I sat down at a bar and ordered a water. The bartender asked me if I wanted spring or purified. I told him distilled.

literally the greatest anecdote I've read this minute

>>936230064
I didn't know you could read.

>>936230333
I didn't know you could not be a big gay queer

>>936230519
So anyway I told the bartender that I want that water shaken, not stirred. Then he asked me to leave.

>>936230560
not gonna lie, I'd have given you a glass of warm donkey piss

>>936230807
I bet you got it straight from the tap, you big gay.

>>936230881
hey I'm not the one sashaying into a gay bar and demanding a drink of warm donkey piss with an orangutan semen chaser u poodle toucher

>>936231011
Oh yeah? Well why don't you help yourself to a nice glass of shut the heck up.

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