*sips*
>Oh my God..... this coffee
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Superman i've.... i've never tasted something so.........
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* ugly *GULP* dog *GULP* in *GULP* a *GULP* cape *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

>>213882774
Movie sucked- it’s not about Superman, it’s the writing, very bad

Yes, I get what they were going for, yes I understand the message is to be a kind person- the film still sucked

Not a big deal, it made millions, there will be multiple sequels, doesn’t mean I have to it- why are you so focused on those who don’t like it rather than discussing the film with those who do? Is it cause you know deep down, that it sucks? The facade will end soon.

Good meme material though

>>149958949
This was pile of dog crap, everything BAD about Superman condensed into 2 hours and 7 minutes of garbage: Superman is hyper feminine, clueless, a pushover, gullible, average looking- there’s nothing “Super” about him, in fact I’d call him Whimperman because that’s what this film was: a whimper- Clark Kent is even worse, but I don’t know if you can even call Clark Kent a character in 2025, he’s so far removed from what made him click in the 40s that’s almost like watching a soulless hulk drag itself around until Superman shows up again, who is Clark Kent and why should we care? This isn’t answered! Why does he write articles? Why does he like Lois Lane? Why does he embrace his Kryptonian roots? James Gunn says IDGAF about any of that.

Lex Luthor is the worst depiction of Lex Luthor possibly every concocted, hes not smart, he’s not cunning, he’s not brilliant- he’s just a whiny incel who hates Superman for no reason, legit we are never given a valid reason why this Lex would hate Superman- he just exists too, because James Gunn is a bad writer and just needed a villain, this was just an evil bald nigga really he didn’t need to be named Lex Luthor he could have been any random CEO, I’d sooner believe this was Lex’s bitter vengeful son before I believe it was the self made big wig himself.

Mr. Terrific got more cool moments than Superman, the Boravia conflict was completely hamfisted and a sheltered white person’s view of how global political affairs work- hey James when’s Superman gonna attack the US military for invading Iraq you pretentious f*ck? Watching a little brown kid pray to a vape of Superman as if he’s looking for a white saviour was just nauseating, once again an example of how Superman has been destroyed and far removed from the actually compelling character he was in the 40s in the name of idol worship.

Word count reached- Superman sucked and always will suck: 0/10, stop astroturfing this garbage

>>213793659
This film was a shitshow- pure narcissistic slop written for other narcissists who just want to spam memes instead of digest a story with actual life lessons, James Gunn fictional idea of what a selfless man looks like.

Superman is whiny, aloof, clueless, indecisive, desperate for validation, has no control over his dog or woman and genuinely sucks at fighting despite being 3 years into the game, what’s “Super” about him?

Why does Lex even hate this version of Superman when there’s nothing about spectacular? That’s not explained because James Gunn believes origin stories are pointless, a narcistic thing to believe, getting to know people is pointless, got it.

People keep saying this a proper way to write Superman but I don’t believe that, Superman should be calm and authoritative, someone you could buy having meetings with the president, not some dork who crumbles at the slightest bit of pressure and argues with his girlfriend, terrible film and portrayal of the character