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Anonymous No.938191472 >>938191882 >>938192170 >>938192527 >>938192752 >>938194765 >>938197222 >>938198875 >>938200225
You're probably all alone on a Friday night, aren't you?
Anonymous No.938191587 >>938191775
Im going to my nieces bday party then my gfs. But i would prefer to be alone tonight :)
Anonymous No.938191775
>>938191587
Why would you prefer to be alone? Are you some kind of psychopath?
Anonymous No.938191882 >>938192113 >>938196824
>>938191472 (OP)
Had lunch with my mother. I had spaghetti, soup, iced tea and an alcoholic beverage. Mum had lasagna, Coke and I think she had alcohol, too. I don't know. I was kind of out of it. We also shared complimentary garlic knots. Was nice. I love my mummy.
Anonymous No.938192113 >>938192179
>>938191882
Do you live with her? You can save a ton of money on rent if you live with her forever
Anonymous No.938192170 >>938192293
>>938191472 (OP)
Yes, thank god
Anonymous No.938192179
>>938192113
I do live with her, actually, though I also chip in a portion of my NEET bucks every month, so I'm not a totally useless piece of shit.
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Anonymous No.938192293 >>938192513
>>938192170
Well since you are alone, could you go ahead and take your pants off for me?
Anonymous No.938192513 >>938192891
>>938192293
Anonymous No.938192527
>>938191472 (OP)
actually I'm dead,and my ghost inhabits a tree
Anonymous No.938192752
>>938191472 (OP)
Anonymous No.938192891 >>938192994
>>938192513
Cut the malarky.
Anonymous No.938192994 >>938193102 >>938193269
>>938192891
Anonymous No.938193102 >>938193226
>>938192994
Anonymous No.938193226
>>938193102
Anonymous No.938193269 >>938193503
>>938192994
How about instead you suck on a cold glass of shut up?
Anonymous No.938193503 >>938193579
>>938193269
Anonymous No.938193579 >>938193640
>>938193503
How the fuck can I get faggots in the US?
Anonymous No.938193640 >>938194098
>>938193579
Anonymous No.938194098 >>938194192
>>938193640
One of these days you're going to meet someone who will change your life forever.
Anonymous No.938194192 >>938194382
>>938194098
Anonymous No.938194382 >>938194420
>>938194192
Are you prepared for that or are you going to tell them to suck your chunks?
Anonymous No.938194420 >>938194708
>>938194382
Anonymous No.938194708 >>938194760
>>938194420
Anonymous No.938194760
>>938194708
Anonymous No.938194765
>>938191472 (OP)
well i have a broken ankle so yeah
Anonymous No.938194861 >>938195165
No my faggot brother I don't like is here
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Anonymous No.938195165
>>938194861
Did you try poking him with a faggot stick?
Anonymous No.938196824
>>938191882
terrific,enjoy her company intensely
Anonymous No.938196829 >>938197112 >>938197336
SIEG HEIL
Anonymous No.938197112
>>938196829
I'm actually here from Funnyjunk
Anonymous No.938197222
>>938191472 (OP)
Watching Invader Zim on dvd
Anonymous No.938197336
>>938196829
playin wow
undead warlock
Anonymous No.938198795
i hav a big phat stinky neet dick. here's some stats about me:

height: 6 foot
weight: gluttonous
fav food: pizza
dick len: 6.5 - 7 inch. only that big if i fap to cute femboys
routine: anime and doom scrolling. sometimes i call ppl names on the internet to feel liek big man
dislikes: roastie toasties
likes: rain, cold days
quotes: "can u maek me a cawfee plz uwu"
int: above average
str: low
stamina: v low
Anonymous No.938198875
>>938191472 (OP)
Yeah? So? My dick's gonna squirt hard in a couple of hours too.
Anonymous No.938200175 >>938200397
fuck you man. I got whiskey and battlefeild 6. Im doing great
Anonymous No.938200225
>>938191472 (OP)
I have to go to work in 7 hours, so yes, that would be the logical conclusion.
Anonymous No.938200377
nope actually
Anonymous No.938200397 >>938200740
>>938200175
how is bf6?
Anonymous No.938200740
>>938200397
its good actualy. Its way better than 2042. The playtest is out rn if u wanna play it.