Thread 11296628

This thread for chicks addicted to porn and frying their brains getting off all day.
Futa is allowed. No tranny/sissy shit.

yeah, this is degenerate alright
and hot
cool thread

>>11297031
I love how Tomoko is basically the poster girl for all goonettes

>>11297031
goddamn, AI is getting out of control
I don't think I'll be able to tell soon

>>11297154
Imagine a day when you can feed a hentai into an AI generator and have it be fully remade to your specifications in an identical art style.

I sincerely hope everyone here gets the porn broken goonette gf of their dreams. I hope she ruins you for normal people and sends you crazy fucked up smut all day long.
Go work out and better yourself so you can support her neet girlfalure lifestyle.
Dogs speed, I love you all.

>>11297540
I'm married to one (she's trying to find me a gf too)
It's based and really really good, I hope you all find one too, they're mostly online and uh, here's my advice
The quieter a woman the more likely she's not a faggot

>>11297571
Post her tits

>>11297540
>>11297571
Do you two fine gentlemen happen to know where online one can meet this type of girl? I imagine that one of the answers is discord, but is there a certain type of server where you tend to find them? Any advice would be greatly appreciated, all I really want in life is a stinky NEET gf to love and cherish forever.

>>11297540
>need to be financially successful to support the sweaty, sticcgirl deviant of my dreams
FUCK. gonna keep grinding
>>11297817
femcoomers in general are into weebs hobbies and smut. get into anime handcrafts or literature (erotica)

>>11297817
I'm gonna warn you dude, a remotely attractive hyper-horny woman in modern society has a great many options and you are probably not in the first ten she has explored. the sole exception is if she has a debilitating social condition, in which case good luck finding her.

>>11298013
Yeah who? who is going to stick around for a woman that sleeps around anon? absolutely no one that's who
Sleeping around and hyper horny are not the same thing, one is attractive and the other is not, this is not a bimbo thread

>>11296630
Need goonette
Requirements:
Hetero/Bi female, no trans
Plump (optional)
Girlfailure (optional)
Shaves (optional, if she wants)
Bathes (optional, if she wants)

Goonette Hentai Addiction Audio: https://files.catbox.moe/hj311g.mp3

>>11297540
Don't, they usually have mental issues and *will* cheat on your or otherwise make you want to top yourself on top of subjecting you to Helluva Boss and Diabolik Lovers - speaking from experience

>>11297540
Such a wholesome and reassuring thread. Girls who just wanna be sloth demons are hot. <3

https://gwasi.com/
great place to find lewd audio for anybody interested, enjoy

>>11302747
Finally, an alternative to Flaru.

Just realised that the reason I find girls like this hot is because I work from home, and the idea of a girl who doesn't mind being cozy at home a lot would be a perfect fit.

Damn. Well that makes sense now.

>>11302756
Yeah it's nice, wish it scanned more sites though.

>>11301493
Is she fapping on Penitent One fanarts?..because I saw a chibi penitente near her hair below.

>>11296628 (OP)
>Futa is allowed. No tranny/sissy shit.
Man's contradicting himself

>>11303809
>women with dicks are the same a men injecting hormones
Are you mentally ill?

I just wanna impregnate a filthy neet goonette and force her to make sweeping changes to her lifestyle and ethic as she takes on the responsibilities of motherhood. Is that too much to ask for?

>>11301239
Post contact

>>11304477
I'd be happy just to meet someone who's cool with not going out every night and likes a cozy night in.

oops forgot image

>>11304477
I just wanna rawdog a filthy neet goonette and unload my cum in her like a cumdumpster and go on with my day as if nothing happened while she enjoys fingering herself with my cum

>>11304741
Finally, some common sense

>>11304477
They get weird/better when you knock them up. Mine had a breast inflation fetish and pregnancy really made her boobs bigger. Now she's thinking about keeping them, ahem, permanently for gooning purposes after the breastfeeding period is over.

>>11304700
Lmao literally me

>>11305120
Well im easy to find if youre into any of the other weird shit my brain cursed me with

>>11305287
Who's the artist? Reverse image search doesn't show anything.

>>11305335
artist is winterwarning they draw some nice stuff <3 its mostly absurd proportions tho

>>11296628 (OP)
This seems to be the perfect image and artist for this thread.

>>11305053
The breastfeeding period never has to end if you do it right

>>11302557
Found some more goonette audios from the same VA, these ones focusing on the Eizouken girls
https://files.catbox.moe/63ss3s.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/0e7rfu.mp3

>>11305348
More pls <3

>>11305341
> Mostly absurd proportions tho

Not a problem for me! Thanks for the info, I found their twitter and gave them a follow

>>11306057
Nice hope u enjoy.

>>11305682
Cheers!

>>11302557
>>11305541
Who is the VA? She seems cute.

>>11304961
I can't be the only one raring to do it.
And were she to cream and cum all over me, I wouldn't bother to clean it up before leaving. In fact I'd leave it be and goon at home with her juices lubing my filthy dick. Who cares about smegma am I right?

>>11306192
https://x.com/MacStarVA

>>11296628 (OP)
>You will never have a real life Tomoko>
I don't want to fucking live anymore

my contribution
if u have any ideas u want a sketch of lmk, trying to break in this new drawing tablet

>>11306982
Draw her cuddling a kitty and telling the kitty she loves it.

>>11306982
gooner girl nuzzling her dildo as she falls asleep

>>11307390
Had fun w this one

>>11307614
Nice.

Gosh I wanna goon like this for the whole day <3

>>11307719
Is it weird that I'm always drawn to the innocuous objects in porn. The fact her phone is recording. The cute teddybear on the shelf.

>>11307614
hot!

>>11307731
If you get desensitized to conventional eroticism that's quite expected.
And you're on /d/ on the literal gooning thread so...

>>11307895
Damn you might be right.

>>11307614
cute

god i wish gooning was real

>>11308644
>implying pic related isn't real

>>11309037
Sadly, futa is not real.

>>11305348
>artist
Who ?

>>11308644
gooning is definitely real, finding a goonette is nigh impossible. wish every goonette knew coomer brained guys like me want them and indulge together in raunchy orgasms together

>>11309141
Yet

>>11297154
>>11297227
surprised to see one of my gens outside the containment thread. that's after several regens with controlnets and some edits but yes newer models get a lot done. forgot to ever upload that anywhere else so thanks for the reminder.

>>11307614
this is great anon, lol at the teddy bear

>>11309386
AI porn is getting pretty good when it comes to futa. Once the clips can start going beyond 30sec, it'll be fantastic.

>find this thread
>tell my gf I want to try tease and denial
>we usually do this kind of thing to me but I want to try it on her
>agree to a week of her having no orgasms
>I tease her whenever I can, squishing her ass, biting her neck, telling her all the things I'm going to do to her
>edge her with her clit vibrator a few times each night before bed
>she's constantly flirty and needy
>weekend
>edge and tease her for two hours before we finally have sex
>she's screaming full force inbetween gasping for air
>waves of full body trembling
>has multiple orgasms of back to back squirting
>after 10 minutes of otherwise pretty normal sex she's spent
>she's completely loopy and giggly
almost forgot to thank OP for introducing me to this concept
femgooners probably experience the greatest pleasures in the world. as a I guy who's tried gooning I know that the orgasms you experience after a period of denial and edging is intense, but christ, it doesn't compare to the female orgasm
don't want to make it a habit because I want to do things other than edge her all day and I bet it'd ruin casual quickies if she got used to fully body orgasms, but in a few months I'm gonna try this again but wait a whole month
thanks OP. I hope you all meet (or corrupt a woman into) the gooner gf of your dreams

>>11309639
My dream is being able to inject a pre-existing hentai and saying "Change these characters into these other forms I prefer, and also rewrite the plot the way I want."
A version of Viper GTS without the Harry Potter dork as the MC and the futa angels winning would be perfection.

>>11296628 (OP)
>An entire thread devoted to the thing I can never be
I didn't expect to get hit in the feels on /d/

>>11309655
>femgooners probably experience the greatest pleasures in the world.
You have no idea how much I envy them

>>11297571
>I'm married to one (she's trying to find me a gf too)
what

>>11304419
She wouldn't say that.

>>11303293
I'd love to see more like this. Unhinged/Obsessed kind of vibes.

>>11302557

Where's you get this audio

>>11310536
Shut up

>>11310604
>>11306336

>>11311453
unironically crazy hot

>>11309655
Yeah
I've never seen a guy get quite as much out of a bit of denial as I do.
Guys, it seems more like, it's just a relief.
Tease a guy for a while, and he just wants it over with.
If I spend a couple days teasing myself, it's a full event, and I swear to god, I've cum from anticipation before after a few days of it. It wasn't like a full orgasm, so I'd accept it being something else, but, convulsing and clenching and all the good stuff. That came from being blindfolded and just having to wait for my honey to finish getting toys ready. I'd thought they sat on the bed to start, and after like 4 seconds, I came.

>>11297031
>>11309637
Damn this is good, is there more of it? I'd love to see a set of this with progressively bigger dildos and her getting more and more upset as it's never enough

>>11311453
this is enough to get me leaking precum, so stupid hot

>>11311722
>tfw no quickshot gf cumming from anticipation
That sounds super hot

>>11309144
Just use saucenao my nigga

oh my god i want to be a femgooner so badly
why did i have to be a stupid fucking moid

>>11311453

this is so fucking hot

>>11307002
I’ve seen a girl do this irl and I’ve loved it since. It must be really unsanitary, but them not caring makes it hotter.

>>11313014
just become a gooner

>>11313590
being a gooner male sucks i want to be a gooner female

>>11313917
>No tranny/sissy shit.

>>11302758
this image got me thinking, do you femgooners clean their pussy after masturbating, or do you don't care and let your juices dry?

can’t speak for everyone, but i personally don’t. just pull my underwear back up until the next time i wanna get in there.

>>11313047
Artist?
Image search comes up with nothing

>>11314114
Trannies don't even have all the nerves on their fake pussies that make being a femgooner worthwhile. Women are just blessed with these unbelievable pleasure buttons even if men have more libido on average. It's a tragedy.

>>11314114
i'm not a tranny or a sissy i just want to be a femgooner
>>11315445
it's not fucking fair

>>11315445
I think I'm fine not having to deal with shit like PMS or menopause while also being able to jerk it more often.

>>11315130
how many days do you go without taking a bath femgoonanon?

>>11315774
Who wastes water on baths?

>>11316197
maybe asking for TMI but don't your lady bits get smelly and cheesy with smegma and itchy? If I spend two weeks without having a bath and masturbate everyday my cock will be moist from all of the cum and precum and get some smegma about a week or so, not that I dislike getting cock cheese but the itching is annoying when gooning. I imagine all femgooners to skip baths and get smelly down there and I like it

>>11316219
Are you mentally unwell?

>>11315774
usually only 3-4 tops. i have a pretty physical job that keeps me constantly sweaty anyway so it all builds up fast.

>>11316219
yup. i get buildup under the hood of my clit, especially since it’s a bit larger. but it’s pretty easy to deal with so i don’t really care.

>>11316303
likely I am, I'm a NEET and sexual deviant

>>11315445
>>11315500
Your fingertips have more nerve endings than your arms, but don't provide more sexual pleasure. Nerve count =/= pleasure.
I'm not saying there's nothing to be jealous of, but nerve count isn't enough.

>>11317049
Maybe it's not everything but I still want a clitoris

>>11316518
>yup. i get buildup under the hood of my clit, especially since it’s a bit larger.
I'd love to eat you out for hours and clean up your clit hood

>>11317049
I mean yeah, but, your fingers aren't supposed to relay sexual pleasure. You're not comparing apples to apples here. And your fingers feel much more than your elbows.

>>11315445
It's ironic that in an attempt to feel more like a woman they often feel less like anything

>>11317057
It's called a 'penis' in males, literally comes from the same structure. Rubbing the tip of you penis probably is what it feels like to rub a clit

>>11317418
the dick is the male counterpart of a clit but it's not entirely identical and there's many other differences that make me jealous of femgooners

>>11317248
just the hood? clean the whole thing so I can avoid showering just a bit longer.

>>11317504
Yeah i'd clean the whole thing, I was just focusing on the clit hood

>>11317504
Tits or GTFO

>>11317504
POST UPSKIRT

>>11317849
post taint.
>>11318131
and you post hole. also i don’t wear skirts.

>>11318158
>also i don’t wear skirts
Honestly, best you're a woman so far

bump

>>11320288
need

>>11296630
>bbcshit in the background
why is that guy like this

>>11305541
Anyone with source on this image? The searches don't find it.

How the fuck do you ever find a goonette?

>>11322588
you need to train your nose for that.

>>11322591
Even if I get to smell one, I'm too retarded to talk to them

>>11322591
How do i train my nose for that?

>>11322946
Well you will share one thing with her. She probably sucks at human interaction. Maybe bring her lego or something to break the ice.
>>11323040
Won't tell you. It's my skill.

>>11323040
It takes one to know one. Or you can smell their room from far away.

>>11323318
so teach me

>>11322366
https://x.com/punishedbone/status/1662573000850391040?t=psM9jhSkE8bnLZysNsNJ4w

>>11302743
I NEED to have sex with a girl like this so bad

>>11315438
Thats Jonasan or (pepe)

>>11309637
Your stomach deformation is top notch. Is there anywhere else I can find your stuff?

>>11296628 (OP)
I love gooning all day, every day to my dating sim characters, sleeping for 14 hours, and being free from all the chores and stuff. NEET life is a blessing

>>11325574
How do you make money?

>>11325626
My parents give me money every month. Not too much, but enough for me
Also, I’m disabled so can’t really work

>>11325634
Based

>>11311794
>>11325109
Only ever did the one picture like that, sorry. Other stuff is completely different fetish wise. I'll keep in mind to try doing something similar eventually, thanks guys.

>>11326825
Tomoko really is the perfect woman

>>11322588
>porn addicted f*emale
bro she'd have 500 friends already and even with a ring on her finger she'd be out emotionally cheating. youre literally seeking out ruin

>>11327913
so you're saying the best way to get a goonette would be to find a girl who has no friends, and then turn her into a porn addict

>>11325574
i wish i were female so i could do this

>>11327913
anon could want a goonette as a fwb
>she'd be out emotionally cheating
as someone who got cheated on, rather be cheated on by a goonette than a woman who doesn't want to have sex with me

>>11327913
That's just a slut, not a goonette. How the fuck could a goonette touch grass and find friends?

>>11328417
Anon is admitting he would rather be a cuck.

>>11328676
>anon would rather be a cuck
obviously he would. where do you think we are

>>11330442
would hug her waist and sniff her stench

>>11330663
She's mine

>>11331493
she's too stinky for you I can handle her

Another gooner audio from the same chick as the previous ones.
Warning that this one goes extra hard into smell and filth.
https://files.catbox.moe/pitwbo.flac

>>11330445
That's the dream right there

>>11331758
Find yourself a chick who's so horny she gets off fucking a bed

>>11333546
thats my dream girl man

>>11330447

>art club gets commissioned to draw a manga featuring shotas in love whose sisters also fall in love

the foomers will never stop at this rate

>>11296641
Literal wife material

I think what appeals to me the most about women like this is that we'd be able to accept one another. she's a lonely irredeemable degenerate, but so am I even if I present myself as a normie. Id get to make her feel loved and accepted and she love me in turn.

Also she'd share my fetishes and we could finally manifest our fantasies into reality.

>>11296641
>>11334404
this so much

>>11331758
Please post more. Though, preferably without the scat.

>>11335016
Video version: https://files.catbox.moe/uvb73i.mp4

>"oh theres a neet thread too maybe its like in here"
>trannies blogposting

>>11336199
>>trannies blogposting
>anon discovers the secret behind most of the women on /d/

>>11336199
Tip for any biological woman itt wanting sex like her: almost every weeb, gamer or shy guy is a kissless virgin who'd fuck you in a heartbeat, they masturbate to every girl they know even the nerdiest and plainest of all
>t.came buckets to every girl in class back then

>>11296637
>Everything else can wait for tomorrow

We need more goonettes desperately raping fleshlights

okayu jacking off

>>11339015
What makes loser girls so erotic?

>>11340255
Their completely mythical nature, since any girl, unless she looks like Chunk from The Goonies, could find a guy to sleep with her.

>>11340356
I fucking love them and their stinky bodies

>>11341050
I want her to rape me

The filthier the better!
>>11340356
How about this? Would you?

>>11341845
I want to cuddlefuck her until her slimy musk is all over me

>>11342564
Watching a girl become addicted to drugs and let them ruin her life is so hot

>>11342868
Agreed, now that's the life~

>>11341845
There's a difference between 'good stink' and just filth. Your pic is filth, so no, I wouldn't touch her.

>>11341845
>Would you?
>>11343981
>There's a difference between 'good stink' and just filth. Your pic is filth, so no, I wouldn't touch her.

Maybe, but for me the absolute deal breaker is the [spoiler] Diet Coke. [/spoiler] That's just nasty.

>>11344259
*sigh* Yet again, the spoiler tag fails me...

>>11346202
Has there ever been a greater character than Tomoko? She is literal perfection.

>>11296630
I love her

>>11346810
Of course she's a shota fan

>>11346810
>multiple doujins involving cleaning smegma off dicks
perfect goonette femcel

>>11309655
>>11310067
>>11311722
Remember that if you've got a dick you've got a prostate, and if you're very lucky or dedicated then you can cum like that:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage#General

>>11347501
>and if you're very lucky or dedicated then you can cum like that:
i feel severe amounts of self hate and guilt any time i try. i have to imagine myself as a woman and completely try and pretend my body doesn't exist to even attempt it

>>11347552
Trannies get out

>>11347552
You need to electrostimulate your prostate, that eases any guilt because its not from penetration

>>11348249
no need to kick him while he's down jesus

>>11296628 (OP)
This is the hottest stuff.

>>11349728
Wasn't she voiced by Brittney Karbowski in one animation?

>>11340356
>Chunk from The Goonies
no, the other kind of gooner girl. no, not the ones on something awful either. no, not the italian mob either.

>>11339015
>>11340255
More likely to match my tastes and to be deviant like the gooner art in the 1st quoted post, since I'm also a loser, I guess.

its cunny but i just found a good one
https://exhentai.org/g/3360011/f994e2e111/

>>11355020
That's a man. Plus it needs a chastity cage.

>>11347552
It sounds like you might perhaps benefit from transitioning, though of course only you can make the ultimate judgement on that.

>>11355429
Nobody benefits from trooning out.

>>11355433
Plenty of people do.

>>11355429
It sounds like you might perhaps benefit from suicide, though of course only you can make the ultimate judgement on that.

>>11355438
Nah.

>>11355292
>That's a man
Stop projecting, fag

>>11306982

Could you draw a girl who’s absolutely filthy messy, like laundry and pizza boxes on the bed, wearing assless panties that are soaking wet from her dripping cunt, and she’s spreading her buttcheeks with a super perverted and lewd, puffy asspussy? Like imagine her spreading her buttcheeks, and there’s thick ropes of slimy anal juices stretching between them.

Hope that’s up your alley, you’re a great artist!

>>11355433

Of course someone benefits from it, the guys who sell you the hormones do.

>>11355652
Sounds more like something that should be in the NEET thread whenever it's up

>>11357868
Always a pleasure to see more from this artist.

I don’t know if a anon has said this already but it’s be hot as hell to see a gooner girl gooning to another gooner girl.

>>11360151
I mean
It's not my usual fave or anything but I've done it. Kinda a rabbit hole of niche kinks to hit on the way down though.

>>11360151
One is rare enough, but two in the same place would be like finding a pirate ship full of gold above an untapped undersea oil field.

>>11301493
Where did you find this? iqdb/saucenao don't help

>>11326328
Source?

>>11352105
>I'm on the phone
the other caller won't know

>>11365439
>>11365440
EEEWWWW YOU NASTY ASS BITCH HAVE YOU EVER HEAR OF SHSVING YOU NASTY ASS BASTARD

>>11326825
>make me whole again
Nice try necromorphs

where is preggo goonette?

>>11334404
You think her fetishes wouldn't conflict with yours? Get real. Porn usage is inherently self-centered - you only care about yourself feeling pleasure, and couldn't care less about the people in the video. When you base sex on porn usage, you carry that self-centered mindset over and only focus on your own personal pleasure. When two people do this, there's a conflict of interest.

>>11367991
>Porn usage is inherently self-centered

Maybe to you it is, but to many it is not so a relationship between two people who watch porn is possible.

>>11315078
I usually clean it with my own saliva

Drats, I know of a perfect piece of art for this thread but it's /co/ so not allowed

I last want a goonette gf so we can watch hentai and jerk/schlick ourselves stupid together
We give each other recommendations and talk about trying some of the stuff but are ultimately too anxious to actually follow through so we just jerk and schlick ourselves stupid for each other

>>11369024
I'm also sad that most goonettes know they can just hornypost online and gather a huge following, so if I try to shoot my shot they either write me off as a creep or goon and ghost

I will never ever have a goonette gf, why live

>>11369024
the one you posted is also perfect
>>11369096
>I will never ever have a goonette gf, why live
it hurts

>>11366706
I met this goonette cosplayer girl that draws hentai and I'm actually starting to have feelings towards her talking about hentai or anime all day, like when she was talking about the dildo she ordered from j-list

>>11369822
>no pit hair

We were on the verge of greatness.

bump

>>11369833
just copy some bush from the pussy onto the armpit

>>11369024
>but it's /co/ so not allowed
Just post a link to catbox

>women
>consuming visual porn
it's funny how some dudes just dont understand girls at all lol. i like weird, disheveled, and perverted women tho so bump

>>11373005
the fact is most women who "goon" do it while reading dark romance slop books and yaoi rape fanfiction, not watching degenerate fetish porn

>>11340356
Women're just as lonely and miserable as we are these days. You just don't see 'em because, like you, they don't go out often.

>>11373541
x ray vision will solve the loneliness pandemic

>>11297540
The problem with finding an actual goonette gf is that she is almost certainly more horny than you. She can and will goon all day while you can only handle 4 or 5 hours max.
If you're actually worried your goonette will cheat, it's only because you aren't playing with her 24/7. Just invest in a fucking machine or sybian or some shit and you can just come by and fuck her mouth on occasion or something.
It sucks being a goonette with no existing man who can keep up. I'm just stuck ignoring the overwhelming urge to goon all day constantly :(

You know, we used to have a name for this. It's called "nymphomania" and it's a mental disorder.

I'm not saying I don't want to fuck a genuine nymphomaniac, I'm just saying this seems to be the one mental disorder apart from autism that people don't mind fetishizing to a cartoonish degree.

...also this thread needs more goblin girls.

>>11373920
>more gobbo girls
That's always a good thing, and they're commonly depicted as natural goonettes in most of the porn I've seen.