I like when my cat bites my hand it's like she's trying to eat a hamburger. It hurts and leaves scars but idc because it's cute.

>>537854832
What really gets me is the
>I had hoped to one day move to japan
part. Like come the actual fuck on dude. The secondhand embarrassment I felt just reading that sentence was staggering.

>>537854882
She looks like she fucks goat men.