Thread 936230007

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Anonymous 6/25/2025, 12:02:13 PM No.936230007 [Report] >>936234030

I sat down at a bar and ordered a water. The bartender asked me if I wanted spring or purified. I told him distilled.

Anonymous 6/25/2025, 12:06:10 PM No.936230064 [Report] >>936230333

literally the greatest anecdote I've read this minute

Anonymous 6/25/2025, 12:26:53 PM No.936230333 [Report] >>936230519

>>936230064
I didn't know you could read.

Anonymous 6/25/2025, 12:37:43 PM No.936230519 [Report] >>936230560

>>936230333
I didn't know you could not be a big gay queer

Anonymous 6/25/2025, 12:40:09 PM No.936230560 [Report] >>936230807

>>936230519
So anyway I told the bartender that I want that water shaken, not stirred. Then he asked me to leave.

Anonymous 6/25/2025, 12:54:01 PM No.936230807 [Report] >>936230881

>>936230560
not gonna lie, I'd have given you a glass of warm donkey piss

Anonymous 6/25/2025, 12:58:57 PM No.936230881 [Report] >>936231011

>>936230807
I bet you got it straight from the tap, you big gay.

Anonymous 6/25/2025, 1:07:36 PM No.936231011 [Report] >>936231208

>>936230881
hey I'm not the one sashaying into a gay bar and demanding a drink of warm donkey piss with an orangutan semen chaser u poodle toucher

Anonymous 6/25/2025, 1:21:15 PM No.936231208 [Report]

>>936231011
Oh yeah? Well why don't you help yourself to a nice glass of shut the heck up.

Anonymous 6/25/2025, 3:32:20 PM No.936234030 [Report]