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Anonymous No.149869152 >>149869226 >>149869392 >>149869855 >>149869965 >>149870001 >>149870546 >>149870621 >>149870729 >>149871616 >>149871753 >>149872222 >>149872243 >>149872362 >>149872584 >>149872611 >>149873078 >>149873329 >>149873727 >>149874241 >>149874331 >>149874920 >>149875735 >>149876993 >>149877348 >>149877354 >>149878166 >>149878297 >>149879098 >>149879223 >>149879560 >>149879909 >>149882446
Hazbin Hotel
I don't understand the hate this show gets.
Anonymous No.149869226 >>149869926 >>149873078
>>149869152 (OP)
its too bareboned for a show in its style.
Anonymous No.149869392 >>149869965 >>149872584 >>149875772
>>149869152 (OP)
It's a "twist" on the most well established canon to ever exist, made for a nerdy fan base who are extremely autistically obsessed with what is and isn't canon. To get away with that, you have to be very deliberate and very consistent with what aspects of canon you respect and which aspects you subvert, and how you subvert them. Viv fails at doing that, so her creation is doomed to be forgotten as just another in a long line of queered-out fagservice slop product for edgy-mild theater geeks. It will never gain respect as a classic, or even a mere work of art, not even within its very specific niche.
Anonymous No.149869855 >>149872236 >>149872638 >>149875022
>>149869152 (OP)
Anonymous No.149869926 >>149870444
>>149869226
They deserved better.
Anonymous No.149869965
>>149869152 (OP)
>>149869392
I think in all honesty the character of Lucifer hasn't been the same since Fox made that police procedural about him.
The mystique is gone.
Anonymous No.149870001 >>149870444 >>149875756
>>149869152 (OP)
It's a well drawn show made by a woman who can't write to save her own life. Seriously this shows writing is down right awful.
Anonymous No.149870444 >>149872680
>>149869926
oh they certainly did...too bad about what happened in canon, I bet they will get to be 1 dimensional and unoriginal as well.
>>149870001
that explains why the fanfics are so much better than the show...
Anonymous No.149870546 >>149872277 >>149879327
>>149869152 (OP)
It’s hated cause VivziePop is a whiny bitch, she blocks anyone who gives her fair criticism on Twitter and most likely mistreats her animators, don’t believe me? Look on IMDB, Helluva Boss has gone though like 500 animators so far, that’s really fucking bad, other indie animated shows like Murder Drones only needed like less than 30 animators.

She will get exposed one day and all her shit will implode, it’s inevitable.
Anonymous No.149870621
>>149869152 (OP)
Lucyfer dressing (you) up in a ducky outfit.
Anonymous No.149870729 >>149871734 >>149877896
>>149869152 (OP)
>"Oh Charlie, you are so naive if you think that Lucifer became king of Hell with a flick of his wrist."
>Charlie's smile faltered, her brow furrowing slightly. "What do you mean? Dad just... came down here. He was the first Fallen Angel, so he became the king. Everyone accepted him."
>The speaker, a shadowy figure with a sinister chuckle, leaned forward. "Lucifer didn't win Hell, my dear. He conquered it, like any true king does. He didn't just walk in and take a seat on the throne. He had to prove his strength, his will, his very right to rule this domain."
>Charlie's eyes widened, a flicker of genuine confusion crossing her face. "But... but who did he have to conquer? And what about the Sins? I thought they were all just... there, ruling their rings."
>A slow, knowing grin spread across the figure's face. "The Sins? Oh, they were his first and most powerful allies. They weren't just 'there.' They were the first to stand by his side, the first to recognize the glorious potential of his rebellion."
>"Lucifer didn't conquer alone. He gathered the most powerful, most ambitious demons to his banner. Each of them, consumed by their own viceβ€”greed, lust, gluttony, and the restβ€”saw in him the ultimate path to power."
>The figure's voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper. "For their loyalty, for their unwavering support in his great war, Lucifer granted them a part of his kingdom. He gave them their rings, each one a testament to their loyalty and a symbol of their dominion, so they could rule under him. Their crowns are only a reflection of his own."
>Charlie fell silent, processing this new, darker version of her father's history. The peaceful narrative she'd always believed was cracking.
>"So... if the Sins were on his side," she finally said, her voice barely a whisper, "then who did he have to fight to conquer Hell?"
>The figure simply chuckled, the sound chilling and devoid of warmth. "Oh, Charlie. That's a story you'll have to learn later."
Anonymous No.149871477 >>149871867 >>149872182
Post more Lucifer.
Anonymous No.149871616 >>149871716
>>149869152 (OP)
Can't wait for October 29th. Can't wait to see my girls get hitched and watch /co/ meltdown again.
Anonymous No.149871716
>>149871616
>see my girls get hitched
... to Alastor.
Anonymous No.149871734
>>149870729
>a greentext proved more interesting than the show
Anonymous No.149871753 >>149872394 >>149875771
>>149869152 (OP)
The main thing was the first season was super rushed, most believe because they weren't sure they'd get another season.
Otherwise there is a rather curious hatred of the creator I think only here on 4chan because it's 4chan.
Anonymous No.149871867 >>149871888 >>149871936 >>149872041
>>149871477
ok
Anonymous No.149871888 >>149871899 >>149871936 >>149872041
>>149871867
Anonymous No.149871899 >>149871920 >>149871936 >>149872041
>>149871888
Anonymous No.149871920 >>149871936 >>149871941
>>149871899
Anonymous No.149871936
>>149871867
>>149871888
>>149871899
>>149871920
Based
Anonymous No.149871941 >>149872041 >>149872059
>>149871920
there, some lucifer for you anon and with extra azazel for you.
Anonymous No.149872041 >>149878419
>>149871867
>>149871888
>>149871899
>>149871941
You're annoying.
Anonymous No.149872059
>>149871941
Post more
Anonymous No.149872182 >>149872232
>>149871477
Here.
Anonymous No.149872222
>>149869152 (OP)
I'd like to know how the V's plan on taking over hell
Anonymous No.149872232 >>149872268
>>149872182
>canonically jobs to Michael
Anonymous No.149872236 >>149872638
>>149869855
"But I thought that angel dust would immediately suck my dick upon arrival"

"DIG THE FUCKING HOLE"
Anonymous No.149872243
>>149869152 (OP)
I lost interest in this years ago.
Anonymous No.149872268 >>149872286
>>149872232
>source : "Dude, trust me."
Anonymous No.149872277 >>149879327
>>149870546
>MD only has like 30
Looks really good for only 30 ngl, also they reuse those same animators for their other shows too, so idk wtf is vivsies problem/excuse other than incompetence or huge ego
Anonymous No.149872286 >>149872319
>>149872268
... is what I'd say if I was illiterate and retarded
Anonymous No.149872319 >>149872407
>>149872286
Where in the Bible or Hazbin Hotel does it say Michael defeated Lucifer?
Anonymous No.149872362
>>149869152 (OP)
It's hard gay and 15 year old fangirls will stalk and kill you if you insult their ship
Anonymous No.149872394
>>149871753
>Only on 4chan
YouTube I think is even worse
Anonymous No.149872407 >>149872439 >>149872663
>>149872319
Revelation 12:7.
Anonymous No.149872439 >>149872516 >>149873133
>>149872407
It says Satan was defeated, not Lucifer...
Anonymous No.149872516 >>149872597
>>149872439
Same being regardless of Viv's fanfic.
Anonymous No.149872584 >>149872765
>>149869152 (OP)
Other than from Christians, you mean?
>>149869392
Most secular but fair take on the trend.
Anonymous No.149872597 >>149872685 >>149873133
>>149872516
Well, at least Lucifer is still king of hell, even if his rule does end.
Anonymous No.149872611
>>149869152 (OP)
It's not very good, nor funny, nor interesting. I hope that helps.
Anonymous No.149872638 >>149872685 >>149873577 >>149876179 >>149880187 >>149880602
>>149869855
>>149872236
The idea that demons would be punishing sinners implies theyre on gods side which makes no fucking sense and is one if the many flaws in logic that breaks apart the christian myth
Anonymous No.149872663 >>149878525
>>149872407
incorrect chapter refers to events occurring then as Christians were being slaughtered by the emperor and his forces and the entire book is in fact a coded message about events going on in the church. the dragon refers to then emperor Nero.
Anonymous No.149872680
>>149870444
>that explains why the fanfics are so much better than the show...
Name them
Anonymous No.149872685 >>149872754 >>149873631 >>149878090
>>149872597
>
>>149872638
>The idea that demons would be punishing sinners
They don't, you got that from Dante's inferno which is just as much fanfic as Hazbin, in the bible you're just obliterated
Anonymous No.149872723
Anonymous No.149872754 >>149872761
>>149872685
Actually, hell is cool.
Anonymous No.149872761 >>149872776 >>149872801
>>149872754
>Actually, hell is cool.
proof?
Anonymous No.149872765 >>149872779 >>149872795 >>149872822 >>149872989 >>149873064 >>149873608 >>149874114 >>149875781 >>149878066 >>149878402 >>149882915
>>149872584
>Other than from Christians, you mean?
Anonymous No.149872776
>>149872761
My head.
Anonymous No.149872779 >>149872822 >>149873064
>>149872765
Uberly based picture
Anonymous No.149872795
>>149872765
CANON
Anonymous No.149872801 >>149873064
>>149872761
Because jesus is evil and id side against him out of spite

Also i hate how christfags keep shitting up hellaverse threads. Go back to /pol/ you fucktards
Anonymous No.149872814
Suddenly, I want to be a demon.
Anonymous No.149872822 >>149872837
>>149872765
>>149872779
>one minute apart
Anonymous No.149872837 >>149872851
>>149872822
>Doesn't even try to defend it
huehuehuehuehuehue
Anonymous No.149872851 >>149872875
>>149872837
>inspect element
Anonymous No.149872873 >>149872916
I want to hug Lucifer.
Anonymous No.149872875 >>149872880
>>149872851
Feel free to inspect it. I only posted the top one. I like how you're still not acknowledging the contents of the picture though. Why is that?
Anonymous No.149872880 >>149872912
>>149872875
>Feel free to inspect it.
based retard
Anonymous No.149872908
Look out!
Anonymous No.149872912 >>149872927
>>149872880
>dodges the contents of the picture still
Don't know why I expected anything else.
Anonymous No.149872916 >>149872973 >>149879560
>>149872873
Is he into guys too within canon? Asking for a friend. I wanna fuck his wife too btw
Anonymous No.149872927
>>149872912
>no counterargument
i accept your concession samefag
Anonymous No.149872973 >>149873016
>>149872916
He might be, who knows?
Anonymous No.149872989
>>149872765
Damn that boy is EVIL
Anonymous No.149873001
>still samefagging
grim
Anonymous No.149873016 >>149873049
>>149872973
I wanna plap his prostate and then rawdog his wife and that psycho angel bitch whos name escapes me atm afterwards
Anonymous No.149873035 >>149874276
I love him, you guys.
Anonymous No.149873049
>>149873016
Her name is Lute.
Anonymous No.149873064 >>149878066 >>149883398
>>149872765
>>149872779
>>149872801
I see the /x/nostics have escaped their containment board
Anonymous No.149873078 >>149873349 >>149877008
>>149869152 (OP)
>>149869226
It's too fucking gay
Anonymous No.149873133 >>149873157
>>149872597
>>149872439
Lucifer is not a demon. He was a human king.
Anonymous No.149873157 >>149873242
>>149873133
Sauce?
Anonymous No.149873242 >>149873342 >>149878478
>>149873157
>The term β€œLucifer” means β€œlight-bringer” in Latin. It is often used to refer to an angelic being, highlighting his original role. The Bible passages commonly linked to Lucifer are found in Isaiah 14:12-15 and Ezekiel 28:12-17. While the name β€œLucifer” itself appears in Isaiah, some scholars argue that the text primarily addresses the King of Babylon. Nevertheless, through interpretation, this passage has been historically associated with the story of the fallen angel.
Anonymous No.149873329 >>149879560
>>149869152 (OP)
It was going to be Nirvana but turned out to be Hole
Helluva is hated more because its first season is actually solid
Anonymous No.149873342 >>149873416 >>149873492
>>149873242
Also in Isaiah 14, they mention
>That thou shalt take up this proverb against the king of Babylon, and say, How hath the oppressor ceased! the golden city ceased!
Clearly indicating that they aren't talking about a demon
Anonymous No.149873349
>>149873078
which is why the fanfics of the show are better than the show itself
if anything, watching the pilot and the show once is just to get context of this world, then the fanfics and fan comics do what the show could not.
Anonymous No.149873361 >>149873409
Who is this beautiful scene-queen?
Anonymous No.149873409 >>149873421
>>149873361
It feels weird having been in an anti furry phase for over ten years and then finally finding myself gooning nonstop to anthros
Anonymous No.149873416 >>149873718
>>149873342
in more ancient texts like the bible in south africa and the kolbrin, both describe lucifer as a different entity altogether...the one responsible for the fall was one called Lewid, which by the way made eve pregnant with a daughter, said daughter the very first red head.
Anonymous No.149873421 >>149875413
>>149873409
Human hatred is often the result of repressed sexuality
Anonymous No.149873492
>>149873342
>inform Lucifer of this
>he vanishes out of reality
Anonymous No.149873531
He looks good.
Anonymous No.149873564 >>149878462
Anonymous No.149873577 >>149873684 >>149880294
>>149872638
They technically do, it all stems from the older stories in which Satan, whose name just means Adversary, basically worked for God by tempting the humans so the truly righteous would choose Him over Satan.
It’s basically the whole story of Job is about, Satan tempts and ruins peoples lives in order to try and get them to turn from God, and God allows him to do this because ultimately it’s helping Him and His believers.
Anonymous No.149873608 >>149873675
>>149872765
Holy shit.. I did not know this
Anonymous No.149873631 >>149873675 >>149878090
>>149872685
>The idea that demons would be punishing sinners
>They don't, you got that from Dante's inferno which is just as much fanfic as Hazbin, in the bible you're just obliterated
The bible pretty much just suggests you burn horribly, gnashing your teeth and wail.
The demons if anything is sharing the same fate, not inflicting it.
The idea of hell as having demons actively torturing may well at least in part be taken from Duzakh, the hell in Persian/Zoroastrian belief.
Anonymous No.149873675 >>149873888 >>149874134
>>149873608
Let's not forget that thanks to Satan and the first humans death was introduced in the world in the first place, so the numbers are skewed for gnostic propaganda.
Every human that ever died was caused by the original sin.
>>149873631
Maybe not in hell, but the bible does say that god will let the demons torment people while they are still alive if they disobey too much.
Anonymous No.149873684 >>149873754 >>149875121
>>149873577
is that why no one bothers to seek way to kill that son of a bitch? not god but satan.
we all know he can be defeated and get hurt but isn't it strange humanity never sought a way to truly kill satan?
Anonymous No.149873688 >>149874308
/ourheroes/
Anonymous No.149873718
>>149873416
Reminds me of that one variant where Lilith is the serpent and screws Eve
>And the Serpent, the Woman of Harlotry, incited and seduced Eve through the husks of Light which in itself is holiness.
>And the Serpent seduced Holy Eve, and enough said for him who understands.
>And all this ruination came about because Adam the first man coupled with Eve while she was in her menstrual impurity – this is the filth and the impure seed of the Serpent who mounted Eve before Adam mounted her.
Anonymous No.149873727 >>149874143 >>149875189
>>149869152 (OP)
>I don't understand the hate this show gets.

for whatever reason, 4chan is filled with christ cucks.

Are they american? Are they paid russian agents that are upset when someone shits on their orthox shit?

Who is to say

Viv is also bad at being consistent with her ideas and lore. She'd be better off with a team who does the heavy lifting
Anonymous No.149873754 >>149873981 >>149875913 >>149876682
>>149873684
You can't kill what's already dead.
Spirit beings are much greater than humans both intellectually and in combat.
Besides, God has to allow the destruction of Satan in the first place.
God will eventually destroy Satan, but the time is not yet.
Aside from that let's be real. If you've ever read the story about the angel of death eliminating an entire army in one night, you'd know that if it came to a total war (where the demons aren't being held back by God) between humans and demons, the demons would win in faster than the blink of an eye.
Nukes fly? They instantly get disarmed and deleted as soon as they eject from their silos.
Even if the nukes do land? Well, demons are pretty much immune to physical attacks and the torment they face in purgatory probably causes them greater pain than a nuke ever will
Anonymous No.149873868
I want more than 4 seasons of Hazbin.
Anonymous No.149873888 >>149873954
>>149873675
The thing about gnosticism is that doesn't actually solve the problem of Evil.
Anonymous No.149873929 >>149873969 >>149874143 >>149875246
>Charlie says it’s too cruel for angels to exterminate sinners when they’re already suffering in hell
>half the Sinners you see seem to be having the time of their lives, rampaging and sinning like they did on Earth but even more extreme
That’s my problem with it, Hell doesn’t make them suffer enough. It’s meant to be punishment but you have Overlords ruling and living it up like kings and other sinners just doing whatever they want, sure you get suffering among the lower ones who made dumb decisions like Angel Dust but even then he’s shown having fun doing drugs and sex.
Exterminations should be justified in wiping out the worst of the worst down there, the Sinners should live in fear of punishment from up above.
Anonymous No.149873954 >>149874019 >>149874338
>>149873888
Exactly the point, gnosticism solves nothing and is just a derivative of Satanism
Anonymous No.149873969
>>149873929
>the Sinners should live in fear of punishment from up above.
It's just a tumbler show about gay demons. It was never going to be that deep
Anonymous No.149873981 >>149874011 >>149875913
>>149873754
oh I know that anon...but still I wouldn't mind taking some down through different measures and I'm 100% sure that if someone figures out exactly the type of energy these fuckers are made off then we can dry them out of their very essence of being and transmute it to power a lightbulb.
lets just say that I dislike that these fuckers can just waltz in a cause mayhem and keep getting in our way, directly or indirectly and I hate them anon, viscerally.
I know they can die and get hurt, all thats left is discover how to properly inflict it...lets see if they can take what they dish out for once, someone has to give the beast a nice good scar, it'll get up I know...yet it'll be worth it.
Anonymous No.149874011
>>149873981
>lets see if they can take what they dish out for once
That's the thing, they already do. Why do you think the bible says that demons that haven't found a "clean house" are in perpetual anguish? They are reprobate sadistic beings that made their choice and want to make others feel suffering like they do.
Anonymous No.149874019
>>149873954
It's really just a different branch of the same tree where Judaism, Christianity, and even Islam grew from.
Anonymous No.149874093
Rosie has charm. <3 <3 <3
Anonymous No.149874114
>>149872765
Christkeks..
Anonymous No.149874134 >>149874178
>>149873675
>Be all knowing all powerful god
>just let this being you created do this stuff so you can get mad about it
lol
Anonymous No.149874143 >>149874211 >>149874298
>>149873727
>for whatever reason, 4chan is filled with christ cucks.
Its a post 2016 issue
>>149873929
Eternal punishment for finite sin is not biblical btw
Anonymous No.149874178
>>149874134
>Dindu Nuffins
Anonymous No.149874211 >>149874250
>>149874143
>Eternal punishment for finite sin is not biblical btw
Might wanna take that back
>Such are the paths of all who go after ill-gotten gain; it takes away the life of those who get it.
Anonymous No.149874223 >>149874234 >>149874274
Hail lord Lucifer, O son of the morning!
Anonymous No.149874234
>>149874223
>Hail lord Lucifer, O son of the morning
... piss that I take when I first get out of bed
Anonymous No.149874241
>>149869152 (OP)
It's ugly and gay.
Anonymous No.149874250 >>149874285
>>149874211
you're inferring eternal there.
Anonymous No.149874255 >>149874274
>How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning!
>For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God
>Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.
Anonymous No.149874274 >>149874336
>>149874223
>>149874255
it's just so less menacing when you know this is as modern as the quarter pounder.
Anonymous No.149874276
>>149873035
That's the demiurge bro
Anonymous No.149874285
>>149874250
If I don't have life than what am I?
Anonymous No.149874298
>>149874143
>Eternal punishment for finite sin
Well it’s a good thing there’s the Exterminations then, let the Sinner stew in Hell as punishment for a few centuries, then they can be freed by the sweet release of death by angelic steel.
Anonymous No.149874308 >>149874464
>>149873688
Anonymous No.149874331
>>149869152 (OP)
something something trannies something something
Anonymous No.149874336
>>149874274
>when you know this is as modern as the quarter pounder.
What?
Anonymous No.149874338 >>149874368
>>149873954
>gnosticism solves nothing and is just a derivative of Satanism
Satanism is comparatively young.
Gnosticism is older than the codified christian bible(only put together in the 300s) by about two centuries.
Anonymous No.149874368
>>149874338
>Gnosticism is older than the codified christian bible
Makes sense
>Be jew in 33 AD
>Reject Messiah
>Be ass mad about him
>Start creating massive rehaul of your faith and start practicing occultism instead
Anonymous No.149874450 >>149874464
Anonymous No.149874464 >>149874503
>>149874308
>>149874450
I swear I'm not gay.
Anonymous No.149874503
>>149874464
>simping for the demiurge
Anonymous No.149874505 >>149874738
Anonymous No.149874620
What are some things that you love about Lucifer?
Anonymous No.149874624
michael clears btw
Anonymous No.149874641 >>149874674
Is Lucifer the serpent from the garden of Eden?
Anonymous No.149874674
>>149874641
Nope.
Anonymous No.149874738
>>149874505
Hot.
Anonymous No.149874849
Anonymous No.149874920 >>149874947 >>149875110
>>149869152 (OP)
Pretty easy to understand the hate. The premise of the show is that repeat offender unrepentant evil people are having their souls destroyed in Hell while the show insists that they can redeem themselves despite none of the sinners showing an actual interest. The sinners love being evil. Even Lucifer outright says it:

"Charlie our people are AWFUL!!!"

And it really doesn't help that they depict Heaven as being stupid that they don't know the rules of how good souls are allowed into Heaven since the beginning of creation. The whole show is badly written shit about trying to make it seem like evil characters deserve happiness when what they deserve is torture and damnation. And Season 2's leaks only went to show how horrible the show really is written with the revelation that the sinners were being gathered by Lilith to intentionally declare War on Heaven.

And yet we have to root for these evil criminals? This show is trash.
Anonymous No.149874947
>>149874920
Stfu.
Anonymous No.149875022 >>149875046
>>149869855
I truly wish they did a story about Hell indeed being as awful as it should be. I started to hate how Hell is presented in media since the movie Bedazzled. Turns out the Devil is actually nice and the whole "damnation" thing is just a silly little gamble thing the Devil has going on with God's Angels and that if you're indeed nice enough the Devil lets you out of damnation.
Anonymous No.149875046
>>149875022
>I truly wish they did a story about Hell indeed being as awful as it should be
Truth is you'd have to be a masochist to even beging comprehending that
Anonymous No.149875048 >>149875066
Is it bad that I want to go on a date with the devil?
Anonymous No.149875066 >>149875087 >>149875982
>>149875048
The show and media over the years conditioned you to think he is a fag.
The real devil is more akin to something like OG Michael Myers than Vivzieverse shit
Anonymous No.149875070
Do you think Lucifer and Satan get mad at people who keep thinking they’re the same guy?
Anonymous No.149875087 >>149875940
>>149875066
>The real devil is more akin to something like OG Michael Myers than Vivzieverse shit
Now that's an image.
Anonymous No.149875100 >>149875270
The one from Castlevania is better.
https://youtu.be/iPA26w35y3E
Anonymous No.149875110 >>149875137
>>149874920
>And it really doesn't help that they depict Heaven as being stupid that they don't know the rules of how good souls are allowed into Heaven since the beginning of creation.
Yeah that plot point didn't really track.
Anonymous No.149875121
>>149873684
In the video game Castlevania Lords of Shadow Satan is the main villain and in the sequel for that Gabriel who becomes Dracula kills Satan. The way its done makes no sense but yes Satan is destroyed.
Anonymous No.149875137
>>149875110
Not one reference to the Bible or better yet Ten Commandments. That entire sequence during the trial Charlie was on was so stupid. It made Heaven look idiotic.
Anonymous No.149875189
>>149873727
Incorrect.

The truth is that though we have irony fueled people most people at the end of the day don't root for unlikable malevolent characters. And unlike trash like Rick and Morty or Family Guy Hazbin Hotel has the audacity to seriously demand we dramatically care for such evil criminal people. The only one I like is Pentious because the leaks for Season 2 revealed he was never evil but it was used as a plot twist to make Heaven look antagonistic. Again its this bullshit writing about making goodness seem "immoral" if it comes from regular good sources like Heaven what makes Hazbin Hotel so irritating.

I still don't like Angel Dust and I respect characters like Husk because he openly admits "I'm NOT trying to get into Heaven!" The other sinners like Nifty and Alastor are indeed hideously evil scum.
Anonymous No.149875246 >>149875265
>>149873929
Its even worse than that its implied that the natural demons from Hell are scared of the sinners this is why you don't see imps, succubus, etc roaming around the pride ring often. They don't want to mess with sinners who have immortality, that alone makes the regular demons fear them. And the sinners who expand their powers into being overlords could in theory threaten the higher ranking royal demons like Goety and Sins. Basically the demons are scared of the humans. Talk about shit writing.
Anonymous No.149875265
>>149875246
>Basically the demons are scared of the humans.
Demons are scared of humans but not one of those types
Anonymous No.149875270
>>149875100
This game is surprisingly underrated the whole story is basically the story of Joeb with Gabriel Belmont being put to suffer to see if he will still choose to do the right thing. What I like is that Gabriel does do the right thing for the sake of his wife and salvaging his son but NOT because of God's sake.
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Anonymous No.149875413 >>149875495
>>149873421
So the Nazis actually deep down had a crush on the jews
Anonymous No.149875495
>>149875413
Yes, duh.
Anonymous No.149875735
>>149869152 (OP)
Perhaps it got too popular relative to what dislikers perceive as the show’s actual quality. So people are extra angry that the show’s flaws go ignored
Anonymous No.149875756 >>149875775
>>149870001
I almost had whiplash watching Millie’s VA answer a fan asking if she was happy with Millie’s treatment so far and she just said β€œVivziepop is a genius storyteller and i trust her.”
Anonymous No.149875771
>>149871753
Loud liberals (Alex Hirsch) always get extra hate.
Anonymous No.149875772
>>149869392
This is the best description, imo.
Anonymous No.149875775
>>149875756
>she just said β€œVivziepop is a genius storyteller and i trust her.”
Lmao
Anonymous No.149875781
>>149872765
Damn. I think i remember reading this back in the day when i was questioning religion
Anonymous No.149875913 >>149875982
>>149873754
>>149873981
You just reminded me of Salvation Wars, those two web novels written about God having the demons declare war to humanity, except they are still at the level where they would be unstoppable to bronze age armies, and the two books are about the United States armies invading hell and heaven.

It's exactly what it sounds like, but edgy teenager me loved that shit
Anonymous No.149875940
>>149875087
Yup, and keep in mind that he'd also be far more intellegent, cunning, and manipulative than Michael Myers was but deep down the personality and ulterior motives are the same
Anonymous No.149875982 >>149876026
>>149875913
I feel like most of Hazbin's worldbuilding problems would be fixed if she just cut through the bullshit and had the Demiurge as the bad guy posing as God, with the real God being unseen. Everything else about the worldbuilding now works.

>Lucifer as heroic/noble for giving humanity free will (the fruit of knowledge in Gnostic Christianity is the philosopher's stone and the cosmic egg)
>less sinful people are going to Hell for stupid reasons because the Demiurge is an asshole
>Adam's a privileged loud asshole because his dad is spoiling him
>Hell can actually pose a threat to Heaven because it was made by the Demiurge, which means it contains part of his essence

>>149875066
The actual Devil (Ha-Satan) is more like Miles Edgeworth as a divine prosecutor. According to Job, the Devil's job is to tempt and test mortals on God's behalf. Jewish folklore expands on this, with Satan actually tallying your sins in Heaven in front of a jury of angels with God sitting as the Judge. You can actually barter with God and argue your way out of being punished.

Christianity transforms the Devil into an anti-Christ and combines Ha-Satan with Satanael from Enoch 2 and 3.
Anonymous No.149876026 >>149876057
>>149875982
>The actual Devil (Ha-Satan) is more like Miles Edgeworth as a divine prosecutor
Actually the supporting evidence for The Devil's behaving more like a pure evil Michael Myers like figure is rooted in John 8:44
Anonymous No.149876057 >>149876117
>>149876026
The Devil is such a strange entity within Judaism and Christianity when you think about it

>Judaism: an angel working for God who wears the bad guy hat (apocrypha expands on this: there are actually multiple Satans, it's a title)
>Christianity: a liar, manipulator, and murderer who led a failed rebellion against God and then failed to turn Jesus away from God, and will then eventually take over the world before getting sent into the lake of fire

That's not even getting into Samael, Satanael and Shemihazah and Azazel (the leaders of the Watchers), Belial, Mastema, etc.
Anonymous No.149876117 >>149876161
>>149876057
>and will then eventually take over the world
Actually Satan already has control over the world as evident by Jesus's 40 day voyage. He is called the prince of this era.
To what extent can be interpreted, but the event you are referring to is the Anti-Christ system where he tries to replicate the coming of Jesus, and by that time the world will be under some One World System that he takes control of.
>That's not even getting into Samael, Satanael and Shemihazah and Azazel (the leaders of the Watchers), Belial, Mastema, etc.
>(apocrypha expands on this: there are actually multiple Satans, it's a title)
Yeah, when it comes to demonology things get obscured. Even Jesus himself refers to Beezlebub as Satan.
It's honestly confusing how this entity has so many monikers but honestly I think that's the point.
The scriptures never exactly give us proper detail of demonology outside of magic books and the like, possibly for the same reason that God omits certain details on purpose, which he admits to doing so in scripture.
Not even angels are well documented by scripture.
Anonymous No.149876161
>>149876117
If you had to ask me, I think Satan is (specifically within the context of Christianity) literally an anti-Christ. Before Satan was the enemy of Yahweh, there was Baal and the other evil children of El, and before that El had beef with the Leviathan.

Satan is just the latest inheritor of Evil and Chaos, the successor to Baal who succeeded Leviathan. I think Jung got it right that Satan is specifically the Shadow of Jesus, though. Jesus being born pure meant all that flawed and messy humanness had to go somewhere...and he did refer to Peter as "Satan" and one of the explanations behind Judas' betrayal is Satan jumping into his body.
Anonymous No.149876179 >>149876204 >>149879506
>>149872638
>The idea that demons would be punishing sinners implies theyre on gods side
Going by the Bible? They more or less are
As the other anon has noted the modern idea of hell is basically Biblical fanfiction, sticking to just what's Biblical:
A) Satan works for God, the term Satan means "Adversary" and his role is more of a prosecuting attorney, the guy who's job it is to try and convince God you should not get into Heaven
B) Damned souls don't go to a pit of fire (yet), they go to "The Outer Darkness", away from God's light... and that seems to be the whole punishment, you know God exists, you know what it'd be like to be in Heaven with him, and you're locked outside
C) There is also the "Lake of Fire", something that all evil will be thrown in and destroyed, damned souls included, but this will only be after Judgement Day, and only after every soul is judged a second time on said day
Anonymous No.149876204
>>149876179
To be specific, within the context of historical Judaism and Christianity (not medieval Christianity)

>everyone goes to Sheol when they die (literally meaning "the grave"), and only the truly wicked will be sent to Gehenna (the flaming garbage pit)
>unless you were enrolled in the secret mystery schools or so cool that you got the Enoch treatment, you were definitely not going to Heaven
>After being destroyed and reborn, Earth would become a paradise that resurrected followers of God would live on

There's lots of fun interpretations of the Messiah pre-Christianity, too.
Anonymous No.149876682 >>149878054
>>149873754
Its all hog wash, the facr that the chrisitan god hasnt killed satan yet doesnt make sense. None of it does
Anonymous No.149876785
I feel like the Hellaverse ironically doesn't make much use of hell as a setting, for all its lore smatterings it makes poor usage of canon, folklore and demonology. There's nothing wrong with putting your own spin on things but it's clear that it's primarily for window dressing. It's too detailed to be a fairytale/theatre style place where you just go with the vibes and don't ask who fills the batmobile tires but not concrete or consistent enough to have solid and engaging world building.
Anonymous No.149876993
>>149869152 (OP)
People take this show too seriously. They can't just enjoy the music and humor for what it is.
Anonymous No.149877008
>>149873078
This. It feels like fanfiction of a show that doesn't exist written by a massive fujo
Anonymous No.149877348
>>149869152 (OP)
Its writing is schizophrenic, its characterization shallow, its color pallet for the background is vomit on screen. The creator is fat fujoishi that didn't grow out of it.
Anonymous No.149877354 >>149877636
>>149869152 (OP)
Its just from puritan christians who seethe at anything and everything.
Anonymous No.149877636 >>149879130
>>149877354
I wish mods would prune all the christcuck shitposters that ALWAYS derail these threads but i genuinely think they enjoy the shitposting at this point and dont care
Anonymous No.149877896
>>149870729
Fuck this is interesting!
Now I want to know more about the history of hell
Anonymous No.149877904
It just smells woke. I haven't seen it. Maybe it's good. But the woke scent has become increasingly easy to detect in recent years.
Anonymous No.149878054 >>149879079
>>149876682
Well why kill something that ultimately is a servant?
Anonymous No.149878066
>>149872765
So, that's a yes then?
>>149873064
This happens every Thursday, man.
Anonymous No.149878090 >>149878298 >>149878371
>>149872685
>>149873631
Actually the Bible doesn't really specifically mention anything about humans going to Hell, it is almost entirely fan fiction in and of itself.
Anonymous No.149878166
>>149869152 (OP)
This show has one job and that's to provide me Mimzy porn and it can't even do that.
Anonymous No.149878218
Sex with Ladylastor.
Anonymous No.149878297
>>149869152 (OP)
It's portraying Hell is a positive light and Heaven in a negative light. There's a non-zero chance that it'll lead to a number of children getting the wrong idea and turn away from God. The show could result in people making decisions that land them in real Hell, which as far as I've been led to understand is nothing like what's depicted in the show.
Anonymous No.149878298
>>149878090
>Actually the Bible doesn't really specifically mention anything about humans going to Hell
Matthew 13:40-42
>The Son of Man will send forth His angels, and they will gather out of His kingdom all stumbling blocks, and those who commit lawlessness, and will throw them into the furnace of fire; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth
Mark 9:43-48
>If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off; it is better for you to enter life crippled, than, having your two hands, to go into hell, into the unquenchable fire, [where their worm does not die, and the fire is not quenched.]
Anonymous No.149878371 >>149879094 >>149879450
>>149878090
It's quite clear in Revelation.
Jesus is also explicit that a fiery fate apart from God is what awaits after death for the wicked, see Lazarus and the rich man.
It's there if you care to look.
Anonymous No.149878402
>>149872765
How is killing evil people a bad thing?
Anonymous No.149878419
>>149872041
You're gay
Anonymous No.149878462
>>149873564
The series would be 1,000,000% better if Vaggie was a dude and Alastor was a chick
Anonymous No.149878478
>>149873242
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some scholars
Anonymous No.149878525
>>149872663
It refers to events that will continually happen again and again throughout the tribulation, including but not limited to a single persecution under a single politician with a mathematically interesting name. (For those who don't know, tribulation = end times = church age = Millennium)
Anonymous No.149878566 >>149879550
Sir Pentious is adorable.
Anonymous No.149879079
>>149878054
christfaggotry needs satan in order to function as a oppression system to use the fear of damnation to keep its subjects in line and to keep giving money to the church
Anonymous No.149879094 >>149879439
>>149878371
>Jesus is also explicit that a fiery fate apart from God is what awaits after death for the wicked
So much for an all loving and all merciful """god"""
Anonymous No.149879098
>>149869152 (OP)
>An interesting premise wasted on a low-IQ gay furry musical with an insultingly dumb afterthought plot.
>Annoying Mary Sue self-insert protag whose view is "being in the right" and her only fault is not realizing she is perfect and everybody should just do what she says.
>Dindu nuffin sparkledogs are "le evulz" yet never shown doing anyghing heinous because the sheltered twat author cannot cope with moral reality.
This "Hell" is just a thinly veiled "become your fursona" plot device.
Anonymous No.149879130 >>149879271
>>149877636
The christcuck conversations are more dialectically interesting than anything the show that is "supposed" to be based on hell is.
Anonymous No.149879223 >>149879271
>>149869152 (OP)
They're too pussy to show an in universe interpretation of Jesus or God.
Anonymous No.149879271 >>149879347 >>149879364 >>149879457 >>149879477 >>149880434
>>149879130
I cant stand the christfags from /pol/ or /x/ infecting this board, i dont want to be preached too when discussing cartoons for fucks sake
>>149879223
If they showed jesus getting pinned downed and raped by hell hounds i would unironically cheer at the TV screen.
Anonymous No.149879327
>>149870546
>>149872277
She is terribly bad at management however the actual explanation for this is that Helluva Boss animators are hired per-episode rather than as permanent full-time staff. Glitch animators are Glitch animators, Spindlehorse animators outside of key staff are contract hires.
Anonymous No.149879347 >>149879509 >>149880434
>>149879271
>i dont want to be preached too when discussing cartoons for fucks sake
What did you think would happen when you chose to watch a show about biblical mythos?
Anonymous No.149879364
>>149879271
Fag
Anonymous No.149879439 >>149879509
>>149879094
All have mercy who ask for it. Do you even want mercy? Or do you just want to do what you like with no consequences? Because the whole concept of mercy necessarily implies that a crime was committed,and punishment is due, and the punishment is being withheld. So do you even need mercy? Or are you a strong independent "good person" who don't need no savior?
Anonymous No.149879450 >>149879534
>>149878371
which passages?
Anonymous No.149879457
>>149879271
I cringe
I die
I cringe again
Anonymous No.149879477 >>149879517 >>149880434
>>149879271
Anonymous No.149879506 >>149880736
>>149876179
> Damned souls don't go to a pit of fire (yet), they go to "The Outer Darkness", away from God's light... and that seems to be the whole punishment, you know God exists, you know what it'd be like to be in Heaven with him, and you're locked outside
which part of the Bible says this
Anonymous No.149879509 >>149879557 >>149879725
>>149879347
That christian faggots would piss off and mods would prevent them from trying to derail every thread about hellaverse shows into a fucking bible man episode levels of preaching. I hate christians more then any other group on earth. I hate how the dumbass convictionless contrarian cretins on the internet all started calling themselves tradcaths after they got psy-op'd by fedora memes started by the church into thinking christfaggotry was "le based". What utter pathetic subhuman dregs.
>>149879439
There shouldn't be consequences for the minor non issues your fascist tyrant of a deity thinks is a damnable offense. Most of the things you retards think is a sin isnt a crime at all
>savior
Why would living under the christian gods tyrannical puritanism and being forced to sing hymns for all eternity be considered being saved? Youre just a bootlicker to a unjust unruley son of a bitch dictator like a fascist collaborator and a slave to the christian myth
Anonymous No.149879517 >>149880434
>>149879477
No, christfag preaching doesnt belong in hellaverse threads at all. Fuck you
Anonymous No.149879534
>>149879450
Rev. 20:15
>And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
Luke 16:22 and onward
>The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. So he called to him, β€˜Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’ But Abraham replied, β€˜Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’
Anonymous No.149879550
>>149878566
I wanna see cherry bomb fuck his brains out
Anonymous No.149879557
>>149879509
> I hate how the dumbass convictionless contrarian cretins on the internet all started calling themselves tradcaths after they got psy-op'd by fedora memes started by the church into thinking christfaggotry was "le based". What utter pathetic subhuman dregs.
so much projection. you know 4chan is not real life?
I’m not even Christian, I’m an atheist, but I still think Christianity is interesting and that the metaphysics are worth debating.
it’s because I’m not a philistine like you, and I have the humility and good faith to give the benefit of the doubt to a canon that many civilizations dedicated so much time and effort into interpreting and understanding. and that it still has meaning if there’s a chance I disagree with it (I can’t disagree with something I don’t fully understand).
not everything is /pol/ and /co/. get out of this bubble and at least, I don’t know. read a history book about anything that took place between 0 AD and 1600 AD
Anonymous No.149879560 >>149879932
>>149869152 (OP)
>>149872916
>>149873329
Why oh why won't the His Holiness the Pope commission Viz to make an illustrated version of the Bible? It would be the hugest thing ever and help with their youth outreach even more than Luce.
Anonymous No.149879725 >>149879786
>>149879509
>There shouldn't be consequences
But there are. The longer you refuse this truth, the greater will be your eventual humbling. (Seek to understand the is-ought distinction)
>>savior
>Why would... tyrannical puritanism
Tyranny is wrong because it's a man forcing his flawed and selfish human whims on others. God's desires are pure, unchanging, and invariably good.
>Youre just a bootlicker to a unjust unruley... dictator like a fascist collaborator and a slave to the christian myth
Again, being a "bootlicker" to a human authority is bad because humans are selfish and exploitative and oppressive. They hurt you to help themselves, and it's pathetic to submit to that with eagerness. On the other hand, God is loving and gracious and uplifting. He has given you every good thing you've ever had. He knows what is good for you, and He lets you have it. Submission to God is good, right, natural, beneficial, and enjoyable.
Anonymous No.149879786 >>149879812 >>149879819 >>149879891 >>149880023
>>149879725
There arent consequences to "crimes" that arent even wrong. Your "truth" is all made up horse shit just like the entire christian lie.
>Tyranny is wrong because it's a man forcing his flawed and selfish human whims on others. God's desires are pure, unchanging, and invariably good.
>"Its not tyranny when god is stepping on me, his abuse is inherently good because...it just is okay?"
Literal retard
>On the other hand, God is loving and gracious and uplifting.
He literally isnt if hes an abusive tyrannical and malevolent bully. The mental gymnastics you christcucks go hoops through to justify your gods abuse is laughable. Fuck yhwh, fuck jesus, and fuck you
Anonymous No.149879812 >>149879827
>>149879786
I mean it sounds like you would be mad at society for having any values because any value can be used to condemn.
Anonymous No.149879819 >>149879869
>>149879786
if you can’t see how tyrannical caprice (despotism) is different from the unchanging, yet brutal laws of nature then maybe you just weren’t meant to experience understanding.
I’d like to believe that you can be reasoned with and saved, but I guess not
Anonymous No.149879827 >>149879923
>>149879812
Im mad at western society having shit archaic and regressive values from an outdated oppressive shit belief system that should've been discarded hundreds if not thousands of years ago
Anonymous No.149879865 >>149879895
Sheesh, why is this anon so mad? Sounds like he sat on a banana or something this morning.
Anonymous No.149879869 >>149880113
>>149879819
Your god is a fascist shit sucker who satan would have every right to smite down and dominate over, but again its all baloney anyways so enjoy wasting your life under the mental oppression of a fake god.

This type of poster BTW is exactly why i hate hellaverse threads on this site. They barge in and trash any discussion on the actual show itself just shitfling about their invisible sky daddy. Ridiculous
Anonymous No.149879891 >>149879917 >>149879952
>>149879786
Please be honest: Are you old enough to legally post here?
Anonymous No.149879895 >>149879995
>>149879865
Because lying to the public has the cost of a soul. Maybe try getting yours back, it would make sense topically
Anonymous No.149879909
>>149869152 (OP)
It's gay
Anonymous No.149879917 >>149880029
>>149879891
>"durr hurr i dont agree with you so that must mean youre a kid"
Im turning 30 next year, fuck you
Anonymous No.149879923
>>149879827
I hate this is a strawman argument because the way I see it a lot of these oppressive and regressive values are actually pretty modern and can be irreligious like racism.
Anonymous No.149879932 >>149882348
>>149879560
because nearly everything about demons is fanfic and a significant amount of the bible consists of middle aged guys standing around talking
Anonymous No.149879952
>>149879891
The pandemic resulted in a lot of derangement and mental illness
Anonymous No.149879995 >>149880050
>>149879895
Ain't nothing to find if it was never lost.
>Also
>implying souls exist
A bit spiritual of you, anon.

Alright, I'm done yanking your chain. Hope you have a good day and enjoy your dinner tonight.
Anonymous No.149880023 >>149880182 >>149881342
>>149879786
I am agnostic but I have always hated the christian perspective that God is perfect and can do no wrong and everything he does is good and pure because I think its much more interesting in general with regards to god "making humans in his image" when he can be a petty dick too. If God is human in his character, flaws and ego and all, then it makes much more sense.

I also think the new testament works much better as a redemption arc with that in mind. God is a petty tyrant who doesn't really mean any ill will but has a big head about the whole thing, then he tries living for a bit as a human and realizes how hard it is and how much it sucks and mellows out. It really makes the Christian lore into a much more coherent story and ideology if that's the case and it annoys me that people insist that God is always morally justified.
Anonymous No.149880029 >>149880061
>>149879917
Thank you for being honest. Can I ask you what God or the church did that hurt you?
Anonymous No.149880032 >>149880075 >>149880094
I don't see any ice giants around, do you, /co/?
Anonymous No.149880050
>>149879995
Your soul dies or your mother does if you expect words to do anything other than I want.
Anonymous No.149880061 >>149880142 >>149880195
>>149880029
>Can I ask you what God or the church did that hurt you?
I grew up in a catholic household during the 2000s, you do the math
Anonymous No.149880075
>>149880032
They're all sleeping. One too many raves in Hel.
Anonymous No.149880078
>ITT: Daddy Issues
Anonymous No.149880094 >>149880120
>>149880032
I see plenty, I also see how you lost track of every metaphor.
Anonymous No.149880113 >>149880184 >>149880434
>>149879869
Be more of a Reddit neck beard
Really try
Anonymous No.149880120 >>149880235
>>149880094
Explain
Anonymous No.149880142
>>149880061
Being sorry=/=Repentance
Anonymous No.149880182 >>149880216
>>149880023
>I have always hated the christian perspective that God is perfect and can do no wrong and everything he does is good and pure
>I think its much more interesting in general with regards to god "making humans in his image" when he can be a petty dick too. If God is human in his character, flaws and ego and all, then it makes much more sense.
>I also think the new testament works much better as a redemption arc with that in mind. God is a petty tyrant who doesn't really mean any ill will but has a big head about the whole thing, then he tries living for a bit as a human and realizes how hard it is and how much it sucks and mellows out. It really makes the Christian lore into a much more coherent story and ideology if that's the case and it annoys me that people insist that God is always morally justified.
Why do you find that more interesting than the truth? Are you so poisoned by morally grey, morally ambiguous, anti-hero, and other subversive subjectivist tropes that absolutes just don't even compute for you?
Anonymous No.149880184
>>149880113
>T. retard who fell for the fedora psy-op
Enjoy your spiritual bondage, anon
Anonymous No.149880187 >>149880229
>>149872638
Demons would actually be super nice to me and not mean at all trust me bro

Quality retard
Anonymous No.149880195 >>149880249
>>149880061
I'm not good at math, can you spell it out for me?
Anonymous No.149880216 >>149880302 >>149880339
>>149880182
NTA but your fictional god cant be "all loving and all good" when he also kills thousands of people for touching each others buttholes or something equally mundane and dumb to get mad over. It makes no sense and is illogical like the rest of christian dogma.
Anonymous No.149880229
>>149880187
Unironically yes, it makes absolutely no sense for the enemies of god to attack humans who also hate god too. christcuck lore is so full of holes it could be considered its own class of swiss cheese
Anonymous No.149880235 >>149880520
>>149880120
Time travel. Micronation called Eternity. You want people to exist. Time is a fundamental substance in which this occurs. Any statement of forfeit means you can opt out forever. /co/ is a public space. Retrieval of IPv4 trace info possible.

You don't want instant death from me responding. Timelines need maintenance. Some need to close, a process informally referred to as "freezing" 'the' timeline. Lack of viable public information necessary to maintain protocol under this name implies a halt of maintenance, ie., implicit freeze (inactivity)

I can identify ice giants, for public navigation.
Anonymous No.149880249 >>149880314 >>149880329 >>149880456
>>149880195
Not giving out my whole life story here but catholicism is mental and spiritual orwellianism incarnate and when you spend your formative years trying to be a good person by their insane parameters and rationalize all of their bullshit eventually anyone would snap. My life is better without the shackled of christanity confining it and ruining it
Anonymous No.149880294
>>149873577
>ruins peoples lives in order to try and get them to turn from God, and God allows him to do this because ultimately it’s helping Him and His believers.
Hence why god should be beaten down and killed for the fact that he is purposefully ruining peoples lives for a bullshit test that doesnt even matter if he was all knowing. yhwh is a bitch
Anonymous No.149880302
>>149880216
>touching each others buttholes
I always knew you were gay
Anonymous No.149880303 >>149880362 >>149880446
Anonymous No.149880314 >>149880344
>>149880249
Well I was raised catholic too, probably in very similar conditions as yourself, and it kinda sounds like you weren't actually paying attention in CCD.
Anonymous No.149880329
>>149880249
>Catholics don't read the bible
Tale as old as time
Anonymous No.149880339 >>149880370
>>149880216
>cant be "all loving and all good" when he doesn't affirm queer identities
You're putting your ideology above morality. Its a common mistake and I've made it too.
>It makes no sense and is illogical like the rest of things I've never read, only heard about from people who hate it
God loves you.
Anonymous No.149880344 >>149880386
>>149880314
Nah its more like i have enough of a brain to figure out it was all extremist drivel. Especially when i entered confirmation class was when all of the shit they were espousing suddenly made it clear ti me that i was living a lie.
Anonymous No.149880362 >>149880394
>>149880303
I need more Lucifer.
Anonymous No.149880370 >>149880382 >>149880398
>>149880339
If he had any morality he wouldnt be killing innocent people for doing nothing wrong. You god is a rabid animal who needs to be put to sleep like how a diseased dog should be.

And i hate god, fuck you
Anonymous No.149880382
>>149880370
You sound like a pride parade drag queer
Anonymous No.149880386 >>149880398 >>149880412
>>149880344
That's funny to hear because you're kinda just shouting extremist drivel right now.
You cannot even say you're atheistic because you clearly still think God is real.
Anonymous No.149880394
>>149880362
Anonymous No.149880398
>>149880386
See>>149880370
Anonymous No.149880412
>>149880386
I know christian shit is false because their god is not real. Ive stated numerous times ITT that i dont believe in it, but i still hate the legacy of the idea.
Anonymous No.149880434 >>149880464 >>149880495 >>149883428
>>149879271
>>149879347
>>149879477
>>149879517
>>149880113
I am so tired of religious people coming onto 4chan to preach. The mods need to do something. I have the right to have internet conversations without religious people derailing everything. They won't take no for an answer. Notice how they are way more ballsy on the internet than in real life?
Anonymous No.149880446
>>149880303
Lucifer is a sex king!
Anonymous No.149880456 >>149880524
>>149880249
I'm sorry to hear that. Sadly the church is made of people, and people are very often imperfect messengers to say the least, not to mention actual wolves in sheep's clothing who God warned us would always be present. But God is not bad because Christians are bad. And your relationship with Him can be restored if you desire it. If you seek Him of your own accord and not as part of a legalistic guilt complex, I predict you will have a much better outcome. As for the strain of trying to rationalize nonsense... there is much, much less to rationalize if you don't treat the traditions of men Catholic dogma as authoritative as holy scripture.
Anonymous No.149880464 >>149880581
>>149880434
This isn't reddit you have to go back
Anonymous No.149880495 >>149880581
>>149880434
Oh, that's an ugly noise son.
Here, how about you cease this bitch crying?
Anonymous No.149880520
>>149880235
What the fuck does this have to do with norse mythology and religion
Anonymous No.149880524
>>149880456
The christian god isnt real anon. I do not doubt there are gods and spirits and others things out there in the cosmos, but the one thing i know for certain is that the abrahamic religions are bogus, christanity especially.
Anonymous No.149880581 >>149880585 >>149880669 >>149881073
>>149880464
>>149880495
You will never convert me.
Anonymous No.149880585
>>149880581
Who said anything about converting you?
Anonymous No.149880602 >>149880621
>>149872638

Imagine being this fucking naive.
>Dude why do prison gangs kill each other if they all hate cops and the law!

So tired of underage and sheltered tumblrites investing this board
Anonymous No.149880621 >>149882801
>>149880602
Thats a retarded comparison, youre retarded. It makes no sense why the legions of hell wouldnt just recruit sinners in their war against heaven. Its irrational just like all christfag teachings
Anonymous No.149880632
Anonymous No.149880669
>>149880581
>yo lil donnie I just made a big mess with a whole lot of peepee, how do ya like them apples?
Anonymous No.149880736
>>149879506
Matthew mostly, though also a bit of Revelations
In Matthew chapter 13 in the Pairable of the Weeds and the Fields Jesus mentions that the wicked will be burned at the end of the age, in Revelations 20 it's mentioned that everyone will be judged a second and final time on Judgement day, and only after that will the wicked be cast into the fire. As for people being cast into the Outer Darkness rather than the fire, Jesus mentions it several times in Matthew (there's also a few other references to it in the Bible, but Matthew is where we get direct quotes from Jesus), the notable places are in chapter 8 during his conversation with the centurion, chapter 22 in the Parable of the Wedding Feast, and 25 in the Parable of the Talents where it's the fate of those who don't live a righteous life
Notably, in all places the Outer Darkness is described as a place of weeping and gnashing of teeth, but the original terms used denotes extreme grief and loss more so than physical pain
Anonymous No.149880752 >>149881093
Anonymous No.149880847 >>149881093
Anonymous No.149880952
Kill demons.
Anonymous No.149881073 >>149881171
>>149880581
You will never get me banned. In fact, you may get yourself banned for abusing the report function.
Anonymous No.149881093
>>149880752
>>149880847
She's hot.
Anonymous No.149881171
>>149881073
Does that matter? We don't ave mods on /co/. Seriously the mods here are SHIT. Look at all the shitty threads they allow here. The only thing mods here delete are outright porn and any post calling the mods shit. Like this one MODS ARE SHIT.

This board has become garbage ever since the leak about how the mods function on this board specifically.
Anonymous No.149881342 >>149881412
>>149880023
The purpose of God being perfect and free of sin and man being imperfect is that you have to strive to free yourself of sin to be closer to God.
It destroys the whole purpose of the Christian tradition to turn God into an idling petty sleezebag. There are people who go to church to escape idling and sex and drug addiction because they genuinely want the encouragement for it.
It might seem mystical, but when people such as these talk about God, they’re talking about real, practical, imminent things that they find to be good like self-discipline, self-overcoming, being fair, just, and not being driven by caprice.
This is what Quakers mean by the "divine spark", God itself is mankind’s innate and seemingly unnatural ability to self-discipline.
Anonymous No.149881412
>>149881342
>There are people who go to church to escape idling and sex and drug addiction
What losers lmfao
Anonymous No.149881452 >>149881517 >>149881527
>Some of the christfag posts got deleted
Anonymous No.149881517 >>149881527
>>149881452
Well excuse me for discussing the source material
Anonymous No.149881527 >>149881601
>>149881452
Finally. Holy shit.
>>149881517
Shut the fuck up. Go away.
Anonymous No.149881601
>>149881527
Rude
Anonymous No.149882167 >>149882239 >>149882469
What did angels popsicle taste like?
Anonymous No.149882239
>>149882167
Twisted taco
Anonymous No.149882348
>>149879932
>a significant amount of the bible consists of middle aged guys standing around talking
As if that will stop Viz from turning them into femboys, furries and bishoujo.
Anonymous No.149882446 >>149882842
>>149869152 (OP)
Hate demons, simple as.
Anonymous No.149882469
>>149882167
Strawberry daquiri.
Anonymous No.149882801 >>149882886
>>149880621
>bad people get sent to hell for opposing god
>bad people get sent to prison for opposing the police


>>>>>this is a bad comparison
No one beleives what youre typing. Hang yourself
Anonymous No.149882842
>>149882446
based
Anonymous No.149882886
>>149882801
It is a shit comparison, and only an idiot wouldnt oppose god if he was such an insane psychotic retard like the bible portrays him as being. Take your own advice christfag vermin
Anonymous No.149882915
>>149872765
Anonymous No.149883038
Internet christians are so gay they almost manage to outcringe the vivzieslop
Anonymous No.149883103
>"Now I speak to you, warriors of the sky, guardians of the divine realm! Do not forgive Hell for this heinous insult. Do not forgive the fiends who struck down your exalted leader. Make them kneel before our fury! If they spill the blood of one of ours, unleash ten of theirs in return! If they dare to threaten the gates of Heaven, eradicate them from existence! Let this day be remembered as the moment angels declared war on the depths of hellβ€”no mercy, no surrender! Let their suffering be a testament to our wrath!"
Anonymous No.149883176 >>149883567
We need more Lucifer incest, it's hot watching Charlie get used by her daddy.
Anonymous No.149883318 >>149883393
>ask why people hate Hazbin Hotel
>every response is christfag babble
>nobody mentions the bad pacing, choppy animation or how all the voice actors were fired and replaced between episodes
AAAAHHHH HELP ME THIS SILLY CARTOON ISN'T FOLLOWING BIBLICAL LORE
Anonymous No.149883393
>>149883318
I don't care. Post Lute butt.
Anonymous No.149883398
>>149873064
Why are /x/ Gnostics anti-God anyway, dont they technically worship God in their own bizzare ass way?
Anonymous No.149883428
>>149880434
NGL I think if the show is about a fucking religion or heavily references it alot it's fair game for such discussion.
Anonymous No.149883567
>>149883176
Vivz's show needs more Milton Accurate Lucifer
Anonymous No.149884594
>Abel:"Daddy! Daddy! can we go down to hell and have an epic quest?"
>Adam:"NO Abel, Hell isn't for children, it's only for brave Angels with no fear and strong will"
>Adam:"...Perhaps one day"
>Abel:"Oh i love you, Daddy!"
>*Mwah*
>Abel:"i can't believe after all these years, i'm finally here"
>Lute: "You kiss your dad on the mouth?"