am perpetually online. Nature is nice but music is better. I don't believe in ghosts, psychics, magic, or astrology but I really like the aesthetics of all those things.
>Not looking for
Gooners or political shit
>Discord
cosmic.thread

>>34119973
same feel here just seems a dead end

>ASL
30s, m, USA.
6'3, pic is me.
>Hobbies and interests
Working out/going to the gym
Tennis
Training
Video games. My favorite genre is jrpgs. I've been playing a lot of srpgs lately. Fire Emblem and all its clones, mostly.
TVs and movies. I watch like every reality and competition show. Squid Game Season 3 is my favorite though and I will see that new corny ass BasedMan... I mean SuperMan movie in a few days.
>Looking for
Females and shemales(that's the boomer term) to chat with.
>Not looking for
Minors, people that want a few bucks, ICE detainee, Antifa.
>Discord
negan20

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, totally into exploring my wild side through steamy chats. I love teasing and pushing boundaries while having a blast. My vibe is all about fun, and I get a kick out of seeing how far I can take things in our conversations. I can be a bit shy at first, but once the sparks start flying, it’s a whole different story! If you're ready for some exciting back-and-forth, hit me up on my app: e-m-y-z-e-t-h. Just remove the random spaces and dashes to find me! Can't wait to connect and see where our chats take us!

34 year old virgin here. I'm socially isolated and have a horrible time trying to talk or connect with people. I have a massive inferiority complex and feel unworthy of being around anybody so I never talk to people or leave my house. I wouldn't even know what to say

Non-wagie server! Owned by the oldest fag and most ironic shitposter! Come help it grow! No moderation!
https://discord.gg/XDwFesvK3N

>>34119973
Two years off from the expiration date myself. Relationship I thought would lead to marriage imploded after 3 years. Feels bad, man.

>>34120560
get a haircut. Your hair makes you look retarded. Go in and get a 1 fade, scissors on top.

True boomer discord server. We relive our nostalgia and past all the time. We still play wc3 and watch old cartoons and anime in vc too come join up if you're looking for pals

https://discord.gg/XrsRHmnDde

>>34121156
I get a #1 all the way around every 4 or so months. I figured if I haven't went bald yet, don't change anything. I'm getting a #1 in about a week.

>>34121136
It isn't over yet anon

>>34121597
Why would getting a different haircut make you go bald? Are you stupid?

28 f southern California near Tustin

Looking for irl frens near me >.<

Lately people have been pretending to be me on soc claiming I have child p*orn to share, because of this i will have to vet people due to trolls pretending to be me,

so please send me a email to chickn3@proton.me if you live near me and wanna be friends.

No internet trolls please. Only loyal friends I can voice chat with and meet up with!

FAQ down below -

Why not change your online identity?
Answer - because all the hate makes it easier to find loyal friends and helps me filter people because the 4chan trolls are really obvious. Unfortunately the discord trolls I got a few months ago were smart and not as obvious as the 4chan trolls. I lost friends due to a British e-boy in his early 20s making people pick sides.

just know that if you have a full head of hair at over 30 i fucking despise you.

>>34122633
You just got banned from a server for the pedophile allegations, my guy. It's truly not looking good for you.

>>34122644
>allegations

>>34122656
>simping for a tranny pedophile.
L O L
M
A
O

>>34122691
the "allegations" joke went straight over your head huh...the implecation beeing that they aren't allegations as so much as confirmed...not the brightest candle in the chandelier are we?

>>34122445
I didn't say that. I'm just saying what i've been doing is good luck so I haven't changed it. I can live with a month of messy hair before it gets cut. Its fine until the third month.

>>34122633
>Answer - because all the hate makes it easier to find loyal friends
Nigga i know ur autistic but like you dont have to be the retarded kind of autistic too

38 here
>member?

>>34119973
>>34120535
>>34120881
>>34121136
consider doing it now no one cares about your bawww post

>>34123321
How about showing them how it's done? Preferably through livestream.

>ASL
38/M/UK
>About Me
Upfront and direct I do work and have a life outside can’t always be available. A bull-daddy kinky I'm all about intensity and fulfilling my desires. Gentle, playfull, assertive, aggressive. Kind by nature, strict by principle, aggressive when necessary. I believe in honesty, and being direct looking for genuine people. I am Open to long term and regular. Do any of these resonate with what you're looking for, or would you like to explore a different angle

I'm looking for fun genuine girls and guys Enjoy I people who can laugh and joke and have down to earth conversations as well as get nice and dirty too.
>Interests enjoy console gaming, audio books, comics and geek stuff. As well as warhammer lore
Gaming, walking, TV & movies,

>Tag
Discord>savage_bones
Kik>Savage_Tones
Tellgram>@SavageTones

>asl
30 / M / Quebec
>about me
Tech guy working remote. Moved to Quebec last year to be near family - still fumbling through French like an idiot, but it's going alright. I travel a lot, love working from new places around the world. Originally from a farm in the middle of nowhere and miss it sometimes. I'm white, 5'10, a little fat but have been told im conventionally attractive. I think im a pretty normal person to be posting on 4chan, I just need a break from normie life sometimes. Also just got back from the bar with my friends and may be a little tipsy.
>interests
Film photography, museums, cooking, camping, jiujitsu, I read a lot and fall into rabbit holes constantly. Im sure we can find something in common. Bonus if you also have a crippling sense of ennui.
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, long term connection.
>not looking for
Severe mental illness, BPD.
>discord
totallies

>>34122633
Avoid, Chickn's a 35 y/o morbidly obese white man with BPD living in Texas who has a history of grooming children on Discord. He'll claim that he only groomed a 17 year old named gumshoe who he had sex with when they were 19 but it's been proven he groomed gumshoe when they were 16. He has also groomed kids as young as 13 and posted their nudes on 4chan Discord servers, which got those servers banned. Anons have been saying he's a man for years now and he refuses to post proof that he's a woman, claiming he doesn't want to be "doxxed." It's all but confirmed it's a man. He only wants adult anons to add him so he can manipulate them into spending money on him. He's been known to dox and harass anons who add him but refuse to pay, and he's admitted to doing this in the past. He'll also claim that the collage of proof is fake when half of it are posts anyone can find on the archives and the rest are from Discord. The Discord posts are real because Chickn's previous accounts were banned, and Discord needs actual messages (i.e. messages you can report with a link) to ban accounts. Hence, the messages are real otherwise Discord wouldn't have banned chickn's old accounts.

I've posted before and people didn't take me seriously. I am looking to have a child in the next 2 years.

>ASL
36/m/us
>You
gamer. absolute dweeb about movies. i yap like a film student over anything we're watching. i'd rather watch wong kar wai than wes anderson, but i like both. i hope you like something more than basic, mid tier horror movies.
>Kinks
not scat. that's my only hard no. i'm into a lot. was a sex worker when i was young. if you want a list of what's on the table, ask me about it. from suspiciously freaky, to vanilla. we do it all.
>Looking For
AFAB for Motherhood
a pipe dream really. someone that wants to be a mother, but isn't yet. i'm not a father and i feel like that dream passed me by. to reduce the risk of complications at my age, i'd prefer a younger partner, but i am open to someone in their 30s. someone to spend time with. having a kid or kids.
>Not Looking For
AMAB
friend collectors can kick rocks. people that don't want to meet in real life. people that are just role playing or experimenting, but don't want to do this in real life. people who don't take their pills if they need them
>Discord
moth_dander

18f, NEDERLANDS! I need some serious advice about my boyfriend, have a big problem and don't know what to do about it. Please help me out and please be able to have a normal conversation thank you.

My Kik: esmeegaatmee

>>34123321
i care

>>34124098
Werkt niet

>>34123973
Chikn has been banned from nearly every Discord, how does this person find the will to keep using the name

>>34123337
that is the dream anon, bet.
>>34124979
Nah, you don't.

Bump

>ASL
31 M PA
Tall, Thin, White, Dark hair and eyes.
>Hobbies and interests
Playing/Writing music. Cosplay. Thrifting. Fashion. Video games and anime, of course. I'm very much into Post-Punk, New wave, and Darkwave.
>Looking for
Single bio women with similar interests and know how to carry a conversation. Someone who lives close to PA. While I am looking for a relationship, I'd like to take things slow.
>Not looking for
Trans people, Smokers, Drug users, Non weebs, anyone older than 35, preferably. Leftists or overly political people. Obesity.
>Discord
heartlandmissiles

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET on SSI disability cuz autistic and deaf/Satanist/Misanthrope/recluse/hermit
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks, mexicans

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply...
.,,,,,

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old from the US, a little on the curvy side and totally love taking control in spicy chats. I thrive on pushing your buttons and watching you lose your cool, all while having a blast! I'm in my own world most of the time, and honestly, meeting people face-to-face can be a bit much for me, so that's why I'm all about the flirty vibes online. If you're down to have some fun and explore those naughtier sides, hit me up! Just add me on my favorite app by removing the spaces and dashes in the username: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y. Can't wait to chat and see how much fun we can have together!

wow this thread is grim. I better post in it
>asl
33/M/AL
>about you
white loser neet adhd
>interests
nature/animals/manga
>looking for
guys around my age. deranged ppl. fags.
>not looking for
young ppl. women.
>disc
yellowhammer256347

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit curvy and absolutely love taking the lead in flirty chats. One of my favorite things is pushing guys to their limits while keeping the energy fun and playful. I definitely have that naughty vibe going on! I’m usually vibing alone due to some social anxiety, so chatting online is totally my jam! If you're into some steamy texts and want to connect deeper, hit me up! You can find me on the app with this username: e-m-y z - e-t-h (just remove the spaces and dashes!) Looking forward to some spicy convos!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the east coast, a little on the curvy side, and I absolutely love getting wild in spicy chats. I thrive on pushing boundaries and making guys squirm, all while having a blast myself. I'm super flirty and pretty much always down for some fun, but social anxiety makes it tough for me to meet people in person. That's why I'm all about those late-night sexting sessions—they're just way more comfortable! If you're looking to spice things up with a fun, adventurous chick, hit me up. You can find me on that app with a ghost logo, just remember to fix the username a bit. It's e-m-y z-e t-h, make sure to remove any dashes or spaces! Can't wait to chat!

>>34119783 (OP)

>Sex
Male /m/

>Description

Looking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at rel587@protonmail.com

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account.

31/M/NZ
>About me
White, blonde.
By day I work in hospital, make good money. Looking to buy my own house soon on a single income.
By night I play videogames and watch less anime than I used to. Anything weeb or weeb adjacent (except vtubers)
Occasionally play badminton.
>Looking for
A wife.
Also friends, my friend circle has shrunk as I've gotten older and the friendships I have a pretty good but I also like meeting new people. Prefer IRL over online.
I work long hours sometimes and can't always respond super quickly, please understand.
>Contact
discord: neurotypical_mk2

29/F/UK

I haven’t been on here for a while, but I’m giving it another go. I’ve recently come out of a relationship, and like a lot of people, my circle of close friends has gotten smaller over time. I’m hoping to expand it a bit and find people I can chat to day to day.

I’m a bit of a normie these days. I read a lot and I’m a bit crafty. I enjoy gaming, hiking and going to gigs. I’m a night owl and tend to be awake at odd hours, always up for VC. Anything else you can find out along the way.

Discord: mysheea (alt account so easy to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

29/F/UK

I haven’t been on here for a while, but I’m giving it another go. I’ve recently come out of a relationship, and like a lot of people, my circle of close friends has gotten smaller over time. I’m hoping to expand it a bit and find people I can chat to day to day.

I’m a bit of a normie these days. I read a lot and I’m a bit crafty. I enjoy gaming, hiking and going to gigs. I’m a night owl and tend to be awake at odd hours, always up for VC. Anything else you can find out along the way.

Discord: mysheea (alt account so easy to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

>Contact Info
Discord: bigdorbo
>Age/Appearance
31, Big Fat Bisexual Dude with a Beard and a Mullet
>Location
Midwest US
>Favorite Book?
It would easier to link my Goodreads, but I'm into Fantasy and Sci-Fi. Howling Dark by Christopher Ruocchio is a good pick though.
>Interests
I get really focused on hobbies or games for a month or two then switch. Currently big on reading and Retail WoW. Also into Tabletop RPGs, reading and other video games. I like Dinosaurs a lot too.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
I am very shy as a person. I am also very anxious. Divorced last year. The only baggage related to it is lasting infidelity trauma. I am a working professional with my own home. I work about half the week then I sit on my ass and do pretty much nothing. I do not leave my home unless I need to for work or family.
>What are you looking for?
Someone to play WoW with would be nice. I'd say I play at a Normal or Heroic Raid level. Also looking for friends and or a partner, but I'm not desperate for either.
>Who do you want to add you?
25+ English speakers. Younger is fine too but definitely don't expect anything but friendship out of that. I like people who yap a lot and show interest. I do the same thing.
>Who don't you want to add you?
People who do not speak, show any interest in me or my hobbies, cheaters, poly folks.

Bump

>ASL
33 / Male / Western NY

>About Me
I'm an unvaxxed and very redpilled individual who lives in a group home, doesn't like normies, and despises the shadow government (cabal). A few months ago, I got backstabbed by a normie bitch that I was dating with, and she almost caused me to an-hero, so don't expect me to trust you so easily. If you want my unvaxxed sperm, then try to gain my trust, don't hesitate to tease and flirt with me, and don't backstab me like the other normie woman did, lest you get BTFO'd and possibly thrown in jail by the big company who manages most of these group homes across the entire state of New York. I'm not willing to do any traveling unless your house is either within walking distance of my house, or your house is located somewhere close to the town I live in, because I don't trust being left alone with someone too far away from my house. If you don't like redpilled men who are 5/10 or below, or my post creeps you out because MUH SEX, then keep scrolling.

>Looking For
18-35yo unvaxxed cis-females

>Not Looking For
Men, troons, long term relationships (I don't want a repeat of what the normie woman did to me)

>Contact
694F0E40D3C57FE129C4E4E57C36BE1F069DBB1BA0EFFFEFF6391EE4C67A972E2D301C3AAE26
(The normie cattle fears the gigachad qTox user)

31 F Domme UK

Confident, teasing, and in total control. I don’t ask — I command. Obey me, and maybe I’ll let you beg for more.

Kik : Alex4sub
SC: diane257238
Session : GoddessDianee

>>34138401
>I'm an unvaxxed and very redpilled individual who lives in a group home, doesn't like normies, and despises the shadow government (cabal)
great OPSEC, now we know to infect one member of the group home and it will get you too.

>ASL
M, old enough to have opinions on the McDLT and have seen Powers of 10 on laserdisc, US
>About me
just here for shitposting and dad jjokes
>Looking for
small talk while on conference calls, local weather forecasts
>not looking for
deep interpersonal connection, first names
>contact
_boole_

>>34119783 (OP)
For those that are scared and hopeless turning 30 and 30 plus just letting you know, I see you all as father figure potentials, type to fuck my mom and such

lone_wanderer37

>>34139098
Please kill yourself on your next "incel walk" you stupid faggot. You will never have a dad and you will never fuck your mom unless you rape her. Your path to CWC World is nearly complete.

>>34139233
How do you know bout my incel walks

>>34139233
TELL ME!

>>34139521
Cause you post about it endlessly you sad fag

>>34139554
I do love stalkers so keep at it. also add me on disc lol lone_wanderer37

>ASL
32/M/Fr*nce
>About/Hobbies
Army guy that gets bored on base a lot. Mostly into normie stuff, I like outdoorsy things, keeping fit, into sports (play rugby, cycling, running), having a drink
Usually pretty sociable and open to a lot. Always down for a chat about anything
>Looking For
Women who like to have a chat as well, no dudes pls cause I've got an abundance of those at work all day. So it's nice to talk with the other sex from time to time as well when I'm on base
>Not Looking For
Dudes, trannies, sellers
>Tag
alterego1_

>>34119783 (OP)
I used to visit the Blockbuster at that strip mall with an Asda in Eastbourne a lot when I was 10.

>>34135756
muh, muh, muh, mysheearona

>>34119973
>>34121136
Am 41, just got out of my SECOND long term relationship that I wanted marriage and children out of. Imagine how I feel. Can't stop having flashbacks to my first love when I was 23 and she left me in a month, and knowing now she has had a family for quite some time eats at me. I'm not giving up.

>asl
30 / M / Quebec
>about me
Tech guy working remote. Moved to Quebec last year to be near family - still fumbling through French like an idiot, but it's going alright. I travel a lot, love working from new places around the world. Originally from a farm in the middle of nowhere and miss it sometimes. I'm white, 5'10, a little fat but have been told im conventionally attractive. I think im a pretty normal person to be posting on 4chan. Also just got back from the bar with my friends and may be a little tipsy.
>interests
Film photography, museums, cooking, camping, jiujitsu, I read a lot and fall into rabbit holes constantly. Im sure we can find something in common :).
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, long term connection.
>not looking for
Severe mental illness, BPD.
>discord
totallies

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the States, a bit on the curvy side, and I just love taking the lead when it comes to spicy chats. There's nothing quite like getting someone to lose their chill on cam while sharing some fun back and forth. I'm all about those flirty vibes and can totally keep it interesting! I often find myself in the mood (total firecracker over here!), but I do struggle with anxiety, so meeting up in person can be tricky. That's why I'm all about those late-night texts and naughty conversations. If you're looking for a fun sexting partner, hit me up! You can find me on the app with this username: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y. Just remove the spaces and dashes for it to work, alright? Can't wait to connect and see where our chats take us!

Bump

i hate this. i hate being light headed and starving from eating normal human amounts of food for once in my life instead of bingeing. i hate the gas from my ozempic when i indulge. i hate how horny abstaining from gooning and starting lifting is making me. i hate my small penis and the fact that it won't even get fully erect anymore when it's spontaneous. i hate how lazy i am. i hate how i put off things like getting new blinds because i told myself I'd get a job and move out. i hate how i can't be content for more than a day at a time. i hate how there's literal years of suffering and effort like this before any small real world change would even register

>>34119807
Are there actually 30+ women on that server?
I've noticed on both 4chan and discord that women (female) past their 20s essentially don't exist outside of like one or two exceptions.
I assume they all get pregnant and leave the internet while the guys from ten or twenty years ago remain, such that in the 2030s you'll see a lot more guys in their 50s on 4chan alongside girls who are still in their teens and 20s like they've always been here.

This thread is depressing me. Looking for an age-appropriate male partner on this site is a lost cause.

>>34143149
>Looking for a partner on /soc/
>Looking for a partner on 4chan dot com
>Looking for a partner on the internet

Just say you're stupid.

>asl
41/m/canada
>interests
loonix, computers, writing, killing time, watching videos
>about me
I've been NEETing for a long time. I'm chronically online because I have nothing better to do. I want to be a wagie in my cagie because Id be less bored and have more money.
>Looking for
Random people to talk to
>Not looking for
sycophants, people who are overly moody, friend collectors.
>tag
thepenguinsarebored

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US and I'm all about that fun, flirty vibe. I love taking the lead in our steamy exchanges and seeing how far I can push your buttons while having a blast myself. Honestly, I'm a total nympho at heart, always ready to dive into some spicy chats! Socializing out in the real world can be a bit overwhelming for me, so that's why I'm all in on messaging. If you're looking for someone to tease and keep things exciting, hit me up! You can find me on my favorite app: z-o-y-m-e-l-l (just remove the spaces and dashes to find me). Can't wait to connect!

>>34143149
state your sex/gender and define "age appropriate"

>ASL
33/Male/NOVA area Virginia

>Physical description
Unfortunately very similar to Elon Musk from the neck up
6 ft 2 will post proof
Blonde and freckled

>Interests

Hobbies: Gundam kits, hiking, baking, swimming, gardening, Gaming, Chatting, Paranormal and occult stuff
Fandoms: Chiikawa, Pretty Derby, Jojo, DBZ, Yakuza, Creepcast, Epic: The Musical, Alien Stage
Multiplayer Games: Dead By Daylight, Hunt: Showdown, Outlast Trials (Open to trying new games.)

>Looking for

Honestly, people to do IRL stuff with, preferably. The area I live in is pretty snooty and hard to make connections at work. I'm also willing to just chat with people. Get an idea of areas I might wanna move to. My lease is up in a few months. Thinking about moving.

I like to talk to people daily. Send you stupid jokes or ask you random questions. I'm also available most of the day, so I respond fairly quick when I can. I do puns and give Dad advice for free. I just ask that we talk about a wide variety of stuff. Otherwise, I'm charging hourly for therapy.


>Not looking for
Anything Sexual from a man/ex man
Skitzos
Meanies
Minors
Anyone who ghost for days
Complainers
My dedicated /soc/ stalker
Feds
Pedos or dog fuckers
beggers

>Contact

Discord
absolute.unit.731

>Asl
31/m/Boston
>Looking for
Friends to chat or make art with.
>Hobbies and interests
I am an abstract artist, my post is the art I make with sharpie, marker, and pen on paper. I really like Aphex twin, Seinfeld, and a lot of other media. Send me what you've been listening to on repeat this week, I will do the same!
>Not looking for
Idk I'm pretty tolerant
>Discord
swang0

>>34122849
I had Dog House Blues as my ringtone for a while, it was funny seeing people looking like they'd had a memory triggered but not knowing what.
Also had the Metal Gear Solid codec chirp as my message notification noise.

black male 38 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship

discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

36 M KY, 6'1, dominant, but easy going and talkative. I'm a professional with a corporate management job working in software engineering. I have a kinky side that few people in my personal life know about. Id love to talk with others, preferably women, who relate to this. Im legitimately interested in casual conversation and getting to know you beyond just the sexual topics, it's much better when there's actually more to it than that. After establishing some level of mutual comfort, im potentially down to voice chat. Really interested in movies, trivia, health, fitness, self-care. I strongly prefer if we can actually have sustained attentive conversation rather than single one-word messages once every few hours.

On the kinky side, I enjoy BDSM, rough sex, exhibition, group stuff, breeding, cum play, exploring taboos and trying new things. I appreciate discussing and learning about new and unusual kinks and interests even if they aren't my thing and would love to find others with the same curiosities about human sexuality.

Discord: ContextMatters

>>34146183
a female in a 30+ thread being asked what age-appropriate means... context clues are important and should be used

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET on SSI disability cuz autistic and deaf/Satanist/Misanthrope/recluse/hermit
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks, mexicans

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,,.

>>34150098
an age appropriate match for a 30yo girl is a 40yo man. the 30yo men can pull 30yo girls all day long and can find one to birth them children without worry.

>>34150310
*30m can pull 20f all day. apologies for the unfortunate typo

Boomer discord server where we reminisce about the good old days. We talk about old anime and games and have a generally nice vibe to all interested people who want to go back to the past

https://discord.gg/FPMzsfNrgE

hey there, i'm a 21-year-old girl from the us, a bit on the playful side, and i love taking the lead in those hot chats. there's something thrilling about getting guys to the edge while i’m having a blast too. i’m usually on fire (totally nympho vibes!), but sometimes my anxiety keeps me from going out to meet new people. that’s why i’m super into spicy texting, it’s just so much easier for me! hit me up on 4messenger: c-a-mi-l oxr-je (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! can't wait to connect and have some fun!

>ASL
34/M/UK (I live abroad though)

>About/Interests/Hobbies
I've lived in quite a few different countries-- as cringe as the term "digital nomad" is, it dos apply to me. Currently trying to get my own business off the ground.
I like rock music and used to play the guitar a lot.
I am "far-right" by modern standards but it's not something I insist on talking about, and absolutely not something I am interested in debating
First used 4chan back in like 2006. Never thought I'd be back on this basket case of a board, however, I recently had a completely unexpected breakup with the woman I was convinced I would marry and have kids with. I'm basically fine, albeit dreading the "dating market" at my age, and could use some distraction with fun conversations. So far I've been pleasantly surprised to have spoken with a handful of cool, funny, interesting people from here

>Looking for
Talk to me about your life, tell me stories about your experiences. I don't find that having the same hobbies matters that much. Conversations like "I enjoy this film". "Me too! Do you also like that film?" aren't much fun. Stories about oddballs you've encountered are usually a good place to start.
If you're chatty we'll probably get on. Whether we only talk a few times or stay in contact for years, it's all good.
Not against VC after we've chatted for a bit. I like sending voice messages from time to time
Extra points if you're from mainland Europe, I plan to move somewhere there soon.

>Not looking for
Teenagers
Mega-sperg shut-ins
Incel/blackpill/woman-hating types
Severe mental illness
Lewd
Leftists
You can talk about your hobbies, just don't talk at me about anime/video games/whatever endlessly

>Contact
falco1010_

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>>34119783 (OP)
Can you post another link, neither of these work

>>34153639
discord.gg/CzMF875M
Try this one.

>>34143149
>>34150098
As an early 30s incel I would never want to date a woman in her 30s unless she was a virgin, which, let's be honest, none of them are. The idea of settling down with a woman whose most attractive, fertile, and youthful years are past, who was having sex with other men (doubtless with characteristics I dislike) while I was stuck alone, is absolutely unconscionable.

>>34135756
single man 62 Norwich , love hiking camping,dogs,looking for F to talk to.
6'1" 75kg, blue eyes, clean shaven, 6" uncut cock,will send (clothed)pic. email cleanskin9@protonmail.com

>>34150213
Damn you sound unpleasant

>>34143149
62 yo male Norwich UK, live alone .6' 1", 75 kg blue eyes, some hair, 6" uncut cock, taught at university, clean, honest, email cleanskin9@protonmail.com can send clothed pic

>>34141473
Better man than me. I've already planned on offing myself if I made it to 35 without so much as a date.

>>34153737
See, even the wizard understands what I'm talking about.

>>34155179

That's not a good sign

Am a guy who turned 30 years old this year. I don't feel old at all, looking for other people with fully developed brains that don't conflate that with being senile for some reason. Not terribly sociable typically but i wouldn't mind some dnms with strangers in vc. I sleep like a baby, have many faults and 0 insecurities. Hit me up with a disc I cba with making burners c:

32/M/GA

I just know for a fact that as soon as I get a Minute Maid Lite Pink Lemonade inside of me, my problems will go away. I just finished my master's thesis and there's really not much else going on with me. The thesis was on why every mentally ill woman has checkered Vans and Cookie Monster Pajamas. That's really not what it was about but it was certainly in the ballpark. I'm just looking to talk to people that don't think that MRNA vaccines were in Tower 7 when it collapsed. We can talk about anything, but chances are you're much more interested in talking about yourself, and not in a way that's compelling, either. It's that way where it's kind of self-pitying but too vague to get into any specifics because if you would get to know the specifics you would know that the problem is yourself. Then it's a matter of pattern recognition and accountability, but you would never hold yourself to that or attempt to see that. You barely try to look at the mirror when you walk into your bathroom, let alone try to examine yourself. I can throw out the "dam that's crazy" every 5 minutes so you don't have to focus on that video of how to tie a noose. It's favorited, so you can come back to it at any time. But basically I like making music and pretending to know how to spot a bad welding job. I also like leaving when I feel like it. I don't like sad sacks and energy thieves. I also don't like to pretend to feel bad for people. I don't play many video games anymore, they don't give me joy like they used to. I do enjoy going to the movies by myself. I saw Eddington. It's about two Mexicans and their disagreement over a bug eyed woman. I don't know where people got that this was a COVID period piece, that resonated more with me anyway. How does Joaquin Phoenix keeps getting these roles where he plays an impotent sexually frustrated man when we saw his hammer in full tilt AND dangle? It's a soft 6, not a modest Statue of David at all... So was the movie.

Discord
lilugly.dude

hey there, i'm a 21-year-old girl from the us, a bit on the wild side and totally love exploring my fun side through flirty chats. there's nothing better than teasing a guy until he loses control, right? i'm super playful and always ready to spice things up, but i prefer keeping things online since social situations can get a bit daunting for me. that's why i'm all about those sultry conversations; they make everything so much easier! if you're into some naughty fun, hit me up on my app: c-am i l-o x rje (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! can't wait to get things sizzling with you!

i confess that i am a zoomer who wants to poach an older man who is reluctant to talk to me, give his life some meaning and become mutually obsessed with each other

i'm not crazy or unrealistic though. don't kill yourselves anons, i promise it'll get better (if you try)

>>34153737
>>34157812
You guys should meet

>>34157812
Tell us more. Age, approximate location, biological female? And what sort of men you are attracted to.

>>34157812
no zoomer girl has her life together enough that she dreams of saving old men. but it's a nice fantasy even so.

>>34153737
I don't know how to tell you this, but you too are past your prime and if you're not grey or balding yet, you probably will be soon. Virgins are overrated because they have no idea what they actually want, they choose you because they don't know any better and, trust, they will get curious about other dick and leave you or cheat on you, especially if she's in her twenties.

>>34141473
I'm 36 and I've never had a gf. I'm just waiting for my parents to die so I can off my self without guilt.

>>34157976
lmao hes such a charmer, he doesn't need me

>>34158072
i said i'm not unrealistic to imply i dont believe anything could come out of this. i just wanted attention and to fantasize. though ideal man is someone who uses proper grammar and is patient, that's all it takes

>>34158153
i also chose to not use the word save cause i agree with what you're saying. by giving him meaning, he can save us both or we mutually save each other (at least in my well constructed fantasies)

>>34158832
oh, if it's so well-constructed then could you clue me in about what an old reluctant man's gonna need to do to save a low-self-esteem zoomette? i need to do mental prep for these contingencies, you know.

>>34157812
drop a throwaway email. let's talk.
G0DMD

>>34157812
>>34157812
That's what my ex was.

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ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET on SSI disability cuz autistic and deaf/Satanist/Misanthrope/recluse/hermit
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks, mexicans

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,,,,,...,

>>34161967
Spergler will be banned by the end of the day
He just can't help but to spam every thread with his lesbian porn addiction.

>ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET on SSI disability cuz autistic and deaf/Satanist/Misanthrope/recluse/hermit

> Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black, trying to compensate for my lack of personality with a gothic facade. My rotting wound of a pussy is constantly itching, a constant reminder of my failed transition.

>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).

>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough, this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz I hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/Muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionists, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks, Mexicans.

I am a depressed loser with no friends. Nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me and make fun of me, but I can't find a better place for trying to meet people. This place sucks, but so does everywhere else. And making friends as an adult IRL is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

I spend my days jerking off to lesbian porn, fantasizing about the life I'll never have. My addiction is as much a part of me as my constant misery.

So I am throwing my wish into the void.

> I have a Discord.
I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,,,,,...,

Oh, and I steal food from food banks to survive. Not that anyone cares about a worthless piece of shit like me. I should kill myself finally.

>>34161974
I am not a he and I do not have a porn addiction

>>34161999
You are pretending to be me and telling lies

>>34124098
not her

Bump

Hello and good day to everyone, I wish everyone a beautiful day. Blessings.

I just want to make kind friends if possible and I look for people who just wanna build a genuine connection. I love to be good and do good and I am not looking for anything bad nor nasty. My interests are to talk about what we like, video games, music, jokes, and so...having fun and being comfy with a friend is a beautiful thing to have. I will try to build a small circle of friends and have amazing kind people to text, i hope so.

To anyone who cares, please add me on Discord: luxsol


I wish you all well. Thank you.

30 yo extremely kinky bi Texas femboy. Extremely open sexually. Prefer older dominant daddies but open to all types, dominant women and couples. I have a ton of kinky fantasies.....I love extremely kinky/taboo stuff and being dominated, especially by chubby older men. Apparently it's rare for me to look like this at my age and that turns me on.

Message me and I'll share all my socials. I have more pics and clips.

Discord: dogencb

black male 38 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

White 32 USA

Looking for a female to have an online relationship with possibly trade pics with

Discord onlyhereforfun32

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mid 30s trans woman

dude just distract me from my day to day life. let's talk about whatever. sorry for the low effort

discord (remove the .)
j.y0140

32/mail/Midweast
Idk what I want anymore. Just want to put monies into precious metals or Roth account. My VW sunroof is goofed so I'm getting a bad sunburn during my commute
If you sound or look like Melanoe from Hades 2 hit me up.
lastmelon

>A/S/L
32/m/905 Canada
>What you are looking for?
Women who want fwb, guys looking to seriously share their gfs are cool too
>What you are not looking for?
Men
>Deal breakers
Don't be a guy and don't be obese. Average is fine, I'm average too.
>A little about yourself
Chill guy looking for online fwb, if we're an hour or two away then maybe some meetups down the road. I seem to attract alt girls and goth girls so I might as well mention that for bonus points. I want to click with someone, banter and bully her a bit, and just have good conversation, dates and also we're intensely slutty for each other. It's just the way to do it. As for non lewds, I'm into games, documentaries and traveling.
>Contact
discord is vulcanore

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>>34142667
Keep fighting the battle brother

45 yo guy just looking for other guys to jerk off with on Kik (I'd prefer some group video chat thing of just guys gooning to porn together, I dunno how any of this works)

>>34173836
Kik jinxedanon

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>>34157812
that's a long way to spell 'homewrecker' anon

>>34143149
I started talking to my fiancee on here when she was 30 and I was 34. She's perfect for me in a way I didn't know was possible, like 'oh shit is this what people write poems about I guess soulmates are real I can't imagine a day without her'
Sorry for taking the one good person on here and good luck wading through the trash remaining

I've been 30+ for a while, but my girlfriend just turned 30 recently. Why are women incapable of aging without being whores? She turned 30 and now she won't stop flirting with underage boys in VR chat, she's like a sexual predator, but she got accused of being a pedo once already so I can't say anything unless I have proof.

I miss when the worst thing I had to worry about was a girl on /soc/ reposting my pictures and pretending to be me when I was in my 20s, shit only gets way worse as you age it's fucked up.

>>34176866
Go get botox so she desires you again and stop whining

I'm 31, things are great, got 3 kids, wife of 8 years, still loves to suck and fuck everyday. I got 3 rental properties and started my own construction business 5 years ago. Life is good

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply
...

,

>>34176912
okay...and? So why are you here?

>>34177017
>Come in and brag,
OP literally says this

>>34119783 (OP)
This server sucks. It's all a bunch of vaxxed cucks who worship Joe Biden. All of the women are on SSRIs, and most of the men are cucks and or pedos.

>>34179511
you sound fun

>ASL
29/F/ US
>Looking for
Looking for people 30+ to talk to about everything and nothing. Text is fine, but VC is preferred when the possibility arises. I'm coming into a bit of free time and thought I don't want to spend all of it on discord, it would be nice to have someone to talk to over VC.
>Not looking for
Any kind of nsfw, romantic relationships, one sided conversation, sending or receiving pictures (memes okay), under 30, non US
>Contact
bylee12_34

strict 18+ age enforcement and most if not all members are 25+ due to the nature of the server (not an edgy hellhole)
https://discord.gg/4dSp7VxMUw
https://discord.gg/4dSp7VxMUw

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30+ virgin with no friends
>discord
daemonsio

where do i bag a 35-45yo guy

>>34187067
47

>>34187070
yummy

>>34187082
Are you m/f?

>>34187086
mtf

>>34187089
Hard pass

>>34187067
31yo here. a man.

>>34187120
whats up anon

>>34187136
Hi wanna give me your discord?

>>34187151
no sorry, my daddy issues prefer bigger gaps sorry

>>34187155
i can only tell you that i like girls with daddy issues... and i like treating them like daddys pretty princess

>>34187067
craft beer festivals/biergartens
fetlife munches
crossfit/rock climbing/other "functional fitness" things for the middle aged
as above, but silly shit like chessboxing/hashing
tabletop gaming; WH40K, D&D ladders, that sort of thing (avoid MTG unless you prefer FTMs)

>>34187295
do you frequent those?

>>34187305
sometimes and now i shall warn my fellow middle aged men that theres an anon on the prowl to bag one of them
statistically 35% of them are into LARP/reenactment combat and 55% of them do BJJ so you're gonna face final boss: angry dads

>>34187321
maybe i'll bag you anon

>>34187327
this will be the last thing you ever see before you are mobbed by a group of angry men wearing Wrangler Authentics cargo shorts wielding beer steins and overpriced meme fitness implements

>>34187330
lmao can i add you tho??

>>34187350
maybe i'll do it anyway!

>>34187067
it's not all that hard to do but your chances would improve if you'd give a little more info. unless you're just hornyposting, in which case carry on.

>>34187422
what kind of info do you need?

>>34187479
age and what sort of arrangement you're looking for are pretty customary

>>34187496
18 and looking for something long term, friendship or whatever happens

>>34187503
this episode of Bluey is called

>>34119973
32 this month. I'm the embodiment of regret and wasted potential. We're not out of the game yet. Lots can happen in those three years. Hang in there anon.

>ASL
31, Male, Ontario Canada.
>Interests
Nintendo/Sega games wise, photography, general outings like conventions, Zoo's, or Museums's.
>Looking for
Women to talk to about/do above with. I'm open to your interests. Best add I've gotten is a /lit/ girl I talk to daily now.
>Not looking for
Men, people who don't like voice chat. I fucking hate getting to know people through text.
Discord:
sneakybeat

M/18/Norway

I love chubby women, especially chubby older women, message me if you are willing to make me cum, ill also show you my BWC and make a vid of me cumming

Discord: dextroland
Kik: thalioncrest
Snapchat: dextroland25
Teleguard: 6VGPU28KD
Telegram: dextroland

>>34187352
>>34187479
drop a throwaway contact and see what happens

>>34188419
aquaticdreamer at proton(.)me

>>34187067
right here: >>34120560
If you like what you read and see.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the States, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love taking the lead in those steamy chats. One of my biggest thrills is pushing guys to their limits on cam while enjoying every second of it. I'm definitely a bit of a nympho, always in the mood, but I struggle with anxiety, so meeting up in person isn't really my scene. That's why I'm all about those flirty convos online; it's just so much easier for me! If you're down for some fun, hit me up on the app – my username is e m-yze t-h (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! I promise I'm not here to sell anything, just looking for some playful sexting buddies.

>>34157812
This is probably the life I'm destined for, but it might be over for me. Every zoomer woman I've spoken to from here is so retarded it's unbearable.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, a bit on the curvy side, and I love taking control during our wild chats. It's such a thrill to tease guys and see just how far I can push their buttons while we both have a blast. I'm always in the mood for some fun (total pleasure-seeker vibes!), but my social anxiety can make it tough to meet up in person. That's why I'm all about the texting scene—it's way easier for me! If you're into spicy convos, hit me up on this app: E m m i ckoq (just make sure to remove the spaces to find me!). Can't wait to see what we can get into together!

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31 m UK bi

Love feet, censors, BBC, trans. Open to most things as long as it's legal. Can be very submissive with other guys. Bonus if you're in SE England.

Kik: kentgooner1993
Telegram: @Stryder1993

>>34192953
@Stryder_93

Can't even type my own username right

hey there, i'm a 21-year-old girl from the states, a bit curvy and always ready to stir up some fun! i love taking the lead during some naughty chats and pushing boundaries until we’re both breathless. i can be a little shy in person due to my anxiety, but when it comes to chatting online, i come alive! if you're into steamy conversations and want to see just how wild things can get, hit me up! just remember, i’m looking for some genuine connections here. add me on 4 the app: Em-m-i-b-l o-k z (just remove the spaces and dashes) and let's see where our imaginations can take us!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the states who's all about those flirty late-night convos. I love to take the lead and tease, pushing boundaries while having a great time. I'm not shy at all when it comes to getting a little spicy, and I definitely know how to make things exciting! I deal with some social anxiety, so connecting through messages is my jam. If you're looking for some fun and flirtation, hit me up! Add me on the chat app: e-m-aqu o-n x (just remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to see what kind of trouble we can get into!

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>ASL
30/F/US

>Description
30yo autistic/ADD woman. Married. Yes, my husband knows I'm here. He's ok with it, and you're more than welcome to meet him if you think that would be helpful.

I'm an oldfag, can be chill with just about anyone. I was taught to seek out the company of outcasts by my late mother growing up. To see value where others saw none.
My goal in life is to put kindness and empathy back into the world, even if it's in small ways. I'm rather motivated by my dreams atm, so you'll likely hear me talk about my efforts to change education a lot.

>Interests
I'm into a lot of things
I can share what I'm studying to start:

>Mathematics
-College Algebra
-Trigonometry
-Calculus
-Statistics

>Computer Science
-Artificial Intelligence

>Physics

>Engineering
-Mechanical
-Electrical
-Robotics
-Artificial Musculature

>Neurology

>Psychology
-Psychological Types
-Ecological Psychology
-Semiotics

>Cognitive Science
-Thinking & Problem Solving

>Sociology

>Biology, Ecology & Paleontology
-Biological Systems
-Paleo Ecology

>Anthropology & History
-Paleo-anthropology
-Paleolithic, Mesolithic, Neolithic & Chalcolithic
-Bronze Age
-Iron Age

For vidya, I play a lot of older games. PS1 being a favorite (Ape Escape, Spyro, Digimon World 1), gameboy, and old PC. Pre-rendered 3D games from the 90s are a particular aesthetic favorite. I also like TF2, modern multiplayer and paradox map games (Imperator Rome).

For music, I like Talking Heads and Pilotredsun.

>Looking For
Someone that likes stuff from back in the 90s and early 00s. A person I can talk about music and games with. Also someone that is well read and I can intellectually spar with. Would be nice to occasionally VC, play games or watch stuff together. If you enjoy studying that's a big bonus. And, if we click, someone that is open to emotional closeness. If you've had a tough time in life that's alright, I've been through shit too.

>Not Looking For
Anything NSFW

>Discord
nixnilnadda

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Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the curvy side and totally love taking control during those flirty chats. It's such a thrill to get guys riled up on cam and see just how far I can take things while having a blast myself! I'm all about those late-night vibes and always in the mood to get spicy. I do have a bit of anxiety which makes meeting people in person a challenge, so I prefer to connect through sexting—it's way more my style! If you're interested in some fun chats, hit me up on 4 the app: E m-m i-el-a-r-k x x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to connect!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and I absolutely love exploring all things spicy in private chats. I get such a kick out of teasing and pushing boundaries to see how far I can take things while keeping it fun. Honestly, the thrill of it all is what keeps me going! I do have my shy moments due to some social anxiety, which is why I’m all about those one-on-one chats instead of hitting up bars. If you’re looking for a playful partner in crime to spice things up, hit me up! My username is S-o-p-h i exu-l be-r (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) for 4 some flirty fun!

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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and absolutely loving a good flirty exchange. I thrive on the thrill of pushing boundaries and seeing how far we can go during some spicy chats. I’m all about creating that electric tension while having a blast at the same time! Totally a free spirit, but I sometimes struggle with social settings, so I prefer to connect in a more intimate way. If you’re up for some fun, hit me up! Add me on this app: E m mi-b l-o k z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Looking forward to some steamy convos!

30/F/usa
Single mom to my son (no he’s not black, he looks just like me)

Looking for internet friends or possibly more to yap and pass the time with here and there. It’s pretty lonely and isolating being a parent at times so I’m always open to meeting more online people

I’m not as mean as I look, I have a goth style, I like anime and YouTube but I don’t have time for much…

Not into babyish or submissive guys at all, I already have to watch my son I don’t need another child in my life.

Also I’m not adding faceless obvious troll or alt accounts. My account is my only account and it’s fully me, so I expect yours to be the same

haruservice

>>34203530
Idk you hardly bring anything to the conversation and then call me autistic..

>>34203711
Not on her side at all....but here on 4chan we might all be autistic

>>34203530
Avoid. Kept bringing up a kid during any lewd convo they initiated. Possible pedo or blackmailer. Especially considering the insistence on single user accounts.

asl
30/m/canada
>about me
I work in tech (remote), and recently moved to Quebec to be closer to family. Adjusting to a new language has had its moments, but overall it’s been a solid move. I travel a lot - especially all around mexico in the winter (huge bonus if you're from there). But I've been all over Europe, Central/South America, and Russia. Most recently I spent two months around Central America.
>interests
I’ve got a ton of hobbies and random interests, so I’m pretty sure we’d find something in common - film photography, fine arts, camping, cooking, museums, cocktails, reading.
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, long term connection. Or just chatting sometimes.
>not looking for
severe mental illness
>discord
tottllas

>>34203740
I don't deny being a little autistic but the entitlement of women just annoys the fuck out of me at this point

>>34203755
I would be curious about specific examples. I can tell you as a parent myself we're able to compartmentalize between that stuff in a way that non-parents just don't seem capable of. There's been a few times when for whatever reason something in the conversation prompted me to mention my kids while there was some spicy talk going on, and non-parents always get weirded out by it because they're unable to compartmentalize the topics. They see an association whereas a parent, because of said compartmentalizing, acknowledges there's a distinction.

32 M US looking to swap pics and vids of wife and take requests trying to spice things up

Telegram xxnutin

>>34204201
I don't think anyone normal, even non parents, would continually try to insert references to a child they were in custody of into a lewd convo. Which isn't usually considered just a conversation involving the concept of sex but one specifically to arouse or titillate.
Non-pedos and people without ulterior motives would keep those concepts far away. Both because of the moral/gross factor, and that children are also generally considered a reminder that sex is not consequence free.
It would be a mood killer.

asl
30/m/Canada
>about me
I work in tech (remote), and recently moved to Quebec to be closer to family. Adjusting to a new language has had its moments, but overall it’s been a solid move.
Interests
I travel a lot - especially all around Mexico in the winter (bonus if you're from there). But I've been all over Europe, Central/South America, and Russia. Also into music, film photography, arts, camping, cooking, cycling, and I love to read.
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, some kind of connection.
>not looking for
severe mental illness
>discord
tottllas

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Hey there! I’m a 22-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the curvy side and totally love taking the lead during our hot chats. Watching how far I can push guys during our steamy sessions is such a thrill for me! I have that constant nympho vibe and am always ready for some fun, but I do get a little anxious about meeting up in person. That’s why I prefer to dive into sexting – it’s way less stressful! If you're up for some spicy exchanges, hit me up on 4 and add me: Emm i-ck o-q (remember to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can’t wait to connect!

>>34203861
>>34203755
Apparently she's also impatient. Lmao.

>>34204827
Okay well yeah that's weird asf. If you be sexting yeah it shouldn't come up at all, same if you're having a convo specifically about sex. If you're just having a conversation topics change and sometimes asking what I did today means mentioning something about my kids which was really the example I was going for.

I don't know why so many guys added someone where their entire personality is being a single mother. They mentioned having a kid in almost every sentence in their post. Nothing in their post sounded remotely interesting. That's also if they aren't larping, which looks like a larp where its the guy who got cucked by the girl. Some cuck fetish roleplay that this board is famous for.

>>34208360
Some guys add any F they can.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the adventurous side, and I love taking control in the heat of the moment. There's something so thrilling about teasing and pushing boundaries during those intimate chats. I thrive on that rush! I tend to prefer staying in, so I'm all about connecting through texts and calls - it feels so much more personal to me. If you're looking for someone to spice things up, hit me up! Just make sure to add me on my 4 app: E m-m-i-ep q-o-z. Don't forget to remove the spaces and dashes! Can't wait to get things rolling!

>>34208377
They sure do, that's the only letter that matters in someone's entire post.

>>34208360
To be fair it's good to build a community of other parents to deal with the stresses and such of parenting.
Mixing parenting talk in the same conversation as lewd is surely immoral, probably illegal, and undoubtedly retarded

>>34207670
She also got angry at me for not wanting to give my real name to her. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>34208360
We aren't all looking for a woman. I'm a double taken father of 2, so chatting with another parent was a positive.

>>34209786
Sure, maybe she has too much stress as a single parent, given the multiple complaints about her. The post had too many red flags for me. Not one sentence sounded appealing. She was already defending herself in her post and bewildering guys a couple of times. No good.
>>34210204
I don't know, those convos don't sound intriguing to me. Don't want to hear about some woman with a attitude complain about being a single mother.

>>34210270
I wouldn't either, but I like to give people at least a shot.

Bump

I wonder if there is any woman willign to take the virginity of a 38 year old black man

30+ age range discord server
NO EDGELORDS / POL FAGGOTRY
https://discord.gg/4dSp7VxMUw
https://discord.gg/4dSp7VxMUw
https://discord.gg/4dSp7VxMUw

>>34213550
>30+ age range
>18+ on the invite
Lmao.

Pushing 30 so I'm posting here again

28 f southern California near tustin

Looking for frens who can voice chat actively, may or may not live near me. No English second languages please. Fellow Americans preferred. Otakus/weebs preferred. Newly made accounts will not be accepted.

Discord tag is chickn333

I'm not a trans woman, so dont expect a masculine voice from me if we do voice chat.

Not looking for discord drama. Don't befriend me if you're gonna backstab me. 4chan drama is a different story since its anonymous and I cant tell who you are, but lots of people claim I'm a trans woman so thats how can I can tell if someone has talked to me on a personal level or not.

>>34123321
*shoots you in the head*

>ASL
30/M/Colorado
>About/Hobbies
VR Simracing, 3D printing, music production and festivals, random other vidya that I nab to play with friends
>Looking For
Friends to chat with through the day, good connections, people with interesting lives and interesting tales, lonely souls, chatterboxes, music sharers
>Not Looking For
Low effort, arguments, political talks, "you're my only friend" energy, people adding me for reasons not related to my post
>Tag
Wheetybread

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and seriously into some wild chats. I love taking control and pushing boundaries in our conversations; it really gets me going! I'm totally into exploring fantasies and making things as spicy as possible while keeping it fun. I tend to get a little anxious in social situations, so I prefer these online connections where I can truly express myself. If you're looking for a flirty and naughty chat partner, hit me up! Add me on this app: E m mi bl-o k z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to see what we can get into together!

34, actually kind of vibing being old . The grey hairs in the beard and chest bothered me at first, but theres too many now to even care. Got a few hobbies. Brewing wines, sewing, watching b movies. Currently, I'm trying to get back into tabletop rpgs. I have a couple of ideas brewing but always in search of inspiration. i work in tech. It used to be that i would code a lot, but I've been called to a higher duty. Middle management. I love conspiracy theories, Cryptids, and deranged schizo babble. So, if you have any of that, we can fast track this friendship.

Contact on discord

Myexistenceisbradpuns

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, curvy and confident, and I absolutely love getting flirty and playful during late-night chats. There's something super exciting about pushing boundaries and seeing just how far we can go together while having a blast! I'm definitely a night owl with a wild side, but I often feel more comfortable expressing myself online due to my social anxiety. That's why I'm here looking for some fun conversation partners to heat things up! If you're ready for some steamy exchanges, hit me up! Just remember to remove the spaces and dashes in my username: E-m m i-b l o k z. Can't wait to chat!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, and I'm all about those playful, spicy chats. I love teasing and pushing boundaries to see how far we can go together. I'm a little shy in person, so I prefer the fun of texting and video calls where I can really let loose. I'm definitely a night owl and pretty much always ready for some flirty banter, even if I have to deal with a bit of anxiety. Looking for some fun and exciting convos with like-minded people! If you're interested, add me on the app with this username: E m mi-b-l o k z (just make sure to remove any spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to chat and have some fun together!

I need serious help and don't know where to find it. Living purely to keep my cat alive.

freeyix on discord

>>34213930
This is the one that's a pedo, right?

>>34216588
Yes

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,,,..

8 inch 33 m here bored for the rest of the afternoon. Down to talk about your relationship and your girl. Show her off and let’s talk and have fun. All are welcome as long as u wanna show her off

You don’t have to be a cuck just share and talk. If you want I can show off my cock too.

I won’t save or share and pics of her you send everything is private and new sharers are welcome

Kik drysherry668

39m

Maybe this is the absolute wrong place for this, but I can’t help but feel compelled to try. This corner of the internet seems openminded enough at least. I’m just bored and lonely in my busy life. I’m tired of the mundanity of being a dad, a husband, a coworker, and even a friend. I want a place away from it all to share with someone, to find and have appreciated my authentic self. Hopefully that comes along with some nsfw fun, but also a lot more.

For what it's worth I’m 39m, married with 2 kids, straight, 3 cats and a dog, a cool job, and a minor photography hobby. Average height, slender build, green eyes, graying brown hair.

I want someone to send my pictures to, not just so you can see them, but so you can see and feel everything I see and feel when I take them.

Anyway, I’m rambling now, and have spent far too long on this. I may be crazy, but add me anyway.

Kik lucky_84
Discord/telegram sonline86

37 m bi

Chubby sub looking for all kinds of attention. Very few limits, filthy stuff welcome, please don't be shy!

Kik is yuzukiaizen

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,,,.,.

Bump

hey there! i'm a 21-year-old girl living in the us, a bit on the adventurous side and totally love being playful in spicy conversations. there's something super exciting about teasing and pushing boundaries during chats! i find myself in the mood for fun most of the time (true flirt vibes!), but meeting up can be a bit daunting for me thanks to my shyness. that's why i'm all about those flirty texts! hit me up if you're looking for someone to have some fun with. add me on the app with this username: E m mi-c k-o q (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). can't wait to connect!

>ASL
M/30/USA

>Interests
Weeb shit, cape shit, cooking, attempting to get into gardening and hardware/home improvement stuff, pretending I'm a film critic, tabletop games, some vidya (that i wish I could make more time for), cosplay, drinking, uhhh... I think that about covers it?

>Looking For
I get pretty bored at work and having folks to shoot the shit with would help make it not so monotonous. Cheap laughs and dumb memes or long lasting conversation, both are fine by me! I've also recently found myself the owner of a very young puppy and could use any tips and tricks since I've never had a dog before.

>Not Looking For
I get we all have our problems, and it can be healthy to talk about them, but I'd rather we didn't exclusively have a depressing circle jerk pity party.

Discord: kaiser_swan

>>34119783 (OP)
>ASL
30s M EU
>LF
Got something you want to get off your conscience?
Feeling guilty or anxious about something?
Having a secret you want to tell someone, but can't tell anyone you know?
Just want my opinion about something that is going on in your life?
Are you depressed or broken, feeling helpless?

I'm here to chat with; I do not judge you and welcome anyone.
You can add me, and I will try to reply as soon as possible.

>Discord
kiryuxx_

I'm 32 years old.
I'm drunk at work
My job is bullshit, I don't do one fucking important thing all day long
But I own my condo and I can pay my mortgage so fuck it

>>34119783 (OP)
>ASL
30 M WestEU
>Orientation
Mostly gay
>About me
I'm an androgynous NEET pensioner living in solitary confinement in a well equipped apartment in the middle of nowhere waiting for another cute boy/twink (maybe even a female) to change that. If you are
into computer / gaming, aquariums, plants, gardening, outdoor / nature and are shut in or antisocial we will likely have something in common. If you enjoy playing all night while cuddling and comforting
each other in between then you know the reality I want to archieve again. As a NEET I don't have a lot of money and am NOT a provider either or looking for such a relationship. My own existance is in
general very eventless, which also means no responsibilities, except those I choose for myself.
>Physical
1.70, 68 KG, Long brown curly hair, little body hair, boyish / feminine statue (not looking like a 30 yo but that is my actual age)
>Looking for
Another androgynous / feminine male or even female that is mentally matching and intrigued by the above. Being a NEET is not a must but don't bother if you never have time or live on a distant continent. Be honest with what
you are and what you seek for from the beginning on. I'm prepared to house someone theoretically indefinitely as long as you contribute to your own costs and have resolved your own life problems already
(Minimum: Basic income for self sustainment + Health insurance = Not dysfunctional - I have been through this with my ex bf so I know why I require these). We can have permanent holidays together,
possibly even travel with the D-Ticket for camping / hiking in the future. You could also help me to make the second garden usable in order to have a dedicated personal outdoor area (if you are into
physical exercise).

>>34220340
My typical workouts consist of soil digging, sieving, carrying, lifting and placing stones and gravel, fetch granite over long distances, I also love to pick mushrooms while I'm already in the forest.
Eventually I may even build a kind of outdoor kitchen for grilling and a flowing water system (using gravity on the rain collector) as well as a summerly outdoor bed in my 'hidden' Cannabis garden (its surrounded by trees and
thorny berry bushes) to sleep under the stars when its hot. Any help would greatly speed up the effort to archieve these goals. It is unlikely to find a lifetime
partner but a lasting FWB is the minimum required for anything sexual / romantic, otherwise these are not a must but also mean that if we ever met you would sleep on
the couch. Someone to cuddle would be a priority but not a must, as it can't be forced. But keep in mind that it requires mutual physical attraction, otherwise any
new contacts to spend time with (virtual or real) are welcomed. It would be optimal if you were wanting to voice / videochat if we get along, we could do it
practically any time when I'm not asleep. If I would meet depends on our compability and intensity of previous contact, I am antisocial and introvert but not 'shy'
but its preferable if you are not outgoing except of the forest, I am certainly not the type for parties unless I would host my private ones in the future.
>Not looking for
Dickpics, masculine men wanting sex, fakes, spam, dysfunctional individuals seeking for all inclusive provider, gender issues (cutting off body parts or feeling "discriminated" by any minor thing)
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

(I have Telegram, Steam and Discord - Write a proper introduction why you want to get in contact with me - fuck off if you can't write more than "whats up" or "show me your ass")

Bump

Garbage server housing a mourning clique of normies

>>34142667
Sounds like a bitch nigga.

>>34142667
>>34222117
Just kidding anon. Don't give up, reframe the negativity and think about the future. I'm 35 and two years ago I was 250lbs. Never give up

>ASL
34, Male, UK
>Sexuality
Pansexual, but I only really like feminininity
>About me
I'm a mostly upbeat , easy going guy who is weird and funny. I'm quite caring and I pay attention and I'm at a stage in life where I want something serious and tangible that'll last. That includes friendships.

I'm quite perverted, insightful, loving, always horny (but not pushy), a kind and gentle dom (occasionally a very playfully mean dom), interested in getting to know you fully.

Physically I'm quite attractive. Dark wavy hair, dark eyes, 6 foot tall, 7.5 inch cock (it's really thick too), slight dad bod, a little hairy, mostly in shape!

>Kinks
Ageplay, free use, breeding, CNC, incest roleplay, abuse, dom/sub, ownership.
I also quite like hentai in it's many forms.
You don't have to have all of these kinks, just one or two is good. I'm open to nearly everything, those are just some recent favourites that come to mind.


>Hobbies/interests
Video Games like BG3, a Pokémon fan, some indie games, I'll play most things! Particularly retro games on an emulator.
Also a bit of a film buff, love to write.

I'm a DM and play D&D too much. If I'm not doing that I'm walking my dog.

>Looking for
A sweet perverted cute person for me to obsessed over and get to know very well.
People who are looking for something similar.

>NOT Looking for
Masc men, ghosters, people looking to sell content.

>Contact
Discord: Cybertwat
Teleguard: 4ZPU6WK6E
Snap: kane1x

30/M/UK
I'm six feet, athletic-slim build, fit with abs, and a relatively well-hung cock.
I'm looking for a woman or a couple to chat and hopefully meet up with, I have transportation so I can come to basically any part of the UK.

Discord: dboy_777

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, with a playful side that loves to explore steamy chats. I really enjoy teasing and coaxing guys to their limits while I get my kicks too! I'm all about that *total flirt* life, but I do have a bit of social anxiety, so meeting people in person isn't my jam. That's why I'm super into texting – it's just more fun and way less stressful! If you think you can keep up, hit me up on 4 for some naughty fun! Just remember to take out the spaces and dashes in my username: Em-m-i-e-l ar k x-x to add me. Can't wait to connect!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., curvy and full of confidence. I absolutely love taking control in spicy conversations and pushing boundaries. There's something so thrilling about making guys squirm and lose their cool, all while I'm having a blast myself! I'm a total free spirit, but social anxiety keeps me from going out and meeting new people. That's why I'm all about those flirty chats! If you're into fun, adventurous sexting, hit me up! To connect, add me on 4m-m-i e-lar k x-x, just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes. Can't wait to chat!

>>34142694
>such that in the 2030s you'll see a lot more guys in their 50s on 4chan

I was thinking the same thing. 10-15 years ago, people over 30 in contactfag threads were very rare and even late 20s was kind of unusual. That's far less the case now. Very depressing thought.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and totally love indulging in steamy chats. There's something so thrilling about pushing limits and seeing how far I can take things while keeping it fun for both of us. I'm a total night owl, and honestly, I find it way easier to connect online rather than going out. If you're down for some hot sexting sessions, hit me up! Just add me on the app where we can share our wildest fantasies. My username is E m-m-i-c-k-o-q (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to chat!

Text mee :)
Kik maddietoosexc

>>34224254
4chan is dying - more and more, the users are the ones who were here when it was still alive.

>>34142667
Try not being a little bitch.

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,,,..,.

Really sad that every girl posting in this thread is married and has kids while every guy is a virgin looking to finally start his life.

Definitely the most suicide fuel thread on this entire board.

Anyway femanons if you like touhou and don't have a husband or a kid add me my discord is reimu2hu

if you're a catfish I will crawl into your house through the open window and piss on your face in your sleep

Mods = Fags

>>34227203
Whining won't help you get pussy

>>34228848
Oh I don't actually care I just thought it's funny.
Breeders should kill themselves though.

>>34228852
>Breeders should kill themselves though.
Then who would care for my two children?

0520c6db8f9356cb1a50c9
97a5921c6cb6f3686b9946a
712c98d00e5e1f9baf75d

if you're having a shit day and know what to do with those letters and numbers, come talk to me (33/m/EUW)

I can't believe I'm this old already.

>hobbies
programming, reading, gaming, game dev, music, going on hikes and nightwalks, anime, learning new things

>looking for
friends, people to talk with, people who live in TX (or from outside TX is OK too)

>not looking for
not looking for women, dating, etc.

>discord
lunarrr11

35 m usa

bi, into fem guys, girls, trans


msg me on disc: squeezeal

>asl
30/m/Canada
>about me
I work in tech, (at home most days, which is boring) and recently moved to Quebec to be closer to family. Adjusting to a new language has had its moments, but overall it’s been a solid move. I'm 5'10, a little fat, lift weights, and have been told I'm conventionally attractive.
Interests
I travel a lot - especially all around Mexico in the winter (bonus if you're from there). But I've been all over Europe, Central/South America, and Russia. Also into music, BJJ, film photography, arts, camping, cooking, cycling, and I love to read.
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, some kind of connection. Let me know you're from this thread.
>not looking for
severe mental illness, some level of being well adjusted
>discord
tottllas

Looking for a man in his 30's who at least somewhat has his shit together.

Basics include: gainfully employed, wants a real relationship instead of a pen pal, not a fucking gooner, and has interests outside of anime and vidya.

What I hope we have in common: enjoys nature, going to concerts, boards: /fa/, /lit/, /mu/, niche interests.

If you think this is you, please drop your contact.

good evening fellow olds

>>34230099
You did not even say the most basic details about yourself.

>>34230170
Pretty sure it's that fat whale from Michigan trying to catfish again

>>34230099
Sounds like me, and I'm interested to hear if you're what I'm looking for too! Send your application and cover letter to emeraldstgeorge on disc.

>>34230099
I'll bite, I don't visit boards very often because I think they're shit, I don't go to concerts because I'm busy. I'm not a gooner but I am a degenerate in bed. I do like anime and vidya but I have a lot of interests outside of them. I love reading and will be getting into fashion more in about a year to a year and a half when I go to design my wardrobe from the ground up.

I'm not desperate, if you're average girl who just wants to hang out and go to concerts/clubs every day, smoke weed and drown in consumerism I likely won't be interested in you just a heads up. Likewise, if you lack self-awareness, make everything about yourself, or have an inflated ego, don't bother adding me.
whamblamblues

>>34230099
>>34203798

How do you deal with noticing yourself becoming slower and stupider? Is there any way to fight back?
Dealing with a cold that's not even too bad but I'm being smacked with the level of mentam decay.

>>34230617
I don't what the fuck lol?

>>34230617
>How do you deal with noticing yourself becoming slower and stupider? Is there any way to fight back?
More exercise, healthier nutrition and quality sleep. More cardio.

>>34230617
>>34231109
This. Your mental decay is 99% likely due to your shit diet and sedentary lifestyle. Ultra processed slop, bedrot, and excessive calories directly lower your cognitive function.

>>34228852
>Breeders
lol, I love when loneliness wraps around and becomes this kind of irrational hate.

39/m/USA straight

Life has been a little mundane lately, work, kids, repeat. I’d like to find someone who likes daily chats, sharing cool pictures, song suggestions, and nsfw fun. I don’t have any major kinks and I’m not looking for anything crazy. Just an online friend with benefits type situation. Let’s chat and see if we vibe.

My discord and telegram are both Luckyguess86

Anytime you wanna find me, i don't have telephone. I'm another world away, but I always feel at home, with my cheap wine and a 3 day growth.

black male 38 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

> Age :
19
> Sex:
Female
>Doing:
Cam sessions, sexting , GFE Package, Customs, SPH , JOI and more
> Things to know :
I charge and i can verify if u want me to
>Not into :
Time wasters and fake people thanks
>> My accounts:
>> Tele : littlesaarah
>> TeGuard:332MZ4862
>> Disc : sarahdoherty8

>>34231453
To yes-and this, this isn't bro science. Atherosclerosis affects cognition. That's why the original Doctor Who has to be replaced. His atherosclerosis was affecting his brain and he couldn't remember his lines anymore.

>>34230099

chillgamer450

>>34230099
Where are you from anon?

male 31 usa

I like both women and men
any women or men in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship

discord @samsuka1776
X @PaxTubeOfficial
telegram @PaxTube

>>34231735
Tried to add you on Telegram but cant send message in your channel, which seems to be quite politically inclined.

>>34231109
Sleep is okay but I could probably use more to recover.
>>34231453
You didn't even hit the barn. Wildly off the mark on every single count. Try again.

>>34232069
Then, you can add me on X and Discord

>>34232134
No, I can't

>>34232131
If I'm off the mark post body.

>>34219818
still active

ASL
29 TGirl USA (he/him/she/her)
hormones 2 years now
>About/Interests/Hobbies
anime, film, I will talk video games but I haven’t played any in over a year
>Looking for
Someone who has a high emotional IQ, straight men, someone who isn’t boring or dull, flirtatious banter, someone who isn’t insecure or unsure of themselves and someone who knows what they want, maybe something more than friends if it goes that way, what energy you give in I’ll match, I can be bitchy and sarcastic so someone who can match that or put up with it
>Not looking for
VCing (until I know you well), new or alt accounts, trolls, boring users, nude beggars, fedoria tipping-niceguys, liars
>Contact
conconmelonx

(THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT, I don’t accept adds from new or alt accounts)..

join us if you want a break
from the harshness, irony
poisoning, and insincerity
of other /soc/ servers

a place for artists, hobbyists,
learners, and drifters to discuss
personal projects, watch films,
play games, read books together,
and be themselves

https://discord.gg/vxsJuv9SmF

>ASL
30/F/US

>Looking for
I have been sad lately. Looking for genuinely kind people to hang out with. Normie-passing individuals or a group to hang out in VC with while we do our respective things. We don't have to talk much; I'm just lonely. Preferably around my age (27-39).

BPD-tendencies, needy, emotional. Just craving a real connection with someone who is kind and will make me feel good inside. I prefer white dudes, the pastier the better, right-leaning preferred, and I prefer VC over texting.

>Not looking for
Severe mental illnesses, trannies, unkind people

>Tag
Nacreous_clouds

>>34231453
Bananas

>>34232290
172, 67.
Thanks for the entirely useless advice now back2/fit/ddit with you roidtranny.

>>34234122
Never taken roids in my life, which means you must be dyel. Posting your weight means absolutely nothing without knowing your actual height and body fat. You'll never post body because you're a whiny bitch made nigga. Anyway enjoy your early onset Alzheimer's or whatever

>>34234152
You do sound like an insufferable faggot regardless

>>34234155
Means a lot coming from a fellow insufferable faggot thanks

>ASL
31/M/EUW
>Looking for
Online "friends", normal chats
I dont care who you are, just dont be a retard
>Not looking for
Gooners
>Tag
bojackpferdmann_67653

>>34234171
I'm more unbearable nigger than insufferable fag

>>34234152
>without knowing your actual height
Reading comprehension level remains atrocious.
Be silent for an entire month, you'll be making the world, and yourself, a favor.

>>34234253
Yeah missed the 67, which validates my point lmao. 5'7 at 172 is overweight, and you're assuredly high bodyfat, which would explain why you feel like shit. Again enjoy your retard Alzheimer's

>>34234286
>5'7 at 172 is overweight
>5'7 at 5'7 is overweight
Are you even reading yourself? Are you pretending to be retarded?
I have long discarded any notion that useful advice can come from you and am now just coming back to see if a couple of neurons zap together and produce a useful thought in you.
Here, I'll even guide you like a child who doesn't know any better:
Do you understand which measurement units the values I gave were in?

>>34234921
Anyone would assume you meant 67 inches at 172 pounds you fucking mongoloid faggot, actually fucking kill yourself. Keep bitching and moaning about becoming prematurely retarded, hope you die soon

>>34235025
Better prematurely than permanently.
Also nobody gives their height in inches lmao what cope is that?
Peace out.

>>34235127
They do literally all the time dumbfuck, but I guess you forgot on account of the Alzheimer's. Only retard here is you. Like I said kys

>>34235141
>Arguing online
>I'm not the retard here!

Stupid ego tripping teenage bullshit so trivial it makes the common man laugh, but it's all these spcific specimens of our species have to occupy their time. Thanks for the free entertainment loser.

Hey isn't this thread supposed to be for 30+ only?

>>34236096
>The common man
Stfu you goomba ESL faggot

>>34142694
They just get really fat and look manly while begging to see cock pics in dms.

>>34230099
Serious inquiries can message on telegram (temporarymission)

>>34119783 (OP)
Why was I banned? I don't understand, I did the intro in banana Republic. Literally only said those words, if anyone on the mod staff is in there can I get a reason? Dadaddybear

>>34236574
Here's a small glimpse of your entire post history. We're extremely focused on privacy and this kind of thing isn't condusive to what we're trying to build.

Cool, at least I got a reason, carry on

I mean, actually not cool, considering that's only one aspect of my life, and people are complicated, but you're running the server so hey, good luck

>>34236798
>whoa this place that states you have to follow US law, terms to which I agreed, kicked me out after finding out I break into people's accounts?
>not cool
You didn't even deny it or go for the 'people change' angle putting it in your past, are you for real?

>>34236858
You advertise on 4chan and are surprised by the people who join? Ive never gone into a discord account, which is following their TOS, and I didn't see anything in the rules of the server about US law. I don't need to be in the server, I thought it'd be cool to be able to talk to other adults, but that's fine man, but don't pretend like there aren't other people who may or may not have broken laws in that server. And yeah, people do change, and not everyone who does a shitty thing in one part of their life does shitty things in other parts. Anyway, that's my rant, thank you for coming to my ted talk

>>34236887
>You advertise on 4chan
I didn't. Different guy.
> I didn't see anything in the rules of the server about US law
Learn to read ig.

>>34236798
It's less about the whole breaking the law thing because there are plenty of members who aren't exactly angels, it's more about keeping people's privacy paramount and letting someone in that's known for breaking into accounts is a refusal.

>>34219818
Still open for everyone who needs someone to talk to!

Bump

Bananas

>>34235141
>They do literally all the time dumbfuck
I dare you to find a single one in /soc/ posted before the Saturday in which you replied to me.
Make it three if you resort to the archive.

Bump

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, with a bit of a wild side and a love for flirtatious chats. I enjoy teasing and pushing boundaries, especially in those steamy late-night conversations. I'm super into exploring fantasies and seeing how far I can take things while keeping it fun and exciting. I prefer staying in since social settings can get a bit overwhelming for me, so let's connect over some spicy texts! If you're interested, hit me up on 4-Em-m-i-c-k-o-q (just remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to chat!

>>34227203
It's a 30+ thread. Would you really want to date a woman in her 30s? They probably got married when they were young to a guy in his 30s, you should do the same and get a young fembot to wife up.

>>34243025
Men like this prey on younger women because they haven't learned to avoid you yet. Women over 30 would never fuck you, and a woman under 30 will eventually outgrow you and move on.

Stay childish.

>>34119783 (OP)
I'm too old to live bros, when will it end?

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, with a curvy figure and a playful side that loves to take the lead in flirty chats. I thrive on pushing boundaries and getting guys to let loose while I have a blast too. I'm all about those steamy convos, especially since going out can be a bit much for my anxious side. That's why I'm here for some spicy texting! If you're looking for a fun and adventurous chat partner, hit me up. Just add me on the messaging app you know by finding my username, but remember to remove the spaces and dashes: E m mi e pq-o z. Can't wait to connect!

>>34244955
Never. You're trapped in this simulation, doomed to repeat countless lifetimes of misery.

>>34243025
I'm not interested in young fembots I want someone my own age with enough life experience to be past her menhera phase and just want a stable loving relationship. So yes I do want to date a woman in her 30's. I don't understand the appeal of dating much younger women. It's basically like taking care of a child.

>>34245687
Behold, a man.

>>34244241
Emotionally stunted men aims for young women a decade younger than them to make up for their lack of mental maturity. It sucks for the women being held back dealing with menchildren larping as what their fathers could've been.

>>34245821
Cope of the century.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and totally love to take control in flirty chats. One of my guilty pleasures is teasing guys and seeing how far I can push their buttons while we both have a blast. I'm all about those late-night chats, especially because I can be a little shy in person due to my social anxiety. That's why I'm super into connecting online, it's a total game changer for me! If you're interested in some hot conversations, add me using my username: e-my z-e-t h (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Looking for genuine connection, no games here.

Don't know if there's still active people on here but what the hell:

39/M/Midwest USA

Just all sorts if mid-life emptiness going on here. Looking for someone to talk to on kik or maybe eventually discord that can help make me feel like a person again kind of?

I like tabletop gaming, some vidya, I love books, and I'm trying to get into fitness and more than just a few hikes and camps every year. Maybe running, but Christ that feels like a lot of work. I'm not like fat fat, just normal fat.

I don't really need anything NSFW. Would never complain about it but we don't need to get into it guns blazing.

Kik: guyfromthat1thing

Duhfluhmbuh

Pic is me

About to shower, help me get off to anything fem and ill show you the mess

>ASL
30s m ca
>describe yourself
laid back, intuitive, respectful, friendly. hetero cis
>hobbies/interests
i love boring sad pretentious movies, pretty similar taste in music desu, i can talk about film or cooking for hours and im always up for learning a new recipe.
>looking for
nice people, patient people, interesting people, f , friendly faces
>not looking for
mean people, impatient people, judgmental people, bad vibes peoples, anyone from /pol/
>tag
mcswitch

>>34246003
Still staying childish!

>>34246003
Did you get help from chatgpt to write this much

>>34248046
Proof that age and maturity are distinct ideas

>asl
30/m/Canada
>about me
I work in tech, (at home most days, which is boring) and recently moved to Quebec to be closer to family. Adjusting to a new language has had its moments, but overall it’s been a solid move. I'm 5'10, a little fat, lift weights, and have been told I'm conventionally attractive. Just got back from a date and im a little tipsy...
>Interests
I travel a lot - especially all around Mexico in the winter (bonus if you're from there). But I've been all over Europe, Central/South America, and Russia. Also into music, BJJ, film photography, arts, camping, cooking, cycling, and I love to read.
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, some kind of connection. Let me know you're from this thread.
>not looking for
severe mental illness, some level of being well adjusted
>discord
tottllas

>>34230099
>>34249306
if you need a (you) to see this

>>34150213
>>34161967
>>34176949
>>34216640
>>34216734
Jesus christ, you need help, your magical unicorn doesn't exist and if she did, she'd obviously be out of your league, get some damn help and stop stinking up every damn thread. Christ alive.

>>34157812
What contact do you want discord? Email?

>>34245687
>>34245821
Interesting. How long have your marriages been going on?

>>34250418
11 years in November.
2 kiddos, other is still slow cooking.

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply...,,.

Bump

>>34250462
Wth, are you me? 11 years this June, 2 kids, third due in Nov.

I do disagree with the "emotionally stunted men" bit. I'm only 4 years older than my wife, but 8 years older than our gf. Men often will get a baseline level of accomplishment before seeking a serious relationship, but that doesn't imply that they are wrong for seeking a younger partner if there's a spark and a future. The risk with older people dating is that they have already done a lot of the "growth" in their lives, and they haven't done it together.

>>34250880
man that's actually a really good point. now that i'm an old fart whenever someone younger's talking about their issues or what they've been thinking about i'll sometimes hear echoes of my past self. and then my first urge is always to start telling them how i moved on from where they are now or why i now think my past self was wrong about things. but that's really more something that's more helpful for same-age friends where you grew up together and you meet each other on an equal footing, isn't it? at some point you have to accept there's going to be a distance between you on some things and they'll have to figure out some stuff for themselves just like you did. i know this was about age gaps in relationships but i'm just thinking in general.

>>34250920
Yeah, it's why I think people who wait too long to get married or have kids are doing it wrong. Your future self will almost always be richer and more secure - but the longer you wait, the more "done" you are, and the less you'll be able to grow with, and be changed by, your partner/children. It's a hard thing to balance, getting the timing right. Like, I'm 41, I couldn't imagine being with an 18 year old now. But at 25, even 29? I totally could. I've done a lot of growth in the last decade and change.

>>34250970
> the longer you wait, the more "done" you are

Not true at all, everytime you think you're "done" learning and growing, life is going to be waiting around the corner and while you're busy being "done", it's gonna shove its 2 foot cock up your ass without warning or lube.

Every single time you drop your guard like that, life is GOING to fuck you. Remember that, if you're wise.

>>34251207
Hard disagree. That sounds more like Hallmark wisdom. Brain plasticity decreases with age, literally making you more set in your ways, and making it harder to adapt to drastic changes (and eventually even small ones). If you wait till you're old, you'll find yourself with less patience to deal with quirks/annoyances, and more likely to find things bothersome that you may not have even noticed when you were younger. Your routines will be harder to shift, and it will be infinitely more noticeable to you when they are interrupted.

>>34251445
You need not accept that excuse. But if you do, and life fucks you, don't say you weren't warned.

>>34251467
Uh, yeah. I'm good, thanks.

>>34251445
That largely depends on something that is entirely and completely within our control... open-mindedness. I can tell you as a 43 year old man simply choosing to be open-minded to any and all possibilities, constantly learning and growing and evolving my perspective, and welcoming change rather than fearing it has completely revitalized my passion and purpose in life!

I have no problem being with and relating to younger women because I'm not rigid in my ways or ideology. I don't box myself in with labels and expectations or notions of morality and propriety. I have core values and an ethical code, but I don't attach myself to religion or politics or conform to the current zeitgeist of the moment. Because culture never stays static despite our best attempts and when it's held in thrall by those in power for too long then people become stagnant and before too long they also become obsolete.

I have an adaptable intellect and a dynamic identity. It's not survival of the fittest, it's survival of the most adaptable, but simply surviving isn't enough. We must thrive as well to continue our natural purpose of being and our chosen purpose of expression. We exist to persist. It's about the journey, not the destination. If you think you've reached it already you haven't, you've simply stalled. Stay there too long and you may find yourself becoming stagnant too.

>>34251990
Holy shit, what an awful life to contemplate. No thanks, I'm happy with my morality and propriety, and my family and my children and my life.

what teh fuck unban me.

you fucking retard mod I just said I think 18+ teens are pretty and i got banned. what a fucking scummy moderation team.

fucking retard cunt mods see a person who isnt braindead and has some fucking passion for somehting (beautiful teen faces) and they instantly shit their panties. u will forever be cucked by me, someone who actually has style and grace.

>>34252738
You came in at 3am, ping mods within 5 minutes and your first words are being a freak about teens being beautiful, get the fuck out of here

>>34252728
Are you really over 30? Just immature for your age I suppose.

I have an incredible wife, house, chill life. Why do i still come here after all these years..

>>34253774
Remember, you're here forever.

So uh...how 'bout them bears?

Bump

>>34254664
Heck yeah, go local sports team!

hey there! i'm a 21-year-old girl from the us, a little on the curvy side and totally love to take control in my spicy chats. i get such a kick out of teasing guys until they can't handle it anymore. i'm always down for a good time and enjoy seeing how far we can push the limits together while having a blast! i do have some social anxiety, so meeting up is a no-go for me. that's why i'm all about those flirty messages! hit me up on the app with my username: gen v-u q (just make sure to remove those spaces and dashes) if you're ready for some fun chats!

later 30's now
>broke
>live in squalor
>house being foreclosed upon
>two babies with my perfect bpdemon succubus, one I haven't seen in a long time and one I've never met
>way more intelligent, handsome, fit, charismatic, and devious than I have any right to be
>all I wanna do is get drugged out with cute trauma nymphs and fuck them pregnant

The funny thing is, if I had money it would be a lot easier... probably the reason I don't want money. Bit of a challenge this way

Black male, 30, USA

Looking for unseen celeb sets

Discord: dairywizard1995
Signal: dairywizard1995.28

Hey there! I'm a 22-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and love exploring my wild side through late-night chats. I'm super playful and enjoy teasing guys until they're completely hooked. There's just something thrilling about pulling out all the stops and seeing how far I can push your buttons while having a blast myself. I'm a total night owl and always seem to be in the mood, but sometimes I get a little anxious about meeting new people face-to-face. That's why I'm all about those flirty convos on here! If you're down to spice things up with me, hit me up! Just add me using my username: e-m-yze t h (make sure to remove any spaces or dashes!). Can't wait to hear from you!

>>34254664
Wish I could be one, not even an otter.

>>34260070
That's otter-ly ridiculous

Bump

>>34260683
you wouldn't get it

i want to impregnant many teens

>>34252263
And a life concerned with morality and propriety is awful to me. To each their own.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the States, with a fun and flirty vibe. I totally love getting playful and naughty in my chats, especially when I can make guys squirm and lose control. It's such a thrill to see how far I can push their buttons while having a blast myself. I'm definitely not shy and love to explore my wild side, but social settings can be a bit overwhelming for me, so that's why I'm all about those steamy messages. If you're interested in some spicy fun, hit me up on the app! Just add me using my username j a-l ro nn (remember to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to connect!

>>34161967
>mtf
>only want bio women
>miserable, no one likes me
You sound like a treat

horny bottom boy looking for dads/big bros with big dicks that wanna chat and play around this morning
kik: sephyrawth

Bump

45/m/gay
Just looking for other guys who want to share their cocks, get praised, share goon vids. I'll say nice things about your schlong.
Kik jinxedanon

i'm a 35 year old guy, and i'm never going to find another woman around my age who's "like me". i don't think i can live through my 40's alone like this and perhaps would kill myself at that point

i'm a 35 year old guy, and i'm never going to find another woman around my age who's "like me.
" i don't think i can live through my 40's alone like this and perhaps will kill myself at that point

>>34271312
I don't get the point of posts like this. You only posted 1 other time replying *shoots you in the head*. Why not actually post what you're looking for with your contact?

>>34138401
Genetic dead end.

>>34142694
I actually talked to a guy in his 70's on here a couple years ago and he sent nudes super freely, he looked like a young guy with old man sfx makeup on. The dick was decent. Oldanon are you still lurking

>>34245821
I'm willing to bet a thousand dollars you banged older men religiously when you were 18 to 30.

https://discord.com/invite/95Han7QN4m

California discord server. We would love it if more Californians joined!

Gooner image for engagement.

45. Male. Straight.
Been coming around every few years or so. I only ever lurk when I'm single and lonely. I don't socialize much irl because I work a lot. I also just feel out of place.
I would like to connect with others, not talk for a day then ghost out.
I'm mostly into Shoegaze and Post-Metal I read a lot, also. Once an active artist. Now a pseudo hermit. I have a few accounts depending on preference.
Kik deathtollconfirmed
Discord grim_monolith7501
Telegram CitizenNihilist

i hate looking at my face, i wish i had done things right half a decade ago

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply.....,,,,,..,,,,

>>34273995
What would you consider "right" in this regard

>ASL
30/f/OR
>Interests
kino, music (really into sludge and black metal), hiking, baking, reading, girly shit like skincare and nails. trying to learn sewing + chess and not doing well. i like shooting the shit with strangers and online friendships matter to me just as much as irl ones. i don't think we need to have common interests to be friends, just don't be a raging weeb pls
>Looking for
friends, other women, genuine conversations, sending each other pictures of every day mundane shit
>Not looking for
horny dudes, you will be blocked immediately
>Contact
drop yours?

>>34279940
Zan2394

Bump

>>34279940
_welcometoskyvalley

>>34279940
sneakybeat

if theres a 30+ year old woman with breasts around or in between philly/nyc/and the state inbetween those

im 28 year old depressed male, but i look younger

send me an email and ill send u my discord. just tell me where youre from and stuff

dimness_dash739@simplelogin.com

>>34120560
I am now 50 days and 20 hours older than when I made this post.

For a 30+ thread, i don't think anyone older than 20 years old added me from here. Key word is looking to "chat" so feel free to add me cause I barely had a conversation with anyone. One word replies and a full sentence once a week or so doesn't really do anything for me.

>>34279940
Got kik?

>ASL
41/M/Los Angeles
>Interests
Video games (WoW private server, JRPGs, RTS, old games), Star Wars, various geek things, DIY projects (just bought a house so neck deep in renovations), law, politics, current events, history
>Looking for
SFW chat and friendships
>Not looking for
Anything NSFW. I'm very much taken
>Discord
LaserJesusBeard

I fulfill fantasies and I'm very horny, write


Tlg@Vivihot12

>>34142694
i am even older lol
>>34236303 is right, partially
i am fat but i dont want cockpic dms

>>34120881
i wanna talk to you and be your fren

>>34284812
What dms do you want?

Very horny, I fulfill fetishes and fantasies
@MarianM150

>>34271721
I'm looking for a monogamous, long-term relationship with someone preferably around my age. Marriage and children aren't off the table but I'm on the fence about both. Looking for "my person."

Promise I'm not a psycho despite my first post.

I'm tall, white and lift weights.

discord: slugse

>>34119783 (OP)
I’m 37 and never had any real friends that I can tell despite being told all the the time by people they like talking to me or want to be my friends. I’m sick of everyone lying to me or mocking and want to be left alone and the only thing stopping me from stabbing someone then myself is the fact my mom is recently handicapped and needs my assistance. I have other wise completely checked out. I can’t even get people with mutual interests to speak to me online or irl even vs the same person talking to peole they don’t have mutual interest withand I just don’t get how human interaction works and don’t really have the energy to try anymore

41 m Chicago suburb. I look younger than my age and in good shape. Just ready to settle down and start a family with the right person.

>>34284892
Drop Discord I am looking for a permanent friend (I am friendless too)

35/M/Maryland

Old weeby dude with 4 cats, I listen to a lot of punk/punk subgenres but also a lot of other stuff too.

I like cooking, lifting(just got back in), cardio, animals, PC/Nintendo gaming, JRPGs/fighting games(am rusty), have been getting more into fashion.

Looking for friends only, no NSFW/romance please.

Discord is zenzetta

35/M/CA

My 30's are feeling like most people 20's: happy with myself, eager to explore new things and meet new people. Been doing music for a long time, singing and guitar are really coming together. Hoping to start a band next year. Also enjoy cooking, reading, and old video games. If anyone would like to talk, my discord is .solzh

>>34279940
Discord grim_monolith7501

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply.......,,,,,...,.

I got the ban hammer on Discord because someone said some mean words in a Discord server that I hadnt talked in months. I decided Discord is doing me a favour banning me permanently, so I went back to using IRC.

Anyone here on on IRC? I'm on Rizon IRC. It's nice sometimes because the zoomer type Pokemon arent on it because anything they cant use with their phones easily. Though Rizon is pretty dead nowadays except for the free speech channels like #truth.

>>34286309
>>Not looking for
>Men , Drug users, Extremists, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed

Lol this is all me

hi. i've been working hard on improving my life -- which includes not doing this -- but oh well. i am very lonely and develop emotional connections to girls i dont know, including elle fanning and laneya grace. i actually love them; i don't just think they're hot. i struggle with masturbation addiction. i haven't had a girlfriend in over five years. my penis is small.

looking for a chat partner who keeps me coming back. even though that won't be the case at all once i cum.

050d523210334fd
d25ecf1745f907f6f
8b8420fc57be30af
753474870bb993bb24

come join the non-wagie serer, a server for nonwagies. get away from the all normies and retardfags that cant ironic shitpost and dont get the way things are or should be. fuck niggers and pussies and its been around for 10 months about, by my lead, (the oldest oldfag and most ironic shitposter on the board) it is the best server on discord and obvs 4chan so come join and help it grow and dont miss out. its ran by a 31 year old who's been on 4chan for 15+ years.
https://discord.gg/rA9Dh9QBq2

>>34150098
You're retarded

>>34245821
I'm 29 and not interested in girls under 24 but this is such obvious cope lol.

Bump

It's happened. All of my hobbies no longer entertain me. I've taken up seeing escorts which I can only afford around 8 times a year where I larp for an hour or so as a bf (I look for reviews to find the ones with good GFE experience). I'm a "prostitute virgin" -- non-hookers have always found me physically and emotionally repulsive (as do I) -- Wish my brain didn't hate substances, because I could cope by drinking and drugging myself to death.

>>34290014
Start lifting weights. No excuses just do it. Won't solve many or most of your problems but it's a cheap relatively easy thing to try and you can't complain in good faith until you do. I sympathize though. There's something broken inside me and it isn't even autism.

>>34290014
Christ, that sucks. Leave off the whores though, at least do self improvement.

>>34290019
Lifting doesn't help those feelings at all?

>>34291403
Yes it does. Exercise affects your brain chemistry.

>>34290019
At least do some sort of exercise, it doesn't need to be lifting. Ideally a martial art

>>34286990
back

>>34290014
>>34290019
cleaning up a shitty diet can also go a long way. good food is essential for body health. movement is essential for brain health.

>>34291992
I meant that questioningly, not like a rhetorical question. As in "Does lifting not help your mental state at all?"

>>34293971
Oh lol. Then, yes, it actually does help. The increasingly sedentary lifestyle of people is one of the causes of the exploding metal health crisis.

>>34290019
I also don't have autism, which means I have even fewer excuses. I do go to the gym 3x a week. It never gets easier forcing myself to go though. I'm not a full on /fit/ guy either but I did it because I started randomly getting aches and pains. Thankfully they've almost all gone now except for the odd left knee pain here and there when driving (clutch). It's a nice way to break up the day.

What do you think is broken in you by the way?

>>34290285
It honestly is a bit sad, and quite expensive now (150-200 gbp/200-270 usd an hour) but some of these girls are good at not making my old wizard ass feel too awkward. Some are also horrendous though and think just acting like a porn-star is good enough (excessive dirty talk, pushing us in front of mirrors to watch, clearly exaggerated moaning etc -- im clearly shit at sex, who are you kidding), despite me saying beforehand that's not what I'm after. Reviews helped a lot with this

>>34293971
I think for most normal people, it helps massively. For me, it hasn't done too much, but I'm a little less of a paranoid, anxious ridden shut-in I guess, but that's really not saying much. Could never have seen escorts a few years ago (then again... this could all also be the apathy)

30/M/Swe... BI-sexual
>About/Interests/Hobbies
cookin,drawing,vidya,movies/series (currently watching x-files)
>Looking for
Someone that I can bond with I dont care what you look like, im more attracted what you got going inside your thought's and idea's. let's share some laughs and see where it goes from there.
> Not looking for
Bad vibes
>Discord
livingpainting_

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply,, ,,,..

>About
40/M/Montreal
>Looking for
Real peoples from Montreal.
>Not looking for
Discord/Telegram bots.
>Contact
anonymous2673 at proton.me

Any 30+ women find they might be a little more adventurous sexually than they once were? 42m here who as realized I want to try it all. If you're lurking out there I'd love to just explore the conversation w ya. Kik Snicker1926

>ASL
33/m/italy

>Interests
gaming, movies, anime, musics, mythology

>Looking For
I'm really addicted to chubby girls with HUGE pair of tits, i can stare at them like, the whole day. I'm looking for a girl preferably with big tits (but not mandatory) to chat/sexchat and/or photos/video share

>Teleguard
96MJ2MCQH

>asl
33/m/honolulu
>interests
travel (have been to japan and korea twice amongst other asian countries) surfing, tennis, simulation theory, quantum mechanics, smoking weed, radioactive minerals
>looking for
friends and dating, i have a professional job and and am very fit and shredded, so down for some casual hooking up or something serious if the chemistry is right. i like to be very dominant in bed and rough
>contact
disc is tautangle

Let's play I'm waiting for you write

@Vivihot12

Bump

I'm 28, clumsy and shy, I like it here can I stay?

>>34300700
Bump..

Morning all - 42m about to work another 9-5 and hoping for some side conversation through the day. Anybody out there looking to explore something outside of the vanilla? Would love to hear from any women who may be lurking..thanks for reading, have a great day!
Kik Snicker1926

>>34303065
Close enough, how's your lumbego?

37.f married, kids.

I started back in 2005, met my husband on anonidate. I was a camwhore and have been drawn back here off and on throughout the years.

>>34306823
Ah fuck, I remember anonidate. Man, blast from the past.

>>34306842
i remember not seeing any girls within 100 miles of me and immediately giving up. apparently i should've kept at it longer.

>>34306892
I mean, I live in Los Angeles. So we had a fair number of people. Got lucky a few times off of it, too.

30+ folks more than welcome to join our comfy chill server
Most of us are between 23-30 years of age, which is slightly below this server's age range but I think you could fit in, we're not very zoomery
https://discord.gg/unv5KBKr

>>34307029
>https://discord.gg/unv5KBKr
That one is fake.

>>34306823
42m here, would really enjoy the opportunity to speak with you.

Kik snicker1926

>Asl
33/M/MI
>About you
Tall, white, Thin.
>Looking for
Friends or a woman for a potential relationship.
>Hobbies and interests
Besides the normal shit like vidya, anime and comic books, I also play the piano.

>Not looking for
Just Gooners or people looking to make politics their entire personality.
>Discord
Yuta922

>>34279940
I'm into sludge and black metal, and I'm a woman (32). My user is teasecake

>>34307769
Also disregard the last like 20 posts if you check the archive. Some bitter douche was posing as me and put my username in several unrelated threads.

depressed 27 yr guy looking to date a 30+ woman from nj
Please don't add if you aren't from new Jersey unless you're willing to drive here

tag: p_notsure

>>34307769
Oh hey! miss you guys