>>939466534
My chi is out of balance

>>939459688
Alright

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

obrigado > arigato

I have a worrying amount of debt

Don't talk to me until I've had my avocado toast and chai latte

2026 is the year of the linux desktop
captcha: D000Y2

I walk a lonely road

A lot of anons asking about dating/cooming. I posted this in /pol/ but they're all hopeless retards.

Yes, white guys do quite well in Japan. However, the same general rule applies - if you can't get laid here, you likely won't get laid there. However, prostitution is legal there if you're that desperate.

I was a zogbot stationed at Yokota. If you're not a fat redditor and take care of yourself and you'll clean up. Did absolutely phenomenal over there. Also, the Japanese tradwide is a meme. Japanese women will cheat at the drop of a hat, so don't marry them. They're also quite materialistic. They'll expect to be in control of your finances, and they're very focused on fashion and money.

In Japanese society, if you're a woman and not settled down by your late 20s it's seen as shameful. This leads to a lot of quiet desperation out of women. Suicide rate is insane over there.

The Japanese are also truly a conundrum. Societally, it IS looked down upon to date and marry non-Japanese. Yes, even western white men, which are generally seen as the S-tier of foreigners (you can be mad about it, pajeet, it's true), is still not seen as a good thing. This leads to my next point:

Japanese women generally dislike Japanese men. Japanese men, despite being socially awkward workaholics, tend to treat their women like shit. In the US if there was this relationship dynamic it would likely end in divorce. They like western guys for this reason. We are a little more romantic. We get to skip their autistic courting rituals. It's easier on the dating apps there which actually don't suck. Japanese women would rather just meet you in your apartment and let you creampie them than take you out on a date where she'll be seen by other Japanese and judged by them, even though they all do the same fucking thing.

There's a non-zero possibility that I have deposited some Elliot Rogers all around western Tokyo.

>>513875359
Do you want another generic pic of the shitty skyline? Why would I sit and LARP about sitting in Vegas? Shit is retarded.

You think you can take me?

You know I love you but I just can't take this

>>938728022
What I need is something you will never have.

I live in Cambodia and sell fruit for a living

Love takes time.

The following thread may contain course language and mature themes that may be disturbing for younger audiences.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Well isn't this splendid.

I was drunk on the radio waves

It's time to start realizing that this board has the potential to become great again. Is anyone with me?

You're probably all alone on a Friday night, aren't you?

"Suck on this" - dictated, not read, by Frog.

>>938111979
Foie gras au torchon with a late harvest of vidal sauce with dried and fresh figs.

Hold on, I can explain this.

You have defeated my frog brothers, but now you have to face me, the strongest frog of them all.

I've been thinking lately and have come to the conclusion that some of you guys aren't who you say you are.

>>717077510
Ok, but tell me how you really feel

I love the smell of wood

I'm tired of drinking only water all day. I'm going back to soda.

I am a warrior.

>>937619709
I can, but it would be extremely dangerous to my health. My sensei told me to only do it as a last resort if I know I can not defeat my enemy.

>>937616761
We chase misprinted lies. We face the path of time.

I'm tired of being careful. I'm going to start loving you without holding back.

I'm going to put it to you like this.

I'm going to put it to you like this.

I don't answer to you or anyone else.

>>937350092
I will say plenty.

>>936999469
You probably jerk off into your company provided T-shirts, don't you?

Someone said they were going to ruin my life. I asked them what would change?

>>40313326
i was simply sharing my personal sexual preferences. i don't think said anything about my sexual preferences objectively deciding somebody's worth as a being. sorry to upset you.

Despite all my anger I am still just a mouse in an enclosure.

>be me
>19m
>Whenever I encounter a girl or group of girls self reject myself
> Feels like shit that I see my worth on this basis
How do I fix this anons

Can I turn you on to some peppermint soaps?

>>936417461
In winter we can only taste the pain.

Just to be clear, I do not have any relationships with Russian oligarchs.

>>936369096
I'll sell you my old computer if you don't mind a few jizz stains on the keyboard.

I can't feel my face.

Where would i begin to learn how to cook if i've literally never cooked anything before? Once i attempted to make scrambled eggs and i burnt them, and another time i tried to make ramen and spilt a bunch of boiling water on myself, and the ramen wasn't even good. That is all my experience with cooking. I really need some guidance. I wanna be able to cook my own food instead of having mommy cook everything.

>>936230807
I bet you got it straight from the tap, you big gay.

>>936120094
I'm going to hit it out of the park.

How could this happen to me?

>>936079789
I'm just doing my thing.

Who were the boomer industry plants and nepo babies?

>>936038958
Did you wake up dead?

I've traveled a very long and dangerous road to post this thread.

Sometimes there is blood in my poop but that's normal.

I agree with Roberto.

You speak Spanish? Here's one for you, no problemo.

>>935806739
I don't trust anyone with a girl's name.

>>935805950
Don't worry, I'll give it back.

>>935805074
I can define the way your post made me feel. Hurt.

Saturday night is my night.

The boys are back in town.

Smile and the whole world smiles with you.

You literally want a man's tongue in your anus.

>>81484657
But do you really feel the way I feel?

Hold fast to your dreams.

>>63826409
I thought this picture was from the aftermath of an attack on the carrier

You are so done.

I'm a 34 but I'm married to a 92.