Thread 33365963

I hate christians so much, especially when they preach to me when I didn't ask for it.

How do I tell them to fuck off without appearing rude?

>>33365963 (OP)
You are clearly in the wrong place then. Go where there are hardly any Christians. Oh wait, maybe you *came* from such a place, by pure coincidence a total shithole, and you are where you are for the economic opportunities. In either case, you can certainly fuck off to a Christianless part of the world.

>>33365963 (OP)
>they can’t push their opinion me but i can push my opinions on them!

>>33365963 (OP)
Hold up one hand and say, very firmly, "I'm sorry, I have to get back to my family" and then walk away.

>>33365963 (OP)
I was reading an article about how to deal with envy and the article starts to mention bible and I immediately close it

>>33366128
maybe it was good advice but you’re too stupid and blinded by social programming

study politics for 10 minutes and if you arent a christian after that you are truly too stupid for this world

>>33365963 (OP)
Tell them you're part of a different sect than them.

>>33365963 (OP)
I made one cry once when they tried the "where will you go when you die" in the fucking refrigerated isle in a Walmart.

All I did was ask him: "Why do you want to live forever?"

if you're white, realize that you've been brainwashed by jews to hate your own group

if you aren't white, go back.

>>33366323
Everyone wants to live forever and trying to pretend you don’t is extremely disingenuous.

>>33366372
>white...you've been brainwashed by jews to hate your own group
Huh?

>>33365963 (OP)

Leviticus 26:14-17
>[14]The Lord said, “If you will not obey my commands, you will be punished.
>[15]If you refuse to obey my laws and commands and break the covenant I have made with you,
>[16]I will punish you. I will bring disaster on you — incurable diseases and fevers that will make you blind and cause your life to waste away. You will sow your seed, but it will do you no good, because your enemies will conquer you and eat what you have grown.
>[17]I will turn against you, so that you will be defeated, and those who hate you will rule over you; you will be so terrified that you will run when no one is chasing you.

"Count it not strange" when these things come upon you. You will know why.

>>33365963 (OP)
tell them you're jewish or muslim

>>33365963 (OP)
Christians specifically, huh? I think the best solution would be to kill yourself.

>>33366443
I wouldn't say for actual ever, I think I'd eventually maybe be done, but it depends on how much stuff there ends up being to do. Maybe there is limitless meaning and fun to be had, maybe not.

None of us have walked a mile in each other's shoes. If you were born into their body, with their mind, their upbringing and influences, you'd be them. You'd be saying and doing the shit they're saying and doing.
I wasted a lot of time and energy being pointlessly resistant to other people when I was young. Only to realise we're all just being who we are. I'm not saying you should agree with them, or believe the same things as them. I'm just saying go easy, because we're all just trying to get through this shit show. And they're just trying it the best way they know how.

>>33366695
Found the butthurt Christian

>>33366634
Levitical law explains the Old Covenant, it's in part moral and part purely pedagogical. With Christ's death and resurrection, this covenant was fulfilled and we are no longer bound by Jewish pedagogical laws. Jew or Gentile, all are one in Christ.
This statement still holds true morally, just be aware wheen reading Exodus, Deutornomy and Leviticus.

>>33366778
Nah, no true Christian would act this way.
Christianity promotes humidity, the separation from ego. If there is no ego left to be hurt, only then can one continue doing what's right without feeling humiliated.

>>33366113
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR LE HECKIN CHRISTIAN SLOP IN MY MOVIES
>IS THAT LE HECKIN DARWINISM REFERENCE??? THAT'S LE BASED!!!
Hmm out of all ideologies only one makes people react this way

>>33365963 (OP)
Move to Israel or Saudi Arabia or Japan.

>>33366840
>Christianity promotes humidity
Well, it's good to know Christianity helps with the quality of the air

>>33367362
>Saudi Arabia, where they oppress women and stone them for showing their skin
or...
>Japan, where women are free to be cute slutty sex objects of their own free will
Yeah... I'm gonna choose Japan

>>33366697
There is. It also depends on what "eternal life" even means. Like is it simply not aging, or am I invulnerable? Am I immune to injuries only, or do disease, hunger/thirst harm/kill me? Do I feel pain? Can I regenerate limbs and organs? Do I otherwise have normal human bodily functions - do I need to shit and stuff? Can I get diarrhea and a sore asshole from eating bad food? All this stuff matters. Because if I can live forever but if I get some shitty disease and can't regenerate, that would really suck.

>>33365963 (OP)
>I hate christians so much
They're all good boys who dindu nuffin wrong.
If you're a hater, thats a you problem, not a them problem.

>>33368913
Found the other christian. Fuck, they're like roaches coming out of the walls.

I hate Christ cucks almost as much as I hate the swarthy race. I also hate new agers and "scientists" (materialistic atheists). There is a god (Demiurge) and he is evil. But you (us) are the True God who has forgotten that fact. Adulthood is learning to turn inward rather than outward for guidance.

>>33366168
You're insanely stupid if you believe the god of the Bible isn't a complete psychopath. Or that Satan-worship in politics is anything but the "other face" to the Christian demiurge. Worshipping some invisible father rather than your own inner gnosis is about as pathetic as it gets. I actually respect Satanists more than Christians because they abide by no rules but their own. Morality is a lie made to enslave the masses

>>33366372
>your own group
It's a middle eastern religion. You've been brainwashed so hard you think the religion started by Jewish people in the middle east is European, when it was used as a tool to quash actual European religion.

How often do Christians preach to you?
I rarely do it unless I feel there is a opening.
So you are probably giving off vibes of needing the Gospel message.
So maybe work on fnding happiness and expressing joy and Christians won't bother you.
Or maybe your time is almost up and God is giving you plenty of chances to accept Jesus Christ. That way when you die you can't appear before God and use the excuse that nobody shared Jesus with you.

>>33367387
Humidity isn't a direct component of air quality.

>>33366443
>Anyone with a different opinion is extremely disingenuous
Found the narcissist. Who doesn't want an ending? Only the self-important

>>33366695
Muslims aren't banging on the door everyday to preach to me. You're in a cult, wake up

>>33365963 (OP)
I hate Australians so goddamn much.

>>33370321
I'm still surprised the gnostic heresy is spread around these days.

>>33370958
>How often do Christians preach to you?
literally every day i go to school

I walked away from my faith but I always felt let down that I have to accept that death is the end with no respite for my consciousness once I'm gone.

>>33372765
You can always become a new ager.

>>33365963 (OP)
As a non-Christian, I would encourage you to read the Bible. Not only does this mean you can stunt on preaching Christians, who don't even read their own book, but it gives you a foundational understanding of Western culture that can't be gotten elsewhere. Think of it more like reading the Iliad or Odyssey to understand ancient Hellenic culture rather than reading a didactic text that tells you sex is bad.

>>33372813
Way overrated. Job and Ecclesiastes have real value, and Genesis/Exodus/Revelation have entertaining mythology that help you understand Western culture (and are obvious bullshit)

The rest of it is Jeremiah begat Obidiah begat Hezekiah begat Jebediah tedium

One problem I have with Christians is the divide between the core tenet and the expectations that comes with "being Christian".

What I learned growing up is "accepting Christ as your savior is absolute." If you sincerely pray and reach out to God in repentance for the sin of man then you are absolved and granted entry to the kingdom of Heaven. There is nothing that can take that away from you, your place in eternal life is assured by that action.

But the notion of "being Christian" involves having to "honor the heavenly father" in the life you live and if you're made to feel as though your salvation necessitates carrying out the mission of the church here on Earth. Tithing, prayer, honoring your body as a temple unto God without defilement, reading scripture, witnessing to those outside the faith...there is so much weight put onto what you do down here by the institution of Christianity. What I took the whole shtick of salvation to mean is that "you accept Jesus as your lord and savior, then decide how you want that relationship to go." If you feel motivated to express your faith and share how much joy that brings into your life in the hopes others join you, do it. If you want a quiet, introspective relationship that doesn't involve anyone but you and your personal belief then do that. Either are valid and do not violate the commitment to accepting Jesus that started you down this journey. But the way it plays out doesn't actually reflect that simplicity, even though I've been in several ministries that claim that it's as complicated and simple as what I believed.

I'm not saying accept God but go on living your life as debaucherously as you were yesterday (although, again, as I was taught doing that isn't related to you and your walk with Christ - it's just a bad look for someone who claims to be and potentially paints you as a poser but regardless it's not supposed to be a factor) but no one "in the faith" has a place to question you.

>>33372873
>Ecclesiastes
There's a dude at my job who's such a christian that his actual legal name is that...

>>33372873
yeah ok maybe don't read the whole thing. But the most valuable parts are obviously the Gospels which I'm surprised you omitted.

>>33372907
James 2:26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

I think the implication here is that faith is much more than a verbal acceptance of Christ, and a full embodied faith in Christ will inevitably lead towards good works.

"no thanks I'm not interested"

t. Christian

>>33366504
This just makes the Bible seem like a cult pamphlet.

>>33373032
Well if you're being honest about accepting Christ into your life there is an implicit understanding that you have regrets about the life you came from and wish to change the content of your character because there are aspects of your person that do not agree with the kind of person you wish to be, hoping your walk with God will fulfill the internal desire to do better.

But, again, that's a matter of personal choice and still doesn't involve the more outward expressions of one's faith (and also does not change the underlying "to accept God is to accept your place at his side in the next life"). I don't like that other Christians can look upon you and ask if you truly believe.

>>33365963 (OP)
That is nothing mang, see how my family talks to me...

>>33374177
mang... mang!!! ...... mang ;)

>>33374199
Huh?

>>33365963 (OP)
Online, especially here, they come off as arrogant and uninvolved like the guy who goes around telling everyone to drink forbidden knowledge bleach with vitamin D for whatever health problems

you could have a problem with your gf, work, school, family, anything, and those fuckers would just do a driveby shitpost of whatever bible quote rolls out of their head
>JOHN 6:43
>AND SO JESUS AND HIS APOSTLES RODE DONKEYS TO THE NEAREST FIG TREES, WHERE THEY ATE THE SANDIEST OF DIRT BREAD AND SANG HYMNS
cool man, great advice, excellent.

>>33371176
Yeah it is

>>33366323
What a weird thing to lie about

>>33370338
God killed demonic nephilim spawn of fallen angels who were practicing pedophilia and human sacrifice.

People like you are too dumb to understand the thousands of pages of context in the bible and immediately say KILLING BAD.

>>33374434
>using apocryphal sources

>>33370338
> "you're insanely stupid if you think the god of the Bible isn't a complete psychopath"
> "You should worship your inner gnosis"
>"I respect Satanists because they abide by no rules but their own"
> "Morality is a lie"
two major contradictions in five sentences. You'd win gold at the pseud Olympics. You can't make claims regarding an entity's morality if you believe that "morality is a lie." Satanists are just anti-theists that try to impose their own ideas of "right" and "wrong" on historically Christian (typically urban or suburban) populations - they have their own temples, tenants (commandments), etc. And If we're talking about American Satanism, it's literally the gayest thing ever. Their fifth tenant is to "TRUST THE SCIENCE!" lmao. Gnosticism is even worse. It's a belief system that rewards shut-in retards for thinking that they've received divine revelation for thinking like stoners. "Dude... like... what if God was actually evil and like... there's a super God who's actually the good one that wants people to learn about him by like sitting alone and thinking really hard?" Get a grip.

>>33365963 (OP)
> I hate christians so much
And i hate conformists and scientism fanatics.
>especially when they preach to me when I didn't ask for it.
But its magically okay for above faggots to do the very same thing.

>>33366443
>everyone is braindead slave to self preservation instinct
Nope.

>>33374213
But let me guess, its okay for conformists and scientism redditors do the same with their schizo that conspiracy theorist that?

>>33376524
Yes

>>33370338
> I actually respect jews and normalfags
You are not real gnostic

>>33376567
>neuroslop
Low iq moment.

>>33372873
>and are obvious bullshit
But so is official narrative and everything you believe in general.

what makes them worse than others

>>33365963 (OP)
This nigger is gonna be a pastor someday.

>>33366372
>brainwashed by jews to hate your own group
KEK, christ is a literal jew.

>>33373084
THEY CAN BE TAUGHT!

>>33374279
It was super fucking weird.

The guy was older than me, but His dad? came up and gave me a $10 walmart gift card.

>>33365963 (OP)
Preachers are fucking annoying, especially when they act like know it all savior trying to shove their "revelation" down everyones throat.

>The religious ones who cannot fantom how someone dosen't beleive in God
>The communist who think everyone is corrupt and anyone who likes capitalism is evil.
>Radical feminist queer who think the anyone who disagree is a pig
>The fucking halucinogenic drug user who think he can access the knowlege of the univers with his "3rd" eye, and that anyone who dosen't is stupid
>machist chenanigan who speak about women as if they are used cars

The list goes on and on and it's always the same shit.

>Oh fuck this specific thing changed my whole perspective on life
>I need to save everyone by verbally harassing them until they try it
>Anyone who disagree is obviously stupid or being brainwashed.

>>33370340
>>33378919
weird how it's never white people or even real anti semites saying this
really makes me think!
almost like anyone who's thought about it for 2 seconds knows why this is a stupid thing to say, including yourself, and you just use it as an epic gotcha

you make it sound like christians are camping outside your door to harass you

grow a spine OP and be a man holy shit

>>33365963 (OP)
I've learned that the thing that wards off christians the most is being an actually honest christian. Do it ironically, never tell them. Tell them you've accepted Jesus and everything.They're all as much hypocrites as everyone else and they'll despise you.

>>33366443
I don't want to live forever, I just don't want to die. I'd enjoy very much a life where old age and disease don't kill you, but how long until you slip on a banana peel and hit your head on a curb or something

>>33379269
*not OP

Sometimes they really doo be harassing you outside your door.
Somedays right outside my apparteent complex, there's these 2 ladies stopping me to talk about Jesus. I tell them I don't have the time and they follow me until I take a panflet which will endup in the garbage. Then I cross a major street to take the bus, and another preacher ask me to take his panflet and accept jesus in my hearth. And that will happen mutliple days in a row, until they change spot.

About once every month or 2 I also get mormons and/or jeovah's witness. They will ring every bell until someone let them in and then they will knock on everysingle door, even the ones from people who say they wern't interested.

It dosen't help that downtown where I work, is also filled with as much preachers of differents faith, with a megaphone as there are crackheads yelling nonsens.

>>33379296
Yeah but if you do that they'll later come to you and want to talk about the bible and other shit christian things. And that's what I don't want.

It's a gamble I don't wanna take.

>>33365963 (OP)
debate them about topics they have trouble with
>women priests wen
>2 Kings 2:23–24 or any other stupid bible verse
>Pius XII attitude during WWII
>how come 5% of priests are pedophiles
after a few of these they typically leave you alone.
bonus: you get to be very insulting and offending while being 100% polite if that's your concern

>>33380361
Then you learn other shit christian things to tell them to fuck off. That's the beauty of christianity, you can do anything and be justified if you only knew the scriptures. Also you would want a loyal, submissive christian woman that believes the husband is boss and only God is above him, right?

2s in chagtpt:

>>33380998
>>33379296
That's me. OP, watch me do what I'm telling you to do. It is to confront a non-believer, but you can use this tactic as easily to confront actual christians

>>33380451
Oh, the irony of people quoting 2 kings 2:23-24, they never had children nor ever will, and if they would, they'd probably be the faggy degenerarte obedient kind like millenials grew to be, because you "respect the intelligence" of such wretched things, and believe physical punishment is an unacceptable education tool. I'd quote Proverbs to you, but I know you disbelievers, you care only about the things you can twist in your favour. I hope you never do reproduce so your degenerate kind fades out of history, and I only pity I'll not live long enough to see it