I'm thinking about switching to alternative medicine

>>939457597
I am completely dumbfounded

dropped a deuce or two and called it a day

>>18675323
i love mma.

One man's software is another man's AI

>>938277062
When you close your eyes do you see sparkles?

>>938273181
They told me she was a maneater but I didn't know they meant literally

who's the most downvoted redditor?
how can i achieve such noble goal without ever getting banned?

>>938192994
How about instead you suck on a cold glass of shut up?

I can give you the majesty of your becoming.

>>938108672
Don't gaslight me, i know what i saw, you stroke that girl's wenis and then you sucked it

I slap your shit instead

Jews brainwash Jews, brilliant lmao

I'm not staring… I'm just questioning all of your life choices at once.

I am not rich because I overestimate mankind's intelligence

A solution can be the problem.
A problem can be the solution.

I will №t win, I will t lose.

Maybe we aren't bound by one destiny, but rather many likely ones, and our actions and observations shape which fate becomes real.

ur ugly asf

>>937349419
It's not my fault your wife died and I survived. I would have saved her if I could.

>>937306972
I let Jesus take the wheel and now I'm lost in the jungle, but I brought a map and a machete. Are you afraid of spiders, anon?

>fair
>unfair
no such thing. life isnt fair because life isnt unfair.

>>937154551
You wish.

Who do you think you are?

I saw your mom at the grocery store.

My son won't stop catching bees.

>>936834075
Is he going to eat all of that?

>>936833368
You nocturnal or something, mother fucker?

What if i touch myself at night?

>>936719024
What kind of holiday spirit is that?

>>936678853
As in you.

>>936625225
Mama mia, let me go

One thing I can say about the blacks is at least they aren't Jews.

>>936578386
You can say we are east of the Middle East, haha. This is joke from my country.

I'm free as a bird and it's all because of you.

>>936500428
The plunge into the unknown world of love that could be the best or the worst thing in our entire lives.

>>936454427
Excuse me, sir, but this is for paying customers only.

I am stuck in your wonderland.

Manifest yourself before me.

shit sucks
life is boring
something is very wrong alright
i need to do something about all of this.

Have you ever played Halo 3?

Cock and balls torture

>>936367971
Let me tell you something. I've been through a lot and there are so many things you could learn from me, but you never will, because you are gay.

Picture this - you're walking down a dark hallway and then you feel something soft on your shoulder. You turn around and are relieved to see my chunks waiting to be sucked. You then proceed to suck my chunks, because you are gay.

>>936342420
I want a strong man to hold me and say those words.

Friday night is Scrabble night.

He who laughs first laughs last.

>>936299251
The big war. The war where not a single man came back the same.

How do I become a Chad?

>>936255727
Meds, E.

>>936249843
It's not gay for a man to express his feelings. It's actually very brave and beautiful.

>>936230064
I didn't know you could read.

how about you just suck my chunks and I'll tell you how much it was worth

>>936209048
You draw that yourself?

>>936171047
She's playing love games and the stakes are my heart.

>>936131252
You are a vituperative trollop.

>>936121313
might do, might not do, none of your fucking business is it

>>936060363
poke your serious repercussions up a donkey's plop hole you sweaty poodle toucher

I'm so sad I wanna kms

do you fags remember baww threads?
me neither.