>>150006436
>be decepticon, lose to autobots all the time because their leader has golden legendary gear
>the second in command is a whiny pussy who retreats from every battle he's ever fought, despite him (supposedly) being an excellent fighter in his own right
>your leader still goes toe to toe with optimus despite him not having DA POWA OF DA PRIMES!!! (one is not canon because... IT JUST ISN'T OKAY?!)
Reminder that the autobots only win because their leaders' power level is artificially boosted to over 9000 and because starscream is a jew