>>96150691
>run 38 lands and started with 2 in hand last Friday and didn't draw any of my other lands, or my fetch/ramp or my sol ring or my tutors
>scooped turn 5
>mfw check deck after scoop and would have gotten my first land on turn fucking 9

>mfw the guy playing Gideon Champion of fucking Justice actually got the 15 loyalty to kill the whole game because the retarded aggro guy kept going after my dick instead of deflating the giant 23 strength Gideon summoning a spirit bomb
STOP HIM PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO GET MEMED ON YOU FUCKING GOBLIN HUMPER

>mfw forgot Knight wasn't even on the fucking card for this one
No Gable is a downer too