This thread is dedicated to the people who know what pagers are and have actually been in a Blockbuster.

Come in and brag, lament, whine or make friends. Tell us how your hair is falling out and your eggs are drying up. Let it all out here and maybe meet some other oldfags.

We have a server too:
[spoiler]discord.gg/boomers[/spoiler]
Or if that doesn't work,
[spoiler]discord.gg/9gH2H29Vn3[/spoiler]

>>34119783 (OP)
10/10 place to date equal degenerate females and be a gay butt slut

Turned 32 this year.
Three more years before I off myself.

>>34119973
dont kill yourself

black male 38 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship

discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>ASL
37/m/us
>Interests
deep house, trip hop, reggae, blues, funk, disco, breakbeat, soul, jazz, r&b, hip hop
>Looking For
album sharing
album trading
>Not Looking For
voice/video chat
server/group chat
>Discord
quebra.mar

>Asl
32/m/MA
>Looking for
People who have something to say, people who are chronically online, someone to smoke with at the local cemeteries, someone to go fishing with
>Hobbies and interests
If you dont want pictures of the dead stuff I find outside, you probably dont want to hang. I smoke a lot of pot and am perpetually online. Nature is nice but music is better. I don't believe in ghosts, psychics, magic, or astrology but I really like the aesthetics of all those things.
>Not looking for
Gooners or political shit
>Discord
cosmic.thread

>>34119973
same feel here just seems a dead end

>ASL
30s, m, USA.
6'3, pic is me.
>Hobbies and interests
Working out/going to the gym
Tennis
Training
Video games. My favorite genre is jrpgs. I've been playing a lot of srpgs lately. Fire Emblem and all its clones, mostly.
TVs and movies. I watch like every reality and competition show. Squid Game Season 3 is my favorite though and I will see that new corny ass BasedMan... I mean SuperMan movie in a few days.
>Looking for
Females and shemales(that's the boomer term) to chat with.
>Not looking for
Minors, people that want a few bucks, ICE detainee, Antifa.
>Discord
negan20

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, totally into exploring my wild side through steamy chats. I love teasing and pushing boundaries while having a blast. My vibe is all about fun, and I get a kick out of seeing how far I can take things in our conversations. I can be a bit shy at first, but once the sparks start flying, it’s a whole different story! If you're ready for some exciting back-and-forth, hit me up on my app: e-m-y-z-e-t-h. Just remove the random spaces and dashes to find me! Can't wait to connect and see where our chats take us!

34 year old virgin here. I'm socially isolated and have a horrible time trying to talk or connect with people. I have a massive inferiority complex and feel unworthy of being around anybody so I never talk to people or leave my house. I wouldn't even know what to say

Non-wagie server! Owned by the oldest fag and most ironic shitposter! Come help it grow! No moderation!
https://discord.gg/XDwFesvK3N

>>34119973
Two years off from the expiration date myself. Relationship I thought would lead to marriage imploded after 3 years. Feels bad, man.

>>34120560
get a haircut. Your hair makes you look retarded. Go in and get a 1 fade, scissors on top.

True boomer discord server. We relive our nostalgia and past all the time. We still play wc3 and watch old cartoons and anime in vc too come join up if you're looking for pals

https://discord.gg/XrsRHmnDde

>>34121156
I get a #1 all the way around every 4 or so months. I figured if I haven't went bald yet, don't change anything. I'm getting a #1 in about a week.

>>34121136
It isn't over yet anon

>>34121597
Why would getting a different haircut make you go bald? Are you stupid?

28 f southern California near Tustin

Looking for irl frens near me >.<

Lately people have been pretending to be me on soc claiming I have child p*orn to share, because of this i will have to vet people due to trolls pretending to be me,

so please send me a email to chickn3@proton.me if you live near me and wanna be friends.

No internet trolls please. Only loyal friends I can voice chat with and meet up with!

FAQ down below -

Why not change your online identity?
Answer - because all the hate makes it easier to find loyal friends and helps me filter people because the 4chan trolls are really obvious. Unfortunately the discord trolls I got a few months ago were smart and not as obvious as the 4chan trolls. I lost friends due to a British e-boy in his early 20s making people pick sides.

just know that if you have a full head of hair at over 30 i fucking despise you.

>>34122633
You just got banned from a server for the pedophile allegations, my guy. It's truly not looking good for you.

>>34122644
>allegations

>>34122656
>simping for a tranny pedophile.
L O L
M
A
O

>>34122691
the "allegations" joke went straight over your head huh...the implecation beeing that they aren't allegations as so much as confirmed...not the brightest candle in the chandelier are we?

>>34122445
I didn't say that. I'm just saying what i've been doing is good luck so I haven't changed it. I can live with a month of messy hair before it gets cut. Its fine until the third month.

>>34122633
>Answer - because all the hate makes it easier to find loyal friends
Nigga i know ur autistic but like you dont have to be the retarded kind of autistic too

38 here
>member?

>>34119973
>>34120535
>>34120881
>>34121136
consider doing it now no one cares about your bawww post

>>34123321
How about showing them how it's done? Preferably through livestream.

>ASL
38/M/UK
>About Me
Upfront and direct I do work and have a life outside can’t always be available. A bull-daddy kinky I'm all about intensity and fulfilling my desires. Gentle, playfull, assertive, aggressive. Kind by nature, strict by principle, aggressive when necessary. I believe in honesty, and being direct looking for genuine people. I am Open to long term and regular. Do any of these resonate with what you're looking for, or would you like to explore a different angle

I'm looking for fun genuine girls and guys Enjoy I people who can laugh and joke and have down to earth conversations as well as get nice and dirty too.
>Interests enjoy console gaming, audio books, comics and geek stuff. As well as warhammer lore
Gaming, walking, TV & movies,

>Tag
Discord>savage_bones
Kik>Savage_Tones
Tellgram>@SavageTones

>asl
30 / M / Quebec
>about me
Tech guy working remote. Moved to Quebec last year to be near family - still fumbling through French like an idiot, but it's going alright. I travel a lot, love working from new places around the world. Originally from a farm in the middle of nowhere and miss it sometimes. I'm white, 5'10, a little fat but have been told im conventionally attractive. I think im a pretty normal person to be posting on 4chan, I just need a break from normie life sometimes. Also just got back from the bar with my friends and may be a little tipsy.
>interests
Film photography, museums, cooking, camping, jiujitsu, I read a lot and fall into rabbit holes constantly. Im sure we can find something in common. Bonus if you also have a crippling sense of ennui.
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, long term connection.
>not looking for
Severe mental illness, BPD.
>discord
totallies

>>34122633
Avoid, Chickn's a 35 y/o morbidly obese white man with BPD living in Texas who has a history of grooming children on Discord. He'll claim that he only groomed a 17 year old named gumshoe who he had sex with when they were 19 but it's been proven he groomed gumshoe when they were 16. He has also groomed kids as young as 13 and posted their nudes on 4chan Discord servers, which got those servers banned. Anons have been saying he's a man for years now and he refuses to post proof that he's a woman, claiming he doesn't want to be "doxxed." It's all but confirmed it's a man. He only wants adult anons to add him so he can manipulate them into spending money on him. He's been known to dox and harass anons who add him but refuse to pay, and he's admitted to doing this in the past. He'll also claim that the collage of proof is fake when half of it are posts anyone can find on the archives and the rest are from Discord. The Discord posts are real because Chickn's previous accounts were banned, and Discord needs actual messages (i.e. messages you can report with a link) to ban accounts. Hence, the messages are real otherwise Discord wouldn't have banned chickn's old accounts.

I've posted before and people didn't take me seriously. I am looking to have a child in the next 2 years.

>ASL
36/m/us
>You
gamer. absolute dweeb about movies. i yap like a film student over anything we're watching. i'd rather watch wong kar wai than wes anderson, but i like both. i hope you like something more than basic, mid tier horror movies.
>Kinks
not scat. that's my only hard no. i'm into a lot. was a sex worker when i was young. if you want a list of what's on the table, ask me about it. from suspiciously freaky, to vanilla. we do it all.
>Looking For
AFAB for Motherhood
a pipe dream really. someone that wants to be a mother, but isn't yet. i'm not a father and i feel like that dream passed me by. to reduce the risk of complications at my age, i'd prefer a younger partner, but i am open to someone in their 30s. someone to spend time with. having a kid or kids.
>Not Looking For
AMAB
friend collectors can kick rocks. people that don't want to meet in real life. people that are just role playing or experimenting, but don't want to do this in real life. people who don't take their pills if they need them
>Discord
moth_dander

18f, NEDERLANDS! I need some serious advice about my boyfriend, have a big problem and don't know what to do about it. Please help me out and please be able to have a normal conversation thank you.

My Kik: esmeegaatmee

>>34123321
i care

>>34124098
Werkt niet

>>34123973
Chikn has been banned from nearly every Discord, how does this person find the will to keep using the name

>>34123337
that is the dream anon, bet.
>>34124979
Nah, you don't.

Bump

>ASL
31 M PA
Tall, Thin, White, Dark hair and eyes.
>Hobbies and interests
Playing/Writing music. Cosplay. Thrifting. Fashion. Video games and anime, of course. I'm very much into Post-Punk, New wave, and Darkwave.
>Looking for
Single bio women with similar interests and know how to carry a conversation. Someone who lives close to PA. While I am looking for a relationship, I'd like to take things slow.
>Not looking for
Trans people, Smokers, Drug users, Non weebs, anyone older than 35, preferably. Leftists or overly political people. Obesity.
>Discord
heartlandmissiles

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET on SSI disability cuz autistic and deaf/Satanist/Misanthrope/recluse/hermit
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks, mexicans

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply...
.,,,,,

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old from the US, a little on the curvy side and totally love taking control in spicy chats. I thrive on pushing your buttons and watching you lose your cool, all while having a blast! I'm in my own world most of the time, and honestly, meeting people face-to-face can be a bit much for me, so that's why I'm all about the flirty vibes online. If you're down to have some fun and explore those naughtier sides, hit me up! Just add me on my favorite app by removing the spaces and dashes in the username: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y. Can't wait to chat and see how much fun we can have together!

wow this thread is grim. I better post in it
>asl
33/M/AL
>about you
white loser neet adhd
>interests
nature/animals/manga
>looking for
guys around my age. deranged ppl. fags.
>not looking for
young ppl. women.
>disc
yellowhammer256347

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit curvy and absolutely love taking the lead in flirty chats. One of my favorite things is pushing guys to their limits while keeping the energy fun and playful. I definitely have that naughty vibe going on! I’m usually vibing alone due to some social anxiety, so chatting online is totally my jam! If you're into some steamy texts and want to connect deeper, hit me up! You can find me on the app with this username: e-m-y z - e-t-h (just remove the spaces and dashes!) Looking forward to some spicy convos!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the east coast, a little on the curvy side, and I absolutely love getting wild in spicy chats. I thrive on pushing boundaries and making guys squirm, all while having a blast myself. I'm super flirty and pretty much always down for some fun, but social anxiety makes it tough for me to meet people in person. That's why I'm all about those late-night sexting sessions—they're just way more comfortable! If you're looking to spice things up with a fun, adventurous chick, hit me up. You can find me on that app with a ghost logo, just remember to fix the username a bit. It's e-m-y z-e t-h, make sure to remove any dashes or spaces! Can't wait to chat!

>>34119783 (OP)

>Sex
Male /m/

>Description

Looking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at rel587@protonmail.com

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account.

31/M/NZ
>About me
White, blonde.
By day I work in hospital, make good money. Looking to buy my own house soon on a single income.
By night I play videogames and watch less anime than I used to. Anything weeb or weeb adjacent (except vtubers)
Occasionally play badminton.
>Looking for
A wife.
Also friends, my friend circle has shrunk as I've gotten older and the friendships I have a pretty good but I also like meeting new people. Prefer IRL over online.
I work long hours sometimes and can't always respond super quickly, please understand.
>Contact
discord: neurotypical_mk2

29/F/UK

I haven’t been on here for a while, but I’m giving it another go. I’ve recently come out of a relationship, and like a lot of people, my circle of close friends has gotten smaller over time. I’m hoping to expand it a bit and find people I can chat to day to day.

I’m a bit of a normie these days. I read a lot and I’m a bit crafty. I enjoy gaming, hiking and going to gigs. I’m a night owl and tend to be awake at odd hours, always up for VC. Anything else you can find out along the way.

Discord: mysheea (alt account so easy to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

29/F/UK

I haven’t been on here for a while, but I’m giving it another go. I’ve recently come out of a relationship, and like a lot of people, my circle of close friends has gotten smaller over time. I’m hoping to expand it a bit and find people I can chat to day to day.

I’m a bit of a normie these days. I read a lot and I’m a bit crafty. I enjoy gaming, hiking and going to gigs. I’m a night owl and tend to be awake at odd hours, always up for VC. Anything else you can find out along the way.

Discord: mysheea (alt account so easy to ditch after if it doesn't work out)

>Contact Info
Discord: bigdorbo
>Age/Appearance
31, Big Fat Bisexual Dude with a Beard and a Mullet
>Location
Midwest US
>Favorite Book?
It would easier to link my Goodreads, but I'm into Fantasy and Sci-Fi. Howling Dark by Christopher Ruocchio is a good pick though.
>Interests
I get really focused on hobbies or games for a month or two then switch. Currently big on reading and Retail WoW. Also into Tabletop RPGs, reading and other video games. I like Dinosaurs a lot too.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
I am very shy as a person. I am also very anxious. Divorced last year. The only baggage related to it is lasting infidelity trauma. I am a working professional with my own home. I work about half the week then I sit on my ass and do pretty much nothing. I do not leave my home unless I need to for work or family.
>What are you looking for?
Someone to play WoW with would be nice. I'd say I play at a Normal or Heroic Raid level. Also looking for friends and or a partner, but I'm not desperate for either.
>Who do you want to add you?
25+ English speakers. Younger is fine too but definitely don't expect anything but friendship out of that. I like people who yap a lot and show interest. I do the same thing.
>Who don't you want to add you?
People who do not speak, show any interest in me or my hobbies, cheaters, poly folks.

Bump

>ASL
33 / Male / Western NY

>About Me
I'm an unvaxxed and very redpilled individual who lives in a group home, doesn't like normies, and despises the shadow government (cabal). A few months ago, I got backstabbed by a normie bitch that I was dating with, and she almost caused me to an-hero, so don't expect me to trust you so easily. If you want my unvaxxed sperm, then try to gain my trust, don't hesitate to tease and flirt with me, and don't backstab me like the other normie woman did, lest you get BTFO'd and possibly thrown in jail by the big company who manages most of these group homes across the entire state of New York. I'm not willing to do any traveling unless your house is either within walking distance of my house, or your house is located somewhere close to the town I live in, because I don't trust being left alone with someone too far away from my house. If you don't like redpilled men who are 5/10 or below, or my post creeps you out because MUH SEX, then keep scrolling.

>Looking For
18-35yo unvaxxed cis-females

>Not Looking For
Men, troons, long term relationships (I don't want a repeat of what the normie woman did to me)

>Contact
694F0E40D3C57FE129C4E4E57C36BE1F069DBB1BA0EFFFEFF6391EE4C67A972E2D301C3AAE26
(The normie cattle fears the gigachad qTox user)

31 F Domme UK

Confident, teasing, and in total control. I don’t ask — I command. Obey me, and maybe I’ll let you beg for more.

Kik : Alex4sub
SC: diane257238
Session : GoddessDianee

>>34138401
>I'm an unvaxxed and very redpilled individual who lives in a group home, doesn't like normies, and despises the shadow government (cabal)
great OPSEC, now we know to infect one member of the group home and it will get you too.

>ASL
M, old enough to have opinions on the McDLT and have seen Powers of 10 on laserdisc, US
>About me
just here for shitposting and dad jjokes
>Looking for
small talk while on conference calls, local weather forecasts
>not looking for
deep interpersonal connection, first names
>contact
_boole_

>>34119783 (OP)
For those that are scared and hopeless turning 30 and 30 plus just letting you know, I see you all as father figure potentials, type to fuck my mom and such

lone_wanderer37

>>34139098
Please kill yourself on your next "incel walk" you stupid faggot. You will never have a dad and you will never fuck your mom unless you rape her. Your path to CWC World is nearly complete.

>>34139233
How do you know bout my incel walks

>>34139233
TELL ME!

>>34139521
Cause you post about it endlessly you sad fag

>>34139554
I do love stalkers so keep at it. also add me on disc lol lone_wanderer37

>ASL
32/M/Fr*nce
>About/Hobbies
Army guy that gets bored on base a lot. Mostly into normie stuff, I like outdoorsy things, keeping fit, into sports (play rugby, cycling, running), having a drink
Usually pretty sociable and open to a lot. Always down for a chat about anything
>Looking For
Women who like to have a chat as well, no dudes pls cause I've got an abundance of those at work all day. So it's nice to talk with the other sex from time to time as well when I'm on base
>Not Looking For
Dudes, trannies, sellers
>Tag
alterego1_

>>34119783 (OP)
I used to visit the Blockbuster at that strip mall with an Asda in Eastbourne a lot when I was 10.

>>34135756
muh, muh, muh, mysheearona

>>34119973
>>34121136
Am 41, just got out of my SECOND long term relationship that I wanted marriage and children out of. Imagine how I feel. Can't stop having flashbacks to my first love when I was 23 and she left me in a month, and knowing now she has had a family for quite some time eats at me. I'm not giving up.

>asl
30 / M / Quebec
>about me
Tech guy working remote. Moved to Quebec last year to be near family - still fumbling through French like an idiot, but it's going alright. I travel a lot, love working from new places around the world. Originally from a farm in the middle of nowhere and miss it sometimes. I'm white, 5'10, a little fat but have been told im conventionally attractive. I think im a pretty normal person to be posting on 4chan. Also just got back from the bar with my friends and may be a little tipsy.
>interests
Film photography, museums, cooking, camping, jiujitsu, I read a lot and fall into rabbit holes constantly. Im sure we can find something in common :).
>looking for
A girl who wants to get to know each other, VC, long term connection.
>not looking for
Severe mental illness, BPD.
>discord
totallies

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the States, a bit on the curvy side, and I just love taking the lead when it comes to spicy chats. There's nothing quite like getting someone to lose their chill on cam while sharing some fun back and forth. I'm all about those flirty vibes and can totally keep it interesting! I often find myself in the mood (total firecracker over here!), but I do struggle with anxiety, so meeting up in person can be tricky. That's why I'm all about those late-night texts and naughty conversations. If you're looking for a fun sexting partner, hit me up! You can find me on the app with this username: s-t-e-e-l-l-i-v-y. Just remove the spaces and dashes for it to work, alright? Can't wait to connect and see where our chats take us!

Bump

i hate this. i hate being light headed and starving from eating normal human amounts of food for once in my life instead of bingeing. i hate the gas from my ozempic when i indulge. i hate how horny abstaining from gooning and starting lifting is making me. i hate my small penis and the fact that it won't even get fully erect anymore when it's spontaneous. i hate how lazy i am. i hate how i put off things like getting new blinds because i told myself I'd get a job and move out. i hate how i can't be content for more than a day at a time. i hate how there's literal years of suffering and effort like this before any small real world change would even register

>>34119807
Are there actually 30+ women on that server?
I've noticed on both 4chan and discord that women (female) past their 20s essentially don't exist outside of like one or two exceptions.
I assume they all get pregnant and leave the internet while the guys from ten or twenty years ago remain, such that in the 2030s you'll see a lot more guys in their 50s on 4chan alongside girls who are still in their teens and 20s like they've always been here.

This thread is depressing me. Looking for an age-appropriate male partner on this site is a lost cause.

>>34143149
>Looking for a partner on /soc/
>Looking for a partner on 4chan dot com
>Looking for a partner on the internet

Just say you're stupid.

>asl
41/m/canada
>interests
loonix, computers, writing, killing time, watching videos
>about me
I've been NEETing for a long time. I'm chronically online because I have nothing better to do. I want to be a wagie in my cagie because Id be less bored and have more money.
>Looking for
Random people to talk to
>Not looking for
sycophants, people who are overly moody, friend collectors.
>tag
thepenguinsarebored

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US and I'm all about that fun, flirty vibe. I love taking the lead in our steamy exchanges and seeing how far I can push your buttons while having a blast myself. Honestly, I'm a total nympho at heart, always ready to dive into some spicy chats! Socializing out in the real world can be a bit overwhelming for me, so that's why I'm all in on messaging. If you're looking for someone to tease and keep things exciting, hit me up! You can find me on my favorite app: z-o-y-m-e-l-l (just remove the spaces and dashes to find me). Can't wait to connect!

>>34143149
state your sex/gender and define "age appropriate"

>ASL
33/Male/NOVA area Virginia

>Physical description
Unfortunately very similar to Elon Musk from the neck up
6 ft 2 will post proof
Blonde and freckled

>Interests

Hobbies: Gundam kits, hiking, baking, swimming, gardening, Gaming, Chatting, Paranormal and occult stuff
Fandoms: Chiikawa, Pretty Derby, Jojo, DBZ, Yakuza, Creepcast, Epic: The Musical, Alien Stage
Multiplayer Games: Dead By Daylight, Hunt: Showdown, Outlast Trials (Open to trying new games.)

>Looking for

Honestly, people to do IRL stuff with, preferably. The area I live in is pretty snooty and hard to make connections at work. I'm also willing to just chat with people. Get an idea of areas I might wanna move to. My lease is up in a few months. Thinking about moving.

I like to talk to people daily. Send you stupid jokes or ask you random questions. I'm also available most of the day, so I respond fairly quick when I can. I do puns and give Dad advice for free. I just ask that we talk about a wide variety of stuff. Otherwise, I'm charging hourly for therapy.


>Not looking for
Anything Sexual from a man/ex man
Skitzos
Meanies
Minors
Anyone who ghost for days
Complainers
My dedicated /soc/ stalker
Feds
Pedos or dog fuckers
beggers

>Contact

Discord
absolute.unit.731

>Asl
31/m/Boston
>Looking for
Friends to chat or make art with.
>Hobbies and interests
I am an abstract artist, my post is the art I make with sharpie, marker, and pen on paper. I really like Aphex twin, Seinfeld, and a lot of other media. Send me what you've been listening to on repeat this week, I will do the same!
>Not looking for
Idk I'm pretty tolerant
>Discord
swang0

>>34122849
I had Dog House Blues as my ringtone for a while, it was funny seeing people looking like they'd had a memory triggered but not knowing what.
Also had the Metal Gear Solid codec chirp as my message notification noise.

black male 38 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship

discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

36 M KY, 6'1, dominant, but easy going and talkative. I'm a professional with a corporate management job working in software engineering. I have a kinky side that few people in my personal life know about. Id love to talk with others, preferably women, who relate to this. Im legitimately interested in casual conversation and getting to know you beyond just the sexual topics, it's much better when there's actually more to it than that. After establishing some level of mutual comfort, im potentially down to voice chat. Really interested in movies, trivia, health, fitness, self-care. I strongly prefer if we can actually have sustained attentive conversation rather than single one-word messages once every few hours.

On the kinky side, I enjoy BDSM, rough sex, exhibition, group stuff, breeding, cum play, exploring taboos and trying new things. I appreciate discussing and learning about new and unusual kinks and interests even if they aren't my thing and would love to find others with the same curiosities about human sexuality.

Discord: ContextMatters

>>34146183
a female in a 30+ thread being asked what age-appropriate means... context clues are important and should be used

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET on SSI disability cuz autistic and deaf/Satanist/Misanthrope/recluse/hermit
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks, mexicans

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply....,,.

>>34150098
an age appropriate match for a 30yo girl is a 40yo man. the 30yo men can pull 30yo girls all day long and can find one to birth them children without worry.

>>34150310
*30m can pull 20f all day. apologies for the unfortunate typo

Boomer discord server where we reminisce about the good old days. We talk about old anime and games and have a generally nice vibe to all interested people who want to go back to the past

https://discord.gg/FPMzsfNrgE

hey there, i'm a 21-year-old girl from the us, a bit on the playful side, and i love taking the lead in those hot chats. there's something thrilling about getting guys to the edge while i’m having a blast too. i’m usually on fire (totally nympho vibes!), but sometimes my anxiety keeps me from going out to meet new people. that’s why i’m super into spicy texting, it’s just so much easier for me! hit me up on 4messenger: c-a-mi-l oxr-je (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! can't wait to connect and have some fun!

>ASL
34/M/UK (I live abroad though)

>About/Interests/Hobbies
I've lived in quite a few different countries-- as cringe as the term "digital nomad" is, it dos apply to me. Currently trying to get my own business off the ground.
I like rock music and used to play the guitar a lot.
I am "far-right" by modern standards but it's not something I insist on talking about, and absolutely not something I am interested in debating
First used 4chan back in like 2006. Never thought I'd be back on this basket case of a board, however, I recently had a completely unexpected breakup with the woman I was convinced I would marry and have kids with. I'm basically fine, albeit dreading the "dating market" at my age, and could use some distraction with fun conversations. So far I've been pleasantly surprised to have spoken with a handful of cool, funny, interesting people from here

>Looking for
Talk to me about your life, tell me stories about your experiences. I don't find that having the same hobbies matters that much. Conversations like "I enjoy this film". "Me too! Do you also like that film?" aren't much fun. Stories about oddballs you've encountered are usually a good place to start.
If you're chatty we'll probably get on. Whether we only talk a few times or stay in contact for years, it's all good.
Not against VC after we've chatted for a bit. I like sending voice messages from time to time
Extra points if you're from mainland Europe, I plan to move somewhere there soon.

>Not looking for
Teenagers
Mega-sperg shut-ins
Incel/blackpill/woman-hating types
Severe mental illness
Lewd
Leftists
You can talk about your hobbies, just don't talk at me about anime/video games/whatever endlessly

>Contact
falco1010_

Bump

>>34119783 (OP)
Can you post another link, neither of these work

>>34153639
discord.gg/CzMF875M
Try this one.

>>34143149
>>34150098
As an early 30s incel I would never want to date a woman in her 30s unless she was a virgin, which, let's be honest, none of them are. The idea of settling down with a woman whose most attractive, fertile, and youthful years are past, who was having sex with other men (doubtless with characteristics I dislike) while I was stuck alone, is absolutely unconscionable.

>>34135756
single man 62 Norwich , love hiking camping,dogs,looking for F to talk to.
6'1" 75kg, blue eyes, clean shaven, 6" uncut cock,will send (clothed)pic. email cleanskin9@protonmail.com

>>34150213
Damn you sound unpleasant

>>34143149
62 yo male Norwich UK, live alone .6' 1", 75 kg blue eyes, some hair, 6" uncut cock, taught at university, clean, honest, email cleanskin9@protonmail.com can send clothed pic

>>34141473
Better man than me. I've already planned on offing myself if I made it to 35 without so much as a date.

>>34153737
See, even the wizard understands what I'm talking about.

>>34155179

That's not a good sign

Am a guy who turned 30 years old this year. I don't feel old at all, looking for other people with fully developed brains that don't conflate that with being senile for some reason. Not terribly sociable typically but i wouldn't mind some dnms with strangers in vc. I sleep like a baby, have many faults and 0 insecurities. Hit me up with a disc I cba with making burners c:

32/M/GA

I just know for a fact that as soon as I get a Minute Maid Lite Pink Lemonade inside of me, my problems will go away. I just finished my master's thesis and there's really not much else going on with me. The thesis was on why every mentally ill woman has checkered Vans and Cookie Monster Pajamas. That's really not what it was about but it was certainly in the ballpark. I'm just looking to talk to people that don't think that MRNA vaccines were in Tower 7 when it collapsed. We can talk about anything, but chances are you're much more interested in talking about yourself, and not in a way that's compelling, either. It's that way where it's kind of self-pitying but too vague to get into any specifics because if you would get to know the specifics you would know that the problem is yourself. Then it's a matter of pattern recognition and accountability, but you would never hold yourself to that or attempt to see that. You barely try to look at the mirror when you walk into your bathroom, let alone try to examine yourself. I can throw out the "dam that's crazy" every 5 minutes so you don't have to focus on that video of how to tie a noose. It's favorited, so you can come back to it at any time. But basically I like making music and pretending to know how to spot a bad welding job. I also like leaving when I feel like it. I don't like sad sacks and energy thieves. I also don't like to pretend to feel bad for people. I don't play many video games anymore, they don't give me joy like they used to. I do enjoy going to the movies by myself. I saw Eddington. It's about two Mexicans and their disagreement over a bug eyed woman. I don't know where people got that this was a COVID period piece, that resonated more with me anyway. How does Joaquin Phoenix keeps getting these roles where he plays an impotent sexually frustrated man when we saw his hammer in full tilt AND dangle? It's a soft 6, not a modest Statue of David at all... So was the movie.

Discord
lilugly.dude

hey there, i'm a 21-year-old girl from the us, a bit on the wild side and totally love exploring my fun side through flirty chats. there's nothing better than teasing a guy until he loses control, right? i'm super playful and always ready to spice things up, but i prefer keeping things online since social situations can get a bit daunting for me. that's why i'm all about those sultry conversations; they make everything so much easier! if you're into some naughty fun, hit me up on my app: c-am i l-o x rje (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! can't wait to get things sizzling with you!

i confess that i am a zoomer who wants to poach an older man who is reluctant to talk to me, give his life some meaning and become mutually obsessed with each other

i'm not crazy or unrealistic though. don't kill yourselves anons, i promise it'll get better (if you try)

>>34153737
>>34157812
You guys should meet

>>34157812
Tell us more. Age, approximate location, biological female? And what sort of men you are attracted to.

>>34157812
no zoomer girl has her life together enough that she dreams of saving old men. but it's a nice fantasy even so.

>>34153737
I don't know how to tell you this, but you too are past your prime and if you're not grey or balding yet, you probably will be soon. Virgins are overrated because they have no idea what they actually want, they choose you because they don't know any better and, trust, they will get curious about other dick and leave you or cheat on you, especially if she's in her twenties.

>>34141473
I'm 36 and I've never had a gf. I'm just waiting for my parents to die so I can off my self without guilt.

>>34157976
lmao hes such a charmer, he doesn't need me

>>34158072
i said i'm not unrealistic to imply i dont believe anything could come out of this. i just wanted attention and to fantasize. though ideal man is someone who uses proper grammar and is patient, that's all it takes

>>34158153
i also chose to not use the word save cause i agree with what you're saying. by giving him meaning, he can save us both or we mutually save each other (at least in my well constructed fantasies)

>>34158832
oh, if it's so well-constructed then could you clue me in about what an old reluctant man's gonna need to do to save a low-self-esteem zoomette? i need to do mental prep for these contingencies, you know.

>>34157812
drop a throwaway email. let's talk.
G0DMD

>>34157812
>>34157812
That's what my ex was.