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why did amphoreus flop?

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

...

Why Sunday but no Black Swan...?

>>533721328
Natlan flopped because the characters lacked cohesiveness with their environment and the story was lackluster if not straight up embarrassing

Reminder ZZZ is flopping and its all your fault, /hsrg/

Welt will make Phainon join the Astral Express!

>>533721535
>mina
the same girl whose womb started acting up for a male with the amphoreus trailer?

>>533721623
She’s not a crew member.

I'm Zaunite the anti hertaschizo schizo, threadsniper, acheswan spammer, crack dyke shipper, blacked spammer, yurifat that posted my curly pubes for all to see and I do this because my father molested me at the age of 7 and despite actually being heterosexual deep down I cannot reconcile with my childhood sexual trauma and thus make it my identity to oppose heterosexuality at all levels while paradoxically craving the attention of the opposite sex.

>

she's inviting you to bed you wouldn't skip her for another slut would you.

I wonder what this slut is up to

>>533719678
Wait, you can post that? Her nipples are out

is tribbie supposed to be benched from rice's team after cyrene?

My wife is so cute

Top 3 female star rails you want to be?

>>533721623
Black Swan was in the lower left corner a couple of seconds ago.

>>533721328
Shaoji can't write

How did Shaoji go from being a based yurideity to a cringe pag panderer?

>>533721601
FUCK WHY ARE THEY STILL INFLATING THE HP WHEN WHALES HAVE THEIR OWN ENDGAME NOW?????????????????

>>533721762
My fvarking hero

>>533721778
>Khaslana Owned Slave
no thanks, I'll take my chances with one of the reruns

Post CHADlus kissing Elysia....

Phainon with his true soul mate.

>>533721623
So is Sunday an astral express member now? Where is his gold ticket thingy?

>>533721824
I'm already Jingliu

>>533721778
Skipping dykes

>>533721762
>>533721918
why do our cutscenes look so blurry and low quality?

>>533721851
Well he sure as shit writes better than you.

>>533721778
I LOVE yuri but I can't justify pulling for a unit that I'm going to bench because I don't have the faggots

>>533721623
The newly acquired stress reliever member is there.

Yuri general

>>533721762
THERE GOES MY FVAURKING HERO

I want to worship honkgirl armpit and feet

>>533722002
Because this is a screenshot from a YouTube video. The cutscene isn’t out yet.

Why do female players love Boothill so fucking much

>>533721601
how about some more HP mr svarog

Phaistelle fucking won

>>533721957
Yuria...

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (72)

>>533721938
>>533721932
3 seconds

>>533722076
OVR FVARKING HEROES...and pagrene

March should eat me next.

>>533722143
Cowboys are cool.

>>533721762
fuark

It brings me great pleasure to know you suffer because what you believe to have been your dyke jesus was stolen from you by "incel gooners".

>>533721601
this is nerfed no? we had to deal with 16mil hp at some point

>>533722051
i really want her but kinda have the same issue both of my teams are more or less set so she'd just be a collection pull for the foreseeable future.

Man, Phaidei fujos really thought they were better than the other fujobait ships.

>>533721957
Why does Elysia cause every man to want to be her?

Theresia: I love ____ ____ and ____

>>533721762
WE FLY NOW?!

>>533721824
Black Swan
Agleae
Ruan Mei

>>533722339
you need 3 teams anon

>>533722156
I mean the cos isn't so revealing so it's okay? he did make it look revealing by the position the pic was took but still. it looks less awkward than cosing furina too since the legs aren't that exposed thanks to the socks. dunno if that's something i'd do though

>>533721098 (OP)
guys is Dark March drip coming tonight?? please be tonight.I can't function without dark march.

Don't let the transbian meltdowns and new AE forms distract you from the fact that the last Space Fantasy design was released 283 days ago

>>533722143
only western male available

>>533722462
me on the left

>>533722483
If she's first half then yeah

>>533722098
Hyacine is based because she gave me AGP.

>>533722083
We love yuri here

>>533722143
He's cool

Why does the new trailer look so cheap? It's just shots of characters posing dramatically with rather basic and awkward animations. There's no voiceover either.
At least March looks cool. Is she using the umbrella as a weapon?

>cant see their faces
>have a string of code attached to a part of their bodies

This is omnious

Which star railer is the most oneeshota coded

>>533722456
saber sunday rmc huohuo
yunli topaz robin gallaghar
firefly ruan mei fugue lingsha.

they're mostly set, firefly and saber are the only ones I have some eidolons on the rest are plebs but i don't see where i'd put in cerydra

>can't pull Cerydra because she's a brick without Phagnon
>can't pull Hysilens because she's a brick without DoThags
>Dan, lmao
>Can't use Evernight because Castorice can suck my balls
>Already own E2S1 Firefly
>Blade is in the loss pool
>Do I really need Jingliu E1 (E0S1)

unless I NEED the above aren't I better off just waiting on the pink whore

>>533721762
>

>>533722661
True and real!!

>>533722462
My PoV

Bronya SEX!

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

>>533722462
Hyacine is for girl love only

Damn

i love red and pink but both together with black is kind of ugly

Yuripags in shambles

>>533722726
Himeko or Kafka

>>533722456
>only have 2 dps units unless I bust out Dr. Ratio or some shit like Xueyi
It's over for me...

when did you realize you were witnessing a masterpiece by Writer Shaoji?

>>533722858
Your archer?

Post my POV

>>533722785
Can you do Castorice

>>533721328
>actual robot character in genshin, the fantasy game
>HSR still can't get screwllum or pearl

>>533722832
>pick stelle
>get the same ingame pandering
hmmmm no I won and I still love my Elysia forever

>>533722672
Literally just complaining for the sake of complaining, get a personality, bot

>>533722908
kek i remember when welt was threatening acheron with black holes

>>533721938
>>533722186
Niceeee. We won so hard bros

>>533722740
And that's how shaoji's ugly pink whore will win

>>533722935
I skipped Sparkle, SW, and the ugly chinese one...

zzz....

>>533722698
You forgot
>Fat fuck March eats them

I have seen no evidence put forth otherwise so glad we all agree cerydra has the best butt

I want to BE Cyrene.

>>533723005
grim

>>533722726
aglaea

>>533723005
im sad that guinaifen damage is jsut not enough these days to clear

>>533722785
this pic triggered my AAP

>>533722621
why did Hyashiin give you an accelerated graphics port?

>>533722329
No, I think 15 mil (current) is around the same as the two previous ones.
Svarog is just a fucking useless HP sponge tho.

>waking up at 4am
cut my heart into pieces

>>533722661
>>533722764
Both lust for Wise's cock

>>533722392
Shaoji wrote Elysia after watching sissy hypno for 3 weeks straight

>>533723271
Holy based
No wonder why Elysia is so good

I love double relic drops

>AI Faggot Hours
why

>>533722621
>>533723137
I want to make sweet love to these pink AGP girls

Wise is for Belle

I avoided wanting to be the pink-haired elf because I already had my own OC for years and she's a pink haired swordswoman so I was corrupted long before today

>>533723137
I want to watch you BE Cyrene.

>>533722991
It was ballsy and kinda funny considering

Yuzuha: I love alice's pussy and female breasts

Romantic ~

>>533723449
how did I miss this lol

There's nothing wrong with having AGP.

I'm afraid to ask what AGP means

>Rice
>March
>Cyrene
>Hyacine
Can't wait to use the complete pink squad

>>533723375
Sloppers have a deep need to spread their garbage around unwarranted

Drip doko

>>533723249
I love Stelle and Stelle loves me!

>>533723556
Castorice is purple

story looks hype but I’m worried how they’re gonna shoehorn in the remaining 2 chrysos heirs that we have almost no knowledge or interactions with yet.
event situation sucks though, content aside they’re the source of pulls for the month and a half

ALL KILLER NO FILLER

>>533723484
Why is this so fucking hot

>>533723484
Those highlights on her tits don't make sense unless she wedged a ring light between the mattress and bed frame

>>533723484
Uhhhhhh that's kinda hot?

>>533723538
I mean, it's pretty outdated by this point anon. I'm not sure if you could even play the hit game Honkai Star Rail using an AGP

I love Elysia forever!

>>533723609
I'm Yanqing?!

>>533723590
Phainon....

I still don't understand why xtroons seethe so much at Cyrene being Caelus's wife, he (or she if you picked uglystelle) is literally you.
Is this some kind masoquism or self hate or some shit like that?

>>533723514
What gave him such audacity

can we get an AGP poll

>>533723484
it makes no sense that this is so fuckign hot

>>533723678
>that we have almost no knowledge
They mentioned then multiple times before

>>533723235
My sleep quality is bad as well so I often wake up at cringe hours like these. It's prolly fine if you sleep later... I hope.

Hotapai love

>>533723609
I'm Lingsha...

Don’t let these gender-confused aliens distract you from the fact that HIMlus won and ShonenCHADS run this game.

>>533722291
the pleasure is all mine

>>533723484
why is your neck so long

So.
Final thoughts on those buffed characters? Who won BIGLY who LOST and FLOPPED

>>533723678
Same
I like the first part heirs but I'll really not interested in these two, I would rather have the ones I know

>>533723538
>>533723271
>>533723219
>>533723137
>>533722621
We know, Minceraftian

>>533723809
Shartji is such a disgusting pagcel

she's got a pair of nice pillows ready for us

Mom love

>>533723731
That's Hoolay's PoV after every MoC reset

>>533723235
I'm going to sleep at 4am

>>533723781
I won't.
instead I will compensate by trying to sleep a bit more late tomorrow.

RASENGAN

>>533723741
She's supposed to be the gay icon from their dying game despite being known to love all so their mental illness flares up because god forbid she gets near a man

>>533722832
I'm not a HI3fag so I don't care about Elysia

>>533722621
Why did she gave you Android Gradle Plugin?

Don't let any of this nonsense distract (you) guys from noticing how FUCKED Daniel Hung 3 is just by the phrase "ATK Scaling ST Preservation" alone.

https://poal.me/87pkjr
https://poal.me/87pkjr
https://poal.me/87pkjr

>>533723849
>Out of NOWHERE
Minceraftian BROKE YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC TINYY LITTLE PEANUT BRAIN

>>533723741
le evil chud on the internet is not allowed to enjoy anything

>>533724065
is AGP even a thing anymore?

>>533723484
Needs a 11 inch veiny futa dick

>>533724046
>ST preservation
>in the same patch where Lygus is literally blowing up entire teams
LMAO he really is built for Phainon

>>533723678
It’s probably gonna be another 5-6 hour patch
>2-3 hours introducing the new characters for the story
>1 hour of contact from the outside world and plan formulation
>1 hour boss + the well animated cutscenes
Well at least we have the skip button now

>>533724159
MANY still have AGP

>>533724046
Who would Sakura's favorite HSR character be

>>533723989
That's actually stardust breaker.

>>533723741
They want their enemies to suffer too or something

>>533724046
>atk scaling shielder
>shield goes down
>dies in one shot because you have no def and hp

>>533723484
That's kinda hot
Wouldn't mind becoming a sexy hag like Black swan

https://poal.me/7mfwp4
https://poal.me/7mfwp4
https://poal.me/7mfwp4

I appreciate the uptick in giant Mydei art

so they're releasing dan heng sp making fu xuan obsolete then buffing her in the next batch cycle right?
otherwise she's dead forever and comparable to rolling like a yangqing or welt as an off banner

>>533723967
Enjoy dying in your 30's

>>533724046
Not even Fu is this KEKED by her own gimmick

>>533721762
How does Caelus do it? Every trailer he features in is certified ludokino.

>>533724375
i'm 39 and haven't gone to bed before 4 AM in years, maybe decades

>>533723989
It’s got a little Soul Punisher in there too.
https://youtube.com/shorts/F2wGOmLDUzA?si=m6Ud-ZRP0Q2JoOPI

>>533724481
oh no you're already dead
and>>533724375
's about to get haunted for the rest of his life

>>533724228
the devs really bit off more than they could chew, whatever mainstream HSR fanbase outside of this thread will probably enjoy it, but fail to recognize the issues of almost no other content in that patch.

>>533721762
I wish I was GODlus...

>>533724375
If only you knew how bad things really are

>>533723839
>who won
"LITERALLY HIM" BLADE
>who lost
"SHOTA RAPIST" JINGLIU

Cyrene soon

>>533722083
>>533722661
>>533722764
>>533723525

>>533721328
>no terminator 2 resurrection scene with (you) being her "alternate power"
dropped

Do you think Hoyo regrets cowtowing to Shaoji's delusions and putting all their eggs on Elysia instead of investing on their already beloved characters like March and Firefly.

>
Cope

Cerydra's kit should be final by now right?

>introduce and pity bait two filler heirs
>avengers moment with all the dead weight of the AE suddenly showing up for one big confrontation
>introduce and pity bait August 7th and maybe Dan Heng the 3rd
>all in ~5-6 hours
3.5's gonna be so shit.

>>533724793
what could they do with firefly besides selling outfits? its too early for an sp for her that'd just piss people off more.

>>533724713
Please remove blandrice

>>533724836
She was always a Phainon cocksleeve

Place a bet on Cyrene sales: higher or lower than Phainon?

>>533724572
>you're already dead
always knew i was a vampire

>>533724375
I dont mind dying that soon Brings me closer to getting stolen away by my sisters and Ely

>>533724793
>GOD Heng on top

Why didn’t Pyfagorus shove Blond twink Elton John into his unwashed tight poophole while the latter party was shrunken to a minuscule size in the diorama?

>>533724836
probably
idk if HSR has ever done a CC hotfix, it's happened in ZZZ

>>533724046
ATK scaling is fine, but what the fuck do you mean he's single target?

>>533724902
No but you can seethe

>>533724914
higher because people would spend their f2p gems on dark march and have nothing left for cyrene

>>533724713
This one redditor has commissioned 95% of all Caelus harem art

https://www.reddit.com/r/CaelusMains/comments/1hpbmob/look_back_to_all_my_caelus_harem_commissions/
https://www.reddit.com/r/CaelusMains/comments/1m0eedo/caelus_wives_together_forever_x3_commission/

>>533724375
I'm not even 26 (yet)
so you're saying I am IMMORTAL until then

>>533724793
Remember when this was supposed to be a greek planet?

And Shaoji doesn't regret anything. He and the other retard writers at hoyo have been doing this for years, running every single property they have into the ground in favor of hi3-trash. They're nepo hires that would've been fired at any other job.

>>533724902
die

>>533725014
One.
Shield.
At.
A time.

Is Evernight pagbait?

>>533725035
Chad

Edo Star is going to be a rehash of HI3 Arc City btw

>>533725035
>CaelusCHADS are rich and commission art
>Stelleroons waste all their money on girl pills and surgery
It’s that easy.

>>533724916
March on the left should be holding a coke zero desu.

how long until the drip?

>>533722698
>Mydei's hand
>Castorice's head
>Hyacine's leg
Just a coincidence I guess...

>>533725014
old leak saying that his SKILL (and only skill) only works on one person and everything else pointing that he's going to be intended for Phainon

>>533725147
March was already

>>533724910
>>533725012
>Don't have Kafka so water lady is a brick
>Don't care about Cyrene
>Don't care about Dark Nanoka(yet)
>Have Aibou, but rolling for Cerydra probably isn't that big a jump when I don't have Sunday
What the fuck do I roll for?

>>533724926
*Smooch*
Live healthy bwi

>>533724793
surely twitter likes will translate into revenue especially for the free character

>>533724998
No we’re asking the real fucking questions. Everyone pivot to this immediately

>>533725035
Based and redpilled

Does shaoji actually think his shitty reheated hi3 expy waifu oc will actually sell on HSR?
Less than 10% of players know who Elysia is or read elysian realm
Not to mention that Cyrene is just Elysia but worse and Amphoreus is a retelling of Elysian realm but somehow way worse

>Fu Xuan buffs
when, I want to abuse her HP boost with Hyacine and 3B so BAD bros

My bet is dan sustains with a shared team shield like dominicus' mechanic, that way it is stronger when everybody is departed while still being useful with 4 charcters

>>533725218
I really need him to have a blast shield and give the main target the gimmick, being single target is literally dead on arrival

Endless amount of Dark Nano on the timeline

>>533725272
I love my wife Cassie

>>533725127
>>533725218
That's really weird.
Phainon shouldn't really die when he's in his super mode, the only point of a sustain in his team is to keep the squishy supports alive between ults. Dan sounds completely worthless even for the team he's designed for unless he's able to outpace a 3rd support in terms of buffs.

>>533725321
Marza Oscura is the new Blade

>>533725239
Save until you see someone you want to roll for retardGOD

>>533725035
How do you become this pathetic?

>>533725239
why do you want to roll for something so bad lol? bid your time and wait for someone you really want

why is nobody drawing Elysia?

>March is potentially related to Voracity
>Dan Heng is the Permanence guy
I have a feeling this Ravager will be important

>>533725335
hi3 characters sell because they devote 7 patches to shilling them and give them luxurious animations while also making them meta.

She'll sell just like Phainon did for that reason, while every other character gets 1 patch of relevance and falls off a cliff.

I'm gonna laugh so hard if Cyrene sell worse than Acheron and Firefly

>atk scaling
>single target
>preservation

>I love my wife Acheron
>I love my wife Robin
>I love my wife Tingyun
>I love my wife Firefly
>I love my wife Castorice
>I love my wife Evernight
>I love my wide Cyrene-
When does it end.

I am nyooooticing a sharp decrease in Cyrene wanking ever since a certain poal and twitter likes screenshot were posted.

>>533725481
>>533725543
I have a gambling addiction and crave new units to build.

>>533725467
Phainon has a passive that gives him buffs when he gets a shield or something

Rover is the only gacha protagonist to have AGP.

>>533725543
>>533725481
The meta changes too fast in this game. You won't be able to full-star endgame content if you save for too long

>>533725591
>twitter likes screenshot
qrd?

Herta loves Caelus

>>533725554
I bet it's long's reanimated corpse

>>533725554
I'm 70% certain Luxbane is a fallen Long

>doomed to become a phainon slave forever
what did this guy do to deserve this fate

>>533725664
fem rover is top-tier and yet wujeets seethe about her
sad

>>533725587
EoS

>>533725632
Huohuo does that while also passing 40% attack, 2-3 coreflames and refunding charge for the supports for the second ult.
I know Dan's free, but so was Redman who has an actual niche in the game's meta.

>>533725587
Master Love game

>took 5 tries to beat latest weekly boss
Hate this dogshit meta shilling chink garbage FUCK why do they do 10k damage before you can even attack

>>533725789
>woe is me, one of my 30 alts is a slave to the shill unit
Just wait for his fourth one in 4.x

>>533725740
Trvke

>>533725679
My only two limited DPSs are Firefly and Herta, still full clearing everything, I think the real problem is that you all suck dick at this game

>>533725712
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533654171/#533659645

>>533725759
>>533725772
Yeah I agree
Phantylia is a jobber and Xianzhou needs an actual boss to beat

>>533722698
Just a light snack

>>533724998
I fucking thought the same when I played that quest...

>>533725679
Firefly mains thinking everyone is bricked like them.

burado status?

>>533725514
how old is the herta

>>533723742
He took the heropill since young

>>533725806
True.
Female rover is sexy as hell.
Her design is vastly superior compared to male rover.

i am so fucking glad i skipped phainon and his over-the-top animations

>>533725624
My condolences.
>>533725679
Sounds like the price you have to pay for not wanting to roll then.

>>533725587
People have different tastes so they'll love different people.
This is only a problem if you're a whore who switches wives.

>>533725740
OOC

>>533725960
Fatfuck give them back!

>>533725928
Your Yaoshi...?

>>533725920
>>533725980

>>533726043
Just be a harem king

>>533725985
Kind of want to build him for when we get wind shilling content in PF/MC since Feixiao can randomly get fucked in those modes by being too AoE focused.

>>533723742
No one knew Acheron was a emantor, that's like a major plot point skipperGOD

>>533725838
your lady diviner to eat those blows?

>>533725980
KWAB

>>533725759
>>533725772
Maybe, but why did it turn into a vorefag...?
>>533725987
80ish

>>533725195
Me beneath her

>>533725480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NknXqHjpylw

>>533725035
i kneel

>>533725928
Phantylia nearly killed of the Luofu two times between 1.0 and 3.0 by doing pratically nothing

>>533726340
Hag wives...

>>533723742
ACK was acting all mysterious for no reason and it pissed him off

I believe in monogamy in this household.
You may love only one woman at a time

I really hope Dan2 won't be shit.
I want to run the Express members together in endgame or at least story content.

Dark March is hogging all of the attention

>Sparkle is the Aglaea of Elation AKA first patch bait character of a new path
>Yae is the Castorice of Elation AKA the big push new path anniversary shill character who will be immediately ignored after the anni ends
>Sampo is the Cyrene of Elation AKA HI3 character that's the emanator of the new path who doesn't release until much later in the patch cycle
Is this right?

>>533726490
sorry but that nigga is toast

>>533726340
They smell like dust

>>533722991
Welt will black hole Amphoreus once he learns that a Kevin expy lived there

Release Shoujolus

Firecuck lost

>>533725985
Hate Blade and his faggot ass fans,

>>533726530
>welt hates expies
kinda based not gonna lie

>>533725035
>Belobog one with him on the couch
Okay this is kind of funny.

>>533726490
>Dan2

>>533726201
I'm not a muslim
>>533726445
Same.

>>533726507
Probably but hopefully Elation is an actual "class" and not just other paths renamed

>>533725806
She looks worse than literal NPCs in ZZZ and the designs in that game are not very good

>>533725993
Is this Evangelion

>>533725215
>the solo shot of khaslana is just his torso and up before being absorbed into irontomb
Nooticing

>>533726532
your knight of beauty?!

>>533726661
DHIL is Dan1.5
This is Dan2.

>>533725215
Irontomb is made up of Hyacine, Mydei, Castorice and Khaslana exodia?

>>533726530
Welt respects Kevin though

>>533726507
Aglaea turned out to be the strongest though.

>>533726674
Highly unlikely

>>533726792
This is pedophilia

>>533726532
black swan ruan mei robin sparkle tingyun himeko jingliu kafka is so lucky...

>>533725789
>Women like Dan
>Women like Phainon
>Dan as a Phainon support to bait the yumes
it is what it is, that's what you get for being a male puller

>>533726792
Sunpedo...

>>533726653
>blade hate
but why...

>>533725920
>THEY ARE SHILLING THE WRONG CHARACTER
Sorry gweilo we have to shill Shaoji's waifu at all costs instead of HSR's literal poster girl because he wrote an allegedly good arc once in our company's worst grossing game that currently has maybe a dozen players left. You rike?

>>533726507
Aggie aged pretty well for a x.0 unit so that's a pretty good fate for Sparkle.

>>533726247
THEIR nature as an Aeon means THEY can't die, but their whole ideal is permanence through rebirth.
Maybe that THEIR current state is what happen when a Aeon deviates from THEIR Primum Mobile.

>>533726935
Kek

>>533726684
That's Welt. When his body gets destroyed he usually possesses a Mecha Ninja.

>>533721821
STOP SHE IS ALREADY TOO CUTE FOR THE TIERLISTS

>Tribbie
Violent mating press, putting all of
your weight into each trust, ruining
her demigod womb. She will start
to lose control of her bodily fluids
after each insemination.
>Trianne
and-holding missionary with lots
of deep kissing, breaking her
mesugaki facade and taming her completely.
>Trinnon
Violent deep throat, anal training and lots of spanking turning her tiny butt so red that it won't have time to
heal forcing her to not fly when near citizens so that
they won't see her spanked red ass and the bat shaped vibrator up her cunny.
>Tribios
Mother of my children, my wives, made to create
thousands more beautiful daughters through non-stop
bed-breaking lovey-dovey sex without end.
A goddess
beyond words.

>>533726969
Hate that Cyrene is doing this next patch instead of my nigga Argenti.

Hag Cyrene is ugly, can she transform back to Mem?

Silvertabros we're so back

March will now have her schizo side all the time...

So what's the final consensus of Cerydra? Is she really just T1 Phainon/Anaxa bitch? Is it worth rolling for her if Sparkle can already reach this much of crit damage and fix SP problem in Phainon team?

>>533723484
I will rape every anon who wants to become Black Swan

Cyrene > Mem >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Elysia

>>533726825
>2 creation titans and 2 calamity titans
Perfectly balanced. Plus aren't they also the strongest ones?

Phainon belong to faceless ugly bastard

>>533727261
2 jobbers made for each other

sleepy schizo

ponpon

When are we getting playable Ravager bwos??? I want this shitty planet to be done already.

>>533726935
>>533725920
I'm glad March is getting more attention than Cyrene. Developer/writer pet waifu characters are the fucking worst. I got out of daydreaming about my perfect waifu when I was 13 and these grown men just can't stop obsessing over their ultimate waifu.

>>533727286
I want to stuff Citlali's mouth with my dick

>>533727361
>hertaschizo talking about himself in third person

>>533727361
STILL talking about yourself in third person Hertaschizo?

>>533727395
ZAMN I'd ravage that fat ass

>>533726490
he is a sunday slave

stopped doing story in 3.0
is dah neng and trash panda still mute in 3.x?

>>533727405
bro she's like 200

>>533727395
Isn’t Phainon a destruction lord ravager against Nanook

>>533727310
Sky is actually foundation.
Funny how the most brutal one is not a disaster one

Phairene got rugpulled hard

>>533727114
>violent deep throat, anal training, and spanking
>for best girl
You fucking queer she's obviously the hand holding missionary sex with kissing buddypoke. Leave the degrading anal shit to some whore like Aglaea
>Trianne
cowgirl style
>Tribbie
At least you got this one right
>Tribios
In ancient history shlicking alone as the downgraded form of the sexiest Amphoreus girl

>>533723657
I love my wife Stelle! And she loves me back!

>>533727446
caelus...

>>533727361
is this nigga serious

>>533727395
ravaging that butthole, tonguepunched to oblivion

>>533727529
why are you replying to yourself

AI generated game

>>533727606
Schizophrenia

>>533727608
>the free sexo dress is still the hottest outfit

>>533727608
I think dark march's outfit looks pretty good.
She looks better in black and red

>>533727271
>So what's the final consensus of Cerydra?
Not a massive upgrade over what's already available.
>Is she really just T1 Phainon/Anaxa bitch?
Yes. She'll have a bright future if they release more skill spamming ATK-scaling characters but as it stands, she's only useful for those two.
> Is it worth rolling for her if Sparkle can already reach this much of crit damage and fix SP problem in Phainon team?
No

why dark march minbroken eyes
did she got banged

>>533727453
Dan is back
TB got recast

>Symbiote gloop
>Toothy grin on sleeve
>Dead flower on head
So what made her want to become cute and fashionable when granted a new lease on life

>>533727608
>you now realize Dan and March are only getting alts because they could rehash assets again

>>533727491
>aquila is the most brutal one is not a disaster one
Fucking skiptards

>>533727271
>fix SP problem in Phainon team?
current leaks is that Dan can do that with the new relic set so it's even more unnecessary

Evil march is the next free 5* right?

>>533727501
Every single Phainon ship got rugpulled, why argue which one got rugged harder.

>>533727858
She looks awful here tbqh. Really hope we won't be traveling with a joyless edgelord for the rest of the journey.

Imagine having your entire backstory tied to Amphoreus though, imao. Another thing this shit planet has ruined. Along with another asset recycle with Dan heng 1.5.

>>533728036
god I wish

>>533727858
she got iced and forgot everything

I look like this

Here's to another year of Zaunite getting rawdogged senseless by jannies and /hsrg/ bulls until she cries about it to beta orbiters at /hsrg/ server while pretending others are mad

>>533728165
t.

>>533727608
>>533728108
get a life, bot

>make every upcoming character so unbelievably unappealing gameplay or story-wise to funnel sales into the pink slut
they couldn't
they wouldn't

I'll never be this lucky ever again...

>>533728293
What’s wrong with Hysilens other than dot?

>>533727264
Just a few days every month until she hits menopause

>>533728232
I don't think you realize how utterly deranged your post sound to any normal human you sichzo

>>533728373
You can see inside her and that's gross.

>>533728294
hanya!

Uh oh Zaunite MELTY!

>>533728062
Because it's fun. Also Phainon x TB won

>>533727608
But enough about WuWa and NTE

bwos... Surely she's going to be for (you) right?

dark march gives off big senti vibes
kino

Is March's real name, Evernight?

>>533728373
>other than dot
is anything else needed?

>>533727608
Pretend March and Party March are actually cute. Memory March just looks dumpy and uninspired.

>>533728502
She is 100% BVLLnook's property

>>533728062
>Phaidei rugpulled
>HARD
It do be funny as fuck.

>>533728502
Anon she's your biological mother

I guess I am skipping until at least 3.7

>>533727958
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

>>533728503
hope she's as witty and edgy as Senti too
would make sense if she completely stopped being retarded since her brain works correctly now

Stelle is really cute.

>Phairene will go down as the most rugpulled ship in the entire game, possibly in Hoyoverse history.
Shaoji I fucking kneel

>>533728502
BUILT for the aeon of desctruction

>>533728478
Thread saved

>>533727469
Out of 10!!!

Uh oh Zaunite meltdown keky
No one wants your germ*n infected pussy

>>533728409
>sichzo

>>533721328
is she dieded?

Your sleep paralysis demon isn't real btw

>>533728602
It's more pathetic than funny that they legitimately thought the bath scene meant phainon and mydei were literally having sex.

Smooch

This brat stole our budget!

>>533729026
I don't have a sleep paralysis demon.
I kind of wish I did though.

>>533729067
>>533728602
It's more pathetic than funny that you're honestly samefagging this hard

Zaunite has to be the most unfunny whore I ever encountered
Bitch has no idea how to shitpost properly
Even Theresia puts more effort into it

Fujofaggotry between two characters I'll never roll for is better than worming my MC desu

>>533726914
Man Dan's design would go hard on a female character...

>>533728724
fpbp

>>533728497
Except TB clearly doesn't care all that much for Phainon and he goes on a date with Cyrene right after Phainon sacrifices himself.

...Why is Jingliu still shit?

>>533729118
Average 10 second zzz cutscene

>>533729173
You're sounding C6R5 levels of shaky.
Maybe take your meds and simmer down phaideipag.

>>533729173
Stop giving it attention, it has been trying really hard these last threads but got ignored

>>533729292
wait for buffs

>>533728724
People here will call her Smelle but definitely still hit.

Firefly loves Caelus
Castorice loves Caelus
Elysia loves Caelus

Caleus loves March 7th

>>533729184
What do you expect from a German roastie? She will probably neck before 30 out of loneliness because no one wants her lonely German ass

>>533729350
B-bro...?

https://poal.me/pj4c62
>https://poal.me/pj4c62
https://poal.me/pj4c62
>https://poal.me/pj4c62
thoughts on hsr livestream?

Hertaschizo, is it true you want to fuck manami too?

>>533729407
>>533729184
Theresia is sexy so it is forgiven

>>533729350
no comment

Why do heterosexual ships make the phaideifujo so irate?

>phaireneschizo trying to falseflag as a yume
You will never be one of us, loser troon

>>533729442
Didn't watch it, only cared about the pv

Are Hysi and Cerydra good?

>>533729292
Why does every moc have 20% more hp than the previous one

What triggered the phainonworm this time?

Stelle: My slimy oyster shell could not compete against Caelus' big kielbasa. I lost March 7th. I lost Firefly. I lost Castorice. I lost Cyrene. Maybe Phainon would've liked my stinky coin slot but he disintegrated.

>>533729553
God tier ass

>>533729548
Phairene is shit and not canon.
Phaidei is shit and not canon.
Take your meds and stop falseflagging phaideipag.

so many falseflagger trying to shit the thread rn

>>533729407
>>533729491
>>533729553
UNFFF

>>533729682
Phainon was never the canon bf, it's Dan and you are ignoring him

>>533729810
maybe next thread will be better

Canon Wife

>>533729734
>Phairene is shit and not canon
Must've hurt typing this, phairenetroon. The cord knows who is and isn't a real yume here. Your falseflagging sucks. Kill yourself.

>>533729810
FF is soooo adorable. She deserves a better person than the cheating slut Caelus

>>533729810
All me

>>533729843
Dan is the alternate MC self insert for chinks

>>533729860
uyuy is so fucked due to how she keeps losing and then gainin a ton of weight

symmetrybros... it feels so good

Xhe really gets irate when you mention how not canon phaidei is.
Starts screeching and accusing you of being the phairene cuckfag.

>>533729292
She was made in an era where endgame had a fifth or less of these values >>533721601

>>533726207
I actually have and love foo but she's too slow to e before my whole team is nearly dead

No... It can't be...!

I wish I was either Cyrene or Elysia lol.

>>533728165
I want to have sex with you

If that part about Yae in the earlier leak saying she's an Elation emanator in the Mourning Actors is true then Scampo is definitely Aha disguised as his own emanator as a joke. Dawei has to up the scale somehow for the next arc after Phainon wounded Nanook and Cyrene is a special Shaoji bullshit "throne" level emanator.

>xhe
we know you're not from the cord. you can't falseflag, retard.

>>533729184
She needs to go to the Shay School of Shitposting

Why are Aglaea, Tribbie and Mydei the only remotely greek looking characters in the greek simulated planet

>The cord
Way to out yourself falseflagging phaideipag.
You only ever get this assmad when phaidei is mocked.

>>533730106
expy breasts envy.....

Now Lingsha is the only taillet playable Vidyadhra

>>533729960
Not autistic enough. The conversion rate kills it

>>533730157
Lygus used all the greek references he knew and didnt bother to look for more

>>533728478
>>533728780
Hanya stoic paizuri

>you only ever
Yup definitely the phairenepag LOL

>>533730241
vile

I'm going to smooch (You)

>>533730306
Funnily enough, young Phainon looked more greek than current Phainon

Our Hero....

>>533730468
*mwah*

>>533730241
hot
>>533730349
faggot homofuotroon post

I look like Cyrene irl

>Yup definitely the [HEADCANON]
Your trigger is making fun of Phaidei but I am not your boogeyman lol.

I do not care about fagnon, paglesia, or the memsex path as a whole

I will skip cyrenes sex scene

>>533730373
On the forehead, right?

>>533730534
>ass is twice as wide as her shoulders
Only niggers think this is hot desu

I care about springle

When I'm falling down
Will you pick me up again?
When I'm too far gone
Dead in the eyes of my friends

Will you take me out of here
When I'm starin' down the barrel?
When I'm blinded by the lights?
When I cannot see your face?
Take me out of here
Take me out of here
Take me out of here

All I believe and all I've known
Are being taken from me, can't get home
Led to a world where worlds collide
Let the fear collapse, bring no surprise

Take me out of here

>>533730536
Proofs??????????????

Not just the phaireneschizo but also the mydei/stelle spammer btw. Terrible shitposting skills

>>533730326
meant for>>533730240
>>533730240
meant for>>533729904
>>533730538
meant for>>533730326

Can yumetroons take it somewhere else? Phaiworm is done, dusted and most importantly flopped lole

are we ever visiting the earth or will it get referenced someday

>>533730567
You cant skip that part

>>533727395
Is that Neuvillette from the hit game Genshin Impact

>>533730620
lower