>NEET gains omnipotence
>spends rest of eternity masturbating to porn
>she has mentally commected herself to all porn in the omniverse
>doesn't have to eat, drink, breathe or sleep
>is completely immune to any form of physical damage
>other gods get fed up and boot her to an uninhabited planet
>she keeps gooning
>even while she's submerged inside the promordial soup
>even when dinosaurs roam the land
>even when humans appear
>for all of human history, she keeps masturbating