How's my second favorite country doing this fine morning?

>I don't want to work hard
Actual low test. Imagine not knowing the high of a hard days work and cracking a cold one with the boys after hours. I bet fatty hasn't lifted anything heavier than a stack of papers.

>7:45: Wake up
>7:45-7:55: Roll of out bed, piss, get some water, walk over to my desk
>7:55: Log in to teams 5 minutes before work starts
>7:55-9:30: Do some 4chud browsing, check my phone and emails. Intermittently do some work when I remember to do so.
>9:30-11:00: Take a well earned break and relax on the couch.
>11:15-:11:30: 15 minute meeting, boss praises my contributions
>11:15-12:00: Jerk off once or twice.
>12:00-1:00: Lunch break. Go for a 30 minute walk, then relax on the couch
>1:00-5:00: Watch youtube, play video games, etc. while sitting at my desk. Occasionally do short bursts of work. Jerk off at least 2 more times.
>5:00-11:00: Hobbies, dinner, going out with friends, working on projects
RemoteGODS win again

Ram is the best Beatles solo album.