Thread 213793659

I cannot believe this turd of a movie really got chosen for this year's big grift campaign.
>WHOLESOME... IS THE NEW PUNK
>THIS IS HOW WE DEFEAT [country we don't like]
>THE DIRECTOR? SO HECKIN BRAVE FOR DOING THIS

It's all so tiresome and predictable. Not only the actual plot but also all the vapid virtue signaling that the usual suspects picked up on and tried to parade as a great victory for their side. It even shows how creatively bankrupt Hollywood is with the usual tropes. The only two prominent black actors is some nigga who sits in front of an imaginary computer all the time except that one time he listens to rap music... and Bunk who turned da news chief into a cuck apparently? That's what the actor says. The girlboss villain, whom I never heard about? Ugly as fuck, none of the cosplay attention whores will care about her by next year. The plot device to make the invincible māšīaḥ? Some retarded golem made from his semen which the big baldo jealous cuck scooped up from the toilet or something. And as usual, not even a single bit of tension throughout the whole movie, but hey that comes with the territory. Oh right and some fuck ugly green baby to cash in on baby Yoda five years late.

I would like to say that none of the fans who spent weeks praising it on /tv/ will remember it next year, but I doubt there's any actual organic pro Superman positivity here and it was all just paid shills. Same as last year with Longlegs, but more cringe because this was a wider audience capeshit slop.

And before some of the shills accuse me of beinga fan of [another capeslop movies], there are no good comic book movies except the second Spiderman and TDK.

>>213793659 (OP)
>12 threads

the trailer was cool, but have no desire to see this even though i could watch it for free

For me it's the bizarre
>"anyone who doesn't like this movie is in a cult "

>>213793707
I only saw 2 threads when I made my thread. If you don't put "Superman" in your OP, I'm not gonna post in your thread.

>>213793718
I am almost glad I was tricked into watching some russky camrip which was flagged as a "BluRay" version on TPB. At least this way I won't keep this on my hard drive even out of pity.

>>213793707
Not enough

Why shouldn't it be predictable? Is it predictable for the children who watch it?

>it's a movie for children
The go-to for any shit movie

>>213793707
What else are they going to do, watch Rebel Moon?

>>213793918
"HELL YEAH I WANT TO FUCK A BABY" guy suddenly going "be good, sincerity is punk rock!" Is absolutely virtue signaling.

>>213793979
Superheroes are for children.

I am looking for lois kissing superman after CUT webm, those quick short kisses...
anyone got it?
OP is schizo
I got the hawkgirl webm

>>213793868
>Is it predictable for the children who watch it?
You really think children watch this garbage? I don't even need to look up any surveys to tell that the majority of its audience is manchildren + adult soulless people who watch big movie because it's big.

>>213794041
lmao you're a loser

>>213794041
got it
searched archive for opening post containing "married"

I liked it. I don't really understand the shill campaign against it. Who's funding it?

>>213794035
Nigga, I bet children don't even watch My Cuckademia in JAPANESE cinemas. When I was a kid, I couldn't even stand the Superman cartoon from the 90s, the one with the slightly memorable OP music, drawn in the same style as the Batman series from around the same time I think. The only superhero cartoon that was watchable was Fox Spiderman series. That one had a great intro AND episodes I didn't fall asleep to. I also remember the Superman TV show - again, sometimes listened to the OP, then switched the channel when the actual episode started.

I wouldn't be surprised if there hasn't been a (non brain damaged) kid generation that liked Superman since like... the 60s-70s (when boomer generation was in kid form).

>the shill campaign against it
Desperate LLM trying to go "n-no U". Shilling campaigns against something do not exist. You get paid to shill something. To turn people against something on 4chan, you do falseflagging campaigns where you pretend to be a fan of something and be insufferable on purpose.

I've only seen a handful of cape shit but I prefer the Batman movies. The dialogue in this is like something from an episode of the big bang theory

>>213793659 (OP)
literally none of you have any actual personal opinions at all
you're just as bad as the normies you try to make fun of
this place is fucking worthless lmao

>>213794159
snyder fans
especially faggots like OP, who had a real crush on Cavill
he was a great cast, but the script and character...
snyder is a retard and they think that what matters is making superman in to a cool chud who is a godlike figure
an anything else but that is bad
they ignore how he should be by the source material, that theres a reason why he is called a boy scout and why he is likable and why he genuanly would save a squirrel and not hover over people begging or let himself be worshiped

>literally none of you have any actual personal opinions
Said the NPC, even though literally nobody on /tv/ has ever said anything about Superman like I did. I don't even need to check the archives. Nobody on /tv/ has ever mentioned the emasculation of the Negro actors in Superman 2025 until now. I did it firs.t

>>213794275
>snyder fans
>especially faggots like OP, who had a real crush on Cavill
Just as I predicted. Again, the NPC shill falls right into my trap. I am the Joseph Joestar of /tv/.
>>213793659 (OP)
>And before some of the shills accuse me of beinga fan of [another capeslop movies], there are no good comic book movies except the second Spiderman and TDK.
The only "Cavill" anything I've seen was the first Superman movie (probably) with Michael Shannon, and I fell asleep during it. It's nice that he was mean to your people when he did the Witcher series or something, but I'm still not gonna watch it, nor am I gonna watch anything else he stars in. And the only Snyder movie I liked was [none of them]. I liked some scenes from The Watchmen, but not the movie overall.

>>213794354
>I am the Joseph Joestar of /tv/

>>213793659 (OP)
>Supers***
The s* word is antisemitic
OP is a polchud

>>213793659 (OP)
The shilling was so intense because WB's future hinged on it, simple as

>>213793659 (OP)
New cope
>Not going to happen le Star Wars

>>213793659 (OP)
It was like a 6/10 max. Remove the superman IP from the title and i feel like most people would call it another generic superhero movie. also it’s super ugly at a lot of points. Things peopel criticized the Flash for.

>>213793659 (OP)
This film was a shitshow- pure narcissistic slop written for other narcissists who just want to spam memes instead of digest a story with actual life lessons, James Gunn fictional idea of what a selfless man looks like.

Superman is whiny, aloof, clueless, indecisive, desperate for validation, has no control over his dog or woman and genuinely sucks at fighting despite being 3 years into the game, what’s “Super” about him?

Why does Lex even hate this version of Superman when there’s nothing about spectacular? That’s not explained because James Gunn believes origin stories are pointless, a narcistic thing to believe, getting to know people is pointless, got it.

People keep saying this a proper way to write Superman but I don’t believe that, Superman should be calm and authoritative, someone you could buy having meetings with the president, not some dork who crumbles at the slightest bit of pressure and argues with his girlfriend, terrible film and portrayal of the character

What I loved about Superman was that he truly was super.
Vulnerable and emotional, just like in the comics, but with authoritative strength and purehearted intentions.
Lex is similarly adapted well, with his unbridled jealousy over Superman's inhuman abilities mirrored through his increasingly unhinged plans.
James Gunn clearly knows Superman, and clearly knows how to bring the best of comic books to the screen.

>>213793993
yeah and so was the post you responded to

>>213795398
>Noooo! Muh symbol. Muh stoic soulless Superman.

>>213795524
Pa Kent told him never to emote, for fear that the government will become aware of his superhuman emotion.

the wholesome punk thing is the most cringe

and then the behind the scenes footage drops and surprise, he's just a typical gigachad trying to cheat with every woman he talks to

>>213794187
Nah, kids still like Superman, maybe not a lot of em but still

>>213795586
Clark Kent is the opposite of Peter Parker. He is the ultimate chad but is simple wholesome farm boy which makes him a dork to city people

>>213795586
>the wholesome punk thing is the most cringe
How? I think it’s pretty relevant and poignant these days
>and then the behind the scenes footage drops and surprise, he's just a typical gigachad trying to cheat with every woman he talks to
Ah, so your just a antisocial schizophrenic, got it,

Liking Gunn's capeshit is antisemitic.

>>213795232
>le bad bc i want to self insert
Lmaooo

I am asked to believe that Superman 2025 was a disaster and a flop and that is why it is forgotten and there are TWELVE THREADS IN THE FUCKING CATALOG

>>213795398
Is this a shill or ChatGPT? This is clearly supposed to be a response to my truth nuke at: >>213795232

Out of all the posts to cattishly respond to in the thread you chose mine, interesting

>>213795676
>makes snyderhomos seethe
>makes pajeets seethe
>makes kikes seethe
>makes /tv/ seethe
Holy kino

>>213795232
>getting to know people is pointless, got it.
if you don't know where superman came from by now you are beyond help

>>213795724
Some group (from India) desperately wants this movie and franchise to fail.

>>213795707
Self insert to what?

Laugh all you want but the scene where the kids raise the Superman flag and guitar version is Williams theme plays shows Gunn gets Superman. Nobody wanted MurderMan to save the day

>>213795232
>Why does Lex even hate this version of Superman

that's a really good question. it's not like the world looks up to this Superman. he can't even get a team of 4 people together. Every world government is planning his downfall. Is Lex really that upset that a street vendor in Metropolis respects Superman?

>>213795776
I liked how Superman never even showed up for the kids who raised the flag
>Oh... it's.. that arrogant prick asshole.. cool.. thanks... superman.... for sending help..
like low key the kids were probably pretty disappointed, yeah they weren't murdered by jews or whatever and that's nice but. Ya know..

>>213795761
That’s not the point you blithering moron, your Superman story is not everyone else’s your take on the origin story and what it does to your Clark/Superman is YOUR TAKE- as a writer you should embrace that challenge you give the audience a different scope of a classic tale, every gospel in the Bible starts with the birth of Jesus even tho we already know how it takes place.

But James Gunn is a coward and a hack who just wanted to write Guardiians 4 and self impose his manchildren character traits into Superman because that’s all he knows, having to do the origin story and upbringing would severely impede that and Gunn only cares about what he thinks

>>213795787
So you didn’t even watch the movie like every retard trashing it

>>213795815
>

>>213795642
>How? I think it’s pretty relevant and poignant these days
i'd love for you to explain what the fuck that means. everyone keeps repeating that, but what the fuck does it mean?

how the fuck is a guy that has no idea what he wants or what he's doing wholesome?

>>213795834
>that has no idea what he wants or what he's doing
Oh so you're just puling shit out of your ass lmao, ok. Whatever fag

>>213795776
Reminder Superman murdered Zod in Superman 2, And No, the Richard Donner cop out isn't canon because Donner was fired and Richard Lester result Superman 2.
Even scarier he crushes Zod's hand, glass crushing sound effect, you see tears in Zod's eyes from the agony.

>>213793659 (OP)
Instead of finding this tiresome, find yourself a shotgun, eat it, help friends and family.

>>213795858
did you miss that entire scene in Lois's apartment?

>>213795859
*reshot

>>213795834
A lot of people are struggling with identity and finding hope in the world right now, to show Superman, this paragon, having similar issues shows that people aren’t alone in feeling this way, and the movie also shows them a way forward of being kind and working together to make the world a better place. It might be naive, but it’s a start.

>>213795859
>Superman gives a person a disability for life
>heroic music plays
very not punk rock

>>213795815
Nobody wants to see another Superman, Batman, Spider Man origin ever again. The Batman didn’t do an origin. Holland’s Spider Man barely had one.

>>213795833
Meh. My point stands either way

>>213795893
And those movies sucked as well so that’s not surprising

>>213795815
Copout answer, manchild.

>>213795880
>entire scene in Lois's apartment
>not knowing what's he's doing
retard

>>213795740
are you fucking retarded?

>>213795815
>That’s not the point you blithering moron,
You are quoting Lex Luthor from the film Superman (2025)

>>213795930
>batman 2022 sucked
congrats on the shit taste saar

>>213795930
>I knew to see the same shit over and over or it sucks

currently downloading will review later

>>213795977
nta but its slop and if you like it you're probably indian or retarded

>>213795787
Its a great question because we don’t know this Lex and we have no reason to believe this Superman would make anyone feel inferior, the justice guardians or whatever they’re called just wave their d-cks around him all Willy Nilly and don’t even care to rescue him from Lex’s phantom prison, Metamorpho isn’t impressed by him in the slightest when they first meet- he’s supposedly been Superman for 3 years but is being treated like it’s been 3 months, why? Because Gunn didn’t want to write an origin story because he’s lazy.

>>213793707
Damn we are slowing down
We at least 20 at all times

>>213795932
>No u

Come on, try harder if you want to change my pov

>>213795887
You're confused, the cop out by Donner isn't canon. Richard Lester was at the helm of Superman 2 Because Donner Was FIRED!

>>213796062
>>reddit spacing
El em may oh

>>213796024
I don’t get how a narcissist like Lex hates someone getting all this attention simply because he’s an alien born with powers while he had to achieve his success. Not like he says this in the movie

>>213795232
lmao this is a nazipasta

>>213795977
Didn’t care for it

>>213795983
No but I wanna see how you as a writer tackle it that’s all, standard practices and expectations that have become lost over time due to laziness and cynicism, James Gunn just wasn’t creative enough to show his Superman’s origin and upbringing and how it made him into he is so he took the easy way out, it’s funny because I could easily write it for him and I despise everything about his take on the character

>>213793659 (OP)
Oh shut up already

>>213796124
im so glad he didnt listen to people like you, making yet another origin story is probably the only way this movie could have been worse

>>213796124
>it’s funny because I could easily write it for him and I despise everything about his take on the character
>Look at me i'm so smart!!!
Worse than a nigger, you act like a woman. Grow a pair you attentionwhoring faggot

>>213796114
>lmao only nazis have critical thinking skills

>>213796139
not him but no

>>213795942
did you miss the part where Clark keeps getting frustrated and talking all over himself?

>>213796227
Have you ever talked to reporters? That's common reaction

>>213796158
Oh boo hoo I said I’m better than a known hack, what are you James Gunn himself? Stop crying nigga

>>213796091
>
It's Nietzschean Ressentiment which is reasonable for a Superman film. (I'm not saying it's a great movie for literate of media but it is a reasonable thing to have in there.)

>>213796153
Yea he would have absolutely fumbled the origin either way but at least we would have had a reason to care about anything that happened in the film

>>213796308
I'm not the one malding over capseshit lmao, stop projecting little bro

>>213796363
I’m not malding bro, that’s the problem we can’t criticize things anymore without people thinking there’s a hidden motive, bro the movie sucked, it was littered with errors and had zero stakes or depth and a hamfisted political message

>>213796452
>and had zero stakes
> a literal timespace rift expanding across metropolis
I see

>>213793659 (OP)
I love how chudcels are STILL melting down over this movie. You Snydercels lost. Murderman is dead. The box office proved nobody outside your Discord echo chambers ever wanted that joyless garbage. Gunn gave the world a Superman people actually like, and you’re stuck crying into your Funko Pops about “muh tone” while everyone else laughs at you.

And the funniest part? It’s your fault. You killed the Snyderverse. Your little crusade to cancel Gunn blew up in your faces. Marvel dropped him, WB scooped him up, and now he’s running DC while Snyder is off making Netflix slop that nobody watches. You handed Gunn the keys to the kingdom, and he used them to bulldoze everything you worship.

Snydercels, you’re the most pathetic fandom alive. You cry about Gunn every day while the rest of us get an actual Superman movie that doesn’t look like it was shot through a bucket of mud. Murderman is never coming back. The Snyderverse is never coming back. The only thing left for you is seethe, cope, and post until your fingers fall off.

>>213796452
Be kind is a hamfisted political message now?

>>213796507
damn it said in the script the world is gonna end thats intense

>>213796507
Just having a problem doesn't mean there are stakes, when people say a movie had zero stakes, they mean that's how it felt. Not that in the story there objectively were none
Like how there were no stakes to the recent Mission Impossible movie even though all of humanity was at risk of death. In fact just saying "if we don't solve this problem, everyone dies" is quite a good way to set the stakes to zero."

I can see why people think a rift going through an entire city but the city is evacuated so it's fine dont worry about it makes people feel like there's no stakes. 5 minutes ago Superman was asking people in a building if they were okay, now half a city just got destroyed and no one really gives a shit?

>>213796633
>Snydercels, you’re the most pathetic fandom alive
bitch you have seen nothing yet

>>213796634
nta but it kind of was, I appreciated it though, how can you get mad at it really. Especially now when everything is so cynical and awful.

>>213796452
“Bro I’m not malding” is the biggest mald tell there is. Nobody who isn’t seething has to announce it, Snydercel. You’re frothing so hard over this movie your keyboard’s drowning in spit.

The only person who could look at “be kind” and call it a “hamfisted political message” is a crying incel who takes basic human decency as a personal attack. Normal people don’t see “don’t be a dick” and start writing essays about propaganda, that’s pure Snydercel brainrot.

>>213795989
ok i made it 15 minutes and im deleting it its really that bad
review incoming

>>213796675
>but the city is evacuated so it's fine dont worry
Yeah a big city with millions of people gets 100% evacuated in less than an hour, holy low iq cope

>>213796755
anon, that is literally what the movie claims, and the stupidity of that is explicitly what I am calling out

>>213796702
nta but you're a generic shill faggot

>>213796780
You are that anon. You got btfo so hard that you are now ashamed of being yourself.

>>213796755
>Muh realism in a capeshit movie with a flying dog

>>213795398
You know Superman in that comic thought Luthor had killed his parents, even Cavill's Superman has a fit of rage when Zod dares to threaten his mother: https://youtu.be/PC0-rxyI3ik?si=UjJiytCdLCfj5Zir

>>213796755
>>213796770
>noooo why is this comic book film so unrealistic??

>>213796833
>Muh realism
yeah Snyderfags wanted this, very stupid

>>213796821
im the anon who just watched 15 minutes of a pirated version and is now composing the review of all reviews

>>213796898
>b-b-but adjusted for inflation!!!
the cope has already set in i see

>>213793659 (OP)
That's superman ZZ

But all the good and bad.

>>213796850
>noooo why are people pointing out how shit my shit movie is

>>213796854
It reminds me of retarded Nolan fans on IMDb bashing Raimi’s Spider Man movies because wasn’t realistic and dark and gritty like Begins

>>213796833
>If you can accept that a jew can fly and not rape children, you can also accept that blacks built America.
Do trannys relly...?

>>213796898
Ah yes, the classic Snydercel cope: “a-actually, adjusted for inflation…” Bro, if you’re pulling out the calculator to justify Murderman’s box office, you’ve already lost. Normal people don’t need to spreadsheet their way into pretending a flop was secretly a success. Gunn’s Superman didn’t just beat your sludge, it buried it in the dirt so deep you’re left arguing with the Bureau of Labor Statistics like that’s gonna resurrect the Snyderverse. Keep cooking those numbers, incel, no amount of “inflation adjustment” is inflating Murderman’s corpse back to life.

>>213796850
Actually my issue isn't even the realism part as much as the fact that 5 minutes earlier, Superman is asking a building that was attacked by a monster if they're okay, but now I'm watching an entire fucking city get destroyed and no one gives a shit, I'm just expected to either not think about it, not care, or take the evacuation warning from earlier, that they made sure to emphasize wasn't optional VERY Literally. The correct answer is the last one, because that's the writing of the movie in general.
It's just super weird to go from caring about squirrels, turtles, how people are feeling after a more minor event, to now being expected to completely stop caring about an entire city being obliterated - ironically, Man of Steel style.
Also I didn't even hate this movie it's just a very valid criticism.

Why is every single fan of this movie either a straight up bot or a soulless bugman who cannot argue in favor of his slop without attacking his opposition as a "Snydercel"?

No, I don't like your Supergrift 2025 and no I didn't like your previous comic book shit movies neither. The only good thing about the previous Superman movies is that there was no shill campaign pretending that it's a life changing movie. Like all the NPCs repeating:
>WHOLESOME IS THE NEW PUNK
The grassy knoll of comic book movies.

>>213797242
> soulless bugman

Bug people boycotted this movie and are only countries it bombed in. They love MurderMan. Very telling

>>213797242
Cry harder, Snydercel. Every time you lose an argument you immediately default to “bots” and “bugmen” because you can’t handle the reality that normal audiences actually liked a Superman movie for once. Meanwhile your Murderman trash had critics, fans, and general audiences united in agreement that it was unwatchable sludge.

Calling it “Supergrift” is projection too. Snyder literally milked you clowns with director’s cuts, fan campaigns, and false promises for years, and you lined up to pay him for it like the cult you are. Gunn didn’t need to beg or cry for hashtags; his film stood on its own and people responded.

And lmao at “WHOLESOME IS THE NEW PUNK.” Only an incel thinks basic optimism and kindness is some corporate conspiracy. You’re so terminally online that a Superman movie reminding people not to be miserable edgelords feels like an attack on your personality. That’s not a criticism, that’s a confession.

>>213797242
because you already know they are shills anon
the true reputation will be cemented in time regardless of their scripts and regurgitation

>>213797371
>chatgpt
>>213797366
Bugmen = anyone without a soul. Why are you racist? I thought wholesome was the new punk?
Tsk tsk tsk.

>>213795232
Aye. Even Superman fans acknowledge he sucks compared to other versions like Reeves and Cavill.

>It will get a billie.
>It will get $900 million.
>It will get $800 million.
>It will beat Suicide Squad 1 inflation unadjusted.
>It will get $700 million.
>It will beat Man of Steel inflation unadjusted.
>It will beat Ant-Man 2 inflation unadjusted.
>It will get a direct sequel.
YOU ARE HERE.
>It flopped but it will restore the brand.

>>213797072
Which amount is greater, 600 million or 670 million?

>>213797618
The right can't meme

>>213797686
yikes shills cant meme

>>213797072
MoS got more money inflation unadjusted, retard.

>>213797745
Sure it did, sweatie

>>213797780
Retard.

>>213797686
trannys cant meme

>>213797554
>>213797595
"adjust for inflation" is a meme. You love to smugly throw around “a-a-actually if you adjust MoS’s box office it’s bigger” like you’re economic geniuses, but you’re leaving out the obvious part: money from 2013/2015 lost value.
MoS’s $670,145,518 isn’t magically “worth more today” but it’s worth LESS. If you really want to take inflation seriously, that pile of cash has the same buying power today as $509,089,360. Over a quarter of its real value gone. So Gunn keeps winning.

>>213797945
I'm not talking about inflation, which amount is greater, 600 million (Superjew) or 670 million(Man of Steel)?

>>213797945
nta but gunn didnt even fully make this shit its so corporately mandated and reshot and pc

>>213793659 (OP)
Shut up shut up shut uuupppp why are you people so goddamn autistic and annoying. Even hawkgirlposting is preferable to this because at least I get to see a cute girl on screen. You faggots are so goddamn insufferable

>new batman
>strip out mythic power, turn him into a mopey incel in the rain
>no awe, no fear, just a loser getting clowned by cops

>new superman
>frontloads “be kind” bumper sticker
>cgi dog + marvel reddit humor
>fake put-on voice, bobblehead flying
>lex luthor in an airbnb office because real menace costs money
>lois written as sarcastic venom npc

>pattern is obvious
>they don’t want you inspired, they want you pacified
>not mythic, not aspirational, just “relatable” neutered mascots
>controlled demolition of the white male myth

>>213797686
>leftist trying to appropriate the nazi yes meme
shaking my head

>>213794187
My Hero Academia is unironically better than anything Superman related released in the last 25 years. My Hero Academia is a dogshit anime/manga.

>>213798088
nah

>>213798107
Meds

>>213798107
>controlled demolition of the white male myth
Holy incel

>>213798107
>kindness is destroying white men genocide
...lmao??

>>213798355
nobody said kindness = genocide. the point is that reducing superman to a ‘be kind’ bumper sticker is part of hollywood’s pattern of neutering mythic white male archetypes. turning awe into therapy platitudes isn’t storytelling, it’s controlled demolition. you can lmao all you want, but it doesn’t change what’s on screen

Snyder losers criticizing Gunn’s writing will never not be hilarious

>>213798367
>mythic
Good, no more lies

>>213793659 (OP)
Second Spider-Man sucks.

>>213798444
trips of at least you admit it

So there really are no Basedperman fans who are human? Can any of you imagine an apple in your head? Can you imagine that someone who doesn't like the Snydeje--
>checks early life
whoa, his surname is literally Schneider and he has a big nose, and it's not because his ancestors cut baby penises?

Ohhh, so that's why he lives rent free in the heads of all the Basedperman fans.

>>213793659 (OP)
>caring this much about a fucking Superman movie

>>213793659 (OP)
The movie is painfully capeslop and like capeslop will be swiftly forgotten. It’s horrifically uninspired. There’s no noteworthy scene or anything. The movie and its discourse exists just to be anti Snyder. Literally unable to stand on its own merit. It’s also a shame this is Gunn’s benchmark for what a “good” script is. The only DC content I can look forward to now is The Batman which is just okay.

That's right you sissies, every movie I don't like? WHITE GENOCIDE

>>213798560
gunn was just dcs bitch when he made this unlike when the super chadrio bros of nolan and snyder made chad of steel
this is boardroom slop and man of steel and bvs are auteur kino

>>213798413
>Gunn’s writing
Truly beautiful prose

>>213798564
alot of movies i like are white genocide and thats fine
i actually endorse white genocide as a proud white man if done honestly but this is just trashy slop and if you're defending it you're trashy slop yourself

>>213793659 (OP)
garbage movie desu

>>213798615
this is just him being formulaic and testing out his inner soulless comedic "instincts" aka which tweet gets the most likes
hes a soulless bitch who will never be revered like snyder who i openly worship as a white man who has sex with attractive white women

>>213793979
Why is it shot like this.

>>213794234
>you do falseflagging campaigns where you pretend to be a fan of something and be insufferable on purpose.
I.e what both Snyderbots and Gunnjeets do.

>>213797371
What is “basic” kindness? Go ahead and elaborate for us genius

mos was easily better than this shit, no one is gonna gaslight me into thinking otherwise.

just be fucking kind you stupid fucking retarded incel retard whos mother should have aborted them dumb fuck just be a fucking decent person you garbage scum I hope you get canceraids

>>213795524
>No range
Those niggers don't remember the shout he did after STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON? Shit was raw.

Domesticman is getting BTFO both at the box office and in the movie.

>>213793659 (OP)
Superwoke?

>>213793659 (OP)
Posts like this come across as so unhinged. This is not the post of someone who enjoys movies.

Why would I ever keep reading this shit
Fuck off to KiwiFarms or one of the other perma seether sites

>>213799249
tone police are here everybody and it looks like they got the ick!

>>213793659 (OP)
The most annoying thing about all this is how i can't just discuss the new movie without getting labeled as either Snydercultist or a Gunnshill. And how/tv/ turned into soifaced retards simply because this new movie is slightly less mid than the previous one.

>>213799303
omg its so annoying im so scared to say my generic opinion omg

>>213793979
Jesas I had forgotten how spastic the editing is
>>213794115
I like how she wants to fuck him so bad while he clearly doesn't give a flying fuck

I am not woke and I ended up liking The Engineer more than Lois Lane who wore pants and ugly shoes and Eve Teschmacher who looked okay in the trailer but weird in the movie.

Matt Reeves should lead DC, unlike Gunn his shit actually made money
The 40% Squad, Creature Commandos and Guardians of Metropolis featuring Superman are flops. Nobody gives a fuck about Pacemaker and Supergirl
I dont even know how this is up for debate, like WB hired Gunn so he can make less profit than Sneeder era garbage? Make it make sense

>>213800458
Batman, DC’s biggest character, didn’t make a billion. Not even close. The Batman 2 won’t make a billion either. No capeshit character outside Spider Man is making a billion on its own Post Covid

>>213793659 (OP)
Fuck off, both Raimi 1 and Begins are better. But yes, this movie is unhinged.

>>213793659 (OP)
This David Corenswet guy is not great at delivering a good charismatic line. If it were Henry Cavill/Brandon Routh/Christopher Reeve who was saying the line about being human, it would have come across with way more passion. That and how Lex is still being portrayed as some snarky tech dweeb (like with Jesse Eisenberg) are the two things I disliked about this movie.

>>213800865
> Henry Cavil
>Way more passion

Spider Twink’s SM movies made way more than Raimi’s Spider Man movies. Guess that makes them better and Twink Boy is better than Maguire

>>213798413
AHAHAHAHA its fucking over for incels

>>213795398
>What I loved about Superman was that he truly was super
AI wrote this.

>superhero movie is comic accurate
>it's utterly stupid trash with cringeworthy clown costumes
Everytime.
They did the same in Deadpool 3 with Wolverine and he looked ridiculous in the stupid blue and yellow outfit.
Comics are the bottom of the barrel of entertainment media and should never be the basis for anything.

>>213793659 (OP)
gunn sisters... i don't think i can't take anymore of this bullying bros.

>>213795398
Which just confirms that Superman is the lamest hero ever.
There's a reason why even scene boy Batman made more than this, Batman at his faggiest is still a better hero and character than Blandman.

>>213793659 (OP)
look at his stupid face trying to look cool
>when an Earthoid says something to terrestrial you gotta hit him with that Kryptonian stare.

>>213801161
It's funny how you incels try to use this against us when we are perfectly alright with having our feelings hurt and with trans people. You cannot hurt us. We are wholesome.

NO THIS CAN'T BE HOW ARE THE SNYDERMONKEYS WINNING

>>213801159
>>it's utterly stupid trash
>”classic” mutt entertainment like comics
>bottom of the barrel trash
Understandable.

>>213801320
>us
Fuck off back to plebbit.

>>213801384
No, you cannot tell us where to go.

>>213801355
Literally nobody cares. It’s getting a sequel and these losers can cry and bitch all they want. Won’t stop it from happening

James Gunn doesn't have a shred of sincerity in anything he makes.

The Snyderverse is dead
Bury it
Consider this mercy

>>213801606
I-it still has a chance of reaching $600 million. It can't be that hard to get another $8 million at the box office

Oh no no no gunnsisters...
Our reaponse to IGN?

>>213801606
box check status?

>>213801635
Don’t care. Getting a sequel. Let ms know when MOS 2 ever gets one instead a movie starring Batman

gunnsisters..
you told me it would reach 1b..

>>213793979
NO SAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM

>>213801635
lol
lmao even
Keep in mind WB still considered MoS to be a financial disappoint.

its crazy how they keep mismatching ip's with directors, this whole movie wouldve been so much better as a dragon ball adaptation

>>213801949
is Superman's son being a fag canon?

>Beats the second week drop
>Beats the leg killer
>Got a sequel
>Folks holding on to their MOS numbers like a teddy bear from the scary Superman 2025.
>Now just stomping their feet because they know Superman won.
Sorry Lex.

>>213800577
It depends on what The Batman 2 is about, the first movie made over 700 mil, had the problem of a shit 3rd act and its another ''grounded'' Batman after Nolan already but most people still liked it and the Penguin show is better than anything Gunn will ever make so it has some momentum
Gunn has said fuck all about Brave and the Bold so WB must be prioritizing Reeves Batman first. Even if it doesn't hit a billion I guarantee it makes more than Gunns Batman

>>213793740
You've got retards like picrel who gave the movie a 6/10 screeching that because "right wingers" thought it sucked it must actually be a 10/10 movie.
These people are fundamentally broken.

>>213794115
Somehow looks like Ai.

>>213802147
>because "right wingers" thought it sucked it must actually be a 10/10 movie.
thats usually how it works though, if the chuds are upset its because it goes against their retarded ideology and is thus good

>>213797072
>Sells almost half as many tickets in your path.

>>213802233
Maybe it was just a shit movie, did you consider that?
I'm super racist and the only character I like was Mr Terrific.
What now?

>>213793659 (OP)
>>THIS IS HOW WE DEFEAT [country we don't like]
By dropping Not-enyahu to his death?

>>213797686
>Yes but it revived the franchise
lol

>>213802147
>had to update the score with two additional reviews gauged by the coping illusion of MAGA somehow "hating" nu-Superman, inflating his initial score to a 10/10
top kek

>>213802233
>if the chuds are upset its because it goes against their retarded ideology and is thus good
Just like how /tv/ collectively turns contrarian if the mainstream media unironically likes something the board hyped up for months and months prior.

>>213801460
>It’s getting a sequel
it's not a direct Superman sequel. Also Gunn's contract is ending soon. He is rushing.

>>213802147
What's his name again?

Damn it feels good to be a SuperCHAD

>>213802670
Petulant Pedro.

>>213802693
Superjew never stood a chance.
Henry Cavill is the quintessential white man's man.

>>213797686
you really cant meme eh

>>213802693
Does anyone have that picture of Henry Cavill giving a thumbs up?
Seems like it would be a nice reaction pic.

>adjusted for inflation
Lol lmao even

>>213802777
>Henry Cavill is the quintessential white man's man.
>balding, gay, poison to the industry he's involved, autistic and cannot do his job despite having millions shoveled in
i understand now...

Snyderjeets... Where did everything go so wrong...

>>213803024
nothing.
we won.

>>213803063
There he is
The pope of cope

>>213803063
Anon... This argument didn't work 12 years ago, why would it work now?

>>213801606
>>213803076
>>213803104
sorry lads..
you will NEVER EVER check those boxes...
why did you include em in the first place?
asking cause the creator committed suicide

Forget MoS. Superman isn’t even going to outgross Josstice League.

>>213803076
>>213803104
>insta reaction
gunnsisters... not like this...

>>213803076
>>213803104
that reaction!! such speed!!

its like you guys got every counter-argument BUT the inflation.
which is funny.

>>213802115
DC’s biggest selling character makes more money?

>>213803170
Faster than the speed cavill's hairline is receeding, dare I say

>>213803063
bros... we won

GOOD MORNING SAARS

The ending monologue by Superman is out of character. Even for Smallville standards. Here's some similar scenes that are much better.
>Smallville
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPDt_yUZuIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a1dcEG9ybg
This one below is what Gunn based the scene on, if Clark knew Lex already it would make a bit more sense but the delivery is wrong because Gunn's "feelings".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrY36lCNftg
>Lois and Clark
This is another take, more confident.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpMCjeOj8Lw
>Reeve and Hackman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed8BSlJN2sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTLC4PEzs5w

>>213802115
Reeves with DC’s biggest character made less money than Wonder Woman and Aquaman. GOTG3 also made more money. So by you Snyder fags retard logic, Reeves should’ve been fired and The Batman was a flop

>>213803430
>So by you Snyder fags retard logic, Reeves should’ve been fired and The Batman was a flop
They actually do think that btw
Critical and popular reception means nothing, only money

>>213803003
>t. seething Netflix Witcher showrunner

>>213801606
this image sure mindbroke em to the fucking limit to the max.
the uno-reverse card of their own too.

heres OG Gunnsister's image.
we were so hopeful..
we were so sure we would get 1B..

>>213803430
>The Batman was a flop
It was a mid film that happens to have a spin off TV show and a sequel "maybe" on the way. Compared to Gunn's Superman it was better but both are flops. There needs to be a full reboot of DC with new management and creatives brought in. Don't go back. Go forward.

>>213803576
>he thought he was clowning snyderfags
>but the goal was un-reachable
>became the whole circus of its own
Shakespearean Tragedy

>>213803576
this image alone set the defeat
didn't even reach 'worry' level after all these weeks

>>213803576
>he actually believed it
>reaching 1b
>in this economy
>with this dogshit ticket price

>>213803576
he was so excited making this image too..
posting this EVERYDAY

>>213803585
You are dumb and most likely brown

>>213803576
Billie for Domesticman in three days/two more weeks, Gunncultists.

>>213803824
>Bot or shill post with ready made comments.
Just give up already. It failed. Admit it and move on.

>>213803585
A show that was nominated and won major awards. What awards has Synder’s bullshit ever been nominated for outside the Golden Raspberry Awards

>>213803933
>Snyder
Never said anything about his DCEU. I said a full reboot of DC is required.

>>213803576
bailed as soon as ticket sales started to dwindle

>>213793979
not enough zooming and panning

>>213803430
Reeves isnt in charge of an entire universe for the next decade like Gunn, both WW and Aquaman had sequels that flopped and made less money then got shit canned and GoTG3 made less than the previous movie so again have to see what happens with The Batman 2
I doubt Reeves sticks around past it anyway unless WB is fine with two active Batman movie franchises

>>213804388
>for the next decade like Gunn
>next decade
He probably won't make it past next year

>>213804458
this is cope btw

SUPERMAN SAYS TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!

0/10 ragebait, try harder rajesh

I don't understand the obsession with the box office from Snyder fans. Who the fuck cares?

One film was well received by the audience and critics, the other was made by Snyder. The fuck is hard to get about that?

>keep posting image thinking he can meme
oh no no no no

>nice rage bait
>259 replies

Here's how superman can still make a billy!

>>213793659 (OP)
It turns out Superman is a garbage character

>>213800865
Agree with these takes. I thought all the characters sucked honestly. Black dude was the most decent one.

>>213805027
Snyder fans don't even like their own movie.

i'm still waiting for MoS sequel...

>>213793718
The trailer was the worst part about it, makes the marvel humour worse than it actually is

>>213795524
He's not stoic when he's sucking on a big fat black penis.

>>213803076
>The pop of cope

kek

>>213800147
He's trying to stay in character while she just wants to fuck and doesn't give a shit if everyone sees

>>213793659 (OP)
Spider-Man 1 is better than 2

>>213793659 (OP)
I'm just glad we finally got the 1st heterosexual Superman since Reeve.

>>213801606
The shills were so confident.

>>213807150
>Cavill's reaction when he fantasizes about sucking on a black cock

>>213807084
Fun fact: Henry has no straight friends

>>213807183
I mean, he is a gay man.

>>213807183
Henry is just the ultimate bro; always reminding his fellow man of their worth.
He will even tell harlots, to their face, that their man is worthy.

>>213807201
just like kevin conroy!

>>213807243
Pretty sure that’s my screenshot from a while ago lmao

>>213807263
Yep, just like Kevin Conroy.

>>213795232
Absolute soi core exposition dump by pedo narcissist writer.

>>213807174
There's only one faggot superman in this thread, and it ain't Henry.

>>213807298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBhR4QcBtE

>>213807312
Henry Cavill is simply homosexual. It's a fact, not an insult.

>>213807312
Henry is gay, though. Not even saying it to demean him, he's a flat-out homosexual. If you hate gays and have a problem with that, that's on you. Best Batman is gay. Best Superman is gay. Deal with it.

>>213807298
Everything about this scene is complete shit. Overacting, shit set, terrible lighting randomly blinding you, intellectually and emotionally hollow.

>>213807384
Michael Keaton is not gay

>>213807418
Nope, but Kevin Conroy is.

>>213807406
> terrible lighting randomly blinding you,

You Snyder losers really do never leave your basements. Go touch grass. There’s still some summer left

>>213807384
>Best Superman is gay
henry is the 2nd worst superman (dean is the worst)

Homo Henry

>>213793659 (OP)
>THIS IS HOW WE DEFEAT [country we don't like]
It's called Israel, chud.

>>213807444
He’s a voice actor. Doesn’t count

>>213807463
Dean is the worst, but he's also gay.

>>213807461
Gunnpedo cope.

>>213807384
> Henry is gay, though. Not even saying it to demean him, he's a flat-out homosexual.
Henry literally fucks 19 year olds and has a kid. I haven't even seen Corenswet's wife and kid.

Course Cavill is gay. He’s never had chemistry with any actress, ever. Even gay Daniel Craig had some chemistry with Eva Green

>>213807380
>>213807384
Henry literally has a fiance and a baby with said fiance.
What does jewperman have? I mean besides a twunk bod.

>>213793659 (OP)
>golem made from his semen which the big baldo jealous cuck scooped up from the toilet or something

Tell me you've never watched the movie without telling me you watched the movie. Did you get all your opinions from bitter capeshit haters too?

>>213802439
Nothing. You're still retarded.

>>213807530
>Henry literally fucks 19 year olds
I'll say he does.

>>213807544
Freddy Mercury had a wife too. So did Hugh Jackman

>>213807312
well there's also me, and you, and Henry, and all those pictures of Henry's boyfriends.

I think Cavill just your typical charisma void bong

>>213793659 (OP)
Ah yes another schmuck who claims not to like capeshit yet suspiciously seems to care enough to ramble on and on about it. Why do you feel the need to lie about your interests on an anonymous image board, I wonder?

>>213807757
>I need TP for my bunghole. You cannot run away from your bunghole

I wonder where I can buy the shoes he's wearing here?

>>213793659 (OP)
too many zoomers killing themselves, had to have a wave of 'positivity'

>>213793659 (OP)
the entire movie is so creatively bankrupt that the fanboys have to basically invent some virtue signal bullshit about how "Trump is a mean bully, while Superman tells us to be kind"

>>213807836
The movie was most popular with American white men over the age of 35 though.

>>213803576
gunnfags avoiding convo about sales/box office is funniest shit. you guys brought it up in the first place too LOL

>>213807544
>Henry literally has a fiance and a baby with said fiance.
You are so naive, anon.

>now gunnfags are doing henry is gay campaign while he literally has kid now
man unable to check those boxes pushed em to insanity

>>213808138
>>213801606
NEVER EVER

>>213808138
It’s not fucking about money Wb and Gunn said thet it’s an about fucking Putin trust in dc and Superman did that. Clayface and supergirl are primed for 1 billion now

>>213805027
>I don't understand the obsession with the box office from Snyder fans.
Because Gunnfags were the ones hyping it up.

>>213805027
check below post image.
>>213803576
gunnfags were doing this shit in the first place. they were keep making this post saying 'you are here now' posts. checking boxes during screening. thing is, the poster who's been posting that image killed himself after realizing they were actually trying to impossible goal.