>>719096292
lol
Armoured Cunt

>Wife is being extra nice to me today
>Poured me a beer and bought it to me after I got home from work
>All of the laundry and dishes are done
>All of the surfaces are dusted
>All of the carpets have been vacuumed
>All of the floors have been mopped
>The bathroom is tidy
>The bed is made
>My office is clean and organized
>She's gone out for a run whilst I play games and shitpost

Either she's cheating on me, she's broken something or she wants something,

>>718584270
>Anon gets astral battery
>Put a solid metal block in front of monitor before jumping into an argument
>Anon stops posting after I hear a bone cracking thunk against it

>>717848124
That's the joke you tubby bitch.

>Collecting and curating a porn stash since I was a teenager
>Member of private porn torrent sites with some rare shit on them
>2TB of filthy, boner inducing porn on external HDD
>Absolute favourites are backed up on a few BD-ROMs

I knew this day would come.

>>714013330
>missed out on 'tism and sauna sex