>>938861031
Sorry, no. I can stay home and let you two go though. Unless you really want me there

>>938849785
Can you believe they were out of nachos today? Had to get the burrito con carnitas. Still love them because they make the best food out of the 8 mexican restaurants/taquerias in my town

Honestly when you're white and say the word nigga, it depends on the context

>>938272940
She's a monster.

>>937610035
I'm just hoping to find an answer in the silent, comforting womb of night.

>>937595121
Tell me how you really like it.

>>937366427
My balls will put a smile on your face.

I have traversed the dunes and defeated the scorpion king.

>>936934165
He would never harm a bee because he loves them. I told him they are dangerous but he doesn't care.

I didn't ask for this power.

>>936832495
Let's go ahead and cut that down to one light.

>>936718792
Do me a favor, don't lie to me.

She brought me down like a house of cards.

>>936577380
Ok but can you learn how to eat a whole pizza and then hold your poop for 2 days? Didn't think so.

My business is one of constant crisis.

Mother is in the garden.

If you want to hang out with me then we're going to talk about your mom's breasts.

I want to take the plunge with you.

>>936452391
No, I wrote that.

>>936411131
Your fantasies can never be quenched, can they?

>>936383807
Oh, that's too bad.

>>212082016
>So you have something to ask about
Let's give 'em something to talk about.

>>936344749
Is that your professional opinion?

>be me
>be in /b/ on /b/ with a /b/
>/b/ception

Have you guys heard of a little something called courtesy? You should try it some time.

>>936243357
Look me in the eyes as you do it. You claim to be the best? Back it up then.

I sat down at a bar and ordered a water. The bartender asked me if I wanted spring or purified. I told him distilled.

Conductor, we have a problem.

Do you take it in the garage?