>>537947789
We are all rolling for Lauma

>>537712004
Would probably result in more sales than a normal trailer. At the very least men would understand her kit a lot better.

>>536126231
You know why.

Bennett: Sooo… Bakunawa… Not to alarm you or anything… but I might have figured out why your stomach nearly exploded last night.

Bakunawa: (voice calm, deep, and tired)
Speak.

Bennett:
You remember that weird street food you ate yesterday? The one near Aether’s stuff?

Bakunawa: (eyes narrowing)
The cold meat. Strange texture. Tasted of smoke and sorrow.

Bennett:
Yeah… turns out that was pagpag.

Bakunawa: (freezes completely. The wind dies. Even the moonlight seems to dim.)
You mean to say… I consumed pagpag?

Aether: (rushing over)
Wait.. what!?? did you just eat that? NOOOOO

Bakunawa: (choking all of a sudden)

Aether: I swear on the Seven—I didn’t know anything about this!

[From the treeline, Sigewinne and Baizhu emerge. They had saved Bakunawa the night before when he collapsed.]

Sigewinne: (glaring at Aether)
You almost killed a primordial dragon with street food.

Baizhu:
He was rejecting it on a spiritual level. The dish nearly unraveled his ether.

Bakunawa: (growling low)
You fed me sorrow as a side dish. You will answer for this.

[Next Day — Celestia Hall of Judgment. All Archons present. Bakunawa rests nearby, recovered but coiled in quiet fury. Aether kneels in silence.]

Furina:
You left pagpag out like a picnic side dish. To a dragon. I can’t believe I once thought you were charming.

Zhongli:
Even mistakes born from ignorance echo louder when made by the Traveler.

Raiden Ei:
The sentence… is exile.

Nahida: (softly)
You need time. And humility.

Mavuika:
Aether, I hereby declare that you will be banished to the Philippines. You will answer to no gods—only barangay captains.

Venti: (quietly, holding back laughter)
Eh? Philippines? that sounds fun.

Aether: (horrified)
No—please—I didn’t mean to—

[Mavuika flicks her wrist. Aether is instantly yanked into a swirling void]

>>535711309
>Bakunawa fight hidden behind a WQ
What were they thinking?

>>534966109
*Mwah*

>>534661067
eloquent!

>>534628936
I play the big 3 I haven't ever touched himpact

Dendro is saved!

>>534224518
MANY are pulling for C2

>>533950231
It's straight up all Witcher music, we are going to fight Fatui mecha while some viking guy chants in your ear
https://youtu.be/DVdMBfSYYok

>>533809324
Love you Deko. Please post more erotic Sparkle art.
*Mwah*

>>533724159
MANY still have AGP

>>533608892
Rick Robo'ed.....

>>533588980
>/gig
>/hrt/
>game discussion

>>532823260
We're getting there slowly but surely

>>532747973
banger

>>532453301
one of us
one of us

>>532363839
You come back to Genshin bwo

>>532216885
EXCELLENT taste dearie, MWAH MWAH

>>532188671
insanely erotic

>A total of 3 (THREE) (TRES) limited 5-star buddypokes in 5 years
>all flopped and slopped horribly

>>531981151
>morning's

>>531858249
MWAAA

>>531862917
none because she's bricked

>>531825813
The artist only had the one picture

Previous: >>531730075

>Version 5.8 Special Program Redeemable Codes
Ineffa0730Birgitta
https://genshin.hoyoverse.com/en/gift?code=Ineffa0730Birgitta
Summer0730Asha
https://genshin.hoyoverse.com/en/gift?code=Summer0730Asha
TranquilBanquet
https://genshin.hoyoverse.com/en/gift?code=TranquilBanquet

>Teyvat Chapter Interlude Teaser: The Gods' Limits
https://youtu.be/jvXVmvW8ZQw (EN)
https://youtu.be/ndhNZ0ue0kE (JP)

>Event "Travelers' Tales: Gilded Chapter" live until July 29
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39385925

>Current character banner: Mavuika, Emilie, Yaoyao, Xiangling, Iansan
>Current weapon banner: A Thousand Blazing Suns (Claymore), Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm)
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39785729

>Daily check-in rewards (permanent)
https://webstatic-sea.mihoyo.com/ys/event/signin-sea/index.html?act_id=e202102251931481&lang=en-us

>Redeemable Codes with Primogems (all regions): https://genshin.mihoyo.com/en/gift
GENSHINGIFT
8QD412QXCEU1
FIGHTLIKESKIRK57
G9VY57AWQACW
ZT5RJ4AX4WYV

>Useful Links (Wiki, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, /gig/ friendlist, Third-Party Tools, etc.)
https://rentry.org/giglinks

/gig/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/ca0zseQ9

>? chasca (genshin impact) 316
This is who they're pandering to in Nod-Krai

Lauma's face is highly erotic.

>>531722170
The high sales being female reruns and Nahida.
Meanwhile Alhaitham modest sales despite being the best dps of the game