Thread 28586782

Do you allow your girl to put her feet on the dashboard?

>>28586782 (OP)
My what?

>>28586782 (OP)
Her what?

>>28586782 (OP)
>implying that I would allow a girl in my car

>>28586825
kill yourself

>>28586782 (OP)
Thats a safety hazard, of course not

when I'm about to break up with a girl I let her put her feet on the dash then crash just lightly enough into a parking post to trip the airbags but not damage anything.

>>28586782 (OP)
She puts her front hooves on it usually

No I usually put them in the trunk

>>28586782 (OP)
If it's a longer roadtrip then yeah, I'm not a feet guy but my gf has 10/10 feet, maybe if they were uglier I wouldn't allow it.
Have to clean the windscreen usually afterwards but after a long roadtrip I have to usually clean the whole car anyway

>>28586845
>trip the airbags but not damage anything.
Wut? Deployed air bags destroys many things where the air bags are installed into and then there’s your car’s title it may get fucked by insurance.

>>28586782 (OP)
Only if she keeps her cute socks or tights on.

>>28586839
why? she needs me and you will never replace me

>>28586863
Sometimes you gotta teach her a lesson

>>28586782 (OP)
I don't understand how anyone even finds this comfortable to begin with

>>28586782 (OP)
32 years old and never had a woman in my car ama.

They should be on my cock

I have never been with a girl

>>28586825
I 'member this.
What she up to now?

No, I must have complete, perfect vision of my mirrors at all times so put them down you whore

>>28586782 (OP)
Usually she puts her tentacles under the seat for some reason.

>>28586782 (OP)
I usually am the one that tells her to. Almost got into several accidents from staring

Not anymore but I was dating a chick years ago that would do that... damn her feet were cute too.
After we stopped hanging out I could still see her perfect toe prints on the front glass when it fogged up.
Never could bring myself to clean the glass in that area.... luckily the car got totalled a few yrs later or my wife would prob have questions.
>t. footfetish4life

>>28587146
footchad kino

Only if they're clean, I'm not trying to ruin the leather

>>28587040
I bred her 7 times and pulled 7 healthy and beautiful white blonde doughters out of her

>>28586851
>>28586881
>a horse is a horse
of course, of course!

>>28586782 (OP)
If she eats ass she can do whatever the fuck she wants. If she don't then she ain't my girl.

>KHHV
>34 in 3 months
It was over before it started, OP.

If she's passenger princess in my car, I say something if we were just at the beach or something. If I'm driving her car idgaf. She's a lil tismed out like me, but she's a girly girl too and I appreciate the flair

No because it would make me horny. I’d be fondling her and ultimately end up sucking her toes while driving.
I don’t want that.

>>28586827
3pbp

>>28586782 (OP)
Anons, I managed to get a 3rd date with a cute tall girl.(5ft10in tall)
Wish me luck, I haven't had a GF since 2012.
I cleaned my car just for the occasion.

>>28586851
>>28586881
>>28587316
These pics are great.
Looks suspicious.
What's he planning?
-Saved.

>>28586782 (OP)
>your girl
????

>>28587456
Kill yourself

>>28586782 (OP)
No. Her feet belong either on the floor or on my dick.

the sun rotten dash would immediately collapse
fortunately I avoid this issue by not having a girl

>>28586782 (OP)
yes and i make sure she doesn't have her seat belt on so i can slam the brakes and get her stuck in the footwell like that webm lol

>>28587258
"Of course my horse is a horse and white horse is whiskey" is something my teacher used to say all the time for whatever reason.

>>28588040
you should go right to the source and ask the horse, he'll give you that answer that you'll endorse

>>28586782 (OP)
Anon what sane woman other than my own mother is going to willingly put herself inside one of these things, come on now, it's just me and my dumb music and sometimes my brother and his even dumber music

>>28586782 (OP)
Hmm.. If that airbag goes off they'll be picking bits of her feet out of the remains of her face.

>>28588148
There's plenty of bitches who would ride in those malaise era shitboxes. They're just hard to find sometimes.

>>28587316
>>28586851
>>28586881
Why do white (women) obsess over horses? You ever notice how it's always white people in general that have weird sexual tendencies towards animals?

>>28586782 (OP)
Nah, she's too tall and it ends up with me cleaning smeared toe prints off the inside of my windshield

>>28588158
sexually repressed "christianity" + internet + centuries of incest = whitepeople sex life

>>28588158
Big meaty things to grind against. If you could harness the combined sex drive of teenagers for good the world would be a much better place.

>>28588156
yeah, they're called lot lizards, you can find them at any truck stop in a kinda big city around 10pm.

>>28588216
>all women are the same, except for literal whores
Grow a pair

>>28588217
>all women are the same including literal whores
fixed that for you :)

>>28586782 (OP)
no, they are in my mouth

>>28588158
Puritan values telling you sex is wrong, but sex feels good. Wires get crossed and you end up with a lot of insane white women.

>>28586782 (OP)
My... girl, huh? Right...

>>28588158
Indians kiss cow's ass and drink their urine, muslims rape goats, south americans too are pretty big on horse porn

>>28588310
Yeah, but here's the thing: we expect that of those races. it's weird seeing that behavior in civilized whites.

>>28588333
you're just butthurt that most white people would fuck the entire animal kingdom before they'd ever think of touching a single brown person

>>28588333
have you dumb jeets literally never heard of furries?

>>28588345
Furrie is cosplay, mostly.

>>28587146
>>28587152
>>28587003
footfags are just closeted simps that are into femdom

>>28587806
>hasnt dated in 13 years
is she really worth breaking that streak?

>>28588367
Guilty as charged.

>>28586782 (OP)
Encourage it. Bought a truck with a bench seat up front specifically for cheeky on-road FJs.

>>28588367
t. simp

>>28588645
My wife and I had a long talk about the kids getting AC in the back and us having a fridge in the truck or the footjob bench and sadly the footjob bench lost out.

>>28586782 (OP)
If a woman had ever been in my truck, no I would not. Plus it wouldn't be comfortable with where the dash is in comparison to the seat. My old wagon I did but I didn't care about that wagon.

>>28586782 (OP)
>your girl
Haha... yeah... my girl totally does that... yes I have a gf but you guys wouldn't know her, she lives in a different town.

>>28589224
Yeah my GF too, I know what I let her do, because she exists.