...and when November rolls around, you're going to WISH for Vivi back. Why? We're also going to ban all creature removal. Research showed that combo and control have a combined meta share of 1%. If it went to 2% after the announcements, Arena players would riot because they can't finish their games before their moms enable the parental controls.
Here's your future:
>No effects target (Arena players don't like extra clicks)
>100% aggro meta share (Arena players prefer short games)
>No playtesting (We need more product for Commander)
>No banlists (If we pretend the problem doesn't exist, investors won't notice. Players should just self-regulate like we tell Commander and D&D players to do. That works 100% of the time.)
>More price hikes (It's hard to ensure the foils come pre-curled)
>More UB (UB players aren't experienced enough to know about the game's problems)
>More Loot (We need a marketable mascot)
If you complain, we'll send the Pinkertons in after you.
