>>539751187
based

>>718276284
>M: (hey, martlet's a royal guard right? she's bound to have a bunch of goodies!)
>mooch sneaks over to martlet
>she tries grabbing something from her pocket... and gets pricked with something!
>mooch quickly withdraws her hand, there's a bit of... something leaking from her finger.
>and suddenly, within an instant, mooch grew a grand total of....
>one inch because she only got a few drops of it. and her fur became a shade darker
>before she could reach back to get more of it martlet had already reacted to mooch's shocked noise
>she didnt notice that mooch was any different, only that she had seemingly hurt herself
exactly what you wanted, right?

>>717148615
one face full of kanakeister. EXACTLY as you requested,
>in a dark world
>C: "hey kanako whats that?"
>K: "the darkners say its alcohol but its just flavored water"
>...
>C: "what?"
>K: "yeah apparently its 'känäkeister'."
>...
>K: "there's some on the shelf up there if you want to try it, but its a bit high up..."
>cole tires to get an open bottle off of a high shelf
>it tips and the liquid splashes on his face, kanako has a short laugh
>C: "its real."
>K: "wait it is?"
>C: "monsters must be immune to alcohol"
>K: "ooooh. it must be a bottle of daddy's jägermeister"
>C: "god daahmit. kanako im already feeling it"