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UB Edition

>Most recent bracket system update
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-april-22-2025

>Outline article introducing the bracket system
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta

>Current banlist
https://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned

>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committee
https://mtgcommander.net

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet
https://www.edhrec.com

>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices
https://www.archidekt.com
https://www.moxfield.com
https://www.tappedout.net

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity
https://managathering.com

>Gay Bolas
https://e621.net/post/index/1/nicol_bolas

>Card search
https://scryfall.com

>Make custom cards
https://magicseteditor.boards.net
https://mtg.design
https://mtgcardsmith.com

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>How to proxy using any printer
https://mtgprint.cardtrader.com

>Precons
https://magicprecons.com

TQ: What's a UB set you'd like to see?

>>96099800 (OP)
I would like to see a UB of an IP called Magic the Gathering.

>>96099800 (OP)
>TQ
Just do another round of Warhammer 40k decks. Those were great and there's still tons of space to explore.

>>96099820
disgusting slopper

I want a Simic storage land to bank mana I don't spend on counterspells.

>>96099800 (OP)
shit TQ trying to derail the thread to non-magic talk
instead give me a plane you want to see next

>>96099800 (OP)
>tq
Literally anything fromsloppa and I would empty my 401k for it

>>96099800 (OP)
Taimanin

>>96099820
Wonder how they will do the design for Praetors.

>>96099842
Just run Kruphix nigga

>>96099820

>>96099853
>just run a banned card
Retard

>>96099843
None. It will just be full of tokenism and retcons, unlike UB

>>96099820
Sliver or Eldrazi?

>>96099800 (OP)
>TQ
After seeing how they handled Sonic, I don't really trust them to flavorfully adapt anything I really care about.

>>96099870
What was unflavorful about sonic?

>>96099800 (OP)
TQ
>same audience
>perfect for secret lair
>main heroine even has a card named after her
>just in time to hype up whatever viz media releases as a reboot or continuation after X or so years

>>96099879
The treasure coins sonic drops were treasure tokens and not sol ring what the flip!?!??!

>>96099800 (OP)
>tq
Metallica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

>wotc is intentionally making their own IP as undesirable as possible with disgusting characters and shit lore
>only universes beyond is left to have ANY appeal and is thus preferable by default
cannot win with this jewery

>>96099800 (OP)
>TQ
Return to rabiah, berserk, full metal alchemist

>>96099826
Should have been space Marines, orks, chaos, and elder desu

Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

>>96099800 (OP)
>TQ:
would like? Witcher
expect? Hazbin Hotel

>>96099925
The dawn of war classic.
Two out of four ain't bad though.
Orks got a pseudo secret lair too.
Eldar are whatever. Probably just a standard elf deck.

In a perfect world I'd beg for a Rance UB.
Since I know that's impossible, I'll settle for a Witcher UB. They've already done crossovers with stuff like Soul Calibur and Monster Hunter and it would be a natural fit into the "magic aesthetic" (even though the "magic aesthetic" has been a complete mess since the cyberpunk and mafia planes)

>>96099843
I'd like a trip to Shandalar and no the racecar set doesn't count.
If we can ask for wotc to come up with a new plane, I think a swampy wasteland plane would be sick. Think something like STALKER, aesthetically. It's not all swamps, but forests and mountains are dirty and grimy, islands have dark ominous water, plains are waterlogged with sludge, and swamps are just nasty with dead trees and vines and shit. Lots of cutthroat survivalist types (think pitiless plunderer and its various arts, not cheerleaders from the horror movie set), a few more noble/heroic types who make what pitiful safe-haven hamlets they can. Keep it separate from innistrad by leaning away from vampires and werewolves and various monsters like that and lean more into beasts and horrors. You can have fucked up anomalies as spells, traps, taplands with upside, that kind of thing. And also give the plane rudimentary firearms because that would be sick. Say that nightstalkers from Dominaria made their way onto the plane through the omenpaths or whatever. Come on, it would be sick.

>>96099916
They probably just aren't hiring good writers or giving them time or space to save money lmao

>>96099843
Equilor, exploring the creation of the multiverse on the first plane and the ultimate fate of all planes at the end of time.

>>96099970
Moving from set blocks with a coherent story to a series of blog posts before the set comes out really doesn't help either.

>>96100002
>Coherent story
>Kamigawa
>Mirrodin
>Tarkir

>>96099879
I'm going to go autist
>Sonic
His entire personality is antithetical to white, and his mechanics would have been better if he were URG. Also "Gotta Go Fast" is just a forced meme - it's never said in the games, it's from the 4kids theme song and referenced once in the movies. The same thing could have been achieved with a flavorful "Double Boost," but that highlights a problem that mechanically MtG Sonic isn't rewarding the player's built momentum by making you some deadly, agile force, which is the entire point of the gameplay. It's just "LOLFAST tribal xD" that always gets STOPPED by a 1/1!
>Eggman
Should have been Esper. The central theme of the classic games is oppressive technology stifling nature. But he's Grixis because lol bad guy colors and he makes a villainous choice because lol bad guy. Letting the enemy potentially decide if you want to get a mech is really stupid too, he should have been some kind of enabler for those types instead of a (mediocre) value engine.
Knuckles is cool.
>Shadow
I'm triggered by them making him a Mercenary but the art is SA2 Radical Highway. Also, very autistic note, but he's an alien mutant.
>Amy
I'm fine with her being equipment-focused and somewhat go-wide, it reflects her game and comic personalities, but for fuck's sake, if you bought Feline Ferocity you already learned the problems with this type of effect AND got a >Hammer of Nazhahn
Why this card? I know, so the SL would be sort-of worth the price, but the Piko Piko hammer doesn't make her invincible, it more helps her strength and mobility. If anything, this should have been a Sword of X and Y.
>Egg Hammer
Why the fuck is this Myr Battlesphere? If they're that hard-pressed for a Heroes enemy that makes pawns, the Egg Bishop is there, or just a generic "Egg Pawn Squad." Or just use a different source. I wouldn't even say the Hammer is that iconic, or if they really wanted to include it for some reason, just print Darksteel again and use the Heavy version.
1/2

>TQ
more warhammer, especially an orc precon
even knowing that it will never happen, classic star wars
but most of all, something dark fantasy or sword&sorcery related, like Dark Souls or Conan the Barbarian.

>>96100025
Yeah not every block was a home run. What do you want me to say?
And frankly I don't think having a full set block would be able to fix planes like the horror movie one or the racecar one. Cowboy junction, maybe. The funny animals set, probably not (would just be store-brand redwall).
If we had a block for World of Tarkir we'd probably get to see the dragons go down at least. I miss my hungry antlered wife.

>>96099916
>should've stuck with jace but you didn't
>now you have a they/them starlord ripoff as a protag
>fuck we haven't even gone to vryn yet
>btw fuck that battle for zendikar storyline you didn't have to go all avengers on us wotc

>>96100025
Mirrodin's books were awesome, my guy.

>>96100044
>Knuckles is cool
Defend knuckles flavor wise

Sex with goblins

>>96100056
i absolutely want to see the Orcs, they would line up perfectly with MtGs Goblins

>>96100099
His keyword soup is his raw strength (if I can be honest, I'm butthurt he's the only one of the lot to get trample). The Treasure collection and wincon is emerald shard hunting.

got mail today

>>96099800 (OP)
Bonkles

>>96099906
>and not sol ring
Sol Ring is a boost ring. It accelerates you.

>>96100044
2/2.
Hit char limit, but here's how I would change it.
>Sonic
UWG, change the triggered ability to potentially give him Unstoppable.
>Tails
Flip his stats. Nobody thinks Tails is an offensive powerhouse.
>Amy
Rework the ability entirely.
>Eggman
One of two routes:
1. Esper. Give him an Eminence to have Vehicles cost 1 less. Make him a pilot. encourage people to want to load their board with mechs, then have him get in one.
2. Keep him Grixis. Steal lands, then convert them into some kind of artifact creature for as long as he's in play.
>Shadow
Fix his types. Print Maria as a Flash 1/1 human for shits and gigs.
>Amy
If they're dead-set on something that reflects her comic counterpart, how about they commit to it a little harder? Have her block for them, or some shit.
>Hammer
Just make it Sinew and Steel.
>Egg Hammer
Scrap entirely. Make it a mech. I don't care which, there's a million better options.
>Unexpected Windfall, Deadly Dispute
Just swap those out entirely. They feel like two random spells slapped together with some stock flavor. The former doesn't fit, the latter can fit Shadow, but Wizards lacks the balls to show Maria getting shot.

>>96099863
The god retard why would you think he was referring to prophet? Which one of those cards lets you hold on to mana?

>>96100224
Absolutely terrible ideas

>>96100224
>>Tails
>Flip his stats. Nobody thinks Tails is an offensive powerhouse
It's for crewing vehicles

I love gambling the worms in my brain keep telling me to gamble

>>96099800 (OP)
>TQ
I think Witcher would be really cool if I'm honest, could do Geralt and his allies, or Geralt and some monsters from the game, maybe a silver sword that has deathtouch against non human enemies.
it could be pretty fun.
If they made a Gaunter O'dimm card I'd even finally would have the drive to make a black deck

>>96100152
Agreed

>>96100288
Borch Three Jackdaws as human or elder dragon?

>>96100288
>Gaunter O'dimm
They wouldn't know what creature type to give it.

Surprisingly fitting TQ for this.

>>96091270
>>96091383
I can tell it was made in early 2019 because this power level is fairly low across the board. The experience counter cards would be wild in any deck that cares about experience counters, though. Especially the land that makes you win if you have 30 experience counters.
Kinda a shame none of the kids and only a couple of the trolls really interact with the mechanics. Jade would have done well if she cared about Frogs or experience counters.
I do like their rare cycle of lands, though.

>>96100335
This is Homestuck, right?
I don't know Homestuck but my friend loves it. I found a custom precon deck that was Homestuck themed, so I got it printed and delivered to him.

Here's a link to it in case you want to get one printed for yourself. I think it's pretty neat.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_fH9ZoPyGQjnJP9CZQmakPiGCpeSDuJ1

>>96100309
Transform flipper, of course.

>>96100309
Both, make him a flip card that triggers after certain conditions are met
>>96100313
To be fair I wouldn't either since the game intentionally makes it vague enough you can fill in the gaps. God Devil could work, I guess

>>96100267
Then make him a pilot, for fuck's sake!

>>96100360
Yeah.
It's a fun read mostly, though there is a lot of it.
Some of the flavor text is a bit meh, but the flavor overall fits decently. Did he like it?

>Nice mountains you got there

>>96100219
I fucking wish. Too bad Lego is too retarded to do anything with the series.

>>96100490
He liked it. Unfortunately his LGS has a hard ban on all proxies so he can only play it with friends.

>>96100200
Based buys. I really want to like the blue flicker cat, but it feels too fotm. Maybe I'll build her a year from now.

TQ:
The only UB set I would ever spend money on would be a Dark Souls set. However, Elden Ring would get picked over Dark Souls, but IMO both are extremely unlikely.
An Elder Scrolls set would be really cool too. These sets wouldn't be immersion breaking either. But fuck it, $20m for more baby shit cartoons in my fantasy game please!

I might have gotten mail. Not sure. Feeling super agoraphobic today, have to wait until dark to check my mailbox.

>>96100558
i bought it for esper ysthola, i built her as enchantress, and i already had the base rare so i wanted the alt, im using the base version in my vannifar deck

>>96100543
That's a shame, but at least he liked it. And no doubt attempted to cajole you into reading the comic as well so you understood "this is what the refrance".

>>96100313
Demon or Devil or Demin Devil

phew, that was hard, gonna treat myself to a Yennifer x Triss futa session now

>>96100577
Sorry you are feeling that way, Anon/
Unironically seek therapy, it really helps
Speaking of mail, i got my Frazetta secret lair in the post.
Apparently in some the bonus Tomb Tyrant is replaced with a cool foil Varina

>13 cards remain before my Captain Howler deck is complete
I hope they all arrive tomorrow.

>>96100666
Damnit Satan, you just made me buy one

>>96099986
Sounds like some Dr. Who shit

Is she fun? I got the ff precons as a set but only one has been actually fun to play so I'm looking at other ff commanders

Hearthstone doesn't have physical cards and the wow tcg died off years ago.

>>96100870
Fun is relative. Just being 5c means you're looking at stereotypical "5 color good stuff" that pretty much all 5c decks devolve into. With all the enchantment removal everyone runs nowadays you run the risk of her saga side getting removed before getting the 10 mana from the last chapter, so plan accordingly

>>96100892
blizzard will probably pull a runeterra and when hearthstone finally shits itself they'll use all the assets for their own tcg again

https://moxfield.com/decks/6cW9M7hZs0WnXU7Pj9RMdg

what card do I remove so I can include Approach of the Second Sun? And should I swap out Aethersnatch or Sublime Epiphany for some cheaper counterspells or no?

>Stick with a 3 land hand
>Draw into one land only
>Its okay, because I have a t4 smothering, gets blown up, but that's okay, I made two treasures before it was, so I can play my draw engine
>Gets countered
>Okay, because I have sword of feast and famine so I can at least untapped my lands
>Swing at a player
>Another player, taps some creatures to use an ability to bounce my attacking creature.
Not even the player I was attack, not playing teams just did it to be a shit head
>On his turn he bounces my do other creatures leaving me with nothing, not even touching actual board leader
>Scoop because I'm getting pissed and I need some time to cool off as the game finishes
>Another player in the group gets pissed off at me scooping because its wasting his time to not be a punching bag when I'm already limping and wouldn't have drawn into a land for 10 turns since I looked after I scooped.
>Turns into a massive argument
>Play group might implode

>>96100152
We need a goblin sex lord
[name], goblin sex lord
RG
Legendary Creature Goblin
Tap: Tap target human, create an offspring token of that creature except it is also a goblin with this ability.
2/1

>>96100927
Your play group sounds like a bunch of fags

>>96100927
Why did you scoop instead of replaying your creatures and re equipping your sword?

>>96101055
With my 4 lands? Just go get bounced again?

>>96101059
Your 4 lands that you can untap every turn and you don't know you're going to be bounced every turn. The other guy didn't get upset because of this 1 instance, it was building up for a long time.

>>96099800 (OP)
None. Fuck UB.

>>96101068
How am I going to play play a creature, reattach the sword have them not bounced before I can attack after a full rotation?
Why would I assume I wasn't going to keep getting bounced when my creatures were bounced for no reason over target at had actual value?
The answer to both of those is I can, and I shouldn't assume anything but I would keep getting fucked with just because

>>96100927
sounds like the randoms i play with are better groups then that

No matter how many years go by.
No matter how many sets get released.
No matter how many new commanders get printed.

>>96101118
>kuja that high
is he that good?

>>96101123
it's equal burn for all opponents so you pretty much only have a third of the usual life totals to deal with

>$600 for the cute rabbit
I’m proxying that shit.

>>96100927
>Play group might implode
good, your playgroup sounds like manipulative assholes if they get mad for you scooping.

Someone post the thonthon spaceship captain from the space wars set.
I need a reminder of what the magic aesthetic is so I remember not to take anything said by anti-ubfags seriously.

>>96101145
You WILL respect xis pronouns or xe will set xis phasers from stun... to kill...

>>96100912
Hearthstone hasn't shit itself yet? Everyone I know stopped playing it years ago. Is it purely just kept alive by a few hundred whales at this point?

>>96101118
its like they should be banned out just for the sake of having those busted mfs gone

>>96101136
EYAP...... THATS A PROXY

>>96101160
I just assumed there were multiple Samis (clones?) since it's rare for WotC to have multiple iterations of the same character within the same (non-UB) set, especially for characters introduced in said set.

>>96101160
i don't like my magic card

>>96101118
I've never even seen either of them

>>96101182
I like that card, but I don't like him being a tranny.
Time to make a proxy

>>96101182
They're doing it with every main character now

Why is everyone in this set black

>>96101196
I can't recall any other examples aside from UB, the Chandra/Teferi corsets, and the Planeswalker deck cards.

>>96101205
they couldn't put any in bloomburrow so they have to make up for it

>anti UB shills in full swing as usual
>Everyone spoiled in the set so far is either gay, trans or a minority
Kek

>>96101205
In the vacuum of space, nobody can hear the smoke detector beep.

>>96100927
He's not wrong, you are wasting his time.

>>96101219
I'm saying they're doing it in this set

>>96101223
they had plenty of chances to add monkeys to bloomburrow

>>96101205
>Why is everyone in this set black
because people in seattle think that putting black people in games will make them play said games
just like how blacks love yugioh, which we all know is totally anime wakanda

>>96101233
Oh, I see. I didn't notice the others besides Sami. I suppose it reduces character bloat, but I wish WotC would just realize that not ever 2c pair needs an uncommon legend for limited.

>>96101230
And its a waste of my to keep playing that game, a body down makes the game go faster anyway.

>>96101189
They're heavily influenced by digital only cedh lists that people aren't actually playing outside of spelltable play testing.

>>96101257
This is still the most simple elegant design

>>96101205
Trying to recreate Bant without understanding what made Avalon-on-Uganda cool.

I'm building dogmeat as my nya voltron commander does anyone have good recommendations?

>>96101205
No sunburns

BEST COLOR COMBO!!!!!!!!
Post YOUR FAVS!!!!

>>96101346
Boros.
>>96101308
Put every equipment you got in it, it's incredibly simple

>>96101346
Orzhov, but Esper is pure kino

>>96100870
She is more fun than Tom as saga commander.

>>96101346
Mardu, which is ironic because I don't have any Mardu decks.

>>96101288
Do things.....DRAW CARDS

>>96100870
It'll depend a lot on how you build her; she can be 5c goodstuff on a stick and she enables some disgusting infinites; but if you wanna play her as summon tribal or even just a more modest enchantress build she can have more flavor.

>>96101346
Mardu, which is fitting because I have four Mardu decks

>>96100577
You can do it, anon. I belieb in you.

>>96101160
Sami uses they/them. It's the weird side story written by the token black lady talking about the bug people that uses xe/xim(no, I'm not kidding)

>>96100025
All three of those had coherent stories though?

Heh they will never see it coming.

>>96101346
Ceta. Anyone who uses tark*r wedge names is a trooner zoomer

>>96100025
Mirrodin was classic sword and sorcery on a metal world with a hot elf. Scars was utterly abominable for many reasons but killing that great cast off in a throwaway blurb and turning them into Phyredditors who do nothing, just to shill nuwalkers who will NEVER be used again, was perhaps its greatest sin.
Kamigawa was B protag kino.
Tarkir was AIDS but that's nuMagic, it doesn't really count anyway.

>>96101446
Tarkir was at least a pretty neat concept. Execution left a lot to be desired.

When will wizard print Yawg in his cloud form as leggo creature?

Killing the dragonlord was a mistake.

>>96101455
2 years from now when they don't have any new ideas, so jayce some how in an attempt to fix shit goes back in time in another BRO like set, only to have yawg steal his spark and start YET ANOTHER phyrexian invasion

With the next set soon, who was the best ff commander? The most fun? Thought it would be great but is slop?

>>96099820
I heckin love cowboys and whacky races and mass effect and scooby doo and 80s slasher movies!

>>96101489
>Strongest to weakest as a precon
Tidus
Cloud
Terra
Yshotla
>Strongest to weakest when optimized
Yshotla
Tidus
Cloud
Terra

For non precon commanders, Vivi and monoB Sephiroth are obviously disgustingly broken commanders. Fun is subjective I guess.

>>96101490
I will never get over the fact how hilariously stupid cowboy and detective demons were
especially the magnifying glass pantsu on one of them

>>96101489
>its all nuFF slop
>no FF1 rep at all
Probably for the best honestly, they'd probably just have made it that "Warrior of Light" retcon bullshit

>>96099916
Have you been busy dilating under a rock for the last two weeks? Guardians of the Mass Eternitirama has been a hit among fags. It's been an endless chorus of tastelets saying "Omg wowzers EoE aschually looks um GREAT?! I HECKIN love SPAAACE!" on this thread. Even pic related and troon Star-Lord being the major characters of the set haven't put a damper on the enthusiasm for EoE among the chud portion of the playerbase.

WOTC is neither clever nor competent enough to intentionally sink their own brand. "Muh intentional sabotage" is cope from retards who can't reconcile themselves to the fact that their main hobby is being a paypig for a game helmed by idiots. That would make them idiots too, so they have to pretend WOTC is playing 4d chess with their retarded design choices because that means we're not stupid for playing the game either.

>>96101490
lord the art direction of this set was fucking dog

>>96101434
What the fuck is Ceta you turbo autist

>>96101540
>FF6 is nuFF
Hell, even FF10 would be old enough to drink if it was a person.

>>96101562
>if there's one thing single nerdy men like, it's seeing the bare upper body of a pale twink
it's more than just the art direction that's a problem

>>96101288
>do thing draw card damage each opponent trigger
>3 mana dodges bolt

Just admit you like pubstomping casual tables.

>>96101586
You think this mediocre uncommon rarity commander is a pub stomper?

>Tainted Aether into Revel in Riches
Never in my life do I ever want to get hardlocked out of a game that way ever again.

>>96101540
>NuFF
>FFVI and FFX
>two of the best games in the franchise
lmao

Any spicy tech for this Alesha? Do you think its best to build the deck more towards low to the ground stuff, or go big and buff Alesha to get fat creatures that do a lot out?

>>96101675
feral ghoul grave crawler phyrexian alter

>>96099879
They should have added Metal Sonic

>>96101640
Genuinely still malding about this even after I'm home what's a good anti-antifun deck? Enchantment removal, indestructible removal, just removing all "nuh uhs" from the board

>>96101544
>being the major characters of the set ha
The main characters were tezzeret and a rock

>>96101675
She's super great in the 99 of my Olivia reanimator.

>>96101489
Vivi is clearly the strongest but I'll nominate Kuja for the best new design in the set. Rakdos spellslinger feels like fresh new direction from the same old hat for Rakdos of sacrifice or kill crap for value. Kuja himself is fun to play without breaching the territory of just bullshit.

>>96099800 (OP)
I didn't like tennant.

>>96101640
Just sac the lands, coward.

>>96101675
A friend at my LGS runs this and it's pretty spicy, mostly reanimating edict creatures and lots of neat Raid stuff like Perforating Artist

>>96101706
i wish freya wasnt a mana dork

>>96101750
I had a draft where I ended up with two Perforating Artists and Alesha. It was pretty brutal.

could he actually be a very solid control leader in the same vein as talrand or alela, or does all the life loss make it too fragile?

>>96101775
The life loss and also once per turn means he can't be a talrand

the more i do test hands on moxfield the more i cant stop fucking laughing at drawing omniscience, god i cant wait to play this deck irl and see peoples reactions when i flip shit like that

>>96101780
alela is also once per turn, and I figured control talrand was maybe casting sorcery draw on his own turn and mostly leaving mana up, but that's basically what I expected.

>>96101706
>rakdos spellslinger
>fresh
No?

>>96101775
I think it could be okay but you would have to counteract the life loss. White and black have ways to give your board LifeLink

>go to play at LGS for first time
>find pod
>get to watch play some guy play solitaire with his final fantasy 5c enchantment deck for an hour
>scoop and leave before the game is over because I was falling asleep
is there any way to avoid this? I'm not going again if this is normal

>>96101843
If there's a discord, find guys who agree solitaire is cringe and schedule playdates

>>96101760
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>96101775
Not like gaining life in those colors is particularly difficult, lots of ways to give your heroes lifelink.

>>96101346
Naya. Healing, big dudes or ways to buff wennies, aggro, direct damage, ramp, control in a pinch, everything you need

>>96101843
find another LGS or another pod or get friends

>>96101843
It isn't normal. If someone is playing solitaire I just bring out Heartless Hidetsugu and fuck up everyone's durdle plans.

>>96101346
Dimir/Esper/Rakdos all draw my attention in terms of commanders. I really wanna like Sultai more, but I can't figure out a commander I like for it.

>>96101847
guess I have no choice but to get to know people better
>>96101868
I have an ojer axonil lying around, he was a always a good game speed accelerator when playing with friend

>>96101843
you just need to find a group that works with what you wanna play, theres a lot of pods at my locals i avoid since theres a good amount of extremely casual pods that make precons worse and i like playing higher power, but i eventually found a group i vibe with and we all enjoy playing the same level of decks
id say go back again and maybe see if theres other pods looking for players and give it a few more tries, otherwise you need to play with friends

>>96101843
As like three people in this thread will tell you, that's just how saga decks end up being with all their triggers. As probably more will tell you, enchantress is really like that in general and especially in five color.
The aforementioned people say not to play either white or green, but not both in order to cut down on that, for your later use.

>>96101346
Golgari. I play big things, then I kill whatever stands in their way.

>>96099800 (OP)
>What's a UB set you'd like to see?
Dragon Ball

>>96099843
Don't talk to me until they go to that mini plane. Only one I care about.

>>96100044
Eggman is very flavorful.

>person has keen duelist out
>one of the others in the pod is clearly mentally slow or something
>he gets targeted with keen duelist
>is told he puts the card in his hand after
>he seems incapable of understanding this very simple thing
>keeps trying to just discard the card despite being told several times to put it in his hand
>eventually we just let him

>>96101935
>tfw one of my mexican friends said they would learn to play commander if i made him a shenron proxy for ur-dragon

>>96101968
do it anon

>>96101968
this game will be mexicos card game soon

>>96099800 (OP)
>TQ: What's a UB set you'd like to see?

Game of Thrones (which we're getting)

and

JoJo which was on the survey their R&D firm sent out

>>96102029
No protection from losing them makes this a bad wincon. Way too easy to destroy/exile/force them to sac the dragonballs. It needs to be an Approach of the Second Sun effect like "if you've summoned all 7 dragonballs during the course of the game you win"

>>96102009
I gave him the proxy last week

>>96102073
there's plenty of ways in RUG to copy the tokens you do find

The more cards I look at the more I'm getting sold on building zidane

>bringing my new monoB deck to game night this weekend

>>96102076
utterly based proxy

>>96102099
chat is this real?

>>96102036
>game of thrones set
>everything mature neutered into +13 age rating friendly experience
I somewhat I'm able to adapt with Fallout pull this off, but this feels bit more challenging for Game of Thrones when creating cards based on series' events and scenes.

>>96102112
is it a porn show or something?

>>96102114
NTA there's a lot of sex and heavy violence but the show is kinda dogshit regardless

>>96102112
Black John snow

>>96102114
there's a lot shots of men's penises and women with diarrhea

>>96102091
You're not wrong, but *man* that'd be so fucking lame. It'd be like putting Mechanized Production on a treasure. The first time I see you pull that party trick I'm letting you know I'm never playing against that deck again

>>96102142
omega cringe

>>96102120

>Black John snow

Na, Ygritte is destined for the change

>opponent drops a maze of ith
Guess I'll fuckin die

>>96102142
OK I'll just Fabricate, Trinket Mage, Inventor's Fair, Reshape, Urza's Saga, new Tezzeret, old Tezzeret, Kuldotha Forgemaster, Hoarding Dragon, Tinker, Artificer's Intuition, and Whir of Invention for them instead.

>>96102166
Not running Boots/Greaves/Champion's Helm/Mask of Avacyn/whatever is on you. Having 10+ cards protecting my nuke were the first things that I added to the deck list

>>96102177
Unfortunately you won't always have it.

>>96102189
Sure, dude.

>we didn't get the Death Egg or Metal Sonic
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

>>96102196
>IT IS OF VITAL IMPORTANCE THAT I ASSERT TO YOU THAT YOU ARE AN OUTSIDER
Fragile.

>>96102230
Stfu

I never win...

>>96102345
I won 2 games out of 3 on Friday :)

>>96102341
Trying too hard to fit in, newfag

>>96099800 (OP)
>TQ
All the things I'd like to see are unlikely to happen due to weak mainstream market appeal. Best example would be No More Heroes.

>>96102358
I've been on this site before you were even born, faggot. Nothing more newfag than thinking newfag is still a relevant insult on a 22 year old site.

>>96101434
Shush now grandpa, it's almost time for bingo

>>96102434
NTA but shut your mouth, newfag, I can smell the summer on you

>>96102345
Simply embrace that and play "you lose the game" cards for the bit

>>96102492
I'll just play jon irenicus combo from now on if I can't win no one can

>>96102434
>I've been on this site before you were even born

I guess you really are here forever.

>>96102501
What combo? I only know he can do "oops, it's a draw" with a bunch of cards.

stfu I'm older and you gotta respect that because..
you just have to okay!

>>96102230
Do we know what the extra card will be? Usually these have a secret something or other don't they?

>>96102514
that's the combo, anything that must be sacced + jon ends the game instantly

Should I take (most of) the wheels out of my Nekusar deck, or are people less insane about them these days?

>>96102489
Yeah bro, the site is 22 years old but I just discovered it a couple months ago.
Trying to act like 4chan is still a secret club screams desperation. You're saying things you think will lend you credibility instead of just acting normal.
>>96102510
My government is probably going to ban 4chan soon, and then I will be free because I don't know what VPNs can still post here.

>>96102527
Yeah, that's lame as fuck. Anything other than a win is a loss.

>>96102099
Sephiroth is funny, I wish his card wasn't so expensive.

>>96101706
I hope we get more ways to generate the 0/1 wizard tokens

>new to the game
>want to get the new commander decks because I still find it hard to build a proper deck
>retail price is 45€
>'yeah okay it isn't that bad'
>decklist drops
>same deck no longer available at 45€ and is now 70€ in the exact same store

Wtf are they allowed to do that? What would have happened if I had ordered the 45€ deck? Would they then cancel my order and charge me 70€? Like damn, this is the lowest of the low I've seen in nerd related hobbies, and that's saying a lot considering I come from GW products

>>96102648
No. You would have just actually gotten the deck.

>>96102648
That's definitely an issue with the store. If you have your choice of stores, try a different one. Stores that sell them for more than msrp aren't worth patronizing.
Also, try costco if you have one around, you can actually get recent commander precons at them at below msrp as part of a bundle with extra shit.

>>96102670
That's the issue, the stores that have the product labeled under 45€ are already out of stock. You can only get it at 65-70€. It's not an issue with my lgs, it's a generalized thing in the area.
I'm guessing it's because the cards are better or more rare than they anticipated, but if that's the case, is getting a sealed commander deck kinda the same gamble as getting individual packs? Since if you pre order, you're paying 45€ for a product that can be valued at 70€ or 20€ depending on the contents until the decklist drops. I dunno man, it seems like the whole thing is a gold mine for scalpers

>>96102648
It's what some stores do. You could try preordering the deck if you know for sure it's one you want. Or you could try picking up the individual cards afterwards.

>>96102689
Yeah, that sucks. Deck lists are out before the decks themselves go on sale though, so at the very least you can wait to see what is in them and still have time to preorder them. In any case, I would start frequenting the stores that do sell it for msrp, if only because they are worth your patronage compared to the shitty ones that mark it up.
That said, this isn't a limited print run, so if you are willing to wait, you will definitely see them in stores for msrp eventually.

>>96102690
Okay, maybe I'm missing a lot of things because I'm a complete beginner here, but is there a way of knowing how the deck works before they reveal the decklist? Or at least the commander? Here's how I'm seeing the situation playing out, correct me if I'm wrong because if not, this whole sealed commander deck is a scam (not blaming the company here, just blaming the stores)

>preorder opens, only the name of the deck is known
>preorder at 45€, which is reasonable, but don't want to get in because idk what the deck does
>decklist revealed
>ok, now I know what the deck does, I'm interested
>no longer 45€ because cards are too good?
>not dropping 70€ on my 1st deck

If you want to get new people into the hobby (which I'm guessing is part of the main goal for sealed commander decks) that's really not how you do it. I've played 3-4 games with a group of friends that are willing to let me use their decks and I'm pretty sure I want to get into the hobby, but I'm not dropping that amount of money in my first purchase.
Sorry guys, I'm tripping a bit. Pretty sure I'm missing a huge piece here

>>96102717
>If you want to get new people into the hobby (which I'm guessing is part of the main goal for sealed commander decks) that's really not how you do it.
You seem to be conflating wotc with the store. The store isn't selling it at a higher price once the decklist is out because wotc is telling them to or something, the store is independently deciding to be shitty about it and mark it up.
Find a different store, that one is shit.

>>96102735
Yeah, yeah, for once I'm not blaming the big company here. But if I was a store owner I'd want new people. Tournaments and people coming to play at your store moves money right? Considering it works the same way as warhammer, you play with a friend and always get a new model or paint afterwards

>>96101942

>>96102744
The store knows someone will buy the deck at the inflated price. Doesn't really matter to them who does. Of course, it's a lame thing to do but it's to be expected. Not just for this game but any. Sometimes you'll have better luck at a big box store like Walmart or even something like Barnes And Noble's will every now and then have them. Those places sell at base MSRP prices. Or you could try a different game store. If there are multiple in your area. If not then yeah, you're kind of screwed there. Online would be your best bet.

>>96102751
huh?

>>96101090
Literally me. Love playing against Eldrazi.

Saw some gameplay videos of Premodern.
>Beautiful cards with soulful art
>Quick and dynamic games
>"You blow up all my lands? AWESOME"
>The way Richard Garfield meant the game to be played

Meanwhile Commander
>"Why are you targeting me?! I haven't done anything aaaahhhh"
>"I use the infinity gauntlet to cast Kylo Ren. Spongebob Squarepants crews the Titanic."
>"I play a land and draw a card. Then I play this card which lets me play another land and draw another card. And then..."
>*Social* format with the most anti-social spastics you will ever meet

Should we all just abandon EDH and switch?

>>96102717
You've more or less got it. Often the commander will be revealed much earlier and you'll have a decent idea of what's going on in the precon from that to make an early decision then. Sometimes that's early enough to beat inflated prices. Sometimes it isn't. Of course usually they'll have a set of precons and there will be one who's clearly the expensive one everyone wants and there will be the cheap one less people want. Depending on which you're gunning for you could be lucky. But some stores will just say screw it and price them all at high prices knowing eventually they could sell.

>>96102744
There will always be business owners who want to fuck over their customers if it means making an extra short term buck. I can tell you that that isn't unique to magic or gaming. The best you can do it prove to them that they are wrong by not giving them money.

>>96102093
What's selling you on him?

>>96102761
Stop playing with speds

>>96102761
>>"I use the infinity gauntlet to cast Kylo Ren. Spongebob Squarepants crews the Titanic."
Titanic is pretty fun as a commander though.

Is there any reason I shouldn’t proxy $40 cards? I don’t play tournaments.
Just kitchen table and maybe an occasional pod at my LGS.

>>96102791
Because it upsets anti-proxiers.

>>96102791
So long as it's clear what the cards are supposed to be, do what you

>>96102794
Anon asked for a reason against doing it, not for doing it.

>>96102794
That's an excellent reason to use proxies

>>96102791
$40 cards are powerful but incredibly boring. They don't make the game more interesting. They shouldn't be played at all. Neither as proxies, nor the originals.

>>96102821
>$40 cards are powerful but incredibly boring.
this is not unanimously true and you know this

>>96102717
Every precon ever printed has been cheaper than the value of the cards themselves, even with price gouging. They average something like $120.

If 70 bucks is too high a barrier to entry then just don't fucking enter.
I would suggest you just play for free on TTS or look up a fucking budget decklist and build it yourself but if you need to be spoonfed this shit then what's the point? You haven't played the game before so you don't know what cards do or what good cards are. You want to be inducted into the hobby by just spending a chunk of change on a pre-built deck before you even know if you like the game. But oh not too much money because you might not like it.

Just don't fucking play, it's that easy.

>>96102889
It absolutely is true. It's the best card for whatever it does, that's why its $40. If we proxied everything we could all have the best cards for whatever deck we're trying to build, and guess what we'd all be playing the same fucking cards. That is boring.

I proxy 100% of my cards and encourage others to do so as well, so that when you play a totally bullshit card that does not fit the powerlevel of our group I can just tell you to tear it up and get rid of it and feel no shame because I know it cost you pennies.

>>96103032

>>96099800 (OP)
>TQ
Monster Hunter

>>96099800 (OP)
Give me a hipster commander that's aggressive. Preferably less than 1000 decks

>>96100044
>His entire personality is antithetical to white
I don't agree with you on this at all.

>>96100044
In no way is Eggman white.

>96063793
>96063810
>£7 foil Scrapyard arrived today
>check the current price
>cheapest English language foil is £23
You were right anon, I kneel...

>>96063793
>>96063810
>£7 foil Scrapyard arrived today
>check the current price
>cheapest English language foil is £23
You were right anon, I kneel...
I didn't fuck up the first time, you didn't see that

>>96100044
>Sonic shouldn't be white
Super wrong
>Eggman should be white
What? Also wrong
>>96100224
>Tails
He has high power to crew vehicles

>>96100224
>Flip his stats. Nobody thinks Tails is an offensive powerhouse.
He's strong enough to carry Sonic with one arm while flying.

>>96101490
The proportions and yee face of Vraska will never not make me chuckle

>>96102522
Chaos Emeralds and a special command tower are the ones I've seen. I don't know what else. I am also surprised they didn't give Eggman his hover-egg thing. His card supports vehicles and it is pretty iconic. Would have been better than the Egghammer or what the fuck ever

>>96101526
What comes next after everyone is detectives and everyone is cowboys and everyone is racecars?
Everyone is masked super heroes but only on Arena because they can't be spoeder men?

>>96102648
You'll learn to love proxying eventually.

>>96101843
Stax. Stax keeps the game honest.

>>96102177
>heh of course all my artifact creature protection are artifacts as well heh ill never die
I hate nogames larpers so fucking much

>>96101160
Whats funny is that the story refers to Sami constantly as they/them but the only real instance of their sexuality even obliquely referenced is when they thought the mantis lady was hot. Why even bother?

>>96102177
Nogames

>>96102761
My god you sound like a fag. You know why you're here bitching about this? Because you have no friends to play with because you're an insufferable faggot.

>HEY INTERNET I WANNA TRY OUT THIS NEW THING BUT I DONT WANNA SPEND ANY MONEY AT ALL THATS FAIR RIGHT I MEAN ITS KINDA WEIRD THINGS COST MONEY AND ITS DOUBLY WEIRD THAT THINGS COST ME MONEY, 70 BUCKS? NAH HOBBIES SHOULD BE FREE OBVIOUSLY AHA
>im a retarded European by the way

>>96101205
>the black guy is responsible for murdering an entire city of kavu, babies and all
Wow wotc

>>96103187
None of your numbers are right anon...
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/price/Urzas+Legacy/Scrapheap#paper

I can buy a scrapheap foil for 13 CAD right now lol

>>96102761
You're free to fuck off to whatever format you like

>>96102791
Every time you proxy an investard feels testicular/anus pain. You don't want to hurt investards...do you anon?

>>96102791
nno

>>96099800 (OP)
>TQ
After Avatar? I'd personally want Invincible, but they wont since they just did superheros with Marvel. Cyberpunk, LoL, or Witcher are most likely.

Doubt we'll be getting any anime/east asia IPs aside from maybe some more Miku stuff.

>>96102791
It's mostly a conversation with your playgroup, same as if you added a bunch of much more powerful expensive cards to up your deck powerlevel

>>96103536
Invincible is cringe

>>96102821
dis. every card that expensive should be a game changer at the very least

>>96103056
even the basic lands?

>>96103549
Would you consider token doublers/counter doublers to be game changers?

>>96103056
NNNOOOO THINK ABOUT THE POOR COLLECTORS ON TCGPLAYER

>>96101843
Yeah it's called interaction you fucking midwit

>>96102761
well no, just play with people who also refuse UB

>>96100044
>>96103149
Instead of Myr battlesphere it should have been pest engine but that doesn't work with his abilities

>>96103417
this but unironically

>>96103586
that's odd, all my doublers are 20 at moOH MY GOODNESS

>>96103572
Especially the basic lands

>>96102821
>>96103549
>worse than Doom Foretold, a .20¢ card
>is a game changer because it's worth $700 dollars

>>96103572
My basic lands have art that would cost more than your commander.

>>96103431
I realized i had minimum quality set to NM

>>96103658
Unless you are running gurus, i doubt it

>>96103673
Most commanders are like a buck it'd be pretty easy to get full art basics or older basics worth more than that.
>gurus
Who the FUCK is your commander nigger

>>96103742
Just a regular shitty commander that was 2 bucks 2 weeks ago
It's only really secret lair and event exclusive basics that are worth more now

>>96102777
Ive only really played dimir theft stuff so I wasnt sure how boros would be but flickering him and having a go wide board with extra combats, or just using some of the sorceries to steal everything and untape it, then making tons of treasures just sounded fun, I liked the idea of a more aggro theft deck instead of slow and controlling
He's definitely on my radar for a next commander

>>96103417
>paying $10+ for a piece of cardboard
Nigga you sure as fuck are retarded.

>>96103860
>paying 20 bucks for 2 dollars of fabric
Wow costs are weird when you are reductive!

>>96103894
I’m not paying hundreds of dollars for cardboard that’s made artificially scarce to incentivize brainless consooming.
I shall simply proxy and continue playing with friends.

>>96103926
Good cope after being bested I rate it 8.2/10

>>96103926
Do you not pay for any media or your hobbies?

>>96103957
Sure, when I agree with the price.

>>96103894
To be fair I also buy counterfits of clothes i want that are way out of my price range.

>>96099800 (OP)
TQ: I don't want any. And before anyone whines about "ub hating" I'd point out that you asked the stupid question and you'll get my stupid answer.

Why did she have to be a fucking mana dork

>>96103992
At least she gains flying I guess

>>96101675
As a commander I would say just pump her up with red cards so she can grab big guys. Then combine that with stuff like the treasure draws, faithless looting, and other discard draws red has. Even the cantrips that give her +2 or so will be enough for her to pull stuff like Mogis, and Purphoros back from a discard.
I play her in the 99 for my mardu and keep her low to the ground because you can abuse Selfless and other small white creatures. But in your case just cheat out big guys and focus on attacking with Shakedown heavy, Balduvian atrocity, and similar menace creatures you can get extra bonuses from.

odd that these have not changed yet

>>96104142
They're still woke so why would it change

>>96103894
If I could buy clothes for 50 cents that was identical to the clothes I paid 20 bucks for with the only difference being the brand name on the label in the collar which no one would ever see, yes, I and most other people would buy those 50 cent shirts Retardanon.

The secondary market is a ponzi scheme cooked up by greedy retards to sell their bags to stupid retards.

>>96104203
Because they usually change it to something else, woke or not, early in the month

>>96104227
>>96104142
What cards would represent support for ICE right now?

>>96104242
No idea honestly

>>96104242
Anything that exiles

>>96104242
Citywide bust, imprison in the moon.

>>96104242
Get out
Path to Exile
Maga, traitor to mortals
Skittering Invasion
Patrolling Peacemaker

>>96104242
White cards with brown people on them, fatties in masks

>>96104329
Is this the custom card thread now? Also these cards are completely unreadable

>>96104329
Horse _____

>>96104343
Works just fine on my screen

>>96104225
>if I could do this thing that is 100% possible I would do it but I dont do that thing lol
Anon youve been logically dismantled coming up for hypothetical on why you failed is just sad

>>96104329
>28 cards
>not a single good one
I see the custom cards anon makes and it actually makes me more sympathetic turns out making cards is hard

>>96104329
sorry I don't have enough of an attention span for horses to go over this.
has there really not been a custom card thread all week?

>>96101705
>the non-vampire vampire tribal deck
nice. I'm playing a non-ninja ninja tribal deck myself.

>>96104393
>the Jund 5 Cost 5/1 that fights on entry and gives Double Strike, Hast and Trample to your board
Custom creators are fucking retarded, and it might have spread to you.

>>96104443
>Love yuriko but can't even play her as a shit pure ninja tribal deck with needing to 1v3 as arch enemy
>Umezawa is one of the only other choices and he just does blight steel shit and doesn't use ninjas
Give me a retrained yuriko or make kaito useable as a commander

>>96103894
bold of you to assume I'd get scammed by brand clothes either

>>96103957
piracy is nothing new glowanon

>>96100927
>>Scoop because I'm getting pissed and I need some time to cool off as the game finishes

This is a childrens card game my nigga

>>96104451
Anon a 0 drop with haste that reads tap: deal 40 damage to all your opponents is a bad card

>>96104490
I can't torrent anime figures or card game supplies

>>96104536
I can torrent a shitty model and 3d print a shitty version tho and then I can 3d print a couple working one shot guns to rob a store for sleeves
the only thing I can't pirate is bullets

>>96103957
No I don't spend more than 20 on a piece of cardboard
No I don't spend more than 60 on a videogame (I spend a fat 0 on cash shop cosmetics)
No I don't spend more than 20 on a movie
No I don't spend more than 50 on a book
It's called not being a sucker.

>>96104523
that's yugioh

>>96104630
this but 10 for each

>>96104532
Anon if you knew the intrinsic meaning of your use of "bad" try to infer that I may have thought you meant another. No shit it's bad card design, but they are good cards.

>>96103926
I just find budget alternatives as I am a good deckbuilder and not some staple-grubbing faggot

>>96104536
>this nigga never downloaded a car

>>96104644
>bad design
>but good
Not how it works sorry. Poorly designed cards are bad. That is why most customers cards are shit

>>96104630
Amazing how much "not being a sucker" overlaps with being being a broke ass bitch.

>>96104630
What do you do with your money

Need a few final cuts for my MLD deck. Not sure I'm happy with the interaction package either. Should probably grab a Deflecting Swat too.

>https://moxfield.com/decks/x4qwtcPrbUqHVHaTsznz-Q

>>96104834
Spends it on crypto and vtumors

>>96104834
Save it up?

>>96104802
>spending $50 on a single card because “I’m not poor”
The american brain fails to comprehend not being a consoomer

>>96104834
shit I can't pirate. travel for example

>leave the billion dollar company alone!

What a weird card

>>96104945
Only poor people think 50 dollars on their hobby is a bridge too far.
So yeah, you're poor. Cope won't change that.

Fair if it's just my inexperience talking but this card seems really fucking good for my equipment heavy deck

>>96105010
Why pay some “collector” $50 when I can get the same card for $2?

>>96104802
It's not a flex having the financial management skills of a women

>collects evidence
>no detective
>no hat
huh?

>>96104996
Beautiful flicker target damn I love this card

>>96104996
fiddly, finicky nonsense

>>96104834
Save it, privacy fence and a second house on my property for family to visit isn't cheap. Also started up a vegetable garden this year

>>96104329
I’ll be so glad when this shit is no longer flavor of the month

>>96105102
If I had a nickel for everytime masses of people wanted to fuck horses I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened more than once

>>96105102
it'll be a mainstay of the gacha scene alongside wuthering waves, hoyoverse is on the decline

>>96104902
>>96104937
>>96104951
>>96105093
>heh I never spend on leisure
If you cant do that and still have money for hobbies you are not making very much and are indeed poor.

>>96105010
Not paying a premium to (((middle men))) sorry not sorry

>>96105169
Making a lot of assumptions here and I'm not sure what kind of point you're trying to prove.

>>96105186
>a lot of assumptions
Not a single person mentioned leisure anon.

>>96105169
I want more furniture

>>96105190
Yes, and? I'm eating bananas right now and didn't mention it because it's irrelevant and I didn't feel like talking about it. That doesn't mean I never eat or can't afford bananas.

>>96105169
Post house right Mr monoply

>>96105229
Sure when im home you can see my modest house

>>96105243
Sounds broke bet you drive a shit box too

>>96105186
the point is you're a poorfag that can't afford cardboard that you will forever own while /vmg/ next door spends thousands of dollars on anime women that they will never own

>shitflinging about income
>off topic fotm horse girl discussion

ah /edhg/... home

>>96105267
>have house
>save every month
>invest every month
>travel when I want
>enjoy my leisure activities as well
I do not drive i dont like to pollute

>>96105044
this is why I hate specific flavor ability names
imagine if landfall was something like crop farming

>>96105169
the fuck are you on about. I didn't say business trips

>>96105169
I'm sending le message doe.

>>96105321
Ok brokie

>>96105322
It triggers my autism that they use keywords but still need to explain them on every card. Landfall is the biggest perpetrator of this.

>>96105169
Yes, most players have very limited income. Welcome to the real world.

>>96104385
It's sad watching pseuds flounder. Proxying is fine you have 0 arguments against it

Reminder that nobody actually proxies and it's all LARP unless they play with them at the Superbowl in front of at-least 2 galactically-recognized alien species incapable of lying with a minimum of 500 witnesses including the halftime performers.

What do we think about Fire Covenant? I really like the card but I think my playgroup is just too slow, the card shines when it's killing a bunch of smaller things and I can't afford to pay 10+ life into it.

>>96105358
I think it would be fine if the rules text was easier to skim through. say by having the
landfall - "shit that everyone knows on a separate line "
and then the unique trigger on another like this
but what really activated my autism was the dnd set unique attack names that added NOTHING but bloat. it's like explaining the joke instead of letting people figure out what the ability is trying to emulate.
anyway I feel the incinerator is an underrated card. it's no balefire dragon but hey it scales and is cheaper with trample and all

>>96105169
Bragging about being shit with your money because you make more than minimum wage is like bragging about how you get a blowjob everyday because you're flexible enough to suck your own dick.

>>96105429
>stop flaunting your money at my face
haha poorfag detected

>>96105153
Well I’ve never heard of those. I’m glad I’m not in the “gacha scene” I just need to wait til the normies forget about it

>have like 6 "staxxy" cards in my deck
>aka "prevent people from turning on the value faucet on turn 3" cards like Blind Obedience and Stony Silence
>play with new people
>somehow manage to draw most of them
>WOW IS THAT A STAX DECK???
Fug why does this keep happening to me? :DDD

>>96105414
I'd rather play blasphemous act or one of the myriad "do 1-3 damage to each creature" cards. Killer in my Judith deck though, I've gotten 500+ health off it before.

>>96105429
>$50 defines being shit with money or not
You are not beating the poorfag allegations

>>96105467
i can never take proxyfags seriously when they complain that card prices are too high while others happily gamble for pixels that will eventually go EOS

>>96105475
Stax is based. As long as you don't fuck with untapping, most people are over the hate nowadays

>>96105481
>>96105447

>>96105380
The argument is that proxying signals that you're poor and therefore get the sideye
proxyfags will never get the validation they crave

>>96105447
>>96105481
Post a single valuable asset that isn't a magic card. You won't.

>>96105488
Both are just as retarded

I always am reminded of someone when these discussions come up, I wish I screen capped it, some guy who got assmad about some change the chinese counterfeit makers did when he was spending 200 dollars a month of counterfeits.

>>96105543
One is richer though so checkmate poorfag haha

>>96105535
>You're poor!
is an effeminate non-argument. You sound like a seething woman whose only come back is "You're an incel! Have sex!"
>proxyfags will never get the validation they crave
Sorry scratch that - you don't SOUND like a seething woman, you fucking are one lmao where is this fucking retardation coming from now. "Proxy users are looking for validation?" Fucking what lmao the only people in this hobby who look for validation are the paypigs who think anyone cares they blew $300 dollars on a piece of cardboard.

>>96105541
>post your actual assets in an anonymous board why dont you?
Unsurprising that a poor person doesnt understand lol

>>96105579
You're seething so much it absolutely has to be true.

>>96105579
This it's all womenly shaming tactics. No truly wealthy person is concerned with appearing weathy

I’m not spending $600 for the waifu rabbit. Simple as.
I shall instead proxy it.

>>96105599
>no u!
>>96105602
Correct.

>>96105541
I have 200oz of silver buried in my yard does that count?

>>96105602
>No truly wealthy person is concerned with appearing weathy
Jeff Bezos just spent like $50 million on a wedding. You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

>>96105630
Post pic and gps coords or you're lying

>>96105632
Literal pennies to him. Dude has a networth of $200+ billion.

>>96105579
>>96105602
>>96105622
>why did my girlfriend hate me for giving her a fake louis vuitton bag? It works and looks just like the real thing!!
>fuck she hated my ai art of her too!!
>what do you mean authenticity has value of its own?!
The cluelessness is laughable.
Stay poor you fags lol

>>96105632
Bezos is married to a bogdanoff

>>96105380
Im pro proxying though. People should just stop pretending they arent poor.

>>96105429
>more than minimum wage
Ya if you make minimum wage as a grown man you should be shamed im sorry no one told you that

>>96105649
And yet you have anons here sperging over $50 cardboard kek

>>96105541
My wall of shitty modern art could probably buy your entire house anon

>>96105651
>overpriced bullshit is actually really cool guys
Holy shit lmao
If your girl wants a natural diamond and turns her nose up at an identical, lab grown diamond, you should leave her dumb ass.

>>96105651
I don't date useless materialistic whores

>>96105602
>I a minimum wage worker know what wealthy people do
Most wealthy people absolutely appear wealthy lol
>ERM BUT BEZOS AND MUSK AND BILL GATES WEAR TSHIRTS AND JEANS AND DRIVE OLD CARS
And they also have private jets and drivers lmao

>>96105654
Proxying has nothing to do with wealth. A lot of players (rightly) recognize Magic cards are pieces of cardboard with ink on them and they aren't worth $1 a piece let alone $10 or $100. Calling other people poor because you're a retard isn't an argument. And it's doubly retarded doing so on an anonymous image board. Stop being retarded.

>>96105598
>>96105671
>No proofs
Shut up brokie

if you have the money then fix the proxying "problem". you can't? guess you are poor afterall

I leave for a day and this shit flinging continues. Thank you for carrying out my argument for me by proxy.

>>96105651
You would absolutely get married to and hosed by >>96105652 if you had any wealth lmao you're screaming big 'poor brownoid' energy right now my man.

>>96105695
>not being able to afford cheap game pieces means im rich actually!
Show me a single wealthy person's proxied magic collection anon

>>96105695
And yet anime women are nothing but pixels fated to go EOS and yet gacha is stonger than ever
/vmg/ exists and you should visit it to get a better understanding of just how poor you really are lol

>>96105695
No! You don't understand! Cards are actually investments!

Went over to go see how my friend's pod was doing on startup. And pregame someone took out a fucking RULE ZERO NOTE CARD and read down the list
>"how do we feel about concessions? personally, I'd like to rule that it's sorcery speed"
>"how do we feel about touching cards? should we just read our cards aloud instead of letting people pick them up?"
>"are you guys okay with proxies? all my decks have proxies in them"
>then he of course goes into the power level discussion and tries to ask everyone what their decks do before the game starts
I left my friend to it with a conciliatory shoulder-pat, but god it's so funny seeing Redditors

Okay, I’m poor. Am I allowed to proxy now?

>>96105708
>you're brown!
Imagine being so butthurt that he's poor that his only retort is that a third worlder is somehow able to buy real cards while he cant
The absolute state kek

>>96105731
you have to post your third world passport, otherwise no

>>96105632
>But look at this guy that's also retarded with his monies
Is this the part where you're start """""pretetending""""" to be retarded?

>>96105044
Very obviously a Boros-aligned dragon sent to destroy those who have committed some crime.

>>96105719
The fuck does this have to do with anything you literal sperg you're the only one talking about this
>>96105713
Wealthy people don't play MtG larpfag. People like Post Malone just say they do as an image booster.

>>96105731
Yes. Just stop trending there's any other reason why you're doing it.

>>96105677
>>96105679
Forget diamonds, you guys cant even afford to pay a wedding lol

>>96105726
I unironically see nothing wrong with this. If you’re playing a casual game and relying on a surprise 2 card combo you didn’t really win.

>>96105689
I'll let you in on a little secret, those mucho rich fags don't ever pay for shit either retard

>>96105745
Plenty of wealthy people play mtg what an odd thing to say. You're so poor you literally cannot conceive of wealth existing in your sphere lmao

>>96105541
Unfortunately my investment portfolio is with the hedgefund and even I don't know the extent of it right now. I know it makes me triple figs passive though.
If you ask politely anon I'll loan you $50 for whatever it was that was so important to you

Should I buy pic related? Seems like a cool deck

>>96105750
Married with kids brokie try again

>>96105756
Yes they do? You have no idea how finance works.

>>96105745
>cant counter my argument
Yeah imagine being so poor you cant buy authentic cardboard you'll forever own while people gamble for anime women they'll never own
Protip next time use better arguments than "cardboard is too expensive" lmao

>>96105754
Sitting down to play commander should not involve more communication and safe words than me and my girlfriend about to engage in bondage in the bedroom.

>>96105760
>No proofs
Shut up brokie

>>96105759
Post Malone literally payed 2 million for a single card.
He doesn't appear wealthy either. If you saw him on the street without knowing who he was, you would just assume he was a burger flipper wasting all his money on "bling" and tattoos.

>>96105768
>muh brokie
Im not the one proudly saying he proxies btw lol

>>96105772
It's ok lil bro you'll understand how the world works when you get older

>>96105789
>Still no proofs
Look, just say you're a broke boi

>>96105779
>hey, my deck does X
>oh cool, my deck does Y
ez

>>96105799
>he's still going
Absolutely mindbroken
Being shamed as a poorfag works despite all your derision of it being "womanly" and all you can do is copy it hahahaha

>>96105824
I don't want you to tell me what your deck does. I can see your commander, and if I can't intuit what it does based off that? Cool. I'll see what's interesting about it in the game and be surprised.

>>96105826
>accuses others of still going when he's spent the last hour spamming BROKIE in an edh thread because he can't stop seething at proxychads

>>96105836
Dont waste your breath anon
these people have never played a 60 card format in their lives

>>96105826
>Still not a shred of evidence
This is getting embarrassing for you it's like getting a politician to answer a yes or no question all I'm asking is to back up your claims brokie

>>96105848
I started with standard thoughever.
I just know how to talk to people like a normal human being.

>>96105787
Post Malone does not leave the house without at least 100 thousand dollars worth of chrome hearts accessories. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about
>>96105790
You're welcome to explain but you're just wrong.

>>96105851
If you notice i completely believe you when you say you're married w/ kids and i dont ssk for proof
Now whether or not you believe me when i say i have assets is up to you, as a richer person than you i can care less lmao

>>96105848
Standard has been garbage since 2019
Pioneer was never a thing
Modern horizons block constructed is a joke
Legacy is dead
Pauper and edh are the only formats worth bothering with

>>96105843
Why would i seethe at proxyfags? I cant stop whatever it is they do in their basement
They are poor though, and that's all thay really matters kek

>>96105893
Sorry I'm not retarded like you and just believe someone when they make bullshit claims brokie

Any opinions on this wizard tribal deck? It tries to create black mage tokens and duplicate effects

https://archidekt.com/decks/14281611/magitos

>>96105895
>things that only matter for a newfag who didnt play when 60-card was good
nice outing yourself dude

What is this AIshit?

>>96105902
Then you're not actually married and thus forever alone like the stereotypical mtg autist, simple as

>>96105893
You care enough to post about it on this native American smoke signal clearing for beatle collecting enthusiasts for hours you faggot if you don't care then shut your cock hole

>>96105906
Daring today, aren't we?

>>96105921
Your turn brokie

>>96105930
>you care enough to post about it when you're sitting in your office being paid to post on company time
Pretty low bar and if thats all you got it aint that good

>>96105908
Been playing since portal 2 try again

>>96105950
Proofs brokie?

>>96105943
>not a gold ring
Nice toy you have on your finger lol
Even more proof proxyfags cant be taken seriously, they'll take anything and assign it the same value as the original lmao

>>96105962
No im good anon you are welcome to keep seething as you have been for the past 3 hours lol. It's okay to be poor, its embarrassing to be ashamed of who you are though

>>96105943
NTA but you're not beating the autism allegations for actually taking a picture.
Cute dog at least

>>96105943
>filename is 'screenshot'
??
how did you even manage this?

also why do you have a dogskin rug

>>96105943
>screenshot
Who are you larping as anon lmao is this a family member?

>>96105968
Id rather be autistic than a liar

>>96106003
trans people are autistic and they lie to themselves all the time

>>96105906
What do you mean it tries to create black mage tokens? There's only one card in the deck that does that

>>96105940
I don't need your snark, add some criticism or don't reply

>>96105985
>>96105974
>take picture
>screenshot picture
not giving you my metadata

>>96106029
Okay larper lol im telling your brother

>>96106015
The deck has many ways to tutor Kuja, he is kinda the hidden commander of the deck. There are also ways to create more of them, like Mysidian elder which can be multi-triggered, or circle of power, both can be tutored as well

>>96106015
you sure know a lot about trannies

>ruins your play experience

>>96106047
The card or the art? Because it's maddening when people use these sloppy alt-arts. Some newer players don't even refer to the cards by the right name.

Someone announced he cast "Crack the Vault" and only after looking at it did I realize he meant fucking Grim Tutor.

>>96106036
cope

>>96105966
>muh gold rang
ok women

>>96106047
We bullied our friend into dumping this shit at our table. He had it in a token deck and would take 30 minute turns just putting counters on all his shit. We'd all just tune out and fuck off until he said he was done before coming back to wipe him.

>>96106029
4chan strips metadata
paste it into a new image in something like paint
use a metadata remover website or something

>>96105967
>IM NOT MAD YOUR MADD
it takes two people to argue retard you cant prove youre not a broke loser so just admit it or shut the fuck up fag
>im not mad im chillin at muh office and defo not at my moms house
there got your next response out for you

>>96106019
The deck builds itself and you have 37 lands. There's nothing more that can be said.

>>96106073
Happy?

>>96106088
Anon I made two posts in this entire thing>>96105169
This one, and that one after my dogs walk was done. You have seethed all thread crying brokie every chance you get like a resentment fueled last man

>>96106108
don't ever let him go anon

>>96106108
>look i rotated the image and renamed it fooled yet!?
Nope.

>>96106126
no shit im mad im im not tolerating these numbnuts constantly trying to brag about shit they dont have every goddamn thread i want the 1%ers that infest this this thread to nut up or shut up its so tiring seeing the same circular arguing every single fucking thread

>some of you are fortunate enough to already feel the rush. If you’ve seen a shipping confirmation in your inbox earlier than expected, don’t worry.
>some Sonic orders are starting their adventure from our warehouse as early as July 17th—just a couple days after launch.
>And if yours takes a bit longer, don’t sweat it! Your order will still ship by the original shipping date of August 8th.
ah, so they're sending them to the scalpers early so they can cash out on the higher preorder prices. I see.

>>96106148
Cope seethe dilate

>>96106200
Cute dog

>>96106071
I really don't know how it takes people so long to do it tbqh, doesn't tale me more than 2 minutes to put all of my counters on stuff

>>96105910
>4 fingers
>panel at floor level where it makes no sense
>porthole on the right has a random plate where the window is supposed to be
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>96106029
neeewfaaaag

>>96106202
hes not handling the heat very well

>>96101388
I went out and got them. My FF cards were there!

>>96105762
Probably. Jund is cool and the commander seems like he'd work decently on his own or as part of some other Jund deck.

>>96106336
Grow the fuck up

>>96105762
>>96106346
one of my friends is going to get it. how do I punish their specific gameplan in the most evil way possible. in bracket 2 of course

>>96106384
Why would you want to do that? Your friend just got a new deck and you're going out of your way to make sure it doesn't work. Why?

>>96101398
Little tricky card.

>>96106384
Stop being a faggot. Trying to counter one particular deck is just asking to be blown out by everyone else. And you'll likely end up with him or someone else trying to do the same to you too.

>>96106384
>graveyard deck
Rest In Peace

>>96106384
You're going to want to pick up a RL copy of Rape Target Friend's Gay Ass.

>>96106407
>>96106467
why not? it'll be funny
you clearly have some tech worth hiding. not looking for anything too obvious of course but rather something low opportunity cost that "just so happens" to hose them
maybe yasharn and rest in peace

>>96106336
Nice, what you get?

>>96106200
Nice meteorite ring, reddit cuck. Now the bull will know you heckin love soicence at a glance

Is this OK in commander? I had decent success with it in a mill deck in standard back in the day, and it feels like with board wipes being such a threat i could get some mileage out of it but I ain't sure if another passive life gain would be smarter

>>96106658
Seems great in the lobster chef

>>96106658
There are games where this will suck ass and games where it will gain you 30+ life.

>>96106658
I should put that in Wise Mothman.

>>96105742
>sends out brute to enforce law
>break some jaws, tear some livers
>then proceed to "collect evidence"
>WotC is funded and based in the americas

checks out

>>96105358
Landfall isn't a keyword, though.

>>96106913
What is it then

>player complains about getting milled
>proceeds to play a card to mill someone for half their library so they can cast Rise of the Dark Realms the following turn
If you think mills is gay, don't run mill you fucking hypocrites.

>>96106915
it's just an ability word denoting a specific trigger or condition that can have varying effects (i.e. Morbid or Coven). Keyword abilities shorthand the entire ability.

>>96106915
it's called a "pseudokeyword." like imprint, it doesn't mean anything by itself, it just shares a theme with everything else with the keyword. honestly, landfall means the most of all pseudokeywords since they nearly all have 'when a land enters under your control.'

>>96106938
if he said milling is gay and then did it I think he was trying to tell you something, anon

>not the above anon
>but married, have fancy cardboard, converted front room and dining into office / magic / tabletop room
>wife gets spare bedroom for craft room
It's not hard. She's even a stay at home mom. Just live in a lcol area

>>96106915
It's an ability word, which is what they use when they're just marking card abilities that share similar functions. There are a variety of reasons that they don't keyword it, including
>it functions one way on permanents and a different way on spells
>the mechanics are simple enough that they don't need to be defined in the rules, typically because it's just a trigger or conditional
>because of the need to remind players what the word means, keywording it would actually make the card wordier, rather than shorter
>slight variances can be allowed for when structured as an ability word in a way that wouldn't work with a keyword
>if you did keyword the trigger or conditional, there'd be an argument that you'd need to errata anything else that checked the same trigger or conditional to also use the keyword

>>96106992
What’s a lcol area?
Is this some word I’m too poor to understand?

>>96106992
I do live in my local area though

>>96107033
Low cost of living

>Have to leave the pod at a certain time, taking my last turn before I have to scoop.
>"I have a board wipe, should I play it and dip"
>Be told, yes, it will be funny.
>Send it
>Another player plays Tpro to save his board, scoop at instant speed in response remove the board wipe from the stack burning his Tpro
How bad manners was this?

>>96107175
If the player with the tpro wanted you to cast it, fuck him. He was trying to use your leaving as a means of sharking the game.

>>96107199
He was one of the two who said to do it.

>>96107175
>>96107209
haha that's fucking badass and I commend it. Fuck TPro players that card is bullshit

>>96103144
>>96103149
>>96103221
>The reckless drifter all about freedom is white because... HE JUST IS OKAY!
>The artificer that also enslaves creatures isn't white because... HE JUST ISN'T OKAY!
You three are retarded

>>96107239
>Enslaving things is white
This is news to me

>>96107239
The hedgehog who saves small animals and tries to achieve peace is white, who would have guessed.
I said nothing about eggman so im not commenting on that bit

>>96106579
>It'll be funny
Engineering "tech" to counter a precon isn't funny. It's frankly a bit sad.

>>96106652
You sure know a lot about preddit faggot how bout you go back

list of things in commander that are gay and retarded:
>solitaire and durdleshit decks
>hundred dollar precons
list of things in commanders that are cool and based:
>it's fun with friends
>brewing decks helps to forget

>>96107298
true, that mostly a Jewish, Muslim and black thing

>goldfishing new deck
>only seeing the same 20 or so cards despite shuffling and ramp
someone teach me how to shuffle please, I even think I'm cutting in random ways but it doesn't seem to be working

What are some rules you have for your pod?
>don't kill an opponent until they have cast their commander at least once
>don't do any land destruction until mid-late game

Win or lose, if people get to play the game and nobody goes infinite for a bit it's a good time.

>>96107298
>This is news to me
Oppression is depicted as a white/black concept. We've seen it in at least Ravnica and Kaladesh.
>>96107308
>Saves small animals
Green.
>And tries to achieve peace
Tries to achieve freedom*. Go play Black Knight or watch a playthrough.

>>96107371
Don’t steal commanders.
That’s about it.

>>96107371
rofl that's gay as fuck

>>96107364
I have no idea. I can shuffle real cards like a pro, but sleeved magic cards I have to side pile shuffle.
>have Azusa deck
>50/99 are land cards
>shuffle well
>draw 7
>one land
Happens so often.

>>96107298
Whites thing is it wants good and if you dont it will force you to want good. White is a very authoritative color.

>>96107394
>white thinks it knows what’s best for the world
hmmm

>>96107371
>What are some rules you have for your pod?
Like stated, we don't build commanders already built. We also allow proxies to save money, but restrict how many $5+ cards we include to prevent decks from becoming a pissing contest/arms race

>>96107383
Why?

>White is good!
>The second most popular villain in the history of magic, second only to Yawg is white.

>>96107413
Hmm. We only allow proxies if you already own the card, and it's expensive and you don't want to keep taking it out of one deck to another.
We also allow them if you're just testing out a card you don't have to see if you want to buy it.

>>96107405
Where was that said anon?

>>96107430
White= good for IP licensors looking to do Universes Beyond. Hope you're looking forward to them never printing a "good guy" with black ever again

>>96107394
This anon gets it.

>>96107421
>play a cheap voltron commander
>game plan is to kill someone
>hit the player with the powerhouse 8 mana commander
>go to kill them
>erm, what the fuck anon? he hasn't played his commander
>sorry go ahead
>casts his commander
>wins

>>96107364
that same shit kept happening to me on moxfield play testing, until I made a deck with 7 tutors and be done with it
irl shuffling is way more random for me. I don't shuffle half-half, but always do 1/3 into 2/3 a few times, then overhead shuffle, repeat (several times if it's not my turn), cut.

>>96107374
>Black knight
Kek
This is classic sonic

>>96107472
>Green eyes
>Classic

>>96107371
We don't allow theft
We have our own tier system to encourage close games

>>96107394
None of that describes Robotnik

>>96107451
Okay.

You people are insane. No wonder you get upset about playing at local game stores, YOU DON'T LIKE PLAYING MAGIC LMAO

>>96107497
>>>96107374
Please tell me you're not the same retard that made >>96107472

>>96107509
I prefer playing with friends.

>>96107381
>>96107483
ROMAOO that's funny
>>96107371
too abusable
>>96107413
same here but about 10 bucks

>>96107509
this. it's like trying to gatekeep certain archetypes that are still being printed to this day
wait, that kinda sounds like..

>>96107506
Non-pedophiles don't know who the fuck this is, anon

>>96107603
She's 21 you dumb zoomer

>>96107603
Doesn't change the fact she's a hero in black from UB.

>>96107511
Robotnik is not white and he's not esper. Robotnik is incredibly driven by emotion and ambition. He's red black. His third color is blue because of his insane intelligence

>>96107603
Im sure Square knows who it is fucking retard

>>96107666
do you think anon is thinking of "esper" in terms of the actual alara shard, where the people replaced their bodies with metal, instead of just the color combo

>>96107702
.... No

>>96105910
>attack
>make guys
>activate before damage
This card is a fucking banger in myrel

>>96107753
>Sorcery
Well never FUCKING mind then

>>96107753
as much as I would like to do this in my own myrel deck

>activate as a sorcery

>>96107374
>Green.
And white.

>>96107792
No, when it's to preserve nature, it's green.

>sonic
red
>Robuttnik
Grixis
>Tails
Blue
>Knuks
Green
>Amy
Red
>Shadow
Rakdos
>Rouge
Black

>>96105910
>Activate only as a sorcery
One of the worst things they've done with Magic. Preventing combat tricks is objectively stupid as fuck

>>96107824
I don't mind

>>96107666
>Robotnik is incredibly driven by emotion and ambition
They're hybridizing the game portrayals with the comics. I can see him being Mardu, but acting like he's still being portrayed as an emotionally unstable wreck is just stupid. When he's been given a moment to think, he's dangerously calculated. The dude has enslaved entire planets before the heroes have even acted.
>But muh intelligence
That's counterintuitive to what he does. Eggman's plans often go to shit because he half-researches the outside forces he wants to exploit, so he tries to weild them without fully understanding them. He's a genius, but he doesn't value intelligence for the sake of it, just valuing what he can use to achieve his plans.

>>96107802
And white, it always has been what are you on about

>>96107876
grixis will always be the bad guy colors and wotc will fit any villain there as long as it makes some sense barring other concerns like draft like in FF

>>96107930
>No, I won't back up my argument! You're wrong because I say so!
Good talk

>>96107950
Clan Umezawa and the Mardu would like a word

>EDH is officialy anime
what now?
also perfect pic for next thread

>>96107970
the mardu were directly antagonistic towards sarkhan, who wasn't really a "good guy" in khans block; but he was absolutely the protagonist, being the face we knew and having just broken free from ugin.
in dragonstorm nobody had a narrative anything besides narset showing up and going "surprise vol, I fixed everything while you weren't looking."

>>96107876
>acting like he's still being portrayed as an emotionally unstable wreck is just stupid
Nobody is acting like this but I think that denying his impulsivity is a mistake. I could see him being mardu, but to take away either his black or red nature seems like a mistake to me

>this thread
UB is a cancer

>>96107951
>im right because i say so
Anon neither of us have an argument here other than feels for the colour
dont pretend you are any better than me

>>96108144
>dont pretend you are any better than me
Still waiting for a response to >>96107374 other than "nuh uh" and you thinking the card is supposed to be classic Sonic you dumbass.

>>96104242
>exiles dirty third worlders
>needs to exile a minimum amount to be able to act (because dirty third worlders cripple a society)
>exiling dirty third worlders increases your IQ (draw) and hurts the parasitic leftoid parts of your society (-1 life)

>>96108165
You are waiting on a different anon then, i don't know what to tell you
I have no skin in the game of sonic and couldnt care less

>>96108165
You've gotten plenty of responses from people who disagree with you

>>96108141
Nah, its the off-topic whiners about it that are the actual cancer.

I want to run nethroi and a bunch of mutate creatures but all the interactions hurt my head

>>96108192
>literal "SONIC'S ARMS AREN'T BLUE" argument happening
>actually you're the problem if you don't like that

>>96108177
>I don't care I really don't but I'm going to reply anyway
Uh huh...
>>96108183
I only got two replies, "this is classic sonic" retard and "this is white because... uhm... shut up."

>>96108203
This is magic now, wether you like it or not

>>96108203
Yes, cancer-kun

>>96108211
I don't like it, and you're going to keep hearing about it, whether you like it or not

>>96108209
You're not the authority on sonic lmao

>>96108141
and I am the barber's blade

>>96108209
>I don't care I really don't but I'm going to reply anyway
Yeah, pretty much
What the hell else am I gonna do but argue on the internet on my second screen while i race horses
If you think any of this is serious, you are deluded

>>96108203

>>96108234
If you didn't care you wouldn't type a full paragraph.

>>96108252
Anon you do not know the depths i will go to to get people mad on the internet for a laugh
Typing is quick and easy

>>96108238
>I deliberately entered a thread to talk about Magic the Gathering
>but people are arguing about the moral intricacies of Sonic the fucking Hedgehog instead
you will never be rid of me, just as you will never be rid of the gnawing certainty that your love of Universes Beyond is killing the game

>>96108224
Neither are you faggot

>>96108265
Never claimed to be

Opponent tried to cut my deck on friday but I had to yell at him to stop so he didn't ruin my mana weave

I just wanna weave man, leave me alone...

>>96108263
We're talking about whether the mehanics of a card align with the flavor.
This isn't a Reddit thread faggot. Nobody is stopping you from having another conversation.

96108261
>I'm just pretending to be retarded!
No (you) for you.

>>96108165
>>96108209
Holy shit you autistic retard
It's classic sonic because of the mechanic of dropping the treasures.

Classic sonic is absolutely white, he saves the animals and restores order

>>96108287
I'm not pretending at all, and you not giving me one only means you got mad at me and gives me further endorphins so thanks lmao
I usually unmark my own posts anyway so its not like im not used to not seeing (((you)))s

>>96108287
No, you're talking specifically about color identity, and how it relates to their characters as portrayed in other media, not mechanics.

>>96108292
>It's classic sonic because of the mechanic of dropping the treasures
Please, go play Adventure and then come back here you retard.

>>96108306
No

oooosonicoooosoniciloveamy!!!!iloveamypussy!!!hedgehogpussy!!oooooooooooooooosoooooooooonic

>BUT IN THIS ONE GAMMMMEEEEEEE
shut uppp!!!!!!

>>96108141
Nah, the anti(insert)faggots have been really REALLY dragging this general down lately.

>>96108141
Just go outside

Really love this art and It sucks that it wont fit onto a mat without cutting out either the tiger or the woman

>>96108377
You are my favorite schizo

>>96108385
I do not understand

>>96108391
You post about this art a lot and I just want you to know that I appreciate you

>>96108304
Color identity is a mechanic you pedantic midwit.

96108298
>I'm still pretending to be retarded!

>>96108314
Then let me give you the rundown.
They kept ring-dropping into the modern era. They phased it out when the boost formula became a thing. It's in a lot of modern titles without it, including Frontiers.

>>96108406
>They phased it out
Classic Sonic confirmed

>>96108377
Would it need to be cut? It's about the right width for a mat isn't it?

>>96108406
You are only making me stronger by doing this
I'm 5 anons deep

>>96108425
Too tall though

>>96108416
>including Frontiers.
Are you retarded or trolling? Frontiers is the second-latest main series entry.

Do you guys have cards which don't quite make the power level cut which you play anyways?
>Kills dorks and tokens
>End of turn sink
>Taps my Winter Orb

>>96107692
Shame this isn't a wurm. That'd be fun for my wurm deck. It already has most of the looks of one.

>>96108401
He's not me, there is more than one flapper enjoyer.

>>96108458
You are my favorite schizo

>>96108445
So is green the only color getting to make lander tokens for it's own use?

>>96108458
Now this is mat material.

>>96108458
Based flapper enjoyer who might be me but might not be

>>96108468
Blue gets a few, I think, as part of it being simic that gets the ramp stuff as usual.

>>96108517
Figured as much. I know white got one but it's like Get Lost where you make your opponent one.

>>96108406
Color identity has very little relation to actual mechanics in modern Magic, especially for UB cards.

>>96107381
I'd sit at your table

>>96107451
Anon we literally just got Vincent Valentine

>>96108589
Color identity is one of the format's deckbuilding restrictions you tard.

>>96108756
But that's not what you're talking about, is it? You're saying Sonic is white because he's a nice guy or some retarded shit.

>mfw the guy playing Gideon Champion of fucking Justice actually got the 15 loyalty to kill the whole game because the retarded aggro guy kept going after my dick instead of deflating the giant 23 strength Gideon summoning a spirit bomb
STOP HIM PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO GET MEMED ON YOU FUCKING GOBLIN HUMPER

>>96108778
Are you saying sonic isn't a nice guy?

>>96108778
Scrolling up is free, you know.

>>96108867
I'm not going to waste time or braincells reading autistic ramblings about Sonic

>>96108827
I always fully gunning for any planeswalker anyone plays. If I can get through to it, I'm punching it in the dick.
For this very reason, they all do something fucking gay if you let them power up.

>>96108827
>please threat assess properly
No. If someone targets me once, I will go after them with both barrels. I don't care if someone else wins, so long as they lose.

>>96108906
>I don't care to follow the conversation, but I'm going to comment anyway!
Woman moment

>>96108921
Are you my fucking friends?
>You attacked me once for 2 to make a treasure when you missed a land drop?! UNFORGIVABLE I'M GOING AFTER YOU HARD FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!

>>96108940
>>96108940
>>96108940

>>96107451
>good guy
>with black
you mean how we just got Esper Urza? and in UB we got Vincent, Vanille, and Fang?

>>96107451
Aang has black in his identity, anon

Thoughts on Viconia + Hermit cycling?