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>News
Agent Record | Orphie Magnusson & "Magus"
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40210604
Agent Record | Seed
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40193008
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)
https://youtu.be/ftIfHp2h7eg (EN)
https://youtu.be/Oz3CTkv8AKo (JP)
https://youtu.be/DDl9QwUtLGg (EN)
https://youtu.be/PzvF1WBLibs (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.1
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT
ALICEYUZUHA

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-drawpile
https://rentry.org/ZZZFriends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

Bunny cunny!

BEHOLD, THE POWER OF SEED!

>>532820301
I can't wait for this furry creature to just be some shitty A-rank and every furfaggot kills themselves

>>532820116 (OP)
ICGP

Are the faggots still having a crash out over Seed?

They ruined Orphie

Bunny wife!
Happy life!

C&C

Just finished tower 50. Is there any point in going higher? I don't see any reward for floor 100.

ALL THE FEET ARE MINE

Senior Fufu

>>532820116 (OP)
how does the mech just materialize out of nothing?
it would make more sense if seed had hollow magic hacks

cute and stinky girlfeet!

>been saving since 1.4 because I don't like any of the new character designs anymore
Maybe I should just finally move on

>>532819792
>could possibly be interpreted as romantic?
I was trying to give you an out, despite how retarded Burnice acts
>I assume you're just self-inserting
More headcanon, I don't self-insert but don't care whether someone does or not. I'll say it again, all I care about is what the devs explicitly show me on screen, including all the MC pandering and flirting.
>You cannot properly judge the interactions
No matter how aloof you try and act, every single one of these screencaps I showed you have completely and utterly mog the actual in-game canon interactions that you claim to be "canon yuri".
You cannot point and argue against any of them without headcanoning your way into a characters mindset to explain it away and you know it. There's no footing or argument you can approach it with and that's cool.
>It would be in our mutual interest if we ended this conversation right here
Keep enjoying your "canon" yuri shipping with dialogue and flirting so explicitly shown that you aren't even allowed to post them
>>532820302
>carrot stick and stundere that wants to make an exception for you to apply some suncreen on for her despite plenty of other people she could've asked
That has to be platonic for sure....

>>532820659
Some active camo bullshit, first referenced with the hidden projectors in the summer beach event.

YE OLDE WISEPAG WALL OF COPE

>>532820659
cloaking device or something

>>532820432
Sisters hate Seed
Love Zhao
Love Manato

If you disagree then you're a mad straggot shitting up zzz with their bigotry

>>532820701
Um I can see Lucy's smelly feet! This is VERY indecent!

They nailed Orphie

I can't believe yuritroons got murdered

>>532820361
kek

>>532820897
hmm.
i kinda wish she was a little more into the fight.
but eh. Beggars can't be choosers huh?

>>532820116 (OP)
ass game
ass thread

i can't believe no one fell for my self praise

>>532820897
This literally looks retarded and shes off field 90% of the time anyways

>>532820897
Missus Tail...

>>532820343
No Yanagi, Miyabi, or Piper? If you skip Yuzuha now, your only option would be to grab her on the rerun with whoever the fuck will be running in the future. If you'll be skipping obol, you'll have plenty of chromes to save eitherway unless you wanted to try to get anyone from obol or their potential reruns.

we've been ousted, let's regroup on /vmg/ and think of our next plan

>>532820897
Nah. I was expecting her to have a "devil trigger"/serious mode where she overrides Magus and go "all out" by herself.

>>532821309
i was thinking this too.
at least the tail thing is cool, but then i heard she's gonna be an off-fielder anyway so meh...

>>532821157
They left that faggot komano to sleep outside
lmao

>>532821105
I started in 2.0 for the anniversary and got Yixuan&Fufu, that's about it so far
If I skip Yuzuha now I wouldn't get her on a rerun either, I don't really like her and I'd only consider getting her if it actually meaningfully helped with team building
And yes, I wanted to skip obols

>>532820897
Where's her serious face? I'm gay if that matters

>>532820116 (OP)
Impressive how this game keeps miraculously one-upping itself on cringe shit.

>>532821569
Literally our version of HuoHuo btw
so we got Firefly and HuoHuo expies next patch

>>532820701
that fact that you thought this could be an outing explains why we're going on a loop for hours. That should never even have crossed your mind in the first place. I wonder how many more mildly intimate interactions you headcanon as romantic. Probably all of them

>>532820701
>Keep enjoying your "canon" yuri shipping with dialogue and flirting so explicitly shown that you aren't even allowed to post them
KEK

>>532821634
Similar vibes.

Skipping all of 2.1, all of 2.2. Hell, maybe all of 2.3. I'm fucking skipping lads

me and who

>Still nothing on Komano this late into 2.2 leaks
So S rank it is then?

>>532820897
Whichever retard animated her forgot she is literally supposed to be a captain of a ethereal exterminating military squad, she should FIGHT LIKE ONE instead of LITERALLY being even more of a wimp than Corin holy shit.

>>532821820
why are you even playing the game at this point

>>532821949
2.3 = Manato + Zhao
2.4 = Ye Shiyuan + Ye Shunguang (Void Hunter)
2.5 = Idols

>>532821969
>Whichever retard animated her forgot she is literally supposed to be a captain of a ethereal exterminating military squad
uhh retard she's not the captain, it's magus.

>>532821969
Magus is the captain, not Orphie

>>532821969
Magus is the captain. I think Orphie's actually the lowest-ranked of the squad.

>HSR 3.X vs ZZZ 2.X designs

So… what’s the verdict?

>>532821981
>if you don't take part in the gambling mechanic every month you can't enjoy the game
lmfao

>>532821969
the gun at the end of the tail is the commander, the redhead is just the delivery platform

>>532821993
Are Orphie and Seed both E bots? That sounds kinda disappointing. Gameplay in this kusoge really needs a revamp.

>>532822058
>nothing but skips until 2.6
impressive

>>532821969
haha you don't even know the basic lore of the game you're shitposting about

>>532822082
I like Tribbie

>>532822082
HSR doesn't have to deal with furfaggotry so they won

>>532822082
>HSR
Dont care, hidden

Newfag here, a friend told me to roll for Yuzuha since I lack characters, should I do it? I'm only interested in the angels at the moment...I'm on warranted since I lost the 50/50 with M1 S11.

>>532821539
Honestly, just power save. In the beginning, you can only skew your account to one DPS type. With Yi Xuan + Fufu, you're skewed into Attackers and whatever they want Rupture to be. The only one I would reconsider is getting Trigger + her W-Engine to broaden team building options. After that, might as well wait to see what else they release. You probably want the other member of the Summit for your team in the future

>>532822082
ZZZ needs a loli character. It's not fair GI and HSR get them and we don't.

>>532822082
sex with top right

>>532822082
despite hiccups we're still way better
it's not even close

>>532822058
>Two must rolls
>Maybe ?? Let's see how cool horseman is
>Must rolls

>>532821820
You might regret skipping a Tier 0 buffer like Yuzuha, as they can be useful for characters you'll want later on.

>>532822082
cat SEX

>>532820897
>having sex with Orphie doggystyle
>magus keeps criticizing everything you do and keeps calling your dick small

>>532821737
A lot of words for someone that has NEVER ONCE posted any explicit canon dialogue or flirting from their non-MC related ship.
Funny how much the Pulchra Burnice thing got to you when they're just as platonic as any other headcanon ship, ie "yuzuali", no explicit flirting/dialogue for any of them

>>532822247
Absolutely

>>532822279
>you're skewed into Attackers
Isn't patch 2.2 literally nothing but attackers

>>532822247
you have 0 supports please roll yuzuha for your own sake, she's gonna be meta for 1+ year for your miyabi still

>>532822428
Also meant for you >>532820879 just for the Lucy though

>HRT
Go back to your wormed kusoge general retard

>>532822339
Tiers mean nothing to me. And if there comes a time where I feel I need her there is always reruns

>>532822473
Bro doesn't want anyone from Obol. You either get both or none as a new account unless you just want them chilling awkwardly in cope team compositions.

>>532822279
>The only one I would reconsider is getting Trigger + her W-Engine
Do I have to? I really don't like her design.

we need more thiggers... but this

Cute AND canon girlfriends.

>>532822741
Holyyyy Im swiping right now

>>532822741
>oppai loli furry
I'll take any sort of oppai loli.

>>532822741
This would be most M6'd unit in the game, and it'd be all from new accounts

>>532822720
You'll rarely play her on field. She's a good generic off field stunner that any attackers you eventually pick up will appreciate while you slowly start to get best in slots.

If all else fails, use mods to change her appearance

>>532822082
i think phainon's god form is cool
the rest are meh

>>532821569
goat milk

>>532822658
I assume they'd want Trigger as well? Not only do I not care for the obols design wise, but I had to burn through most of the polys available from permanent content to get Yixuan and Fufu so I wouldn't be able to afford getting more than 1 of them.

>>532822658
you better also plan on getting their engines because all f2p options are shit

>>532823050
sex with all 4

>>532822082
ZZZ has a much more diverse cast, it seems that all HSR women only wear cocktail dresses.

>>532822082
I hate star rails designs they all look so samey

>>532822428
kek neither did you, and notice how when you failed to deliver explicit flirting with undeniable romantic interest, you switched strategies to asking for me to post the hand holding image again? There's so much I can do with one image anon. Clearly the whole story patch didn't do much to convince you. How much more can posting the same image over and over again do?

>>532823260
best way to describe their designs is that
they would be npcs in zzz

>>532823260
We're getting there slowly but surely

>>532822741
HOYO GIVE ME AN OPPAI CUNNY FUR AND MY MONEY IS YOURS

>>532822247
If you can, do it. Yuzuha will be a wheelchair for any anomaly character you might want later.

>>532823169
Yeah but that's true for all new agents

>>532823056
See:
>>532822720
>>532822998
If you can only get one, I'll always say trigger before the other two because she's more versatile in comparison

>>532822247
you need her for miyabi

>>532823260
they reuse silhouettes a lot
just look at the 3 hsr males having the same pants + long coat combo

Splash

>>532823479
not really jufufu and yixuan had really good solid options, Yuzuha too. On the other hand, f2p options for afershock is nonexistent so basically you're fucked without sig and maybe lose 40% or more of damage.

>>532823528
She absolutely needs her engine, right? I'm not sure if I'd be able to save enough for that, I only got Fufu right before the end of 2.0 and have been saving up from nothing since.

>>532823349
>explicit flirting
All those previous posts were.
>"it's actually so much explicit flirting and dialogue that I can't fit it all into one picture"
Classic
>How much more can posting the same image over and over again do?
Of Yuzuha and Alice holding hands? 2 close highschool friends with no explicit flirting or dialogue throughout this entire story

>>532822082
I love how we dont have the cringe hsr/genshin hag, maid, maiden etc models where you can clearly tell which character is in which model. really breaks the immersion. at least in ZZZ it's not as obvious

LIST OF CANON YURI SHIPS - ZZZ EDITION
>Yuzuha/Alice
>Belle/Vivian
>Anby/Nicole, with Neko also fighting for Nicole's love
>Lucy/Caesar
>Burnice/Pulchra
>Qingyi/Zhu Yuan, though Jane is also very forward with Zhu Yuan. Zhu Yuan also used to date Miyabi when they were younger and they were each other's first loves. Zhu Yuan is gay as fuck.
>Astra/Evelyn
>Miyabi/Yanagi

>>532823752
I'll be honest. I never knew she needed her w-engine and I've been using her just fine. I have some random lv 40 cope ball slapped on her and she still helps me get to 20k+ DA. I'm just currently saving for her W-engine now because I heard how good it actually is.

>>532822082
>that lisa rip off
>the female GI protag rip off

>>532821157
Komano cute face

this DA cycle is absurdly easier than the last 2, what gives
first tried all 3stars

>>532824016
Don't forget that bangboo that tries to fuck belle

>>532824016
This reads like a parody, are you trying to make fun of the yuritroons?

>>532824016
fix your mental illness

>>532823903
YOU ARE SUCH AN INCEL PAG KEKAROO

>>532823903
>webm
that's implicit retard

>>532820897
they bait and switch orphie so hard, she was suppose to be this cool calm and collected serious military women but all we get is a ditzy newbie that can't even handle a knife properly. Should've shown magnus whipping her into shape during the trailer so I don't get 100% of my head canon from a few frames of animation and leaks.

I'm ordering a burger

We love yuri here

Don't skip Alice

>>532824539
STOP

>>532824391
>Alice isn't sure about her swimsuit despite what Yuzuha is telling her
>MC compliments her as well as Yuzuha
>is relieved and ears start wiggling in glee
Nothing implicit about that. Canon

>>532824562
no we don't stop spamming nigger

Meet Alice, Yuzuha's roommate.

>>532822513
>you have 0 supports
What about Astra, or Soukaku for Miyabi?
>>532823446
I see, I wanted Vivian so that's a good incentive.
>>532823538
Isn't Lycaon/Soukaku a good team for her?

Is skipping Yuzuha a dumb decision? I have neither Bibian nor Astra. And I play Meebs/Nagi.

>>532824668
yes we do

>>532823752
>>532824048
Actually, to add to this. the only W-Engine I pulled for was Eve at that time. All of my units outside of her are currently using cope balls. Characters, their kits, discs, and team synergy used to be able to hard carry you to end game content and let you clear it. Not to top 10% level, but still enough to get all marks.

Can't tell you if that will still be the case.

>>532824456
>she was suppose to be this cool calm and collected serious military women
source?

>>532820116 (OP)
The saddest part about SEED situation is that the devs actually thought they could recreate Firefly hype with that design.
Delusional.

>>532824562
we do, but slop is the tool of pags. we don't need it because yuri artists are actually talented

>>532824016
/zzz/ x schizophrenia

>>532824789
from a metanigger perspective, yes it is a retarded decision.

>>532824826
No we don't. It's just you so once again stop spamming nigger.
>>532824759
Yuzuha is way comfier though

>>532824562
TRUKE

>>532824789
Probably a bad call. But you can watch this and come to your own opinion. https://youtu.be/SyGUw_pNF10

I respect all the women in my harem

>>532821309
Same.

Instead Orphie is just some retard being dragged around by her tail. Just like Seed, the "character" is pointless, the fighting is done by a mechanical side character.

>>532824835
This single frame is totally her entire personality.

>>532825178
>18% faster than the rest of the teams in clear
gokushatter.gif

>>532824759
I hate Astra so I mentally blocked her out from your image in my mind, sorry about that. Yuzuha + Astra will set you up for the next 2 years minimum honestly, then you can just unga the other roles you want.

>>532824973
>pulchras birthday art was just burnice prepping her for anal

>>532820116 (OP)
So what? This bitch is basically the Zeta project from DC?

>>532820897
Incorrect, I am going to nail Orphie.

>>532822082
post this in a completely unbiased environment that knows nothing about either game and i can still almost guarantee they will say the bottom is better. posting this here is pointless, but with that said, hsr designs are all samey back-flap dress slop.

>>532823903
>>532824642
TRVKE

My boyfriend

>>532825284
it's a single promo frame
who gives a shit? also how did you infer all of that from just one frame?

pretty man, walking down the street~

haha the wisepags are losing again

We love yaoi and yuri here

>>532825650
Lycaon is straight

When was the last time we got a good thread?

>>532825215
>harem
>respect women
pick one

>>532824642
that's just yuzuha teasing her shy gf

>>532825849
Before SEED's agent reveal.

If you pull in 2.2 you should be banned.

Yuzuha: I love pussy and female breasts

>>532825907
>[headcanon]
Stick to spamming pics

We love Seed here

we love zzz here

>do fishing minigame
>too distracted by alice/yuzuha/belle
Fuck this is difficult

>>532825849
Good threads only come when people care about DA / tower scores, builds, and team comp. Discussion of leaks are also good. Everything goes to shit whenever people engage in the forced /pol/ debates.

We love s anby here

Zenless Zen Zero… followed by Yu-gi-oh! 5Ds and Kamen Rider Zero it’s all part of Jetix’s Japan invasion.

We love cunny here

We love Komano here

>>532823050
who do we think is better with fufu if i had to choose one of them?

>>532825650
Canon

>>532826205
definitely orphie

>>532826205
Orphie probably. Seed only likes attackers it seems

>>532825215
ahmed...

>>532825650
reminder
>>532825748
TRVKE

hello is this the yaoi game?

WE love Jane here.

I fucking hate these two red niggers like you wouldn't believe

>>532821725
Our Huo2 is Corn.

>>532824754
and they were roommates...

>>532824642
you said and posted that saying it's romantic. You did a pretty good breakdown and there is no flirting there

Fuck, Anby ruined deadpan characters for me. I can't listen to these without being reminded of this brick

>>532826489
Finally. Something I can agree with

>>532826489
the_horse_king...

aren't a lot of electric weak enemies resistant to fire? why is orphie fire?

>>532826398
TIL that wolves can see only piss and sky

>>532826439
no it's the yuri game

SUPERNOVA

>>532826139
Bro is acting like he wasn’t doomposting and crashing out over Seed last thread

>>532827025
this isnt the marvel rivals general!

>>532826857
??????

>>532826648
It is anything from pandering/flirty/crushing on the MC. If it was platonic it wouldn't have been a big deal, nor would she be that relieved from the MC's opinion specifically (not Yuzuha's) before wiggling her ears in glee.
This one single interaction (and every single other one I previously posted) alone is already a hell of a lot more more than anything they've got between each other throughout the entire story in terms of canon explicit pandering/flirting

How did "overworked 30 year old woman" become the stereotypical chinese gacha character archetype

>>532820116 (OP)
U niggas crying about this? holy faggot infested general

>>532827293
safe horny

>2.1 drops
>constant Yuzuha Alice threads
>SEED leaks drop
>constant SEED threads
Is a hoyo intern making the threads or what? Post some old fucking characters

>>532826882
New enemies(with HP inflation)

>>532827293
yanagi and...yanagi...?

>>532827293
They need to be made attractive to the average chinese male because they are their only hope for fixing the birth rate.

>>532827536
>old
game is only 1 year old. None of the characters are "old".

Why does yuri make xim so mad?

>>532822745
Me and my girlfriend in the back.

>>532827876
where wise?

My pretty little SEGWAY GIRL

i want to sex orphie & magus and corin

>>532827293
Idk but they are boring and make my dick soft.

three somes are the best, even better when they all love each other

>>532823260
At least you can almost tell the 3.X designs apart from each other.
Put them next to the rest of the cast they blend right in and my daily outfits are more varied.

>>532827876
No one's mad, you're free to post your headcanon yuri ship that has 0 canon explicit flirting/dialogue.
Specific schizo's love to spam it attached to shitposts/shitstirring, labeling it canon and attempt to go back and forth with me/try their luck, knowing there's nothing there canonically, unlike MC-pandering which devs love putting on our screen

An Evelyn figure prototype was just showcased in Wonder Festival 2025 (anime figure convention).

https://x.com/revhancho/status/1948990172219277526?s=46