47 results for "1e8e1826b82ed8921e560155f0d74dc2"
>>725779039
This dude’s brain needs to be studied. I get that people are retarded nowadays but holy shit this is some next level retardedness
>>725672230
>last female of your species
>choose to be gay
>>2836263
>>2836268
>get in the regular standby line to avoid the mandatory penis inspection
>wait an hour
>get to the grouper
>"how many in your party?"
>j-just one
>"sorry sir but this isn't the single rider line, you'll have to go back to the front of the attraction and get in the correct line"
>>724205767
>i will be reporting my own post as well, forcing a janitor to read it
>>723820037
It fucked up trying to make all races have super diverse population. I don't mind diverse casts in fantasy, but in Tolkiens work it feels bit strange. Not saying there should't be any non-white characters, humans have always traveled and done trade, but having some average American city level of diversity in every village and town would be strange.
I just hate you can't discuss this kind of stuff as grifters and anti-woke crowd has poisoned the topic by yelling "sjw", "woke", "the message", etc. any time there is any non-white main character. Sometimes even female mc is enough for that reaction. Hell, recently anime has been under fire for being "tranime" or whatever.

I personally hate megacorps and some rando shareholders who have no passion or interest for art gets to own and degrade art so "line goes up". They just made it have some cheapest current year subtext so culturewar handles advertising.
Sadly majority of the left hates the show anyway because it's absolute shit from writing, costumes, directing, action, and as bonus disrespects Tolkien's work. The directors are two random dudes who just want the bag.

I'll just watch LOTR Extended Trilogy on weekend and feel better. And maybe RFT's series on the Rings of Power.
>>722982036
Considering doing the campaign just to get some skins to hopefully replace some of the femoid soldiers, though I'm unsure of they're just camo skins or full model swaps.
Other than that I don't have any complaints. Maybe some of the maps suck.
>>542209605
F. Oh well.
Got access a year ago but didn't bother to start playing until just now
Is Holliday good? I don't really like a lot of the heroes.
>>538947107
>all of that to unequip all your items
I saw a couple in the park sitting on a bench together, that already made me fee bad, but then the girl laid her head into his lap and I genuinely, physically recoiled. You know how a car crash is something you shouldn't look at but you can't keep your eyes away anyway? Yeah, it wasn't like that, instead it was like one of those Chinese live leak videos where they boil a dog alive, I couldn't bear to watch.
Public displays of affection should be banned and punished by law.
>>720103419
NM bumpkin here. Our mall keeps getting smaller and smaller
>>719953269
>finally kill the Last Judge
>die while she's dying because the devs, for some fucking reason, decided that the hardest boss of the game thus far NEEDED a fucking kamikaze explosion attack during her death throes
>if you die while the boss is dying your victory doesn't count, so I have to endure the shitty Judge/Drillbug thing/Wind gauntlet AGAIN in hopes of killing the boss that I've already killed again
I've pretty much gotten her moveset memorized and know to run the fuck away after landing the killing blow, but jesus christ that is total bullshit. I can't remember the last time a game pissed me off this much.
I cannot look at any corner of my life or the world at large and not see evil people winning.
>Go to weekly local tourney
>People are chilling, playing friendlies
>No entry fee because duh It's just a weekly(but you are free to contribute by helping set up stuff or bring your modded Wii)
>See a free set-up
>"Uhm, excuse me"
>Turn around
>It's the Balatro mod guy
>"That would be 5 dollars"
>What the fuck, nobody asks money to play on local setups
>"Bro I bought this console and carried it all the way here with the cables... Aren't you being bit privileged? ;/"
>Call him greedy and go to play on another set-up
>Some people go ahead and pay anyway because they want to play
>Next week
>"Sigh... Due to people threatening my life(not gonna tell who or show proofs despite Melee community very quickly banning that kind of behavior), I have decided to make my setup on your locals free! But you can always help me set-up my Wii and give me a tip..."
>Nobody does because you are now known as the guy who asked money for what the community has been doing for free
>"Huh? :( But I deserve being paid... I worked so hard..."
>Meanwhile TO works with janny salary and even spends money to keep locals running
>>28586782
>your girl
Haha... yeah... my girl totally does that... yes I have a gf but you guys wouldn't know her, she lives in a different town.
I think we need a war to kill at least 70% of you whining millennial niggas before its too late. If we're lucky the insane people were right about vaccination and it does that for us.
>>213827327
>gets raped
>gets me too'd
>gets cheated on
How long before the rope?
>>82223231
Does your name begin with an A irl?
>>11355438
Nah.
>>534577967
dunno mb im old and watch too much porn, but how do you even start goon to that?
>>149710101
>There are plenty of women in the world that are well grounded and rational
>>717294248
don't get upset over other people, you'll just be lumped in with them
don't be this much of a newfag
in this day and age, people run every single fucking insult, joke and meme to the ground within the first fucking week, what you're experiencing is the fallout, and it'll linger until the next round of terms come around and the cycle starts over
>>213365119
You know the answer.
>>532565884
>fully charged just flat out looks like an uber effect
>he bought amd + nvidia instead of amd + amd

retard alert
I hate christians so much, especially when they preach to me when I didn't ask for it.

How do I tell them to fuck off without appearing rude?
>>715500848
>tfw fumbled a girl that looked like a black-haired version of Shani with D cups
>His parents bought him a Saturn instead of a Playstation
>pracuj chwilę w chujowej znanej firmie
>firma zatrudnia głównie imigrantów, bo nikt inny nie chce pracować w takich warunkach
>są to młodzi, wysocy dobrze zbudowani słowiańscy chłopcy
>zakończ współpracę z firmą
>dostań chcicy
I co teraz
>>715346640
>do her final quest
>she asks me to swim around her to calibrate
>stare at her ass
>she calls me out
Gooner bros, it's over.
Panam>>Judy
>>715324121
>>715331327
>the anxiety of deciding to double-text before being ghosted

Is this literally what I'm going to suffer through when I finally close on a girl's number? I'm already nervous when just texting my buds
>>715274556
>boss fight
>boss becomes invulnerable, burrows underground, jumps out of the arena or otherwise becomes unattackable and summons minions

makes me want to ALT F4 immediately.
>>34121136
It isn't over yet anon
>>715170801
This made me swap to that gay ass Opera browser
I hate the le epic leet gamer look but it's fast, compatible with all my old extensions that got nuked and a browser
Just REALLY wish it didn't look like I was in a CP2077 menu permanently
>>715096715
whoa cool it with the antisemitism.
>>714971806
Because usually the first solution that comes to mind isn't the best one. Looking at top players for balance in game that is also played casually can work, but top players and casuals are playing different game in the end
Let's say there is a hypothetical hero fps game named "Battlefuckers". In Battlefuckers, there are several classes with unlockable weapons.
Now there is a special unlockable grenade launcher for class named Shitface with a special attack that has a huge blast radius, but you have to charge it for like 5 seconds and you can barely move with it on top of it taking all of your ammo. In casual environment it's a silly mini nuke people meme with and is seen as funny sidegrade.
However in competitive setting, that weapon is useless because the top players in their 5v5 premade vc teams with meta loadouts can instantly kill a player who is standing still for 5 seconds.
Solution?
"Buff" that weapon. Reduce the charge time to 1.5 seconds, reduce blast radius to 25% of the original blast radius and change the ammo it takes to 25% of your max ammo. Buff the base damage of the weapon by 10%.
Now the comp players *might* use it, but casuals are the ones that suffer the most. The weapon isn't fun to use anymore and the new "buff" fucks it up.
Example 2:
Class named Underpants has a pistol named Ripuli. Ripuli pistol in competitive has been considered absolutely broken due to it healinh your teammates around you a whenever you hit enemies. On it's own it's not op but combined with support class Gaylord with AOE team speedboost, it makes rushdown playstyle too powerful.
In casual it's considered a fun sidegrade as it does less damage but you can be helpful for your team.
Solution?
Nerf. Remove healing, and slap small damage buff with a damage vulnerability so it has more "risk vs reward element". Underpants shouldn't be able to heal others as it's not a support class.
Casuals are of course just confused. But now the pistol is meta in comp and "balanced"
Sexual deviancy
Is possible to get rid of a paraphilia or is it something permanent?
How can I deal with blue balls? My balls hurt and I can't sleep or study properly, it's driving me insane
My gf told me "maybe I'm not the right person for you"
We had a few arguments over her being jealous and insecure for no reason and at some point I did confront her about it and she told me that maybe she is not the right person for me, I asked her why she said that and she responded with: because I keep hurting you

Why did she mean by this?
>>714510358
Only gamers claim regulations to be communism.
Film, book, or comic fans don't jump in to defend corpos to this extent
no, I’m the lazy ESL that solo afks vbuck missions without placing a single trap
my stw account is maxed and I speak English at a higher level than you
you can’t explain what a gerund or a predicate is without looking it up lmao
pic related: my and my friends laughing at (You)
>Lie
>Act like an asshole
>Never admit you are wrong about anything
>Tell people to not support the initiative
>Refuse to talk with Ross
>Lie more
>Embarrass yourself
>Get proven wrong and that you lied
>Double down
>Embarrass yourself again
>Lie even more about not deleting streams/vids and that it was actually Yotube who did it
>Get proven wrong again, by your own words saying you deleted it
>Don't even know what you are talking about
>Don't admit you are ever wrong
>Say everything is everyone else's fault
>Everyone makes fun of you
>Nobody likes you
>Keep doubling down
>Embarrassment level: European Extreme
>"...A-Actually... He was playing 4D chess and wanted the initiative to succeed! There is no way he's an narcisistic asshole and dumb as box of rocks! He's /ourguy/"
Desperation is hilarious, and so are people who put e-celebs on pedestal.
>>714338852
this guy is living proof that bullying needs to exist in school
>>529220113
>actually add Jasmine
>it's some crappy battle suit or something and not her real costume/look
>>713394692
>borderlands second despite only having 5 games or so
Grim.
>>1808781
>mobile
>have to minimize the screen for a few seconds every time lovey-dovey scene happens