https://psychiatryonline.org/doi/10.1176/appi.ps.52.5.685
>A handful of case reports detail autocastration among persons with schizophrenia who had biblical delusions. Waugh (9) described a 31-year-old man who severed his testicles in response to Matthew 19:12: "There are eunuchs born that way from their mother's womb, there are eunuchs made so by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves that way for the sake of the Kingdom of Heaven."

>create foreskins
>"duuuuuude, CUT IT OFF!"

https://psychiatryonline.org/doi/10.1176/appi.ps.52.5.685
>A handful of case reports detail autocastration among persons with schizophrenia who had biblical delusions. Waugh (9) described a 31-year-old man who severed his testicles in response to Matthew 19:12: "There are eunuchs born that way from their mother's womb, there are eunuchs made so by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves that way for the sake of the Kingdom of Heaven."

>create foreskins
>"duuuuuude, CUT IF OFF!"

What if God is actually retarded?
Hear me out
God is super dumb, which is why he makes so many mistakes and why the world and universe and imperfect. Gods profound mental retardation is actually a way to nerf him for being the most powerful thing in all of existence. Likewise, humans are powerless as a nerf for being the most intelligent things in existence. This way humans and God form a cosmic balance. God created humans and made humans more intelligent than him so that humans can help God solve his personal issues.

>>513262876
He's a smug redditor.

>>149872765
Uberly based picture

>>17860876
>God creating his own problems so he can solve them

Autistic behavior

>>510896805
>be jewish god
>create evil
>create all options for evil behaviour to realize itself
>complain about evil

He should have just killed Adam and Eve and started over if he hates disobedience so much.

>>510299514
>have a religion where the material world is temporary, fake, and gay, and the afterlife is infinite pleasure (assuming you were a good goy who obeyed all of god's laws)
>be suprised when nobody wants to lift a finger to destroy evil
Nietzsche was right, christianity is just dressed up nihilism

>create man in the garden Eden
>also create a talking snake and make it the most crafty of the animals (Genesis 3:1)
>place a tree that grants knowledge of good and evil (Genesis 2:17, 3:22)
>tell man not to eat of the tree
>create woman
>talking snake persuades woman to eat from the tree, and the man does too
>God curses them and all their descendents forever
They didn't know about good and evil yet so how are they culpable for doing an 'evil' thing? Why did God create the snake and make it so crafty, knowing what it would lead to? Why did God punish all their descendents for something they didn't do? Before you say something about nature being stained by sin, remember God literally changed human biology to make childbirth more painful as a punisment (Genesis 3:16). Also, God was so powerless he couldn't even persuade one man and one woman to follow a single instruction? Why is he angry when he set everything up to happen this way?