Ten years. It's been ten years since I've had sex with a man. And now I've decided I'm going to dive back in. Started nofap a few days ago and all I can think of is fucking men up the ass and sucking cock. I have family visiting, as soon as they leave I'm downloading Grindr.

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>>33883238
i did literally nothing to celebrate it and that makes me want to blow my fucking head off. also i'm a 26 year old friendless khv that's currently getting drunk off a fifth of tito's alone in his completely dark (except for the glow of his laptop) room
>>33883240
a kindred spirit
based

I was caught vandalizing the washrooms. I’m literally anonymously famous on the universities social media for being the guy that destroys all the washrooms. The school finally traced it to me and the police got involved since it’s a bio hazard.

I’ve been clogging the toilets with apples and then taking a shit. I’ve been doing upper deckers by shitting in the top and creating a web of shit toilet paper in the stall, then crawling out leaving the door locked. The janitor would have to crawl in and get tangled in shit toilet paper.

They’re saying I’m facing expulsion and I have no clue what to do because my parents will be pissed. I don’t know what to do